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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This is Important, Let's get naked.

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Speaker 1: Let's have it like a burlesque show. I'm from the

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Speaker 1: planet of silly. I'm a person of string.

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Speaker 2: If it's this intercourse, my cup running over, let's go,

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Speaker 2: oh man, a bad clap?

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Speaker 1: Did you guys have a good clap at a back clap?

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Speaker 1: I have the class? Oh mine was? Okay? I like

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Speaker 1: that green. That green really pops on you Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Hey man. I think it was thirty nine to ninety

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Speaker 2: nine a target across the street from the old Workaholics office.

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Speaker 1: You know what fun people say? They say tarji. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is the whole paycheck. Yeah fun.

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Speaker 3: My mom still refuses to say target. She only says tar.

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Speaker 2: Do you think came up with that? Because it's good?

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Speaker 2: There's it's undeniable and l sn L.

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Speaker 1: Maybe definitely an ant.

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Speaker 3: You think it was not a professional writer? No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: it was an ant. One ant somewhere said it. It

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Speaker 3: caught on in that small town and then it just

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Speaker 3: spread like wildfire.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting like thirty rock writer. Okayribes Okay, you know

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Speaker 2: someone from from under her school?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Tina, Tina fe it's clever. It's an ant without

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Speaker 1: a doubt. His aunt ad Jason, Well, this writer might

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Speaker 1: be might be an aunt now.

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Speaker 2: Also, Whole Paycheck?

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Speaker 1: Is that one's really good?

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Speaker 2: Classic?

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Speaker 1: Whole Foods?

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Speaker 2: Classic?

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Speaker 4: You said you had a bad class? What what disease

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Speaker 4: is the clap? What is the clap?

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Speaker 1: What disease? Yeah? It's goneria?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Is it goneriea? Why do they call it the clap?

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Speaker 1: That's fucking wild? Why do they call the class?

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Speaker 2: Todd?

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Speaker 1: Your boat clap? What is gonna? Yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's because your body class? Why why did they call

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Speaker 1: it the clap? Because it'd hurt so bad? You just

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Speaker 1: gotta you just clap, you like somebody's class.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, they're name of the clap.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to you knew this. This doesn't this.

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Speaker 1: Isn't even a this isn't even a link, Todd. That

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Speaker 1: came quicker than anything you've ever said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a short for a French word clapre, which

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Speaker 2: meant rabbit rabbit hutch and was used as slang for brothels,

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Speaker 2: where the disease was rampant rabbit.

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Speaker 1: Hutch, What the fuck rabbit? He doesn't help that.

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Speaker 2: You like rabbits, right, you fuck like rabbits.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hutch must mean like a rabbit, hutch a little rabbit,

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Speaker 3: to throb, to beat. Alternatively, it may derive from the

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Speaker 3: Old English word clappan, meaning to throb or beat. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that makes more sense.

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Speaker 1: It's a clappan.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a clipan referring to the pain of the infection.

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Speaker 3: Less supported theories suggest it refers to an ancient practice

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Speaker 3: of clapping the genitals.

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Speaker 1: This is what I was, what I just said, because

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Speaker 1: it hurts so bad, you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, clap like that, clapping the genitals to leave the

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Speaker 3: pain from the infection. That makes the most sense, because

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Speaker 3: you know when you when something really hurts, yes, you

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Speaker 3: you then you like try to hurt yourself in another way?

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Speaker 2: To you call yourself stupid?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your armid.

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Speaker 2: You try to hurt your feelings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can call that like you bite your arm

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Speaker 3: if you stub your toe.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you guys ever had a bunch of us? Okay,

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Speaker 1: finally we're here, we've arrived.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I remember thinking maybe I had one, but it was

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Speaker 1: all good. It was all good. Yeah, I remember one

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Speaker 1: time I good, it was mostly good. No, I started jizzy.

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Speaker 1: I think I told you guys about this. Jaculate was

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Speaker 1: like green. Out of we're on and we're recording.

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Speaker 3: My ejaculate was green. It was like snot and it

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Speaker 3: was like green and yellow yellow. I remember being like,

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Speaker 3: this is an STD. This is the craziest CD. I'm

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Speaker 3: looking online to find out what green and yellow likes.

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Speaker 1: I've gotten.

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Speaker 3: Ghak coming at my dick. Yeah, honestly, Nickelodeon Ghak is shooting.

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Speaker 1: Out green and yellow, purple.

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Speaker 3: And I went to the doctor and they're like, this

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Speaker 3: is not an STD. This is just this is taste

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Speaker 3: and the affection you have in your body and it'll pass.

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Speaker 3: And then literally he's like the best homework assignment I

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Speaker 3: ever have gotten. He was like, go home, jack off.

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Speaker 1: Oh now that now I'm gonna ace that.

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Speaker 3: He was like, try to get it out of your system.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, how would I do that? And he's like,

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Speaker 3: you jack off as soon as you can. Jack off

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Speaker 3: again and again and again. Try to get it all

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Speaker 3: out your body. And I did just that and it

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Speaker 3: got it got up pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's coming well I told I mean.

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Speaker 2: You guys know I know about the aide story and

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Speaker 2: what was it?

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Speaker 1: Just a like a he just had you just had

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Speaker 1: a nerd stuck up in his pee hole? Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: was was.

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Speaker 2: Have you been like a fucking nacho cheese panny chain?

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Speaker 1: This is wild?

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Speaker 4: Are you dipping your dick in food coloring? What the

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Speaker 4: hell is going on here?

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Speaker 1: So you guys have never just Nickelodeon, got.

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Speaker 3: No, no, huh uh no, thank god?

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Speaker 1: Or silly string?

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Speaker 2: Never? I wish can you imagine? Could you?

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Speaker 1: I mean I could do you close?

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Speaker 2: All right? Let me let me just set a scenario here. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know you jizz silly string m m. You're hooking

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Speaker 2: up with somebody for the first time. Don't you have

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Speaker 2: to be like heads up rockets before you just silly

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Speaker 2: string everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great question.

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Speaker 2: I like this, especially like in high school or like

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Speaker 2: you're not fucking yet. Okay, it's hand stuff, it's if

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Speaker 2: you're lucky, it's mouth stuff. Yeah, and you're silly string

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Speaker 2: in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me let me say.

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Speaker 2: That I'm saying before you're fucking because that that you're

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Speaker 2: just inside of somebody.

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Speaker 4: Let's take this to a reel zone. Oh sorry, it's

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Speaker 4: not silly string. You're just you're just busting, you bust

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Speaker 4: like massive loads.

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Speaker 1: Do you give a silly string? But I'm saying, let's

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Speaker 1: take it. Okay, shut up, let's take it to a

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Speaker 1: reel zone. You're you're jizzy. What happened to me?

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Speaker 3: Green and yellow like snot that's what you're jizzy, because

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Speaker 3: that's what happened to me. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: I can't hook up with anyone for the month that

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Speaker 3: this is happening, because this is yeah, that seems cool,

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Speaker 3: insane and well, first of all, I was like, I

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Speaker 3: might have a disease, so I gotta.

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Speaker 2: Go to the door. So that's different.

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Speaker 3: But you know what I'm saying, if that's what you're

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Speaker 3: if I wish the doctor and they're like, well, you

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Speaker 3: don't have a disease, but this is what your body's doing.

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Speaker 2: Now, this is from here and here on, you have

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Speaker 2: to be like, hey, just a heads up, it's green,

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Speaker 2: I just easter eggs. Because guess what if you do

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Speaker 2: it and the person doesn't say anything, they're gonna say

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Speaker 2: someone thing to like their fucking best friend, or you're

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Speaker 2: never gonna gotta call again mm hmm. They do say

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Speaker 2: something after they're gonna be like, what the fuck is

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Speaker 2: going on here? And then you've gotta be like, uh,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. The doctor said it's okay. They're gonna be like, no,

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Speaker 2: they didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Then you just go you go ooh, you got snot

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Speaker 1: on your face? What'd you do? You snot all over

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Speaker 1: your face? Anyway? You're so gross dude?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, okay, Well can we do mine where it's

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Speaker 3: like you shoot really really really large loads.

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Speaker 1: Do you warn Warner Brother?

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Speaker 2: That's just real, bro, that's just cool.

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Speaker 1: Do you warn a brother? A bro? That's what It's

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Speaker 1: just that you, Warner Brother. It's a T shirt, man,

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Speaker 1: it's a T shirt. Warner Brother, Thank on.

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Speaker 2: I'd saying that that's a T shirt. But you can

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Speaker 2: also say warn a sister, and I understand that's not

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Speaker 2: a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Why why are you talking about this T shirt? Because

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Speaker 1: that's not what we're talking about, and we're talking about

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Speaker 1: how my mind works. Man, it's a pun. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about jizzying on something and it's a funny pun. You're

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Speaker 1: not helping yourself. It's a funny pun, Warner Brother.

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Speaker 3: You immediately talk about jizzying on a bro's How much

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Speaker 3: are we How much are you talking a cup? I'm

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Speaker 3: saying like, no, I don't think you have to well,

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Speaker 3: a cup is a lot.

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Speaker 1: A cup, well, what are we talking about? That is

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Speaker 1: a lot. But I'm saying, what if it's just.

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Speaker 2: A lot, it has to be a remarkable amount. Can't

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Speaker 2: just be like a shot.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of those remember when those videos were popular.

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Speaker 1: We're all porno of fiicionados here. Why make when those.

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Speaker 3: Videos were popular of like the fake dick and then

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Speaker 3: it would like hose out crazy amount.

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Speaker 2: I think that was the original clickbait for me.

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Speaker 1: That was Yeah, yeah, I think I know what you're

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Speaker 2: The one where you you it's this big on the thumbnail,

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Speaker 2: you click it, You're like, what the and then you okay,

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Speaker 2: and you're like, well, I gotta watch the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Just a fire hose if it's that amount, And I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 3: like Warner brother.

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Speaker 2: But by the way, you said a cup is a lot.

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Speaker 2: That was way more than I can.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, that was like a super soaker was

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Speaker 4: hooked up to like a giant dildo.

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Speaker 2: So blake, what amount are you talking about? That I

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Speaker 2: would have to preface before blasting.

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Speaker 3: So, hey, Blake, this is what we're talking about when

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Speaker 3: we make fun of you.

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Speaker 1: It's you. You have no specifics and then you don't

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Speaker 1: want to hammer down a specific Well, it's starting to

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Speaker 1: get uncomfortable. This is your bit, this is your thing,

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Speaker 1: This is ready to explore.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to bear my all about this.

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Speaker 4: Okay, A cup, a cup, A cup, I'm saying, Okay,

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Speaker 4: yes you you unleash a cup.

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Speaker 1: A cup's a pretty like you're honestly if it's.

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Speaker 2: If it's if it's a cup, if it's a cup,

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Speaker 2: I kind of that's probably my calling card to like

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Speaker 2: let it happen and have them be like, holy shit,

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Speaker 2: ag yeah, gotcha bitch. If it's a gallon, if it's

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Speaker 2: a quart, if it's a court, I go, I give

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Speaker 2: a warning. If it's a cup, I kind.

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Speaker 3: Of go, good crazy right, Yeah, you like that, And

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Speaker 3: I feel like your calling card might not get called

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Speaker 3: back because that no girl likes that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying they have to like it. I just

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Speaker 2: think I just think that, like I don't have to

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Speaker 2: explain myself. It's if it's a cup, if it's a

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Speaker 2: if it's a quart. I gotta explain myself.

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Speaker 2: This is where you start to have fun. You go,

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Speaker 2: I'm different. Have you seen Mac and Me? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I'm an alf boy through and through. Oh yes, Alf

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Speaker 3: and Alf never got a movie deal, did he?

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Speaker 4: He was a he was a cartoon and a TV show.

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Speaker 3: I had a I had a plush Alf doll as

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Speaker 3: He was always talking about eating cats And I'm like, dude.

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Speaker 3: It was called Project Alf and it was made for

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Speaker 3: Come on Stop?

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Speaker 2: Ship, biggest stick in comedy really. Yeah. Yeah, he's supposed

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Speaker 1: Really.

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Speaker 2: It's all I got.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Really, I've never heard that. I only know

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Speaker 1: It's like Rodney Dangerfield apparently had just a massive cock. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Oh it was Uh it was huge, like an old

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Speaker 2: Did Caesar the other guy? The guy he like shows

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Speaker 4: On real big Adventure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is like a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 2: Know that like Milton Burle, Milton Burlai. I said Wilbur, Milton.

