WEBVTT - Humanity Has Gone Too Far

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>To Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say to a new episode.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wasn't gonna let you. I was not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>let you say welcome back to you.

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<v Speaker 1>You weren't gonna let me say what I want to say.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because as a man, that's my place on this

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<v Speaker 2>earth is to not let women speak.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, usually I would argue with you, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can appreciate the fact that, like five seconds in,

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<v Speaker 1>you were just like speaking your truth and you're letting

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<v Speaker 1>it be known what you believe in, and like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually think, I know as a woman, as a woman,

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<v Speaker 2>that's your place.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't think yeah, and as and as a woman, I

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<v Speaker 1>just believe that men should speak over me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just I don't believe in you know what, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Done, You're done talking. Cool, Okay, well let's let's jump

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<v Speaker 2>right into this episode. My first topic of discussion that

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bring up is we need to bring

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<v Speaker 2>back manly men.

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<v Speaker 3>So I thought you were gonna say what you walked

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<v Speaker 3>into my room and said yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck oh, I literally forgot about that. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>not chew gum into the mic.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've done that before. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>do it. It's like sweet because it's like, oh my

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<v Speaker 1>little mouth at work.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel that fell into the dust pile. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>literally just dust gum.

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<v Speaker 3>Now no, it's like right here, it's between natfl Now

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<v Speaker 3>it's sorry. We're playing with Drew's chewed up gum right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything is possible on this podcast. Anything is really possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I like, okay, So the one I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna come I was about to say I'm gonna come

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<v Speaker 4>to set with a web. I wanted never to come

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<v Speaker 4>to set with a bomb, but one time somebody was like,

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<v Speaker 4>not them calling their kitchen a set.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a set. We had to move for our

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<v Speaker 3>dining room table.

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<v Speaker 2>Set it up every day.

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<v Speaker 1>We have sacrificed having a cute corner of the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>for this. Like we very well could like make this

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<v Speaker 1>like a pleasing thing to look at.

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<v Speaker 3>But like, if I'm being honest, like I think we're

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<v Speaker 3>giving y'all what you deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>The one is to upgrade the visuals. Is that something

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like? But or is this feeling?

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<v Speaker 1>If we upgraded, people would be like I missed.

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<v Speaker 2>The old set. Yeah, me too, I missed the old set.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I actually do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what did I walk into your room and say?

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<v Speaker 1>This fucking idiot came into my room, Like I'm working

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<v Speaker 1>hard at fuck cleaning my closet, like taking on a

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<v Speaker 1>task I've been thinking about forever. I'm fine, only home,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like, okay, it's time to like settle back

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<v Speaker 1>in and J're just comes into my room and interrupts

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<v Speaker 1>me mid thought. First of all, I was in my

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<v Speaker 1>closet putting things away and he just peeks his head around,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, why do you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes, oh, to make sure you weren't naked.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like if I was naked.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like being weird and secretive about it

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason, like I didn't want you to catch

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<v Speaker 2>me peeking, but like I should have just announced my presence,

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<v Speaker 2>but I like peeked over the door and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>And You're like, oh, I just want to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Naked, And it didn't cross my mind it as weird

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<v Speaker 2>until this very like I had not given it a

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<v Speaker 2>second thought.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was like I think I finally like

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<v Speaker 1>I I know what I'm going to talk about on

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<v Speaker 1>the next episode. And like I need to just like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to dispel like everything, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? And then he just says

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to talk about Kanye West and like set

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<v Speaker 1>everything straight publicly. And that's where I stopped him because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, whatever the fuck you're gonna say, at

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<v Speaker 1>least say it on camera so I can roll my

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<v Speaker 1>eyes at you.

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<v Speaker 2>It will it will change the way you think about

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<v Speaker 2>everything forever, Like it might change the trajectory of the world. Though,

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<v Speaker 2>like what I'm about to.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, is this the big thing? Or no, this isn't

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<v Speaker 3>even the big thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this isn't even the big thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is just.

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<v Speaker 2>The big thing coming. Is the next performer at the

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<v Speaker 2>super Bowl is gonna die? That's the big thing coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm predicting it now. That's what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're like one of those tweet accounts that just

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<v Speaker 1>says any single possibility on planet Earth so that someone

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<v Speaker 1>can clip it at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an AI generated bot and it's just constantly spewing

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<v Speaker 2>big things that are bound to happen eventually. Yes, no

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<v Speaker 2>one through a time traveler. Yes, but yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 2>we've already talked about it though as a thing. It

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<v Speaker 2>is like we got into a conversation about it naturally yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, I I think Kanye West is

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<v Speaker 2>a marketing genius, and every single time he's about to

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<v Speaker 2>drop an album, he gets into the biggest controversy of

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<v Speaker 2>his life. And it's been the last three, maybe even

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<v Speaker 2>four album cycles where he goes The last three were

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<v Speaker 2>on Twitter where he goes on those like Twitter rampages

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody's like he needs to be on medicine, like medicai.

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<v Speaker 2>Kanye like, come on, like, get back on your medicine.

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<v Speaker 3>Like he likes to stir the pot.

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<v Speaker 2>He likes to stir the pot right when he's about

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<v Speaker 2>to drop an album, and I fall forward every time,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I like catch myself and I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, like he's just because then I saw he's

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<v Speaker 2>like to two twenty two, twenty two Donda two is

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<v Speaker 2>coming out like a fucking course, He's getting in all

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<v Speaker 2>this drama right now because he has an album to promote.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time stuff like this like happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like to know and take pride in the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I don't like this is publicly like talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it like we're feeding into it. But like I

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<v Speaker 1>had a take that I said to a friend and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, you gotta post that, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like no, because I cannot be another screenshotting, like a

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<v Speaker 1>screenshot that's getting like capsized and fucking like thrown around

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<v Speaker 1>on ig source.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, there's a nap that I keep catching.

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<v Speaker 2>And I like those damn dishes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't okay, okay, Oh, sue.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, damn oh take me to core.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sue me, sue me, lock me up.

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<v Speaker 5>I threw away our sponge. Fun fact, our sponge was

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<v Speaker 5>fucking disgusting, Like our sponge probably had black mold in it,

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<v Speaker 5>and we've been washing this for like four months.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally, I think the lack of black mold in

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<v Speaker 2>the air is making me anxious because every like something

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<v Speaker 2>something switched recently in the past weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>So at first, at first you didn't like the black

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<v Speaker 1>mold because you thought it was making you anxious.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's coming down. I think it was like

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<v Speaker 2>turning my brain off to like and now.

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<v Speaker 3>You think you need black mold to like reignite.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like the spores back into my lungs because I

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<v Speaker 2>need to be dumbed down. I need to like be

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<v Speaker 2>back present, living present, not thinking into the future. I

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<v Speaker 2>need that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking to Kai about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally also I didn't even finish the anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>threw away our dish soap sponge whatever the fuck, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I'm just gonna buy a new one.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm one of those people who I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna get this thing, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to get it, and like weeks go by and

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't happen. So now four days have passed where

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<v Speaker 1>I just keep piling up dishes because I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a sponge to wash.

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<v Speaker 3>The shit with.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've been reusing my coffee cup and like it

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<v Speaker 1>has weird grooves that hurt. But when I put my

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<v Speaker 1>hand in it and like wash around with my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>it literally is like jabbing against the walls of the

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<v Speaker 1>cup and it hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>I've used this mason jar for two weeks now without

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<v Speaker 2>washing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You also told me that you've been using a reusable

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<v Speaker 1>face mask for like months, and that is fucking discussed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my COVID mask. I don't give a shit, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>take them fucking muzzle off. Get the muzzle off of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll obey, but I'm not gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you did point this out that the new Batman

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<v Speaker 1>like ads are literally anti mask.

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<v Speaker 2>It says unmasked at the top corner of every Batman

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<v Speaker 2>and that movie's dropping on my birthday? Are they saying

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<v Speaker 2>on my birthday? They're gonna lift the mask?

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<v Speaker 1>On your birthday, we will unveil the mask, like we

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<v Speaker 1>will take it off, like I will. I will unveil

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<v Speaker 1>myself of the mask.

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<v Speaker 2>What guys, we're kidding, We're kidding, We're kidding. YouTube.

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube, Yeah, I know, YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>We're joking. This is a fucking joke. We got a

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<v Speaker 2>video taken down and they've reinstated it like a month later,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just up and they were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sorry we did our robots did make a mistake. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well you you are actively fucking with my money, actively

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<v Speaker 2>fucking with my bread. What were we saying right before

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<v Speaker 2>this guy Kanye West drama? You said something about me.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like, oh, I was talking to guy about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh, I was talking to Kay about how

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<v Speaker 1>I have a monkey brain.

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<v Speaker 3>And that just showed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't believe in thinking I just like med.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not like it's no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I can just forget things immediately and move

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<v Speaker 1>on and like live life and like in the moment

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<v Speaker 1>and in the moment, I can enjoy life because it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like off. It's like, oh, you have a task

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<v Speaker 1>to do. No you don't keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's my vibe too. Sorry, I'm looking out our

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<v Speaker 2>window and thinking about everything. But this moment, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually crazy. It's crazy how quickly my brain can

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<v Speaker 2>just like shut off whatever I'm fucking doing. And oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what is it? Uh? Think overthink?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I do that too, but like, am I

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<v Speaker 1>the only one who like I lay in my bed

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<v Speaker 1>at night to go to sleep in my brain is

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<v Speaker 1>just like swamped with things and I just like stay

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<v Speaker 1>up all night and I feel like that one picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Bars, I'm sitting up at four am.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like on the edge of his bed, just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking, Okay, I do have this idea. And I know

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna say, like, shut the fuck up, it's stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's it's a genuine idea. Don't slow blink at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I just okay. So at night, like right, like I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's gonna sound stra I just feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I can't speak my mind because I've been shut down

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<v Speaker 2>so much. So at night we should let me. I

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<v Speaker 2>wrote it down because I was like, Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 2>actually kind of a good idea, so let me just

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<v Speaker 2>read it verbatim. Okay, okay, we should do this thing

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<v Speaker 2>at night. I don't have a name for it yet,

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<v Speaker 2>where we close our eyes and our mind and body

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<v Speaker 2>shuts off and shuts down for like eight hours and

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<v Speaker 2>we like read juvenate and our brain our can even

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<v Speaker 2>fill with spinal luid and wash out all the junk

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<v Speaker 2>from there.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna like, you're actually gonna break me cry. You

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<v Speaker 3>are the worst prison.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why sleep?

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<v Speaker 3>It's called fucking sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so annoying because for a split fucking second, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, I feel bad? I feel

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<v Speaker 1>so mean that Drew feels like you can't just like

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<v Speaker 1>say certain and you always do this. You're like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking evil man.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just an actor. An actor. I can turn

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<v Speaker 2>it on anytime I want, and that's all I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I act.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should get a lobotomy. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what that is? Yes, you should try one. I bet

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<v Speaker 3>there's a doctor out there that if you post it

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<v Speaker 3>on ig they'll do it for.

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<v Speaker 2>Free, literally free services if you tweet it out.

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<v Speaker 3>If you before you get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate that you got me with that and

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<v Speaker 1>like it fucking destroyed.

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<v Speaker 2>My my train of thought, my.

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<v Speaker 3>Train of thought.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do want to bring up something that I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about because I know a lot of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we dabble in playing passion, lightning storms and hurricane videos.

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<v Speaker 2>Like every all the bad stuff that we probably shouldn't consume,

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<v Speaker 2>we do. We consume it because we're only human.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody ever done that?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you hearing this fucking remix on? Because I'm human?

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<v Speaker 2>Up? Wait, that's night.

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<v Speaker 1>We should wait, we should start a best of all words.

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<v Speaker 2>Alcabella remixes, just like we're sorry, what's the d lean?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know? I've been thinking about this a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it? Why are people not tired of hearing

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<v Speaker 2>paper planes by am I in the club? Granted that

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<v Speaker 2>is a fantastic fucking song, but literally, anytime I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>a club environment, that fucking song plays and everybody loses their.

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<v Speaker 1>Goddamn you know what it is is because at this

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<v Speaker 1>point it's not in rotation, like it's not in like

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<v Speaker 1>the average person's playlist rotation, so it always feels off guard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like it always is like oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, like I can't I can't believe this is

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<v Speaker 1>playing right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw someone's story and it was playing in

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<v Speaker 2>their story and I was like, come on, do you

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<v Speaker 2>need help?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't because that'll tickle and then you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I make them bleed.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh but yeah, I was watching some of the stories

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<v Speaker 6>and it was at like a club and paper Planes

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<v Speaker 6>played and I was like, I don't think there's been

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<v Speaker 6>like a single moment in my life where I've gone

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<v Speaker 6>out and haven't heard that song again.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic song. Am I A Is probably top ten musician

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<v Speaker 2>of our generation period, like easily like revolutionized everything. See

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<v Speaker 2>I could talk about it for hours, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Say you're just like kind of girl you like like

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<v Speaker 1>this that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm different, but yeah, it just freaks me out.

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<v Speaker 2>It freaked me out because then I was like, there's

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<v Speaker 2>so many songs that are played over like the the

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<v Speaker 2>song that you were like, what's the song that white

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<v Speaker 2>people like? And Kay was like mister Brightside, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>That song did Wait can you sing that?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>That's how does this?

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<v Speaker 2>Mister blue Sky Scott, No, I'm thinking of orchestra?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what is How does that sound? Mister bright said, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and just fine. Got I gotta gig twisted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was thinking of the mister mister b Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I gotta get twisted, and I'm losing my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's also another song that, like David Dobrik uses

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in his videos, and that is like another

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<v Speaker 1>song where I'm like, I associate this with like a

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<v Speaker 1>room full of white people who like cannot believe this

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<v Speaker 1>ship is playing, but I cannot fucking think of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably anything Elba.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not Dancing Queen. It's not Dancing Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Neil Diamond.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that is it? That is it? What's the way?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the lyrics of that song?

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<v Speaker 1>Neil?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's Neil?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, dude, when not?

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<v Speaker 1>When that comes on in a club in l like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I need to put a GoPro on my head,

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<v Speaker 1>go into a club orchestrate for that to play, and

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<v Speaker 1>then go back to Miami and play that in a

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<v Speaker 1>club in Miami and just watch the difference of like

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<v Speaker 1>people being like why is this ship playing right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Like why is this.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun fact about Neil Diamond? Is my My mama was

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<v Speaker 2>obsessed with Neil Diamond. Is obsessed with Neil Diamond, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think if she could have been a Neil Diamond groupie.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I don't know enough about her. She might have

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<v Speaker 2>been a Neil Diamond groupy. And I'm not just saying that,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna get fact checked by my mother and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll report back to y'all next week. But she is

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<v Speaker 2>obsessed with Neil Diamond. And that's that. She had a

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<v Speaker 2>cat named Neil Diamond. And I think it just recently died,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe maybe it's still alive and it's on its deathbed.

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<v Speaker 2>But my grandma, also my grand my granddad and grandma

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<v Speaker 2>like they took care of like the neighborhood raccoons, and

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<v Speaker 2>they like would just put out piles and piles of

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<v Speaker 2>cat food in their backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is exactly what Peepon and mem would be doing.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, my granddad and mamma, Mamma and granddad, my.

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<v Speaker 3>Mamma takes care of raccoons.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she does, and I think she let them in

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 3>That's honestly beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>She let them in her house recently. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>have a I have a bunch of photos with like

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<v Speaker 2>raccoons as a baby, like just like feeding them out

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<v Speaker 2>of my hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have actually, not a bunch, probably like three.

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<v Speaker 1>Or There is like an insane difference between La and

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<v Speaker 1>Miami that I always think about every time I go

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<v Speaker 1>back to Miami is like I feel like you notice it.

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of stray cats in Miami is like insane

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<v Speaker 1>versus like La. I just feel like I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>them as much. Maybe because they get fucking tore up

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<v Speaker 1>by coyotes. But no, but even in like Koreatown and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like, there aren't coyotes like in that area, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't see cats like that.

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<v Speaker 3>We need more stray cats, Like am I the only

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<v Speaker 3>one who feels like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>But to go back to what I was literally trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say, like probably five topics ago is something I've

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<v Speaker 1>been thinking about, is I genuinely believe humans were not

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<v Speaker 1>meant to get this far like like some something went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we are just so bad at reading signs of

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<v Speaker 1>evolution and when to stop. Like there's just so much

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<v Speaker 1>danger in front of us, like even on like a

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<v Speaker 1>like normal everybody like like sense, but just as a whole,

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<v Speaker 1>we are so bad at it because I like kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of told you we've gone too far. We've actually absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>I agree as humans we've gone too far.

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<v Speaker 1>We've gone too far, and there's like almost like too

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<v Speaker 1>much to partake in, Like there's like too many things

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>To be doing at once.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I the reason I brought up the cruise ship

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<v Speaker 1>and or the plane crashes and stuff is because I

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<v Speaker 1>randomly got recommended a real time sinking video of the Titanic,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, you know I had to click that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was in my recommended too, but I opted.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I had to waste three hours of my

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<v Speaker 1>night watching that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You watched all three hours of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was skimming through it because like there were moments

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<v Speaker 1>because it was like in real time, like saying what

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<v Speaker 1>was happening, so like probably in the moments of just

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<v Speaker 1>like pure hysterian panic, like there was no reporting happening

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<v Speaker 1>on the ship because everybody was like freaking out. That

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<v Speaker 1>movie was one of the first movies that made me

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<v Speaker 1>horny as fuck, Like, yeah, that movie was the first

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<v Speaker 1>movie that made me have to pee my little pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, damn, I am about to piss

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<v Speaker 1>all over this sofa right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but.

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<v Speaker 1>No way that like the why no, why were they

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<v Speaker 1>moaning in the car?

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<v Speaker 3>We're on the boat. Why are you moaning in the car?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What isn't there a car on the ship that they boned?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And as a kid, I was like, I need that.

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<v Speaker 4>I need I see Leonardo.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, but what the fuck was I saying other

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<v Speaker 3>than being horny? Oh? But yeah, I like whatever. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Elevent where like thousands of people died.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not the not the f the horny, not the

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<v Speaker 1>horny movie.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was watching that and like whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I finished it, Like I was about to fall asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I should put my phone down

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<v Speaker 1>and go to sleep, resting on like watching this like

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<v Speaker 1>terrific accident.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm gonna keep ingesting.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, I said, well, celebrate this celebration, this beautiful party,

0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:39.040
<v Speaker 7>this sacrifice, this ig post worthy party.

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<v Speaker 2>But how long ago is that? It was probably it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally in eighteen forty two or some shit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably in I think it was like nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>twelvey or some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's find out, like, are people still alive? There's no way, right, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I looked it up because I was like, I

0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:01.040
<v Speaker 1>need to hear one of these bitches talk now. And

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<v Speaker 1>it literally happened in like butt fuck forever ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, there's no way anybody's lift the Titanic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it only happened in nineteen ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what the So the movie was a documentary the movie?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the movie was just happening in real time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, like it was just like a couple of friends

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<v Speaker 1>got together and went on a cruise and wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>like film each other and make a blog.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy who does thinks that the movie Titanic is just

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<v Speaker 2>the vlog of Titanic. Wait, so you're telling me that

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<v Speaker 2>didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it did, all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, all of it happened, but they didn't know they

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna get out on videos.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's why it's three hours long, because it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>how could.

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<v Speaker 2>You cut it? Was? It was the new the newest

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<v Speaker 2>Jackass movie. They sunk today, are gonna crash this fucking

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<v Speaker 2>cruise ship into an iceberg?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I happened in nineteen twelve. But yeah, so I

0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 3>was watching that and then like I was watching all.

0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 1>These videos about like cruise ships and like things that

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<v Speaker 1>go wrong, and like blah blah blah blah, Like as

0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:04.000
<v Speaker 1>time has gone on, there's so many precautions that it's

0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:07.320
<v Speaker 1>like rare. Obviously, it's like with flight, it's like more

0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:09.399
<v Speaker 1>as time goes on, it's more and more rare for

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<v Speaker 1>it to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I was.

0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, humans are so funny for choosing this,

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<v Speaker 1>like as like a thing that you spend a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money to partake in. Because the way of evolution

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<v Speaker 1>of travel, Like I don't know, if I have this

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<v Speaker 1>out of order, I might be wrong in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>like my thought of this evolution. But like, okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>we started like whatever, when humans were starting out, they

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<v Speaker 1>were like fuck walking as hard as fuck running is

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<v Speaker 1>like not viable. Okay, cool, we can get on these

0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.440
<v Speaker 1>horses and we can like travel.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have stopped there. We should have never gone the horse.

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<v Speaker 3>We should have sat our ass down, boned and died.

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<v Speaker 2>I get the connection like horse girls have to horses

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<v Speaker 2>because like after riding a couple of horses in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>like they're they're alive in there, like they're really and like.

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<v Speaker 3>Also there, they're alive in there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're also like ushered in just humanity. They like helped

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 2>us and like we grew together, like we're just like

0:23:05.040 --> 0:23:07.320
<v Speaker 2>a little duo horses and humans.

0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Well now they're so fucking irrelevant to our life.

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 2>It's actually, yeah, it's really sad.

0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:13.600
<v Speaker 1>The only connection I had to horses is at the

0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:15.560
<v Speaker 1>park I went to. There was like a horse like

0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:18.080
<v Speaker 1>riding thing as a kid, and every time we had

0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:20.240
<v Speaker 1>to walk by, I'm like, oh my god, it's gonna

0:23:20.240 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 1>smell like shit. And that's my only connection to memory

0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:26.400
<v Speaker 1>to horses. And then I rode a horse in Hunduras.

0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I would like to do something like that again, like

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>go to like Costa.

0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Rica or something and like go to Missouri.

0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:32.000
<v Speaker 3>And actually I do.

0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:34.159
<v Speaker 1>I am going to Missouri this summer, like without it

0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:37.480
<v Speaker 1>out anyways. Anyways, anyways, so yeah, that's but that's for

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:40.879
<v Speaker 1>our world tour when we go to Missouri. So like

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:44.240
<v Speaker 1>evolution whatever, we have horses and we're like Okay, this

0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:47.439
<v Speaker 1>like isn't viable if we want to cross water, like

0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:50.119
<v Speaker 1>horses can't fucking swim like that, Like we need to

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:50.719
<v Speaker 1>figure something out.

0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:52.280
<v Speaker 3>And they're like okay, yeah, boats.

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:56.160
<v Speaker 1>But then obviously there was like plagues and like insane

0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:59.680
<v Speaker 1>like mass deaths and fucking like the Pirates and like.

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Eh, vitamin ced deficiency. Yeah.

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Literally, it was just like insane and humans were like, Okay, fuck,

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.320
<v Speaker 1>we have to figure out another way to cross this

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.640
<v Speaker 1>like big thing of water because so many people die

0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:13.639
<v Speaker 1>on this travel. So then we had planes and then

0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:15.840
<v Speaker 1>we had cars and like whatever, that's not the right order.

0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:19.639
<v Speaker 2>But I just thought about, like how recently the world

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.479
<v Speaker 2>is like hyper connected, like we can just go across

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:24.920
<v Speaker 2>the world and that's like a new thing.

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.359
<v Speaker 1>No, you can get on your iPhone and plan a

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:30.080
<v Speaker 1>whole like trip to the other side of the world right.

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Now, and that's like new, Like yeah, whoa.

0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:35.120
<v Speaker 3>When we were younger, you even had to go into

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 3>travel agency.

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Like what is how old is like commercial travel?

0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say probably since nineteen twelve, since the Titanic.

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, But basically what I'm saying is like the

0:24:49.800 --> 0:24:54.040
<v Speaker 1>fact that we evolutionized past having to be on boats.

0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Everyone made the decision that like, okay, boats traveling that

0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:00.639
<v Speaker 1>far is not good, Like, we don't like that. But

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>one of those motherfuckers was like, okay, wait, but if

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 1>we put a bar, a pool, a strip club slide

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 1>on this damn boat, I won't pay thousands of dollars.

0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 3>To get on it.

0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:16.959
<v Speaker 1>If you would have been a slip and slide and

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 1>some tequila on that boat, I'm getting hot.

0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:19.639
<v Speaker 2>Have you been on a cruise?

0:25:19.720 --> 0:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>No, the cruises scare me. Also, I don't come from

0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:24.600
<v Speaker 1>a cruise money.

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:28.760
<v Speaker 2>It is kind of awesome. Cruises are kind of awesome.

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Have you been on one?

0:25:29.760 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 3>I remember that.

