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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter and O MG.

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Speaker 1: The subject is why is my son in law watching me? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is crazy right here? It's crazy. Yeah, but right now,

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone called nef

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Speaker 1: King of Pranks. What you got? My daddy is boat?

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Speaker 1: My dad is that's right? Yeah, it is. Hello. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Mr Wilson. Please, Mr Wilson, how

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Speaker 1: are you today? My name is Williams. Well, listen, we've

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Speaker 1: been getting a few complaints, sir about some things on

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Speaker 1: your property there. Actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted

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Speaker 1: to reach out and give you a call today. Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Pretty good? Listen, UM, I got

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Speaker 1: a few things I kind of want to discuss with

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Speaker 1: you here that seemed to be, uh, a problem that's

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Speaker 1: taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been brought

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Speaker 1: to our attention down here at headquarters that you have,

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Speaker 1: um a few things on your property that are are

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Speaker 1: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that

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Speaker 1: are not being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what what one of them I'm currently working on. I'm

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Speaker 1: almost I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on

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Speaker 1: get wait, wait and get a little extra money to

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Speaker 1: get to take care of the other cars just function

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Speaker 1: and I just don't drive. But I have more than

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Speaker 1: one car. Okay. Now you you also have a a

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Speaker 1: a camper that seems to be has been there for

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Speaker 1: at least eight months. Now, that's that's sitting there? Is

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Speaker 1: that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm working on

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Speaker 1: getting some storage for that, but it ain't really been

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Speaker 1: there eight months, just maybe around about six seven, It's

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Speaker 1: not eight months. And uh, you know, I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: our past records and stuff. It seems like there was

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Speaker 1: a complaint before about the you know, keeping the yard,

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Speaker 1: uh pretty cutting all of that kind of stuff. And

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking at past complaints that I have here.

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Speaker 1: Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning

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Speaker 1: your property, sir, is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now

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Speaker 1: there's a you have an old boat that's in your backyard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I don't see that nobody Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye

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Speaker 1: for the people. I think. I think you guys backyards

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Speaker 1: actually bump up against each other, and you guys have

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Speaker 1: a chain link fence between the two of you all,

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Speaker 1: and I think the boat is must be just a

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Speaker 1: sore eye for the family that's behind you all. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't see myself getting rid of that boat.

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Speaker 1: So I got a cover on it. Everybody else got

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Speaker 1: a boat. I don't see what the problem is. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: here's here's what's actually happening. Mr Wilson. What's gonna take

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Speaker 1: place is this. Now, we're gonna give you a fourteen

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Speaker 1: day extension, fourteen days actually to to move the car

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Speaker 1: that is not functioning, the camper as well, and definitely

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Speaker 1: the boat. We need. We're gonna need those three items.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no word moved boat. I just told

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Speaker 1: you I was working on so well for stores. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how my stories called? Now the boat, Now

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Speaker 1: the care, I'll get that, take care. But the boat,

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Speaker 1: the boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my

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Speaker 1: daddy gave me that. That's that's the only thing my

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Speaker 1: daddy gave me before he died. Now, now, I'm not

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Speaker 1: moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't get fun. If

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Speaker 1: I take you down that to the water. It works, sir,

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Speaker 1: and I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm

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Speaker 1: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get

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Speaker 1: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to get that out within a two week notice,

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Speaker 1: as well as the camper and definitely the boat. Now,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that

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Speaker 1: that that now what you're gonna do, sir, You gotta

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Speaker 1: either move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody come over

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Speaker 1: and haul all of these things away. Well, i'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. I got thirteen breadsons why you won't go

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Speaker 1: over and touch that boat? And I got to moan

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Speaker 1: or two. I got thirteen, and then I got another

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Speaker 1: twenty six added on to that. Why you won't bring

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Speaker 1: now want me to touch my daddy boat because my

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Speaker 1: daddy gave me that bowl. I'll be dad any of you.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm tired of you with me that cross

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Speaker 1: street reporting because I'm not at liberty to give you

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Speaker 1: the who report, So you have to give me something

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Speaker 1: because I know you know eight months and it ain't.

