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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Man

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Speaker 1: dider Man doing whatever? What's how does the actual song?

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Speaker 1: I just know I'm from Spider Man, but I know

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Speaker 1: the version where Homer is singing spider Pig and I

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Speaker 1: doing whatever a spider Pig? Uh ruined my brain. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to the people in Portland who are like I too,

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Speaker 1: Simpsons is my love language. And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that happened to a generational people all of us. Uh, alright, Miles,

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Speaker 1: what's trending. Let's tell the people, let's bring it to Rush.

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Speaker 1: Limbaugh is trending because he has announced that he has

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Speaker 1: advanced lung cancer. Uh. That's never good. Uh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that has been Then there's also apparently it's like a

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Speaker 1: secondary search hit of like lung cancer treatments. I saw

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Speaker 1: like under real time searching search trends happening on Google. Um.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're are related, but they're very, um,

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Speaker 1: very very similar. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure people are hoping.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's got a lot of the lifelong fans

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Speaker 1: out there, like, uh, go way back to the eighties

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Speaker 1: with him. So one of the first books I ever

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Speaker 1: bought was Al Franken's Russilan blosbig fat idiot. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: did not knowing over my head. I was as a

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Speaker 1: child because I only knew Al Franken from SNL. I figured, oh,

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Speaker 1: this has to be a joke book. And then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know any let's heck money, Um I did

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Speaker 1: I remember getting one of his books for Christmas and

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Speaker 1: reading the whole thing. Oh no, one Al Frankens. But

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Speaker 1: I think it was lying liars in the lying lies

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Speaker 1: and the liars who tell them. Yeah, anyways, Uh. Madonna

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Speaker 1: lawsuit also trending. Yeah, she's being sued by a couple

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Speaker 1: of fans because their concerts started late and that caused

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Speaker 1: all hell break. Look, this happens. You go to a show.

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Speaker 1: It says, you know, doors at seven thirty, show at

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Speaker 1: eight thirty, they get there, show starts at eleven damn,

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Speaker 1: which is like some Wu Tang level ship. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever seen Wu Tang live? Add about seventeen hours to

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Speaker 1: whatever the stage time is, and that's when the show

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Speaker 1: will begin. But these guys, these two fans are they

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Speaker 1: basically said the fact that the show ended so late

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Speaker 1: and uh and like they were out in the streets

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Speaker 1: around one am completely up at like they had trains

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Speaker 1: they were taking, they had rides that were scheduled. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much this is just a finesse

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Speaker 1: or just trying to get your your tickets refunded um,

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Speaker 1: but they're saying like it basically upended things because they

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Speaker 1: had work in school to go to the next day.

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Speaker 1: And but the kicker is, since they take your phones

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Speaker 1: at the Madonna show, they couldn't even try and sort

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Speaker 1: something out during the show because they're like, you get

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Speaker 1: the show, when you get your phone, you leave, is

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Speaker 1: what they're saying. So you know, I mean they could

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Speaker 1: have left early, right, is that the thing? I'm sure

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Speaker 1: probably will that be the defense. They'll probably be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's I mean, I can't imagine a Madonna shows like

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Speaker 1: you leave and it's like Madge has not gone on yet.

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Speaker 1: You will sit down. Yeah, but I need to I

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Speaker 1: just want to get home to my I need to

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Speaker 1: study for my m CAT. I mean that, but that's

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Speaker 1: a real thing. Like in in New York, if you

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Speaker 1: have like a train out to or something, you can

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Speaker 1: be stranded. I understand. Yeah, when you actually take like

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Speaker 1: mass transit there, Like it's funny like in Japan, there's like, uh,

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Speaker 1: in the train scheduling app, there's like one you can

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Speaker 1: just filter like last possible train home, so you can

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Speaker 1: immediately be like, Okay, where are we hanging out? Let

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Speaker 1: me figure out what time I have to get the

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Speaker 1: funk out of here before I'm stranded and I'm you know,

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Speaker 1: taking a nap on the street until like five. So

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Speaker 1: did did did the story continue to continue on to

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Speaker 1: say like what their solution was, or they were just

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Speaker 1: like I was all funked up at work because yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got no sleep. They know, They're just like, al right, fine,

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Speaker 1: we were probably have the we know some people that

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Speaker 1: will file a lawsuit on our behalf and we can

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Speaker 1: have fun because apparently, like Live Nation told them even

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Speaker 1: at the time, they're like, we're not gonna issue refunds

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Speaker 1: for that. But this also there's a similar class action

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Speaker 1: lawsuit that Madonna is facing I think in Florida or

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Speaker 1: did face last year. So look, she's late, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just got to know that. You know,

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Speaker 1: go to Woo Tank show, It's gonna happen nine hours later.

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Speaker 1: Go to Madonna shows happen three hours later. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I once but tickets that made it impossible to see

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Speaker 1: the screen at the jay Z Beyonce show. Totally my fault,

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Speaker 1: but I still felt similarly angry about the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: A damn acute angle. Yeah wow, Yeah, you couldn't like,

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Speaker 1: couldn't even remotely see the Wait this last tour, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the last wow really blew that. Oh we went on

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Speaker 1: different nights though, didn't we? Did you went to the

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Speaker 1: second night? Mm hmm uh Nicola Sha yeah on he

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Speaker 1: was on Today Show with his wife Vanessa Okay, I

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Speaker 1: gotta have a three name name if you're nasty, and

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Speaker 1: brought up the new Jessica Simpson book where she says

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Speaker 1: that John Mayre was mine, fucking her that John Mayor

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Speaker 1: anecdote was sort of like she was like he's so

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Speaker 1: smart and like like if I said anything wrong, he'd

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Speaker 1: immediately challenge me. She's basically saying, like the dynamic was

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Speaker 1: And also when she would text him, have people like

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Speaker 1: check for grammar and ship because she just didn't want that,

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Speaker 1: like John Mayor gaslight, smoke something. There's all kinds of

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Speaker 1: interesting stuff. There's another part where they talk about we're

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Speaker 1: just talking about Nicola Sha and it's very much like

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Speaker 1: you know, we met when we were young. Our our

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Speaker 1: new marriage played out on TV, and then at a

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Speaker 1: certain point I realized, like we just we weren't actually

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Speaker 1: good when the cameras weren't on, like we turned it

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Speaker 1: But she didn't really take shots at him or anything.

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Speaker 1: She kept it very like respectful. She's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I don't want to say anything bad because I

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Speaker 1: obviously married him for a reason and we stayed together

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Speaker 1: for a reason. It just didn't end up working out,

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Speaker 1: and the millions of married couples on Instagram soon learned

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Speaker 1: what that was like. So then like when Hoda asked him,

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Speaker 1: this is what he said, he goes, I'll be honest.

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Speaker 1: I obviously obviously haven't read the book, Okay, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know what she said or what she revealed there,

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Speaker 1: but I'm certainly happy for her in her life. I

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Speaker 1: know she's happy for us. You know, there's definitely a

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Speaker 1: mutual respect there. So that's you know, obviously, it was

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Speaker 1: a long time ago. We've all moved on. Classy answer, Classy, Classy, man,

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Speaker 1: although like it was something like she says, there's like

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Speaker 1: a line in that book where she's like, I went

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Speaker 1: straight from my father's arms into Nick's arms because she

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Speaker 1: was like I think she's eighteen or something at the

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Speaker 1: time they met or got married. Was was he older

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Speaker 1: than her? Okay? I don't know by how much though?

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Speaker 1: keep it pretty amicable, right. I have Nick Lash's lullaby

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Speaker 1: album that's on on repeat at the house. Not on repeat,

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Speaker 1: but my son like some of the songs on there.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, So is it is it just all lullabies? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all songs he's singing to a baby. Oh my god. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on. If she's thirty nine and he's forty six,

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Speaker 1: he was twenty five when she was Anyway, anyone with

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Speaker 1: that tattoo? Did he have that? Dude? I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: everybody in degrees had that same, like tribal prints, whatever

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Speaker 1: arm band tattoo was, dope tattoos, sick tats. Glad I

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Speaker 1: got mine. I can say that for Shure when they

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Speaker 1: That's right. Dumbledore is also trending. Uh. Why is that

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Speaker 1: because Jason Crowe, who is part of the House Uh

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Speaker 1: impeachment team, one of the managers are Democrat impeachment team. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Part of his closing arguments, uh, you know, everyone sort

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Speaker 1: of had a theme like where some people were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: the framers of the Constitution wrote it in the this

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Speaker 1: way so that you guys would have to do something

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Speaker 1: entrusted with like with keeping it sacred and doing what

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Speaker 1: they can to act impartially and to do what's for

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Speaker 1: the best of the country. A lot of stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: And then his part of his comments are saying, you know,

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Speaker 1: my wife and I this is this is a direct quote.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I have tried to teach our kids

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Speaker 1: what we can always control, that we can always control

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Speaker 1: our choices. It's in that spirit that hanging in my

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Speaker 1: son's room is a quote from Harry Potter. He added

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Speaker 1: the quote is from Professor Dumbledore, who said it's our

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Speaker 1: choices that show who we truly are, far more than

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Speaker 1: our abilities. Immediately, Mitch McConnell went to his knees asking

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Speaker 1: turned to a poof a cloud. If there's one thing

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Speaker 1: that we know is meaningful to conservatives, it is obviously

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter, and using it they think is doing the

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Speaker 1: devil's work. Yeah. Um, it's when when you say they

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Speaker 1: all had a theme, like what it sounds like it's

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Speaker 1: like a child's birthday party where the other stick closing side.

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Speaker 1: Now they use like the pacing, like where one person

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Speaker 1: one's being like what you saw over these last two

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Speaker 1: weeks was that Donald Trump has done all these things

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Speaker 1: and they're bad and none of them have been disputed.

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Speaker 1: Then moving on like each sort of each speaker, how

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Speaker 1: and this will be cowboy themed. Partner Justice in the

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Speaker 1: Old West was run this buckaroo bandit out of town.

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Speaker 1: What do you say, fear um ship. Well that is

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Speaker 1: those are four things that are trending this afternoon. We

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Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow with another podcast in the morning

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you guys then bye bye,