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Speaker 1: Hi. I am Kate Hudson and my name is Oliver Hudson.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to do something that highlighted our relationship and

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Speaker 1: what it's like to be siblings. We are a sibling raivalry. No, no, sibling,

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Speaker 1: don't do that with your mouth revelry. That's good. So today,

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Speaker 1: not today right now? Right? Well, no, but today the

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Speaker 1: one that we're sharing right with Chris, Chris and Matt.

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Speaker 1: Chris and Matt Delia. We recorded this pre quarantine. Chris

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Speaker 1: has he has a new comedy special out on Netflix

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Speaker 1: called No Pain, which is hilarious. It was so fun

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Speaker 1: hanging out with those guys. Chris and I actually have

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Speaker 1: maintained a relationship. It's not physical yet, but you know,

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Speaker 1: he just had a new baby. He sent me a

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Speaker 1: picture he had the baby. Oh maybe five weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: six weeks ago, something like that, I'm not sure. But

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Speaker 1: he sent me the funniest fucking video of his kid

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Speaker 1: on this lamb and they're rocking him on the lamb

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Speaker 1: and he's crying and then not crying, and Chris is

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Speaker 1: doing this commentary on it. Very very funny. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: he's a happy he's a he's a happy man. A

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Speaker 1: happy new dad. That was exciting. It was exciting talking

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Speaker 1: about that with him. You know, Chris is a very

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Speaker 1: like straight guy. Yeah. The perception of them that he's

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Speaker 1: like drinks and smoke, a partyer, Yeah, coke, real clean,

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Speaker 1: super never even had a drop of alcohol in his life. No,

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Speaker 1: which I was shocked. It was just great. It was

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Speaker 1: great to get to know them. And Matt was is awesome. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know Matt, that's the cool brother. Sorry, Chris cool,

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Speaker 1: He's the cool guy and the cool guy. Chris is goofy,

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Speaker 1: the goofy one nobod. They were just great. I loved

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Speaker 1: every second of it. There's also which we don't want

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Speaker 1: to spoil, but Chris had a really funny story about

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Speaker 1: Paw and my space and my space that was That's

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Speaker 1: an amazing, such a great story. That could be one

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Speaker 1: of the great stories so far on our show. Well

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Speaker 1: at least at least like something that brings home to

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Speaker 1: our family for us. Oh my god. Anyway, we love

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Speaker 1: talking to these guys. We know you're going to enjoy

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Speaker 1: this one. Oh and I do. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say we hope everybody is doing well and we are

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Speaker 1: sending our love and just just hope you guys are

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Speaker 1: hanging in there and uh, yeah, enjoy enjoy. So when

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Speaker 1: you do your podcast, Chris, do you are do you

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Speaker 1: just fucking talk? Yeah? I mean, do you have any

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Speaker 1: sort of concepts? Sometimes sometimes I will write down stuff

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Speaker 1: during the week, uh, and I'll get to like six

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Speaker 1: topics and I'll be like, Okay, that's enough, because I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you know anything about my Like I'll

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Speaker 1: milk some ship for a long time, and sometimes like

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Speaker 1: to a fault, I don't snapschot anymore. But I followed

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Speaker 1: you and I had I had fun with that for

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Speaker 1: a while and and I kind of got that from Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just keep doing it, but then I then you

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Speaker 1: should make me laughing. Yeah, it's really fun. But then

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Speaker 1: but then when once once it's over, it's I'm like,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know, I covered that, and I don't like.

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Speaker 1: I don't like. So I'm actually surprised that I like

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Speaker 1: still doing podcasting. But also it became a business, you know,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But and but but to

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Speaker 1: answer what your question is. Yeah, sometimes I have six topics,

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Speaker 1: just riff. And I think I've stopped. I said, Yo, guys,

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Speaker 1: done that twice in like one hundred and sixty episodes.

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Speaker 1: I like that though. I mean, obviously people enjoy listening

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Speaker 1: I think it's weird. Like my dad is from a

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Speaker 1: it's no, it's very popular, it is. It's great because

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Speaker 1: let's talk about Yeah, start guys beginning. But were born

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Speaker 1: It's like, what are you not doing? Guy? That guy

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Speaker 1: only do this to be making money at some point.

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00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,919
Speaker 1: I'm six foot two. I'm not that good it. You

423
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: already knew where you were exactly, and were you guys

424
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: tight in high school even though you were separate in

425
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 1: different grades. Yeah, we were like you would come together

426
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 1: and all that, and you would so I was in

427
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: We only had one year where we were in the

428
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: same he was nine, I was twelve, got it, but

429
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: you were always super But he was always really protective

430
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 1: of me, like when I needed him to be an

431
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: older brother, like if I was like, I mean, there

432
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 1: were times even when I was younger where you would like,

433
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: there was this dude. There was I won't mention his name,

434
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter, but yeah, yeah, I'm probably doesn't

435
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 1: really he does real estate, he said his desk. He

436
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: hears this, and he's like, fucking man, Okay, so but

437
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: the guy Okay, you guys aren't gonna believe me at

438
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: the good start. Yeah, totally, yeah, you guys will not

439
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: believe me. But this kid, he was insane. Was six

440
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,399
Speaker 1: two in fourth grade. He was insanely big. Really, it

441
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: was so fucking weird. He was that tall and he

442
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: was as big as as an adult. Who is that tall?

