Speaker 1: Upstart of emergency as are called.
Speaker 2: I just found out my grandma died five minutes before this.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to start it with like sad ship.
Speaker 4: You said you were gonna leave that outside of this.
Speaker 2: I just I'm so scared of dying. I'm so scared
Speaker 2: of dying, and I feel so bad for my mom.
Speaker 4: So okay, you know what you should do? Tell someone
Speaker 4: who fucking cares.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so fucking tired of you bringing up like.
Speaker 5: I never seen something shattered to somebody that's just exploded.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. I want to watch that clip back immediately,
Speaker 2: just but holy Also, it.
Speaker 1: Looks like you have bloody dan druff now really yeah,
Speaker 1: it's literally like pure sugar.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, So that is gonna take eighteen years to clean.
Speaker 2: I literally have to like shower again.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm just tired of.
Speaker 1: You bringing that sad ship to the podcast, Like this
Speaker 1: is supposed to be an enlightening, fun experience and you're.
Speaker 4: Just always sad. But that is actually so sad. It's
Speaker 4: really my condolences to you and your family.
Speaker 2: I love you Mamma, and I love you Mom.
Speaker 4: I love you Pam. Sorry for it. Literally in the
Speaker 4: first three seconds making that's not true.
Speaker 2: No, Like before we were like planning that bit out
Speaker 2: and I was like, maybe we don't say that, and
Speaker 2: then I was just completely disregarded that and said it. Anyways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know if I was supposed to fall
Speaker 1: through with the bit, but you know, someone like me
Speaker 1: is like, I get the sign to go, and I go.
Speaker 2: You do the bet? You can you take any chance
Speaker 2: to get to inflict violence upon me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I can hit you, I'm gonna take that chance.
Speaker 1: We're also before we get into this episode, for real,
Speaker 1: for real, if you were in the greater Los Angeles
Speaker 1: area or you for some reason would like to drive
Speaker 1: out to this event we're throwing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a big party, big party.
Speaker 1: We're doing a interactive photo op slash exhibit with Heaven
Speaker 1: for the podcast. This is something we've been playing for
Speaker 1: a while. It was supposed to be on the two
Speaker 1: year anniversary, but someone.
Speaker 4: Like me, I had to I got pushed. But we're
Speaker 4: really excited.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have like original r like pieces we've made
Speaker 1: for the podcast, which is funny because it's a podcast
Speaker 1: where we talk about shit, poop, and farts. So the
Speaker 1: fact that we have like actual art aligned with it
Speaker 1: is like jarring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the podcast set is gonna be there. You can
Speaker 2: come and sit in my nasty, stinky, fucking gross chair.
Speaker 4: Come sit in these chairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just gonna be like a little Vibe, little
Speaker 2: emergency or come museum.
Speaker 1: And something super fun and exciting is going to be
Speaker 1: there that we haven't even seen yet, and I am
Speaker 1: so nervous to see.
Speaker 4: It, and I'm so excited because it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4: But it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: Two things, two things that we haven't seen yet that
Speaker 2: we're excited about.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think I know.
Speaker 4: What you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, just stop by if you would like.
Speaker 1: It is on the eleventh and twelfth, and then also
Speaker 1: the weekend of the eighteenth and nineteenth, So if year round,
Speaker 1: it's from one.
Speaker 2: To five, I think, yeah, one to five Friday or
Speaker 2: Saturday and Sunday, and then.
Speaker 3: The following Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one to five the following Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1: So yeah, nervous to see something we've been planning for
Speaker 1: so long be in person, and my brain can't grasp it.
Speaker 1: But that's okay because I already spent countless hours at
Speaker 1: my desk, literally tweaking.
Speaker 2: I'm literally so please show out, show up and show out,
Speaker 2: but behavior self. Oh they are shooting, Yeah, but literally
Speaker 2: behave yourselves, but have fun. Bring a friend, it'll be cute.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's the end of this.
Speaker 1: Up by should we talk about the fact did you
Speaker 1: read my text yesterday?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I'll just like pull them up because I
Speaker 4: was dying.
Speaker 1: So like everybody's going on tour, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: every time we do an episode we talk about concerts
Speaker 1: and stuff. Tonight we're actually gonna go see Fay Webster
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here for the second time.
Speaker 2: I literally forgot about that for the eighth time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why we had to do the truck pickup.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're moving all the stuff for the pop up.
Speaker 3: We're just like really hands on with our stuff.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's actually like a real problem, Like we
Speaker 2: cannot relinquish any bit of control over anything we do,
Speaker 2: and so like we just drive ourselves insane. Like for
Speaker 2: like the last last week, like we've been just kind
Speaker 2: of like bickering with each other and it's because we're
Speaker 2: just so fucking stressed out. But guys, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a blast.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be awesome. I know.
Speaker 1: Anytime we do give up control, then I immediately go
Speaker 1: back on it and I'm like, why did I give
Speaker 1: you control? I don't know why I did that, And
Speaker 1: then I fuck it all up and like have to
Speaker 1: redo it in like three days. But there's something so
Speaker 1: exciting about that because I feel like my hands are
Speaker 1: useful once again other than sexually.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, we know that, but so we
Speaker 4: know everyone's going back on tour.
Speaker 1: But I sent you this because have you seen the
Speaker 1: videos of Uzzi on tour, Like like yes, like the
Speaker 1: huge like building they made, like this is actually fucking insane, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this is this also costs so much?
Speaker 1: But did you listen to my audio message? We are
Speaker 1: living in such a crazy era of stage design, like
Speaker 1: if you are a true or tease like bitch that.
Speaker 2: Did that more like devil Land, devil Land, cry baby anyways.
Speaker 2: But no, I feel the same way about fucking like
Speaker 2: Travis Scott, Like I don't like his music that much,
Speaker 2: but like I can respect like the craftsmanship and like
Speaker 2: how much time and effort he puts into like the
Speaker 2: creative of everything and like his stage design is quite
Speaker 2: literally the craziest stages I have ever seen in my.
Speaker 1: It's like Tyler's Like Tyler had the whole front facing
Speaker 1: of a house.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, damn also got money like that, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: like that has.
Speaker 1: To cost so much, but it is so insane And
Speaker 1: I was literally freaking out last night. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we are literally like we were watching
Speaker 1: art like music is art, and I was just.
Speaker 4: Like going in and yes, said, I was like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, music.
Speaker 1: And then I continue to overstimulate myself and go down
Speaker 1: a hole on Etsy and listen to Cocktau Twins on
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 2: While it's not Etsy so much recently too, Etsy is.
Speaker 1: The vibe as to the place, like everybody's like eBay
Speaker 1: de pop whatever, whatever, but Etsy is where it's. Etsy
Speaker 1: is where you find all the good shit because it's
Speaker 1: just little ladies in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like knitting just cool.
Speaker 4: They're committed, They're committed to their prats.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I saw something like Taylor Swift had like
Speaker 2: I think like one hundred and fifty like roadies that
Speaker 2: could be like a gross exaggeration, but she had like
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty people working on the tour that
Speaker 2: would just go to every show like security, like all
Speaker 2: like stage designs set up, like all of that shit.
Speaker 2: And I think she gave them all like a fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars bonus at the end of the tour. Yeahn
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I mean the tour generated
Speaker 2: like basically a billion dollars, Like it's it's crazy, like
Speaker 2: each show she probably covered, like the stage design and
Speaker 2: paying people's salary and merch sales alone, like it's it's absurd,
Speaker 2: like she's probably doing a million in merchant Nite like.
Speaker 4: She is, like not a real war Son.
Speaker 3: But didn't you see I have a flashing lines and.
Speaker 4: At least I had the decent season run and high.
Speaker 1: That's one of the newer songs, but I haven't listened
Speaker 1: to that one now that we don't talk eats though,
Speaker 1: but sped up it has to be the sped up version.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, guys, I've seigned. I've literally seen it. Stop
Speaker 2: sending it to me. Actually, you know, I love when
Speaker 2: you send me things like send me more things like
Speaker 2: I literally love it so much. But yes, the rumors
Speaker 2: are true. I am signing up for Neuralink. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the first person to get a neuralink installed into
Speaker 2: my fucking brain. They're gonna take out a piece of
Speaker 2: my skull.
Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: Because you'll see what will you gain? You'll owe everything.
Speaker 2: There's literally everything to gain, nothing to lose, everything to gain.
Speaker 1: That's I guess, like the bonus of the eyes. Like
Speaker 1: can you scroll TikTok in your brain?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can probably close your eyes and TikTok will
Speaker 2: be just like behind your eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a nightmare because you already have
Speaker 1: a problem with like not looking away from your phone.
Speaker 3: Imagine closing your eyes and your phone is there.
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna be it's gonna be a problem once
Speaker 2: I'm like fully augmented cyborg. But I don't think I
Speaker 2: told this story. But when like a month or two ago,
Speaker 2: like they posted that they were like looking for like
Speaker 2: trial people to like get it installed because like it
Speaker 2: like helps like with certain illnesses and stuff. And I
Speaker 2: signed up, and I fully lied. I said I was
Speaker 2: like a blind person with like like you know they
Speaker 2: would have to do.
Speaker 3: Is literally google your name and see you sitting on
Speaker 3: that damn chair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said that my legs didn't work and that
Speaker 2: I was blind, because I really just want to like me,
Speaker 2: I'd like pull up in a wheelchair and like with
Speaker 2: like blind goggles on and like just lie up until
Speaker 2: I get on the O R table and get that
Speaker 2: shit installed.
Speaker 4: I think they would probably tell.
Speaker 1: They'd definitely be able to tell that you can not
Speaker 1: only walk, but you can see.
Speaker 3: Also, why do they want?
Speaker 1: Is it bad?
Speaker 3: Is it bad?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Oh they're crazy. They're humongous. Dude, that is
Speaker 2: so cool. That's literally so cool. Sorry, we just got
Speaker 2: an update on some of the things going there for
Speaker 2: the pop up and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, Okay, this is this woman's actual fucking house.
Speaker 4: Like she's literally like where did they find this person?
Speaker 1: She's literally goden I this skeleton feet on my girl?
Speaker 4: Ew, I don't like her.
Speaker 2: Puss her uh stinky gash.
Speaker 4: That is so fucking awesome. That is crazy.
Speaker 3: Yours looks insane.
Speaker 2: I love that little bellyde gevo.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: How are they going to finish that in like three
Speaker 3: I guess three.
Speaker 4: Days is whatever.
Speaker 1: But when you get the neur oralink, I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: never talk to you again because I'm gonna to feel
Speaker 1: like you're like recording me and like listening to me
Speaker 1: and watching me.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, there's like I'm going to become omnipresident, omnipotent,
Speaker 2: Like I'm literally going to be like this cybernetic being
Speaker 2: that like you can't avoid, Like I'm going to become God,
Speaker 2: and like I'll be able to talk to you. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'll be able to talk to you in your brain,
Speaker 2: like I'll be able to send like radio frequency.
Speaker 1: Like I'm genuinely asking this, what does the neuralink do
Speaker 1: other than they can track your brain activity I.
Speaker 2: Think right now, like they can like heal certain ailments
Speaker 2: and like like if you have like Parkinson's, they can
Speaker 2: like send electrical pulses through it. It's very rude in
Speaker 2: entry right now, but like what they're hoping for is.
Speaker 3: Like depression and liked and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's literally like the whole thing is like they could
Speaker 2: literally cure like brain born illnesses. Like it's it's really
Speaker 2: really actually like good like for the future. As much
Speaker 2: as I don't like Must, like literally literally, but as
Speaker 2: much as I don't like Elon must at all, not anymore.
Speaker 2: At least it's a cool thing, like it could be
Speaker 2: a very cool thing. But then they're gonna start showing
Speaker 2: you like tesla ads in your brain.
Speaker 3: Like when you're asleep, while you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but something is happening, Like something.
Speaker 1: Is seriously happening outside because there's like banging sounds and
Speaker 1: a helicopter flying overhead.
Speaker 3: So somebody in the next doorhouse is probably being rated.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's probably just MS thirteen gang members
Speaker 2: running around like and they're trying to capture them. Right
Speaker 2: MS thirteen runs our neighborhood. I'm really scared.
Speaker 3: Actually, you need to shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. Okay, I
Speaker 2: do have something I want to talk about. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we all know, like I'm a slime connoisseur, like og slime,
Speaker 2: parakeet slime, like the goats, like momo slimes, like just
Speaker 2: to name a few. I love slime. Why haven't any
Speaker 2: of those people made fuckable slime yet?
Speaker 1: I when you said that, I like thought that because
Speaker 1: there is something so like I hate that.
Speaker 4: Everything is.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's something you're cucci when it has bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 1: As far my discharge right now on my period, I'm
Speaker 1: low key giving fuckable slim.
Speaker 3: I'm serving fuckable slim right now.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 2: That's not a period that you're literally missing.
Speaker 1: I'm actively miscarriaging a child right now. But we don't
Speaker 1: need to talk about that.
Speaker 2: She left blood all over the toilet seat. Guys.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's it's that runny that's like, that's my concern.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm just dripping like a fountain, but I'm
Speaker 1: the fountain of youth right now.
Speaker 2: Like, give me some of that to take a shot
Speaker 2: of the stem cells.
Speaker 4: They're like dead.
Speaker 1: I think if you consumed period blood you would actually
Speaker 1: get extremely sick.
Speaker 2: It's all right in front of you.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, but there is something so
Speaker 1: sexual about the slime thing like to me, like, which
Speaker 1: I know someone's gonna be like, bruh, it's literally slid,
Speaker 1: but no, like there is something so visceral about it,
Speaker 1: like I want to like I want.
Speaker 4: To fuck it, like I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Like me and you were sitting in by watching it
Speaker 1: together and I was like, this is literally we might
Speaker 1: as well be watching porn because we both watching We're
Speaker 1: like like we like we literally we start making like
Speaker 1: borderline moan sounds watching somebody who scoop.
Speaker 4: Slant the wet wet slime dash.
Speaker 1: It gets me, like the one that looks like water.
Speaker 1: I need that, make me say make me hot. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was bad man.
Speaker 2: Uh if your man knows that song, oh, he's over.
Speaker 2: He's watching the TikTok. He's watching all the tiktoks of people.
Speaker 3: We need to see you do that.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the dance is.
Speaker 1: It's like you go to the side and then you
Speaker 1: like bounce your ass and then you go to sign and.
Speaker 2: Let's try it.
Speaker 1: It's like, h it's like, make me say boom boom,
Speaker 1: make me hot, boom boom.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay. Why do you have to do your hands.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a psychological thing. I've realized.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're lifting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know. Yeah, like you see the movement if
Speaker 2: you see my hands making the movement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an illusion. It's an allusion to the audience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: One of my only notes. Is something that I don't
Speaker 1: think has aged well. But it's just it's okay. You
Speaker 1: first with a girl so hard on the plane.
Speaker 4: It was magical.
Speaker 1: I like, I feel like women we all have this
Speaker 1: experience and.
Speaker 2: Periods and makeup and tampons and boobs and playing with
Speaker 2: each other's bubes, but like.
Speaker 1: Every woman has this experience where you were like, over,
Speaker 1: you're just naturally overtly polite of like, no, it's okay,
Speaker 1: Like the amount of time someone does something to me
Speaker 1: in public that's not okay. And I'm like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you're so fine, it's okay because that's just what I
Speaker 1: am like designed to do. But me and this girl indoctrinated, yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true.
Speaker 1: But we were like both got to the bathroom at
Speaker 1: the same time. We were like sitting next to each other,
Speaker 1: but we went on each il like like we just
Speaker 1: ended up at the same bathroom at the same time.
Speaker 1: And I was like going in and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 3: You first, like you first, and she was like, no,
Speaker 3: you first.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, it's okay, you first, And I
Speaker 4: am not kidding.
Speaker 3: We did it for so long that I was just
Speaker 3: like okay, and.
Speaker 1: I went in and I literally got on the bathroom
Speaker 1: and laughed out loud so hard.
Speaker 3: Because I was like, what was the point of that?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: How much should have just been like, bitch, you.
Speaker 2: Fucking go shut up like girlhood.
Speaker 4: But yeah, we just uh no, it's okay.
Speaker 1: You first so hard that I went in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I squirted like it was so like it was
Speaker 1: almost horny of an experience.
Speaker 2: Actually, I didn't know where that story was going, but
Speaker 2: I'm glad I started listening.
Speaker 1: But that was the immediate joke I thought of. I'm like, damn, like,
Speaker 1: why were we flirting?
Speaker 4: Like, but we literally just stood it all way.
Speaker 2: When you thinks every pretty girl she speaks to they're flirting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you are. Why are you talking to me?
Speaker 4: Like literally, why are you talking to me unless you're
Speaker 4: flirting with me? Like you have no business talking to
Speaker 4: me for.
Speaker 2: This long every pretty girl. Yeah, I'll never forget when
Speaker 2: we first met here. Yeah, Evatt Target, she was, oh
Speaker 2: my god, and you literally talked about this woman for
Speaker 2: like I'm not kidding three years, Like she just ran casually.
Speaker 3: She was one of the most gorgeous women I've ever
Speaker 3: seen in my life.
Speaker 4: Like I remember the dress she was wearing. She was
Speaker 4: wearing a yellow dress.
Speaker 1: It was like kind of like tight at the top
Speaker 1: and like flowy, but not overly flowy, like it was
Speaker 1: way too nice to be wearing to target like it
Speaker 1: wasn't casual enough. But she was gorgeous and she was
Speaker 1: really tall, and she was literally gorgeous. But she was
Speaker 1: so gorgeous and she had the softest voice.
Speaker 2: What color was the dress.
Speaker 4: Yellow?
Speaker 2: What color were the shoes? I didn't I don't have.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh if I got sent back to two hundred AD,
Speaker 2: people would be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: oh no no, Like people have this conversation where they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: if I got sent back two thousand years is like
Speaker 2: I would run shit, like I'd invent a cell phone,
Speaker 2: Like I'd run shit, Like no, no, no, if you
Speaker 2: got sent back, If I got sent back to two
Speaker 2: hundred a D, they would burn me at the stake
Speaker 2: without me fail. They would see the clothes on my
Speaker 2: body and burn me. Or they'd hear the way i'd speak.
Speaker 2: One not be able to understand me. Two hear the
Speaker 2: dialect the straight.
Speaker 1: Do you think they'd be able to recognize any tinge
Speaker 1: of like gay boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear to god, it transcends.
Speaker 4: There's definitely cavemen who are like.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's primal, Like it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: like the uncanny valley that like we all have just
Speaker 2: in our brain, like it's whatever that is to humans.
Speaker 2: That's like what like Gadar is, Like it's like the deep, deep,
Speaker 2: deep deep inside of us, like we know, we know.
Speaker 1: Like there were definitely cave men who were like cavemen
Speaker 1: and women who were serving gay and like nobody really
Speaker 1: understood what that meant yet, but they were.
Speaker 2: Like the butch cavemen using a stick as a strap.
Speaker 2: Did you know, listen, listen, did you know did you
Speaker 2: know when.
Speaker 4: A stick is a crazy thing to think about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they take the bark off obviously, they stand
Speaker 2: it down. Yeah about her, Yeah, they know, they know,
Speaker 2: make sure the base is flared. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: know things. I'm one of the girls, Like I know things.
Speaker 2: I know the thing or two. But okay, that helicopter
Speaker 2: circling is it is so goddamn is going to like.
Speaker 3: At out ready to come here and ride down to
Speaker 3: our damp thing with.
Speaker 2: The helicopter up with the fucking rocket launch.
Speaker 4: It, Like I need to call her immediately.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was I saying?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when lesbians get a news strap, their body count resets.
Speaker 2: Is that it's like a born and virgin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I understand that.
Speaker 2: I just know a thing. It's too about culture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the culture. Okay, Oh my god, I want to drop
Speaker 2: my phone. Everything is going wrong. Okay, So I, me
Speaker 2: and Ya were sitting on the.
Speaker 3: Couch were I don't sit with you, bitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah you do?
Speaker 4: You can't wait? Why can you not sit with us?
Speaker 2: I literally can't sit still. But we were sitting on
Speaker 2: the couch and Enya is on Instagram right now. I
Speaker 2: was crazy crazy, yes, but we were sitting on the
Speaker 2: couch and I like, just I don't remember how this
Speaker 2: conversation got started, but I haven't laughed in years.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: We were watching something. Wait, what the fuck were we watching?
Speaker 1: And Drew seriously like in the he was not trying
Speaker 1: to be funny, he literally was watching TV.
Speaker 4: He goes, I just haven't laughed in so.
Speaker 2: Long, And I was being dead serious, like I felt
Speaker 2: that to my career, like I haven't had like a
Speaker 2: like a crying laugh. But I'm just so jaded, like
Speaker 2: everything is going wrong. You know.
Speaker 1: What I was gonna say too, is like we are
Speaker 1: just so spoiled with laughter because we like have all
Speaker 1: of our friends or comedians so now like the bar
Speaker 1: for extreme like die hard laughter is so high that
Speaker 1: it's like it's just harder to get to. And also
Speaker 1: all of our friends hate us and they don't hang
Speaker 1: out with us as much.
Speaker 2: It's just me, Josiah and Inda versus the world. Everyone
Speaker 2: else has just decided we're not.
Speaker 1: With me when everybody else is just adults and they're
Speaker 1: like working like the thing.
Speaker 2: We just used to, Like, if they wanted to, they would,
Speaker 2: Oh wow, if they want If they wanted to, they would,
Speaker 2: Why do you If he wanted to, he would, Like
Speaker 2: if he wanted to buy you flowers every day, he would,
Speaker 2: are you yeah?
Speaker 4: I know that's like a.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I came up with that just now.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. If if he wanted to, he would. If
Speaker 2: she wanted too, he would. If they wanted to, they would.
Speaker 1: Well, we were watching Fifty Shades of Gray the other
Speaker 1: day and I cannot believe you.
Speaker 3: Need to say what you said, let me public joins it.
Speaker 2: Oh so there was like, for some reason, like a
Speaker 2: five to seven year period where older women were just
Speaker 2: squirting on public transportation because of Fifty Shades of Gray,
Speaker 2: like they would be like reading that book public Yes,
Speaker 2: and like literally squirting juice like everywhere. Like it was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was crazy kind of like an act of service,
Speaker 1: Like how like like your love language, that was an
Speaker 1: act of service love language to the public from women
Speaker 1: to squirre and like your genes would just like wipe
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: Eh iw So.
Speaker 1: That movie is so goddam horny. Also, yes, the rumors
Speaker 1: are true. I did read that in ninth grade.
Speaker 3: On my iPod in class.
Speaker 2: Yes I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch.
Speaker 1: I would just be sitting in class reading that shit
Speaker 1: like teacher talking about like biology. I'm like, I'm learning
Speaker 1: the true biology and of human nature right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, literally, And I went around the same time
Speaker 2: as Fifty Shades of Gray for Halloween.
Speaker 1: That movie series is so weird and dark and would
Speaker 1: have it will never it would have never played out
Speaker 1: with the kind of love it got when it came out.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe they made.
Speaker 1: A third one in twenty eighteen that still got like
Speaker 1: three eighty million. Yeah, you know, it's a billion dollar
Speaker 1: franch Like, it is a huge franchise.
Speaker 4: I did not know they kept making them.
Speaker 1: Also when you were in the bathroom, because I was
Speaker 1: high as fuck while we were watching it. I was
Speaker 1: trying to find out how much all the movies made,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't remember the name of the second one,
Speaker 1: and I seriously cert googled fifty Shades of Grayer, like fifty.
Speaker 4: Shades of Gray, or as the second one in staid.
Speaker 3: Of fifty Shades Darker, and I was like, where's this movie?
Speaker 4: There's no trace of this movie.
Speaker 3: All they do exactly and just we're just laughing.
Speaker 2: I always thought like a parody of that movie would be,
Speaker 2: like if we need to bring back parody movie culture
Speaker 2: so bad, because like now is literally the perfect very we.
Speaker 4: Destroyed parody culture.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I pin it on him,
Speaker 1: but I pin it on him, like he just made
Speaker 1: it so like annoying, but.
Speaker 2: Like we need to write a parody movie and just
Speaker 2: start pitching.
Speaker 1: It around scary movie like yeah, there needs to be
Speaker 1: like a scary movie franchise again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean there is. There are so many
Speaker 2: cultural events that are constantly happening. I feel like they've
Speaker 2: been happening like way more recently that like if you
Speaker 2: took a year to write a movie and then released
Speaker 2: it like filmed it, wrote it, filmed it, edited it,
Speaker 2: and released it all in the same year. It would
Speaker 2: destroy the box office right now because there's just so
Speaker 2: much bullshit. We are so much more connected, there's like
Speaker 2: so many more viral moments.
Speaker 1: I think that's why it's like harder to do because
Speaker 1: we're like in like this never ending revolving door of moments.
Speaker 1: And it used to be like I mean, when The
Speaker 1: Ring came out, the Ring dominated like horror for like years,
Speaker 1: so then a movie like scary movie, and then all
Speaker 1: the movies that came in between it a movie like
Speaker 1: scary movie got to make fun of that and like
Speaker 1: two other movies in one movie, and they didn't like
Speaker 1: miss the Window ward.
Speaker 3: But now shit moves way too fucking scary.
Speaker 2: That's why time feels like it's going so.
Speaker 3: Quick, because we're just experiencing so much.
Speaker 2: We're experiencing time dilation. The future affects the present just
Speaker 2: as much as the past does. And since we have
Speaker 2: technology like our phones, who are basically like living in
Speaker 2: this like quantum world where like we can experience the
Speaker 2: future just through our phones, so we're just compressing the
Speaker 2: time smaller and smaller and smaller, until sooner than later
Speaker 2: it's going to become just like a black hole where
Speaker 2: it just sucks all time in and the universe is
Speaker 2: gonna end?
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? Tomorrow doesn't exist yet?
Speaker 1: Mm?
Speaker 2: That is so weird, But I don't believe that. I'm
Speaker 2: not buying that shit, Like I know exactly what's going
Speaker 2: to happen tomorrow, Like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: As I was saying that, like while you're talking about it,
Speaker 1: I was like, it's crazy, like tomorrow doesn't exist, but
Speaker 1: you can literally plan it out and makes it.
Speaker 2: Don't ever say that to me again because that literally
Speaker 2: just like free me out.
Speaker 3: Like you don't have any pictures from tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You can have like an idea of what tomorrow is
Speaker 1: going to be, and like you can try to plan it,
Speaker 1: but like you can plan it, but your brain can't.
Speaker 1: That's why we're in a simulation because you just like
Speaker 1: render everything out or.
Speaker 2: Does tomorrow already exist? Is time? Like either time is
Speaker 2: linear or it's not linear, And I don't think time
Speaker 2: is linear, but I don't know. Just never ever say
Speaker 2: those words to me ever again because I will be
Speaker 2: panicking about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I am already planning on it because I'm in
Speaker 2: aake freak out with my head on a pillow Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: so not to change the conversation, but I really think
Speaker 2: everyone needs this right now. And it's just like a
Speaker 2: little like meditation exercise, and I just think it's really
Speaker 2: important to just like almost like break the fourth wall
Speaker 2: a little bit and just like recenter and ground ourselves.
Speaker 2: So if you could and you're willing, just please particip
Speaker 2: participate with me. Oh my fucking god, please participate with me. Ah,
Speaker 2: please participate with me, and just do like you need.
Speaker 4: It because you're starting to freak out.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, exactly, do as I say. Okay, everyone, so
Speaker 2: now close your eyes, you too, and you are you
Speaker 2: closing your eyes of course? Now uncleanch your jaw like
Speaker 2: just like relax the jaw muscles, like maybe give like
Speaker 2: a little shimmy on your shoulders, like just yeah, just
Speaker 2: like let it out, let all the tention out, and
Speaker 2: now shop yourself and just crap all over yourself. I
Speaker 2: think crap might be the funniest word ever made. Crap
Speaker 2: with the crap, like just crap. I just made crap
Speaker 2: out of my butt. I just can't stop crapping.
Speaker 5: Really so stupid, Like I hate, but that's funny, you
Speaker 5: know what I need? I think I like what the
Speaker 5: exercise I need is to like I need to break
Speaker 5: something with both.
Speaker 3: My hands raising over my head and slamming it like
Speaker 3: a monkey.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I really like I decided, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I need to grab a rock and like sit with
Speaker 1: like my legs open and like break something.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the Otters like doing gay sex together? No,
Speaker 2: like it's the Otters and the bears and the wolves
Speaker 2: and no, no, like the little Otters like grabbing rocks
Speaker 2: and like hitting them on like shelled like critters. To
Speaker 2: like get that. I need to do that, Like that's aye.
Speaker 3: Like maybe we should just go on Survivor.
Speaker 2: M I would die, I know I would be see
Speaker 2: because Survivor is like a guy, the Survivor is like
Speaker 2: a game, like it's it's less about surviving and more
Speaker 2: about how you like play the like society that you
Speaker 2: build and like you can make it a psychological game exactly,
Speaker 2: like the winners are like always like Harvard graduates like
Speaker 2: a one winner of like his like thesis at Harvard
Speaker 2: was on like how to win Survivor basically, so like
Speaker 2: it's it's really is like more of like a psychological
Speaker 2: game than anything because like if you win all of
Speaker 2: the challenges really early on, you're just gonna get voted
Speaker 2: out by everybody because you're a fucking threat, or like
Speaker 2: you have to kind of stay in the middle and
Speaker 2: like chop it up with everyone and make sure you're
Speaker 2: cool with everyone and lie and make factions with these people,
Speaker 2: but also have a faction with this person and just
Speaker 2: like be a snake without getting caught. Like yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's so diabolical. I like, I actually want to get
Speaker 2: back into that show because now that I'm thinking about
Speaker 2: it's really cool.
Speaker 1: Also, Drew did that shitting thing to me yesterday and
Speaker 1: I fully thought like something like he was trying to
Speaker 1: like help me because I was so stressed and anxious
Speaker 1: and like having the worst forty.
Speaker 4: Eight hours ever.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, like this will be good
Speaker 1: for me. But it was him sitting on the couch.
Speaker 2: The last year the laugh did you need everyone needs
Speaker 2: need this?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I needed this me sitting at the campfire in the
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere. Okay, So this is something that I'm
Speaker 2: surprised no one's really talking about because I feel like
Speaker 2: this should be like one of the most talked about
Speaker 2: fucking things ever period. But they built an entire city
Speaker 2: for Clara in Egypt, and they even built like big
Speaker 2: pyramid tombs for her, Like I can't believe we're not
Speaker 2: talking about that, and like see you're laughing at it
Speaker 2: right now, Like I know.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's like how some people's name is
Speaker 1: like June and it's like, no, they didn't, like they
Speaker 1: didn't name a mark House name was Jean. She was.
