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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. We're about to talk to an

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Speaker 1: elementary school kid who's over twenty years old. I think

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Speaker 1: I know who it is. You might it's time for

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Remember text in four one O six one.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. Tell us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Will always keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is, so that you can know that your

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Speaker 1: secret is safe with us. I mean, we do tell

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Speaker 1: everybody it, but but nobody knows exactly. So that's why

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now, our anonymous person that's going

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret is Bart Simpson.

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Speaker 1: Who all people, that's pretty sweet. That's not who I

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Speaker 1: thought you were talking about, Billie Madison, Bart Simpson. He's

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Speaker 1: been in an elementary school for like twenty five years

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Speaker 1: or something like that. Anyway, Hello, Bart Simpson. Hi there,

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Speaker 1: how it's everyone good. We're good, Yeah, Mart, Mart you say,

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Speaker 1: oh no, nothing, don't worry about it anyway. What is

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Bart Simpson? Well, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: about ten years ago, there was something for my son.

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Speaker 1: I may have done, right, Okay, what was that? I mean,

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Speaker 1: moms will do a lot for their kids, a lot.

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Speaker 1: I mean, not my mom MoMA was terrible. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: some moms, Well, I mean, you know, my son, he

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a sports so very badly. He adored it. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to get him on the team. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we were go and watch, you know, and the coach

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Speaker 1: kind of was you know, he noticed us, I should say,

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Speaker 1: and noticed me as well in particularly hum and I

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Speaker 1: let him know my film was interested and he said

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Speaker 1: and he said no, And then you murdered the coach

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Speaker 1: so your son could be on the team. No, nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. But I may have accepted a day eight

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Speaker 1: or two, and I may have crossed making and I'm

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Speaker 1: suspected light and my son just so happened to end

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Speaker 1: up bomby a king. What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. What do you mean? I don't know. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I don't pick up on subtleties, and yeah, I'm pretty literal. Well,

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Speaker 1: I let's just say the coach and I had an

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Speaker 1: entanglement the last time I heard about that Jada pinkets Man. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And I just say, okay, don't it doesn't only happen

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Speaker 1: to Jayden? All right, now, I get it? Okay, my bad,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell what you were getting at, because you know,

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Speaker 1: obviously it's probably uncomfortable for you to tell a story.

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Speaker 1: And for some reason I wasn't picking up what you

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Speaker 1: were putting down. But now I understand what you put

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Speaker 1: down on the coach followed the bouncing ball. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: when was this? Like? How long ago? How long ago

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Speaker 1: was this? This was like ten years ago? He's like

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Speaker 1: ten years old. Oh okay, so he's like twenty now exactly.

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Speaker 1: And you know when you get old and you try

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Speaker 1: to have grown up conversation. Yeah, so he's like, god,

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Speaker 1: having this one. I'm not having it. So he's like, mom,

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Speaker 1: how in the hell did I get on that team

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Speaker 1: when I was not very good at whatever sport it is?

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Speaker 1: But that's what he's asking you. Now, Hey, all I

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Speaker 1: have to say is, baby, look at how will you

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Speaker 1: pleasure better team of Stanion? Come on? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your mom a question like that? And now he has

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Speaker 1: the courage. Yeah. Yeah, you think you'll ever tell him,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe when he's about forty twenty years on

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Speaker 1: that one. Okay, Yeah, you might want to did you

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Speaker 1: did you hook up with the coach again or was

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Speaker 1: it just that one time? Well? I said it may

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Speaker 1: have been more than one or two toughs now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, so that entangled man I got entangled. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: coach benefits. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Bart Simpson, you can't or something, all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh you know because Marga handled it too. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret,