Speaker 1: Welcome back.
Speaker 2: To Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 3: I was going to say to a new episode.
Speaker 2: And I wasn't gonna let you. I was not gonna
Speaker 2: let you say welcome back to you.
Speaker 1: You weren't gonna let me say what I want to say.
Speaker 2: No, because as a man, that's my place on this
Speaker 2: earth is to not let women speak.
Speaker 1: You know, usually I would argue with you, but like,
Speaker 1: I can appreciate the fact that, like five seconds in,
Speaker 1: you were just like speaking your truth and you're letting
Speaker 1: it be known what you believe in, and like I.
Speaker 2: Actually think, I know as a woman, as a woman,
Speaker 2: that's your place.
Speaker 1: Didn't think yeah, and as and as a woman, I
Speaker 1: just believe that men should speak over me.
Speaker 3: And I just I don't believe in you know what, I'm.
Speaker 2: Done, You're done talking. Cool, Okay, well let's let's jump
Speaker 2: right into this episode. My first topic of discussion that
Speaker 2: I wanted to bring up is we need to bring
Speaker 2: back manly men.
Speaker 3: So I thought you were gonna say what you walked
Speaker 3: into my room and said yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck oh, I literally forgot about that. Let me
Speaker 2: not chew gum into the mic.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've done that before. But when I
Speaker 1: do it. It's like sweet because it's like, oh my
Speaker 1: little mouth at work.
Speaker 2: You feel that fell into the dust pile. It's like
Speaker 2: literally just dust gum.
Speaker 3: Now no, it's like right here, it's between natfl Now
Speaker 3: it's sorry. We're playing with Drew's chewed up gum right now.
Speaker 2: Anything is possible on this podcast. Anything is really possible.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I like, okay, So the one I'm
Speaker 4: gonna come I was about to say I'm gonna come
Speaker 4: to set with a web. I wanted never to come
Speaker 4: to set with a bomb, but one time somebody was like,
Speaker 4: not them calling their kitchen a set.
Speaker 3: It is a set. We had to move for our
Speaker 3: dining room table.
Speaker 2: Set it up every day.
Speaker 1: We have sacrificed having a cute corner of the kitchen
Speaker 1: for this. Like we very well could like make this
Speaker 1: like a pleasing thing to look at.
Speaker 3: But like, if I'm being honest, like I think we're
Speaker 3: giving y'all what you deserve.
Speaker 2: The one is to upgrade the visuals. Is that something
Speaker 2: you'd like? But or is this feeling?
Speaker 1: If we upgraded, people would be like I missed.
Speaker 2: The old set. Yeah, me too, I missed the old set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do.
Speaker 2: Okay, what did I walk into your room and say?
Speaker 1: This fucking idiot came into my room, Like I'm working
Speaker 1: hard at fuck cleaning my closet, like taking on a
Speaker 1: task I've been thinking about forever. I'm fine, only home,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, okay, it's time to like settle back
Speaker 1: in and J're just comes into my room and interrupts
Speaker 1: me mid thought. First of all, I was in my
Speaker 1: closet putting things away and he just peeks his head around,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, why do you do that?
Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, to make sure you weren't naked.
Speaker 4: It's like if I was naked.
Speaker 2: And I was like being weird and secretive about it
Speaker 2: for some reason, like I didn't want you to catch
Speaker 2: me peeking, but like I should have just announced my presence,
Speaker 2: but I like peeked over the door and you're like,
Speaker 2: why did you do that?
Speaker 3: And You're like, oh, I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: you weren't.
Speaker 2: Naked, And it didn't cross my mind it as weird
Speaker 2: until this very like I had not given it a
Speaker 2: second thought.
Speaker 1: And then he was like I think I finally like
Speaker 1: I I know what I'm going to talk about on
Speaker 1: the next episode. And like I need to just like
Speaker 1: I need to dispel like everything, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And then he just says
Speaker 1: he needs to talk about Kanye West and like set
Speaker 1: everything straight publicly. And that's where I stopped him because
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever the fuck you're gonna say, at
Speaker 1: least say it on camera so I can roll my
Speaker 1: eyes at you.
Speaker 2: It will it will change the way you think about
Speaker 2: everything forever, Like it might change the trajectory of the world. Though,
Speaker 2: like what I'm about to.
Speaker 3: Say, is this the big thing? Or no, this isn't
Speaker 3: even the big thing.
Speaker 2: No, this isn't even the big thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is just.
Speaker 2: The big thing coming. Is the next performer at the
Speaker 2: super Bowl is gonna die? That's the big thing coming.
Speaker 2: I'm predicting it now. That's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You're you're like one of those tweet accounts that just
Speaker 1: says any single possibility on planet Earth so that someone
Speaker 1: can clip it at some point.
Speaker 2: I'm an AI generated bot and it's just constantly spewing
Speaker 2: big things that are bound to happen eventually. Yes, no
Speaker 2: one through a time traveler. Yes, but yeah, I just
Speaker 2: we've already talked about it though as a thing. It
Speaker 2: is like we got into a conversation about it naturally yesterday,
Speaker 2: but I was like, I I think Kanye West is
Speaker 2: a marketing genius, and every single time he's about to
Speaker 2: drop an album, he gets into the biggest controversy of
Speaker 2: his life. And it's been the last three, maybe even
Speaker 2: four album cycles where he goes The last three were
Speaker 2: on Twitter where he goes on those like Twitter rampages
Speaker 2: and everybody's like he needs to be on medicine, like medicai.
Speaker 2: Kanye like, come on, like, get back on your medicine.
Speaker 3: Like he likes to stir the pot.
Speaker 2: He likes to stir the pot right when he's about
Speaker 2: to drop an album, and I fall forward every time,
Speaker 2: and then I like catch myself and I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, like he's just because then I saw he's
Speaker 2: like to two twenty two, twenty two Donda two is
Speaker 2: coming out like a fucking course, He's getting in all
Speaker 2: this drama right now because he has an album to promote.
Speaker 3: Every time stuff like this like happens.
Speaker 1: I do like to know and take pride in the
Speaker 1: fact that I don't like this is publicly like talking
Speaker 1: about it like we're feeding into it. But like I
Speaker 1: had a take that I said to a friend and
Speaker 1: they were like, you gotta post that, and I was
Speaker 1: like no, because I cannot be another screenshotting, like a
Speaker 1: screenshot that's getting like capsized and fucking like thrown around
Speaker 1: on ig source.
Speaker 3: Also, there's a nap that I keep catching.
Speaker 2: And I like those damn dishes.
Speaker 3: I don't okay, okay, Oh, sue.
Speaker 2: Me, damn oh take me to core.
Speaker 3: Oh, sue me, sue me, lock me up.
Speaker 5: I threw away our sponge. Fun fact, our sponge was
Speaker 5: fucking disgusting, Like our sponge probably had black mold in it,
Speaker 5: and we've been washing this for like four months.
Speaker 2: I literally, I think the lack of black mold in
Speaker 2: the air is making me anxious because every like something
Speaker 2: something switched recently in the past weekend.
Speaker 1: So at first, at first you didn't like the black
Speaker 1: mold because you thought it was making you anxious.
Speaker 2: I think it's coming down. I think it was like
Speaker 2: turning my brain off to like and now.
Speaker 3: You think you need black mold to like reignite.
Speaker 2: You're like the spores back into my lungs because I
Speaker 2: need to be dumbed down. I need to like be
Speaker 2: back present, living present, not thinking into the future. I
Speaker 2: need that.
Speaker 3: I was talking to Kai about this.
Speaker 1: I literally also I didn't even finish the anyway. I
Speaker 1: threw away our dish soap sponge whatever the fuck, because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm just gonna buy a new one.
Speaker 3: But I'm one of those people who I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna get this thing, and I.
Speaker 1: Need to get it, and like weeks go by and
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen. So now four days have passed where
Speaker 1: I just keep piling up dishes because I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I don't have a sponge to wash.
Speaker 3: The shit with.
Speaker 1: And I've been reusing my coffee cup and like it
Speaker 1: has weird grooves that hurt. But when I put my
Speaker 1: hand in it and like wash around with my hand,
Speaker 1: it literally is like jabbing against the walls of the
Speaker 1: cup and it hurts.
Speaker 2: I've used this mason jar for two weeks now without
Speaker 2: washing it.
Speaker 1: You also told me that you've been using a reusable
Speaker 1: face mask for like months, and that is fucking discussed.
Speaker 2: Oh my COVID mask. I don't give a shit, Like,
Speaker 2: take them fucking muzzle off. Get the muzzle off of me.
Speaker 2: I'll obey, but I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you did point this out that the new Batman
Speaker 1: like ads are literally anti mask.
Speaker 2: It says unmasked at the top corner of every Batman
Speaker 2: and that movie's dropping on my birthday? Are they saying
Speaker 2: on my birthday? They're gonna lift the mask?
Speaker 1: On your birthday, we will unveil the mask, like we
Speaker 1: will take it off, like I will. I will unveil
Speaker 1: myself of the mask.
Speaker 2: What guys, we're kidding, We're kidding, We're kidding. YouTube.
Speaker 3: YouTube, Yeah, I know, YouTube.
Speaker 2: We're joking. This is a fucking joke. We got a
Speaker 2: video taken down and they've reinstated it like a month later,
Speaker 2: and it was just up and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: sorry we did our robots did make a mistake. Okay,
Speaker 2: well you you are actively fucking with my money, actively
Speaker 2: fucking with my bread. What were we saying right before
Speaker 2: this guy Kanye West drama? You said something about me.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, I was talking to guy about this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, I was talking to Kay about how
Speaker 1: I have a monkey brain.
Speaker 3: And that just showed it.
Speaker 1: Because I don't believe in thinking I just like med.
Speaker 3: No, it's not like it's no, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's like I can just forget things immediately and move
Speaker 1: on and like live life and like in the moment
Speaker 1: and in the moment, I can enjoy life because it's
Speaker 1: just like off. It's like, oh, you have a task
Speaker 1: to do. No you don't keep going.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's my vibe too. Sorry, I'm looking out our
Speaker 2: window and thinking about everything. But this moment, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's actually crazy. It's crazy how quickly my brain can
Speaker 2: just like shut off whatever I'm fucking doing. And oh,
Speaker 2: what is it? Uh? Think overthink?
Speaker 1: I mean I do that too, but like, am I
Speaker 1: the only one who like I lay in my bed
Speaker 1: at night to go to sleep in my brain is
Speaker 1: just like swamped with things and I just like stay
Speaker 1: up all night and I feel like that one picture
Speaker 1: of Bars, I'm sitting up at four am.
Speaker 3: It's like on the edge of his bed, just like.
Speaker 2: Thinking, Okay, I do have this idea. And I know
Speaker 2: you're gonna say, like, shut the fuck up, it's stupid,
Speaker 2: but it's it's a genuine idea. Don't slow blink at me.
Speaker 2: I just okay. So at night, like right, like I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna sound stra I just feel like
Speaker 2: I can't speak my mind because I've been shut down
Speaker 2: so much. So at night we should let me. I
Speaker 2: wrote it down because I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: actually kind of a good idea, so let me just
Speaker 2: read it verbatim. Okay, okay, we should do this thing
Speaker 2: at night. I don't have a name for it yet,
Speaker 2: where we close our eyes and our mind and body
Speaker 2: shuts off and shuts down for like eight hours and
Speaker 2: we like read juvenate and our brain our can even
Speaker 2: fill with spinal luid and wash out all the junk
Speaker 2: from there.
Speaker 3: You're gonna like, you're actually gonna break me cry. You
Speaker 3: are the worst prison.
Speaker 2: Why why sleep?
Speaker 3: It's called fucking sleep.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying because for a split fucking second, I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I feel bad? I feel
Speaker 1: so mean that Drew feels like you can't just like
Speaker 1: say certain and you always do this. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: a fucking evil man.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just an actor. An actor. I can turn
Speaker 2: it on anytime I want, and that's all I do.
Speaker 2: I act.
Speaker 3: I think you should get a lobotomy. Do you know
Speaker 3: what that is? Yes, you should try one. I bet
Speaker 3: there's a doctor out there that if you post it
Speaker 3: on ig they'll do it for.
Speaker 2: Free, literally free services if you tweet it out.
Speaker 3: If you before you get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate that you got me with that and
Speaker 1: like it fucking destroyed.
Speaker 2: My my train of thought, my.
Speaker 3: Train of thought.
Speaker 1: But I do want to bring up something that I
Speaker 1: was thinking about because I know a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: we dabble in playing passion, lightning storms and hurricane videos.
Speaker 2: Like every all the bad stuff that we probably shouldn't consume,
Speaker 2: we do. We consume it because we're only human.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever done that?
Speaker 3: Are you hearing this fucking remix on? Because I'm human?
Speaker 2: Up? Wait, that's night.
Speaker 1: We should wait, we should start a best of all words.
Speaker 2: Alcabella remixes, just like we're sorry, what's the d lean?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 2: Do you know? I've been thinking about this a lot.
Speaker 2: Why is it? Why are people not tired of hearing
Speaker 2: paper planes by am I in the club? Granted that
Speaker 2: is a fantastic fucking song, but literally, anytime I'm in
Speaker 2: a club environment, that fucking song plays and everybody loses their.
Speaker 1: Goddamn you know what it is is because at this
Speaker 1: point it's not in rotation, like it's not in like
Speaker 1: the average person's playlist rotation, so it always feels off guard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it always is like oh.
Speaker 1: My god, like I can't I can't believe this is
Speaker 1: playing right now.
Speaker 2: I just saw someone's story and it was playing in
Speaker 2: their story and I was like, come on, do you
Speaker 2: need help?
Speaker 1: No, I don't because that'll tickle and then you know what,
Speaker 1: I make them bleed.
Speaker 6: Oh but yeah, I was watching some of the stories
Speaker 6: and it was at like a club and paper Planes
Speaker 6: played and I was like, I don't think there's been
Speaker 6: like a single moment in my life where I've gone
Speaker 6: out and haven't heard that song again.
Speaker 2: Fantastic song. Am I A Is probably top ten musician
Speaker 2: of our generation period, like easily like revolutionized everything. See
Speaker 2: I could talk about it for hours, but I'm not
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 1: Say you're just like kind of girl you like like
Speaker 1: this that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm different, but yeah, it just freaks me out.
Speaker 2: It freaked me out because then I was like, there's
Speaker 2: so many songs that are played over like the the
Speaker 2: song that you were like, what's the song that white
Speaker 2: people like? And Kay was like mister Brightside, dude.
Speaker 3: That song did Wait can you sing that?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: That's how does this?
Speaker 2: Mister blue Sky Scott, No, I'm thinking of orchestra?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is How does that sound? Mister bright said, it's.
Speaker 2: Like and just fine. Got I gotta gig twisted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking of the mister mister b Guys.
Speaker 2: That's what I gotta get twisted, and I'm losing my mouth.
Speaker 1: There's there's also another song that, like David Dobrik uses
Speaker 1: a lot in his videos, and that is like another
Speaker 1: song where I'm like, I associate this with like a
Speaker 1: room full of white people who like cannot believe this
Speaker 1: ship is playing, but I cannot fucking think of it.
Speaker 3: It's such a like.
Speaker 2: It's probably anything Elba.
Speaker 3: No, it's not Dancing Queen. It's not Dancing Queen.
Speaker 2: That's Neil Diamond.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is it? That is it? What's the way?
Speaker 3: What's the lyrics of that song?
Speaker 1: Neil?
Speaker 2: I think it's Neil?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, when not?
Speaker 1: When that comes on in a club in l like,
Speaker 1: I wish I need to put a GoPro on my head,
Speaker 1: go into a club orchestrate for that to play, and
Speaker 1: then go back to Miami and play that in a
Speaker 1: club in Miami and just watch the difference of like
Speaker 1: people being like why is this ship playing right now?
Speaker 3: Like why is this.
Speaker 2: Fun fact about Neil Diamond? Is my My mama was
Speaker 2: obsessed with Neil Diamond. Is obsessed with Neil Diamond, and like,
Speaker 2: I think if she could have been a Neil Diamond groupie.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't know enough about her. She might have
Speaker 2: been a Neil Diamond groupy. And I'm not just saying that,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna get fact checked by my mother and
Speaker 2: I'll report back to y'all next week. But she is
Speaker 2: obsessed with Neil Diamond. And that's that. She had a
Speaker 2: cat named Neil Diamond. And I think it just recently died,
Speaker 2: or maybe maybe it's still alive and it's on its deathbed.
Speaker 2: But my grandma, also my grand my granddad and grandma
Speaker 2: like they took care of like the neighborhood raccoons, and
Speaker 2: they like would just put out piles and piles of
Speaker 2: cat food in their backyard.
Speaker 1: And this is exactly what Peepon and mem would be doing.
Speaker 2: You say, my granddad and mamma, Mamma and granddad, my.
Speaker 3: Mamma takes care of raccoons.
Speaker 2: Yeah she does, and I think she let them in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: That's honestly beautiful.
Speaker 2: She let them in her house recently. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: have a I have a bunch of photos with like
Speaker 2: raccoons as a baby, like just like feeding them out
Speaker 2: of my hands.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I don't have actually, not a bunch, probably like three.
Speaker 1: Or There is like an insane difference between La and
Speaker 1: Miami that I always think about every time I go
Speaker 1: back to Miami is like I feel like you notice it.
Speaker 1: The amount of stray cats in Miami is like insane
Speaker 1: versus like La. I just feel like I don't see
Speaker 1: them as much. Maybe because they get fucking tore up
Speaker 1: by coyotes. But no, but even in like Koreatown and
Speaker 1: stuff like, there aren't coyotes like in that area, and
Speaker 1: I just don't see cats like that.
Speaker 3: We need more stray cats, Like am I the only
Speaker 3: one who feels like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I agree.
Speaker 1: But to go back to what I was literally trying
Speaker 1: to say, like probably five topics ago is something I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about, is I genuinely believe humans were not
Speaker 1: meant to get this far like like some something went wrong.
Speaker 1: Like we are just so bad at reading signs of
Speaker 1: evolution and when to stop. Like there's just so much
Speaker 1: danger in front of us, like even on like a
Speaker 1: like normal everybody like like sense, but just as a whole,
Speaker 1: we are so bad at it because I like kind.
Speaker 2: Of told you we've gone too far. We've actually absolutely
Speaker 2: I agree as humans we've gone too far.
Speaker 1: We've gone too far, and there's like almost like too
Speaker 1: much to partake in, Like there's like too many things
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: To be doing at once.
Speaker 1: Because I the reason I brought up the cruise ship
Speaker 1: and or the plane crashes and stuff is because I
Speaker 1: randomly got recommended a real time sinking video of the Titanic,
Speaker 1: and you know, you know I had to click that.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know it.
Speaker 2: Was in my recommended too, but I opted.
Speaker 1: You know, I had to waste three hours of my
Speaker 1: night watching that shit.
Speaker 2: You watched all three hours of it.
Speaker 1: I was skimming through it because like there were moments
Speaker 1: because it was like in real time, like saying what
Speaker 1: was happening, so like probably in the moments of just
Speaker 1: like pure hysterian panic, like there was no reporting happening
Speaker 1: on the ship because everybody was like freaking out. That
Speaker 1: movie was one of the first movies that made me
Speaker 1: horny as fuck, Like, yeah, that movie was the first
Speaker 1: movie that made me have to pee my little pants.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, damn, I am about to piss
Speaker 1: all over this sofa right now.
Speaker 2: No, but.
Speaker 1: No way that like the why no, why were they
Speaker 1: moaning in the car?
Speaker 3: We're on the boat. Why are you moaning in the car?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What isn't there a car on the ship that they boned?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And as a kid, I was like, I need that.
Speaker 4: I need I see Leonardo.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but what the fuck was I saying other
Speaker 3: than being horny? Oh? But yeah, I like whatever. I
Speaker 3: was like watching.
Speaker 2: Elevent where like thousands of people died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the not the f the horny, not the
Speaker 1: horny movie.
Speaker 3: But I was watching that and like whatever.
Speaker 1: I finished it, Like I was about to fall asleep,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I should put my phone down
Speaker 1: and go to sleep, resting on like watching this like
Speaker 1: terrific accident.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna keep ingesting.
Speaker 7: Oh, I said, well, celebrate this celebration, this beautiful party,
Speaker 7: this sacrifice, this ig post worthy party.
Speaker 2: But how long ago is that? It was probably it was.
Speaker 1: Literally in eighteen forty two or some shit.
Speaker 3: That's a lie.
Speaker 1: It was probably in I think it was like nineteen
Speaker 1: twelvey or some shit.
Speaker 2: Let's find out, like, are people still alive? There's no way, right, no.
Speaker 1: Because I looked it up because I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to hear one of these bitches talk now. And
Speaker 1: it literally happened in like butt fuck forever ago, and
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way anybody's lift the Titanic.
Speaker 3: Oh it only happened in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2: Oh what the So the movie was a documentary the movie?
Speaker 3: You know, the movie was just happening in real time.
Speaker 1: Wait, like it was just like a couple of friends
Speaker 1: got together and went on a cruise and wanted to
Speaker 1: like film each other and make a blog.
Speaker 2: Guy who does thinks that the movie Titanic is just
Speaker 2: the vlog of Titanic. Wait, so you're telling me that
Speaker 2: didn't happen.
Speaker 3: No, it did, all of it.
Speaker 1: No, all of it happened, but they didn't know they
Speaker 1: were gonna get out on videos.
Speaker 3: And that's why it's three hours long, because it's like,
Speaker 3: how could.
Speaker 2: You cut it? Was? It was the new the newest
Speaker 2: Jackass movie. They sunk today, are gonna crash this fucking
Speaker 2: cruise ship into an iceberg?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I happened in nineteen twelve. But yeah, so I
Speaker 3: was watching that and then like I was watching all.
Speaker 1: These videos about like cruise ships and like things that
Speaker 1: go wrong, and like blah blah blah blah, Like as
Speaker 1: time has gone on, there's so many precautions that it's
Speaker 1: like rare. Obviously, it's like with flight, it's like more
Speaker 1: as time goes on, it's more and more rare for
Speaker 1: it to happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was.
Speaker 3: Thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, humans are so funny for choosing this,
Speaker 1: like as like a thing that you spend a lot
Speaker 1: of money to partake in. Because the way of evolution
Speaker 1: of travel, Like I don't know, if I have this
Speaker 1: out of order, I might be wrong in terms of
Speaker 1: like my thought of this evolution. But like, okay, when
Speaker 1: we started like whatever, when humans were starting out, they
Speaker 1: were like fuck walking as hard as fuck running is
Speaker 1: like not viable. Okay, cool, we can get on these
Speaker 1: horses and we can like travel.
Speaker 2: Should have stopped there. We should have never gone the horse.
Speaker 3: We should have sat our ass down, boned and died.
Speaker 2: I get the connection like horse girls have to horses
Speaker 2: because like after riding a couple of horses in my life,
Speaker 2: like they're they're alive in there, like they're really and like.
Speaker 3: Also there, they're alive in there.
Speaker 2: They're also like ushered in just humanity. They like helped
Speaker 2: us and like we grew together, like we're just like
Speaker 2: a little duo horses and humans.
Speaker 1: Well now they're so fucking irrelevant to our life.
Speaker 2: It's actually, yeah, it's really sad.
Speaker 1: The only connection I had to horses is at the
Speaker 1: park I went to. There was like a horse like
Speaker 1: riding thing as a kid, and every time we had
Speaker 1: to walk by, I'm like, oh my god, it's gonna
Speaker 1: smell like shit. And that's my only connection to memory
Speaker 1: to horses. And then I rode a horse in Hunduras.
Speaker 1: I would like to do something like that again, like
Speaker 1: go to like Costa.
Speaker 2: Rica or something and like go to Missouri.
Speaker 3: And actually I do.
Speaker 1: I am going to Missouri this summer, like without it
Speaker 1: out anyways. Anyways, anyways, so yeah, that's but that's for
Speaker 1: our world tour when we go to Missouri. So like
Speaker 1: evolution whatever, we have horses and we're like Okay, this
Speaker 1: like isn't viable if we want to cross water, like
Speaker 1: horses can't fucking swim like that, Like we need to
Speaker 1: figure something out.
Speaker 3: And they're like okay, yeah, boats.
Speaker 1: But then obviously there was like plagues and like insane
Speaker 1: like mass deaths and fucking like the Pirates and like.
Speaker 2: Eh, vitamin ced deficiency. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, it was just like insane and humans were like, Okay, fuck,
Speaker 1: we have to figure out another way to cross this
Speaker 1: like big thing of water because so many people die
Speaker 1: on this travel. So then we had planes and then
Speaker 1: we had cars and like whatever, that's not the right order.
Speaker 2: But I just thought about, like how recently the world
Speaker 2: is like hyper connected, like we can just go across
Speaker 2: the world and that's like a new thing.
Speaker 1: No, you can get on your iPhone and plan a
Speaker 1: whole like trip to the other side of the world right.
Speaker 2: Now, and that's like new, Like yeah, whoa.
Speaker 3: When we were younger, you even had to go into
Speaker 3: travel agency.
Speaker 2: Like what is how old is like commercial travel?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say probably since nineteen twelve, since the Titanic.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, But basically what I'm saying is like the
Speaker 1: fact that we evolutionized past having to be on boats.
Speaker 1: Everyone made the decision that like, okay, boats traveling that
Speaker 1: far is not good, Like, we don't like that. But
Speaker 1: one of those motherfuckers was like, okay, wait, but if
Speaker 1: we put a bar, a pool, a strip club slide
Speaker 1: on this damn boat, I won't pay thousands of dollars.
Speaker 3: To get on it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: If you would have been a slip and slide and
Speaker 1: some tequila on that boat, I'm getting hot.
Speaker 2: Have you been on a cruise?
Speaker 1: No, the cruises scare me. Also, I don't come from
Speaker 1: a cruise money.
Speaker 2: It is kind of awesome. Cruises are kind of awesome.
Speaker 3: Have you been on one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I only knew one kid growing up who had been
Speaker 1: on a cruise, and she was like the girl my
Speaker 1: whole life. I doubt there was that big of a
Speaker 1: financial difference between us growing up, but because she had
Speaker 1: done things like get on a cruise and her godmom
Speaker 1: drove a Toyota Camry from twenty eleven in twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to be you so fucking
Speaker 1: I was like, she's living up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went on a cruise, a Disney cruise to
Speaker 2: Disney Island and.
Speaker 3: Then what the fuck is Disney Island?
Speaker 2: There's I don't think it's Disney Island.
Speaker 3: Soon there's gonna be Amazon Island. There's literally a Page island.
Speaker 2: Listen to this. Okay, I'm airing my own shit out
Speaker 2: right now, but let me let me get the number
Speaker 2: real quick. Speaking of Jeff Bezos, let's move on to
Speaker 2: Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Did you know that Jeff Bezos was actually Latin His
Speaker 1: last name besos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it means kiss, Jeff kiss Jeff kisses. Actually really cute.
Speaker 2: Fifteen of the twenty three monkeys that Elon Musk put
Speaker 2: the neural link in died. They're dead. How I feel? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That devastated me. Honestly, I was like, damn, so now
Speaker 2: you're not getting the neural. You know, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: it when it drops, but it's not as near as
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be. Can we talk
Speaker 2: about how Elon Musk like literally kind of actually sucks,
Speaker 2: Like he hasn't done really anything.
Speaker 3: Is the ultimate scammer, Like he literally he liked he.
Speaker 2: Got done is pollute the fucking He.
Speaker 1: Got like a few like things done, And people were
Speaker 1: just like, this man is going to change.
Speaker 2: They were like Tony Stark. This, y'all's iron man.
Speaker 1: I've never seen and I've literally never seen Elon Musk
Speaker 1: being held captive and make a new heart.
Speaker 2: Though I can tee, I can recognize the Elon Musk hate,
Speaker 2: and I do hate the man, but I still want
Speaker 2: that goddamn near link.
Speaker 1: Really recognize is real and that's how you are with
Speaker 1: Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: Yeah real, I'm real and I recognize it when I
Speaker 2: see it. Put that got Elon Musk. Please put the
Speaker 2: neural link in my brain. I am literally putting myself
Speaker 2: on a platter like you can kill me. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I won't sue you, my family won't sue you. Please
Speaker 2: put it in me and see what happens. So two things,
Speaker 2: m I broke my New Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: What was that.
Speaker 2: To vape? And I've quit? Have you seen me with
Speaker 2: a vape in my hand since Mexico, Mexico? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did fucking see you with a vape in your
Speaker 1: hand in Mexico.
Speaker 2: No sense Mexico. Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm gonna air you out.
Speaker 1: I was driving us back from tepeloson where we filmed
Speaker 1: the last episode, and we were driving back and like
Speaker 1: everyone fell asleep except Jester, and like me and Jester
Speaker 1: were just like chatting it up, and then I'm like.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that smell?
Speaker 1: Because it started smelling like the most artificial, like lead
Speaker 1: infused scent I've ever smelled in my goddamn life.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what the fuck is that scent?
Speaker 3: What is that smell?
Speaker 1: And Jester was like, I don't know, And then Jester
Speaker 1: was like, I think it might be the vape, like
Speaker 1: it might be the puff and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: the fuck, it's not. Like I'm like it, like what's happening?
Speaker 1: And I'm driving in the pitch dark so I can't
Speaker 1: look back. And then Drew wakes up like moaning and grown.
Speaker 2: Me, I'm pissed. I'm living, Okay. I fell asleep like
Speaker 2: this And you describe it for the or non visualists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, head between knees, bent down like he's prepping for
Speaker 1: a plane.
Speaker 2: Crash, and I have the puff bar in my hand.
Speaker 1: Which is disgusting, Like why is that comfort?
Speaker 2: It's like it's my little pasty. I gotta fall asleep
Speaker 2: with it. It's like I always have to have it
Speaker 2: on deck, like in the emergency that I need to
Speaker 2: hit it again, So I fell asleep with it in
Speaker 2: my hands, and I guess like my body heat or
Speaker 2: like there was like maybe like suction somewhere in there,
Speaker 2: because I was like folded over like a fucking lawn
Speaker 2: chair that like it was just constantly ripping and leaking
Speaker 2: and spraying juice all over my body. And I woke
Speaker 2: up so fucking angry because I'm not joking. My entire
Speaker 2: body was covered in vape juice, like my hands, my legs,
Speaker 2: my face even had it on it because I fell
Speaker 2: asleep with it.
Speaker 1: So what's like comical about it, like to me was
Speaker 1: we were in the middle of the mountain, so it
Speaker 1: was there was no shoulder.
Speaker 3: To pull over on or like anything.
Speaker 1: But I just hear Drew being like can we pull over?
Speaker 3: And I was like, we literally can't.
Speaker 1: I'm going like seventy miles an hour down a fucking
Speaker 1: mountain right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was so awful. And then like me and
Speaker 2: Kai switched seats because I was in the middle seat.
Speaker 2: That's what you'll get for putting me in the middle seat.
Speaker 1: Are you anywhere?
Speaker 2: And he like held the water bottle out of the
Speaker 2: window and I like washed being pop up and it
Speaker 2: was spraying all over my hands and all over my body,
Speaker 2: and I was not only did it not work, but
Speaker 2: I was soaking wet because all the water sprayed inside
Speaker 2: off of me. I actually wanted to die. I actually
Speaker 2: like in that moment, I would have embraced death.
Speaker 1: And then also like the nearest gas station was just
Speaker 1: as far, it was further away from the air.
Speaker 2: Please can we go to the gas station? Go so
Speaker 2: I can wash my hands?
Speaker 3: Please? Please?
Speaker 1: Is that why you are done vaping? I'm well sad
Speaker 1: to hear you already gave up on your news Year's resolution.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I literally think it ruins my life. I
Speaker 2: think when I have the vape, it ruins me. But
Speaker 2: I just need advice. I need something because if I
Speaker 2: don't have that, then I'm gonna turn. Your advice should be.
Speaker 3: Overly caring of for yourself and like self care.
Speaker 2: Oh you're my advice. Come here, You're You're bad. I
Speaker 2: can't get rid of you, can't get rid of you.
Speaker 1: Help help If you ever say something like that, like publicly.
Speaker 3: Talking into it, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: Are you choot? I have this written down before you go.
Speaker 1: This is so fucked up. But while you were talking
Speaker 1: about the vape, I thought about how I used to
Speaker 1: play Call of Duty World at War two or whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck it is on the Wii because my dad
Speaker 1: really didn't want us to have it, and my uncle
Speaker 1: got us a copy for the week because my dad
Speaker 1: thought it was only for Xbox and like ps, whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck. So I had it on wi and one
Speaker 1: time I was texting my crush and I think I've
Speaker 1: told this story, but I was texting my crush and
Speaker 1: playing Call of Duty and my phone fell between my
Speaker 1: legs and vibrated from attacks.
Speaker 3: And I literally couldn't believe that. And I literally couldn't
Speaker 3: believe that.
Speaker 1: But I just thought about that because every time we film,
Speaker 1: I like put my phone between my legs because I
Speaker 1: don't want it on camera, and it vibrated and I
Speaker 1: did squirt a little. I do that sometimes I am
Speaker 1: sitting in a little puddle right now.
Speaker 2: That's in the car. I sit with it like that.
Speaker 2: It feels for a telemarketer to call me, Please call
Speaker 2: me and call me twice because I don't answer.
Speaker 1: They called me twice and then leave a voicemail on
Speaker 1: the second one, so that after a minute, when I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm done.
Speaker 2: It gives me one last, one last little shock.
Speaker 3: Oh your fucking feet.
Speaker 2: My flippers, let me cantort my body in peace. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: they're my little house shoes. I got little house shoes
Speaker 2: because my feet are cold. Because it's a cold sixty
Speaker 2: degree day and I put on my house shoes.
Speaker 1: It does get literally cold in this house.
Speaker 3: It's fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's I forgot that I'm literally sitting like on a
Speaker 2: pile of liposuction. It's just become everybody's normal, and everybody's
Speaker 2: just accepted it. But like I forget, like I actually
Speaker 2: think I've morphed my ass into like this like lumpy
Speaker 2: like gross mask.
Speaker 1: Now you haven't morphed your ass, but the heat and
Speaker 1: pressure from your ass and body have fully morphed the
Speaker 1: chair so that there's now like a true concave for
Speaker 1: you to Yet.
Speaker 2: It's not bad anymore, but I do like think it
Speaker 2: is kind of fucking with my spine. Like I know
Speaker 2: there's like this thing where if like like men normally
Speaker 2: typically have their like wallets in their back pockets, so
Speaker 2: when they sit on it, it like has them sitting
Speaker 2: like one ash cheek up, one down, and it fucks
Speaker 2: with their spine. This has definitely like given me scoliosis,
Speaker 2: like my body has like because like if you look
Speaker 2: at how I'm sitting right now, like one ash cheek
Speaker 2: is on it, and one it's just like levitating above it.
Speaker 2: It's it's just not.
Speaker 3: I put my wallet in my back pocket.
Speaker 1: But that's because sometimes I like the way like it
Speaker 1: makes it look like I have an ass. And then
Speaker 1: when I have to take out my wallet, like there's
Speaker 1: just like that big open space from the denim being
Speaker 1: like like stretched out, and it makes me really sad.
Speaker 2: And now I'm just stretched.
Speaker 1: But that's why that's why I got a BBL when
Speaker 1: while I was in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, this is exciting. This is really exciting. I
Speaker 2: am ten days sober from TikTok. Yeah, ten days. Can
Speaker 2: I get a little celebration.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is when I kept talking about not
Speaker 1: having to talk, literally, no one batter than I at
Speaker 1: me like I was the weirdo. And now that everyone's
Speaker 1: like following suit and falling behind me, Like I guess
Speaker 1: it's like it to be the murder of a cause
Speaker 1: it's like you just have to take.
Speaker 2: That you're the taste maker in the trendsetter. You don't
Speaker 2: get the recognition, but I will. I will. God, how
Speaker 2: do you feel. I feel like a fucking dinosaur. I
Speaker 2: don't know anything that's going on anymore. Like I just
Speaker 2: found out today that Russia's invading Ukraine or whatever. I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know anymore, which I feel like I would
Speaker 2: have found out a long time ago on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I would have never known that, because my TikTok timeline
Speaker 1: was only pretty girls and then toxic girls talking about
Speaker 1: how toxic they could be in relationships. That's awesome, and
Speaker 1: then people being mean to me on my timeline.
Speaker 2: But I got Do you know why I got rid
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: It's because I saw myself too much on it and
Speaker 2: it was freaking me out.
Speaker 1: It was making a little ebsistential, and.
Speaker 2: I saw people, like for the first time, like discussing
Speaker 2: my life in comments, which like, I don't give a shit,
Speaker 2: it's funny to me, but like it was kind of scary.
Speaker 1: Waite that one comment thrid you read it was so
Speaker 1: fucking funny, let me find it.
Speaker 2: It's actually basically how it went was someone it was
Speaker 2: like me talking about like relationship or something, and someone
Speaker 2: was like has drew every day? Did anyone? And someone
Speaker 2: responded to the comment and was like, uh yeah, he
Speaker 2: like talked about dating someone and then they broke his heart.
Speaker 2: So he went on a camping trip and then his
Speaker 2: brother died. The stirring of events is actually the funniest
Speaker 2: thing I've ever read in my life.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, first of all, you could ended at
Speaker 4: the first scenario, like you could have just said that,
Speaker 4: but like I.
Speaker 3: Guess they were. They were trying to protect you.
Speaker 1: They were like listen, like, don't talk about relationships.
Speaker 2: But it did the comments eight. So that's all I
Speaker 2: care about is as long as like I'm being talked
Speaker 2: about and the comments are eating, it's all good.
Speaker 3: What I've decided that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jerk you off tonight.
Speaker 2: No you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well I literally I just I already decided it.
Speaker 1: I didn't say like, oh can I like, will you
Speaker 1: be like free later? I like, it's in my Google calendar,
Speaker 1: like I have to it is in mind. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know that's what I'm saying. And we have a connected
Speaker 1: Google calendar. So anything I put in there, you're doing.
Speaker 2: Bro, Like we've made that honestly. Yeah, yeah, I'm honestly done. Yeah, okay, good,
Speaker 2: it could be a vibe.
Speaker 1: I was feeling like a deep seer of rejection for
Speaker 1: a minute, but like it's good to know that.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, bye, I'm literally playing with my gum
Speaker 2: right now, like fucking flat, and I actually have lost.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding I this is something I do all
Speaker 1: the time, is after I have a piece of gum,
Speaker 1: I put it on like a cup or something that
Speaker 1: I have. And people find that disgusting, but it's not
Speaker 1: that discussed.
Speaker 2: I just tried to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do it all the time. I put it
Speaker 3: on my coffee.
Speaker 2: Page from your book. I think I took that page
Speaker 2: from your book.
Speaker 3: I don't have a book. What the fuck are you
Speaker 3: talking about? I literally don't know what.
Speaker 2: Is the book of your life? Like, what you do?
Speaker 3: You have a book of my life?
Speaker 2: My god, she's a psychopath.
Speaker 3: What is he talking about?
Speaker 1: Am I like, Oh, I'm the freak you're talking about
Speaker 1: taking picture You're talking about taking pages from my fucking book.
Speaker 2: I wrote what is it? A biopic about your biopic?
Speaker 3: Biopic is a fucking movie.
Speaker 2: I wrote one about you. I wrote it, and I
Speaker 2: wrote an autobiography about it.
Speaker 1: I think autobiography is when you write, because so it's
Speaker 1: a biography.
Speaker 3: You don't know shit, Like you're so annoying.
Speaker 2: I can't be myself around you. I'm just saying I
Speaker 2: say one thing. It's got to be a conversation. Cor
Speaker 2: It's always got to be corrected. My life is always
Speaker 2: has to be corrected. I'm the guy to correct it
Speaker 2: seems despiraling. For like five minutes, it seems, well, what
Speaker 2: the hell else is there to talk about. I could
Speaker 2: talk about the worst airport experience in my life. Actually,
Speaker 2: we don't have to talk about that. I think I
Speaker 2: was cursed.
Speaker 3: You were fucking cursed, Drew.
Speaker 2: Literally, I actually think I have a curse. I think
Speaker 2: there is a curse on me. And our friend said
Speaker 2: that I need to there is like this, like who
Speaker 2: said this to you Joyce. Joyce was like, oh, like
Speaker 2: when I was younger, my I forget if it was
Speaker 2: her grandma or what. But someone was like, oh, we
Speaker 2: need to see if there's like bad juju around you.
Speaker 2: Let's there's like this thing.
Speaker 1: You you do the egg thing, and then when you
Speaker 1: crack the egg, you see what happens to the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a tea reading tea, but you rub
Speaker 2: an egg all everybody, and I ironically want to do that,
Speaker 2: like because I.
Speaker 3: Actually you just go and get like red to filth.
Speaker 2: Because I could do that. I could do that, but
Speaker 2: I could also do the egg thing.
Speaker 3: I think you just.
Speaker 1: Want a reason to like rub eggs on yourself, which
Speaker 1: sounds like very like balls.
Speaker 2: Over my oh body. No, I actually do think I
Speaker 2: have a curse though, because literally everything that has been
Speaker 2: able to go wrong has gone wrong.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I think you just when you go like a month
Speaker 1: without any inconveniences in life, like you literally beg for chaos.
Speaker 2: I beg for and then I get it and then it.
Speaker 1: And also it's it's it's like the most minor chaos ever.
Speaker 1: It's it's like things that are like, Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I hyper fixate and I spiral on the
Speaker 2: little little thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spiral my ass onto your wiener.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've just been Yeah, I've been cursed and
Speaker 2: I need it lift.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I put a hex on.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you serious? Yes, I'm sorry, why
Speaker 2: would you do that?
Speaker 3: You pissed me off?
Speaker 2: What did I do?
Speaker 1: I don't. Well, that's a part of the hecks, is
Speaker 1: like if I say it out loud, you'll like ask
Speaker 1: for forgiveness and then the hecks will be lifted.
Speaker 3: And I don't.
Speaker 2: You're just making up rules. I'm not I did. I
Speaker 2: just did it out of spite. You just were jealous
Speaker 2: of me. Oh yeah, I'm jealous of you all the
Speaker 2: tail that I've been getting you have.
Speaker 3: Been having how the secks.
Speaker 1: Also fun fact, Kai actually isn't here.
Speaker 3: He found that.
Speaker 1: Girl in Mexico and stayed with her. So guy's living
Speaker 1: in Mexico now.
Speaker 2: And we've just been calling our fill in Kai.
Speaker 3: I thought you.
Speaker 1: Said we're calling our villain Kai, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: our fill in until we found our new.
Speaker 3: Kai, Dan.
Speaker 1: We're calling him Kai.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, say hi to Dan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a new guy. It's Dan. It's it's
Speaker 3: a new white dude. It's Dan.
Speaker 1: We also, yeah, we got we got an impersonator.
Speaker 2: So we have two new employees, Dan and Phil. Yes
Speaker 2: that Dan and Phil.
Speaker 3: We flew them up from London. They're here, they're working.
Speaker 2: Come on speak British.
Speaker 4: Okay, Phil, Ryan, how did your face get so?
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the bathroom real quick, Phil take over.
Speaker 3: You're scary funny.
Speaker 4: I feel like a little kid watching their parents like
Speaker 4: be human.
Speaker 2: I miss? What did I miss?
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: It's actually freathing me out, literally scary me.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's so much his employees are scaring. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds like a mass cancelation f profiling British people. Fuck.
Speaker 3: Oh, we gotta what I was gonna say, But I
Speaker 3: don't know why.
Speaker 1: That's just me saying, like I feel like a kid
Speaker 1: watching a parent like be a human for.
Speaker 3: The first time.
Speaker 1: Is it's so funny as kids, like parents are not
Speaker 1: supposed to be human can do that's like what's like
Speaker 1: trained for, like society, and like as a kid watching
Speaker 1: your parents do anything, and you're like, oh, you're so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid, and then when you're coming into adulthood you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I am so fucking stupid, and like
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like it's gonna get any better, like
Speaker 1: it does.
Speaker 4: Like the protect my protection of intelligence.
Speaker 1: Is like barely moving, Like I'm moving very slowly.
Speaker 2: I did this really nerdy thing the other day, speaking
Speaker 2: of intelligence. Tess no no, no, no, I signed up
Speaker 2: and I am now paying five bucks a month for
Speaker 2: this like online, Like I don't even know how to
Speaker 2: describe it. It's like learning math because I feel like
Speaker 2: I don't know math.
Speaker 1: You are so fucking weird with what you choose to
Speaker 1: spend your money on.
Speaker 2: Like, well, no, it's it was a seven day free
Speaker 2: trial and then I just kept it and I have
Speaker 2: it for a month, but I'm gonna cancel it because
Speaker 2: it kind of sucks.
Speaker 3: You're going to cancel them, cancel.
Speaker 2: The entire company unless they fucking pay us. On the podcast,
Speaker 2: I'm not I swear to God, I'm not mentioning them
Speaker 2: by name actively. I'm not doing that because y'all are
Speaker 2: not getting Yeah.
Speaker 3: God forbid, it fucks with our other ATTERI.
Speaker 2: Not even that. It's just like no free promo. But God,
Speaker 2: like like anybody here would be like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go learn math.
Speaker 8: God has smile on me, Yes he has.
Speaker 1: That is that has been my vibe lately.
Speaker 2: God, there's another one. It's like today day to day,
Speaker 2: thank you got a very good day. Fuck.
Speaker 1: I know I know what you're referencing, but all I
Speaker 1: can think about is.
Speaker 2: Have you hope you have a very good day.
Speaker 8: The sun is I'm feeling okay, that's not that's nothing
Speaker 8: good day. I that was making me think of the
Speaker 8: vine where the guy's like in bed and his head
Speaker 8: is like popped up against a window and he has
Speaker 8: like a smiling cup behind his head. He's like, every
Speaker 8: morning I wake up.
Speaker 2: I reached old cup. He's getting head in bed, he said,
Speaker 2: his head in bed.
Speaker 1: Can I see your morning would tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, and ironically yeah, dud.
Speaker 3: One time, I know what you're I know where you're
Speaker 3: a fro.
Speaker 2: One time me Oriyan and Indya, like we're all sleeping
Speaker 2: in a bed together. We were just like slumber party
Speaker 2: and like I we all woke up at like the
Speaker 2: same time randomly, and Oriyan actually traumatized me for life,
Speaker 2: and she was like, like, your morning would on my
Speaker 2: thigh this morning. You were excited, and I like, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my fucking god, are you serious? Are
Speaker 2: you seriously? I freaked out and was like apologizing and
Speaker 2: I was so scared and she's like, I'm fucking with you,
Speaker 2: like that did not happen. And I swear to god,
Speaker 2: it scarred me for life, and I always sleep facing
Speaker 2: the other way if I share a bed with someone now,
Speaker 2: just just in case. And I don't move when I
Speaker 2: say fall asleep like this, and I don't fucking move.
Speaker 3: Drew falls asleep like a little mummy.
Speaker 2: Like actually, oh.
Speaker 4: My god, you want to you wants to go to Egypt,
Speaker 4: but we literally can't.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Egypt really bad. I've become
Speaker 2: obsessed with the pyramids again and upset. You know, I
Speaker 2: see the.
Speaker 1: National Geographic magazine, but because I didn't have any cash
Speaker 1: on me, I couldn't buy it.
Speaker 3: But I was going to buy them.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's a thought that it's.
Speaker 3: My big tits that count.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes every time, yes, yes, yes, but I've
Speaker 2: become obsessed with no, I've been. I'm obsessed with the
Speaker 2: Mayan Pyramids as well, like the I watched the documentary
Speaker 2: last night about it. They were two, there were two cradles,
Speaker 2: not just one, but there were millions.
Speaker 7: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: They've started using lydar scanning to scan the floor so
Speaker 2: we can see through the trees, and they've been discovering
Speaker 2: like so many like unknown like villages and pyramids and
Speaker 2: sacrificial places and holy places for like the Mayan people.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy. It's unreal, like this entire I think
Speaker 2: the entire rainforest is just covered. So the civilization was
Speaker 2: way fucking bigger than we've ever even imagined. We thought
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, like one hundred thousand people. It's
Speaker 2: millions and millions of people like rivaling with like the Egypt.
Speaker 2: And but Egypt was like a thousand years earlier, I think,
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about, but like
Speaker 1: I can respect that someone. It's sweet because I was
Speaker 1: gonna say someone on Patreon did ask like, oh, what
Speaker 1: are your like current like obsessions and what are you into?
Speaker 3: You're into that.
Speaker 1: I'm into religious paraphernalia, bongsio searchings, yes, searching for God
Speaker 1: in my bong water holy.
Speaker 2: Water inside the cross bong.
Speaker 1: I'm back to taking photos, which is fun. I'm back
Speaker 1: to like using my point and shoot my medium format.
Speaker 1: That's been fun. That's been a it's been a key,
Speaker 1: that's been a sligh, it's been a serf. Those are
Speaker 1: my obsessions. This is my obsession.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I have I'm obsessed with
Speaker 2: like Egypt.
Speaker 1: And my culture history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, history, And then I just.
Speaker 4: Thought, like you saying that this is not funny, but
Speaker 4: like when I said culture, it's like imagine you just
Speaker 4: started culturally appropriating like Egyptian and like.
Speaker 2: My like Tricia pays she is honestly, she's pregnant, she's
Speaker 2: having a baby.
Speaker 3: No she's not.
Speaker 2: No, she is not a baby.
Speaker 1: That's that's sweet though, unless she's struggling with like having
Speaker 1: a baby.
Speaker 2: Like I'm it's like, you get your truth, you live
Speaker 2: your life, you get we make mistakes and we just
Speaker 2: get to continue to grow. And I love and I
Speaker 2: do actually think she will be able to turn off
Speaker 2: this like facade that she has on the Internet where
Speaker 2: it's like like doing every problematic thing possible just to
Speaker 2: get a rights out of people. I think she will
Speaker 2: be a good mother. Yeah that's my that's my take
Speaker 2: as a man, Thank you.
Speaker 1: But I think I think most I again, that's why
Speaker 1: I believe and just like human chick, because I'm like
Speaker 1: I feel like at any point, like not anybody can
Speaker 1: be a mother because obviously that would be like but
Speaker 1: legitent for me to say, but like genuinely that I
Speaker 1: am kind of like with that idea where I'm like
Speaker 1: I think it's like so animalistic to like turn it
Speaker 1: on and off but I also am like very understanding
Speaker 1: that that's like not the case. Most times.
Speaker 2: I've had another obsession recently, but I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: It's probably me.
Speaker 2: It's not really an obsession when I watch you sleep
Speaker 2: at night, like that's not an object.
Speaker 1: I just know that what you're what I know I
Speaker 1: was joking about like me being your obsession.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I was joking too. I do not climb
Speaker 2: a ladder and look through your windows at night, Like
Speaker 2: I don't prop up a ladder and just like look
Speaker 2: in like that's weird. I would actually never do that.
Speaker 2: So you sound dumb now.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's something you do and you're like
Speaker 1: backtracking heavy?
Speaker 2: Were you singing usher By?
Speaker 3: There is my obsession? Concession?
Speaker 2: There's an he has an obsession song too, I don't
Speaker 2: think so, yeah, let's not quote me on that because
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 3: Never known a lyric in your life.
Speaker 2: Then at that, Yeah, it is confession.
Speaker 3: No, oh that's not usher Oh wait, confession's part two?
Speaker 3: Oh that is that is.
Speaker 2: We have Oh wait, he does have a song obsession.
Speaker 2: No he does not. He has confessions. M I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Do not play with me like that does YouTube took
Speaker 3: down our one video sto Man know it fully.
Speaker 2: Has been a's been. I'm for real, don't play with
Speaker 2: me like that. That's us.
Speaker 3: I that is my worst I've said it before.
Speaker 1: I could be watching absolutely fucking anything and say that's me. Well,
Speaker 1: we were watching the super Bowl and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's me deor Josie and Kai.
Speaker 2: It was Will I Am and Black Eyed Peas performing
Speaker 2: at the super Bowl. Oh, we've that's something that we've
Speaker 2: been doing a lot recently, even previous. You know, what
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with is Michael Jackson lore, Like not Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson as a person, but like Michael Jackson as an entity,
Speaker 2: as an entertainer entity, Like how was he able to
Speaker 2: do that? No, actually I was he able to take
Speaker 2: over the world and do literally everything I'm.
Speaker 3: Obsessed with, like entertainers in general.
Speaker 1: Like it is comical to me the fact that like
Speaker 1: again this is just a proof that like evolution has gone,
Speaker 1: like we should have stopped when it was obviously we're
Speaker 1: supposed to stop, because why are we like packing stadiums
Speaker 1: And this is like from the dawn of time, Like
Speaker 1: even in like ancient Greek this was like a thing
Speaker 1: like packing stadiums and watching performers. But like the fact
Speaker 1: that there's video of like Michael Jackson, like blasting from
Speaker 1: the Corolla Earth and like stomping on stage is then
Speaker 1: like larious soaking in ten minutes of like unadulterated love.
Speaker 2: Like the there was a point where he actually could
Speaker 2: have taken over the world. I genuinely think, yeah, he was,
Speaker 2: Like he was a kill for me. Everyone would have
Speaker 2: killed for him. I really do think that. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with. Is just like his relationship with his fans.
Speaker 2: I guess they're like, like just how big he got?
Speaker 2: Like how like like literally, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jesus Christ, I don't know he was.
Speaker 1: But Drake is bigger than the Beatles, But don't know.
Speaker 2: How I right now, yes, I think so.
Speaker 3: Drake is more important than the Beatles.
Speaker 1: And I'll stop there, and I'll stop there, like we
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. We literally don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it, Like you're forgive me.
Speaker 2: Out on ironically though, I believe that, yeah, same, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not kidding, Like the Beatles did absolutely nothing for my
Speaker 1: sleigh life.
Speaker 2: But I'll let I'll let they put some water and
Speaker 2: pennies on a drum and hit it, and they like
Speaker 2: they revolutionized music forever the bitch. They were high as balls,
Speaker 2: they were on acid.
Speaker 3: What the fun was gonna say?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I lost it. Okay, you're at an hour?
Speaker 2: Wait? What was I dan? You're at an hour?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: The Kaim personator is going a little too far. Like there,
Speaker 1: he's like pushing boundaries that we.
Speaker 2: Don't even do noises, trying to catch it.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to catch you when you fall.