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Speaker 2: JK. Simmons played him and was like literally whipped his

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Speaker 1: That's right. That was my favorite scene. That was really cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was rad.

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Speaker 2: Your dick's not even as big as mom, I'm j K. Simmons.

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Speaker 3: is it is it?

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Speaker 2: Is it better?

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Speaker 1: Is it that you could just pull your dick out

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Speaker 3: A don't are you trying to say you wish you

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys, poly charge.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys see how RFK did like a like

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Speaker 2: That's a lot because I'm like, I'm like, how are

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 3: That's because that's a hard challenge. Yeah, that is a challenge.

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Speaker 2: And maybe we shouldn't hold America's hand like a fucking kid,

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Speaker 2: and we should say fucking go for it.

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Speaker 1: But but people are gonna die. Oh people die, it's

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Speaker 2: It's about the show The Biggest Loser.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about just like how like most of the

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Speaker 1: Skinny, like speed, like speed type drugs.

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Speaker 2: Boos are huge, like hydroxy cut. Remember that ship?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ship like that they were doing.

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Speaker 3: They were doing ship like that and they were working

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Speaker 2: I couldn't understand how that show worked because I was like,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, aren't there muscle sore? Like aren't there

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: From zero to one hundred?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It's truly it's a truly insane, insane

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Speaker 2: Wait, but the challenge the thing the RFK. He goes,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, who's Duffy? Is he like a jackedass politician?

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Speaker 1: And he is name too.

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Speaker 2: But then I'm on his Wikipedia page and it's like

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Speaker 2: be in the White House. I get it.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's true. Game on.

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Speaker 2: But it's so it's just so strange to me that like,

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Speaker 1: I know what it will into the real world, Bitch,

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Speaker 3: Of cool that, uh Trump's white House. You're you truly

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Speaker 3: feel like you could also just get in it, when

444
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Speaker 3: like other white house, other white houses are like, well,

445
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Speaker 3: you know, I didn't go to Harvard or I'm.

446
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Speaker 1: Not that educated or that educate.

447
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Speaker 3: I'm really I flunked out of or didn't flunk out,

448
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Speaker 3: but I didn't graduate community college, Like, I probably can't

449
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Speaker 3: make it in the White House, in Trump's White House.

450
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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, I could do that. Ship.

451
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could be Secretary of State. Man, it's by

452
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Speaker 2: and like, look, I'm trying to like understand it because whatever,

453
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Speaker 2: I'm sure there's plenty of like fine, brilliant people who've

454
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Speaker 2: been on reality shows, right huh.

455
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think that the smart It maybe Shark Tank.

456
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Speaker 1: There's probably some. Yeah, there's probably some, but that's different.

457
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Speaker 2: That's like a guest of an episode. These are like

458
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Speaker 2: people who are the principal characters on reality shows. And

459
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Speaker 2: you're usually hired on reality shows if you're a fucking mess.

460
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a little crazy because you're like good television.

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're intriguing, you're intriguing personality.

462
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Speaker 2: And he was a professional lumberjack, which is that's my

463
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Speaker 2: That makes me like him a little more.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahstic yeah, No, I think.

465
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Speaker 2: I would fucking definitely crush some point specials with this guy.

466
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Speaker 2: He's a Wisconsin guy.

467
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Speaker 1: Duffy, yeah, big duff dog.

468
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Speaker 2: But man, it just I'm like, and we're here, but

469
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Speaker 2: I guess we have to be in twenty twenty four

470
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Speaker 2: if the nineties were what they were.

471
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Speaker 1: Well, you know, what is this different than Reagan?

472
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Speaker 2: Is this different or is this the same?

473
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Speaker 1: I have no idea, PolyChar this is polytr resh episode.

474
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Speaker 1: Let's go.

475
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Speaker 3: You know that people are freaking out about those two

476
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Speaker 3: gym uh not gymnasts cheerleaders and male cheerleaders for the Vikings,

477
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Speaker 3: and people are losing.

478
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Speaker 1: Their ship over these two male cheerleaders.

479
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Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is.

480
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Speaker 1: They're male.

481
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Speaker 4: Leaders, but they're they're feminine. They're feminine. These aren't like

482
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Speaker 4: buff like hold the hold the cheer. They're like with

483
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Speaker 4: the gals.

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're wildly blowout. It's actually very it's red. It's

485
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Speaker 1: it's very funny.

486
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Speaker 2: Go ahead, No, they're hot. Are these guys who are

487
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Speaker 2: like who the ones who like drop backwards onto the ground.

488
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Speaker 1: Yes, and they're like fold and half the death drop?

489
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Speaker 2: Who started the death drop?

490
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Speaker 1: I think it's probably from RuPaul.

491
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Speaker 3: They're very funny. But then you're like, dude, Ronald Reagan

492
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Speaker 3: was a cheerleader, like who gives a ship?

493
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Speaker 1: Who fucking cares? Man? So was George W. Bush.

494
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Speaker 2: George W. Bush was I think Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan

495
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Speaker 2: was kind of everything right. It's like he was a

496
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Speaker 2: cheerleader that he became an actor, but then he was

497
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Speaker 2: a governor before he became president. So there's like a

498
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Speaker 2: little bit of something there. But I don't know. If

499
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Speaker 2: Schwarzenegger was a governor, you apparently was pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't.

501
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Speaker 2: I don't understand it. But I guess do you guys

502
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Speaker 2: put reality stars over actors or there's this is a no.

503
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Speaker 3: I would say probably in terms of probably because if you're.

504
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Speaker 2: An actor, you have a job that you're doing as

505
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Speaker 2: opposed to a reality show contest.

506
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Speaker 3: It depends on the real reality show though some require yeah,

507
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Speaker 3: like Survivor.

508
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Speaker 2: Real World or road Rules Challenge, Real World.

509
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Speaker 4: I mean no, those people I don't think require much thinking.

510
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Speaker 4: These were just like you're living with cameras on you.

511
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Speaker 1: I mean, who are the famous? Who are the famous

512
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Speaker 1: people from Real World? Or road Rules?

513
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Speaker 2: Our Girl Kit, Our Girl Kit?

514
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Speaker 1: The damn I forgot the the miz. The men, Yeah,

515
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Speaker 1: the list is long. The sports sports look at you.

