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Speaker 1: We have many international listeners. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's so cool. People all over the world have found

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Speaker 2: our podcasts. I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How many people write to us on Spotify or on

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Speaker 1: Apple saying like, Hey, I listened to your podcast over

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Speaker 1: in Zimbabwe and we want to say thank you to

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Speaker 1: all of our fans abroad. But also if you want

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Speaker 1: to come visit us here in America, because I know

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Speaker 1: so many foreigners right now want to travel everything. But

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Speaker 1: if you do want to, there's a new rule under

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Speaker 1: the new Enhanced Vetting Executive Order where border agents can

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Speaker 1: legally search through your phone and they don't need a

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Speaker 1: warrant to do. That's why Homeland Security is politely suggesting

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Speaker 1: if you're traveling to the US, delete your nudes.

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Speaker 4: I was just thinking that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, seriously, because there's a good

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Speaker 1: chance a border agent will find some nsfws and text

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Speaker 1: it to themselves.

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Speaker 2: It's a good chance they want to find it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. What's your secur no off older code?

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Speaker 2: Way another Brazilian woman coming into the States, I must

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Speaker 2: look through her phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is tempting, especially with all those hot summer bodies.

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Speaker 1: Coming into the country. I don't know if this is

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Speaker 1: you d Rob show, So if you do so, gross,

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Speaker 1: that's where we are as a country now. So if

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Speaker 1: you have sensitive content on your phone, you might want

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Speaker 1: to delete it or maybe visit another less invasive country,

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Speaker 1: or you can do what I do and fill my

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Speaker 1: entire burner phone with nothing butt newts just to watch

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Speaker 1: the border agent's face when he sees what I'm bringing

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Speaker 1: into the country, Like first before I hit play, I'm

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Speaker 1: not zoomed in.

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Speaker 2: Yes, shocking. No, other countries want to see the US's newts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, basket for our focus on their body.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know is the border agent's going to be

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Speaker 1: asking me You're gonna have to check that and carry on.

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Speaker 1: It's too big, sir that you are a correct officer.

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Speaker 1: And I know exactly where to smuggle the shock collar

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Speaker 1: when we do the shock collar.

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Speaker 4: But the day, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: I will need our digital producer to help his gentle

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Speaker 1: touch in order to get it where it needs to

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Speaker 1: be smuggled. So Jake, let's do question first, smuggle pack

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Speaker 1: me later. Okay, Yeah, I'll meet you there sweet.

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Speaker 4: On this day. Back in nineteen ninety three, dinosaurs escaped

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Speaker 4: lawyers got eaten off toilets, and Jeff Goldbloom somehow became

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Speaker 4: a sex symbol. You yes, because the movie Jurassic Park

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Speaker 4: was released in theaters and taught us just because you

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Speaker 4: can make ridiculously insane amusement park, it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Mean you should.

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Speaker 4: But that hasn't stopped entrepreneurs from building bizarre attractions all

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Speaker 4: over the world that are totally unsafe or just flat

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Speaker 4: out weird. Yea, which is why today, in honor Jurassic Park,

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Speaker 4: will be doing a special theme park or dream park

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Speaker 4: edition of of twenty. It is interesting, So you say

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Speaker 4: number one through twenty, I'll tell you about a highly

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Speaker 4: questionable amusement park idea. You just have to tell me

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Speaker 4: if it's a real theme park or a dream park

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Speaker 4: I created in my sweaty nightmares. We'll start with the

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Speaker 4: woman who, if she was a dinosaur, would be called

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Speaker 4: tri cropotops. She has three of them. Number ten. In Japan,

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Speaker 4: there's a theme park called Nasou Highland Park, which includes

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Speaker 4: a roller coaster that takes you directly through a haunted bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Is this a real theme park or a dream park

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Speaker 4: that we may not?

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Speaker 2: Way? Yeah, I don't haunted. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: A haunted bathroom is pretty big and Harry Potter, oh,

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Speaker 3: the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Flushes on its own.

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Speaker 1: Disneyland has the whole haunted mansion too, and there is

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Speaker 1: no haunted bathroom in the Disneyland one. So glad they

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Speaker 1: found their niche.

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Speaker 4: We have a haunted bathroom here at work, and only

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Speaker 4: Jose uses it.

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Speaker 2: Ghost Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I feel like

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Speaker 2: it's kind of lame, and I can see it.

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Speaker 4: Just going through like a collapse, like a haunted creepy house,

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Speaker 4: maybe like the whole roller coaster.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and then they're happy to be a bathroom.

