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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frameyday morning, So it's hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: This is Sad calling from restaurant. I was looking for Lena. Lena. Oh, Lena.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It would be with a hearty, wouldn't it. Hi? Lena?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine? Thanks? How are you? I'm well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I'm calling you because I see

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Speaker 1: that you have a reservation booked for a week from

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Speaker 1: today at our establishment, and you booked it online, and

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Speaker 1: I was calling to just sort of have a conversation

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Speaker 1: with you really quickly if you have a moment, just

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Speaker 1: a few I'm at work, okay, Because I think I

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Speaker 1: don't need to tell you that our restaurant is very

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Speaker 1: special and it's very hard to get a reservation here,

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Speaker 1: and that's why, as a host of our establishment, I

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Speaker 1: do call people from time to time to check in

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Speaker 1: and let them know a few of the guidelines when

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Speaker 1: dining at our establishment. Okay. And the reason that I

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Speaker 1: felt the need to ring you is because I do

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Speaker 1: my research as well. When anybody books with us for

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Speaker 1: a table. Is there a problem? Well, I guess I

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Speaker 1: should have suspected a combative attitude, shouldn't I? There is

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Speaker 1: not a problem yet, But I do have to vet you.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? Do you know the

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Speaker 1: word vet means? I do know what the word that is.

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Speaker 1: I have a master's degree. I'm sorry you have a

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Speaker 1: master's degree that it seems like you have a personal

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Speaker 1: issue with me. Would you like to clarify what that is? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not so much a personal issue because I don't

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Speaker 1: know you personally. I do like the fact that you

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Speaker 1: said you have a master's degree. I just don't know

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Speaker 1: what that means because I just didn't know that trade

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Speaker 1: schools gave master's degrees or bachelor's degrees or doctorates. I

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Speaker 1: thought there was more of a certificate. Get you got.

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Speaker 1: I have a master's degree from the University of Berkeley.

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Speaker 1: Oh not a great school last I heard. That explains it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so not one of the best schools, but in no

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Speaker 1: okay school great. Thank you for letting me know that.

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Speaker 1: That was one of my questions. Where did you graduate?

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Speaker 1: I am speaking about you right now, so let's focus

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Speaker 1: on you have called it upon yourself to question me.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to know, first of all, your last name

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Speaker 1: so that I can talk to whoever employs you. And

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Speaker 1: second of all, I don't know where you get off

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Speaker 1: to question my credential. I looked at your instagram. That's

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Speaker 1: where I get off, and judging from your Instagram, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure if you're really the type of patron we

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Speaker 1: want in here yourself. Who on earth do you think

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Speaker 1: you are. I've worked in customer service. I've paid my

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Speaker 1: own way to college. I've worked in the customer service.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're talking about a call center for some

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Speaker 1: cell phone company or something. What is going on here?

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Speaker 1: What's going on here is like I said, I need

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Speaker 1: to vet you to see if you're up to I

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Speaker 1: feel like you think I'm a labordoodle and I'm not.

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Speaker 1: And this isn't funny. I understand. Come down there and

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Speaker 1: get in your face. I'm going to go ahead and

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Speaker 1: google what that means for you so that the next

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Speaker 1: time I use it you won't be confused. Well, have

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Speaker 1: you heard of face? It means you have a bet

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Speaker 1: for a face, And you can go ahead and cancel

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Speaker 1: my reservation. Whoever you are sad, I'm going to find out,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to have your head on an actual

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Speaker 1: wrought iron pike. In other words, Dad, there will be

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Speaker 1: a wrought iron pike your because you haven't for a face. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think at this point I'm going to just gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank phone call, because none of

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Speaker 1: that sounds very fun. Doesn't pardon me. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend Edwin set you up. Why why

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Speaker 1: would you think that's funny? Well, us, he said that

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Speaker 1: you you've been trying to get into this really fancy

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Speaker 1: restaurant for a while and finally at a reservation, and

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Speaker 1: he was giving you crap for it. So I still

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Speaker 1: stand by what I said. You have an aphic thank

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Speaker 1: you wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.