516
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Speaker 2: There's a sports guy.

517
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Speaker 1: Well those are the two guys because I know those guys.

518
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Speaker 1: I know them.

519
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Speaker 2: There's one dude who looks like my homie John who's

520
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Speaker 2: like a sports he's on like ESPN.

521
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Speaker 1: Now they're out there.

522
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Speaker 4: They're out there, they're in the world, and they're crush.

523
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Speaker 3: I remember being truly starstruck by THEO the first time

524
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Speaker 3: I met him, because but he's a few years older

525
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Speaker 3: than me, and so when I was twenty starting doing

526
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Speaker 3: comedy at the Improv, he was like twenty three or

527
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Speaker 3: four something like that, and at that age that's a

528
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Speaker 3: pretty big age gap. You're like they're like fully had

529
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Speaker 3: their shit, and he had already done road Rules.

530
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Speaker 1: And I remember that.

531
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Speaker 2: Like seventeen or eighteen was super young.

532
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Speaker 1: He was super young. I remember him being pretty cool.

533
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Speaker 3: And I remember being like starstruck, being like, holy shit,

534
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Speaker 3: he was on Rules, dude, this guy has already made it.

535
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Speaker 3: I bow, I'm walking the same hall is a guy

536
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Speaker 3: who did road Rules.

537
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Speaker 1: This is fucking sick. That's some clout right there.

538
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Speaker 2: And to my point, and this is why I'm trying

539
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Speaker 2: not to have a bias. I remember being like, the

540
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Speaker 2: dude from road Rules is doing stand up, Like, come on,

541
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Speaker 2: how funny could he be? Yeah, I mean that bias

542
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Speaker 2: then I have it now, guys, I'm trying, you're trying.

543
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Speaker 1: I'm trying.

544
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Speaker 2: An ironic mustache.

545
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Speaker 1: You're trying, you really are trying, and we don't know

546
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Speaker 1: what else to do.

547
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I got too much real estate above

548
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Speaker 2: my lip.

549
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Speaker 4: I feel like when you, like when THEO was in

550
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 4: the club, when you were like working there and stuff.

551
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Speaker 4: He was actually kind of like a bad comedian. I

552
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Speaker 4: think he's gotten fun here. But when he was turning off,

553
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Speaker 4: I remember being like, oh, this is my bro from

554
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Speaker 4: Road Rule.

555
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Speaker 3: Well, we're all not great right when we started to

556
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 3: start off. You start off pretty shitty. It's a learning curve.

557
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Speaker 3: I feel like your voice. Yeah, he didn't really find

558
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Speaker 3: his I think, you know, and I don't want to

559
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Speaker 3: speak for him. Everybody has their little stand up journey,

560
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Speaker 3: but I think he was trying to lean away from

561
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Speaker 3: his country roots and pretend to be more sophisticated than

562
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Speaker 3: he was.

563
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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then I think when.

565
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Speaker 3: It really clicked for him was like when he grew

566
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 3: his mullet out and was like, no, I'm from Louisiana.

567
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be going to be I'm

568
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Speaker 3: going to be.

569
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Speaker 1: Larry the cable Guy. I'm going to be Larry the

570
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: Cable Guy too.

571
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Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder if there was somebody who's like,

572
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 2: stop writing jokes and start telling the stories you tell

573
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Speaker 2: us about your crazy upbringing, because those are solid gold.

574
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

575
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually if you speak what you know, because he

576
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 3: is very funny on his on his podcast, he's he's

577
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 3: very good at that.

578
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of the ship that comes out of his

579
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 4: mouth is very funny, like the way he phrases stuff.

580
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Speaker 1: He's got that backwoods down.

581
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

582
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean it depends how much he comes.

583
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 2: I mean he running, is he running for president?

584
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Speaker 1: Is he gotten a He's a guy who's right in line.

585
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 2: That Smith without it is somebody that's like in a

586
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,959
Speaker 2: conversation now for somebody, people are like, did you ever

587
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: run for president? He's like, I haven't counted it out,

588
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, count it out.

589
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: Count it out, count it out, please count it out.

590
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: Just count it damn count it out. You've counted it out.

591
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm without a doubt.

592
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: I want our next president, without a doubt, to be

593
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Speaker 3: counted counted out. I want to I want our next

594
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 3: president to be a guy we've never heard of, a

595
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: smart guy that we suddenly start to hear about because

596
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 3: he's good at speaking and making his points and telling

597
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: you what he wants to do. Yeah, but it's it's

598
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 3: once we get into weeds where it's like, oh, the

599
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: next president is going to be the Rock or Stephen A.

600
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Speaker 1: Smith or you're what, what the fuck kind of country

601
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: are we?

602
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: This is?

603
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: It's bonkers.

604
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 3: Well, but also at this point, who the fuck wants

605
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Speaker 3: to be the president?

606
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Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of people. It seems like

607
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: every lunatic.

608
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 3: Everyone hates, every lunatic out there wants to be the president.

609
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 3: You have to be an absolute psychopath to want to

610
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Speaker 3: be the president.

611
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Speaker 4: Oh, I couldn't think of a worst worst job. That

612
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 4: just seems like like.

613
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Speaker 2: Who should be president?

614
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: Guys?

615
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know who.

616
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Speaker 1: I think what a good job would be, someone nice,

617
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Speaker 1: I think. I know you're going to say, I think

618
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Speaker 1: being a governor would be very fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have.

620
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: All you get to tear it up. What's you have?

621
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Speaker 1: Your state, that's your thing.

622
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Speaker 3: You just are about your people in Iowa or wherever

623
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 3: the fuck you're the government.

624
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Speaker 2: I mean, but but then imagine you're the governor of

625
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Speaker 2: somewhere and now the President's like, actually I'm sending hell

626
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Speaker 2: the troops to.

627
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: Your I'm the fuck you up, that's your biggest city.

628
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: Fuck you, I'm sending in. I'm sending in Navy seals

629
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 2: to shoot anyone who didn't pick up their dog ship.

630
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little different now we're not we're not

631
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 4: quite on the cruise control that we used to be on.

632
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Speaker 2: But yeah, who should be the next president?

633
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm saying. No one that we've ever

634
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Speaker 1: heard of. I I just said, you don't want it

635
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Speaker 1: to be like your boy Mark Cuban. Nope, big Mark. No,

636
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Speaker 1: he's a reality show he's a shark ting. I don't.

637
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be a Marcuban.

638
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Speaker 2: He's a businessman who joined the reality show. I mean

639
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Speaker 2: I I don't. I don't even call. When people are

640
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: like Trump's a fucking reality show guy, I go, well,

641
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: he was a businessman who put his face on a

642
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Speaker 2: reality show. It's just a brand move.

643
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a businessman who branded himself as the

644
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Speaker 1: as a he made himself the brand as opposed to

645
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Speaker 1: a businessman who works behind the scenes who doesn't want

646
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Speaker 1: to be famous.

647
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Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm saying in contrast to a person who's

648
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Speaker 2: like I signed up for a reality show and I

649
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Speaker 2: was on it, and that's my brand was that I'm

650
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Speaker 2: from the reality show. He already had brand. That's everyone

651
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: knew Donald Trump.

652
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

653
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Speaker 2: You know we knew about him from the Little Rascals movie.

654
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, from Did I say Little Rascals snl A

655
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Speaker 1: didn't very fun? Yeah, I don't want to know.

656
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: I'm actually so checked out this time around, this the

657
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: second the Trump presidency, because people get so riled up

658
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: on both sides, and I'm just like, I'm sick of

659
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 3: being riled.

660
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: Man, I'm done being riled.

661
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Speaker 2: I like when people say both sides of the ticket.

662
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Speaker 1: Fucket ticket? Yeah, the ticket or the Isle aisle you

663
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Speaker 1: work in you work in politics.

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Speaker 2: Isle's fine.

665
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: But I like when they say ticket. It's like, what's

666
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: the ticket?

667
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I know what it means

668
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: when people say both sides of the ticket.

669
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: I will say I do like DC though. It is

670
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: one of my favorite cities. I always have a great

671
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: time there. It's always crazy because you're I remember last

672
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: time I was there as me and Isaac were there

673
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: for something and we're out to dinner and this guy

674
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 3: in like this ten gallon hat came over and he

675
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: was a senator from like Tennessee or Texas or somewhere

676
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 3: where they were a big as big ass.

677
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: He told us.

678
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: He told us the name, and he was like, if

679
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 3: you're ever in having trouble down in Texas, let us know.

680
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: And we're like okay, and then I and then I

681
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: took photos with his nieces that he was having dinner with.

682
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is so crazy that you just

683
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: if this were Hollywood, that guy would be uh a

684
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 3: producer of Pretty Little Liars or some ship. But here

685
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: he's this senator of.

686
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: I need more context, like what like if it's what

687
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: does that mean?

688
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: It's like there's levels the ladder of.

689
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 3: No, those are the those are the people that you

690
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 3: run into in Hollywood that would be hey, take a photo.

691
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 3: I have clout in this situation, take photo with my niece.

692
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: We're at a nice restaurant. There you run into actual

693
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: people that are doing pulling the levers of society, right, which.

694
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: Is kind of cool. Yeah.

695
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where they actually go to get work done.

696
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: To the hub.

697
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I've only been that one time when we

698
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 3: were when we were youngsters, but I would like to

699
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 3: go back.

700
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 2: I think I would love to go. I'll probably go back.

701
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 2: I've been.

702
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,479
Speaker 3: I've been a dozen statues, maybe a dozen or so times,

703
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: and just from stand up I've gone like four or

704
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 3: five times for stand up in that kind of thing.

705
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: That's interesting that you've been there a dozen times.

706
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: Yep.

707
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: Do you have anything you're hiding?

708
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: No?

709
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: What?

710
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not hiding anything.

711
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: Why would you need to go to the capital of

712
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 2: this country where the Pentagon is?

713
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 3: And I just admitted that I ejaculate green jizz, So

714
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm minding anything.

715
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: I think that I've gone for.

716
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: What you're doing is you offer up the jizz over here,

717
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: the shining objects. So we're not paying attention. Guess what

718
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm paying attention.

719
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm going to a basement of this pizza parlor. Okay,

720
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: I think I know what that's about. See, I fucking

721
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: knew it.

722
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: You knew it.

723
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: You got me?

724
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so God.

725
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 3: But I actually when people are like the homeless are

726
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: sorry on house Blake, they're running rampant.

727
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 1: Uh, they're they're the are crazy, the bum flights are crazy.

728
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 3: I didn't ever really notice it being that bad there.

729
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 3: I know the crime is pretty bad d in d C.

730
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: In the Maryland area, right.

731
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: There in or out of the White House. Go ahead,

732
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 2: go ahead.

733
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: Go ahead, But I didn't. They're being a crazy not.

734
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: I mean, also, we live in l A.

735
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 3: And I've been to San Francisco, Like it's it's honestly

736
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 3: much worse, and especially San Francisco.

737
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are the yeah, the entire city, Uh,

738
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: what are the what are they going to do?

739
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, what are you talking about?

740
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

741
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: The National Guard troops? The National Guard? They're bringing in

742
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: the National Guard.

743
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: Oh they're around d C.

744
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 3: Now, oh yeah, they brought him into d C because

745
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 3: Trump says that they to clear the streets because the

746
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 3: homeless population has gotten out of control and the crimes

747
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 3: out of control, and like.

748
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 2: What are what are they going to do with brooms?

749
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, it seems crazy.

750
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 3: It's like, what are what are these guys with guns

751
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 3: gonna do to get these people off the streets?

752
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I think it's.

753
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: Kind of the same way like when when the Olympics

754
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: come to town, how they just kind of like sweep

755
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: everything out and make your city look all pearly and bright.

756
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 4: But it's just a temporary fix.

757
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: But then yeah, but then it's they're just you put

758
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: them somewhere else, to a different city, right, and then

759
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: they're that make that city shitty, and.

760
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 2: Then you're just blowing the leaves to a different part alone.

761
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: That's exactly sucks.

762
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 4: We should run, guys, we should all be on the

763
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 4: same ticket.

764
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: Man, No one could stop us.

765
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 4: Could we be a three person team?

766
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: I absolutely wouldn't want to do that.

767
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 2: Can two people run together or three?

768
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called the president and vice president? Do run together? No?

769
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. Are they on the same ticket?

770
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're saying equal.