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:31.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:32.959
<v Speaker 1>I only knew one kid growing up who had been

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:34.800
<v Speaker 1>on a cruise, and she was like the girl my

0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>whole life. I doubt there was that big of a

0:25:37.320 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 1>financial difference between us growing up, but because she had

0:25:40.000 --> 0:25:42.360
<v Speaker 1>done things like get on a cruise and her godmom

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>drove a Toyota Camry from twenty eleven in twenty thirteen,

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I want to be you so fucking

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, she's living up.

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I went on a cruise, a Disney cruise to

0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Disney Island and.

0:25:56.280 --> 0:25:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Then what the fuck is Disney Island?

0:25:58.280 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 2>There's I don't think it's Disney Island.

0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Soon there's gonna be Amazon Island. There's literally a Page island.

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Listen to this. Okay, I'm airing my own shit out

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:11.439
<v Speaker 2>right now, but let me let me get the number

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 2>real quick. Speaking of Jeff Bezos, let's move on to

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Elon Musk.

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that Jeff Bezos was actually Latin His

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:21.359
<v Speaker 1>last name besos.

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it means kiss, Jeff kiss Jeff kisses. Actually really cute.

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Fifteen of the twenty three monkeys that Elon Musk put

0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 2>the neural link in died. They're dead. How I feel? Yeah?

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:48.520
<v Speaker 2>That devastated me. Honestly, I was like, damn, so now

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:50.440
<v Speaker 2>you're not getting the neural. You know, I'm gonna get

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:53.120
<v Speaker 2>it when it drops, but it's not as near as

0:26:53.160 --> 0:26:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was going to be. Can we talk

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 2>about how Elon Musk like literally kind of actually sucks,

0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Like he hasn't done really anything.

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.880
<v Speaker 3>Is the ultimate scammer, Like he literally he liked he.

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Got done is pollute the fucking He.

0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Got like a few like things done, And people were

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:09.639
<v Speaker 1>just like, this man is going to change.

0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 2>They were like Tony Stark. This, y'all's iron man.

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen and I've literally never seen Elon Musk

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 1>being held captive and make a new heart.

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Though I can tee, I can recognize the Elon Musk hate,

0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 2>and I do hate the man, but I still want

0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:29.880
<v Speaker 2>that goddamn near link.

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:32.199
<v Speaker 1>Really recognize is real and that's how you are with

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk.

0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah real, I'm real and I recognize it when I

0:27:36.119 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 2>see it. Put that got Elon Musk. Please put the

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:41.960
<v Speaker 2>neural link in my brain. I am literally putting myself

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 2>on a platter like you can kill me. I don't care.

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I won't sue you, my family won't sue you. Please

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 2>put it in me and see what happens. So two things,

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:57.640
<v Speaker 2>m I broke my New Year's resolution.

0:27:58.200 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>What was that.

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:04.680
<v Speaker 2>To vape? And I've quit? Have you seen me with

0:28:04.720 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 2>a vape in my hand since Mexico, Mexico? Yes?

0:28:10.520 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I did fucking see you with a vape in your

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 1>hand in Mexico.

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 2>No sense Mexico. Okay.

0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:16.840
<v Speaker 3>Also, I'm gonna air you out.

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I was driving us back from tepeloson where we filmed

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.360
<v Speaker 1>the last episode, and we were driving back and like

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 1>everyone fell asleep except Jester, and like me and Jester

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:28.400
<v Speaker 1>were just like chatting it up, and then I'm like.

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:30.280
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck is that smell?

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Because it started smelling like the most artificial, like lead

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 1>infused scent I've ever smelled in my goddamn life.

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, what the fuck is that scent?

0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 3>What is that smell?

0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And Jester was like, I don't know, And then Jester

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, I think it might be the vape, like

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:46.360
<v Speaker 1>it might be the puff and I was like, no,

0:28:46.480 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>the fuck, it's not. Like I'm like it, like what's happening?

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:51.520
<v Speaker 1>And I'm driving in the pitch dark so I can't

0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 1>look back. And then Drew wakes up like moaning and grown.

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Me, I'm pissed. I'm living, Okay. I fell asleep like

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>this And you describe it for the or non visualists.

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, head between knees, bent down like he's prepping for

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>a plane.

0:29:08.040 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Crash, and I have the puff bar in my hand.

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Which is disgusting, Like why is that comfort?

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:18.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's my little pasty. I gotta fall asleep

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 2>with it. It's like I always have to have it

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 2>on deck, like in the emergency that I need to

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 2>hit it again, So I fell asleep with it in

0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 2>my hands, and I guess like my body heat or

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 2>like there was like maybe like suction somewhere in there,

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 2>because I was like folded over like a fucking lawn

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:37.240
<v Speaker 2>chair that like it was just constantly ripping and leaking

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:40.800
<v Speaker 2>and spraying juice all over my body. And I woke

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>up so fucking angry because I'm not joking. My entire

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 2>body was covered in vape juice, like my hands, my legs,

0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 2>my face even had it on it because I fell

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:51.400
<v Speaker 2>asleep with it.

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 1>So what's like comical about it, like to me was

0:29:55.520 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>we were in the middle of the mountain, so it

0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 1>was there was no shoulder.

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:00.960
<v Speaker 3>To pull over on or like anything.

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>But I just hear Drew being like can we pull over?

0:30:04.040 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, we literally can't.

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm going like seventy miles an hour down a fucking

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:08.720
<v Speaker 1>mountain right now.

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was so awful. And then like me and

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Kai switched seats because I was in the middle seat.

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 2>That's what you'll get for putting me in the middle seat.

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Are you anywhere?

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 2>And he like held the water bottle out of the

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 2>window and I like washed being pop up and it

0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 2>was spraying all over my hands and all over my body,

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 2>and I was not only did it not work, but

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 2>I was soaking wet because all the water sprayed inside

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 2>off of me. I actually wanted to die. I actually

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:41.320
<v Speaker 2>like in that moment, I would have embraced death.

0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>And then also like the nearest gas station was just

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>as far, it was further away from the air.

0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Please can we go to the gas station? Go so

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I can wash my hands?

0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Please? Please?

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Is that why you are done vaping? I'm well sad

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 1>to hear you already gave up on your news Year's resolution.

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I literally think it ruins my life. I

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 2>think when I have the vape, it ruins me. But

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I just need advice. I need something because if I

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>don't have that, then I'm gonna turn. Your advice should be.

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Overly caring of for yourself and like self care.

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're my advice. Come here, You're You're bad. I

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 2>can't get rid of you, can't get rid of you.

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Help help If you ever say something like that, like publicly.

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 3>Talking into it, I can't hear you.

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Are you choot? I have this written down before you go.

0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>This is so fucked up. But while you were talking

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 1>about the vape, I thought about how I used to

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>play Call of Duty World at War two or whatever

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 1>the fuck it is on the Wii because my dad

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>really didn't want us to have it, and my uncle

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>got us a copy for the week because my dad

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 1>thought it was only for Xbox and like ps, whatever

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the fuck. So I had it on wi and one

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>time I was texting my crush and I think I've

0:31:59.920 --> 0:32:02.640
<v Speaker 1>told this story, but I was texting my crush and

0:32:02.640 --> 0:32:06.200
<v Speaker 1>playing Call of Duty and my phone fell between my

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 1>legs and vibrated from attacks.

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 3>And I literally couldn't believe that. And I literally couldn't

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:11.120
<v Speaker 3>believe that.

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 1>But I just thought about that because every time we film,

0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I like put my phone between my legs because I

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:19.479
<v Speaker 1>don't want it on camera, and it vibrated and I

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 1>did squirt a little. I do that sometimes I am

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>sitting in a little puddle right now.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>That's in the car. I sit with it like that.

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:29.800
<v Speaker 2>It feels for a telemarketer to call me, Please call

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:32.719
<v Speaker 2>me and call me twice because I don't answer.

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>They called me twice and then leave a voicemail on

0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>the second one, so that after a minute, when I'm

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>like I'm done.

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 2>It gives me one last, one last little shock.

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh your fucking feet.

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 2>My flippers, let me cantort my body in peace. Yes, no,

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.720
<v Speaker 2>they're my little house shoes. I got little house shoes

0:32:56.800 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 2>because my feet are cold. Because it's a cold sixty

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 2>degree day and I put on my house shoes.

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 1>It does get literally cold in this house.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 3>It's fucked up.

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:09.800
<v Speaker 2>It's I forgot that I'm literally sitting like on a

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 2>pile of liposuction. It's just become everybody's normal, and everybody's

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 2>just accepted it. But like I forget, like I actually

0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>think I've morphed my ass into like this like lumpy

0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>like gross mask.

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Now you haven't morphed your ass, but the heat and

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 1>pressure from your ass and body have fully morphed the

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 1>chair so that there's now like a true concave for

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 1>you to Yet.

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not bad anymore, but I do like think it

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>is kind of fucking with my spine. Like I know

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 2>there's like this thing where if like like men normally

0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 2>typically have their like wallets in their back pockets, so

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 2>when they sit on it, it like has them sitting

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 2>like one ash cheek up, one down, and it fucks

0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 2>with their spine. This has definitely like given me scoliosis,

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 2>like my body has like because like if you look

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>at how I'm sitting right now, like one ash cheek

0:33:59.320 --> 0:34:02.160
<v Speaker 2>is on it, and one it's just like levitating above it.

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 2>It's it's just not.

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 3>I put my wallet in my back pocket.

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 1>But that's because sometimes I like the way like it

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:09.359
<v Speaker 1>makes it look like I have an ass. And then

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:11.360
<v Speaker 1>when I have to take out my wallet, like there's

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:13.839
<v Speaker 1>just like that big open space from the denim being

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>like like stretched out, and it makes me really sad.

0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:19.200
<v Speaker 2>And now I'm just stretched.

0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:21.000
<v Speaker 1>But that's why that's why I got a BBL when

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:22.080
<v Speaker 1>while I was in Mexico.

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh bitch, this is exciting. This is really exciting. I

0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 2>am ten days sober from TikTok. Yeah, ten days. Can

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I get a little celebration.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 1>The funny thing is when I kept talking about not

0:34:42.800 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 1>having to talk, literally, no one batter than I at

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 1>me like I was the weirdo. And now that everyone's

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 1>like following suit and falling behind me, Like I guess

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>it's like it to be the murder of a cause

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like you just have to take.

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 2>That you're the taste maker in the trendsetter. You don't

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.480
<v Speaker 2>get the recognition, but I will. I will. God, how

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:02.880
<v Speaker 2>do you feel. I feel like a fucking dinosaur. I

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 2>don't know anything that's going on anymore. Like I just

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:10.640
<v Speaker 2>found out today that Russia's invading Ukraine or whatever. I

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.399
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking know anymore, which I feel like I would

0:35:13.440 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 2>have found out a long time ago on TikTok.

0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I would have never known that, because my TikTok timeline

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 1>was only pretty girls and then toxic girls talking about

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 1>how toxic they could be in relationships. That's awesome, and

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 1>then people being mean to me on my timeline.

0:35:28.360 --> 0:35:29.879
<v Speaker 2>But I got Do you know why I got rid

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 2>of it?

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 4>Why?

0:35:30.800 --> 0:35:33.160
<v Speaker 2>It's because I saw myself too much on it and

0:35:33.160 --> 0:35:34.279
<v Speaker 2>it was freaking me out.

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>It was making a little ebsistential, and.

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:41.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw people, like for the first time, like discussing

0:35:41.120 --> 0:35:43.759
<v Speaker 2>my life in comments, which like, I don't give a shit,

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:47.160
<v Speaker 2>it's funny to me, but like it was kind of scary.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Waite that one comment thrid you read it was so

0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:51.880
<v Speaker 1>fucking funny, let me find it.

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 2>It's actually basically how it went was someone it was

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:58.680
<v Speaker 2>like me talking about like relationship or something, and someone

0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 2>was like has drew every day? Did anyone? And someone

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:06.080
<v Speaker 2>responded to the comment and was like, uh yeah, he

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 2>like talked about dating someone and then they broke his heart.

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:10.279
<v Speaker 2>So he went on a camping trip and then his

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 2>brother died. The stirring of events is actually the funniest

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:16.399
<v Speaker 2>thing I've ever read in my life.

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, Okay, first of all, you could ended at

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 4>the first scenario, like you could have just said that,

0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 4>but like I.

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Guess they were. They were trying to protect you.

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 1>They were like listen, like, don't talk about relationships.

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>But it did the comments eight. So that's all I

0:36:30.760 --> 0:36:34.120
<v Speaker 2>care about is as long as like I'm being talked

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:40.720
<v Speaker 2>about and the comments are eating, it's all good.

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 3>What I've decided that.

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna jerk you off tonight.

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 2>No you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well I literally I just I already decided it.

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say like, oh can I like, will you

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:58.240
<v Speaker 1>be like free later? I like, it's in my Google calendar,

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.640
<v Speaker 1>like I have to it is in mind. Yeah, I

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:02.440
<v Speaker 1>know that's what I'm saying. And we have a connected

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Google calendar. So anything I put in there, you're doing.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Bro, Like we've made that honestly. Yeah, yeah, I'm honestly done. Yeah, okay, good,

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:10.840
<v Speaker 2>it could be a vibe.

0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:13.719
<v Speaker 1>I was feeling like a deep seer of rejection for

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>a minute, but like it's good to know that.

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 2>He's like, yeah, bye, I'm literally playing with my gum

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>right now, like fucking flat, and I actually have lost.

0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding I this is something I do all

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:27.520
<v Speaker 1>the time, is after I have a piece of gum,

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I put it on like a cup or something that

0:37:29.440 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I have. And people find that disgusting, but it's not

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 1>that discussed.

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>I just tried to do that.

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do it all the time. I put it

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:36.439
<v Speaker 3>on my coffee.

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:40.399
<v Speaker 2>Page from your book. I think I took that page

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:40.959
<v Speaker 2>from your book.

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:42.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't have a book. What the fuck are you

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:43.799
<v Speaker 3>talking about? I literally don't know what.

0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Is the book of your life? Like, what you do?

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:46.839
<v Speaker 3>You have a book of my life?

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:49.359
<v Speaker 2>My god, she's a psychopath.

0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:50.480
<v Speaker 3>What is he talking about?

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Am I like, Oh, I'm the freak you're talking about

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 1>taking picture You're talking about taking pages from my fucking book.

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 2>I wrote what is it? A biopic about your biopic?

0:37:58.760 --> 0:37:59.959
<v Speaker 3>Biopic is a fucking movie.

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 2>I wrote one about you. I wrote it, and I

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>wrote an autobiography about it.

0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I think autobiography is when you write, because so it's

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 1>a biography.

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 3>You don't know shit, Like you're so annoying.

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I can't be myself around you. I'm just saying I

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.560
<v Speaker 2>say one thing. It's got to be a conversation. Cor

0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 2>It's always got to be corrected. My life is always

0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:25.560
<v Speaker 2>has to be corrected. I'm the guy to correct it

0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 2>seems despiraling. For like five minutes, it seems, well, what

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 2>the hell else is there to talk about. I could

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 2>talk about the worst airport experience in my life. Actually,

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 2>we don't have to talk about that. I think I

0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:46.880
<v Speaker 2>was cursed.

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:50.319
<v Speaker 3>You were fucking cursed, Drew.

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:53.080
<v Speaker 2>Literally, I actually think I have a curse. I think

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 2>there is a curse on me. And our friend said

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 2>that I need to there is like this, like who

0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:03.319
<v Speaker 2>said this to you Joyce. Joyce was like, oh, like

0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 2>when I was younger, my I forget if it was

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 2>her grandma or what. But someone was like, oh, we

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 2>need to see if there's like bad juju around you.

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Let's there's like this thing.

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:18.640
<v Speaker 1>You you do the egg thing, and then when you

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 1>crack the egg, you see what happens to the.

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a tea reading tea, but you rub

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.680
<v Speaker 2>an egg all everybody, and I ironically want to do that,

0:39:26.880 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 2>like because I.

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 3>Actually you just go and get like red to filth.

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Because I could do that. I could do that, but

0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:35.759
<v Speaker 2>I could also do the egg thing.

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 3>I think you just.

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:39.439
<v Speaker 1>Want a reason to like rub eggs on yourself, which

0:39:39.480 --> 0:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>sounds like very like balls.

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 2>Over my oh body. No, I actually do think I

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 2>have a curse though, because literally everything that has been

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:52.280
<v Speaker 2>able to go wrong has gone wrong.

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:52.759
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I think you just when you go like a month

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 1>without any inconveniences in life, like you literally beg for chaos.

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I beg for and then I get it and then it.

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:04.839
<v Speaker 1>And also it's it's it's like the most minor chaos ever.

0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>It's it's like things that are like, Okay.

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:11.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I hyper fixate and I spiral on the

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 2>little little thing.

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna spiral my ass onto your wiener.

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I've just been Yeah, I've been cursed and

0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I need it lift.

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I put a hex on.

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck are you serious? Yes, I'm sorry, why

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:33.160
<v Speaker 2>would you do that?

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 3>You pissed me off?

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>What did I do?

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Well, that's a part of the hecks, is

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.200
<v Speaker 1>like if I say it out loud, you'll like ask

0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:41.160
<v Speaker 1>for forgiveness and then the hecks will be lifted.

0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 3>And I don't.

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:45.160
<v Speaker 2>You're just making up rules. I'm not I did. I

0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 2>just did it out of spite. You just were jealous

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.360
<v Speaker 2>of me. Oh yeah, I'm jealous of you all the

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 2>tail that I've been getting you have.

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 3>Been having how the secks.

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Also fun fact, Kai actually isn't here.

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 3>He found that.

0:40:57.000 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>Girl in Mexico and stayed with her. So guy's living

0:40:59.880 --> 0:41:00.799
<v Speaker 1>in Mexico now.

0:41:00.920 --> 0:41:03.240
<v Speaker 2>And we've just been calling our fill in Kai.

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 3>I thought you.

0:41:06.000 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Said we're calling our villain Kai, and I was like, no,

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:10.720
<v Speaker 1>our fill in until we found our new.

0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:11.319
<v Speaker 3>Kai, Dan.

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:12.319
<v Speaker 1>We're calling him Kai.

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, say hi to Dan.

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:18.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's a new guy. It's Dan. It's it's

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 3>a new white dude. It's Dan.

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 1>We also, yeah, we got we got an impersonator.

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 2>So we have two new employees, Dan and Phil. Yes

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 2>that Dan and Phil.

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 3>We flew them up from London. They're here, they're working.

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Come on speak British.

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:52.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Phil, Ryan, how did your face get so?

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I gotta go to the bathroom real quick, Phil take over.

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 3>You're scary funny.

0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:11.759
<v Speaker 4>I feel like a little kid watching their parents like

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 4>be human.

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I miss? What did I miss?

0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.

0:42:17.080 --> 0:42:22.920
<v Speaker 4>It's actually freathing me out, literally scary me.

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 2>You know what, it's so much his employees are scaring. Yeah,

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 2>that sounds like a mass cancelation f profiling British people. Fuck.

0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, we gotta what I was gonna say, But I

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:46.359
<v Speaker 3>don't know why.

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:48.239
<v Speaker 1>That's just me saying, like I feel like a kid

0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 1>watching a parent like be a human for.

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:50.920
<v Speaker 3>The first time.

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Is it's so funny as kids, like parents are not

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be human can do that's like what's like

0:42:56.239 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>trained for, like society, and like as a kid watching

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>your parents do anything, and you're like, oh, you're so

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking stupid, and then when you're coming into adulthood you're like,

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:05.960
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I am so fucking stupid, and like

0:43:06.000 --> 0:43:07.840
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem like it's gonna get any better, like

0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 1>it does.

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 4>Like the protect my protection of intelligence.

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Is like barely moving, Like I'm moving very slowly.

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I did this really nerdy thing the other day, speaking

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 2>of intelligence. Tess no no, no, no, I signed up

0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:26.439
<v Speaker 2>and I am now paying five bucks a month for

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 2>this like online, Like I don't even know how to

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 2>describe it. It's like learning math because I feel like

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know math.

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:38.880
<v Speaker 1>You are so fucking weird with what you choose to

0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 1>spend your money on.

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:42.239
<v Speaker 2>Like, well, no, it's it was a seven day free

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>trial and then I just kept it and I have

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 2>it for a month, but I'm gonna cancel it because

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:46.880
<v Speaker 2>it kind of sucks.

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:49.319
<v Speaker 3>You're going to cancel them, cancel.

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 2>The entire company unless they fucking pay us. On the podcast,

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I swear to God, I'm not mentioning them

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 2>by name actively. I'm not doing that because y'all are

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>not getting Yeah.

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 3>God forbid, it fucks with our other ATTERI.

0:44:01.200 --> 0:44:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Not even that. It's just like no free promo. But God,

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.879
<v Speaker 2>like like anybody here would be like, yeah, I'm gonna

0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 2>go learn math.

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:12.840
<v Speaker 8>God has smile on me, Yes he has.

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.320
<v Speaker 1>That is that has been my vibe lately.

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 2>God, there's another one. It's like today day to day,

0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:27.759
<v Speaker 2>thank you got a very good day. Fuck.

0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I know I know what you're referencing, but all I

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 1>can think about is.

0:44:31.760 --> 0:44:34.919
<v Speaker 2>Have you hope you have a very good day.

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:39.479
<v Speaker 8>The sun is I'm feeling okay, that's not that's nothing

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 8>good day. I that was making me think of the

0:44:45.160 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 8>vine where the guy's like in bed and his head

0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:49.279
<v Speaker 8>is like popped up against a window and he has

0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 8>like a smiling cup behind his head. He's like, every

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:52.760
<v Speaker 8>morning I wake up.

0:44:52.760 --> 0:44:59.759
<v Speaker 2>I reached old cup. He's getting head in bed, he said,

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:01.960
<v Speaker 2>his head in bed.

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Can I see your morning would tomorrow?

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:07.719
<v Speaker 6>Yes?

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and ironically yeah, dud.

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:18.239
<v Speaker 3>One time, I know what you're I know where you're

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 3>a fro.

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:22.800
<v Speaker 2>One time me Oriyan and Indya, like we're all sleeping

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 2>in a bed together. We were just like slumber party

0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 2>and like I we all woke up at like the

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 2>same time randomly, and Oriyan actually traumatized me for life,

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, like, your morning would on my

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 2>thigh this morning. You were excited, and I like, I

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my fucking god, are you serious? Are

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 2>you seriously? I freaked out and was like apologizing and

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I was so scared and she's like, I'm fucking with you,

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:50.160
<v Speaker 2>like that did not happen. And I swear to god,

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 2>it scarred me for life, and I always sleep facing

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 2>the other way if I share a bed with someone now,

0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 2>just just in case. And I don't move when I

0:45:57.600 --> 0:46:01.279
<v Speaker 2>say fall asleep like this, and I don't fucking move.

0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Drew falls asleep like a little mummy.

0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Like actually, oh.

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 4>My god, you want to you wants to go to Egypt,

0:46:08.560 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 4>but we literally can't.

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to Egypt really bad. I've become

0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with the pyramids again and upset. You know, I

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 2>see the.

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.440
<v Speaker 1>National Geographic magazine, but because I didn't have any cash

0:46:20.440 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 1>on me, I couldn't buy it.

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 3>But I was going to buy them.

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. It's a thought that it's.

0:46:25.680 --> 0:46:28.240
<v Speaker 3>My big tits that count.

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes every time, yes, yes, yes, but I've

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:42.560
<v Speaker 2>become obsessed with no, I've been. I'm obsessed with the

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Mayan Pyramids as well, like the I watched the documentary

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 2>last night about it. They were two, there were two cradles,

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:55.600
<v Speaker 2>not just one, but there were millions.

0:46:58.040 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 7>Holy shit.

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:03.759
<v Speaker 2>They've started using lydar scanning to scan the floor so

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:06.440
<v Speaker 2>we can see through the trees, and they've been discovering

0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 2>like so many like unknown like villages and pyramids and

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 2>sacrificial places and holy places for like the Mayan people.

0:47:18.000 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 2>And it's crazy. It's unreal, like this entire I think

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:25.360
<v Speaker 2>the entire rainforest is just covered. So the civilization was

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:28.520
<v Speaker 2>way fucking bigger than we've ever even imagined. We thought

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:30.760
<v Speaker 2>it was like, oh, like one hundred thousand people. It's

0:47:30.800 --> 0:47:36.280
<v Speaker 2>millions and millions of people like rivaling with like the Egypt.

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:39.160
<v Speaker 2>And but Egypt was like a thousand years earlier, I think,

0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:39.640
<v Speaker 2>or something.

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what you're talking about, but like

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>I can respect that someone. It's sweet because I was

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna say someone on Patreon did ask like, oh, what

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:52.000
<v Speaker 1>are your like current like obsessions and what are you into?

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:53.120
<v Speaker 3>You're into that.

0:47:53.680 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm into religious paraphernalia, bongsio searchings, yes, searching for God

0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 1>in my bong water holy.

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Water inside the cross bong.

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm back to taking photos, which is fun. I'm back

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>to like using my point and shoot my medium format.

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:14.279
<v Speaker 1>That's been fun. That's been a it's been a key,

0:48:14.320 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 1>that's been a sligh, it's been a serf. Those are

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:20.960
<v Speaker 1>my obsessions. This is my obsession.

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think if I have I'm obsessed with

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 2>like Egypt.

0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:31.080
<v Speaker 1>And my culture history.

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, history, And then I just.

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 4>Thought, like you saying that this is not funny, but

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 4>like when I said culture, it's like imagine you just

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:44.640
<v Speaker 4>started culturally appropriating like Egyptian and like.

0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:51.799
<v Speaker 2>My like Tricia pays she is honestly, she's pregnant, she's

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 2>having a baby.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:53.040
<v Speaker 3>No she's not.

0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.839
<v Speaker 2>No, she is not a baby.

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:58.879
<v Speaker 1>That's that's sweet though, unless she's struggling with like having

0:48:58.880 --> 0:48:59.280
<v Speaker 1>a baby.

0:48:59.760 --> 0:49:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm it's like, you get your truth, you live

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:06.400
<v Speaker 2>your life, you get we make mistakes and we just

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 2>get to continue to grow. And I love and I

0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:13.799
<v Speaker 2>do actually think she will be able to turn off

0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:16.239
<v Speaker 2>this like facade that she has on the Internet where

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:19.799
<v Speaker 2>it's like like doing every problematic thing possible just to

0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:21.399
<v Speaker 2>get a rights out of people. I think she will

0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 2>be a good mother. Yeah that's my that's my take

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 2>as a man, Thank you.

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:32.000
<v Speaker 1>But I think I think most I again, that's why

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I believe and just like human chick, because I'm like

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:36.839
<v Speaker 1>I feel like at any point, like not anybody can

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:38.560
<v Speaker 1>be a mother because obviously that would be like but

0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:41.080
<v Speaker 1>legitent for me to say, but like genuinely that I

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 1>am kind of like with that idea where I'm like

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like so animalistic to like turn it

0:49:45.800 --> 0:49:47.800
<v Speaker 1>on and off but I also am like very understanding

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:49.920
<v Speaker 1>that that's like not the case. Most times.

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 2>I've had another obsession recently, but I can't remember what

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:53.640
<v Speaker 2>it was.

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 3>It's probably me.

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:57.879
<v Speaker 2>It's not really an obsession when I watch you sleep

0:49:57.920 --> 0:49:59.360
<v Speaker 2>at night, like that's not an object.

0:49:59.360 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I just know that what you're what I know I

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 1>was joking about like me being your obsession.

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I was joking too. I do not climb

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 2>a ladder and look through your windows at night, Like

0:50:11.680 --> 0:50:13.919
<v Speaker 2>I don't prop up a ladder and just like look

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 2>in like that's weird. I would actually never do that.

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.319
<v Speaker 2>So you sound dumb now.

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like it's something you do and you're like

0:50:24.120 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 1>backtracking heavy?

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Were you singing usher By?

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 3>There is my obsession? Concession?

0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 2>There's an he has an obsession song too, I don't

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:35.240
<v Speaker 2>think so, yeah, let's not quote me on that because

0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 2>you have.

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Never known a lyric in your life.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Then at that, Yeah, it is confession.

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 3>No, oh that's not usher Oh wait, confession's part two?

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:50.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that is that is.

0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 2>We have Oh wait, he does have a song obsession.

0:50:54.960 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 2>No he does not. He has confessions. M I'm not kidding.

0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:08.799
<v Speaker 3>Do not play with me like that does YouTube took

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:13.759
<v Speaker 3>down our one video sto Man know it fully.

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Has been a's been. I'm for real, don't play with

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:18.000
<v Speaker 2>me like that. That's us.

0:51:18.840 --> 0:51:21.040
<v Speaker 3>I that is my worst I've said it before.

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:26.239
<v Speaker 1>I could be watching absolutely fucking anything and say that's me. Well,

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:28.080
<v Speaker 1>we were watching the super Bowl and I was like,

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 1>that's me deor Josie and Kai.

0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 2>It was Will I Am and Black Eyed Peas performing

0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:39.399
<v Speaker 2>at the super Bowl. Oh, we've that's something that we've

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:43.040
<v Speaker 2>been doing a lot recently, even previous. You know, what

0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm obsessed with is Michael Jackson lore, Like not Michael

0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Jackson as a person, but like Michael Jackson as an entity,

0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 2>as an entertainer entity, Like how was he able to

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 2>do that? No, actually I was he able to take

0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 2>over the world and do literally everything I'm.

0:52:00.480 --> 0:52:02.280
<v Speaker 3>Obsessed with, like entertainers in general.

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Like it is comical to me the fact that like

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:07.640
<v Speaker 1>again this is just a proof that like evolution has gone,

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:10.600
<v Speaker 1>like we should have stopped when it was obviously we're

0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:14.239
<v Speaker 1>supposed to stop, because why are we like packing stadiums

0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 1>And this is like from the dawn of time, Like

0:52:16.239 --> 0:52:18.560
<v Speaker 1>even in like ancient Greek this was like a thing

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:21.839
<v Speaker 1>like packing stadiums and watching performers. But like the fact

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:25.839
<v Speaker 1>that there's video of like Michael Jackson, like blasting from

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the Corolla Earth and like stomping on stage is then

0:52:28.719 --> 0:52:33.360
<v Speaker 1>like larious soaking in ten minutes of like unadulterated love.

0:52:33.600 --> 0:52:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Like the there was a point where he actually could

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:38.759
<v Speaker 2>have taken over the world. I genuinely think, yeah, he was,

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Like he was a kill for me. Everyone would have

0:52:40.920 --> 0:52:43.640
<v Speaker 2>killed for him. I really do think that. That's what

0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm obsessed with. Is just like his relationship with his fans.

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:51.359
<v Speaker 2>I guess they're like, like just how big he got?

0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Like how like like literally, I don't know.

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Jesus Christ, I don't know he was.

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:00.520
<v Speaker 1>But Drake is bigger than the Beatles, But don't know.

0:53:00.440 --> 0:53:05.240
<v Speaker 2>How I right now, yes, I think so.

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:07.280
<v Speaker 3>Drake is more important than the Beatles.

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 1>And I'll stop there, and I'll stop there, like we

0:53:09.080 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry about it. We literally don't have

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:11.799
<v Speaker 1>to worry about it, Like you're forgive me.

0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:14.879
<v Speaker 2>Out on ironically though, I believe that, yeah, same, I'm.

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Not kidding, Like the Beatles did absolutely nothing for my

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:18.480
<v Speaker 1>sleigh life.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:21.680
<v Speaker 2>But I'll let I'll let they put some water and

0:53:21.760 --> 0:53:24.120
<v Speaker 2>pennies on a drum and hit it, and they like

0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:28.240
<v Speaker 2>they revolutionized music forever the bitch. They were high as balls,

0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:29.760
<v Speaker 2>they were on acid.

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:32.240
<v Speaker 3>What the fun was gonna say?

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I lost it. Okay, you're at an hour?

0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait? What was I dan? You're at an hour?

0:53:44.800 --> 0:53:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:53:45.200 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 1>The Kaim personator is going a little too far. Like there,

0:53:48.040 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 1>he's like pushing boundaries that we.

0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't even do noises, trying to catch it.

0:53:51.600 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to catch you when you fall.

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:55.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't be here for you.

0:53:57.440 --> 0:53:59.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sad.

0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, so whatever, Maybe that's a sign

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:03.240
<v Speaker 3>to shut the fuck up. And the episode is over.

0:54:03.120 --> 0:54:06.680
<v Speaker 1>And we're gonna talk about Bedian now media for my boss,

0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I watched Spencer and that movie is so fucking good.

