WEBVTT - Tomorrow doesn’t exist 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.840 Upstart of emergency as are called. 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.840 I just found out my grandma died five minutes before this. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.760 Why do you have to start it with like sad ship. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.440 You said you were gonna leave that outside of this. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:35.440 I just I'm so scared of dying. I'm so scared 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.440 of dying, and I feel so bad for my mom. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:42.560 So okay, you know what you should do? Tell someone 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.640 who fucking cares. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:59.000 Oh, I'm so fucking tired of you bringing up like. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:01:01.880 I never seen something shattered to somebody that's just exploded. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:07.800 It was crazy. I want to watch that clip back immediately, 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.720 just but holy Also, it. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:14.959 Looks like you have bloody dan druff now really yeah, 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.960 it's literally like pure sugar. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.960 Okay, cool, So that is gonna take eighteen years to clean. 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.400 I literally have to like shower again. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.039 But yeah, I'm just tired of. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.200 You bringing that sad ship to the podcast, Like this 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.360 is supposed to be an enlightening, fun experience and you're. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.480 Just always sad. But that is actually so sad. It's 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.800 really my condolences to you and your family. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.440 I love you Mamma, and I love you Mom. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.880 I love you Pam. Sorry for it. Literally in the 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.360 first three seconds making that's not true. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.840 No, Like before we were like planning that bit out 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:55.040 and I was like, maybe we don't say that, and 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.320 then I was just completely disregarded that and said it. Anyways. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.080 Yeah, I didn't know if I was supposed to fall 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:01.760 through with the bit, but you know, someone like me 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:03.560 is like, I get the sign to go, and I go. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.000 You do the bet? You can you take any chance 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.520 to get to inflict violence upon me? 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.880 Yeah, if I can hit you, I'm gonna take that chance. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:16.679 We're also before we get into this episode, for real, 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.400 for real, if you were in the greater Los Angeles 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.720 area or you for some reason would like to drive 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.760 out to this event we're throwing. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:26.640 Yeah, a big party, big party. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:32.680 We're doing a interactive photo op slash exhibit with Heaven 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:36.200 for the podcast. This is something we've been playing for 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:37.240 a while. It was supposed to be on the two 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.200 year anniversary, but someone. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:43.679 Like me, I had to I got pushed. But we're 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:44.480 really excited. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.160 We're gonna have like original r like pieces we've made 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.880 for the podcast, which is funny because it's a podcast 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.120 where we talk about shit, poop, and farts. So the 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.160 fact that we have like actual art aligned with it 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:56.960 is like jarring. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.160 Yeah, the podcast set is gonna be there. You can 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.600 come and sit in my nasty, stinky, fucking gross chair. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.800 Come sit in these chairs. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:09.239 Yeah. It's just gonna be like a little Vibe, little 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.080 emergency or come museum. 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.720 And something super fun and exciting is going to be 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.040 there that we haven't even seen yet, and I am 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.040 so nervous to see. 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:19.880 It, and I'm so excited because it's gonna be awesome. 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.280 But it's gonna be fun. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.560 Two things, two things that we haven't seen yet that 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:24.480 we're excited about. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.840 Oh yeah, yeah, I think I know. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:28.560 What you're talking about. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:32.320 Yeah, so yeah, just stop by if you would like. 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.520 It is on the eleventh and twelfth, and then also 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.880 the weekend of the eighteenth and nineteenth, So if year round, 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:39.840 it's from one. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:43.640 To five, I think, yeah, one to five Friday or 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.480 Saturday and Sunday, and then. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:46.840 The following Saturday and Sunday. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.920 Yeah, one to five the following Saturday and Sunday. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.120 So yeah, nervous to see something we've been planning for 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.160 so long be in person, and my brain can't grasp it. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.040 But that's okay because I already spent countless hours at 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.240 my desk, literally tweaking. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:05.760 I'm literally so please show out, show up and show out, 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:13.960 but behavior self. Oh they are shooting, Yeah, but literally 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.799 behave yourselves, but have fun. Bring a friend, it'll be cute. 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:20.680 Okay, that's the end of this. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:25.440 Up by should we talk about the fact did you 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:26.760 read my text yesterday? 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:27.400 Which one? 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.240 Oh wait, I'll just like pull them up because I 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:31.279 was dying. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.160 So like everybody's going on tour, Like I feel like 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.320 every time we do an episode we talk about concerts 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.720 and stuff. Tonight we're actually gonna go see Fay Webster 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:39.800 and I'm sitting here for the second time. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.240 I literally forgot about that for the eighth time. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.440 Yeah, that's why we had to do the truck pickup. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.160 So yeah, we're moving all the stuff for the pop up. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:49.320 We're just like really hands on with our stuff. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.720 No, it's it's actually like a real problem, Like we 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:56.279 cannot relinquish any bit of control over anything we do, 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.359 and so like we just drive ourselves insane. Like for 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.560 like the last last week, like we've been just kind 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.480 of like bickering with each other and it's because we're 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:08.279 just so fucking stressed out. But guys, it's gonna be 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:08.960 a blast. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:10.520 It's gonna be awesome. I know. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.680 Anytime we do give up control, then I immediately go 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:13.920 back on it and I'm like, why did I give 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.200 you control? I don't know why I did that, And 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:16.760 then I fuck it all up and like have to 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.560 redo it in like three days. But there's something so 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.320 exciting about that because I feel like my hands are 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.960 useful once again other than sexually. 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:26.520 Oh my god, Okay, we know that, but so we 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.080 know everyone's going back on tour. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.760 But I sent you this because have you seen the 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:35.159 videos of Uzzi on tour, Like like yes, like the 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:40.760 huge like building they made, like this is actually fucking insane, Like. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:44.080 Yeah, like this is this also costs so much? 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:48.440 But did you listen to my audio message? We are 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:53.160 living in such a crazy era of stage design, like 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.560 if you are a true or tease like bitch that. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:06:09.080 Did that more like devil Land, devil Land, cry baby anyways. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.200 But no, I feel the same way about fucking like 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.960 Travis Scott, Like I don't like his music that much, 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.800 but like I can respect like the craftsmanship and like 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.560 how much time and effort he puts into like the 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:25.160 creative of everything and like his stage design is quite 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.719 literally the craziest stages I have ever seen in my. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.320 It's like Tyler's Like Tyler had the whole front facing 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:33.320 of a house. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:37.039 Like yeah, damn also got money like that, Like yeah, 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:37.560 like that has. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.560 To cost so much, but it is so insane And 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.440 I was literally freaking out last night. I was like, 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.679 oh my god, we are literally like we were watching 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.800 art like music is art, and I was just. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.920 Like going in and yes, said, I was like, oh 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.520 my god, music. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.200 And then I continue to overstimulate myself and go down 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:55.600 a hole on Etsy and listen to Cocktau Twins on 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:56.159 my phone. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.920 While it's not Etsy so much recently too, Etsy is. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:03.360 The vibe as to the place, like everybody's like eBay 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:07.000 de pop whatever, whatever, but Etsy is where it's. Etsy 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:08.960 is where you find all the good shit because it's 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.640 just little ladies in the middle of nowhere. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.280 Yeah, like knitting just cool. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.400 They're committed, They're committed to their prats. 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:18.280 Yeah. But I saw something like Taylor Swift had like 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.920 I think like one hundred and fifty like roadies that 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.520 could be like a gross exaggeration, but she had like 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.000 one hundred and fifty people working on the tour that 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:30.640 would just go to every show like security, like all 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:34.920 like stage designs set up, like all of that shit. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.760 And I think she gave them all like a fifty 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.280 thousand dollars bonus at the end of the tour. Yeahn 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.600 And I was like, well, I mean the tour generated 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:45.120 like basically a billion dollars, Like it's it's crazy, like 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.960 each show she probably covered, like the stage design and 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.680 paying people's salary and merch sales alone, like it's it's absurd, 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.440 like she's probably doing a million in merchant Nite like. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.160 She is, like not a real war Son. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.200 But didn't you see I have a flashing lines and. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.680 At least I had the decent season run and high. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:06.880 That's one of the newer songs, but I haven't listened 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.800 to that one now that we don't talk eats though, 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.080 but sped up it has to be the sped up version. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:19.200 Okay, well, guys, I've seigned. I've literally seen it. Stop 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:22.200 sending it to me. Actually, you know, I love when 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.120 you send me things like send me more things like 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.000 I literally love it so much. But yes, the rumors 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:31.680 are true. I am signing up for Neuralink. I'm gonna 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.360 be the first person to get a neuralink installed into 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.120 my fucking brain. They're gonna take out a piece of 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:36.680 my skull. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:37.480 Why would you do that? 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.760 Because you'll see what will you gain? You'll owe everything. 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:45.240 There's literally everything to gain, nothing to lose, everything to gain. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.400 That's I guess, like the bonus of the eyes. Like 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.120 can you scroll TikTok in your brain? 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.280 Yeah, you can probably close your eyes and TikTok will 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:52.640 be just like behind your eyes. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.240 Oh my god, that's a nightmare because you already have 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.240 a problem with like not looking away from your phone. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:58.080 Imagine closing your eyes and your phone is there. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.920 It's it's gonna be it's gonna be a problem once 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:04.680 I'm like fully augmented cyborg. But I don't think I 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.840 told this story. But when like a month or two ago, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:14.640 like they posted that they were like looking for like 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:20.480 trial people to like get it installed because like it 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:24.360 like helps like with certain illnesses and stuff. And I 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.600 signed up, and I fully lied. I said I was 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:30.800 like a blind person with like like you know they 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:31.480 would have to do. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.680 Is literally google your name and see you sitting on 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:34.440 that damn chair. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.800 Yeah, I said that my legs didn't work and that 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:40.120 I was blind, because I really just want to like me, 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.800 I'd like pull up in a wheelchair and like with 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:46.120 like blind goggles on and like just lie up until 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:47.720 I get on the O R table and get that 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:48.440 shit installed. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.480 I think they would probably tell. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.880 They'd definitely be able to tell that you can not 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.320 only walk, but you can see. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:56.880 Also, why do they want? 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:57.880 Is it bad? 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:58.400 Is it bad? 0:09:58.520 --> 0:09:58.679 Oh? 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:08.839 My god? Oh they're crazy. They're humongous. Dude, that is 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:13.200 so cool. That's literally so cool. Sorry, we just got 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.240 an update on some of the things going there for 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.560 the pop up and they're. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.480 Like, Okay, this is this woman's actual fucking house. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.160 Like she's literally like where did they find this person? 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:27.120 She's literally goden I this skeleton feet on my girl? 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:30.720 Ew, I don't like her. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:34.319 Puss her uh stinky gash. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.200 That is so fucking awesome. That is crazy. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:38.480 Yours looks insane. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.199 I love that little bellyde gevo. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:40.920 That's awesome. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:42.839 How are they going to finish that in like three 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:43.600 I guess three. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.960 Days is whatever. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.000 But when you get the neur oralink, I'm probably gonna 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:51.760 never talk to you again because I'm gonna to feel 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:53.760 like you're like recording me and like listening to me 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:54.319 and watching me. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.719 I was gonna say, there's like I'm going to become omnipresident, omnipotent, 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.280 Like I'm literally going to be like this cybernetic being 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.000 that like you can't avoid, Like I'm going to become God, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:07.439 and like I'll be able to talk to you. No, no, no, 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.480 I'll be able to talk to you in your brain, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.400 like I'll be able to send like radio frequency. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:15.440 Like I'm genuinely asking this, what does the neuralink do 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.400 other than they can track your brain activity I. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:23.960 Think right now, like they can like heal certain ailments 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.920 and like like if you have like Parkinson's, they can 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.559 like send electrical pulses through it. It's very rude in 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.360 entry right now, but like what they're hoping for is. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.000 Like depression and liked and stuff. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:36.960 That's literally like the whole thing is like they could 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:42.200 literally cure like brain born illnesses. Like it's it's really 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:46.360 really actually like good like for the future. As much 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:52.160 as I don't like Must, like literally literally, but as 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.679 much as I don't like Elon must at all, not anymore. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:59.800 At least it's a cool thing, like it could be 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.679 a very cool thing. But then they're gonna start showing 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.880 you like tesla ads in your brain. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.800 Like when you're asleep, while you're sleeping. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:10.920 Yeah, but something is happening, Like something. 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:14.120 Is seriously happening outside because there's like banging sounds and 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:15.800 a helicopter flying overhead. 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.960 So somebody in the next doorhouse is probably being rated. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:23.080 I feel like there's probably just MS thirteen gang members 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:28.040 running around like and they're trying to capture them. Right 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.800 MS thirteen runs our neighborhood. I'm really scared. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.559 Actually, you need to shut the fuck up. 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.880 They're gonna get me. You're gonna get me. Okay, I 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.880 do have something I want to talk about. Okay, so 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:44.080 we all know, like I'm a slime connoisseur, like og slime, 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:50.040 parakeet slime, like the goats, like momo slimes, like just 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.760 to name a few. I love slime. Why haven't any 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.400 of those people made fuckable slime yet? 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.440 I when you said that, I like thought that because 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:02.200 there is something so like I hate that. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:02.719 Everything is. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.160 Wait, there's something you're cucci when it has bacterial vaginosis. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.400 As far my discharge right now on my period, I'm 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.520 low key giving fuckable slim. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:14.760 I'm serving fuckable slim right now. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:15.000 Girl. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.160 That's not a period that you're literally missing. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.840 I'm actively miscarriaging a child right now. But we don't 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:21.679 need to talk about that. 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.280 She left blood all over the toilet seat. Guys. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:28.040 Actually, it's it's that runny that's like, that's my concern. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.160 It's like I'm just dripping like a fountain, but I'm 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.640 the fountain of youth right now. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.199 Like, give me some of that to take a shot 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.720 of the stem cells. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.920 They're like dead. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.160 I think if you consumed period blood you would actually 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.400 get extremely sick. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.319 It's all right in front of you. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.560 Well, I was gonna say, but there is something so 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.400 sexual about the slime thing like to me, like, which 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.440 I know someone's gonna be like, bruh, it's literally slid, 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.000 but no, like there is something so visceral about it, 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.240 like I want to like I want. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.040 To fuck it, like I'm not even gonna lie. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:05.400 Like me and you were sitting in by watching it 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.080 together and I was like, this is literally we might 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.559 as well be watching porn because we both watching We're 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:14.560 like like we like we literally we start making like 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.840 borderline moan sounds watching somebody who scoop. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.520 Slant the wet wet slime dash. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.120 It gets me, like the one that looks like water. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:27.680 I need that, make me say make me hot. Maybe 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:27.880 it was bad man. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.960 Uh if your man knows that song, oh, he's over. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:37.080 He's watching the TikTok. He's watching all the tiktoks of people. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:38.560 We need to see you do that. 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:40.720 I don't even know what the dance is. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.520 It's like you go to the side and then you 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:44.760 like bounce your ass and then you go to sign and. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.160 Let's try it. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:52.200 It's like, h it's like, make me say boom boom, 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.320 make me hot, boom boom. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:58.600 Okay, okay, okay. Why do you have to do your hands. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.920 It's like it's like a psychological thing. I've realized. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:02.960 I feel like you're lifting it. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.240 Yeah I know. Yeah, like you see the movement if 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.000 you see my hands making the movement. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.200 Yeah, it's like an illusion. It's an allusion to the audience. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:11.320 Yeah, it is. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.880 One of my only notes. Is something that I don't 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.240 think has aged well. But it's just it's okay. You 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.320 first with a girl so hard on the plane. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:21.120 It was magical. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.480 I like, I feel like women we all have this 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:27.600 experience and. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:35.360 Periods and makeup and tampons and boobs and playing with 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:38.560 each other's bubes, but like. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:41.280 Every woman has this experience where you were like, over, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.240 you're just naturally overtly polite of like, no, it's okay, 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:46.320 Like the amount of time someone does something to me 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.040 in public that's not okay. And I'm like, oh, no, 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.480 you're so fine, it's okay because that's just what I 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:57.040 am like designed to do. But me and this girl indoctrinated, yeah, yeah, yeah, true, true. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.560 But we were like both got to the bathroom at 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.360 the same time. We were like sitting next to each other, 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:06.120 but we went on each il like like we just 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.040 ended up at the same bathroom at the same time. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.080 And I was like going in and I was like, oh, 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:10.880 it's okay. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.560 You first, like you first, and she was like, no, 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:13.040 you first. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.200 I was like, no, it's okay, you first, And I 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.280 am not kidding. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.960 We did it for so long that I was just 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.040 like okay, and. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.200 I went in and I literally got on the bathroom 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.960 and laughed out loud so hard. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.320 Because I was like, what was the point of that? 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.040 Why? 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:27.680 How much should have just been like, bitch, you. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.600 Fucking go shut up like girlhood. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.120 But yeah, we just uh no, it's okay. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:33.960 You first so hard that I went in the bathroom 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.880 and I squirted like it was so like it was 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:38.160 almost horny of an experience. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.160 Actually, I didn't know where that story was going, but 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.840 I'm glad I started listening. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:44.640 But that was the immediate joke I thought of. I'm like, damn, like, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.200 why were we flirting? 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:48.960 Like, but we literally just stood it all way. 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:53.200 When you thinks every pretty girl she speaks to they're flirting. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:54.960 Yeah, because you are. Why are you talking to me? 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:56.800 Like literally, why are you talking to me unless you're 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:58.600 flirting with me? Like you have no business talking to 0:16:58.680 --> 0:16:58.920 me for. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:04.800 This long every pretty girl. Yeah, I'll never forget when 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:09.760 we first met here. Yeah, Evatt Target, she was, oh 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.080 my god, and you literally talked about this woman for 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:16.200 like I'm not kidding three years, Like she just ran casually. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.080 She was one of the most gorgeous women I've ever 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:18.840 seen in my life. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:20.639 Like I remember the dress she was wearing. She was 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:21.840 wearing a yellow dress. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.000 It was like kind of like tight at the top 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.800 and like flowy, but not overly flowy, like it was 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.040 way too nice to be wearing to target like it 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.639 wasn't casual enough. But she was gorgeous and she was 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:34.440 really tall, and she was literally gorgeous. But she was 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.840 so gorgeous and she had the softest voice. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:38.640 What color was the dress. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:40.639 Yellow? 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.760 What color were the shoes? I didn't I don't have. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:46.520 Oh my god. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.400 Oh if I got sent back to two hundred AD, 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:52.320 people would be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:57.800 oh no no, Like people have this conversation where they're like, oh, 0:17:57.800 --> 0:18:00.480 if I got sent back two thousand years is like 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.159 I would run shit, like I'd invent a cell phone, 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:07.520 Like I'd run shit, Like no, no, no, if you 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:09.960 got sent back, If I got sent back to two 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.920 hundred a D, they would burn me at the stake 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:15.520 without me fail. They would see the clothes on my 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:18.639 body and burn me. Or they'd hear the way i'd speak. 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:23.760 One not be able to understand me. Two hear the 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:28.520 dialect the straight. 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:32.080 Do you think they'd be able to recognize any tinge 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:33.320 of like gay boys. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.119 Yeah, I swear to god, it transcends. 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.000 There's definitely cavemen who are like. 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:44.000 It's like, yeah, it's primal, Like it's like, you know, 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.239 like the uncanny valley that like we all have just 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.320 in our brain, like it's whatever that is to humans. 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.920 That's like what like Gadar is, Like it's like the deep, deep, 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:56.320 deep deep inside of us, like we know, we know. 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:59.639 Like there were definitely cave men who were like cavemen 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:04.640 and women who were serving gay and like nobody really 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:06.159 understood what that meant yet, but they were. 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.480