Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. It's now been two weeks
Speaker 1: since the craziest Oscar's moments in living history. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that House of Gucci didn't
Speaker 1: win Best hand Makeup. The whole movie was hand makeup?
Speaker 1: How did they not win? That was truly the craziest
Speaker 1: thing that happened at the Oscars. Oh, I almost forgot.
Speaker 1: There was also the moment where Will Smith introduced his
Speaker 1: hands to Chris Rock's face, which had everyone asking how
Speaker 1: will the Academy Awards punish Will Smith? Will now we're
Speaker 1: finding out it was the slap heard around the world,
Speaker 1: and after slapping Chris Rock during the Oscars, actor Will
Speaker 1: Smith has been banned from attending any Academy events for
Speaker 1: the next decade. The Academy issued a statement yesterday saying
Speaker 1: this in part, the Oscars were meant to be a
Speaker 1: celebration of the many individuals in our community who did
Speaker 1: incredible work this past here. However, those moments were overshadowed
Speaker 1: by the unacceptable and harmful behavior we saw Mr Smith
Speaker 1: exhibit on stage. The boards move will keep Smith from attending, presenting,
Speaker 1: or performing at the Oscars, It won't bar him from
Speaker 1: being nominated or even winning an Academy Award in the future,
Speaker 1: and he gets to keep the one he has now. Damn.
Speaker 1: Will Smith has been banned from the Oscars for ten years.
Speaker 1: Ten years. Realized by then I am legend it is
Speaker 1: going to be real life. Although I will say this,
Speaker 1: I will say this. When I first read the headline,
Speaker 1: I thought this was the worst punishment, and I was like,
Speaker 1: ten years the Oscars, You're ridiculous. But then I want,
Speaker 1: I want to go into the details, and I realized
Speaker 1: he gets to keep his Oscar and he can still
Speaker 1: win Oscars even though he's banned or in many ways,
Speaker 1: this isn't the punishment. Yeah, this is a favor. Will
Speaker 1: Smith doesn't have to go to the ceremony. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have to get dressed up. He doesn't have to stick
Speaker 1: through a bunch of boring awards that he doesn't care about.
Speaker 1: Full best punctuation in the digital recycled film Kill Me.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to pretend to be happy when he loses.
Speaker 1: I wish I could get banned from the Emmy's. I
Speaker 1: wish every year I have to go and act like
Speaker 1: I might beat John Oliver. It's a nightmare. Put on
Speaker 1: my hopeful face. Who it could beat me. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna be me. It's not gonna be like he's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I also think they should have at least consulted Chris
Speaker 1: Rock before choosing the punishment, you know, because if Will
Speaker 1: We're still going to the Oscars, that's at least four
Speaker 1: hours where Chris Rock knows where he is now, he
Speaker 1: could be anywhere. Honestly, I don't think they should have
Speaker 1: banned Will Smith at all, I'll be honest. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually think they should have hired Will Smith to replace
Speaker 1: the wrap it up music that they played award shows. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know how quickly winners will finished their speeches
Speaker 1: when they see Will Smith watching them from the side
Speaker 1: of the stage. And I just want to thank my
Speaker 1: agents and my publicists and my agents publicist, and I
Speaker 1: just want to Okay, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm not I'm not, no, nonna done. The
Speaker 1: Supreme Courts the only place where wearing a rope makes
Speaker 1: you more powerful. The Supreme Courts is one of the
Speaker 1: oldest institutions in American society, and after two hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty years, it's finally getting a fresh new face. Jedgka
Speaker 1: Tangi Brown Jackson cementing her place in history, becoming the
Speaker 1: first black woman to be confirmed to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: On this vote, the a's A fifty three, the Nasty seven,
Speaker 1: and this nomination is confirmed. Cheers erupting in the chamber.
Speaker 1: Over at the White House, President Biden watching that final
Speaker 1: tally come in with the judge by his side and oay,
Speaker 1: oh wow, he didn't know it's all row. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is exciting people. Finally a black woman will be on
Speaker 1: Why Why and this is happening just in time for
Speaker 1: the courts to eliminated all rights for black people and women.
Speaker 1: What a moment. No, this is really incredible, man. Think
Speaker 1: about it. She will now be the most powerful black
Speaker 1: woman in the country to have her opinions entirely dismissed
Speaker 1: by two thirds of her coworkers. Wow. This is huge.