443
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,719
Speaker 1: He was? He was dude. You'd see him, you'd see him,

444
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: you'd see him in your class, and you'd be like, oh,

445
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: come on right, yeah what is this? Ship wasn't real?

446
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this person? The yeah? Why are yeah?

447
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: Like that's where you like, so so something happened. We're like,

448
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: actually don't remember what the thing was. I don't remember either.

449
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: We were pulled sh and my mom my, mommy, and

450
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: my dad. He pulled up in the fucking pick me

451
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: up in the parking lot to pick you up. And

452
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: this kid roughed up in a in a some sort

453
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: of way, not in a he wasn't Matt. I don't

454
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: know what it was. But he picked you up and

455
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: threw you down, is what he did. And then you

456
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: grabbed a water bottle and threw it on his fucking head,

457
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 1: sick up to his head. Hell yeah, hell yeah, and

458
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 1: and and my dad said, and my dad said, are

459
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? An unbuckled his seatbelt and I

460
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: just instinctively said, Dad, no, because that's going to be embarrassed.

461
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: Way better for you to do. Yeah. I was like,

462
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: I'll do it. And my dad was proud I could

463
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 1: tell you really yeah, And I said yeah. Also, I

464
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: was like, what if this kid beats the ship out

465
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: of my way bigger than you, yeah, way bigger than that.

466
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: I was like, let me let me just at least

467
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 1: it's less embarrass give me beats the shit out of me.

468
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: If he's like, yo, I beat the shit at a

469
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: MAT's dad, I couldn't have that going on at pod Crest.

470
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: Im possible, he could have beat the ship at that right,

471
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: right right, So it was that big. So I was

472
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: bigger than my dad, so I'll do it. So my

473
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: dad's big, so I'll do it. So I walk up

474
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 1: and as I walk up, Now, as I walk up

475
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: to this kid, this kid's getting way bigger, right because

476
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: he's getting closer, and I'm like, what the fuck am

477
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: I doing? Now? I didn't realize how funny it seemed

478
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 1: to my dad because I must have been looking like

479
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,479
Speaker 1: I was getting a lot smaller as he's going right.

480
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 1: So now I'm in the car. I'm in the car

481
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 1: by now Chris goes to handle the business while I'm

482
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: in the car, and I'm like, holy shit, this is

483
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: this is sick. Look at what my brother did you do?

484
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: The plan you were going? And I was just gonna

485
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 1: but he got up to him and I was like, wow,

486
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: he's so much bigger than Chris. Yeah. He was like

487
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: doing yeah, just straight straight up vertical yeah. And I

488
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: was like, I'm just gonna tell him not to do it.

489
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: And I walk up and say, hey, man, don't fucking

490
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: do that to my brother, Like you know whatever, it was,

491
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: it was super eighties whatever. I said, like super like

492
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: in an eighties after school thing. I was like, don't

493
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: you don't do that to my brother man, You're too

494
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: much bigger than him, and like, or you're gonna have

495
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: a problem with you could have a problem with me,

496
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And he was but he

497
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: was like okay, yeah he was because I was older,

498
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: because I was older. And then I remember walking off

499
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: and Jeff Hull was there, I think, and everyone was

500
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: like yeah, Chris, like because they were it was like

501
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: the the the witch is dead, you know what I mean. Yeah,

502
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: and they were like finally this guy and uh. And

503
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: I walked off and I didn't and I was like,

504
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: don't look back. Don't look back, because what if I

505
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: was like, he might come after me and he didn't.

506
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: He didn't. And I remember, this was so dumb, and

507
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: even after I did it, I realized it was so dumb.

508
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: But I looked, I go like this and I said,

509
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 1: Power Rangers. You did, Yeah I did. I did say that, yeah,

510
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: because I thought it would be funny and I thought

511
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: I would lighten the mood. Sorry, why I did. I

512
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: thought I would lighten the mood. This is not the ending.

513
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: I remember to do that. I didn't. We should just

514
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: change that ending, you know, I don't want I don't.

515
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: I don't want you to change it, because that's the

516
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: truth that I don't remember that. As soon as I

517
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: did it, I thought I probably shouldn't have done that.

518
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: But I tried to make go for like the light,

519
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: and I tried to make it light. Right, you want

520
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 1: to take I think that's a good joke. It's a

521
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: pretty good I like that. We like it too. I

522
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,959
Speaker 1: just don't have any memory. Yeah, no, I definitely did that.

523
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't forget that. I definitely wouldn't make it up.

524
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Yeah, that that same six foot

525
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: two fourth grader was the dumbest kid I've ever met

526
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: in my life. He did this thing that he I mean,

527
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: ways are such idiots. We went to Valley four and

528
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 1: he was in my group. It was like we were

529
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: in a group of eight. We all do everything together,

530
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: and we were eating and he was doing that dumb

531
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: trick that no one No one likes this trick, but

532
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: they twist, they untwist the thing of the salt. Fucking

533
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: hate that. It's never funny. No one ever liked it.

534
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: He untwists the top, waits for our other friends to

535
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: come back, and he's being such an idiot about it,

536
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: like did you want to try the salt? And everyone

537
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: just knows the dumb trick he's doing five minutes five

538
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: minutes past way and I'm like, I know. I'm like, Austin,

539
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: you should put a little bit of salt on that.

540
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: And he was like okay, And you can see his

541
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: face as he's reaching for it. I'm like, oh, wait,

542
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember the trick he did, and he's going

543
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: to do it to himself. Oh my god. And he

544
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: poured salt on his food and and the color drained

545
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: from his face and he realized that he had done

546
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: it to himself. It was the the dumbest thing. More,

547
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: that's way more. He's huge, He's like six ten. Have

548
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: you guys gotten along all your life? I say yeah,

549
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: but he says there was no just this. Yeah, I

550
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: know you got mad here. You bring up a lot

551
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: of shit that we just talked about. Cliffhanger and I

552
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: texted him the other day. I texted him the other

553
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: day and I said, when did we become like close

554
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: friends again? Later? Because we were when we were here

555
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: texted me was when did we become friends? And I

556
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: didn't know what the funk you meant, because that's a

557
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: very weird thing to text your brother. I ended the

558
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: I meant a guy. I thought somebody got your phone?

559
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: Did you you you forgot to write again? Yeah? I

560
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: did forget to write it. And then I was like,

561
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I didn't understand what was happening.

562
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: And and then I was like, what are you talking about?

563
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: And he was like, come we become friends again? And

564
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: I was like I was always your friend and he

565
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: was like no, And then I remember what I think

566
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: what you meant was? What what you meant was? There

567
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: was a summer to give context of this. There was

568
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: a summer where our mom was so upset with us

569
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: for fighting all the time that she she offered us money.

570
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: She offered us seventy five dollars, which was huge. That much, Wow,

571
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: huge money. That's like you hit me in the face

572
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: seven times? Yeah right right? But you were like sixteen,

573
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: I was thirteen. It was like peak fighting time. And

574
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: she was like it was this was like in May.

575
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: She was like, if you can go the whole summer

576
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: without fighting, I will give you each seventy five dollars,

577
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh my god, we're gonna do it.

578
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: We were in khudes. We're like, we're never going to fight.

579
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: If we do, Mom cannot be. We had like a

580
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: side conversation, We're like, man, we could do this right, literally,

581
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna make this money. So your enemy of your

582
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: enemy is my friend, right yeah. Yeah. Literally four hours

583
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: later we're like screaming at each other in the back

584
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: of the car and my mom's like, well, you're not

585
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: getting seventy five dollars. We're like, oh shit, we forgot.

586
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: So there was a period where we wouldn't we couldn't

587
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: stop fighting, but I do. This is what I remember

588
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: when you moved out. Immediately I was like, I want

589
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: to talk to Chris on the phone. I missed Chris.

590
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: Whereas I didn't have anything to compare it to. You

591
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 1: were just always there. So I didn't really know it

592
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: was a thing that that was ever not going to

593
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: be true, because when you're thirteen early think about what

594
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: it's going to be like when he moved. But immediately

595
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: I just remember being like, oh ship, And when you

596
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: moved out, I mean you go to college. I went

597
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: to n YU for one year. That's why I went

598
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: to TISH. So went hold on when you moved? When

599
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: he moved? How too? Right? Yeah? Really first? And I

600
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: never went back. I didn't end up going. She went

601
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: to TSH for a year. I went to TISH for

602
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: three and a half years. You did, I did graduate.

603
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: I graduated. I went to Boulder. I did nothing. I

604
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: learned his social Security number. I did. I learned my

605
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: social which is actually it's great, give it up. You

606
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: still know it? Yeah, it's all there. Good, it's all there.

607
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: Every time someone asked me for my social Security number,

608
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: I go, oh no, and they go, oh wait, I

609
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: know it, like every time I'm like, I'm not gonna,

610
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so interesting. So, Matt,

611
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: when you when when Chris left? What how I mean?

612
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: Was that tough or it was a lot it was

613
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: a lot quieter, But it must have been a lot quieter.

614
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: It was. It was kind of it was tough. It

615
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: was just really strange to because we were so close

616
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: and we kind of did everything together always, and then

617
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: when he left it it was genuine. I remember I

618
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: just remember thinking, wow, this house is so quiet. That's

619
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: what I remember more than anything else. It's because he's

620
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: so fucking loud, but also because it was just like

621
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: my roommates in n Yu being like shut the fuck off. Definitely, yeah,

622
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. When life left, no, I cared,

623
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: but it lasted like three weeks and then I was

624
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: really fine. Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean I wouldn't

625
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: really give a ship well yet in Boston. Was he

626
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: still tormenting you at that time? No? No, that was

627
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: that was it. We were good. Oh good, Yeah, I

628
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: got my heel mattress. You did. It came to the door,

629
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: and it's fucking amazing. They make it really easy. You know,

630
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: you take this quiz, you you know, answer some questions

631
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: and they match it up specifically for your body type

632
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Speaker 1: All right, so you guys, you're you're doing sports. You're

663
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: over sports, you're mister athlete. Yeah. And when you played

664
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: baseball baseball? Yeah? And then when did you start getting

665
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: interested though in the actual arts? Yeah? I mean I

666
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: started to write young, like really young. In fact, I

667
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: have some of that shit printed out, like the early

668
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: scripts that I wrote, early short stories that they're so bad,

669
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: like so unbelievably bad, and almost is like cute, you

670
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's like how bad I was.

671
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: But was it age appropriate? No? No, not. I was

672
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: like twelve below grade twelve. Well in that sense, yes,

673
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: but it was not ine appropriate in the sense that

674
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: it was like appropriate. I was twelve trying to write

675
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: about adults, right, you know what I mean? Like who

676
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: were like having sex when I hadn't even kissed our

677
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: girl yet. Yah, And it's just like he goes to

678
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: his job. It's so job, it's hard, so in congress,

679
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, I I always knew I wanted

680
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 1: to be a writer. In some capacity. But yeah, I

681
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: also was was was playing baseball all the time as well.

682
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: And then when I went to n YU, I actually

683
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: had to decide to stop playing baseball because I was

684
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 1: They wanted me to play there for the Division III

685
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: whatever team, but I just didn't want to. And then

686
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: you you took to writing, yeah, exactly, yeah, and then

687
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: that was it? And what about you? Because when did

688
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: you actually step on a stage for the was? It

689
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: was actually later? I so I wanted to do stand

690
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: up always, but I thought it was just I was

691
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: too scared. And so I was like, I'm gonna just

692
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: be a I'm gonna write and I'm gonna be an actor,

693
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: and then then I'll go in to stand up the

694
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: back doorway, which is such a bad idea, right, But

695
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: I didn't know that then. Yeah, I was just like,

696
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: who knows? You do understand? You don't know? And then

697
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: I just would you know? I I sold a script

698
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: and then I or I optioned one, and then and

699
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: then I and then I'm and then I got a

700
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: few roles here and there, but just kind of like

701
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: at a loss, I was like, Okay, I gotta get

702
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: on stage. I was twenty five and I was like,

703
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna I got to do this. At least

704
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: let me take con troll, you know, because you know

705
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: as an actor waiting for parts and ship. So uh

706
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 1: so I got on stage and then I was like, oh,

707
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: all right, I can just do that. What was the

708
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: first What was the first stage? You say it was

709
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: at the Haja Cafe in North Hollywood. Do you remember

710
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: when it was? Wow? No, but you it was a

711
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: new It was January first, one day, it was Genuary first. Yeah, oh,

712
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: January second. I read it was January second. Yeah, it

713
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: wasn't actually the New Year's Day, Year's resolution January second,

714
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: two thousand and five. Did you tell anybody you were

715
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: doing it? I think I probably told a few people.

716
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: You were doing it with our other friends? Yeah, oh yep,

717
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: we were doing it with Chris Macco and he yeah.

718
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: He did it for three months and then was like,

719
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do this, and I was like, oh,

720
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep doing it. Do you remember your

721
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: opening joke? I remember? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I

722
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: think it was my well I don't remember my first

723
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: opening my opening Joe for for the that time, but

724
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: my first like show opening joke was like three months in,

725
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: I was like, was was about the show? Twenty four

726
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: was about how like, yeah, I loved it, and it

727
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: was about how like Jack Bauer was so so everything

728
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: was needed to be done immediately, and I would put

729
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: him in the situation where he's like he's getting his haircut.

730
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: He was like, I need a haircut now. But yeah,

731
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: that was the joke, the joke do you go weird?

732
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: Do you get dark and like get like kind of self? No? No, no, no.

733
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: I actually talk about this in my next in my

734
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: special coming Out. It's like people are always like they

735
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: people romanticize it, you know, like comedy comes from pain,

736
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: you know, and I don't. That's like I don't think

737
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: it has it doesn't if it can, you know what

738
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: I mean. When I started coming up as a comedian,

739
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: I like had to remind myself like people when they started,

740
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: you know, I've would listening to you and it you know,

741
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: they'd say this to all, you know, they say, oh,

742
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: you know, I went through a depression or whatever and

743
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: I was listening to you and it helped or whatever

744
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: it is, you know, and you're like, oh, yeah, I

745
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: guess people's lives are a lot different than everyone else's

746
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: in mine and just because I had it good doesn't

747
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: mean everyone had it good. And you know, you know,

748
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: the typical because you don't even drink, right, you don't drink,

749
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: you're pretty, So I feel like, never, right, never, you've

750
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: never even had one drink. That's fucking crazy. I can

751
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: voucher that we were in Italy when we were I

752
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: was like fourteen, we were still in high school. No,

753
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: I was in nineteen okay, yeah, I was still in

754
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: high school and we went to some bar as I

755
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: was like fifteen, so excited to go to a bar.

756
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: I already drank and I was like, let's go drink

757
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: somewhere and he was like, obviously I'll go with you,

758
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: because he didn't care that I did. But he do

759
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: you remember this? You got a beer and you took

760
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: a sip and you didn't swallow. It looked like you

761
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: just saw the devil and you like stood up real

762
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: fast and ran in the bathroom and came back. And

763
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck and you've spit it

764
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. You don't know? Wow, Yes I did. Yeah,

765
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: Why I don't remember that? Why do you think? I mean,

766
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: why do you think? Oh? Well, why I did that. No,

767
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I'm just saying generally, generally, you know

768
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: why you don't drink or smoke weed or anything like that.

769
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: You know, I understand trying to stay focused and sharp.

770
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: Started out as I was scared. I'm sure, like I

771
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: didn't want to be under the influence or something like that.

772
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: That's how it started, you know. I used to watch

773
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: like The Batman, the old Batman that Adam West when

774
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: they reres showed it in the eighties and all like

775
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: the laughing gas stuff, and shit scared the shit out

776
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, like really scared. Yeah. And I took

777
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: under the influences the umbrella of it that. That's what

778
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: that was, you know. So when people started drinking, I

779
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: also never wanted to do anything that everybody was doing.

780
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I never that always was like, why the fuck's everybody

781
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: doing that? That's gotta be weird. So whenever in high

782
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: school people were like, drinking is the thing, I was like,

783
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: all right, I'll wait it out. If I'm gonna do it,

784
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do on my own time. You're not gonna

785
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: make me do this shit, right, So I've always been

786
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: like that. I also things like that, like drinking for

787
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: the first time, sex, for the first time, whatever it is,

788
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: I don't do it until I regret that there was

789
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: a time that I haven't done it. You understand what

790
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like the time I knew I was ready

791
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: for sex is I could have had sex and I didn't,

792
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: and then afterwards I was like I should have done that.

793
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: It's like going in and you're gonna buy that jacket,

794
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: like nah, and then you leave and you're like, I

795
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: wanted to buy that jacket. Then you know you want

796
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: the jacket right, and then you go get the jacket,

797
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: Go get the jacket right. But instead of buying it

798
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: and regretting it, rather rather you know, you're saying you

799
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: have the regret first, Yes you don't. I'm ready to

800
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: do the thing. So I just with all those things

801
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: mixed in together, I just it. I never really was

802
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: like I should have. I never felt like a missed out,

803
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: never cared, never wanted to do. Did your parents drink?

804
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 1: I mean my mom didn't drink when we were kids. Uh,

805
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: not that she was sober or anything. She just didn't.

806
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: Now now she'll have a glass of wine, but which

807
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: my dad always drank, but not he was never I

808
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: mean I remember the one time he was drunk. He

809
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: picked me up wearing a fucking beret for some reason. Yeah,

810
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: and my mom was driving. He was in the passenger seat.

811
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: He picked me up from Julia Jung's house. We had

812
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: just seen Titanic and we were like making out for

813
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: like the first time ever, and and my dad he

814
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: was in the passenger seat and he kept giving me

815
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: a high five from from sex. So funny, even even

816
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: where I was annoyed. I was like, stop making right right.

817
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, your father's drunk, and he's like,

818
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm not drunk. She's like, why are you wearing the

819
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: fucking beret? Then she had a point, So funny. That

820
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: is so funny. Jealous though, dude, your body is so clean.

821
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that from just following you on Snapchat, I could

822
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: have sworn that some of those times you were wasted. Well.

823
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: It's funny because we've known each other a little bit

824
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: in the past, but and everyone says it will look

825
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: we look like I know. It's so fucking crazy. The

826
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: amount of times that I get, oh, do you know,

827
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: Crystal Ly, I'm like, I know, I get that we

828
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: look like each other goes Yeah, you guys, are just

829
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: like a lot, get it all the time. But anyway,

830
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: but my point is is that I think there's this

831
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: persona about you when people you guys all look like

832
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: you could be related, I know, just like the weird

833
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: Italian when people see you or they have a perception

834
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: of who you are that is not really like who

835
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: you are, you know, or what's inside. Yeah, people think

836
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 1: I do coke. Yeah, people think I do all the drugs.

837
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: And I'm just so I go out and I just don't.

838
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't go out. I do my show, I go eat,

839
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: and then I go home. I don't. I don't. I

840
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I never didn't like that.

841
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: Do you go to bed early? No, I don't do that.

842
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: That's the comic life though, Yeah, yeah, yea yea. The

843
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: road and I'll do a show. I'll do two shows.

844
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: It'll end at twelve thirty and then I'm buzzing and

845
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: then yeah, you know what I mean, And what's your service?

846
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: What's your come down? Just honestly, what I do is

847
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: I get room service with my either my opener, and

848
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: we just laugh and watch forensic files and shit and

849
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: then we just yeah, do you remember we used to

850
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: watch infomercials at like three am. That's every night down

851
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: when I was coming up, you were so annoying about it. Yep.

852
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: I would want to go to bed so bad, and

853
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: he'd be like, we got to watch infomercials. We got

854
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: to watch infomercials. And I was like, it was so funny.

855
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: You know what I make I do shit more than

856
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: you know. I like it is because they're so inauthentic,

857
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: they're so not genuary, but I'm also so persuasive. Yeah, well,

858
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: like how many times their whole job? Right? How many

859
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 1: times if you wanted to get something? I got one

860
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: thing one time and it was the shark. It was

861
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: a vacuum and it was a piece of shit. Oh really,

862
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: I never I never about one man. The best part

863
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: is the acting hand acting, but the best host. You

864
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: will get a guy that that's his job, and you'll

865
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: see him this is the best invention, and then in

866
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: a year he'll be like this is the best invent

867
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: and you're like, this guy just keeps finding the best

868
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: adventure before he's full of ship. Yeah, Kurt loves info

869
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: really yeah, yeah, man, imagine watching informercials with him. That

870
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: would be hilarious. You would love that than it he'd

871
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: be going to see. But like, no, no no, no, no

872
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: real estate on this one. Come on, I just remember

873
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: something speaking of Russell, do you remember on my Space

874
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: when you made that I got it. This is the

875
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: best ship over I got to tell you, guy, I

876
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: haven't thought about years. This was one of the funniest

877
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: things ever. This is funniest all right, all right, so wow,

878
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: my Space was big, of course. Yeah, okay, it's two

879
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. Everyone was always so innoying. But you

880
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: can put me in the top eight. You can put

881
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: me in the top eight. My god, I forgot about that.

882
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 1: I know nothing about my Space. I didn't. Yeah, you

883
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: don't need to really, you know. I wasn't in this

884
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: social and it was for musicians a lot, I think

885
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: at the time when it first started, right away, a

886
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: big thing, you know what it was? Of course? Of course,

887
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: of course the top eight would be like your friends

888
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: that you put I guess young people don't know either.

889
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: Would come on screen and there was the first eight

890
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: friends on everyone's page that you'd see and it was like,

891
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: who are your best friends? Ye? Best friends? So people

892
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: were annoying and were like, you don't put me in

893
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: your top eight, like legitimately, and you'd be like, bro,

894
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: we're guys, like what are you talking about? Right? And

895
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: adults and adults? Right? So I got annoyed at that,

896
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: right because also here's the other thing too, top five

897
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 1: you got, but then like the last three, you'd be like,

898
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: oh the fuck do I put for six and seven

899
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: and eight? This guy, I guess is my friend, you

900
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like flavor of the month, Like

901
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: I know they've been really close with this guy and

902
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: then they get knocked out and get upset. Right. Well,

903
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: it's kind of like old school likes. It's like how

904
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: many likes? Now that I had enough of it? So

905
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: what I did was I thought, I'm going to create

906
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: profiles for my top eight, and I created eight Kurt

907
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: Russell profiles and I put them in my top eight.

908
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: So this way nobody could be mad. I'm a comedian.

909
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: It's funny, right, And wait, so Paul was your type?

910
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: Was your top eight? It was my top eight, all eight,

911
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: all different characters, all different pictures from him in different movies.

912
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: They were all k Russell though, Kurt Russell, Russell Us,

913
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: Kurt Russell, Kurt Russell all my top Okay, got it.

914
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about this. Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore.

915
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: So so, so what you had to do was to

916
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: create a profiles you had. It was you had to

917
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: You had to have a legit email to create a profile,

918
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: just like anything else. You created eight a new email.

919
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: It wasn't a Kurt Russell email. It was just a

920
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: I'd be like blah blah blah at Yahoo blah blah blah,

921
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: al a at lecost like this was the thing. I

922
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: don't remember back that it was a sort of Netscape. Yes,

923
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: So so I realized after like a month or two,

924
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, these profiles. Oh, by the way,

925
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: you'd go and look at the Kor Russell profiles. The

926
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: only friend k Russell would have was me, right because

927
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't like making a real profile. I just started

928
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: to look funny on my page Russell eight times. Okay,

929
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: so you were trying to trick anybody, You're not trying

930
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: to trick you. It was just a joke. It was

931
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: very obvious that this was a fucking joke and that

932
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: Kurt Russell didn't have my space. Okay, it definitely gonna

933
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: happ eight of them, all right, all right, So so anyway,

934
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: I uh realized a month and I was like, oh,

935
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: I made all these profiles. I was like, why don't

936
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: I check some of them? So who knows? You know?

937
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: So I check no, but obviously everyone knows it's fake.

938
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: One guy writes one of the Kurt Russell profiles and

939
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: he writes, hey man, can't believe you're on my Space

940
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: your biggest fan. I'm from Italy, right, and I think

941
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 1: that it's It's so cool and love all your movies.

942
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: So I'm like, is this guy fucking joking? All right?

943
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: So I don't do anything because I'm like, that's insane, dude.

944
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: Another month that passes and I check it again, the

945
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: same profile, not the other ones. Hey Man just saying

946
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: I just saw whatever it was movie, You're great. And

947
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, this fucking guy is joking with me, right,

948
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: So I write back haha, yeah man killing it or whatever,

949
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh my god, you responded, how

950
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: do I be in your next movie? I'm I'm like,

951
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: all right, So now I'm like, I'm trying to be

952
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: an actor in Hollywood. I'm a stand up comedian. I

953
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: know how hard it is, and this motherfucker thinks he's

954
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: gonna live in Italy a message Rustle on MySpace and

955
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: get a movie part. So now I'm mad. Yeah, okay,

956
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: so I write back, Okay, yeah, as a matter of fact,

957
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: I got a movie coming out soon and we're looking

958
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: for parts. Why don't you send an audition tape no, yeah,

959
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 1: dude to me on my space And and why don't

960
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: you do the few good Men monologue where he says

961
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: you can't handle the truth? No, yeah, okay, send it

962
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: to my MySpace okay where all auditions go. Yeah. I

963
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,959
Speaker 1: check it a week later. Boom, No, it's this Italian guy,

964
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: thanks so much for the opportunity, and he had sunglasses.

965
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: He didn't want me to see it, so that was

966
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: the best part because you didn't want me to see

967
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: him looking right right. I didn't even fucking memorize it,

968
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: this asshole, dude. People upbrooke their lives, they moved off.

969
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: Would they have no fucking money? They tried to muscle

970
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 1: in on the way this guy living in fucking Tuscany,

971
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: just right, Kurts on my face not memorized the fucking monologue.

972
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: When Kurt Russell, as far as he knows, gives him

973
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: the opportunity of a fucking life. What I'm going to

974
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: read it. It doesn't point it doesn't. It's a great

975
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: point at People were like bad and I was like,

976
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: fuck this Italian guy. This guy needs to learn dude.