Speaker 2: They named Jean's after her. They wanted to commemorate she
Speaker 2: wore the pants in the family.
Speaker 1: I don't know if like I think it might be
Speaker 1: like someone heard Gene and that was like, oh.
Speaker 2: If you take the fourth be with you Star Wars day, she.
Speaker 4: Wore the fants of the family. What can I say?
Speaker 2: Like, can I say?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I think that's just like coincidental kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, gladoacy they gave they gave Claire a Spanish
Speaker 1: word too, ladocacy.
Speaker 2: Mmm, clado glado what is that?
Speaker 4: It's like obviously like.
Speaker 3: Du obviously yes, like clearly yes.
Speaker 2: But yeah, those pyramids they built for her were epic
Speaker 2: and it's crazy that they predicted her. I think she
Speaker 2: might actually be like this, she's like a god time traveler. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the music she makes is very telling, like
Speaker 2: she makes good music and only someone who's lived thousands
Speaker 2: of years could make music that.
Speaker 1: I mean, young Blood also makes really good Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's like, what is he?
Speaker 4: Where's his statue?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Young blood? Like all I when I hear young Blood,
Speaker 2: I think of spitting on fans for some reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, becau, I'm pretty sure he did that.
Speaker 2: He just spits on people.
Speaker 1: Like hawks loogies, Like I would hit you, but maybe
Speaker 1: I deserve it because I have no business in a
Speaker 1: fucking young blood crowd.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Dude, Like I remember being very young and I'm
Speaker 2: still this way, Like when I would see people hawk loogies,
Speaker 2: like it did something to me, like like it's it
Speaker 2: is the most foul shit you can do, is like
Speaker 2: spit up snot out of your esophagus. No, no in
Speaker 2: seeing it like in a green pile on the floor.
Speaker 3: Would you let do that too? Is there somebody he would?
Speaker 2: Oscar Isaac?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah no, Actually even though.
Speaker 2: What's the dude from Star Wars I mean, not Star
Speaker 2: Wars Strange, just my co star stranger.
Speaker 4: David.
Speaker 2: Yeah, David Harbor Is that his name? I think so,
Speaker 2: David Harbor, Dak Harbor. Maybe Dak Shepherd, let me look
Speaker 2: it up. Yeah, David Harbor, Yeah, David Harbor, what a name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, he's hot bones, you know.
Speaker 4: But still, like.
Speaker 2: That is like so fucking I just honestly feel so
Speaker 2: weird even talking about him, especially with season five coming up,
Speaker 2: and like I have like a I have like a
Speaker 2: main part, and then he's.
Speaker 1: Definitely gonna see this, and then like you're gonna have
Speaker 1: beef with Lily Allen.
Speaker 4: Allen Beach.
Speaker 2: No, she's my biggest op right now.
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Lily Allen is one of my biggest ops. It's crazy
Speaker 2: that you won't even watch my fucking show. I've been
Speaker 2: in the last three seasons and you won't watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Well it's just because I know you, so
Speaker 1: it would be weird, and I think it would make
Speaker 1: you uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: If you just say you're getting black bald from Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Let's just say that's the strangest thing.
Speaker 2: The strangest thing about you is you not tuning in
Speaker 2: to my show out of jealousy.
Speaker 1: No, the strange thing about me is that I've spent
Speaker 1: every night high as fuck.
Speaker 2: Watching South Bar and you got a fucking stizzy. If
Speaker 2: you know what a stizzy is.
Speaker 3: People probably so of.
Speaker 1: Me being like I was high, but like I only
Speaker 1: ever even like mentioned that to explain why I think
Speaker 1: the silliest things ever are so entertaining, because I'm just
Speaker 1: like a dark soul and I just don't think that
Speaker 1: you would assume that I would find the most measly
Speaker 1: insignificant things in music.
Speaker 2: The dark twisted, very dark, twisting, I'm sick and twisted
Speaker 2: sicko and twisted sicko mode. Okay. Also something I did
Speaker 2: want to touch on, rest in Peace paint Grandpa literally
Speaker 2: actually made me tear up and almost cry when I
Speaker 2: saw that shit, Like I watched like a compilation video
Speaker 2: of him, and like it was so fucking cute and
Speaker 2: literally just like rest in peace. Miss Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I die.
Speaker 1: I know y'all are gonna use that stupid fucking screenshot
Speaker 1: of me in a compilation, Yeah.
Speaker 2: My god, and we're gonna laugh. We're all gonna laugh.
Speaker 4: You're gonna laugh at me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I would hope that you know what
Speaker 2: I've always thought about, like what like the slide shows
Speaker 2: and like the memorial videos for me would be at
Speaker 2: my funeral, and like there are maybe three good pictures
Speaker 2: of me that exist on the internet in its entirety,
Speaker 2: and like those are gonna get their way and tear,
Speaker 2: and then the rest are gonna be like no chin
Speaker 2: photos and me dead on the ground, like there's nothing
Speaker 2: of me. I've given no one anything real of me.
Speaker 4: That's okay, because you're preserving yourself for your real life.
Speaker 2: I'm protecting my piece.
Speaker 3: You're protecting your piece so that you have space to
Speaker 3: sit on your phone for twelve hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what just I'm looking like now grinder
Speaker 2: for twelve hours a day. It's a church ap. Y'all
Speaker 2: are dumb as fuck.
Speaker 1: I know, Like, why do you have to assume that
Speaker 1: it's for something else? Like he said multiple times that
Speaker 1: he doesn't like do anything like that would even be
Speaker 1: associated with an app like that.
Speaker 2: It's just two hours today?
Speaker 4: No, what's it yesterday? The day before?
Speaker 1: Because I saw very high bars seven thirty three, I think.
Speaker 3: My screen time might be insanely high. Right now, let's
Speaker 3: check it, like I'm not even gonna lie my scoring.
Speaker 2: Time check I okay, this is something I have to
Speaker 2: say it publicly because if I don't say it publicly,
Speaker 2: then it won't happen. But I really want like a
Speaker 2: call in phone where people can call in and we
Speaker 2: do like a segment where like people call in and like.