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Speaker 1: Nobody said ain't to him. So why the hell y'all

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Speaker 1: me about how to vote in the backyard of my

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Speaker 1: daddy gave me sir. The language is not necessary. The

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Speaker 1: bottom line is I want to camper out. I want

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Speaker 1: to vote out, and I want the car that's not

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Speaker 1: functioning moved with him two weeks or I'm towing it out.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I give you personal invitations to

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Speaker 1: come over here and put the vote, the campbell and

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Speaker 1: the car, and I will beat you like that's what

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Speaker 1: beat you? Sir? Uh wow, I'm gonna allow one car

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Speaker 1: to stay. I just want to make sure that you

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Speaker 1: know that I've given you the statement over the phone,

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Speaker 1: letting you know that what what has taken place here

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Speaker 1: will take it. But I ain't move my daddy Bote.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna move your dad's stinking vote if let don't

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Speaker 1: bring the loan, but you bring somebody, sir, trust me,

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Speaker 1: trust me. If we come there, we're definitely gonna be

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Speaker 1: bringing authorities with us. My money will go to you

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Speaker 1: because I love my daddy. Ain't now I want you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch my daddy's boat. That's left me. I

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Speaker 1: got one one thing I need to say to you,

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Speaker 1: sir about this in situation. Excuse me. All I have

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Speaker 1: to say is this. This is nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother.

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Speaker 1: I got to pull up all right, Man's your brother

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Speaker 1: told me? He said, Man, he'd be going eddie with

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Speaker 1: the homeowner social he said, Man, just call him and

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Speaker 1: tell him he got to move all this thing, he said,

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Speaker 1: but most of all, tell him y'all gonna haul off

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Speaker 1: that boat. He said. He killed you had that dog

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Speaker 1: on boat. But I love that they I got one

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Speaker 1: more question for you, No, baby, tell me this. What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve

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Speaker 1: Daddy Boat? Daddy Boat? You gotta move your daddy boat?

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Speaker 1: You got it? Boat? Any that is that? Uh? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: you can't hit me? And soon. I want to know

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Speaker 1: we already know you, tim Yeah, that's a bit over with.

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Speaker 1: We don't already find out who you is. That's what

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Speaker 1: we do know who you are. Next level now, I

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Speaker 1: mean you could even open the door first. It was you, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: But now, No, we don't do that no more. Wow,

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Speaker 1: damn right is my daddy boats? Man? I told you

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Speaker 1: and boat ain't going nowhere. My daddy give me that

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Speaker 1: boat before he died. You're talking about something somebody left. Man.

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Speaker 1: My father gave me a tie. You still got next

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Speaker 1: tie that I never woke but dog, that tie hanging

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Speaker 1: up there with all all my good ties that's tied.

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Speaker 1: Got that left me a barbecue pick, huge one, I

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Speaker 1: mean incredible. I'll tell him, don't buy that. Don't buy

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Speaker 1: still cost too much money, man, I don't need that.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad he left me that. I wish I

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Speaker 1: knew who my daddy was so he could leave me something. Right.

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you we're having a Father's Day moments.

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Speaker 1: That was a real moment right there, boy coming up.

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew he was. Maybe he would have

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Speaker 1: left me something. Are you my daddy? Who say? Who? Say?

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Speaker 1: Are you going my dad? I don't know if he's

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Speaker 1: dead or not. I don't know. I never missed my father. Never. No,

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Speaker 1: never explains a lot. No, don't doun't. That's why your

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Speaker 1: mom used to get off her job. You turned all

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Speaker 1: your pain into comedy. Okay, now I'm always you know

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Speaker 1: what he's looking for. My daddy shows, had all the

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Speaker 1: shows all coming up. It's the Strawberry Letter. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. Subject why is my son in

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Speaker 1: law watching me right after this