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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the letter. You're crazy, Steve Strawberry. Letter,

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Speaker 1: all right, subject a stinky situation. Dear Stephen Shirley. I

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Speaker 1: met a very nice man three months ago and we

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Speaker 1: of my dreams until two weeks ago we ended up

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Speaker 1: back at his house after a great dinner date. We

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Speaker 1: was about to go down, so we started taking off

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Speaker 1: our clothes. He took his shirt off first, then his pants,

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Speaker 1: and Stephen Shirley funk, I had never smelled before, hit

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Speaker 1: I thought that maybe he had a long, busy day

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Speaker 1: that date. But he's not a small guy, so he

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Speaker 1: should have known better. I didn't say anything to him

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Speaker 1: about it. A week later, I decided to give it

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Speaker 1: another try to see what happens this times. As things

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Speaker 1: guide it, that same body odor hit me in the

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Speaker 1: face again. Now I can't make Now, I can't make

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Speaker 1: any more excuses for him. He is a grown man.

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Speaker 1: When he's fully dressed, he looks clean, and he smells

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Speaker 1: like a nice cologne. But when he starts taking his

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Speaker 1: Besides the funk, he is a great and loving guy.

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Speaker 1: What should I do? Oh? This is horrible. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this really is bad. This is this is really really bad.

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Speaker 1: This is because I mean, this is like a deal

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Speaker 1: breaker right here. This is a deal breaker. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know it because we

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Speaker 1: is this is this some sort of he's got to

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Speaker 1: if you want to have a future with him, you

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Speaker 1: have to tell him. You should tell him. You have

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Speaker 1: got to tell him. I don't I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I would stick around for this. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: But it could be that he just doesn't know. Although

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't

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Speaker 1: he has a bad sense of smell. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But this problem has to be addressed, and you have

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Speaker 1: to tell him. That's all I can tell you. You

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Speaker 1: it's a medical issue, if he's sick or something, you

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Speaker 1: This is bad. This is the deal breaker. Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, let's get this clip. This ain't medical. See,

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Speaker 1: let's go through this. Let let me tell what happened.

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Speaker 1: You finally met the man of my dreams ago. We

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Speaker 1: ended up back at this house after some dating. We're

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Speaker 1: to go down, keywords, about to go down, so we

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Speaker 1: started taking our clothes off. He took off his shirt first.

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Speaker 1: He know to do this first because just to break

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Speaker 1: then his hands. Wait a minute, go back, what is

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Speaker 1: a person into it? You can't just snatch. He know

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Speaker 1: he no, let me take your shirt off first? Ready,

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Speaker 1: now to pass, Stephen Sherleon funk that I had never

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Speaker 1: That's what you're trying to say. I can't see it

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Speaker 1: had been contained in the pass pass, got a belt

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Speaker 1: His ankles got funk on it because that's the only outlet.

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Speaker 1: When you got past. You're walking so and when you

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Speaker 1: what is that? But you don't know it. But when

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Speaker 1: So I'm must have to tell you when I come back,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know what happened when the pass

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Speaker 1: came down, why happened, and why continues to happen, and

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Speaker 1: the past came down? All right, Steve, let's go. When

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Speaker 1: Now now part two it's the bottom area. So let's

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Speaker 1: get to the strawberry letter for today. A stinky situation.

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Speaker 1: Let's recap Steve, this woman that meant the man in

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Speaker 1: He took his shirt off first, be in his pass and,

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Speaker 1: as the lady wrote, Stephen, Sure, a funk that I

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Speaker 1: cause it had been released. It's been locked up a belt,

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Speaker 1: a song about it, the Hot Tops. When the funk

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Speaker 1: sure he's ready here, she said, but he is not

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Speaker 1: what did that do it? Don't worry about that. A

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Speaker 1: week later I decided to give it another try to

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Speaker 1: see what happened. This time things got heated the same body,

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Speaker 1: But when he started taking his clothes off is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you can walk around like that?

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Speaker 1: Am I wrong for not being honest? When he helping

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Speaker 1: work past the smell issue, She's not wrong. He then

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Speaker 1: got used to it. Mm hmm. He can't smell what

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Speaker 1: you smell. It's stay. You ever been on people's houses

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Speaker 1: and they gotta smell to it and you'll be going, Man,

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Speaker 1: how y'all sitting up in here and see they living? Now?

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Speaker 1: See he lived with the phone. Now, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you why he stinks because inside them pass it's crevices

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Speaker 1: and cracks. He words cracks. No, you were what you want?

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Speaker 1: It's the unlashen. It's like you've seen that movie Prides

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Speaker 1: of the Crimin when the cracking, cracking, cracking. That's what

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Speaker 1: too much the cracking. He takes his plants down. It

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Speaker 1: burning on the edges. Your eyes is watering up. He's

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Speaker 1: First of all, he is not cleaning himself properly, right,

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Speaker 1: he taking bird baths. He needs to get he tapping

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Speaker 1: needs pine salt. Would you be real with you? He

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Speaker 1: needs folk caps of pine saw in his bath water.

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Speaker 1: Really your pine saw stuff? You clean the toilet with it? Well,

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Speaker 1: don't he smell like about? See? He needs to run

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Speaker 1: some bath water and put that little man in the

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Speaker 1: got to get something bubbling in now. See, I can't

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Speaker 1: tell you what I really want to tell you because

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Speaker 1: I had to rethank my answer because there's a lot

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Speaker 1: But let's just say cracks and crevice. We know what

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, we got Let me tell you what.

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Speaker 1: Let let me tell what the real problem is. That

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Speaker 1: center split that thing right there. It's it's got some

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Speaker 1: something going on. It's got something going on that he's

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Speaker 1: an install a date today. He needs a date to

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Speaker 1: date in ten. That damn shower out. Move it over

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Speaker 1: the total Toto has a toilet seat that you can buy, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's an automated toilet seat that you you don't have

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Speaker 1: all that spray, all that every single time you go

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Speaker 1: If you don't have that money, they make a toilet

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Speaker 1: to put pressure washing on it. He got to get

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Speaker 1: pressure now. If he don't. If you don't have the

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Speaker 1: five it's his privates he needs now. Now, he's not

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Speaker 1: gonna do this here because it looked real scary. He needs.

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Speaker 1: He needed to pack Alko corn starch on him. I

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Speaker 1: It was with this girl. I was in college and

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Speaker 1: pull my drawl. Boy. She saw him white pellets on me.

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Speaker 1: That girl started crying. I didn't know what she was

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Speaker 1: don't be afraid of it. It ain't gonna anything's gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm with you on the pressure wise. You're listening to

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