Speaker 1: I don't be here for you.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, so whatever, Maybe that's a sign
Speaker 3: to shut the fuck up. And the episode is over.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna talk about Bedian now media for my boss,
Speaker 1: I watched Spencer and that movie is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: There's nothing better than being a woman in despair, shame, anger, erotica,
Speaker 1: serve each your pearls if you just see your heart. God,
Speaker 1: that was such a fucking good movie. Christin Sewart slays
Speaker 1: the house down boats every day, serving tea, wigwater, cunts giving.
Speaker 1: And then for music for book, I started uh the
Speaker 1: Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath because I'm going to hell
Speaker 1: like we all know that, like I'm going to Hell.
Speaker 3: We know, and that's really good.
Speaker 1: And then for music, I'm gonna have to say he
Speaker 1: Got the Girl by Marine Girls, My Truth, cocktwo Twins,
Speaker 1: Cocktail Twins, Snakeman Freestyle by Baby Father, and I think
Speaker 1: I said I'm Getting Used to You by Selena the
Speaker 1: last episode. But I'm gonna say Ride the Dragon by
Speaker 1: f KA Twigs.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to a lot of FK Twigs. Well,
Speaker 2: I've already kind of discussed my media. Like Egypt documentaries
Speaker 2: are really cool right now, and not the like aliens
Speaker 2: built the pyramids, like no, like like the people, yeah,
Speaker 2: the cool shit about it, like them having batteries and like, yeah,
Speaker 2: them they have batteries. Look it up. It's crazy. I think.
Speaker 2: Another I watched, uh, Eternal Spotlight of the Sun's.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's just the longest name in the world and
Speaker 1: it's like a tongue twister. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Wie.
Speaker 2: I watched that again recently, and that is a great movie. However,
Speaker 2: the soundtrack has been in my rotation. I wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning and I put the soundtrack on a
Speaker 2: little bit and I cry. It's so evil, Like how
Speaker 2: like I think I think it's evil because I tie
Speaker 2: it to like things happening in the movie. There is
Speaker 2: actually I think there was. There's one thing in that
Speaker 2: movie that may be the funniest piece of cinema I've
Speaker 2: ever seen in my entire life, and it's when she's
Speaker 2: on her side and he's like having one of those
Speaker 2: like memory a race, spoiler alert memory or eraser moments,
Speaker 2: and she like they're on the floor and she slides
Speaker 2: away on her side, and I burst out laughing in
Speaker 2: the theater, and people, I've ruined that because it's a
Speaker 2: very serious.
Speaker 3: I know, I know you're not.
Speaker 2: I've ruined it probably for everybody, and I'm not. I
Speaker 2: laughed like that, and it was nice.
Speaker 1: We have the worst It's a humor ever that like
Speaker 1: actually ruins everybody's life and day because literally, like I know,
Speaker 1: I can picture in my head, I know that scene,
Speaker 1: and I also probably would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it it just caught me off. God, I
Speaker 2: forgot it happened. But that soundtrack is amazing. Listen to
Speaker 2: that soundtrack. And then for what were we gonna say?
Speaker 1: Though, I was gonna say, that's one of those movies
Speaker 1: that I haven't watched in a long time because like
Speaker 1: movies like make Me sob like you've seen it, we
Speaker 1: talked about it before, like, and that's one of those
Speaker 1: movies that I like can't rewatch because I remember how
Speaker 1: like fucking heartbreaking and heart wrenching.
Speaker 3: It was to watch.
Speaker 1: But I it's it's always been like in my watchless
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, I need to put on a
Speaker 1: movie right now, where I'm like I need to rewatch this,
Speaker 1: but I can't do it because I'm usually like in
Speaker 1: a good mood and I'm like, that's gonna.
Speaker 2: Ruin my life.
Speaker 1: That's like I refuse to watch Blue Valentine because I've
Speaker 1: always been told it's just like such a fucking sad
Speaker 1: movie for the sake of like a real sad story,
Speaker 1: and if I watched that, you don't have to talk about.
Speaker 3: I'm so fucked up right now. I'm literally so fund up.
Speaker 2: Okay, So my music, and then I want to talk
Speaker 2: about this next little thing, Real Love Baby by Father
Speaker 2: John Misty. Such a cute song.
Speaker 1: That song loss so much sweetness and like love in
Speaker 1: my brain for like twenty twenty. I have a really
Speaker 1: sweet sorry, no You're good. I have a really sweet Memory.
Speaker 1: I think that might have been the song. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: But me and Orian when like this is like no
Speaker 1: one was there, but when we have this like really
Speaker 1: sweet memory together that like it's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: memories with her.
Speaker 3: Was like during like the.
Speaker 1: Summer of twenty twenty, when like chateau was like closed down,
Speaker 1: we got invited to go hang out with literally like
Speaker 1: four other people there and it was just like barren
Speaker 1: and empty, and we were like listening to music and
Speaker 1: like drinking and like talking and like sitting there and
Speaker 1: then that came on and like we's like started dancing
Speaker 1: in the hallways of like the chateau and like holding
Speaker 1: each other's arms and like spinning around and like running
Speaker 1: after each other.
Speaker 2: And it's very that's cute.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't there, so oh because you were you
Speaker 1: were off having fun.
Speaker 2: Me my brother being dead is not me having fun.
Speaker 1: Well when you yeah, when you phrase it like that,
Speaker 1: it sounds like awful.
Speaker 2: Okay. The game goes on by DJ screw K, Rhino
Speaker 2: and Ze listening literally and then this song is in
Speaker 2: my new video Lambent Rag by Clark. I love a
Speaker 2: good piano riff. I love it slaves my life, and
Speaker 2: I just love throwing you off for a loop on
Speaker 2: my YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: And nothing feels better than being in complete and utter
Speaker 1: fucking despair.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry, I just what did y'all think of
Speaker 2: my new video? Be honest?
Speaker 1: When this comes out to be out, yeah, all the
Speaker 1: comments are partly like, oh that sucked.
Speaker 3: That sucked, like you should.
Speaker 2: Like should I continue that series?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna If you don't continue, I'm just gonna hide it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna hire Dan to impersonate you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's really good at that ship.
Speaker 1: Dan. When you do that, you have to say, if
Speaker 1: you're in a earth, Phil is the impersonator, No, Dan
Speaker 1: is sorry, he's fucking have your name. Dan is the impersonator.
Speaker 1: Phil is the one actually filling in and like doing
Speaker 1: the work. Oh no, I I I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh it's me. It's so cold.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're you're really good.
Speaker 2: I committed here job. Come on that three hours?
Speaker 3: That three dollars an hours.
Speaker 2: Really don't tell them that. Oh sorry, well it's like
Speaker 2: fifty dollars an hour in British money. Okay, I really
Speaker 2: want to watch this movie called The art of self defense?
Speaker 3: Oh yeh, should we wait?
Speaker 2: There was a movie we're gonna watch tonight or a
Speaker 2: couple of nights ago.
Speaker 3: Being John Malcholvi.
Speaker 1: Yes, because that's a movie that I never finished. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we okay, that's the end of the step.
Speaker 3: If you got to that of this episode, you'll you'll
Speaker 3: know if you know.
Speaker 1: Next episode, we could talk about the movie and like
Speaker 1: just watch it so that we can like have an
Speaker 1: open discussion about it and.
Speaker 3: There'd be no spoiler.
Speaker 2: New Little Emergency in or come segment is a watch
Speaker 2: watching movie. Watch a movie with us? All right, well
Speaker 2: not with us, because like you're not here, but like
Speaker 2: you're watching it in your own home, and then you
Speaker 2: come back at the end of the week and we
Speaker 2: just discuss it together.
Speaker 3: Well, if we were friends, I want to let you
Speaker 3: over at my house.
Speaker 2: It's us discussing it. And then y'all are just there.
Speaker 3: Talk to your screen. I know you've just been talking
Speaker 3: your screen. I know y'all start talking.
Speaker 4: M