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Speaker 1: In Japan, they have smart toilets, so I could see

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Speaker 1: how the smart toilets would get like infected by ghosts

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Speaker 1: and then start saying some really weird stuff.

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Speaker 4: Very vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go theme park, Alex says.

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Speaker 4: Theme park. Yeah, that's real. Bathroom is part of a

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Speaker 4: horror theme section, and yes it has sound effects in

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Speaker 4: every stall. Scary Brook Number ten is.

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Speaker 2: Off the board, give me fourteen?

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Speaker 4: Will you say? Please?

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Speaker 2: Please thank you?

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Speaker 4: Brook Breadland is a yeast themed amusement park in southern

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Speaker 4: Germany where the Jeffrey do not laugh at East in

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Speaker 4: southern Germany, where the rides are shaped like baguettes and pretzels.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the best part is that the mascot is a

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Speaker 4: talking bread roll named air Gluten. A real theme park

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Speaker 4: or a dream park he made up a smell amazing.

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Speaker 2: It would be the dream park of my dreams.

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Speaker 3: But I just don't know that air Gluten is going

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Speaker 3: to be the guy who's representing Germany. There's not enough

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Speaker 3: sausages at this park to be German, so I say

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Speaker 3: Pretzels Redland.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm going to say dream park.

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Speaker 4: Brook says, it's a fake park, that's a dreaming park.

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Speaker 4: It's totally made up, but it does smell like a

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Speaker 4: good idea. Jose, ten and fourteen have been taken any

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Speaker 4: number from you? Let's go seven, Jose. In Lithuania, there's

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Speaker 4: a former Soviet prison turned interactive attraction called Stalin World What,

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Speaker 4: where guests are yelled at by actors, wear prison uniforms

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Speaker 4: and experienced life under totalitarian rule. The park or a

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Speaker 4: dream park.

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Speaker 1: Brought your kids? Want to go and do this one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent?

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Speaker 2: I bet they check your phones before you enter.

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Speaker 1: Oh you get you get a whole body cavity search

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Speaker 1: before you step through this journey.

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Speaker 2: They took my phone away, and my keys and my everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say nightmare of a dream part.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't believe it, he says, dream park. No, Jose, it's

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Speaker 4: a real theme park. It's called Grutas Park. It is

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Speaker 4: very weird, and it is even more real than it

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Speaker 4: is weird.

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Speaker 1: The Liuanians have a different sense of fun than we

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Speaker 1: do over here.

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Speaker 4: That's funny over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's to remind them that they don't want to

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Speaker 2: go there. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Do you buy the Fasttali commuter sentence? Yeah, show trip yes, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Broadcast park Yeah.

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Speaker 1: For Breadland over this okay?

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey and fourteen have been chosen two Jeffrey. In South Korea,

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Speaker 4: South there's a theme park called Poo Poo Land where

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Speaker 4: you journey through a giant digestive system and end up

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Speaker 4: in a bathroom theme gift shop bathrooms today. Wow? Is

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Speaker 4: this a real theme park or a dream park that

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Speaker 4: we made up?

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Speaker 1: All the countries in Asia they have an obsession with

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Speaker 1: the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the toilet restaurants and stuff, dude.

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Speaker 4: And they have bidays too.

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Speaker 3: Man. My kids would love to travel through the digestive.

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Speaker 2: Anything that ends up in a gift shop.

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Speaker 4: They love imagine their beda rights like splash Mountain where

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Speaker 4: you can get.

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Speaker 1: To the end to explas or just imagine all of

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Speaker 1: their food. It's like themed like poop I guess, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that'd be kind of fun to eat.

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Speaker 2: Let's just go with a lot of chocolate ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want to say theme park on this Jeffrey Shows

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Speaker 1: theme park.

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Speaker 4: He thinks poopoo Land is real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe people Land is.

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Speaker 4: Very real, very weird. It's an attraction you could find

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Speaker 4: in Seoul, South Korea.

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Speaker 2: There's so many places broadcasts from.

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Speaker 4: That's right, poopoo Land. Please dm us and Jose, I'm

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Speaker 4: sorry you are the only loser of Today twenty.

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Speaker 1: That means, Jose, it's going to be getting shocked. And

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Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear a song Party in the USA

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Speaker 1: by Miley cyrus So.

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Speaker 4: So I put my hands up.

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Speaker 2: They're playing my song The Butterflies Flyway.

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Speaker 1: Nod in my head like yeah, and I'm moving in

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Speaker 1: my heads like yeah. That is your shock collar question

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Speaker 1: of the day. We got your phone taps coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning