WEBVTT - Wedding Bells (6/14/2017)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the solid verbal I'll that for me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a man, I'm forty. I've heard so many players say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be happy. You want to be happy

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<v Speaker 1>for dake Edo state. Is that woo woom? And Dan

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<v Speaker 1>and tie welcome back to the solid Ruber boys and girls.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Ti Hildebrand, joining me once again, my

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<v Speaker 1>good friend now back in this home of homes in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City. Dan Rubinstein newly married? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the word betrothed? Betrothed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I am newly married. I have a ring on

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<v Speaker 2>my ring finger on my left hand, and it's official.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you used to the feel of the ring yet?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, oh, I'm not betrothed, betrothed is engaged. I

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<v Speaker 1>am wed. Are you used to the ring yet? That's

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<v Speaker 1>my go to question as like an icebreaker for all

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<v Speaker 1>my newly married friends. I'm not, Yeah, sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>I take it off when I shower because it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit big and so like washing your hands soap,

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<v Speaker 2>it sort of gets a little slippery, and I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get it sized a bit. But I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I play with the ring all day. I'm spinning

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<v Speaker 2>it all day with the thumb so I assume that

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't stop. No, used to the rim, the ring, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>used to uh married life. I've lived with her, lived

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<v Speaker 2>with the now solid wife. I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call her now, Yeah, because there's solid wife Kate.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I could call her by her name.

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<v Speaker 1>I should probably we can't go A and B because

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<v Speaker 1>that's demeaning to the B and certainly that's not our intention. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I will clear it with her. She's not famous.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why this is such a big deal,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna clear with her because that's what you're

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to do now, right, You're supposed to to really

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<v Speaker 2>make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to get the waiver before you make any discsbsolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her name is not Kate. Yeah, okay, so it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be a little bit easy on that front. Life is good.

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<v Speaker 2>Ty got back from mooning a few days ago. Was

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<v Speaker 2>thrilled to have you in Solid Wife Kate in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Great. It was great. I'm honored to have been there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was terrific to see you and Doc Rubinstein up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a hearty discussion with Doc Rubinstein both at

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding. At the rehearsal, dinner, at the wedding, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the day after the wedding. That's incredible. We were talking,

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking politics, we were talking religion. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we even talked a little bit of space, which, as

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<v Speaker 1>you know, is sort of my wheelhouse passion. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know the thrust of a Falcon heavy rocket,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your guy. But now it was good to see everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that that's a euphemism. I'm assuming right, you are

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<v Speaker 1>really going for it. Yeah, so everything was good.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to recap everything, I think at the back

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<v Speaker 2>half of the show, but we're keeping everything thematic. We're

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<v Speaker 2>keeping everything tight in terms of our discussion points today,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have a show that I think interrelates college

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<v Speaker 2>football sort of big picture and where we stand right

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<v Speaker 2>now with marriage and a wedding and all things love.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think we're just going to go forward in

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<v Speaker 2>that direction.

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<v Speaker 1>Without further ado. Here's what we're doing. Dan and I

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<v Speaker 1>have put together a rather long list, if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>say so myself, of college football marriages, college football unions,

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<v Speaker 1>college football relationships. Yes, we're not necessarily talking about coach

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<v Speaker 1>in school. Could be talking about school and conference, could

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<v Speaker 1>be talking about quarterback in school, could be talking about

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<v Speaker 1>man and actual wife, offense and school, a whole variety

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<v Speaker 1>of different unions that we've come to own the college

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<v Speaker 1>football world, and we've chosen this opportunity to not only

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<v Speaker 1>evaluate those relationships but also talking a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>depth about what we feel goes on behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely things of that nature. So body stuff, if I

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<v Speaker 1>could there, it is there. It is Dan really going,

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<v Speaker 1>really going exet Father the Bride music, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>it is, it is absolutely Father of the Bride music.

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<v Speaker 1>First one up here. It's a new marriage, Dan. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>take that music down, thank you? Okay. Lane Kiffin and

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<v Speaker 1>Florida Atlantic University, Yes, Lane Kiffen recently announced, as of

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a couple months ago that he's a new

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<v Speaker 1>head football coach at Florida Atlantic. Obviously they're excited to

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<v Speaker 1>get someone of Lane Kiffin's caliber. M HM instantly raises

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<v Speaker 1>the profile of Fau. Dan, what do you think so

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<v Speaker 1>this is about six months old? Certainly not his first choice. No,

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<v Speaker 1>in that realm he's recruited.

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<v Speaker 2>Interestingly, I would say fair to say some you know,

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps a little above Fau's normal level, some some interesting

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<v Speaker 2>recruits there I would say it's awkward. It doesn't look

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<v Speaker 2>like a long term fit, but it serves a purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe like a green card marriage tie. Oh maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>know Lane Kiffen wants something out of it, FAU want

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<v Speaker 2>something out of it. It's a marriage of convenience, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Fau's profile is being raised. Lane Kiffin is

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<v Speaker 2>there to prove that he can run a program responsibly,

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<v Speaker 2>win have an Act two and so both parties are

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<v Speaker 2>getting something out of it, and it feels like college football,

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<v Speaker 2>the citizenship of college football, respectability.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? A celebrity marriage is what came to

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<v Speaker 1>mind for me? Why is that one of convenience? One

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<v Speaker 1>mostly about advancement in PR, raising the profile? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries. Wow, I don't know who's who.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, Fa, you would have to be

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Humphries. Okay, Lane Kiffin's always had a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of Kim king, but just feels like one of PR.

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<v Speaker 1>PR is like the central theme here. I think for

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<v Speaker 1>both sides. That being said, I think Lane Kiffin will

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely make FAU better. I don't there's your question about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's already brought a little excitement to the program. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure he'll bring a little bit more controversy to the

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<v Speaker 1>program before his time is through there. But to me,

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<v Speaker 1>does not feel like it's going to last more than

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<v Speaker 1>what two years? It'll serve its purpose ty two years

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<v Speaker 1>over under two years.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's in Florida. So awkward marriages in Florida. That's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>sort of a thing, perfectly on point.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's move on, Let's go to a different one.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we got, I have more music. Let's stay

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<v Speaker 1>in the state. Let's stay in the great state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't a coach at a school. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback in his school. This is Malik Zaire in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked a little bit last week in your absence

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<v Speaker 1>about this with our good friend Andy Staples. But Malik Zaier,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, grad transferring away from Notre Dame didn't quite

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<v Speaker 1>work out at Notre Dame the way he had hoped,

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<v Speaker 1>the way frankly, a lot of Notre Dame fails had hoped.

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<v Speaker 1>He now is going to press his luck at Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>The overriding theme to me here is one of desperation,

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<v Speaker 1>really desperation on both sides. I think if you're League Zaire,

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<v Speaker 1>you're desperate to just go out there and at least

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<v Speaker 1>play a full season of Maybe desperation maybe a might

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<v Speaker 1>be an extreme word, but I see where you're going.

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<v Speaker 1>Desperation for him and certainly for Florida. If you're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of this in pure relationship terms, like if this is

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<v Speaker 1>a tender situation, Florida swiped right on everybody, everyone available

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<v Speaker 1>who was other than what they presently had. They swiped right.

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<v Speaker 1>It just so happens that Meleague's Ire swiped back. So

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<v Speaker 1>for me, that's the theme here. It's one of desperation,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe more so for the Florida Gators and Jim Maceawaine

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<v Speaker 1>than than League's Ire.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I'm looking at this as sort of a later

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<v Speaker 2>in life, both parties looking for companionship grad transfer. Obviously

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<v Speaker 2>it's very promising, just because you know these two people

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<v Speaker 2>have sort of shared experiences. One is looking, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>both are looking. It might be a little bit awkward

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<v Speaker 2>for you, maybe as a grandchild scene as your nutty

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<v Speaker 2>grandmother splitting from your grandfather, but it's sort of for

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<v Speaker 2>the best you could see it, you know, like they

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<v Speaker 2>just sort of what they weren't clicking anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So, And are you think that she found a companion?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you thinking gated community met during the pinocle game

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<v Speaker 1>kind of situation?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like ultimately, you know, it's probably not going to

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<v Speaker 2>last decades, it's not going to last a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the situation you're describing somebody dies first, Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the morbid reality of what you're describing to me, the

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<v Speaker 1>person that dies. And this is eligibility okay, right for

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<v Speaker 1>a league. Are we're talking in all metaphors here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe sort of end your career, you know, fitting

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<v Speaker 2>in somewhere with someone that sort of makes you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like the real you. How about that? Come on, ty,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all about optimism. Now that I've been married for

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<v Speaker 2>two one and a half weeks, I'm really feeling it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, that's great, really putting an optimistic slant on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, because listen, there is a higher ceiling for each now, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because we don't know and.

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<v Speaker 1>There is definitely a reason for optimism. Yeah, let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>so we can duck out of the metaphor for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Florida won the SEC East with lesser talent. Oh, totally, Xaire, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>So imagine what this marriage can be with a more

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<v Speaker 2>attentive in every way.

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<v Speaker 1>Ty, there you go, spouse. Here's the thing. And Andy

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<v Speaker 1>brought this up when we talked to him on last week.

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<v Speaker 1>You talked to him, when I talked to him. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not totally convinced that Zaire is going to win that

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<v Speaker 1>job over Felipe Franks. He's not totally convinced. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to see a little bit more the whipper

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<v Speaker 1>snapper in the retirement community. Sure, I think Zaire would

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<v Speaker 1>have to be the favorite at this point, but people

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<v Speaker 1>are excited about Frank's He's just raw at a minimum.

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<v Speaker 1>Provided everyone stays healthy. This gives you more depth than

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<v Speaker 1>you've had ever. And then Jim macawain era and believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a Florida fan, I think you take that

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, even if Zire never sees the field,

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<v Speaker 1>to know that he is there in case something goes

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<v Speaker 1>wrong to your starter, which is something you've had to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the last couple of years. You'll take that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're cool with that, all right? Moving on, speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>the gated community fifty five an older relationship, Let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about Kirk Farrance and the Iowahawkeyes, Dan, what how you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about this marriage?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I really like Kirk Farence. He seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>a very nice guy. We talked to hibout to him,

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<v Speaker 2>we did. So this is clearly longtime companion. Is he

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<v Speaker 2>now the longest tenured coach with Bob stoop stepping down?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that he's been at Iowa for like that it

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<v Speaker 1>feels like ninety two years.

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<v Speaker 2>So probably Yeah, so longtime companion Kirk Farens is to Iowa.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing necessarily flashy. There's no spontaneous trips to a

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<v Speaker 2>tropical island for you know, a surprise just just because ty.

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<v Speaker 2>But he always remembers birthdays. He always remembers anniversaries. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't hurt that he married into money. Is he still

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<v Speaker 2>doing savings bonds for the grandkids? Absolutely, he's responsible about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he shows, he gets back from work on

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<v Speaker 2>time for dinner whatever. You know, maybe a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a it's a little bit strange that their adult

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<v Speaker 2>child is still living with them, a little bit strange, bros.

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<v Speaker 2>But other than that, he's a rock tie he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a rock in this relationship, and everybody's happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes there might be looking outside and you

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<v Speaker 2>know what else is out there? Should it be you know,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody more handsome, more beautiful, whatever, But you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>Ultimately they're right for each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I would I would describe this marriage as Eminem the

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<v Speaker 1>rapper or the candy. No, no, no, I'm talking Eminem. I

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<v Speaker 1>made up my own acronym here okay, oh amm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And it doesn't stand for anything, you know, spicy. It

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<v Speaker 1>stands for monotonous and monogamous. That's how I feel about

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Have you ever seen a married couple that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of looks a lot alike just physically, they look

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<v Speaker 1>a lot alike when they walk through the mall. You

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<v Speaker 1>see them next to each other, and it's, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>sure they're becoming one another. I almost feel like that's

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with Kirk Farrence and Iowa. They've almost

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<v Speaker 1>assumed each other's identity. And if you saw them out

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<v Speaker 1>in public wearing you know, matching Jeane jackets, it would

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<v Speaker 1>totally relate. I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would push back a little bit on monotonous. I

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<v Speaker 2>would say that every so often they go on a

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<v Speaker 2>vacation that is memorable and sparks fly, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe at the breakfast nook. Every so often they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>remember Jamaica, the open bar on the boat. Okay, we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking Orange Bowl, we're talking Rose Bowl, We're talking consistency.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's there's a spike every so often you're like, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>remember when we went to that ski cabin. We need

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<v Speaker 1>you need a spark for anything long term like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, so I'm saying, not fully consistently monotonous. I'm saying

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<v Speaker 2>there are there's some some heartbeats on that EKG.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, moving on. So look, this next one, to

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<v Speaker 1>me feels like it has potential to go to that

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<v Speaker 1>Iowa level. Now, it's not quite as monotonous, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's definitely been some extramarital flirting. Really, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like there probably has been. But David Shawn Stanford mm hm.

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<v Speaker 1>They also have a little begun to assume each other's identity.

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<v Speaker 1>It might not be quite as as boring and meat

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<v Speaker 1>and potatoes as the Iowa situation that I described, But

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<v Speaker 1>David Shawn Stanford to me feels like a near perfect union.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very alike in nearly every respect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say David Shaw and Stanford are the

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<v Speaker 2>couple that they're just so dependably great on like a

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<v Speaker 2>double date. Tie, He's like, you know what, God, I

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<v Speaker 2>love David and Melissa. They're just they're great together. They're

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<v Speaker 2>they're both successful. They both seem so into each other,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe a little over the top into each

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<v Speaker 2>other that they're like, you know, giggly and whatever when

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<v Speaker 2>they're out together. But he's thoughtful, dependable, he's adventurous. The

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<v Speaker 2>fire still burns Tie, it burns bright. I would even

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<v Speaker 2>go as far as saying, when the couple goes home

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<v Speaker 2>after a double date with David Shawn Stanford, they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>why aren't you more like David? Why are Stanford bakes

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<v Speaker 2>all the time for David? David comes back with flowers

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<v Speaker 2>all the time for Why can't you be a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more like them?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what is just a brilliant man, brilliant

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<v Speaker 1>young Yeah, the younger son, Christian, he's going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>out Okay. Absolutely, it feels like they're very very perfect union.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, they're the Christmas card, the Holiday card for David.

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<v Speaker 1>Shawn Stanford is just like, man, they just it just

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<v Speaker 1>keeps getting. You know, one's an executive, one's a doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>one's a lawyer, one's you know, traveling the world and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, working in orphanages in Asia. Like just this

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<v Speaker 1>family's got it together. And this couple, even with all

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<v Speaker 1>of the kids and all of the time in college,

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<v Speaker 1>all the that they've been through, David Shawn Stanford, are

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<v Speaker 1>just still they just stare into each other's eyes and

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<v Speaker 1>just have it for it. It's just reliable, absolutely reliable

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<v Speaker 1>in every facet. If your car breaks down on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road, you can call the Shaw household

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<v Speaker 1>the Stanford house.

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<v Speaker 2>There'll be anytime you anytime you doubt them, they're they're

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<v Speaker 2>just still there for you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's do another one here. Okay, I was good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Dan, Let's take a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>left turn. Okay, Hugh Freeze and old miss This marriage

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<v Speaker 1>has seen some better days, hasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, Ty, it started out gangbusters. We're talking about they

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<v Speaker 2>all trips, they all do We're the honeymoon period was

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<v Speaker 2>just electric. We're talking mile high club tie. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>worked down now, Okay, I'm just saying, just can't keep

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<v Speaker 2>their paws off each other. And at a certain point

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<v Speaker 2>when you have two people who are so passionate. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's sort of like with with the great fire comes

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of smoke, comes a lot of you know, embers,

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<v Speaker 2>comes a lot of heat, and that's not always the

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<v Speaker 2>healthiest thing, Tye and you know, burn bright to start

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<v Speaker 2>anything flaming out. But when you have that in your gut, tie,

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<v Speaker 2>when you've got that fire and something's not always there

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<v Speaker 2>to deal with it. Maybe maybe there's some cheating, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>there's some you know, maybe not fully you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>full evidence. What I'm hearing is that this is a

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<v Speaker 2>marriage built on lust and not love. That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm trying to get you. You know, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>Ole missed, or maybe Hugh Fraze discovered some weird texts,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe bank account activity that just seems a little bit off.

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<v Speaker 1>See I wrote down credit card debt on my sheets

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<v Speaker 1>here there it is ty credit. It feels to me

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<v Speaker 1>like a situation like you described, a lot of passion,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of lust to begin the marriage, and then

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<v Speaker 1>slowly but surely, one side has mismatched expectations. Sure once

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<v Speaker 1>an in ground pool, once a beach house runs up,

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<v Speaker 1>the credit card, things start to kind of come off

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<v Speaker 1>the swivel very casually they become I don't know, different

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<v Speaker 1>people on different page is and that's when things start

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<v Speaker 1>to go awry. Started great every so often, though every

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<v Speaker 1>so often they can still click. They can still click.

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<v Speaker 1>Still remember what brought them together had a few great years.

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<v Speaker 1>But doctor Bo, I mean doctor Bro brought them that

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<v Speaker 1>brought him together. But uh, here we sit now, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a case of mismatched expectations at this point. Yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>not everybody was meant to be long term is almost

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<v Speaker 1>going to be any good this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I like quarterback situation. Yeah, like Shape Patterson, I like

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<v Speaker 2>Sha Patterson. That can cover for a lot. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think the depth is going to be there for a

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<v Speaker 2>double digit type run, even close to it. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think they can be exciting. I think they could be exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder though, with all the depth elsewhere in the

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<v Speaker 1>SEC West, because even if that side of the conference

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<v Speaker 1>dips a little bit because there's been turnover, it's still

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<v Speaker 1>pretty tough. True.

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<v Speaker 2>The good news is, I think the offenses right now

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<v Speaker 2>in the SEC West aren't necessarily the scariest pack. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't really know what to spect out of LSU

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<v Speaker 2>Techa and M still has quarterback issues. Mississippi State, as

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<v Speaker 2>promising as Nick Fitzgerald is, didn't put up a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of offense at all times last season. Alabama should be good,

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<v Speaker 2>but lose a lot on defense. Offensively, I think we're

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<v Speaker 2>more confident in Alabama than we have been for a

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<v Speaker 2>long time, just in terms of certainty of system, even

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<v Speaker 2>without Lane Kiffin, but just with what they bring back.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not the worst time for ole Miss to

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<v Speaker 2>have to win every game. Forty one thirty three. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you put the went on here? I did. So.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a marriage between Notre Dame and not Brian Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame in independence, Notre Dame in independence. This isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a real relationship though.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what is Notre Dame's full time conference affiliation.

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame is married to Independence, but Independence is not

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<v Speaker 1>married to Notre Dame. It's the idea of independence. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a my strange addiction situation, like where someone's into

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<v Speaker 1>eating glass or hugging their car something.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wow, comparing Notre dames full time conference affiliation to

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<v Speaker 2>eating glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's an unbalance between Notre Dame and independence. Notre

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<v Speaker 1>Dame loves once needs that independence. Independence because it is

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<v Speaker 1>not a real entity, couldn't give to you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>about Notre Dame.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to look up the standings on ESPN dot

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<v Speaker 2>lifted there.

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<v Speaker 1>It is CEFP independence. That's what I'm seeing, Ty, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a label joking aside. Here's what I know about

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame in independence. I can't speak from the independence

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<v Speaker 1>side of this relationship mm hmm, because I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a real side. But we'll just talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>relationship as a whole. The relationship as a whole as

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<v Speaker 1>this I can speak to it from the Notre Dame

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<v Speaker 1>side of things. I was surprised, and I think non

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame fans would be surprised if they really had

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<v Speaker 1>a good sense for how much Notre Dame values it's independence.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there is an impulse among Notre Dame haters

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<v Speaker 1>out there to look at this and say that Notre

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<v Speaker 1>Dame just thinks they're better than Big ten ACC at

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<v Speaker 1>the Convention twelve. Right, they think they're better than college

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<v Speaker 1>football norms, therefore they are not in a conference. I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you that that's an inaccurate depiction of Notre Dame.

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<v Speaker 1>Notre Dame values that independence, and there are many examples

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<v Speaker 1>of Notre Dame acting like it is better than something,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I don't want to discredit that part of

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<v Speaker 1>the equation, but this is not one of those cases.

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<v Speaker 1>They really truly have built this football program around this

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<v Speaker 1>notion of independence, that they can go and play a

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<v Speaker 1>USC one week, that they can go and play a

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<v Speaker 1>Florida State the next week, that they're not tied into

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<v Speaker 1>any real true conference affiliation though they play a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of ACC teams. It really is the bedrock on which

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the thinking, the planning, the whatever that

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:45.560
<v Speaker 1>this football program is built. So it's definitely not coming

0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 1>from a place of Holier than Thou, though many other

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 1>aspects of the program maybe so.

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I would say it's not an arranged marriage tie, but

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 2>sort of in that old fashioned kind of way, they

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 2>came together because they sort of fit together and what

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:06.560
<v Speaker 2>works for them might not work for others. And maybe

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:09.359
<v Speaker 2>they never had kids and everybody. They just sort of

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:12.920
<v Speaker 2>traveled the world and enjoyed life their way. And maybe

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.040
<v Speaker 2>their friends say, well, why don't you, you know, you

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:18.280
<v Speaker 2>live in a cold place, why don't you move to Florida, Arizona, California? Like,

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 2>you know what, we like what we like, We like

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 2>living here in Indiana.

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:24.280
<v Speaker 1>What about what about a common law marriage for this?

0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:27.920
<v Speaker 1>That's not bad. Yeah, it's just they've been together for

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:32.280
<v Speaker 1>so long at this point the change wouldn't really make sense.

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:37.040
<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't make either of them happy to be apart

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:40.280
<v Speaker 1>from the other common law marriage. I don't know what

0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:44.920
<v Speaker 1>the statute is for common law, but certainly they've eclipsed

0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>it at this point, right.

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 2>Maybe an older couple who they just sort of they

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 2>eat dinner, they eat breakfast at the place they like,

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:53.000
<v Speaker 2>They eat dinner at the place they like. Maybe their

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 2>friends say, like, why don't you try Japanese food? Why

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:57.680
<v Speaker 2>don't you try Mexican food? And like, who whoa, we

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 2>like our diner. Now, we're good like our diner.

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:04.840
<v Speaker 1>We like what we like. And there's you know, maybe

0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:08.719
<v Speaker 1>every so often one or the other has some or

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe just notre dame. I guess, because that's the only

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:15.160
<v Speaker 1>true entity. Has some lingering resentment over what could have been,

0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 1>but ultimately, you know, we're just a We're just a

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>diner couple. That's who we are, all right. I have

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>nothing for this one. I have something. This is I

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 1>always say something you do. This is Texas A and

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 1>M and the SEC Dan. Yes, I'll tell you what.

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:41.439
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to kind of conjure up to me.

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:47.920
<v Speaker 1>A and M in the SEC logistically speaking, fits very well.

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:50.360
<v Speaker 1>It made a ton of sense to bring them into

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the SEC. Yep. It still feels, though, like the SEC

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 1>hasn't fully accepted A and M. Okay, so they don't

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 1>they fit. They don't fully fit. And that's about as

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 1>far as I got.

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking of a divorce. A

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 2>maybe not fully thinking through marrying a high maintenance trophy

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 2>spouse looks great in pictures on paper in certain scenarios,

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.879
<v Speaker 2>you know, fancy dinners. You've got this beautiful human on

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 2>your arm, but god, the maintenance is tough. There's you know,

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 2>they're expensive, and you know they come with friends who

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:32.439
<v Speaker 2>are expensive and just sort of a pain. And you

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.439
<v Speaker 2>really didn't think through everything that would come along with

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 2>you know, getting married so quickly after divorcing, and you know,

0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 2>the maturity, the understanding.

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>It may just never happen. It might just be sort

0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>of separate pages that you know, we're satisfied with the situation,

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:52.840
<v Speaker 1>but never really fulfilled. You're describing, you're describing some sort

0:28:52.880 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>of escort service that ultimately led to marriage. That's what

0:28:55.880 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing here, Dan, Well.

0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Money's involved, Hi, lots lots of money. So that's where

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm at right now. A divorce, a sort of thinking

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 2>things would be better, but ultimately, you know, maybe it's

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 2>there's just it's an uphill battle. Tie, it's an uphill battle.

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Who is a divorce in this equation? Well?

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Text A and m Lea at twelve? Okay, leaving the

0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Big twelve, which was you know, an ex that was

0:29:23.800 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>you know, it was a rocky relationship. Tie was a

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 2>rocky but an ultimately, you know, a defensible break. But

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, there's there's baggage there, Tie, All right, there's baggage.

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>But stay in the sec if you don't mind, please,

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited about this one. I have a hunch that

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 1>after working on this show together for nearly ten seasons,

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>now you and I are going the same place with

0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>edwar Gern in Lsu. Yes, this is when I think, so,

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, this is raw ripping your clothes off passion here, Dan.

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>It's still very early, So that's still very early. It

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 1>could be a lust situation like we described earlier with

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Hugh Freeze, but I don't think so. I think this

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 1>is I just wrote down on my sheet passionate intercourse.

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's different. I think it's different than

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Hugh frees I'll tell you why, Tye ed Arzron has

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:24.160
<v Speaker 2>long had his eye on this spouse. Okay, oh, long

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 2>time crush.

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Like a high school sweetheart.

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, But you know what, ty As, you know as

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 2>is what happens. You know, you go your separate ways,

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 2>you get married to others, and you live your life,

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 2>and you know, maybe it could have been maybe not,

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:40.520
<v Speaker 2>who will ever know barring crazy circumstances.

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>But here we are. Cam Cameron just didn't make you

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>feel dangerous. Both divorced, both find themselves in the hometown,

0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:52.200
<v Speaker 1>the home state, and you're like, why not? And finally

0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:56.800
<v Speaker 1>made his move, perhaps a bit paranoid because so much

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 1>has gone into this in his head that you know

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>us you was getting hit on and eed all the

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>time by all these other schools trying to have camps

0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>in the state of LSU. So he is fiercely protective.

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 2>But we're still in that honeymoon stage, so you know,

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 2>maybe a little over reacting. You know, if they're out

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:16.480
<v Speaker 2>at a restaurant and a stranger comes up, or you know,

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 2>a friend comes up and is a little bit too

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>hands or something like that.

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:20.479
<v Speaker 1>You're right, you're right.

0:31:20.520 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 2>But you know, the passion runs deep. Let's hope it

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:26.240
<v Speaker 2>doesn't run too fiercely.

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 1>And ls you always kind of had a type too, Yes,

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>it always needed a little bit of crazy, a dash

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>of crazy. It tried less miles for a while. Yeah,

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe this is a second marriage situation, you know, an

0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>over fifty union. Who knows. Oh, absolutely always kind of

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>had that type, maybe with ed Ordron in the back

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 1>of its mind. Yeah, getting a different kind of crazy now,

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:51.959
<v Speaker 1>but it's getting crazy in a different way.

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, that's what they say to you. It's

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 2>the it's your sexual peak.

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, I'm going with that. Let's move on

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:04.200
<v Speaker 1>very quickly. A weird marriage here that we're going to describe.

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 1>You have on our sheet. You pick this one, Yeah,

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I love this idea, the marriage between the Power five

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>and the group of five. So, for those of you

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 1>playing along at home, no idea, what we're talking about.

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Power five conferences obviously, ACC Big ten, Big twelve, PAC

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 1>twelve SEC, Group of five. I could go and name

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:33.120
<v Speaker 1>those two, but essentially Team sun Belts American Conference USA. Yeah, essentially,

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 1>And you know it's not their fault. They're sort of

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>viewed as the kids table. I'm sure there are a

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>group of five fans out there who are going to tweet,

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 1>and that's not the right analogy, but yeah, i'd say

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>more like triple A, you know, quadruple a kind of thing.

0:32:48.840 --> 0:32:51.320
<v Speaker 1>You get the picture, you get the picture. They're kind

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:56.440
<v Speaker 1>of not viewed similarly because fewer resources, fewer resources. It's

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>it's difficult for them to compete with the big boys

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I have so to speak, this to me, Dan feels

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>like the guy who gets married but golfs seven nights

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:12.479
<v Speaker 1>a week and just does his best to spend minimal

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 1>time with the spouse. Okay, you know, maybe they both

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>like Game of Thrones. That's their Sunday night, that's what

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>they do as a couple. Game of Thrones. Sunday Night.

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Seven episodes during the summer, quick, easy, painless. They could

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>even watch it on demand if they want, But otherwise,

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, they live at the same address, but it's

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>not particularly close. Maybe separate bedrooms. Yeah, maybe not active fighting,

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 1>but just maybe maybe sort of a more a marriage

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>out of convenience, not a lot of love there.

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:52.479
<v Speaker 2>I'd say, Yeah, married early on and through their trials

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 2>and tribulations, and you know, as what happens sometimes with

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 2>a younger marriage, you know, maybe they grow in different

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 2>directions ty you know, one gets in better shape, one

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 2>sort of lets themselves go. One you know, is career oriented.

0:34:05.840 --> 0:34:08.360
<v Speaker 2>One doesn't care about career at all and focuses on

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 2>other things. Do you have the same general interest Maybe

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 2>they're you know, they're good parents. You know they you know,

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 2>what's good for one is good for the other when

0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 2>it comes to the kids. In general interests, good people,

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.960
<v Speaker 2>but there's just there's a gap that's growing between the

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:23.560
<v Speaker 2>two of them, and you know, maybe they don't want

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 2>to acknowledge it. Things can be awkward on double dates

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:31.479
<v Speaker 2>and group dinners, yeah, but ultimately they're they're in it

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:35.840
<v Speaker 2>for at least one good reason, but not at the

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>same time. Always the most compatible with their big picture stuff.

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, it was nice at Christmas when Charlie

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Strong was under the Christmas tree. Yeah. No, I thought

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 1>that was a nice gesture. But things like that are

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 1>few and far between. Sure, all right, moving on, it

0:34:55.320 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 1>happens time, right Clay Helton and Usc. Yeah, you're still

0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:08.760
<v Speaker 1>very young. You put this one down on the list. Yeah.

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 1>I was actually gonna put it down on the list

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 1>if you didn't, but you beat me to the punch here.

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I have many thoughts on this one, but I want

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you to go first. I wonder, I wonder if this

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 1>isn't another one where we're both thinking along the same

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 1>the same wavelength. Yeah. So Clay Helton always in you know,

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>it's been in USC's life for a little bit. Friends.

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, never really thought about each other in that

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 2>sort of serious way. But you know, after a chance encounter,

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.840
<v Speaker 2>they realized they had more in common than I realized.

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:40.640
<v Speaker 2>It was sort of the right person for you. Honeymoon

0:35:40.719 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 2>still ongoing. Spouse already has a beautiful house. You know,

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 2>it's it's just a matter of you know, do your

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 2>yard work, you know, take care of the simple things.

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Because Clay Hilton married into a lot of money. Just

0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 2>don't don't screw up things, and you're gonna have a

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.360
<v Speaker 2>good life. Those are aready a beautiful car in the

0:36:01.400 --> 0:36:06.239
<v Speaker 2>garage just waiting for Clay to drive, and so just

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 2>maintain those chores, just be just be a good guy

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 2>and uh, you know, clean out the gutters.

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Tie. I don't disagree with any of that. I think

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 1>that's spot on. I would layer on top of it.

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.239
<v Speaker 1>One other life event that led to this being what

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>it is. There was definitely a one night stand involved

0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:29.040
<v Speaker 1>here that led to a love child being Sam Darnald

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 1>whoa child fraternity though the ex husbands, I don't know.

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I never really asked those questions. But

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like the love child in this equation is

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Sam Darnald. Yeah, because let's be honest to Sam Darnald.

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:48.959
<v Speaker 1>Isn't there last year? If it's Max Brown the entire

0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>season and things come off the rails, and if they

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:53.839
<v Speaker 1>don't end up in the Rose Bowl, if they don't

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 1>have the good Son, if they end up with Macaulay

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Caulkin from the good Son, it's a different story here.

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 1>But Damn Darnold Rose Bull victory, exciting game over Penn state.

0:37:04.280 --> 0:37:08.600
<v Speaker 1>You're alluding to a literal redheaded stepchild. That's right. If

0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 1>things go differently, we're talking about this in a much

0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>much different sense now in twenty seventeen. Sure, a little

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 1>bit of a one night stand situation there, but it's

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:18.840
<v Speaker 1>working out so far. You know, I think it. I

0:37:18.840 --> 0:37:21.520
<v Speaker 1>think they're a great couple. They're very cute. Okay, we'll

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:31.800
<v Speaker 1>see what happens. The triple option and Georgia Tech always

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>an unlikely marriage. I thought anytime, anytime you've got the

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 1>triple option, go into a Power five school, it is

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 1>certainly like it's not nineteen twenty anymore. To have that

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:47.759
<v Speaker 1>kind of system being run within a Power five school

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.480
<v Speaker 1>is certainly far from the norms. It's a little odd.

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 1>One of them's got an exotic pet, which is okay.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like this is a marriage that is in consoling.

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm going to differ from you a little bit.

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.760
<v Speaker 2>I think this is the ultimate open marriage, Okay, where

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:12.319
<v Speaker 2>seems like a good idea. It's like, hey, should we

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 2>should we do this? Should we run this flexbone? Should

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 2>we like.

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I think we're gonna get.

0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna like maybe look at other couples and

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:26.799
<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe they're a little bit younger and doing

0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 2>some crazy things like is this should we and they

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 2>go for it. T absolutely, I don't think they fully

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 2>thought through the repercussions, whether it's what the baggage that

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 2>comes along with that, so, whether it be recruiting, whether

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 2>it be you know, trying to convince players from in

0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 2>a certain way, whether it's you know, the quarterback situation.

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, and listen, I don't know this personally, but

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 2>there are highs, tie, there are absolute highs where you're

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 2>just you know, you've got situations brewing that you know,

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 2>maybe other school, they just the limitations are preventing. So

0:39:03.760 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 2>this open marriage, you know, with great highs come great

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:11.440
<v Speaker 2>lows though, and so they're they're very distinct and seems

0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:11.719
<v Speaker 2>like a.

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Good idea and you know what type for certain people

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 1>it is.

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Certain people can pull it off, but it takes discipline

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>and it takes understanding, and the ups and downs may

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 2>be too much for Georgia Tech long term. So other

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:29.760
<v Speaker 2>couples that are looking at Georgia Tech are saying.

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Look look what they're they're doing. So inter Dan make

0:39:34.560 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>up some choices. This is also a second marriage, but

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:46.040
<v Speaker 1>it's one in which both sides have children from previous relationships,

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 1>previous marriages. Oh definitely, And they all need convincing, like

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:51.319
<v Speaker 1>none of them are totally sure it's going to work.

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, no, trust me, this is this is going

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:56.359
<v Speaker 2>to be spicy.

0:39:57.080 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Could be spicy, isn't always but right. I think a

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 1>lot of counseling there, yeap, moving on fair Speaking of

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 1>offensive marriages, more offensive marriages, depending on your point of view,

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:20.680
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about Gus mal Zhon's offense and its relationship

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 1>with Auburn. Dan. I see this as a potential divorce

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:29.759
<v Speaker 1>in near future. Interesting fresh off the Sugar Bowl. Off

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:32.880
<v Speaker 1>the Sugar Bowl. I like Auburn, I like Jared Stidham.

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I think Sean White did an admirable job, excuse me,

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 1>even though I did everything to tear him down in

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 1>my power last year. But it's not the same. And Andy Staples,

0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 1>when we had him on a week ago, talked about

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 1>this and he said, look, Gus Malzon knows how to

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 1>coach offense, but it's not the same when he doesn't

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 1>have Cam Newton. It's not the same when he doesn't

0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:56.880
<v Speaker 1>have Nick Marshall. It's not the same when he doesn't

0:40:56.880 --> 0:40:59.840
<v Speaker 1>have that true dual threat quarterback, and Jared Stidham has

0:40:59.880 --> 0:41:02.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more of that than Sean White, no doubt.

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>But he's not Cam Newton. He's a run like Nick Marshall.

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:11.879
<v Speaker 1>So Andy seemed reasonably skeptical that this is something that's

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 1>going to work out long term. Malson applying his offense

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 1>or his version of that offense to presumably what Jared

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 1>did and brings to the table. So I see this

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:27.360
<v Speaker 1>as a as a potential divorce. I gotta be honest.

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I hate to be hate to be pessimistic when it

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 1>comes to marriage, but you know, the statistics are about

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 1>fifty to fifty nowadays. So I have coined to move

0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:39.319
<v Speaker 1>get out there, Dan, you and I one of us

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:44.880
<v Speaker 1>statistically statistically speaking, it's not looking good for one of us. Okay,

0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.879
<v Speaker 1>I got to be a realist here, So I'm sorry

0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:50.440
<v Speaker 1>that Gus Malson might be getting the short end of

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the stick here.

0:41:51.360 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm a little bit more optimistic than you are.

0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:56.879
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a relationship that has had its ups

0:41:56.920 --> 0:42:02.160
<v Speaker 2>and downs. Started pretty powerfully, but you know, sometimes you

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 2>just you need a spark, and this year with the

0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:07.879
<v Speaker 2>Jared Stidham situation. Maybe they're going for outside help. Maybe

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.760
<v Speaker 2>they're just they're really going for it and taking a vacation.

0:42:10.920 --> 0:42:12.880
<v Speaker 2>They're going to the Cream, they going to the Bahamas,

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 2>they're going to Mexico, and they're just like they're going

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 2>to sort it all out there, and we just need

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 2>that spark, some kind of retreat, a retreat. Absolutely. You know,

0:42:23.160 --> 0:42:27.440
<v Speaker 2>there's a situation from the Gus side where he always

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 2>has this complex maybe overshadowed by his more successful in

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 2>the marriage of the more successful big brother, you know tie,

0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 2>where you know, everything is sort of compared to them.

0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Comments.

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not quite fair to either side. And I

0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:44.960
<v Speaker 2>think what they have to do is get over that.

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:48.759
<v Speaker 2>And so if this couple can accept the marriage for

0:42:48.840 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 2>what it is, I think there'll be an okay shape.

0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 2>But it's a matter of perspective, it's a matter of context.

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:59.799
<v Speaker 2>It's a matter of expectation and setting those expectations at

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:00.760
<v Speaker 2>a nimble place.

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 1>You know what it kind of feels like to me?

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:06.640
<v Speaker 1>What's that? It feels to me like a situation where

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:11.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a marriage and both went into it thinking that

0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:16.359
<v Speaker 1>they wanted children, but shortly into it, one of them

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:19.480
<v Speaker 1>changed their mind, it's like, yeah, I still want kids, No,

0:43:19.560 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't trying.

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>To think of like who like who if your like

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 2>older sibling was like, what is a marriage where at

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:32.959
<v Speaker 2>least from the outside we're thinking. Man, It's like Gus

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Malzon's older brother is John Legend and he's singing to

0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Chrissy Tagan on TV. Yeah, And Auburn's like, why aren't

0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:45.440
<v Speaker 2>you singing to me on why you're you're not John Legends?

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What do you why aren't you doing?

0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Like And then he's like, well, you're no Chrissy Tigan

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:52.840
<v Speaker 2>And it's a whole thing.

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:54.919
<v Speaker 1>It's a big thing. Yeah. And then he tries, maybe

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 1>he tries, gets a gets a few shiner box in him,

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 1>he tries, Dan tries to be Johnny Legend. But it

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 1>just pisses off Auburn, Right, you know, quit trying to

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:08.480
<v Speaker 1>be something you're not. And she's just like, you're ed Sheeran,

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:11.880
<v Speaker 1>You're never gonna be John Legends. Yeah. And Edan's fine,

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:15.319
<v Speaker 1>ed Churan's fine, Sharan's great, he's great, but he wants

0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 1>to be John Legend. Yeah.

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta you just you have to know your role,

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:20.799
<v Speaker 2>you have to know the context. You have to know

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:21.759
<v Speaker 2>your place in life.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:24.920
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I feel like we really got somewhere with that one. Dan.

0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I have a bonus one that I didn't put

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:29.680
<v Speaker 2>on our list, okay, just because I thought about it

0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 2>a few minutes before the show, And that is the

0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 2>still relatively young, but it is now developed into an

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 2>interesting place marriage between Chris Peterson and the Washington Huskies.

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 2>And I have some thoughts. I don't know if you

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 2>have thoughts. I'm just springing this on you.

0:44:43.040 --> 0:44:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, let's let's think of some of the the

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:49.160
<v Speaker 1>atmospherics around this relationship here. There was talk for a

0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 1>while that Washington would be the only job he would

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 1>leave Boise for Chris Peterson Bachelor for Life. Yeah, there

0:44:56.360 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 1>was talk that that that was a job that he

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:04.439
<v Speaker 1>really wanted. He was obviously, he was obviously very very satisfied.

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, from a career standpoint, being at

0:45:08.600 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Charlezy State, and there was much debate about if he

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:14.640
<v Speaker 1>would ever decide to go and play in a power

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>five situation. He's obviously going on now to thrive at Washington,

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:20.799
<v Speaker 1>and he seems happy there.

0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:25.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking Chris Peterson is like you look at you

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:28.280
<v Speaker 2>look at him, and you look at Washington from Afar

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, is that the perfect relationship? This isn't

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:34.640
<v Speaker 2>a David Shawn Stanford where they've been together for a

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.520
<v Speaker 2>while and you've seen them in all sorts of scenarios

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:39.879
<v Speaker 2>and it just keeps clicking and working. But you look

0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 2>at them and you're like, man, they just they haven't

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 2>figured out. He's he's printing itineraries for their trips. He's like,

0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:49.919
<v Speaker 2>she comes home from work and he's cooking. He's organized.

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's very clean, he's it's good to be well. Listen,

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.399
<v Speaker 2>trust me as a disgusting person.

0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:00.319
<v Speaker 1>Rush teeth.

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, Like, oh, I'm just saying, like, he doesn't

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 2>leave a mess in the kitchen.

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Tie.

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 2>You know, he doesn't leave a mess in the bathroom.

0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 2>You know, his toenail clippings aren't everywhere. He's just like

0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 2>he's a grown up. He's got it together. He's a

0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 2>catch tie and you.

0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Know, maybe he's a little nervous and clams up a

0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, fancy occasions, and that's okay. He's from a

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:23.759
<v Speaker 1>small town. He's a little out of his elements. It's

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:26.399
<v Speaker 1>great he's still in you earing. That's the thing about him.

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 1>You take him in a heartbeat tie. Even though he

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>might not fit perfectly into every high falutin situation, right,

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 1>still a good guy. They're finishing each other sentences. Tie. Yeah. Yeah,

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 1>maybe they are the ones that start to look a

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:45.279
<v Speaker 1>lot alike. Yeah, just physics, see that. Absolutely. What was

0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:47.239
<v Speaker 1>your shaving situation on this honeymoon?

0:46:48.560 --> 0:46:50.800
<v Speaker 2>That's a great question. So I use a beard trimmer

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 2>to sort of maintain the look. I you know, this

0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:58.280
<v Speaker 2>this highly crafted look that they have, right, I didn't

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 2>shave for a while, And this is totally true. I

0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 2>didn't shave for a while. It started itching like crazy.

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I had my beard trimmer with me, you know, trimmed everything,

0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 2>and it felt a lot better.

0:47:06.840 --> 0:47:09.239
<v Speaker 1>I got home from the honeymoon, and what do I

0:47:09.400 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 1>see as I'm like scratching my itchy neck because I

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:14.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't bring a straight razor on the trip, which I

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:17.080
<v Speaker 1>used to shave my neck to just so I don't

0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:19.279
<v Speaker 1>have an Andrew Luck neck beard. A beard to bee

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 1>is sure. So I get back and I've got this

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:27.680
<v Speaker 1>beautiful package from Harry's on my counter. I had this

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:30.520
<v Speaker 1>this that's actually a double and I was like, are

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>you kidding? Manna?

0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:35.640
<v Speaker 2>From the gods, and I just I take a shower,

0:47:35.960 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I shave up, and then I use this Harry's in

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:41.520
<v Speaker 2>the lotion they sent the shaving cream whatever it's jel,

0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's phenomenal clean up the neck felt like a new man.

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.520
<v Speaker 2>And it all ties together to our beautiful wedding and

0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:48.320
<v Speaker 2>marriage episode.

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Harry's sent each of us two shave sets. Yeah, good heft.

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you had a chance to give

0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:58.120
<v Speaker 1>your other one away, if you're going to keep it

0:47:58.120 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 1>for yourself. I gave mine away. I've already given Harry's

0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:05.400
<v Speaker 1>away to all the fathers I know. But I found

0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 1>another one, another gentleman at the mysterious day job who

0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:11.319
<v Speaker 1>is a new father, and I said, here, here you go.

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's got a very serious beard situation. I

0:48:14.680 --> 0:48:19.040
<v Speaker 1>know he uses the straight razor to kind of manicure

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 1>his beard. I gave it to him. He loves it. Nice.

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 1>What's cool about Harry's right now is Father's Days this weekend?

0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, true, So it's a good gift for fathers

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:35.439
<v Speaker 1>out there. Gives you a close shave. I've been using

0:48:35.520 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Harry's forever. Gives you a close shave. You got the

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:40.120
<v Speaker 1>comfortable glide. It comes with a bunch of stuff right

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:45.880
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<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent quality guarantee. They'll give you a full

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:50.839
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0:49:01.120 --> 0:49:04.080
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0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:07.479
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0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:12.400
<v Speaker 1>sturdy handle. Comes with a little travel case for the razor,

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 1>which I think is very underrated. You get some yeah,

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:19.440
<v Speaker 1>you get some shaving cream in there, an underrated like

0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:23.000
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<v Speaker 1>high quality stuff. Again, five bucks off their shave sets.

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:29.880
<v Speaker 1>It is for a limited time, so you got to

0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:32.880
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0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 1>get five bucks off and you will help support the

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 1>solid verbal do it. So there youhow I'm actually gonna

0:49:39.680 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 1>play this one more time here, Dan, I'm ready. So

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>what I didn't want to do in your absence and

0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I know you did it in my appsence when I

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 1>was in Jamaica when he did a show with Ryan.

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:56.920
<v Speaker 1>But I did I recap you kind of did a

0:49:56.920 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>recap with I apologize now it's fine bygones. That was

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:02.800
<v Speaker 1>like many moons ago, Dan.

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:05.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you did have the chance to eventually sure talk

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:06.319
<v Speaker 2>through it.

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. I wanted to talk to you about your wedding now. Okay,

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:15.680
<v Speaker 1>we have many longtime listeners. They I feel were with

0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 1>me every step of the way through my wedding two

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:21.400
<v Speaker 1>years ago. And we've gotten a lot of tweets and

0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:27.000
<v Speaker 1>emails and just commentary otherwise, people congratulating you on your marriage.

0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:29.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you another round of applause here.

0:50:29.960 --> 0:50:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to you. Thank you wife, the newest solid wife.

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 1>That's true. You got married in Chicago. Would you like

0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 1>to walk people through the festivities what we what we

0:50:43.160 --> 0:50:44.799
<v Speaker 1>all experienced a couple weekends ago.

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we got married in Chicago May twenty. I

0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:51.360
<v Speaker 2>should know my very recent anniversary.

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget that, Dan very eving forward.

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sunday, May twenty eighth, Saturday was the rehearsal dinner.

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:02.240
<v Speaker 2>My parents hosted it at Manny really Good Deli in Chicago,

0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:04.440
<v Speaker 2>just because we liked deli food and it was like

0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:07.479
<v Speaker 2>an available space and it was big and could rent

0:51:07.480 --> 0:51:07.839
<v Speaker 2>it out.

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 1>It was cafeteria style.

0:51:11.280 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think we talked about your rehearsal dinner or anything,

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 2>because you know, I just am an idiot about food.

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 2>But it was a terrific time, and there was trick

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 2>or treating at the end of it. I didn't know

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 2>any of that was going to happen. There were speeches

0:51:25.080 --> 0:51:28.480
<v Speaker 2>that all turned out pretty well. I would say West

0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:31.439
<v Speaker 2>Coast Kevin and Lioni fan Scott did a good job.

0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 1>They scripted that out. Yeah, they would go back and

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 1>forth even if even if the speech bombed, which it didn't.

0:51:38.400 --> 0:51:40.759
<v Speaker 1>The speech was great. But even if it would have,

0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:43.919
<v Speaker 1>you still had to give them prompt because they put

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of heart and soul into that.

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, so they did a great job. The New Solid

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Wife I really got to get permission. This is such

0:51:51.440 --> 0:51:54.279
<v Speaker 2>a pain in the ass to say every time her

0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:58.680
<v Speaker 2>friends did a fantastic job. There was nobody overly drunk.

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 2>There was no you know, it was just everything was

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:00.839
<v Speaker 2>just good.

0:52:00.920 --> 0:52:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Doc Rubinstein put together was that an iMovie video that

0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I saw? He uses photo to movie, which is like

0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay software for just slideshows with more okay, I don't know,

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:18.319
<v Speaker 1>more and more pizazz, more pizaz, yes, okay, yes. So

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:20.359
<v Speaker 1>that was like the whole thing of pictures of her

0:52:20.440 --> 0:52:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and I growing up and then together. And everybody seemed

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>to like that. And it was candy and all the tables,

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.719
<v Speaker 1>and at the end everybody sort of could trigg or

0:52:28.760 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 1>treat and grabbed candy. I neither one of us are

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:33.320
<v Speaker 1>huge sugar people, but it seemed like a fun thing, sure,

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.800
<v Speaker 1>and it was very cool to sort of see.

0:52:35.600 --> 0:52:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Everybody gathered and ready for the big day. So did

0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you eat well that night? I ate well, Kate, and

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:42.080
<v Speaker 2>I ate very well.

0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yep. We had We had numerous options at Manny's, which

0:52:45.840 --> 0:52:47.800
<v Speaker 1>told is a very popular deli in the area. A

0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:49.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of folks like it's actually quite big. When they

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:56.160
<v Speaker 1>opened up the dividing door dividing wall, he didn't realize

0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 1>how big of an establishment it was. But it was

0:52:58.080 --> 0:53:01.400
<v Speaker 1>a very nice place. And yeah, a lot of great options,

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.759
<v Speaker 1>good food. What did you eat? Had some of their

0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:06.279
<v Speaker 1>mac and cheese because they had they had it. And

0:53:06.280 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 1>this is not because I'm uncultured. I mean I am uncultured.

0:53:09.160 --> 0:53:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I find it looked very good, but They had two

0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:13.799
<v Speaker 1>different kinds of mac and cheese, and I tried a

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:16.920
<v Speaker 1>kind with like a longer noodle that I hadn't seen before.

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 1>They had some chicken there, which was really really outstanding

0:53:20.120 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 1>turkey nice, so I think I had a little bit

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:25.719
<v Speaker 1>of everything, and then some of the dessert options were

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 1>pretty solid as well. Good so I sang it a lot.

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I had only been there to eat once beforehand, but

0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:34.040
<v Speaker 2>that is like the legendary deli of Chicago. It was

0:53:34.040 --> 0:53:36.080
<v Speaker 2>fantastic style deli. Yeah, fantastic.

0:53:36.680 --> 0:53:36.799
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Next day, so did not sleep in the same hotel

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 2>room as the new solid wife. I think I shared

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:45.359
<v Speaker 2>a room with you. I shared a room with one

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.319
<v Speaker 2>of my brothers, and next day woke up, went for

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:52.759
<v Speaker 2>a run with camera guy Dave West Coast Kevin, a

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Lini fan Scott and that was nice. Ran along Michigan Avenue.

0:53:56.440 --> 0:53:59.719
<v Speaker 2>So the hotel venue was right on it's called excuse me,

0:53:59.719 --> 0:54:01.399
<v Speaker 2>the whole tel and the venue of the wedding we're

0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:04.600
<v Speaker 2>on the same block. And it was on Michigan Avenue

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 2>overlooking Monnium Park and the lake. It was great place

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 2>called Venue six y ten. Highly recommend having an event there.

0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:12.120
<v Speaker 2>It was really cool, so went for a run. Then

0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 2>later on got tacos at Rubies, which is if you

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:18.400
<v Speaker 2>have him into Rubies in Chicago, only open on Sunday's

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.520
<v Speaker 2>best Alpas store in the city in my opinion, So

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:25.600
<v Speaker 2>that was wonderful, And then came back, got changed. The

0:54:25.600 --> 0:54:29.280
<v Speaker 2>photographer was in the room, also in solid wife's room,

0:54:29.719 --> 0:54:32.840
<v Speaker 2>taking pictures as we're getting dressed and prepared with some friends.

0:54:33.680 --> 0:54:36.800
<v Speaker 2>And then walked over across the street to the park

0:54:37.040 --> 0:54:39.680
<v Speaker 2>took some pictures. Which where did you You took your

0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 2>pictures on the Lee High campus?

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Correct? We took our pictures, yes, on the Lee Hike.

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 1>And it was a very nice day. It was a

0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:49.200
<v Speaker 1>nice day. I think we would have preferred it a

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:54.200
<v Speaker 1>little warmer. But we got married April twenty fifth, so okay,

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:58.480
<v Speaker 1>April twenty fifth, Eastern Pennsylvania. Yeah, a little brisk, We

0:54:58.520 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 1>had a steady wind. All things considered that time of year.

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:06.439
<v Speaker 1>We lucked out with the weather. So it worked out.

0:55:07.440 --> 0:55:09.920
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't nearly as nice as I think it was

0:55:09.960 --> 0:55:13.040
<v Speaker 1>for yours, but it worked out. The hours was like

0:55:13.080 --> 0:55:17.040
<v Speaker 1>seventy and Sony was perfect. How many times would you

0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:19.240
<v Speaker 1>say if I gave you an over under of eleven

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:22.120
<v Speaker 1>and a half. Yeah, how many times would you say?

0:55:22.480 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>The photographer said, all right, Tyan Kate kiss. We didn't

0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.319
<v Speaker 1>have a whole lot of the kiss photos. We had

0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 1>so many and it was not requested. Yeah, it was

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.680
<v Speaker 1>not something I was like, hey, go heavy on the

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:36.799
<v Speaker 1>smooth requests. I never said that.

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I do not believe the new solid wife did either,

0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 2>because she was a little It was a lot and

0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:43.279
<v Speaker 2>you know what, maybe the pictures will turn out grat

0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:46.920
<v Speaker 2>haven't seen him yet. But it was all right, we're

0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:48.799
<v Speaker 2>at the top of these stairs in the park, give

0:55:48.800 --> 0:55:51.319
<v Speaker 2>her a kiss. Okay, we're walking down this path, give

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:54.239
<v Speaker 2>her a kiss, and like our parents and family are

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:54.600
<v Speaker 2>all there.

0:55:54.719 --> 0:55:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The lasting memory that I have of the photography situation,

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I kept thinking to myself, are are you sure that

0:56:03.080 --> 0:56:04.880
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to owe you extra for all the

0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:07.840
<v Speaker 1>pictures you've take? I feel like they took oh y

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:12.000
<v Speaker 1>five thousand pictures? Yeah, so was this You took some

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:15.040
<v Speaker 1>though after the ceremony, right, Yeah, we had some during,

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.400
<v Speaker 1>We had some after the SERI I mean like the

0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 1>posed outside stuff. Ye yeah, yeah, I mean we had

0:56:20.000 --> 0:56:21.720
<v Speaker 1>we had the full We had some at the reception,

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:25.439
<v Speaker 1>but by and large. It just felt like a lot

0:56:25.480 --> 0:56:28.080
<v Speaker 1>of photos, a ton of photos, and they obviously went

0:56:28.120 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 1>through and cherry picked the better ones. But yeah, it

0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:37.880
<v Speaker 1>it the photo situation. To me. There were good photos,

0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:40.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of good photos that came out of that experience,

0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:44.000
<v Speaker 1>but it just it was long. Yeah, it's a large,

0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:46.200
<v Speaker 1>long and sort of uncomfortable. I'm not used to posing

0:56:46.280 --> 0:56:46.520
<v Speaker 1>like that.

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:49.240
<v Speaker 2>We took one of those pictures, like on a median

0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:52.279
<v Speaker 2>on Michigan Avenue, like the big street in Chicago, so

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 2>like it's the cars passing by will be all blurry,

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:55.759
<v Speaker 2>but we're going to be and you know that kind

0:56:55.800 --> 0:56:57.439
<v Speaker 2>of thing. So we took a couple of those.

0:56:57.480 --> 0:57:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I have an important question, please, in any of the photographs,

0:57:01.680 --> 0:57:04.399
<v Speaker 1>did they capture the mister Leatherman contest that was also

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:06.920
<v Speaker 1>going on in Chicago that weekend? Oh, we'll get there.

0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:08.680
<v Speaker 1>They did not. We did not do that. I won't.

0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I won't steal your thunder. You can get no, Okay.

0:57:10.960 --> 0:57:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I meant to talk about that before.

0:57:12.480 --> 0:57:16.840
<v Speaker 2>What Ties alluding to is on the same block in Chicago,

0:57:16.880 --> 0:57:18.680
<v Speaker 2>and this is a thing that's been happening since nineteen

0:57:18.720 --> 0:57:24.080
<v Speaker 2>seventy nine. Mister leather International, Yes pageant, I guess would

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:26.040
<v Speaker 2>be the word. I don't know what exactly it is,

0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:30.080
<v Speaker 2>but it contests, and it's a lot of gentlemen wearing

0:57:30.120 --> 0:57:33.320
<v Speaker 2>a lot of leather or excuse me, a little bit leather.

0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Up. Yeah, oh, the leather being to leather. Yeah, yeah,

0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:40.360
<v Speaker 1>just you would.

0:57:40.520 --> 0:57:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I would walk down and there would be a dude

0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:45.240
<v Speaker 2>wearing shorts that were you know, we're talking about like

0:57:45.280 --> 0:57:48.720
<v Speaker 2>a three inch in seam like short short leather shorts.

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:52.160
<v Speaker 1>The shortest umbros you can imagine and wait out, yes, yeah.

0:57:51.960 --> 0:57:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe just a vest with nothing underneath it. Maybe

0:57:55.440 --> 0:58:00.320
<v Speaker 2>later Hosen Ryan, of course Ryan. Nanny saw two guys talking.

0:58:00.360 --> 0:58:03.120
<v Speaker 2>One said had like a later hozen or something that

0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:08.200
<v Speaker 2>said daddy and like a bejeweled look, and the guy

0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 2>next to him had said Daddy's boy.

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Was it was? It was an interesting experience. Solid wife

0:58:14.080 --> 0:58:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Kate and I walked into a tie restaurant and into

0:58:17.480 --> 0:58:21.919
<v Speaker 1>a sea of men wearing tight leather and we looked

0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:25.800
<v Speaker 1>around bewildered as to what was occurring because we can't

0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:28.440
<v Speaker 1>go and after it for his wedding, that's what's coming. Yeah.

0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure what kind of a wedding you were hosting. Dan.

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 1>It fea. Then I looked it up online and I saw,

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:36.320
<v Speaker 1>okay that there was other festivities in Chicago, which added

0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 1>a little flavor for sure.

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I was thrilled with it. I thought, you know, the

0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:41.720
<v Speaker 2>celebratory fevers in the air.

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So absolutely.

0:58:43.480 --> 0:58:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Also, my friend Mike, who was in town from Idaho,

0:58:46.080 --> 0:58:48.080
<v Speaker 2>had been in town for two days because he got

0:58:48.120 --> 0:58:50.400
<v Speaker 2>there early to go to a Cubs game and hadn't

0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:56.040
<v Speaker 2>noticed a thing I hadn't noticed, and is like not

0:58:56.200 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 2>because he's like, well, I just you know, I lived

0:58:58.240 --> 0:58:59.080
<v Speaker 2>my life and whatever.

0:58:59.320 --> 0:59:03.600
<v Speaker 1>He just was completely oblivious and like as he was

0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 1>saying this to me, and like the hotel lobby, a

0:59:06.440 --> 0:59:10.360
<v Speaker 1>dude walked in wearing leather chaps, no shirt and a

0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:14.760
<v Speaker 1>leather captain's hat. Yeah. And I was like, Mike, take

0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 1>a look. There's a lot of leather over there. Yeah.

0:59:17.760 --> 0:59:19.480
<v Speaker 2>And the guy had like walked away by the time

0:59:19.520 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Mike turned around and didn't see it. And then I

0:59:20.960 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 2>got a text from the next day he was like, well, yep, nope,

0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:24.160
<v Speaker 2>you were right.

0:59:24.280 --> 0:59:27.280
<v Speaker 1>He was staying at the same hotel. Yeah, absolutely he

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:31.080
<v Speaker 1>was that. Kate and I were at how you could

0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 1>possibly miss that is beyond me. Yeah, it was a

0:59:33.280 --> 0:59:34.840
<v Speaker 1>leather bound weekend. By the way, I did have a

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:37.919
<v Speaker 1>chance to meet Mike, who I believe was your first ever. Yeah,

0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:40.840
<v Speaker 1>that's true. He was the first tie nice guy, way

0:59:40.880 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 1>taller than he's great. Probably he was a lot taller

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:48.920
<v Speaker 1>but very short, deeper voice to the more talented broadcaster. Yeah,

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:50.960
<v Speaker 1>so I would.

0:59:51.200 --> 0:59:54.360
<v Speaker 2>So then we go in to the to the venue

0:59:54.720 --> 0:59:57.160
<v Speaker 2>and just sort of getting ready beforehand whatever, and.

0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Just everything works out well.

0:59:58.640 --> 1:00:03.120
<v Speaker 2>We have a couple of musicians playing music as everybody seated,

1:00:03.160 --> 1:00:06.880
<v Speaker 2>and you know, there's the processional. Everything starts out pretty well.

1:00:07.800 --> 1:00:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's walking in, brothers, solid, wife's brother, my now brother

1:00:11.240 --> 1:00:15.240
<v Speaker 2>in law, parents, everything like that. I walk in and

1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:17.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously before the bride there are.

1:00:17.640 --> 1:00:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Flower girls ring bear or whatever. And a flower girl

1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:27.320
<v Speaker 1>just eats it just and I wouldn't fully blame. It's

1:00:27.320 --> 1:00:29.360
<v Speaker 1>two years old, and there was like a very slippery

1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:33.160
<v Speaker 1>runner running down the aisle, and you know, my parents

1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:35.080
<v Speaker 1>were like, yeah, that wasn't like the easiest thing to

1:00:35.120 --> 1:00:40.280
<v Speaker 1>walk on. And she just eats it and starts crying,

1:00:40.360 --> 1:00:43.920
<v Speaker 1>as normal two year olds will do. And then it

1:00:44.000 --> 1:00:48.520
<v Speaker 1>was sort of a thing and then everything went well. Yeah,

1:00:48.680 --> 1:00:50.480
<v Speaker 1>at the same oh, except for one other thing which

1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:53.040
<v Speaker 1>was unexpected to me, which I'm sure you remember this.

1:00:54.200 --> 1:00:56.880
<v Speaker 1>We have a rabbi who marries us. Yeah, oh wow, yeah,

1:00:56.880 --> 1:00:59.840
<v Speaker 1>you can't leave this part out. So I had never

1:01:00.000 --> 1:01:01.680
<v Speaker 1>at him before. When I say we have a rabbi,

1:01:01.720 --> 1:01:03.440
<v Speaker 1>it's not a personal rabbi of mine. He was you know,

1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:07.120
<v Speaker 1>solid wife's family knows him, and he was great, and

1:01:07.320 --> 1:01:09.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, met him on Skype a little bit beforehand,

1:01:09.520 --> 1:01:15.360
<v Speaker 1>and he's going over things like you know, and Dan,

1:01:15.480 --> 1:01:17.600
<v Speaker 1>you promised to take care of her, you know, as

1:01:17.680 --> 1:01:21.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, spiritually and emotionally, and then there's just like

1:01:22.000 --> 1:01:26.680
<v Speaker 1>this little gap in what he sang and then goes sexually,

1:01:28.720 --> 1:01:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'm so all of a sudden, it's sort of

1:01:31.800 --> 1:01:35.720
<v Speaker 1>like my mind is in like matrix neo slow motion,

1:01:36.040 --> 1:01:41.280
<v Speaker 1>like as like the words are bullets. Fine happened. It

1:01:41.360 --> 1:01:46.280
<v Speaker 1>was literally like the hot Stanky Drummond Fife, but during

1:01:46.320 --> 1:01:47.760
<v Speaker 1>your wedding ceremony.

1:01:48.520 --> 1:01:50.960
<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't like a vow. It wasn't like and

1:01:51.040 --> 1:01:53.040
<v Speaker 2>you Dan will take care of you know. It was

1:01:53.080 --> 1:01:55.360
<v Speaker 2>just sort of like this is what marriage is. You're

1:01:55.400 --> 1:01:59.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna take care of her sexually. And he's like in

1:01:59.080 --> 1:01:59.840
<v Speaker 2>his seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not like a cool hip young Nope, rap, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just sort of like out of nowhere not

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<v Speaker 1>and I in retrospect it's.

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<v Speaker 2>You know whatever, It's fine, what am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>But after he says this, because we are we are

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<v Speaker 1>facing forward, so it's not like it's not like we're

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<v Speaker 1>holding each other's hands sort of perpendicular to the crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>and we can like see people. It's just we're seeing

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<v Speaker 1>parents on the side view and the rabbi in front

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<v Speaker 1>of us. And he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sexually, and all of a sudden, for the next twelve seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing all behind me as there are one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty people saying did he just say sexual?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my first thought is I haven't been to a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of rabbi rabbi led weddings, you know, Jewish weddings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, maybe that's part of the normal regimen.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my second thought is that's probably not. And

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<v Speaker 1>I bet Dan wrote that just to try and get

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people. Oh, and then I talked afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>and I talked to everyone else afterwards, and everyone else

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<v Speaker 1>was also caught a bit off guard by the sexually

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<v Speaker 1>reference there sexually and I get you know, obviously the

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<v Speaker 1>ceremony ends, we kiss, I break the glass, which I

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<v Speaker 1>did a great job with me. Yeah, you you really

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<v Speaker 1>put some hooks butt into that din I stretched out

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<v Speaker 1>before him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I think it was Ran came up to

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<v Speaker 2>me and just went sexually. I was like, goddamn, it

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<v Speaker 2>was unexpected, but it's a good story. But it was

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<v Speaker 2>very strangely did he say that?

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<v Speaker 1>And then so there was that.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything went well. I thought the party was terrific. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm biased, but I thought the band was huge and wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they did a great job sort of. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>did you hear any classic rock, any eighties rock?

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<v Speaker 1>Tie? I think you did a pretty good job of

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<v Speaker 1>a song, a pretty good job of guiding the musical adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>If it were a Spotify playlist, we're talking, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Riah Carrey. Just sort of eighties nineties,

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt about it. Dance music, sing along whatever, a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of sort of older there was like earth

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<v Speaker 2>Wind and Fire and Jackie Wilson whatever, but really going

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<v Speaker 2>for high energy. We had like the first dance, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a custom intro for myself with.

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<v Speaker 1>The Chicago Bulls. I caught that introduction. I caught that,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that hit on the wedding pool, which

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<v Speaker 1>I will address here briefly. That oh good that we

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<v Speaker 1>haven't discussed this at all, but that counts as a

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<v Speaker 1>special dance intro. Absolutely, we're gonna like ten points.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in with wearing a warm up suit that

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<v Speaker 2>I unzipped and ripped away tearaway pants to reveal my

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<v Speaker 2>suit for that intro. Then we had the first dance.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the food was great. We had four stations.

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<v Speaker 2>The doughnut wall was terrific. It wasn't as evenly dispersed

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<v Speaker 2>as I picked.

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<v Speaker 1>See that was going to be. I'm not I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>one two split hairs like you. Really you really took

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<v Speaker 1>a battle axe to my wedding, Dan, Is that true?

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<v Speaker 1>There are people in my family who don't ever want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you again.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Oh, I thought you meant taking a battle axe

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<v Speaker 2>to your wedding in terms of how good my wedding was.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no no, I'm talking you were very

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<v Speaker 1>critical of my wedding after the fact. All I said

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<v Speaker 1>you said the food was okay. You didn't like the music.

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<v Speaker 1>This is no. There are people in my family, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>you better not come around these parts anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say, we all have First of all, we all

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<v Speaker 2>have things we like and don't like that or unique

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<v Speaker 2>to us. I thought the food was totally good at

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<v Speaker 2>your wedding. I the band was talented, But again, what

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<v Speaker 2>did I just say? I didn't want eighties rock and

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<v Speaker 2>they played eighties rock. That's my taste, that's my personal taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Just saying you come you come around these parts, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get brush backed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear living on a prayer. That's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>that's me, that's me. It wasn't my wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>My one bit of critical feedback was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the asymmetrical quality of the donut wall peg. You're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying. I was looking. At one point, I

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<v Speaker 1>walked over to it and I stared at it as

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<v Speaker 1>if it were one of those magic eyes, like I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to see the sailboat or some hidden shape within.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really trying to figure out, for the life

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<v Speaker 1>of me, what the logic behind the peg sequence was.

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<v Speaker 1>It seemed to be somewhat random.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looked like an alien invader like the fixilated

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<v Speaker 2>just sort of I had I did not know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was going to be like looking at

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<v Speaker 2>a connect four board, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, That's what I thought. And on the wedding sheet,

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<v Speaker 1>I had an over under of ninety donut pegs. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was there were like fourteen on there, but in

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<v Speaker 1>a different pattern than I had expected. The donuts were fine,

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<v Speaker 1>The donuts were great. The donut wall, to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>was it wasn't so much that I didn't like it,

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<v Speaker 1>as I was just trying to figure it out. I

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<v Speaker 1>was curious.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, Yeah, I think a lot of or at

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<v Speaker 2>least a percent of the donut wall appeal is at

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<v Speaker 2>aesthetic of just looking at a wall with rows and

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<v Speaker 2>rows of pegs of donuts. Yeah, and this was more

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe this is an efficiency thing. I don't run

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<v Speaker 2>weddings professionally. Maybe it was like a fewer pegs, but

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<v Speaker 2>like have multiple donuts on each pegs. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a more efficient way of doing things. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it ultimately was. I got myself a blueberry

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<v Speaker 2>old fashioned donut and I was thrilled.

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<v Speaker 1>So they were very good. Ultimately ended up well, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not know that was going to happen. I

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<v Speaker 2>probably should have brought it up, but who you know

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Spell water under the bridge. It's fine, absolutely nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're going to go over the gambling pool.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the band was terrific. The food seemed to

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<v Speaker 2>work out well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think people were waiting in lines for the

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<v Speaker 2>majority of the time, if at all, for a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of the stations. I thought it moved pretty quickly. The

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<v Speaker 2>crowd was great. You knew a lot of like the

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<v Speaker 2>espianation and sports people that were there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Our friend Bill Barnwell, who will be back on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>yes in a few weeks here, probably to do a

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<v Speaker 2>new specialty episode, had a good time. Our friend Nicole

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<v Speaker 2>Auerback was there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it was. It was a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>So I am I'm relieved it's all over, just because

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<v Speaker 2>a lot went into it and UH had it like

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<v Speaker 2>went to a bar briefly afterwards nearby.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Our final song I think was Mariah Carey's fantasy Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they did a great job with that. I

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<v Speaker 2>was on stage for a song, the customized song. I listened, Ty,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good jobs. You did a very good job Kate's thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>So Kate enjoy herself, Kate, Kate very much enjoyed herself.

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<v Speaker 1>We both good. I've had a great time in Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, yeah, it was just a lot of fun

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<v Speaker 1>and graduation.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I was not unlike the wedding that I

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<v Speaker 2>attended in Allentown. I was not the best dancer on

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<v Speaker 2>the dance floor that night. I was the sweatiest. I

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<v Speaker 2>was perhaps the most enthusiastic. But Matt Offford, Matt Afford.

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<v Speaker 1>Has moves, he does have. He goes after it. He really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he fully commits to it. That's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>about dancing. I'm not a good dancer's commitment. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to fully commit. It doesn't matter how bad

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<v Speaker 1>it looks. If you fully commit, that's fine. And really,

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<v Speaker 1>he really goes for it, and he has moved there,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't move too. Yeah. Yeah, So his wife actually won

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding pool. Is that true? Yes, his wife, His

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<v Speaker 1>wife tied with my wife for the wedding pool. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan has been after me to send out the results.

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<v Speaker 1>I have yet to do that. I've been tied, but

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<v Speaker 1>I will be sending those out in short order. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had things like, you know, over under length the

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<v Speaker 1>wedding ceremony, how many guest tables are there going to be?

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<v Speaker 1>How many toasts and speeches will there be? I told

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<v Speaker 1>you about the pegs. The big one, though, was really

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<v Speaker 1>the random events. And the way that the pool works

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<v Speaker 1>is you put a series of events that could possibly

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<v Speaker 1>occur and have people pick three of them. So things

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<v Speaker 1>like the bride and groom doing a special dance move

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<v Speaker 1>upon entrance at the reception, that's nearly a given. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like a five to ten point. No, it wasn't dancing

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<v Speaker 1>per se, but it was such a special intro. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a special movie. You have things like the groom will

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<v Speaker 1>cry or faint, which I've seen happen. I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>you did either.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not do either. His old wife has seen

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<v Speaker 2>it recently, but I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you step up the things like the MC is

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<v Speaker 1>going to mispronounce somebody's name, which I also think they did. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they were, Yeah, I think they were.

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<v Speaker 1>Think they were clean. Yeah, Then you get the things

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<v Speaker 1>like an ice sculpture. Didn't see any of those. We're

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<v Speaker 1>getting progressively higher in point total here right the flower

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<v Speaker 1>girl or ring bearer getting spooked and or refusing to

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<v Speaker 1>walk down the aisle. I counted that. I counted that

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<v Speaker 1>because I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had known, if I had inside information, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have said five out of five certainty.

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<v Speaker 1>To go for it. We heard crying, We heard one

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<v Speaker 1>of the younglings yelling no in the back before the ceremony.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate and I counted that Nicole Auerback was the only

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<v Speaker 1>one who got that wow, and that was like a

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<v Speaker 1>solid fifteen twenty twenty five points somewhere in there. The

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<v Speaker 1>other one that got a ton of action that I

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<v Speaker 1>was a little disappointed didn't happen, was we had heavy action.

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<v Speaker 1>Ninety three percent of our respondents thought that the Rabbi

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<v Speaker 1>was either going to reference the University of Michigan or

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<v Speaker 1>the University of Oregon, and he did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, wait, who didn't reference universal Michigan. The rabbi didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He needed to actually say the words Michigan or organ

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<v Speaker 1>and he did neither.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but tangential ty the Yamica had both an organ logo.

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<v Speaker 1>I specifically said in the random events section about the

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<v Speaker 1>rat then you have other things about someone wearing jeans

1:11:39.920 --> 1:11:43.880
<v Speaker 1>live doves. I had a first dance wager in there

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<v Speaker 1>that someone would puke or pass out, things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>The first dance was pre two thousand and five. Our

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<v Speaker 1>song I believe you had Ingrid Michaelson, which I believe

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<v Speaker 1>was two thousand and six. Maybe. Oh, okay, the override

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<v Speaker 1>we had was like two thousand and eleven, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was way under but okay, good. I will be sending

1:12:01.360 --> 1:12:04.280
<v Speaker 1>those results out. I'll copy you on it. Wow. Just

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<v Speaker 1>then it takes it home. Yep. Jenny and wife tied

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<v Speaker 1>with with and my wife excuse me, tied with ninety points.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we had some other wedding slash marriage luminaries

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<v Speaker 1>like a LIONI fan Scott, your brother Alex. Someone else

1:12:22.520 --> 1:12:26.040
<v Speaker 1>who tied for second was seventy five points. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good time all around. Again. I thank you for the invite.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great to get out to Chicago, and I

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<v Speaker 1>trust that you had a great trip. We don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go into the full details of the trip, but

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<v Speaker 1>Greece and Italy.

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<v Speaker 2>Mooning was great. Mooning was fantastic, eighty degrees and sunny

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<v Speaker 2>every day. I had a ton of sun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple boat rides won in Greece, went in like

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<v Speaker 2>not fairies, like we went on like excursions around the

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<v Speaker 2>islands and jumped in sulfur springs and the beautiful a

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<v Speaker 2>Malfy coast.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I enthusiastically recommend Captain ted and Greece. He was that's

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<v Speaker 2>his name, and he's wonderful and it was a great

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<v Speaker 2>boat trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Rome was great.

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<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of people are people either like

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<v Speaker 2>really love Rome. It's you know, it's a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>dirty and there's ruins everywhere, and you know, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to take in. I loved it ate really well.

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<v Speaker 2>Our pal David Wonderlick, who actually I think lives in Naples,

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<v Speaker 2>send me send us a long email saying to not

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<v Speaker 2>eat Roman pizza. I did have Roman pizza once, just

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<v Speaker 2>because it's thin and not as tasty as Neapolitan, the

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<v Speaker 2>more classic or more well known style of Italian pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got plenty of Neapolitan pizza both in Rome.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside of Rome, Nice a Malfi Coast was fantastic. I

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<v Speaker 2>will tell you this tie at our hotel, which was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Casa Angelina and Priyano, the Malfy Coast one.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a So it's in the cliffs over the

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<v Speaker 2>water and there's a beach club at the base, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's beach is sort of a misnomer because there's not sand.

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<v Speaker 2>You just sort of jump off of like the cement

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<v Speaker 2>on the club into the water and it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>The water's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I went topless, okay at the beach club, just because

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<v Speaker 2>it's here in Europe and whatever. No, there were there

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<v Speaker 2>were a number of people who sort of exercised that

1:14:05.280 --> 1:14:09.000
<v Speaker 2>very European mentality with clothing or lack thereof ty. What

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you is it was Mike Pence's nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was and you know what, tie. The people that

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<v Speaker 2>were exercising this were not unattractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they logical. Next question.

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<v Speaker 2>There was an Australian contingent tie that acquitted themselves very nicely.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was that situation, but that was great. The

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<v Speaker 2>other thing I will add, and uh, this is the

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<v Speaker 2>final night we decided to go to it the super

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<v Speaker 2>nice restaurant that's within our hotel. It was we just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to travel. We wanted it to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're just it's overlooking the water.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>So we go to this place knowing it's super nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the most and I don't mean this in

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<v Speaker 2>a purely negative way, because it was delicious. The food

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<v Speaker 2>was very good. It was like the most pretentious experience

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<v Speaker 2>in a restaurant I've ever had, And that's probably more

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<v Speaker 2>reflective on me not really caring that much about fine dining.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just didn't expect it. First of all, I

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<v Speaker 2>walked in wearing a button down. It was a hot,

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<v Speaker 2>hot day, it was at eight o'clock, eight thirty whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>a button down shorts, nicer shorts though, gino shorts, and

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<v Speaker 2>flip flops, which was probably that's on me. You gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be you gotta be better with footwear. And so the

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<v Speaker 2>elevator opens at the hotel right into where the host

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<v Speaker 2>is standing the maitre d or whatever. The host is

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<v Speaker 2>standing at this indoor outdoor hotel, indoor outdoor restaurant above

1:15:31.960 --> 1:15:34.639
<v Speaker 2>the hotel. She looks at me and she's like, oh, welcome,

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<v Speaker 2>What time is your reservation? All the eight thirty and

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<v Speaker 2>then she.

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<v Speaker 1>Says, all right, we will get you all set, but

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<v Speaker 1>we do have a no flip flop policy, no eyes

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<v Speaker 1>and no eye slides at all, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Eye slides, none to be seen. So as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>you're able to change into closed toed shoes, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>matter what kind, but they do. We do need a

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<v Speaker 2>closed toe from gentlemen. We'll see you and I'm happy.

1:15:59.040 --> 1:16:02.040
<v Speaker 1>To serve you. Like, so we go back to the

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<v Speaker 1>elevator and I'm fuming. I'm like, never in my life,

1:16:06.600 --> 1:16:09.400
<v Speaker 1>never have I been so And I'm like, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>go to the cafe across the and solid wife was like,

1:16:12.640 --> 1:16:15.280
<v Speaker 1>we're here, you know, and she then was like, well

1:16:15.280 --> 1:16:16.880
<v Speaker 1>maybe we should, Like no, let's go to the back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just put on, you know, with crappy shoes

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<v Speaker 1>that I was walking in all day.

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<v Speaker 2>And we go back. We sit down, it's super nice.

1:16:24.840 --> 1:16:27.439
<v Speaker 2>We look at the menu. Woman comes over and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>can I start off wine?

1:16:28.840 --> 1:16:29.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, water whatever?

1:16:30.040 --> 1:16:32.120
<v Speaker 2>We say, yeah, I mean, let's do a glass of wine.

1:16:32.120 --> 1:16:35.320
<v Speaker 2>And you like flat water, you know it's because it's flatter, sparkling. Sure,

1:16:35.880 --> 1:16:39.680
<v Speaker 2>and she says great, and she comes over with not

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of paper but a book. Why don't you

1:16:43.760 --> 1:16:47.720
<v Speaker 2>take a look at our water? Why don't you take

1:16:47.760 --> 1:16:51.000
<v Speaker 2>a look at our water menu. So we then found

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<v Speaker 2>water that was like a seven seven dollars bottle of

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<v Speaker 2>avy on because that was basically the cheapest I think got.

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<v Speaker 1>A water menu.

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<v Speaker 2>And our reservation was for eight thirty and like between courses,

1:17:03.280 --> 1:17:05.800
<v Speaker 2>you we get appetizers and drinks whatever. They just keep

1:17:05.800 --> 1:17:09.320
<v Speaker 2>bringing you little bites and the meal takes for friggin ever.

1:17:09.920 --> 1:17:15.240
<v Speaker 2>It took so long, much like this podcast, but it's

1:17:15.320 --> 1:17:17.200
<v Speaker 2>we're like two and a half hours in exhausted. We

1:17:17.200 --> 1:17:19.439
<v Speaker 2>need to get up the next morning at like six am,

1:17:19.479 --> 1:17:22.080
<v Speaker 2>and they just keep bringing stuff and it's all delicious,

1:17:22.880 --> 1:17:27.679
<v Speaker 2>and we're just full and tired, and we ordered desserts.

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<v Speaker 2>I get like a chocolate moose. It comes a little

1:17:30.080 --> 1:17:33.360
<v Speaker 2>bowl of spoon whatever. And as I'm eating the chocolate moose,

1:17:34.080 --> 1:17:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I look down and as you can imagine, chocolate boose

1:17:36.920 --> 1:17:39.040
<v Speaker 2>comes a little bwl little spoon whatever. I realize that

1:17:39.120 --> 1:17:43.800
<v Speaker 2>both the bowl and spoon are made of chocolate, and

1:17:43.840 --> 1:17:45.479
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know what, this is wonderful.

1:17:45.800 --> 1:17:49.120
<v Speaker 1>This is Ex's not so bad. Life's not so bad,

1:17:49.240 --> 1:17:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and we're full, and then I asked for the check

1:17:51.840 --> 1:17:54.040
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, well, one more thing, and they wheel

1:17:54.120 --> 1:17:59.920
<v Speaker 1>over a tray with like fifteen pounds literally fifteen pounds

1:18:00.240 --> 1:18:03.680
<v Speaker 1>of just chocolate, and I have to turn away a

1:18:03.680 --> 1:18:07.000
<v Speaker 1>dessert tray of chocolate because I'm full. And that was wow.

1:18:07.479 --> 1:18:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Well I was turned away for my flip flops, and

1:18:09.840 --> 1:18:12.479
<v Speaker 2>then evening ends with me turning away a fifteen pound

1:18:12.600 --> 1:18:13.280
<v Speaker 2>chocolate tray.

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<v Speaker 1>It was It was a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>I recommend the Amalfi Coast to any but post Aitano

1:18:19.280 --> 1:18:22.360
<v Speaker 2>was pretty touristy. Capri is very touristy. I yelled at

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<v Speaker 2>a middle aged woman about over taxis who accused me

1:18:27.000 --> 1:18:29.439
<v Speaker 2>of cutting a line. I didn't speak any Italian and

1:18:29.479 --> 1:18:30.360
<v Speaker 2>she didn't speak English.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not great.

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<v Speaker 2>Other than that, that is a beautiful area of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Tie and it was very difficult to leave. So I

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<v Speaker 2>had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well good, it's good to have you back. But I'm

1:18:39.720 --> 1:18:41.200
<v Speaker 1>glad you had that experience and it was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun to to share in the festivities with you guys.

1:18:44.400 --> 1:18:45.839
<v Speaker 1>So thank you again for the invite.

1:18:45.880 --> 1:18:49.000
<v Speaker 2>And tell me who, tell me who was upset at me?

1:18:49.600 --> 1:18:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Who was upset at the comments? You know about the

1:18:51.600 --> 1:18:52.479
<v Speaker 2>comments of your wedding.

1:18:53.280 --> 1:18:56.479
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything more. Is

1:18:56.520 --> 1:18:59.360
<v Speaker 1>it that fraud? Elliott people? People on this side of

1:18:59.600 --> 1:19:01.080
<v Speaker 1>this side of the fence seem to think that you

1:19:01.080 --> 1:19:03.760
<v Speaker 1>were very critical of the Hilton brit nutsoles. Are we

1:19:03.800 --> 1:19:06.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about Uncle Joe? I'm not giving out names. Are

1:19:06.000 --> 1:19:09.040
<v Speaker 1>we talking Mama Ag' I'm not gonna give my sources away.

1:19:09.080 --> 1:19:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk about it in an open session. I

1:19:11.360 --> 1:19:14.559
<v Speaker 1>had a magical time at your wedding, all right. It

1:19:14.640 --> 1:19:16.719
<v Speaker 1>was a Patriot League wedding. How could I be upset

1:19:16.760 --> 1:19:19.920
<v Speaker 1>about that? This has been a fun show. Yeah, please

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<v Speaker 2>Man, one more question, yeah, please, or maybe you're already

1:19:47.280 --> 1:19:48.840
<v Speaker 2>going in this direction. What do we have coming up

1:19:48.920 --> 1:19:49.679
<v Speaker 2>until the season.

1:19:50.000 --> 1:19:52.080
<v Speaker 1>It's funny you should ask that, Dan, because we're in

1:19:52.200 --> 1:19:54.200
<v Speaker 1>mid June, right, we know each other quite well. We've

1:19:54.240 --> 1:19:57.080
<v Speaker 1>actually done some long range planning, oh Man, which is

1:19:57.160 --> 1:19:59.960
<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable for us. It's not something we learned until about

1:20:00.040 --> 1:20:03.840
<v Speaker 1>a year and a half ago. But right, Yeah, we've

1:20:03.880 --> 1:20:06.840
<v Speaker 1>got a few concepts coming up here in the next

1:20:06.840 --> 1:20:10.200
<v Speaker 1>few weeks as we get into July, I think we

1:20:10.240 --> 1:20:12.360
<v Speaker 1>really get into the stuff that we're really excited about.

1:20:12.479 --> 1:20:16.080
<v Speaker 1>We've got another one of our How College Football Works

1:20:16.280 --> 1:20:20.599
<v Speaker 1>shows coming up. We did How Coaches Get hired? Yeah,

1:20:20.640 --> 1:20:24.200
<v Speaker 1>we did how new Quarterbacks Get brought aboard with Yogi.

1:20:25.240 --> 1:20:29.240
<v Speaker 1>We're going to do a How Recruiting Works. We're gonna

1:20:29.280 --> 1:20:31.559
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna roll out the red carpet here to do

1:20:31.720 --> 1:20:33.880
<v Speaker 1>a full on production how Recruiting Works, which we're both

1:20:33.880 --> 1:20:37.920
<v Speaker 1>excited about. We've got the show coming up with our

1:20:37.920 --> 1:20:40.639
<v Speaker 1>good friend Bill Barnwell at some point later in July.

1:20:41.240 --> 1:20:43.040
<v Speaker 1>We're still not going to give the concept of that

1:20:43.120 --> 1:20:45.280
<v Speaker 1>show away because we don't want anyone else to do it.

1:20:45.320 --> 1:20:47.280
<v Speaker 1>But I'm really excited about that one.

1:20:47.400 --> 1:20:49.719
<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna it's gonna be a very polarizing show.

1:20:50.320 --> 1:20:54.000
<v Speaker 1>We've also got later on in July probably before we

1:20:54.040 --> 1:20:56.599
<v Speaker 1>get into August and start doing team previews and whatnot.

1:20:57.680 --> 1:20:59.640
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do the history of the Salaverbo because this

1:20:59.680 --> 1:21:02.400
<v Speaker 1>is going to be your tenth full season doing the show,

1:21:03.360 --> 1:21:06.879
<v Speaker 1>and much like our friends over at the Starter's aka

1:21:06.960 --> 1:21:09.760
<v Speaker 1>the Basketball Jones, we're going to walk you through the

1:21:09.760 --> 1:21:11.800
<v Speaker 1>full tenure history of how Dan and I got to

1:21:11.800 --> 1:21:14.559
<v Speaker 1>do and all this stuff. Anyway, so that'll be a

1:21:14.560 --> 1:21:17.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of fun team previews coming up in August. Obviously,

1:21:18.600 --> 1:21:22.240
<v Speaker 1>latter part of August we're gonna start doing some, you know,

1:21:22.320 --> 1:21:26.320
<v Speaker 1>some weekly previews, and before we get there, there is

1:21:26.360 --> 1:21:29.519
<v Speaker 1>going to be a live gig, presumably on a Saturday

1:21:29.600 --> 1:21:33.960
<v Speaker 1>night in August, where we do a Fantasy Things draft,

1:21:35.120 --> 1:21:37.400
<v Speaker 1>which we got to start talking about probably after the show,

1:21:37.439 --> 1:21:41.160
<v Speaker 1>but keep your ears peeled for that. We'll send out

1:21:41.240 --> 1:21:45.840
<v Speaker 1>notice to the email list and we'll certainly talk about

1:21:45.880 --> 1:21:47.360
<v Speaker 1>it on the podcast, but it's going to be one

1:21:47.960 --> 1:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Saturday night in August. Yes, it's gonna be great. We've

1:21:53.000 --> 1:21:54.600
<v Speaker 1>got a shirt coming out at some point in the

1:21:54.640 --> 1:21:56.760
<v Speaker 1>next couple weeks which we're excited about. All sorts of

1:21:56.800 --> 1:21:59.840
<v Speaker 1>things breaking here on soliverbal front, So pay attention. Where's

1:22:00.120 --> 1:22:00.559
<v Speaker 1>we find out.

1:22:00.600 --> 1:22:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, will we send out a newsletter of intents?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, we'll We'll do it much like we did

1:22:05.960 --> 1:22:08.320
<v Speaker 1>for the shut Yeah, we'll take We'll take orders in

1:22:08.400 --> 1:22:10.439
<v Speaker 1>advance so that everyone who wants one can get one.

1:22:10.520 --> 1:22:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Just got to make sure you pay attention. I got

1:22:12.720 --> 1:22:15.040
<v Speaker 1>some folks who are waiting for a new shirt to drop.

1:22:15.080 --> 1:22:19.400
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, just stay tuned all the usual channels, Facebook, Twitter,

1:22:20.240 --> 1:22:23.519
<v Speaker 1>and uh. If you're part of the newsletter of intent mailer,

1:22:23.960 --> 1:22:27.960
<v Speaker 1>we'll send it there as well. Indeed, that's all I

1:22:27.960 --> 1:22:30.240
<v Speaker 1>got in me, ty Dan. This has been fun, a

1:22:30.240 --> 1:22:32.519
<v Speaker 1>little longer than usual, but we got the full recap.

1:22:32.600 --> 1:22:34.960
<v Speaker 1>We talked about marriages on the college football side and

1:22:35.200 --> 1:22:38.760
<v Speaker 1>on the Rubinstein side as well. Mm hmm. Congratulations to

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<v Speaker 1>you again, find sir. It is good to have you back,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you to everyone out there for bearing with

1:22:44.080 --> 1:22:46.479
<v Speaker 1>us here as we went through the full recap of

1:22:46.520 --> 1:22:50.800
<v Speaker 1>all things college football and otherwise. For that guy over there,

1:22:51.040 --> 1:22:53.240
<v Speaker 1>and for myself, Tie Hill and Grant here in good

1:22:53.280 --> 1:22:56.720
<v Speaker 1>old Eastern PA. Thanks again for listening, catching in a

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<v Speaker 1>week and in the meantime, stay solid, Hey Bud.