Speaker 3: My time assay was nine hours and nineteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Damn, we like worked all day, I know, but you
Speaker 2: know what it was unlocked.
Speaker 1: You know what it was is I was like playing
Speaker 1: like tiktoks and stuff.
Speaker 3: Wait, I texted for two hours and sixteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I do the same thing where I leave
Speaker 2: my phone unlocked.
Speaker 4: That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2: That don't even sound right. But yeah, I want to
Speaker 2: do like a phone where like you all can call
Speaker 2: in and like we can you either leave them atage,
Speaker 2: or we have a conversation, or you ask a question,
Speaker 2: or you be really evil and it just will be
Speaker 2: a good vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Period. I just have to say that out loud because
Speaker 2: it won't become true if I don't.
Speaker 4: We'll get that set up for sure.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got a couple more things I want to say,
Speaker 2: and then we'll get into Drew Syov and media. We're
Speaker 2: making a short episode today because we got a lot
Speaker 2: of shit to do. I love being cut hoolded by
Speaker 2: video games, like I love watching someone play video games,
Speaker 2: Like I don't need to be the one playing video games,
Speaker 2: like yeah.
Speaker 3: You get all the joy of watching it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like I don't have to like think and
Speaker 2: be present. I can be on my phone and I
Speaker 2: can do all this shit, which is like what basically
Speaker 2: streamers are. But like it's crazy to me that they're
Speaker 2: Like I say, like, I haven't done this before, But
Speaker 2: then I think about like me like on TikTok for
Speaker 2: twelve hours a day, draining my soul and my energy
Speaker 2: in giving way more than money to be.
Speaker 1: Being like a streamer or like I will never understand
Speaker 1: the wall where I understand like the want to consume.
Speaker 1: That is because like especially if you're feeling a bit lonely,
Speaker 1: I can understand wanting to watch someone for very long, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't understand the mindset and the brain and
Speaker 1: like the emotional bandwidth.
Speaker 3: You have to have to be live all the time,
Speaker 3: like Kai Senate.
Speaker 1: I think just did like a live stream like for days, yeah,
Speaker 1: for days on end. I think it was like a
Speaker 1: seven day thing or something like oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's still going, But like you have to
Speaker 1: be so goddamn committed. And you also have to have
Speaker 1: like the bandwidth of like I don't even know who
Speaker 1: to be able to withstand being perceived for that long,
Speaker 1: like even having this much content of ourselves on the
Speaker 1: internet with the podcasts and stuff.
Speaker 3: Every now and then I literally will freak out. And
Speaker 3: this stuff isn't even live.
Speaker 1: It's like we like can cut it if we feel
Speaker 1: like we're not funny or we like whatever. But imagine
Speaker 1: just like being live for that long, like for hours straight.
Speaker 1: But I also do remember like how fun it is,
Speaker 1: like every time I'm like live or something, and I
Speaker 1: do have fun, and I'm like, I need to do
Speaker 1: that more. But I just get so anxious about, like
Speaker 1: before doing it, because I feel like if I'm not funny,
Speaker 1: then I'm useless.
Speaker 4: Then I should die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's true. Either that or be in
Speaker 2: the kitchen.
Speaker 4: What the hell? What about what about you? Like you're
Speaker 4: not funny? What do you do?
Speaker 2: I don't have to do anything. I'm a man. Oh
Speaker 2: that just can exist. I just all I have to
Speaker 2: do is hold out doors open for people.
Speaker 4: What do I have to do?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Cook, clean, cook laundry, brush my teeth, make babies, make
Speaker 2: bed do s. That's really it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't do like any extracurricular stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Okay. The last thing is I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm going to insert the video because it's kind
Speaker 2: of crazy unless I get kind of blur this person's face.
Speaker 2: But we were driving home, oh, from all the toy stores,
Speaker 2: and like I look out of my window and I
Speaker 2: just see this dude holding like a big ass chunk
Speaker 2: of hair in one hand and we're driving on the freeway,
Speaker 2: and then in his other hand he has a scissor
Speaker 2: or has a pair of scissors, and like it's like insinue,
Speaker 2: you can only infer that he just cut his hair,
Speaker 2: and he like is driving and he's like like looking down.
Speaker 3: Every other second get his hair.
Speaker 1: Because no, when we first pulled up to him, he
Speaker 1: fully was like trimming the ends, so we couldn't tell
Speaker 1: if his hair was really long and he was holding
Speaker 1: the ends up or if he just chopped it off
Speaker 1: and was sitting and driving and like playing and cutting it.
Speaker 1: But it was the oddest thing ever. Also, I don't
Speaker 1: think I told you. I think I said in the
Speaker 1: group time and nobody said anything. But I left the
Speaker 1: house the other night late at night for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the fuck I was going, but
Speaker 1: I texted y'all, oh it is when I went to
Speaker 1: the gym.
Speaker 4: But on the way to the fucking jim, I saw
Speaker 4: somebody sucking out of a nose balloon.
Speaker 1: Somebody was taking hits out of a nose, like like
Speaker 1: sucking down knaws as they were, and he was like
Speaker 1: swerving a little.
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh my god, this motherfucker is crazy.
Speaker 3: And he easily looks like he was like nineteen years old,
Speaker 3: and I was like.
Speaker 2: I get it. I used to like get cavities on
Speaker 2: purpose to get last gasts like that shit is, so
Speaker 2: it just.
Speaker 4: Doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've had naws, guys.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am chilling.
Speaker 3: I'm down for anything, and I'm like a super.
Speaker 2: Vibe, down for the vibe. I'll take you anywhere. I'm
Speaker 2: down for that.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you even like know some of those lyrics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm special, I'm crazy, but you like that, you
Speaker 2: like the hands up on the dashboard.
Speaker 1: I'm crazy for it.
Speaker 4: Exact the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do juice eye up corner and then media
Speaker 2: or media and then drewic seven corner.
Speaker 4: Corner that media.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Drew Shy on corner. Bitches will have a
Speaker 2: manic episode and think they're jewels from Euphoria. Bitch your gabby, Hannah,
Speaker 2: that's good, you know what I was listening to what
Speaker 2: she was like.
Speaker 3: She was like, I'm a bad bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Trying to tell me how to live my life.
Speaker 2: I have like a privated TikTok of me like lip
Speaker 2: syncing to that, and it's really good. The public sawid
Speaker 2: for like two minutes and then I deleted it because
Speaker 2: I felt bad. But they should add a feature where
Speaker 2: we can fuck over the podcast, like fuck a fan challenge,
Speaker 2: but over the podcast. No, yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I told azul Enya's cat to stop biting me, and
Speaker 2: he replied criticism like rain may dampen the spirit, yet
Speaker 2: from such showers, the soul's garden blooms even brighter.
Speaker 3: O my god, and that she kept fucking biting you
Speaker 3: min Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Then he shipped on the floor and went in my bedroom,
Speaker 2: ate my fucking plant and vomited it up. Never forget.
Speaker 2: Someone find that clip and reposted if you want to
Speaker 2: go viral, Hey, you one a viral moment, what.
Speaker 4: Is up with you? That Drew's biggest person? And I
Speaker 4: repeat it a bunch, but you will do the same
Speaker 4: to me. But when I do it to him, he does.
Speaker 2: Not like it. And you don't like it when.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's our podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Podcast equipment should be harder to purchase
Speaker 2: than a firearm. Every time I go on my phone,
Speaker 2: it's one of the worst experiences of my life. And
Speaker 2: that's all I have.
Speaker 3: Should I should have wrote down mine yesterday that I
Speaker 3: said in the car.
Speaker 4: Crazy, but you like, let's say if I can find it.
Speaker 3: I did a lot of googling last night, so it's
Speaker 3: gonna be like possibly goo google guys that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, I found it.
Speaker 2: They're selling our merch on TMU.
Speaker 1: I am currently being prosecuted by the f PC for
Speaker 1: all the bio hazard I have caused by shitting on
Speaker 1: you bitches.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that one.
Speaker 1: I made that one up. It's pretty bad now that
Speaker 1: I say it. It was like good yesterday.
Speaker 2: It was funny in the moment.
Speaker 1: It was like yeah, that one because it was just
Speaker 1: like off the top of the home.
Speaker 4: So it was like good, but like, okay, well media.
Speaker 1: The week, I've literally only been watching South Park.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've watched a movie.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait wait wait, oh, actually I watched. But
Speaker 1: I'm a cheerleader, so funny, so good. But everybody knows that,
Speaker 1: so I'm not not really giving anything new. And then,
Speaker 1: and I've just been listening to The Cocktail Twins' Bluebell
Speaker 1: Nole album a bunch because it's that time of year,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh my god, it is that time of year, guys.
Speaker 2: Seasonal depression can fucking kill itself. Yeah, I like, can
Speaker 2: fucking care.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into it. But this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the sun is going down earlier.
Speaker 4: It's it's hard.
Speaker 2: Times, guys. I don't know. The last two days have
Speaker 2: been horrible, like even Saday has been fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: Feeling a little more normal today, but now that the
Speaker 1: caffeine is draining for my body.
Speaker 3: I feel the way God intended me to feel awful.
Speaker 2: So just know you're not battling this battle alone. We're
Speaker 2: with you. You're a strong soldier. This happens every year.
Speaker 2: Don't let it. Don't let it convince you that it's
Speaker 2: any different. You'll wake up one day in three months,
Speaker 2: and be Okay, I love you. But I watched Anatomy
Speaker 2: of the Fall or the Anatomy of a Fall goaded movie,
Speaker 2: really slow but awesome. It was like fringe court. That's
Speaker 2: how fucking court should be and ever for everyone in
Speaker 2: the world is just everyone arguing back and forth. But
Speaker 2: that fucking dog. They need to open a category for
Speaker 2: fucking animals, like in the Oscars, the Academy needs.
Speaker 4: That's the only way you're gonna win a Grammy.
Speaker 2: Because I got that dog game.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, bro, yeah.
Speaker 2: I got that pussy and me. Yeah, why don't rappers
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 6: But for all the pussies or for all the cats,
Speaker 6: pussy cats, but yeah, that dog gave, like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 6: one of the greatest performances seen in a movie this
Speaker 6: entire year.
Speaker 2: Can I touch your boobs? Please?
Speaker 4: No, bitch, never again. I let you suck on one.
Speaker 2: You're bitch, you used your turn whatever, But that dog
Speaker 2: gave Like there's this one specific scene where I was like, damn, dude,
Speaker 2: like that. I'm not even exaggerating when I say it's like,
Speaker 2: legitimately like the best performance I've ever seen this year.
Speaker 1: When I am breastfeeding one of y'all are gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Suck on my boots. Yeah, I'm gonna relieve you.
Speaker 1: Like someone's gonna have to, like I have to breastfeed
Speaker 1: one of my friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to see like what it tastes like straight.
Speaker 1: From for some reason, when I have my baby, like
Speaker 1: I am single, Like I'm gonna like find somebody to
Speaker 1: suck on my breast milk me.
Speaker 2: I'll be here.
Speaker 1: Even well even if I'm not single, you get to
Speaker 1: But that might be too far.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not. It's literally not breastfeeding. Breastfeeding
Speaker 2: is not sexual. You need to let me do it.
Speaker 2: Just let me do it. It's not just far, it's
Speaker 2: not really not. But yeah, the kid in that movie
Speaker 2: with the fuck ass Bob gave Like I'm not even
Speaker 2: exaggerating when I say this, I know I say it
Speaker 2: about everything, but the best child performance I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in a movie. Like, I genuinely think he could be
Speaker 2: nominated for an actual Oscar this year.
Speaker 3: That would be fine.
Speaker 2: I think he and he could literally win it because.
Speaker 3: We could hit up our people and make sure that happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our Academy people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're welcome.
Speaker 2: I couldn't but with that, I don't got any music.
Speaker 2: I'm still listening to the same shit always. I have
Speaker 2: the playlist on my ig first time I've ever listened
Speaker 2: to music, or on my Spotify, But the playlist is
Speaker 2: first time I ever listened to music emergency in or
Speaker 2: calm vibes and whatever. And I just listened to this
Speaker 2: playlist on repeat. There's nothing new, nothing new has happened
Speaker 2: or change for music for me.
Speaker 4: But yeah, thank you guys, so much of you. And yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah I'm not kidding. I just leaked as I did that,
Speaker 4: so I'm
Speaker 2: Gonna go b