0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing better than being a woman in despair, shame, anger, erotica,

0:54:17.360 --> 0:54:23.960
<v Speaker 1>serve each your pearls if you just see your heart. God,

0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that was such a fucking good movie. Christin Sewart slays

0:54:26.880 --> 0:54:33.440
<v Speaker 1>the house down boats every day, serving tea, wigwater, cunts giving.

0:54:34.760 --> 0:54:39.920
<v Speaker 1>And then for music for book, I started uh the

0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath because I'm going to hell

0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 1>like we all know that, like I'm going to Hell.

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:46.840
<v Speaker 3>We know, and that's really good.

0:54:48.239 --> 0:54:51.719
<v Speaker 1>And then for music, I'm gonna have to say he

0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Got the Girl by Marine Girls, My Truth, cocktwo Twins,

0:54:56.200 --> 0:55:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Cocktail Twins, Snakeman Freestyle by Baby Father, and I think

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I said I'm Getting Used to You by Selena the

0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 1>last episode. But I'm gonna say Ride the Dragon by

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:09.960
<v Speaker 1>f KA Twigs.

0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 2>You've been listening to a lot of FK Twigs. Well,

0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I've already kind of discussed my media. Like Egypt documentaries

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:24.600
<v Speaker 2>are really cool right now, and not the like aliens

0:55:24.680 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 2>built the pyramids, like no, like like the people, yeah,

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 2>the cool shit about it, like them having batteries and like, yeah,

0:55:35.120 --> 0:55:41.120
<v Speaker 2>them they have batteries. Look it up. It's crazy. I think.

0:55:41.239 --> 0:55:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Another I watched, uh, Eternal Spotlight of the Sun's.

0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's just the longest name in the world and

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:52.040
<v Speaker 1>it's like a tongue twister. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wie.

0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:57.240
<v Speaker 2>I watched that again recently, and that is a great movie. However,

0:55:58.160 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 2>the soundtrack has been in my rotation. I wake up

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:03.360
<v Speaker 2>in the morning and I put the soundtrack on a

0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:07.919
<v Speaker 2>little bit and I cry. It's so evil, Like how

0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:12.319
<v Speaker 2>like I think I think it's evil because I tie

0:56:12.320 --> 0:56:15.839
<v Speaker 2>it to like things happening in the movie. There is

0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:18.759
<v Speaker 2>actually I think there was. There's one thing in that

0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 2>movie that may be the funniest piece of cinema I've

0:56:22.080 --> 0:56:24.400
<v Speaker 2>ever seen in my entire life, and it's when she's

0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:26.759
<v Speaker 2>on her side and he's like having one of those

0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:31.920
<v Speaker 2>like memory a race, spoiler alert memory or eraser moments,

0:56:32.120 --> 0:56:34.480
<v Speaker 2>and she like they're on the floor and she slides

0:56:34.480 --> 0:56:38.319
<v Speaker 2>away on her side, and I burst out laughing in

0:56:38.360 --> 0:56:40.920
<v Speaker 2>the theater, and people, I've ruined that because it's a

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:41.480
<v Speaker 2>very serious.

0:56:41.719 --> 0:56:42.360
<v Speaker 3>I know, I know you're not.

0:56:42.840 --> 0:56:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I've ruined it probably for everybody, and I'm not. I

0:56:46.080 --> 0:56:48.800
<v Speaker 2>laughed like that, and it was nice.

0:56:49.680 --> 0:56:52.040
<v Speaker 1>We have the worst It's a humor ever that like

0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:56.319
<v Speaker 1>actually ruins everybody's life and day because literally, like I know,

0:56:56.520 --> 0:56:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I can picture in my head, I know that scene,

0:56:58.800 --> 0:57:00.000
<v Speaker 1>and I also probably would.

0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it it just caught me off. God, I

0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:05.960
<v Speaker 2>forgot it happened. But that soundtrack is amazing. Listen to

0:57:06.000 --> 0:57:09.399
<v Speaker 2>that soundtrack. And then for what were we gonna say?

0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Though, I was gonna say, that's one of those movies

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:13.440
<v Speaker 1>that I haven't watched in a long time because like

0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:18.280
<v Speaker 1>movies like make Me sob like you've seen it, we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it before, like, and that's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>movies that I like can't rewatch because I remember how

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking heartbreaking and heart wrenching.

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<v Speaker 3>It was to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>But I it's it's always been like in my watchless

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, oh, I need to put on a

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<v Speaker 1>movie right now, where I'm like I need to rewatch this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't do it because I'm usually like in

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<v Speaker 1>a good mood and I'm like, that's gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruin my life.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like I refuse to watch Blue Valentine because I've

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<v Speaker 1>always been told it's just like such a fucking sad

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<v Speaker 1>movie for the sake of like a real sad story,

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<v Speaker 1>and if I watched that, you don't have to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so fucked up right now. I'm literally so fund up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So my music, and then I want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about this next little thing, Real Love Baby by Father

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<v Speaker 2>John Misty. Such a cute song.

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<v Speaker 1>That song loss so much sweetness and like love in

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<v Speaker 1>my brain for like twenty twenty. I have a really

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<v Speaker 1>sweet sorry, no You're good. I have a really sweet Memory.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that might have been the song. I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But me and Orian when like this is like no

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<v Speaker 1>one was there, but when we have this like really

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<v Speaker 1>sweet memory together that like it's one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>memories with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like during like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Summer of twenty twenty, when like chateau was like closed down,

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<v Speaker 1>we got invited to go hang out with literally like

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<v Speaker 1>four other people there and it was just like barren

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<v Speaker 1>and empty, and we were like listening to music and

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<v Speaker 1>like drinking and like talking and like sitting there and

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<v Speaker 1>then that came on and like we's like started dancing

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<v Speaker 1>in the hallways of like the chateau and like holding

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<v Speaker 1>each other's arms and like spinning around and like running

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<v Speaker 1>after each other.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's very that's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wasn't there, so oh because you were you

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<v Speaker 1>were off having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Me my brother being dead is not me having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Well when you yeah, when you phrase it like that,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. The game goes on by DJ screw K, Rhino

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<v Speaker 2>and Ze listening literally and then this song is in

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<v Speaker 2>my new video Lambent Rag by Clark. I love a

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<v Speaker 2>good piano riff. I love it slaves my life, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just love throwing you off for a loop on

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<v Speaker 2>my YouTube channel.

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<v Speaker 1>And nothing feels better than being in complete and utter

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<v Speaker 1>fucking despair.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm sorry, I just what did y'all think of

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<v Speaker 2>my new video? Be honest?

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<v Speaker 1>When this comes out to be out, yeah, all the

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 1>comments are partly like, oh that sucked.

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<v Speaker 3>That sucked, like you should.

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<v Speaker 2>Like should I continue that series?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna If you don't continue, I'm just gonna hide it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna hire Dan to impersonate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's really good at that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan. When you do that, you have to say, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in a earth, Phil is the impersonator, No, Dan

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<v Speaker 1>is sorry, he's fucking have your name. Dan is the impersonator.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil is the one actually filling in and like doing

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<v Speaker 1>the work. Oh no, I I I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's me. It's so cold.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you're you're really good.

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<v Speaker 2>I committed here job. Come on that three hours?

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<v Speaker 3>That three dollars an hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Really don't tell them that. Oh sorry, well it's like

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<v Speaker 2>fifty dollars an hour in British money. Okay, I really

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<v Speaker 2>want to watch this movie called The art of self defense?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeh, should we wait?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a movie we're gonna watch tonight or a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of nights ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Being John Malcholvi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, because that's a movie that I never finished. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we okay, that's the end of the step.

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<v Speaker 3>If you got to that of this episode, you'll you'll

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<v Speaker 3>know if you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Next episode, we could talk about the movie and like

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<v Speaker 1>just watch it so that we can like have an

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<v Speaker 1>open discussion about it and.

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<v Speaker 3>There'd be no spoiler.

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<v Speaker 2>New Little Emergency in or come segment is a watch

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<v Speaker 2>watching movie. Watch a movie with us? All right, well

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<v Speaker 2>not with us, because like you're not here, but like

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<v Speaker 2>you're watching it in your own home, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>come back at the end of the week and we

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<v Speaker 2>just discuss it together.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if we were friends, I want to let you

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<v Speaker 3>over at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's us discussing it. And then y'all are just there.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk to your screen. I know you've just been talking

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<v Speaker 3>your screen. I know y'all start talking.

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