WEBVTT - Mom-versations on Ice: Episode 97 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:06.440 There was a problem where taking money. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.879 All right, here we go. We are doing a virtual 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.040 two Cool Mom Stevie buckle up goes. Here we go. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.600 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for another episode of Two 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.319 Cool Moms. I am your host, Joe Gatto, along with 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:25.239 Via Zoom, my friend, Oh, Steve. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.880 Burn, Steve Burn, that's you, yes, st that's me. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.600 Yeah, thank you so much for joining my own name. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.040 Yeah, everybody, I love that. I appreciate you guys. Stevie. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.840 I appreciate you taking some time to make this happen. 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:35.680 I know we couldn't get together in the same room. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.199 We don't like to do this because we hate the 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:38.159 distance between us. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:42.040 That's right, yearning for each other. But I am in 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.440 Pittsburgh right now at the Mario Lemu Fantasy Camp and 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.720 it's a wonderful The Mario Lemu Foundation, obviously they raise 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:52.760 money for cancer. They do these things called Austin's Playroom, 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:57.240 which are you know, rooms for children that are dealing 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.680 with cancer. So they I think they have seven or 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:03.080 eight different locations. A lot of them are primarily in Pittsburgh. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.240 But it was a lot of a lot of money 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.160 funded towards cancer research. Et cetera, et cetera. So there 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.440 they have a fantasy camp where normal guys it's like 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.120 pros versus Joe's no more guys like me get to 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.760 come and you get to skate with famous alumni Hall 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:21.720 of famers, and it's it's one of the greatest, coolest 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.200 experiences I've ever had in my life. And the very 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.360 first one I did, Mario Lemieu was still skating and 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.600 I got to skate a shift with Lemieux, and I 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:31.920 skated a shift against Lemieux, and I came back and 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.680 I said, this is the greatest day of my life. 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.880 And like me, better than our wedding. I'm like, and 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:39.600 I looked at it and the I go, yeah, absolutely 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:40.440 better than our wedding. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.000 The only thing that con made our wedding better was 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.440 if Mario Lemieux walked you down the island. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:49.200 That's right, if she walked me down to Mary Mario. Yeah. 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.760 And I mean the guy is just hockey royalty. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:56.960 And I mean I even know him, which means he's 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:01.560 somebody I know. Most people well, no, yes, Lemieux, most 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:05.000 people do not know is French French Canadian? 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.200 Yes, So there you go. Does that look'd bit for 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.079 you for all our French listeners. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:10.920 Grazi. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.120 Uh so, I wanted to say, so do you on 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.720 the when you're on the ice and you're skating. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.919 After you get off the ice, how long do you hurt? 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:20.760 Like? 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:21.560 How sorry? 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.560 Are you okay? So we're so we're we get to 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.720 play in the arena, which you've played the PPG arena. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.440 Well, let's be clear, I've I've played as a comedy 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:32.640 show on the stage there. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.720 I haven't say hockey. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:36.480 You were That's right, You're not a New York Island 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.480 or a ranger or saber New York State. But but 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.040 the whole thing takes place in there. So we skate 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:46.680 where the penguins play, and they have this Casamigo's lounge 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:52.400 and that's where we eat our meals. So so we 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.000 we've been ah skating, We're gonna go eat lunch. And 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.360 I pull up to the bar and they have all 0:02:56.400 --> 0:03:00.760 these mango smoothies, like fresh whipped, nice smoothie. And I 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.320 go to put my foot on the little step up 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.240 that's maybe four inches up at the bar and as 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.200 I put my foot, I'm. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.280 On ah and two of the camera has heard me 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.239 like burn, are you okay? I'm like, they look like, dude, 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.040 it's like three inches, Like, what are you complaining about. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.560 But it's just a fun experience and it's the closest 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.760 like I'll ever feel to like being a professional athlete. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:27.639 They have equipment managers, you're decked out in jerseys, you're 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.000 playing the game like your face is up on the board. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.040 They do the things where you're like, go like this 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.880 the camera, so you film all this stuff and you 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.960 literally feel like a pro athlete, and your whole day 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:43.080 is regimented around playing practicing games. And every team has 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.280 two pros with them. So we have Max Talbot and 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.320 Tyler Kennedy, former Penguins, and our team is coached by 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:53.000 Kevin Stevens, a Hall of Famer, and Pierre LaRouche who 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.640 is a former New York Ranger legend and he played 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.200 for the Penns four while too. But it's just amazing 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.400 and the camaraderie get from hanging out with all these 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.520 so fun, you know, grown men from all over in 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.240 Canada and stuff. It's it's it's cool. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.400 I had I had a similar experience. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.200 When you're talking about the face being like on the 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.680 jumbo tron in front of the huge arena. I took 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:15.040 my kids bowling yesterday and then the bowling alley had 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:16.920 a new feature. He could take a picture and it 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.520 would like animate you on a thing when it was 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:18.960 your turn. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.840 Oh that's awesome. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.440 So I had me of my kids faces up on 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.680 the bowler rama. 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.520 There you go. I'm just curious, what did you bowl? 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:28.760 I got to the elbow was in a rough shape 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:30.599 last night. I only hit like one forty. That was 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.280 rough last night. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:32.040 That's a bad day for you. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:32.920 It's a bad day. Yeah. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:34.680 Yeah, but we we had fun. The kids were The 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.320 kids were great. My daughter got very frustrated and my 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.280 son was using the ramp and he was doing like 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.839 the one two three every time. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:43.320 I was just. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.440 Roll it down. Yeah. We didn't do the bumpers, but 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.039 we did the ramp. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.680 But it was it was fun the fifteen seconds to 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.840 see like you're just waiting for it to like slow. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.960 At the last minute, it seems like there's an earthquake 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:55.839 and it just a whole blake shifts and it just 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.760 goes right to the gutta like it's dead on then 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.960 boom right to the gut of the port. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:03.760 The most it's the most gratifying strike because it'll topple 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.600 one by one and then it's just the one swirling like. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.440 There's no speed. There's no speed to the ball. You 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.280 might as well like roll a tennis ball at it. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.320 But yeah, we had fun. So how long it's a fire? 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:15.440 How many days is this thing? 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.839 Five days? So today is like the playoff round and 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.080 then tomorrow's the championship round. We're going to see how 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.359 we do. We're two and oh so far. We have 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.599 a ringer on our team, this guy Yuri, who is 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.479 just like skating through everybody. But then you have guys 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:34.800 like Pierre Turjehon, who's you know again, another like legend 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.560 in the game, and former Buffalo Saber And I mean, 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.240 the guy's got to be in his late fifties and 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:44.000 he's just serpentining through everybody and they still have these skills. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.480 Bernie Nichols is on our team. Former La King legend, 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.200 another Hall of Famer, and he's on our team. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:59.359 Cousin to Frankie Quarters. Yeah, we don't know that he 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.960 was a he was on the Blackhawks. I believe. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:04.560 I'm glad you knew the Blackhawks. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.720 Yeah, yeah, that was my team in a NHL when 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.679 I used to play on PlayStation. That's the only reason. 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.760 I dude, I gotta tell you so one story. Okay, 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:14.680 So we all go out to lunch or dinner last night. Again, 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.600 everything is first class, right, they do a fancy steakhouse. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.920 Mike Young, another great comedian out of the Comedy Store, 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:22.960 is with me. So Mike and I sit in a 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:27.000 booth and there's this great guy named Uh. It's like 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:30.680 Andrew Ko. He's the only other Asian here. And so 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.960 he go, no, we're not on the same team, but 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.760 I was like another Asian and then Uh. And then 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.080 he and his mom sat down with us. So he 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.200 brought his mom to camp, and she h, I got 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.320 to learn the story he came over from. They came 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.880 over from Shanghai and he was like nine, and they 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:53.919 moved to Saskatchewan, I think, and they they turned on 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.840 the TV. They had no idea what hockey was coming 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.640 from Shanghai, and she said, who do you like. He said, 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.040 I'll take the white team. She's I'll take the green team. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.040 And that's how they got into hockey. So they would 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.800 just look and watch it. And then years later his 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.080 favorite player was marl Lemeux. He ends up playing at 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.920 the camp and playing with Lemieux. Anyways, we're sitting at 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.000 the table. There's a guy doing magic and then he 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.200 he's like and it was great, and he's like, you know, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.800 I do some mentalist stuff too, and Mike Young's like, oh, 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.120 can you do one? And the guy goes, what would 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.920 you say if I had a credit card with your 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.280 name on it? And Mike's like, oh my god, that'd 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:29.800 be amazing, and so he goes, what's your name? He 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:32.240 goes Mike Young. He goes, Mike Young, I'm going to 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.000 give you a credit card with your name on it. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.080 So he gives the credit card to Mike Young. It 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:41.720 says your name. Okay, Mike doesn't have his readers, so 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.000 he's gone, how the fuck did you do that? How 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.120 did you Mike? Mike, it says your name. He's like, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.520 I know, it says your name. He goes, so if 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.040 it says Steve Byrne, Like, how would you do that? 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:51.800 How would I go? 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.320 It says your name? He goes, I know, it says mine. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.320 It was like literally, who's on first, right? 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:57.840 Yeah? 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.520 And he didn't admit he couldn't read it, and he's like, 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.320 so if it was like her name I'm like, Mike, 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:07.240 it literally says your name. He goes, I know Steve, 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.480 and so I like. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.320 I go it says, why oh you are name? 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.160 He goes, oh shit. And so I'm sitting there and 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:21.520 it's me Keith Coo, missus ko and I go, I go, like, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.760 you're sitting with three ations like this. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.600 This white boy so stupid, he's dumb. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:27.280 He had dumb white boy. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:30.120 So missus coop. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:33.080 After that, we're going to the ring today and I go, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.480 missus Coo, how are you? I go look on, but 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.240 she goes, oh, stupid white boy. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:43.000 Amazing. Oh have a T shirt that says your name 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:47.040 on it. I should change his jersey to it. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.880 I couldn't believe he wouldn't get over it. It was unbelievable. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.440 That's so funny. Did he uh? 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.600 Did you you play? You played hockey growing up? When 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.120 was the first time you started playing, like on a 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:57.520 team though? 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.760 I was six years old, well five years old. I 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.160 my father played. So we'd go to the rank and 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.800 he just hold his jersey and he'd pull me around. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:08.000 And then six I started. That was my first season. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.440 And seven was the first time I felt like, oh, 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.360 I can skate now, and I think I got the 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.960 hang of this, and I played all through high school. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.480 I played on two different teams travel high school. And 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.280 I was fortunate enough to grow up during Lemieux's peak era, 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:25.080 so ninety one ninety two, I was a junior and senior, 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.240 and they won the Cup back to back in those years, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:28.880 and it was so great to be in the city 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.560 and again just to just know that, like he knows 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.960 who I am, and you do this contract signing and 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.760 you know, you sit down with him at the table 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.000 and you sign a contract with each other and you 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.760 talk for a second. It was like it's still surreal. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:42.800 It's still surreal, Like. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.800 Well, that's why you do that big charity event. We 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.360 do that every year, right, you do the You Foundation, 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:47.719 You do that. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:48.560 You're doing again this year. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.880 Yeah, we're doing it this year. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:53.560 Friday, July eighteenth, Mark you count his friend. Save the dates, 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.680 Save the dates, Save the date. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, July eighteenth. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.720 We're doing the Comedy Jam. As you know, it's a 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.320 to a comedy show where comedians come out. We do 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.520 ten minutes of material and we sing any song we 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.120 want with the live band. It becomes a comedy concert 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.000 and this year, it's you. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.160 You have a few friends coming. You is joining Murray, 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.360 is joining Frankie Kees, who's one of my favorites, Lace 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.840 Larabee and josh Adam Meyers in the comedy jam band. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.160 So it's gonna be. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:21.520 To be a killer line. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:23.439 It's always so much fun. I'm really excited. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.080 So yeah, and I've been asked about it quite a 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:27.600 bit since i've been here. People like you. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.160 Well, they're looking for they're looking for the scot all 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:30.520 these people you raise a lot of money for that. 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:31.240 That's right, that's right. 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.360 Yeah, the golden Goose to. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:42.000 Make sure nobody checks him too hard. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.240 Look, well, you got a good haircut. I got a 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.360 good little haircut. You gotniced up for the little muse. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:49.760 Just in case you know. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:53.240 I hit a point Joe where I cannot I've always 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.400 been able to lose weight. So two weeks before this, 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:57.959 I know I can put on my so on a suit, 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.120 I'll jump my rope and then and I'll eat right, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.079 and I'll trim it down. This is the first time 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.960 in my life I eat right. I put on the 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:10.200 saw suit. I'm hydrating, and I just hit a wall. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.200 For some reason, I cannot get below one ninety. It's 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.640 never happened in my life. Really, it's the first. Yeah, 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.720 I've always I wanted to come in at like one eighty, 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.600 and for some reason I just couldn't. I couldn't drop 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:21.880 the way. I don't know what it was. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.080 That's what happens when you turn fifty five. All this giving, 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.720 when you in your early sixties, all these things shut 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:29.120 down on. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.800 Wow, we went up, we went up. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.360 Okay of kidding. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.720 So you hit the five zero and you can't drop 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.720 under the one. Azh tough you're at okay, yeah, that's 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:44.360 my goal weight. We're on different pages there. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.000 Okay, Yeah, yeah, I'm not happy. 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.240 I'm ten right now. I went away. I'm ten. I 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.880 got that always makes me look more trim. I got 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.160 a nice You look fantastic. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.760 You think it fantastic. The last few years though you lost, 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.120 you lost quite a few LB's. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.240 Yeah I did drop some lbs. Maybe, Uh, I don't know. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.800 I I think the tanner I get, the fatter I 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.199 can be, though, So I've been really hitting the doughnuts. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.560 Pretty odd now. It's like when you wear up black, 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.480 everybody's like, oh, you look so good. Yeah. I turned 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.480 down No, I put on an Excel black T shirt 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:10.920 and that's that's my diet. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.559 We were just hanging out with fat people. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:13.679 Right, that's what I do. I mean, I was the 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.319 fact that everybody hung out with. We used to have 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:16.000 this thing, me and the. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.800 Boys, we had this joke of who's number who was 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.040 number two, who was the second fastest, It didn't matter 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.840 who first battest, and it was the number two spot 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.640 would always fluctuate between. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.800 Us for a while. Sal held number one for the longest. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.200 Sal was the raining champion and me and Q would 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:29.440 be fighting with another of the two spots. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:30.720 So like when we were on the road. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.280 I'd be like, hey, you want to ant Like I 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.560 would feed him to fatten them. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.240 Up or whatever. It'd be really funny. The number one 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.400 has always been skinny, right, he was always a skinny kid. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.439 Yeah, always skinny. But then he got like jet. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.200 No, he got well, he got chat a little bit, 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.400 he got he chubbed up a little when he got 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.800 when he got hitched, he got a little bit of 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.480 a round face, he got a little bit, a little 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.720 chunk of dunk. And then because he was like you 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.600 could always drop weight. And then he started working at 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.280 it and working out with him and his wife and 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:56.080 they put the the gym in the house to really 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.400 hit it home and he has to work at it now. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.320 It's always weird though, when you're like, I mean Murray 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:05.320 and I love him, great guy, but he's like a seven, right, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.480 He's like a seven. So even if you work out 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.720 and you're shredded, like if you're Chris Ham's Worth and 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.560 you're like a nine and then you get jacked, you're 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.079 like a ten, right, But if you're seven and you 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.120 get like Murray got in great. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:24.720 Shape, yeah, he's still a seven, you know what I mean. Like, 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.480 it's just so some people, you know, the Jack I 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:28.000 wouldn't know. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:29.760 I was always I always had this joke that I 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.280 was gonna do and I never got to do it 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:32.840 because I didn't have the discipline. But I was like 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.559 in the off season, in between seasons, I was gonna 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:36.640 get in the. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:40.839 Off season, like, dude, you're not mahomes Well, we. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.200 Filmed that way. I used to film like nine months 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.160 out of the year. I had no life. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.920 I was consumed by this thing, right ten months out 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:49.280 of the year. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:50.880 So I was like, oh, you know what I'm gonna get. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.840 I'm gonna get Jack I'm gonna get abs and everything. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.360 And I even talked to the production about it. I 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.760 was like, listen, there's between seasons six and seven. I 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.480 was like, listen, I'm gonna get jacked and I back 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.319 and I'm like, take for the funny, they're gonna take 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.080 my shirt off of the first challenge. Like I'm gonna 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.040 try not to see them in the off season or 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:08.559 as you would say, the downtime, try to avoid. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:09.160 Them as best I could. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.880 And I was like, three days in, I was like, 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:13.560 it's not. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.400 Worth a joke. Yeah, donuts, It's like forget it. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.400 Well you could you could? You know, don't you think 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:20.800 you could? 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:22.920 Well, I'm doing this thing now. Then I'm trying to 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:24.880 get a little bit more trim. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.440 I started picking up some of these vitamins and things 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.880 like I've never done, like, uh, these probiotic y kind 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.320 of things for gut health because I think I think 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:34.800 that's part of my issue is at all my fats 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.040 and my belly, and I'm trying to see what I 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:37.680 could do there. So I've been doing some of that 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.320 stuff and I have to say I feel better. I 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.240 don't necessarily look any better yet, but I'm starting to 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:42.120 feel better, and I think that. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.760 We talk about out well, I mean, you see me 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:46.920 in the square. We're on zoom right now, buddy, anybody 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:47.520 looks good. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.440 You don't have any glasses on, and I'm two by 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:55.160 four in your window, right, anybody could crush this look. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.240 But yeah, no, I don't look bad. I just you know, 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.320 I feel like I'm starting to feel better. When I 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.720 feel better, I feel like my body loses. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.160 The weight a little morning, right right, Yeah, yeah, well 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.560 I I got the chubby cheeks. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.760 Well it's okay, you got you know, you're but you're 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:12.960 out there, You're you're hoofing it on the isis. 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.920 They say, I'm hoofing. I'm playing two games a day. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.160 I'm sweating my I bought a I bought a travel scale. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:21.920 Really so I bring this travel scale, but he put. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.680 A luggage one by accident, so you just hang. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:28.040 Yourself out to give myself a wedgie, I'm like, can 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.040 you send a made up I'm stuck. Yeah no, I 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.640 I finally bought a travel scale. It was it fits 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.200 in your travel you know, your your carry on, and uh, 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:40.000 it's pretty accurate. It's pretty darn good, and it's not 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.960 giving me the results. I want. So I'm a little 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:43.680 angrily broken. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.440 But it's broken. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.880 Yeah, now I know it's broken. Yeah, it has to 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.840 be right. I'm gonna chuck it off this floor. But uh, 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:49.760 but should we get into this? 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.040 Let's get into it, but something to have. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:57.600 Some questions here. This is coming from Debbie. Okay, Debbie says, 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.840 I'm fifty six, my significant other is seventy. We've been 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.720 together for fourteen years. We're not married by choice. I 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.120 don't know what to call him. Boyfriends sounds strange at 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:12.400 our age? Am I overthinking? What should I call my person? Thanks? 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:12.800 Moms? 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.600 Okay, boyfriend does that strage? But the way that you 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.640 read that question is even more strange. Because you said 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:21.080 we're not married by choice. It sounded like she. 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.000 Was forced into a marriage to me. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.640 When you said that they're not married by her choosing, 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.360 she means right, they decided they don't want to get married. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.280 I thought you meant that she had to marry him 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:35.400 by like gunpoint. 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:34.280 Like wife. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.880 Yeah, so what do you mean? 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:37.000 So? 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.400 Yeah, you see boyfriend a seventy year old boyfriend. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.920 Yeah, we've been she's fifty six, so he's fourteen years 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:46.240 older than it, and we've been together for fourteen years 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.800 and are not married by choice. 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:49.160 Yep, yep. 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:50.920 So they just wanted to be So that's that was 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.920 my mom. So my mom would just date. She always 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:55.280 said I had my husband, I had my family. I 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:56.920