Speaker 1: And by the way, for anyone who wondered how much
Speaker 1: of an impact Catanji Brown Jackson would have, well, she
Speaker 1: made history from the moment she was confirmed. As Democrats
Speaker 1: rose to their feet with the bland Republicans headed for
Speaker 1: the door. Nick Romney of Utah, one of three Republicans
Speaker 1: to vote yes standing alone, the only GOP senator clapping really, really,
Speaker 1: you know what, first of all, could us to m Romney?
Speaker 1: Oh man, he's like just decorum, you know, all those
Speaker 1: other assholes think about it. The first black woman since
Speaker 1: this country was founded gets confirmed to the Supreme Court
Speaker 1: and you can't find it in you to stay and clap,
Speaker 1: just just clap even like a like a yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying you're gonna throw your panties on the stage
Speaker 1: or anything. Just show some respect, just just some respect.
Speaker 1: Those Republicans ran out of the room like someone was
Speaker 1: handing out free N word passes in the lobby. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: oh boy, I've always wanted to say that word, oh
Speaker 1: boy in public. Why would you leave? No one ever leaves,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter whether they like the person or not. Why
Speaker 1: would you leave the first black woman? And that's when
Speaker 1: you're gonna leave? I mean, lucky, luckily the Republican Histford
Speaker 1: couldn't spoil this historic moment, you know, because it's not
Speaker 1: every day that a black person in America gets sent
Speaker 1: to a court they actually deserved to be in. And
Speaker 1: on Friday, KBJ she took her victory lap at the
Speaker 1: White House tonight celebrating history on the High Court Judge
Speaker 1: Katangi Brown Jackson and a moment centuries in the making.
Speaker 1: It has taken two hundred and thirty two years and
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen prior appointments for a black woman
Speaker 1: to be selected to serve on the screen Court in
Speaker 1: the United States, but we've made it. Jackson a history
Speaker 1: maker and a barrier breaker, reciting the poetic words of
Speaker 1: Maya Angelou I am the dream and the hope of
Speaker 1: the slave and casting this as a moment in which
Speaker 1: all Americans can take great pride. We have come a
Speaker 1: long way towards perfecting our union. In my family, took
Speaker 1: just one generation to go from segregation to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: From segregation to the Supreme Court. WHOA, that was a line.
Speaker 1: I must feel like, if you're a black person who succeeds,
Speaker 1: you've got double the pressure on you, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you you don't just have to perform, You've also
Speaker 1: got to come up with dope lines when you get
Speaker 1: the job. From segregation to the Supreme Court. What that
Speaker 1: was powerful and that quote from Maya Angelo, all of
Speaker 1: it was fired, especially when you consider Bret Kavanaugh celebration
Speaker 1: where he just quoted the words of Captain Morgan. And
Speaker 1: by the way, by the way, props to President Biden
Speaker 1: for rocking those aviators during that speech. Yeah, way to
Speaker 1: make a historic moment look like a deleted scene from
Speaker 1: Top Gun. Mr President. You know, Biden only breaks those
Speaker 1: out when he's feeling his swagger. He's just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: all when his eyes are bleeding again. You never know
Speaker 1: which one it is. You never know anyway, I didn't
Speaker 1: make his I bleed inflation. The reason your grandfather is
Speaker 1: always bragging about I paid seven cents for a movie
Speaker 1: ticket in nineties seventy two and there was a porno movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back in my day. You have to see them in
Speaker 1: the theaters. Yeah. You couldn't just pull them up on
Speaker 1: pub hub like you kids do. You have to remember
Speaker 1: the seat and go home and try and recreate the feeling.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you see a friend on the way home and
Speaker 1: you'd have to be like, shut up, Jerry, stopped talking.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember the boobs. And then I'd finally
Speaker 1: get home and your grandmother would say, were you at
Speaker 1: one of those movies again? And I'll say, shut up, Cheryl,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember those boobs and then finally I
Speaker 1: got to yank my crank and it will be boobs
Speaker 1: and Jerry and your grandmother in my head. And the
Speaker 1: point is things cost a lot less back Dad. So yes, inflation,
Speaker 1: it's getting worse and it's affecting everything. The Brake News
Speaker 1: this morning. The US Labor Department out with new inflation
Speaker 1: numbers this morning. They're high, the highest inflation in fact
Speaker 1: rate in the US in more than forty years. When
Speaker 1: you look at the sectors, it is gas, it is shelter,
Speaker 1: it is food, it is used cars. These are numbers
Speaker 1: that year over year have had big, big increases in prices.
Speaker 1: This is a situation where just about everything is going up.
Speaker 1: Eight and a half percent inflation increased year over year.
Speaker 1: That's a strong, strong number, the highest since December one,
Speaker 1: when Raiders of the Lost Arc was number one at
Speaker 1: the box office, Ronald Reagan was president and unemployment was
Speaker 1: pushing ten. Seriously, this inflation is taking us back to one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to First of all,
Speaker 1: there's no WiFi. Secondly, I could never pull off a
Speaker 1: jerrycho people. Actually, actually I take that back, I take
Speaker 1: that back. Yeah, maybe I can. It doesn't look bad.
Speaker 1: It look sonic, you call me baby. Yeah, we're doing this.
Speaker 1: But yeah, people, because the economy opened up suddenly and
Speaker 1: the government gave everyone money, everyone is spending again. But
Speaker 1: the supply chain issues, so there's not enough products for
Speaker 1: the people to buy, and that drives the prices up.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, Vladimir Putin decided that,
Speaker 1: oh no, that would be a nice time to airbnb
Speaker 1: Eastern Ukraine by force raising oil prices, which makes everything
Speaker 1: more expensive. And that's what's happening. It's gonna happen to
Speaker 1: all of us. And so because of all of that,
Speaker 1: inflation is rising faster or higher than the price of bitcoin,
Speaker 1: you know, which is sorry, wait, no, no, bitcoins down again?
Speaker 1: Sorry my bad, Ignore that igno that so bait. Wait,
Speaker 1: oh it's up again. It's up again. It's the future,
Speaker 1: all right, it's the future. So the point is it
Speaker 1: wait it's down again, which which is it? A scam?
Speaker 1: Boys of the future, guys. The point is everything has
Speaker 1: gotten expensive, so bensive, but even bed buffing beyond coupons
Speaker 1: are starting to get old cocky with us. Wow, wow, wow,
Speaker 1: who's the junk mail? Now? Ye? Used to throw me away.
Speaker 1: I guess my off isn't clogging up your mailbox anymore,
Speaker 1: is it, mother? Yeah, here's the thing, man, Inflation is
Speaker 1: bad for everybody, all right. It doesn't just hurt your wallets.
Speaker 1: It makes life harder for people, and it makes you
Speaker 1: feel crazy, you know, because you'll be in the store
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, yesterday, this avocado was three dollars,
Speaker 1: Now it's six. Are you gaslighting me? Avocado? The only
Speaker 1: thing that gets better because of inflation is small talk.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that improves in life. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: at least now you can talk about something else other
Speaker 1: than the weather. Yeah. Price of cheese is up again.
Speaker 1: Huh man, it's getting crazy. Cheese, cheese, cheese. All right,
Speaker 1: but let's move on. You know, it's funny. You guys
Speaker 1: have been in that elevator and you've been that person.
Speaker 1: You've been that person. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: All Right, Let's move on to someone who is definitely
Speaker 1: not affected by inflation. Elon Musk, billionaire businessman and proud
Speaker 1: African American. One of Musk's favorite things to do is
Speaker 1: get high and post truly memes on Twitter, but recently
Speaker 1: he transformed himself into the most powerful Twitter troll of
Speaker 1: all time. You see, Musk recently bought enough stock to
Speaker 1: make him the company's largest shareholder. Yeah, and apparently he
Speaker 1: was supposed to join the board of directors as well.
Speaker 1: But now for some reason, there's in a change of
Speaker 1: plans Elon Musk deciding not to join Twitter's board of directors.
Speaker 1: That's according to Twitter CEO. But even as an outsider,
Speaker 1: Musk may still be able to influence the company. His
Speaker 1: decision means he's no longer limited to owning just about
Speaker 1: fift of Twitter. That would have been a condition if
Speaker 1: he had joined the board. Now some manalist suggesting he
Speaker 1: could bolster his steak and eventually established control of the company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Elon Musk has his sights set on Twitter
Speaker 1: and whether or not he decides to take it over.
Speaker 1: You do realize he is still the largest sharehold of
Speaker 1: which means Twitter has his baby now. Yeah, it means
Speaker 1: any minutes he's gonna rename its t w amper. And look,
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people don't like Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: They think his controversial all these things. I will say
Speaker 1: this man, one thing you have to admit is that
Speaker 1: he makes being a billionaire look fun. You know, No,
Speaker 1: it has its perks. Elon was annoyed Twitter, and so
Speaker 1: what do you do? He bought it? Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 1: We all wish we didn't have that power. Huh. Imagine
Speaker 1: if when the airline told you that you were bumped
Speaker 1: from your flight, you can said buy the airline, as
Speaker 1: opposed to now where we just act like there's anything
Speaker 1: we can do. Oh oh really the flight's overbooked. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna buy another seat on
Speaker 1: a less convenient flight. Yeah, you're gonna know my name?
Speaker 1: Can I get my money back? First? I needed moving
Speaker 1: over to the fourteen days? I can't wait for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Now, apparently one of the things Elon wants
Speaker 1: to change about Twitter is he wants to stop the
Speaker 1: censorship of conservative voices, and there's even speculation that he
Speaker 1: could force Twitter to let Donald Trump back onto the platform. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: you guys don't like Donald Trump. I didn't make a
Speaker 1: note of that, all right, And you have to admit
Speaker 1: getting Trump back on Twitter would be weird, guys. I mean,
Speaker 1: he thinks about he's so behind, He's got like a
Speaker 1: whole year of heart takes that he saved, that he's
Speaker 1: gonna come back on the planet with. Apparently there's a
Speaker 1: big ship stuck in the Suez Canal. What a loser.
Speaker 1: I like ships that don't get stuck fresh take all right,
Speaker 1: but let's move on to another global problem, COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: Here in America, life is pretty much returned to normal
Speaker 1: as cases have fallen drastically around the country. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't even have to cancel plans as a safety
Speaker 1: precaution anymore. You can just go back to canceling plans
Speaker 1: because you don't actually like any of your friends. But
Speaker 1: in parts of China right now, COVID is actually infecting
Speaker 1: more people than ever before, and in Shanghai, one of
Speaker 1: the most populous cities in the country, Chinese authorities are
Speaker 1: taking some of the most extreme measures you've ever seen
Speaker 1: to try and keep COVID under control. China's biggest city, Shanghai,
Speaker 1: remains eerily empty, twenty six million people under a massive
Speaker 1: COVID lockdown, relying on government deliveries and anger is sorry
Speaker 1: social media showing videos of protests so their food and medicine.
Speaker 1: A supermarket ransacked at a building where residents have been
Speaker 1: locked down for two weeks. They shout, we only want supplies.
Speaker 1: Why are you beating people? Some citizens in the authoritarian
Speaker 1: nation are losing it to fine the lockdown by screaming
Speaker 1: from their apartment windows into the nights. It's straight out
Speaker 1: of a dystopian sci fi movie. Some people are yelling out,
Speaker 1: we're starving at night between the high rises, and drone
Speaker 1: tells people to follow COVID rules and bizarrely not to
Speaker 1: sing on their balconies. Wow. You know, every time you
Speaker 1: think you know what oppression is, China takes things to
Speaker 1: It's for a whole new level. They really do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like everyone in the U s Is like, how
Speaker 1: dare you tell me to wear a mask when I
Speaker 1: go to Walmart? And people in China like, you're allowed
Speaker 1: to go to Walmart? I mean they even have a
Speaker 1: drone flying around telling people it's against COVID rules to
Speaker 1: sing on their balcony. That's terrifying. And also why didn't
Speaker 1: we have that drone when they were making that Imagine video? Huh?
Speaker 1: I mean, at least at least the drone is telling
Speaker 1: everyone not to sing though you know, yeah, it would
Speaker 1: be it would be way worse if it was just
Speaker 1: like targeting one guy like Mr Wong, Please you can't
Speaker 1: hit those high notes. Shut up, because I don't care
Speaker 1: what anyone says. This is insane. Yes, COVID is a
Speaker 1: serious disease. Yes we need to be careful. But if
Speaker 1: people are locked in their apartments starving, surely that's worse. Right.
Speaker 1: The solution cannot be worse than the problem. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like a pilot crashing a plane because the in
Speaker 1: flight movie was terrible. Oh no worry, folks, and morbus
Speaker 1: can't hurt you in the afterlife. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for flying and people. I don't want to make anyone
Speaker 1: and panic. I really don't, really don't. But have you
Speaker 1: ever wondered why China has the most extreme reactions to
Speaker 1: COVID in the world. Like I just found myself wondering this.
Speaker 1: Every country in the world, every other country is now like,
Speaker 1: it's time to move on. Let's say we're done, COVID
Speaker 1: has finished, and China's like, no, it is not time
Speaker 1: to move on. And that has me wondering what do
Speaker 1: they know that we don't. That's probably nothing for those
Speaker 1: who don't know. The Daily Show is based in New
Speaker 1: York City, which is easily America's most famous pigeon toilets. Now.
Speaker 1: On a normal day in New York City, millions of
Speaker 1: people take the subway to work, but yesterday must fall
Speaker 1: from a normal day, the morning rush hour quickly turning
Speaker 1: to chaos when police say a gunman put on a
Speaker 1: gas mask and open fire. At about eight thirty a m. Tuesday,
Speaker 1: Plantic passengers on a Manhattan bound train fled for their
Speaker 1: lives after a gunman set off the smoke bomb, then
Speaker 1: fired more than thirty rounds into the crowd. In another car,
Speaker 1: video shows riders trapped in a big cloud of smoke
Speaker 1: waiting for the train to pull into the station. Passengers
Speaker 1: were seen dragging each other in safety or performing first
Speaker 1: day while others fled to the street of bund Because
Speaker 1: some good news is that none of the injuries appear
Speaker 1: to be life threatening. I get off the train and
Speaker 1: the first thing I smell, the smoke that hit me
Speaker 1: in the face was not normal training smoke. This is
Speaker 1: like something's burning, it's thick, it's heavy. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: thank god nobody died in this attack. That's the main thing,
Speaker 1: all right, It's honestly a miracle. In fact, and kudos
Speaker 1: to all the people who stepped up to how up
Speaker 1: each other in a crazy moment like this, you know,
Speaker 1: because you saw the people helping and they did like
Speaker 1: assisting each other. You know. People always say that New
Speaker 1: Yorkers are selfish and rude and won't lift a finger
Speaker 1: for other people, and and that's true on a normal day.
Speaker 1: On a normal day, New Yorkers, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: help anybody like I actually remember. I actually remember when
Speaker 1: I first moved to New York. I was walking one
Speaker 1: day behind an old lady and her shopping bag broke
Speaker 1: and all her fruits and vegetables rolled out right. And
Speaker 1: then instead of helping her, everyone just like bounced around
Speaker 1: the vegetables like everyone's just like dance dance revolution ng
Speaker 1: over the vegetables. No one helped, no one, And as
Speaker 1: in South African, I was like, this is crazy, what
Speaker 1: are you doing. Everyone just carried on with their day.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, what a bunch of assholes. So
Speaker 1: then I bent down to like pick up some of
Speaker 1: her stuff, and she was like, hey, don't touch my ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, wow, welcome to New York. But
Speaker 1: one thing I'll say about New York City, as someone
Speaker 1: who's been lucky enough to live here now for seven years,
Speaker 1: is that when ship hits the fan, New York has
Speaker 1: come together man always, always, Because in that train station,
Speaker 1: people weren't just trampling other people. They were carrying the injured,
Speaker 1: they were performing first aid. Others were even looking for
Speaker 1: the shooter, looking for that She was one of the
Speaker 1: bravest things you could do, you know. And that's one
Speaker 1: thing I'll say about the city. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to explain this energy. People ask me, what
Speaker 1: is New York like? New York is the best worst
Speaker 1: city in the world. There it is. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it fits. Means the greatest city I've ever lived in.
Speaker 1: I look, don't get a trusted This was a scary
Speaker 1: day for New York, you know, because compared to other
Speaker 1: big cities, New York is actually a very safe place,
Speaker 1: and a mass shooting is not a regular occurrency here
Speaker 1: that they just don't happen, you know. So when something
Speaker 1: like this happens on the subway, it affects all New
Speaker 1: Yorkers because the subway is the lifeblood of New York,
Speaker 1: you know, it connects everyone when it works don't don't
Speaker 1: take it on the weekend. It's don't even try. Damn
Speaker 1: in the subway is like one of the few places
Speaker 1: in the world where you'll find you'll find a homeless
Speaker 1: person sitting next to a Wall Street banker, you know,
Speaker 1: whose deals probably helped make that person homeless. Like, it's no,
Speaker 1: it's one of the few cities in the world where
Speaker 1: you can't ignore the fact that there are other human
Speaker 1: beings living a completely different experience to yours but in
Speaker 1: the same place. That's what I think makes it special,
Speaker 1: you know. So the good news is today they arrested
Speaker 1: the suspected shooter who apparently here. They arrested the suspected
Speaker 1: shooter who apparently drove here from Philadelphia, And like, can
Speaker 1: I just say, don't bring your ship into New York. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, where you from, don't
Speaker 1: bring your ship into New York. We don't need people
Speaker 1: bringing in more problems from the outside. We've already got
Speaker 1: enough going. We don't even have a place to put
Speaker 1: out garbage. Okay, we're dealing with things. You deal with
Speaker 1: that before we deal with mass shootings. Like if you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to New York and shake things up.
Speaker 1: Trust me, they're already shaken up. You're not helping, especially
Speaker 1: in the subway. I don't know if you've ever been
Speaker 1: on the subway, but the subway is one place where,
Speaker 1: even on a normal day, you never know what's gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you just listen to your podcast and everything is normal.
Speaker 1: Or maybe a rat masturbates on your shoe. Could be
Speaker 1: an uneventful ride. Well, you could get pulled in as
Speaker 1: a fourth member of a mariachi band, you don't know,
Speaker 1: or or this could be the day that that liquid
Speaker 1: on the floor finally touches your shoe. You don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know the liquid you see you know the liquid.
Speaker 1: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You never know,
Speaker 1: never know. Man, there's a baby selling Twizzlers that the
Speaker 1: subways is happening and speaking and speaking off of the
Speaker 1: problems we have in New York City. They probably could
Speaker 1: have found this guy even sooner if New York had
Speaker 1: its together. Because first of all, the train conductor tried
Speaker 1: to tell the cops which way the shoots are ran,
Speaker 1: but nobody can understand because like fireback fack. And then
Speaker 1: when they tried to check the security cameras this happened.
Speaker 1: None of the security cameras inside the thirty six Street
Speaker 1: station were transmitting pictures as the train bearing the suspect
Speaker 1: entered the station. Sources tell CBS to the cameras at
Speaker 1: the two stops on either side of the thirty six
Speaker 1: Street station, for Street and twenty five Street also had
Speaker 1: the same connection problems. The MTA has approximately ten thousand
Speaker 1: cameras that it's four hundred and seventy two stations. All
Speaker 1: were operational except those three. Sources say, really, really, out
Speaker 1: of ten thousand cameras in the subway system, the only
Speaker 1: three that weren't working are the ones that could have helped. Really, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a crazy stroke of bad luck if it were true. Look, man,
Speaker 1: if you live in New York, you know the truth.
Speaker 1: The subway cameras never worked, none of them ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why every station has those signs that say if
Speaker 1: you see something, say something. They don't see anything. They
Speaker 1: know the camera votes a ship. We don't even know
Speaker 1: if those are real cameras. I bet if you cracked
Speaker 1: them open, it's just like chocolate inside. We don't know
Speaker 1: were sue. It's the camera. But let's not get hung
Speaker 1: up on the details here. The important thing is that
Speaker 1: those cameras cost New York taxpayers dollars each. Don't forget that.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. So you might be asking, if
Speaker 1: the cameras weren't working, how did they catch the guy. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how New Yorker is. We our own cameras.
Speaker 1: Z that Tahn. It was installing surveillance cameras on a business.
Speaker 1: Initially saw James. He knew that phase that had been
Speaker 1: circling on social media, and he went with his gut
Speaker 1: flagging down police officers on the street on First Avenue
Speaker 1: near Saint Mark's Place. And I was working and I
Speaker 1: guessed him good, thank god, and he I want to
Speaker 1: see im back and he was working at Sweet. I thought,
Speaker 1: I see the callbody's come from Sweet. That's the guy
Speaker 1: that's the pole from Double clun We to got him
Speaker 1: today with the way I got Tom kill him because
Speaker 1: this is the guy like he tells him and people,
Speaker 1: how was gonna be like this? And then we got him?
Speaker 1: Thank god, you guys. That's what I'm talking about. What
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about, Zach. I don't watching a
Speaker 1: charity named Zack Zack Zack Zack, Zack Zack za Za
Speaker 1: Zack Zack. Yeah, whatever, you don't check his old tweets.
Speaker 1: We don't care, we don't know. He's our hero. We're
Speaker 1: keeping him. And how amazing is it? How amazing is
Speaker 1: this for the story that Zach is a security camera
Speaker 1: install it, that's what he does. We're living. Yes, he
Speaker 1: was installing a security camera when this happened. Huh. So
Speaker 1: if the city had hired Zach to fix their busted
Speaker 1: as subway cameras, that maybe Zack wouldn't have had to
Speaker 1: get them out of this mess in the first place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I say, now that Zach Tahan is a
Speaker 1: New York City hero, it's time to honor him the
Speaker 1: New York City way by naming an absolutely disgusting sandwich
Speaker 1: at a daily after him. It's gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: want you want you want him and egg and marrin
Speaker 1: narrow sauce on buttered rye. Yeah, all right, one, Zack
Speaker 1: Tohan coming off. Let's get it right off paper. It's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming. So thank you, Thank you to Zach, Thank
Speaker 1: you to all the New Yorkers who stepped up on
Speaker 1: the subway yesterday because this event turned out a whole
Speaker 1: lot better than it could of. And you know, whatever
Speaker 1: this guy intended to do to New York, it didn't work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because let me tell you, man, New York is a
Speaker 1: tough place. After nine eleven, New York bounce back off
Speaker 1: the Hurricane Sandy, New York bounce back after COVID. People
Speaker 1: were like, Oh, new Yorker, come back, get out where
Speaker 1: you can treble. It's come back. Yeah. People are like, oh,
Speaker 1: all the places are gonna be empty, or people have
Speaker 1: moved back in. Rents are higher than ever before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I said that, like it's a
Speaker 1: good thing. But still the point is this city keeps
Speaker 1: coming back and that's what makes it the greatest city
Speaker 1: in the world. Every year Seepack brings together all the
Speaker 1: brightest minds and sales people in the conservative world and
Speaker 1: with the world carnean from crisis to crisis. I've come
Speaker 1: to Orlando to find out where their movement is going,
Speaker 1: Embrace myself for what's to come. People ask me question,
Speaker 1: who the future of the Republican Party is Trump? It's Trump.
Speaker 1: Trump is the Republican Party. See Patties Trump apputter support
Speaker 1: the greatest president ever, Donald J. Trump, Donald J. Trump,
Speaker 1: greatest president. If you look at the Trump administration on paper,
Speaker 1: as in wereport card, it was stellar. It just was numbers.
Speaker 1: The economy. The economy I'm talking about before the COVID
Speaker 1: economic collapse. We don't count the whole term. We can
Speaker 1: cherry pick numbers that make him look like a fantastic president.
Speaker 1: Why are you so? I like how he's funny. He's
Speaker 1: just funny and how funny to debate. He was like
Speaker 1: lion to little Marco. You're you're fat, You're stupid. I
Speaker 1: just loved it. I felt like his personality was my personality.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's a fifteen year old sense of humor exactly,
Speaker 1: But that is I love that. You wanted a fifteen
Speaker 1: year oldest president. You got one. Literally, this was still
Speaker 1: Trump's party, but this trip wasn't about all at all.
Speaker 1: Is this what I think it is? It's a Trump
Speaker 1: sex way or S and M. That's nice, And then
Speaker 1: you get somebody that it's like, it's about the GOP
Speaker 1: and their party's planned to tackle the issues that face America.
Speaker 1: They don't want to destroy the neutral family. Who does
Speaker 1: the laft the Democratic Party. You can't use the words mother, father.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna get in trouble if I use the
Speaker 1: word mother or father? They'll try to correct you. What
Speaker 1: do you think of the trans issue right now? That
Speaker 1: seems to be a big talking point here. I don't
Speaker 1: think it should be indoctrinated into kids. Indoctrinated in what way?
Speaker 1: Indoctrinated in what way? Um putting trans flags in elementary
Speaker 1: kids schools rooms because they're pretty colors. Those flags they
Speaker 1: offend you, They don't offend me. I think they cause
Speaker 1: problems for young people to see a flag like that
Speaker 1: in their no, to have colors like that and then
Speaker 1: associating it to something else. What are the colors? Actually,
Speaker 1: don't even think I know the color, but they're pretty offensive. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're colorful, and kids like colors. But even though the
Speaker 1: theme of was the cult your war? What about the war? War?
Speaker 1: Whose fault is what's happening in Ukraine? Right? But is
Speaker 1: Biden's fault? He didn't do anything to to protect that nation,
Speaker 1: to protect those people. When you look at what happened
Speaker 1: between Russia and Ukraine, you have to point the finger
Speaker 1: at the leader of the United States of America, of
Speaker 1: course you you have to Biden helped make Ukraine so
Speaker 1: important by all the dealings that they were doing in it.
Speaker 1: How should a leader handle someone like Vladimir Putin? Piece
Speaker 1: true strength, piece through strengths. What do you think about
Speaker 1: Donald Trump when he called Vladimir Putin a genius? Was
Speaker 1: that him being tough? I think he has a way
Speaker 1: of playing with words. Yeah, definitely, like saying the opposite
Speaker 1: of what a patriot which, and then he gets the
Speaker 1: media riled up. He disregards his own intelligence community. Instead
Speaker 1: he kisses the ass of Ladimir Putin. But that's him
Speaker 1: just being smug, being a wise guy. He's being a
Speaker 1: wise guy. The market, crowds, obsessions were predictable. Is this
Speaker 1: a little much? But there was a new infatuation. I
Speaker 1: was surprised to hear because for the first time at
Speaker 1: Sepack people were applauding another country Hungry. It's on the forefront.
Speaker 1: When you see people like leaders in Hungry talking and
Speaker 1: speaking the way that Donald Trump did when he was
Speaker 1: in office, it inspires me. I think Hungry as positive
Speaker 1: example about how being a confident conservative can really do
Speaker 1: wonderful things for our country. That's right, Conservatives here we're
Speaker 1: looking for inspiration from Hungary, the central European country that's
Speaker 1: been steadily sliding away from democracy under its right wing leader,
Speaker 1: Victor Orban. Trump has endorsed Orbon twice, and Tucker Carlsonton
Speaker 1: has done a week of shows and a special about Hungry.
Speaker 1: It's so much job to defend Hungary, only to learn
Speaker 1: from it as an American and try to hold up
Speaker 1: the lessons for us to emulate. SPAC is doing a
Speaker 1: special event from Hungary in May, and they're even conservative
Speaker 1: speakers from Hungary here in Orlando. God, God, that's America.
Speaker 1: Got that's hungry and there of course, let's go b
Speaker 1: So I decided to pack a backpack full of rapid
Speaker 1: tests and Trevor's m X card to figure the Pulse
Speaker 1: International style. I arrived beautiful Budapest to find out how
Speaker 1: similar these two movements really are. What do you think
Speaker 1: about what's happening with Ukraine? What's happened there? It's not
Speaker 1: Putin's fault. If it's not Putin's fault, is it Biden's fault?
Speaker 1: You can't put this question for Biden's on how much
Speaker 1: million billion dollars invested in the King this makes me
Speaker 1: feel at home. I gotta say, Yep, there is a
Speaker 1: lot here to unpack, and I did in my new
Speaker 1: half hour special. Yeah yeah, lock her up? I thought
Speaker 1: I heard lock her up. If you want to quality
Speaker 1: hit the road, Jack, I think I ask all the
Speaker 1: hard hitting questions. What is Hungarian for asking? As we
Speaker 1: have Shagnallo in America? And I investigate the GOP's obsession
Speaker 1: with this barely democratic democracy. Only chance it is the
Speaker 1: band together like suicide Squad? Did you see suicide Squad? Actually? Did?
Speaker 1: Is it like suicide on ship? So the government knows
Speaker 1: all your contacts and has access to all my messages?
Speaker 1: Tune in all them? Okay? I told you hold on
Speaker 1: one second. You don't happen to know my wife's phone number,
Speaker 1: do you? Before we go? Teen Rubicon Mobilizers veterans to
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