771
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: I'm saying like a three headed, like a three hander.

772
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 2: Can you have a presidential three hander?

773
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of sick. Yeah, it's like workaholics, But

774
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: we're the president where the president like a Joel and

775
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: Ethan the president. Now trust us, we know chicks.

776
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: Right, they swear to saying we put one hand on

777
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: the Bible, then another one, and then another one, and

778
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: then it.

779
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 4: Turns into Chippendale tons of hands. Sorry, it's a bit

780
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 4: from Chippendale.

781
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: You gotta watch bro oh Chippendale Rescue Rangers.

782
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Oh chip and Dale. Sorry coming out

783
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: of you.

784
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: I thought it was.

785
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 4: Oh, the strippers, which, now that we mentioned that, what

786
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 4: came first? Was it the male strippers or was it

787
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: the cartoon? What's named after?

788
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: What's why?

789
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: I would say the cartoon, no, because why would you

790
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,720
Speaker 2: name if Chippendale's already exists? Why would you name Chip

791
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: and Dale?

792
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 3: I bet they did that to be a little perverse

793
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: in the way like The Little Mermaid had the dick on.

794
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: The cover, huge cox, huge cock.

795
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 2: On the cover of Yeah, you think it was just one,

796
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 2: It was all different on the cocks, Todd, can we

797
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 2: slide in here?

798
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: Cartoon is first? Cartoons told them? Why did Chip and Dale?

799
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: Adam Adam?

800
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 2: I like the way your mind works.

801
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're fucking they're dirty. Oh Chip in

802
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: Dale was nineteen forty three. Wow, I didn't know that.

803
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 3: Why would do male strippers take that name that doesn't

804
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 3: even fucking make sense to make fun? Because they were

805
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 3: perverse Chippendale. Yeah, they're fighting over a nut and its Chippendale,

806
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: So okay, gosh, ladies are going to be fighting.

807
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 2: And didn't they do the Chippendale's movie? Didn't Ku Mail

808
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 2: do the movie? I gotta watch it? Or a series?

809
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 2: It was?

810
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: It was a limited series.

811
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: I watched.

812
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Yeah, do you remember anything of it?

813
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 4: Because I know nothing about Chippendale other than I've been

814
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 4: to a few shows.

815
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: But Adam Ray, our good friend Adam Ray, was in

816
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: it and he played a guy on roller skates.

817
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: He was like the MC of the Chippendale's that's cool.

818
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: First location. Yeah, it was good. How to check it out?

819
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 3: I only know about like thunder Down Under, but like

820
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 3: Chippendale was kind of the original, right.

821
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids said thunder down Under the other day

822
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: out of.

823
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: Nowhere, that's the like Australian naked I grabbed.

824
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 2: He was like, that's kind of funny, and I go,

825
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.

826
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: Dad has no clue what that is. I just don't

827
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: want you to see me.

828
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: Pal. And by the way, shout out to all the

829
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 2: thunder Down the Under guys in Vegas. You get free

830
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 2: tickets to our show, which we announced.

831
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: This is important. Yes, the more the.

832
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: Merrier, Live show in Vegas.

833
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: Live show in Vegas. It's going to be sick. It's

834
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: going to be a good gear up for the cruise. Baby,

835
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

836
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 2: In your thunderdown Under, come on out, grind on Blake.

837
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 4: That would be really cool. I would be hyped on

838
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: that thunder down under pulls up.

839
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: I feel like we got to have like some kind

840
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 3: of a strip off or something. We're in Vegas, so

841
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: we have to have there's there's got to be some

842
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 3: kind of there.

843
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: Has to be some kind of sexy. There's gotta be

844
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: a sexy maybe fires.

845
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 2: We're in like Giant dice yor like, no, we're getting naked.

846
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: Let's get naked. Let's have it like a burlesque show.

847
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of cool. That is not Vegas.

848
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 3: Burlesque shows, uh are are kind of weird, right, it's.

849
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: A little weird.

850
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 2: If the titties are extra veiny, your boobs are huge.

851
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 3: No, I've been to a burless show that was here

852
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 3: in like Santa Monica, and uh it was, by the way,

853
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 3: very sexy. These women were absolute athletes. It was very

854
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 3: hot and heavy.

855
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like the pussycat dolls?

856
00:39:59,200 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: I remember?

857
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't where they came from. It was like

858
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: a dance show.

859
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just that's kind of what it was.

860
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 3: I forget what it was called, but I remember it

861
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 3: was like pretty early on in Workaholics.

862
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: It was maybe twenty fifteen.

863
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 3: Or something when I went and I remember I'm looking

864
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: up at this girl and.

865
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: I look so thirsty. I was like, oh, and I'm

866
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: like looking up at her like oh.

867
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 3: And they used that photo for all of their promotion

868
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 3: for years, got them, and then I would get for

869
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 3: because I went the one time and somehow they get

870
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: my email address or whatever, so I'm constantly getting somehow

871
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 3: I signed up for the mailing list and bought merch

872
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 3: somehow I kept getting it, and then it'd be like

873
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 3: the photo the like flyer for their their performance is

874
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 3: me looking at this damn girl.

875
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: Dude.

876
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 2: It was the calling calling all creep yeah, looking like

877
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 2: the comfortably come on out totally. We had a burlesque

878
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: show at like our elementary school fundrais I'm sorry, pre

879
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: school fundraiser when I lived in silver Lake. Because they're like,

880
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 2: we gotta, we gotta do it. Why do they have to? Yeah,

881
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: they just want to do stuff like that to be

882
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 2: like we're silver Lake, to just check back in with ourselves. Yeah. Yeah,

883
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: because it was great. It was fun. It was like

884
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: some stand ups. Then this chick came out in or

885
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 2: underwear with tassels on our titties and like Rode a

886
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: unicycle and like did a whole thing to like Freddie Mercury,

887
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 2: I want to ride my bicycle.

888
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: This is this was for a third grade.

889
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: Like this is for preschool. Preschool fundraiser.

890
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:45,479
Speaker 1: Preschool fundraiser, fundraiser. That seems insane. There's no children there.

891
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: That's just the evening saying stand ups, a lot of

892
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: big name stand ups. Yeah, that are funny and that's

893
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 2: the best. That's like the best part of being in

894
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 2: LA is your fundraiser. You can have like professional awesome

895
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 2: stand ups.

896
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, titties out and titties parties. This is a sex party.

897
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: John Ham's there with this huge dong.

898
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: It's all good.

899
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: Don't even worry about it. Raising're buying books for the kids.

900
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'm a square. I was like,

901
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: why are why are we doing? Why this here?

902
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I don't think that's a square. I'm like,

903
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: that's in poor taste. I mean, yeah, just whatever.

904
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 3: Just sell candy bars. That's why I think about candy bars.

905
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm with you, it's whatever.

906
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 3: I'm just like, what, just fucking sell some candy bars

907
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 3: or whatever. It's whatever, Like, sure, do it. But if

908
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 3: I'm putting a fundraiser for children. It's at least got

909
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 3: to be I know this is for the adults to

910
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 3: spend money, but it doesn't There doesn't need to be

911
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 3: a sexual nature to it.

912
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: There could just be a band. It could be a party,

913
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: a band, some comics. There doesn't need to be someone

914
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: with their titties.

915
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 2: I think there's a little bit of like I think

916
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: there's a little bit of like, look at us, we

917
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 2: did it.

918
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

919
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 2: Where like we like you look around and maybe by

920
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: the way, I don't know, maybe ninety five or ninety

921
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 2: percent of the rooms like this seems in poor taste,

922
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 2: but nobody wanted to say anything, but because nobody wants

923
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: to look like a square.

924
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Or it's like like, look, we can have

925
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 4: like something that you deem sexual, but it's actually just

926
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 4: a performance.

927
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 3: It's not it's not sexual in any way exact. Yeah,

928
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 3: her titties are out, and.

929
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 2: So when I get on the you know side called

930
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 2: my dicks out, it's definitely not.

931
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: Sure it's not sexual.

932
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: Just because you think it's sexual that her titties are out.

933
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: You can kind of see outside of yes, I'm sorry,

934
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: kind of you can see the butt.

935
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: The color is starting to change. You can see just

936
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: the outside part of her butthole.

937
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 3: Yes, it was shooting silly strings of gis across the room,

938
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 3: but it's about how far it was going. Okay, it's

939
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: nothing sexual about it. It's a talent. It wasn't sexual

940
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 3: at all.

941
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: So I'm not I'm not a square. Do you guys

942
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 2: feel the same way.

943
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's I do. I don't. I do think. Uh,

944
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: if it's a if it's a for a thing for kids,

945
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: it should it shouldn't be sexual. Yeah, I don't think

946
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: you Yeah, because and by the way, if you would

947
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: have told me this two years ago before I had

948
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: a child.

949
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, let him see the titties. But now

950
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: I have a little kid, and there's just nothing sexual

951
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: about that at all. It's just like a cute, pure,

952
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: innocent little creature.

953
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, it shouldn't be sexual having anything to do

954
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: with this.

955
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: And again and again, kids weren't there, it was, I know,

956
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 2: but you could.

957
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: You could make so much money for the school if

958
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 4: you just went to the strip club, and like, all

959
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 4: funds go back to the school.

960
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: It's just like that. I'm surprised you didn't say it

961
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 1: wasn't at.

962
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: Blake's a constantly pushing this.

963
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 3: Like, dude, let's go to Magic City. All proceeds go

964
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 3: back into the school. Let's go to a thunderdown Under.

965
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: This is Blake pitching. Let's go to thunder down Under.

966
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: We see some dick swaggling and just.

967
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 4: He got news Warner Brothers and I'll be there. Come on,

968
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 4: let's stuff under down Under.

969
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Baby's from the kids. I'm sure there is a school.

970
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: What is that strip club?

971
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 3: That it's not They don't take their clothes all the

972
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 3: way off like a bikini bar.

973
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: It's a lot of like bikini bar.

974
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: Is a bikini bar, but it's famous. It's we went

975
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: to a jumbosfro, Yeah, Jumbos, Jumbo's clown Room, Jumbo's Great bar,

976
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: great bar, great, great, great, but essentially a strip club.

977
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it's a not fully nude, not fully nude.

978
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: There for sure is a high school, uh or not

979
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: a high school? A what durs just said a fundraiser

980
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: for school high school, middle school, elementary school or something

981
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: they did that in l A someone I had to

982
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: would be amazing. Could you imagine, like if they're willing

983
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: to do a burless show, like it's a it's for

984
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: the high school football team, and all the parents get

985
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: together and they're like, Hey, we're gonna do it at jumbos.

986
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: We'll make some money.

987
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: Honey.

988
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 2: What do you think, honey, Well, it's just a bunch

989
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 2: of dads.

990
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: And by the way, by the way, before that, yeah,

991
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: it's cold. What's the fact that they were so young.

992
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: I feel like by the time you get in high school,

993
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: if it's for the football team or something and it's

994
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: just the parents that go, I'm a little more on

995
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: board with that.

996
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: And Blake, tell me more about this merch. You're like,

997
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 2: I can just see it. I can't see it.

998
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: What is the merch?

999
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: Well, you've got the name of the high specifics, You've

1000
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: got like the what what high school?

1001
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: What football team? But it's like, you know, Hollywood High,

1002
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: Hollywood Hi.

1003
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 4: It's like I went to the Patriots Hollywood High fundraiser

1004
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 4: night at Jumbos and all I got was this T

1005
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 4: shirt And then it's a cool drawing of like a

1006
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 4: chick with like a butt cheeks and like a thong

1007
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 4: or something.

1008
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: Right, but not now in my mind, I'm like, that's

1009
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 2: not okay.

1010
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: Why not that's cool? It wouldn't be because because.

1011
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 2: It's outside of the it's outside of jumbos. Now, like

1012
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 2: a kid's wearing that too to school. Now, it's like,

1013
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1014
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess you're right. See it's a slippery slope

1015
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 4: if you're lucky. Let's keep but cheeks out of our school. Hey,

1016
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 4: let's keep the butt cheeks out.

1017
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: Hey.

1018
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 3: You know what I was I was going to make

1019
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: a joke about how Hollywood High can't be the Patriots because.

1020
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: They they that would be that would be too I.

1021
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, he's hidden snooze, he's hitting snooze.

1022
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: That would be too like something for them to be, right.

1023
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: But it is.

1024
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but their mascot are the sheeks. Yeah, that's what dude.

1025
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: They've never seen that huge painting on the side of

1026
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: the school, like the fucking I.

1027
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: Guess I never noticed. I guess i'd never noticed it.

1028
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: The sheep.

1029
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 4: All I ever noticed is like it's like Laurence Fishburn,

1030
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 4: it's fucking sick.

1031
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeh, who's gone there?

1032
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it happened.

1033
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 4: And then it's like all the alumni on the side

1034
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 4: of the mural it's fire.

1035
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 3: Well, I don't even what is a sheic. It's just

1036
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: like a middle Eastern guy that wears a hat.

1037
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: I couldn't describe it better myself.

1038
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's correct.

1039
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: The smart points brother, is that your Is that your

1040
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 3: final answer?

1041
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: Any take back, sir, Misspeaks? What is a sheet any

1042
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: characterizations or.

1043
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 3: Okay, an Arab leader in particular, the chief or head

1044
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 3: of an Arab tribe, village or family that wears.

1045
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: A hat, that's sick?

1046
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: What kind of hat?

1047
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 3: By the way, that seems like such an insane thing

1048
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 3: for Hollywood High School to be.

1049
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: As their mascot. Their mascot is an Arab leader tribe.

1050
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 2: If you weren't kind of yelling into the microphone.

1051
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like we're having a conversation.

1052
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: I feel like we're having a conversation. But the way

1053
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: that you're raising your voice just enough, you're telling me

1054
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 2: that you don't approve of it.

1055
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: You're shooting us off into the manosphere. Pres I love this. No, no, no,

1056
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: its just dude. My school was the Indians, right, and

1057
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: we changed it out of respect for the Native Americans.

1058
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, that was big of you guys.

1059
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: I got to get my Arab America.

1060
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 3: Now you're the patriots right, my yes, and we changed

1061
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 3: it to the Patriots, as as the I got to

1062
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: get the my Arab American homies to march down to

1063
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 3: Hollywood High School and demand that they change it to

1064
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: to also the Patriots, because the fact that this hasn't

1065
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 3: been changed is pretty fucking weird to me.

1066
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: It is a little I know, we're talking about people

1067
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: resident think this is Adam's plats.

1068
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: Should run, brother, You should run, I should I should run.

1069
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: It was named after the nineteen twenty one movie The Chic.

1070
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 3: Sure we're clapping shirt, So you know what, let's change

1071
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: it to the Shreks. Let's update it fucking Hollywood High Shreks.

1072
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, the ogres. The baby that is

1073
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: so said that would be sick. I'd wrap some ogre.

1074
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 2: But does it change your mind? That's named after a movie.

1075
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: I got to watch the movie. I guess, yeah, I

1076
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: don't know what's the movie. Yeah, we got to see

1077
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: this movie The Chic. Yeah, that sounds sick. I'm in

1078
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: any take backs and the apologies, any epic epic slams.

1079
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I'll see you guys on the other

1080
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 2: side of doing one hundred push ups and fifty absolutely

1081
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: any call outs, I mean, just get your tickets to

1082
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: Vegas and get your tickets with the cruise.

1083
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: That's good ship. Hell yeah that it's going to be

1084
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. I realized that what November what twentieth?

1085
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: Is that the week before Thanksgiving? Right?

1086
00:50:51,800 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? The Vegas State November twenty one, Yes, November twenty.

1087
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 2: It's the weekend before Thanksgiving. Whatever.

1088
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: That that's gonna be a fucking banger.

1089
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 3: Theresday, November twentieth, Come on down to Las Vegas.

1090
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gonna be so fucking sick. I'm so excited.

1091
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a blast. And then, of course the cruise.

1092
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 3: I realized that this is our only live show all

1093
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: year long, so we gotta bang it out, bab We.

1094
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: Really got we do.

1095
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: Got to get a little burtlesque with it.

1096
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: I would like to shout out Cozy's, which is a

1097
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: brand that sent my wife a bunch of different like

1098
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 3: pajamas for our son Bo, and then they addressed it

1099
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 3: to me actually, and I open it up and I'm like, oh,

1100
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 3: it's stuff for Bo.

1101
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 1: This is nice. This company just send us.

1102
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 2: A bunch of I don't get anything.

1103
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 3: Was like, well, they actually sent me like a matching

1104
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 3: outfit and I'm like, lame nerds.

1105
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: Wow, dude, my wife made me tick photo. I'm like,

1106
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: do not release this in the wild. I look like

1107
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: such a door.

1108
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 2: You gotta say that for like Christmas morning.

1109
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta save it. But it's for it's like tools.

1110
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 1: It was like a bunch of a bunch of tools.

1111
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 2: Uh, you don't know how to use those, So I don't.

1112
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 3: Know how to use I'm not a real man, so

1113
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 3: it didn't make a lot of sense. But yeah, the

1114
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 3: pajamas for my son were awesome. They were great, so

1115
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 3: big shout out to Cozy's. And inside these they actually

1116
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 3: sent me a thirty dollars gift card to Chick fil A.

1117
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, for a bucket of breadless nugs.

1118
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so naked you got.

1119
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 2: You got products sent to you from this company and

1120
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 2: they gave you a random Chick fil A gift card.

1121
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: Yes, because the richer getting richer.

1122
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: And then inside it said, I hope you don't run

1123
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 3: into any more Karen's.

1124
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: At Chick fil A, get your naked nugs. Ah, so

1125
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: they're TII nation. So they're TII nations. Shout out to

1126
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: Cozy really appreciate it. Well, Blake, do you have any kids.

1127
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,959
Speaker 1: I have so many.

1128
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have a few kids and they'd love

1129
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: to be cozy, So shout out Cozy.

1130
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't love Maybe Cozy hook hook them up

1131
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: as well. I don't know.

1132
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just for babies.

1133
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

1134
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 4: If it's just send me gift certificates to some fast

1135
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 4: food restaurant, I'm into that.

1136
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:32,959
Speaker 1: And we'll tell a better story. And that was another episode. Yeah,

1137
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,280
Speaker 1: remember how Blake kept saying he wants to fund dudes.

1138
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: I didn't say that right back.

1139
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, stop picking on him. I'm like, I cannot even.

1140
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: I can not even. I can't just asking what, hey,

1141
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 2: would you just say? And why did you just say?

1142
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 2: I'm not going to repeat myself.