977
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: That is an amazing story. We were crying for it.

978
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: I've looked for it. It It was on YouTube. I've looked

979
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: for it for years. I can't Did you ever hit

980
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: him back after? Yeah? And I did, and then it

981
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: just kind of was peter down. But that was it.

982
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: I mean, man, it was so funny. It was so

983
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: fucking funny. Man, just one of my favorites. That's incredible.

984
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: I remember that. What about that? Us so long? Incredible?

985
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: It was really funny. It'd be great though, if the

986
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: story ended and he got the job. He was just unreal. Yeah,

987
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: how old are we know? You're thirty nine? Yeah thirty

988
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: you're thirty six, you direct, just directed? Yeah, that was

989
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: that working together, by the way, that was so fun.

990
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: It was the best. That was so so so. No,

991
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: there was none none, everything, none of that. Yeah. Everyone

992
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: always asks even when my dad did this, Yeah, there's

993
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: none of that. Ship We'll just like have a blast.

994
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,399
Speaker 1: Is it a collaboration? Yeah? Do you see does Matt

995
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: do you do you stay say ship that you don't

996
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: agree with and you you know what I mean or

997
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: anything like that as good notes and two good ideas

998
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: and look wise, look wise. It was just laborative. I

999
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: like this, do you want to do that? And you

1000
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: were like yeah, and what about this? It was like

1001
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 1: very simple, I don't that's his job. It's funny because

1002
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 1: when you grow up together, you do actually grow up.

1003
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: Even if you're different people, you have similar tastes. Yeah, totally. Yeah.

1004
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,240
Speaker 1: Like he was like, what color you want the background?

1005
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: I was like purple or and he was like, no,

1006
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: purple school and then we kind of like made it

1007
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: kind of purple. Yeah yeah yeah. And then but the cameras,

1008
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: he was like if like, here's an example. Like he

1009
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: was like, I want to get a low angle, and

1010
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if that will look good,

1011
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: but he probably knows it looks good. I was like, okay,

1012
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: that's what you think, you know what I mean? And

1013
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: it does. It looks awesome, but I don't. You know,

1014
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm not the director, so I don't if you went

1015
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: low on me, I'd be like, dude, what's the chack? Yeah? Yeah,

1016
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: you know, it's cool though, I mean just watching you

1017
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: guys and hanging out with you right now is I Again,

1018
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: I have got three kids, but I've got two boys

1019
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: and they're best friends, and they fight like you guys,

1020
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: probably just this is pretty ship. But the greatest thing

1021
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: to watch is their sense of humors are so compatible.

1022
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: I mean, they are on the same page with their

1023
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: insanity and with there's their stab, like a little smart humor,

1024
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: but it's also that goofy kid. But they're so right there.

1025
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: And to hear when they when I put them to

1026
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: bed and I close the door, I know they're gonna rap,

1027
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: and I hear them fucking losing. That's amazing. That's gonna

1028
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: be the best. So it feels it just feels damn

1029
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Crazy? Yeah, So you guys,

1030
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure have that, you know. Or did you share

1031
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: a bedroom together when you were kids? Did we? We?

1032
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: We did in New Jersey. When we came to California,

1033
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: we finally had our own rooms. But you would keep

1034
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: me up, That's right. I would. I would do the

1035
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: same thing and try to make him laugh. Yeah. Also

1036
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: I was I would be like, yeah, I would be scared,

1037
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: and I would be like I might kill the spider

1038
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: like I was a post. I was so fucking annoying.

1039
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: He would come in our room at like two am,

1040
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: two am, three am and like, Matt, mat what what

1041
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I think I saw a spider. Yeah.

1042
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: I was like, gratch your fucking relations dude, kill it

1043
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: or don't go back to bed. I couldn't, but he

1044
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: was like, you have to kill you have to kill

1045
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: you have to kill it. And I was like, I

1046
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: do He would do it. You're older, He would do it, yeahah.

1047
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: And I would even be like, I know I'm older,

1048
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: but like just yeah, scratched my and then he would

1049
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: kill it and I would go Power Rangers, Yeah, I

1050
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: remember it. Yeah, So what did you guys shoot this thing? Minneapolis? Minneapolis?

1051
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: And how did you How do you choose your venue?

1052
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: So I think I don't really care, but there are

1053
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: there are comedians that are like, no, I don't want

1054
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: to do it here. I'd rather do it here. And

1055
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: it's a comedy. It's just notn't you trying to maximize

1056
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: laughs in anyway? So there is one thing that I

1057
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: will think of. If I haven't been there in a while,

1058
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: then that's good because then the people are jacked retty right,

1059
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: you know, And I hadn't been in Minneapolis in a

1060
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, it had been like two years, three

1061
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: years almost. Are people prepped? Meaning like, you guys, this

1062
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: is a show we're filming this one. You're gonna be

1063
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: on camera, You're gonna be laughing. And what's the biggest

1064
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: stage you've ever you've ever been on? For myself or not?

1065
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: Because when I did I did an oddball tour which

1066
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 1: was like a few years ago, but like Luis k. Chappelle,

1067
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: they all did the shit that was like twenty thousand people.

1068
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why. And was there twenty thousand when

1069
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: you were on stage that? Honestly? Like it's like doing

1070
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: stand up in a room alone. You're like, I don't

1071
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: know if I'm doing well? Yeah? This is this? Does this?

1072
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: Is this what it sounds like when twenty thousand people

1073
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: laugh or not? Or is this one thousand of them laughing?

1074
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: No fucking ideas people were getting thrown out, kicked out,

1075
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: beat up. I had no fucking idea. Once you get

1076
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: past three thousand, you know, I do like three thousand

1077
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: now to five thousand, and people get thrown out. I

1078
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: don't even know. I don't know that they're getting thrown out.

1079
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: Do you like doing smaller now? I mean, is it fun?

1080
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: Is there an intimacy that is nice about it? Or

1081
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: do you Is there a sweet spot? Yeah? I think

1082
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: the sweet spot for me is about two thousand. Like

1083
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: if I'm going to shoot a special, which was in

1084
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: Minneapolis I did, two thousand is great for me because

1085
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: I have energy. You know, maybe somebody might be good

1086
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: if they did, you know. One thousand is good to

1087
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: my last one, Manifire, which I think was the one

1088
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: that you were talking about. That's the one that's the

1089
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: one was about twelve hundred. I think when your family

1090
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: comes to watch, are they still laughing? Yeah, the hardest

1091
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: of anyone. Yeah, I go more than me, Like my

1092
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: parents still go all the time. They went a few

1093
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: nights ago. And when you go, are there things like

1094
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: I know for us, like there's things that I would

1095
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: find funny that no one else would find funny, and

1096
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm laughing and often it's just me laughing. And his big,

1097
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: big killer jokes are the ones that I and I

1098
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: still do this even though he's been doing for so long.

1099
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like doing the thing where I'm just like

1100
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: looking at everybody else. Yeah, like it's I also will say,

1101
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: and this is true of I'm not like naturally a

1102
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: stand up comedy fan until he became one, and then

1103
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: I started to pay attention to it. A lot of

1104
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: his friends are my friends now too, because I'm we're close,

1105
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: and I'm friends with a lot of comics. I see

1106
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 1: a lot of comics do their work every you see

1107
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: everyone bomb, you see everyone do bad. I've seen him

1108
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: way more than I've seen anybody else. I've never one

1109
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: time seen him seen you bombe. But the reason why

1110
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: I always say, like, I don't think a comedian is

1111
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: actually bombing unless he cares that he's bombing. It's good man.

1112
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, dude, and I and I won't.

1113
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: I won't. I don't give it. If you fucking think

1114
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna laugh, then you're fucking wrong, dude,

1115
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: because I've done this ship before and like, I won't

1116
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: to and I'm not bombing, dude. And then something and

1117
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: a lot of times that makes people laugh, you know

1118
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: what I mean? So that's probably what you're you. Also,

1119
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: didn't you like do a tweet one time or something

1120
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: where you were like, what was it you said something

1121
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: about how everybody I'm gonna find it. I'm not sorry

1122
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: for it. And the jokes I ever made in my life,

1123
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck what you think about it.

1124
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: Figure your own shit out if your feelings are hurt.

1125
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 1: Kind of comedy. But how do you how do you

1126
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: when was that? I don't know, I pinned it. It It

1127
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: was a while ago, That's what I mean, Like, how

1128
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,839
Speaker 1: do you? How do you deal with that today? Yeah,

1129
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: it's a whole different world today, I say it does

1130
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: that stay? That was about? That was about it? That

1131
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: was about today, kind of about the moment it was okay,

1132
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: I just the second you I feel like the second

1133
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: you apologize for a joke, you're in a way, in

1134
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: a weird way, you're kind of admitting that there was

1135
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: some truth to it, and it's like there's some sometimes

1136
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: sometimes there's no truth to it. You're just fucking being silly.

1137
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: You're making a joke, you know, and the world I

1138
00:55:55,840 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: forget who said this. Some comedians said this, but it's

1139
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not comedians jobs to change because you

1140
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: can't adapt to how we are. Yeah, or you don't

1141
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: like it. But here's the other thing. I'm not trying

1142
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,240
Speaker 1: to hurt anybody. I'm just trying to make you laugh,

1143
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 1: and that's what comedians are trying to do, so that's

1144
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: a good thing. Yeah. So if you're going to be

1145
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: mad at me trying to make you laugh, if you

1146
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: had to filter yourself at all in the last couple

1147
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: of years now just because of just the landscape. But

1148
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: I say, I will say, comedy changes, and what is

1149
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: funny changes, you know, if you look at Laurel and Hardy. Now,

1150
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure it wasn't. I don't I even't seen in

1151
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: a while, but I'm sure my dad thinks it's hilarious.

1152
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure I would think it's a litle less larious,

1153
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: you know. But but then there's like Bill Hicks, who's like,

1154
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: you know, a whole different category of comedian where you know,

1155
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: he I mean everything was a comment on pology. Yeah,

1156
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I do a very little of

1157
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: that just because it's not my brand. But like, and

1158
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, it's not my brand because I

1159
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 1: don't like it's not what it charges me. But it

1160
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: changes a little bit, Like like I don't think it's funny.

1161
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: Some guys think it's funny to just be like, yeah,

1162
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: that bitch or this bitch too about a woman, and

1163
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's funny. If you're on stage

1164
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, bitch, please, you know what I mean,

1165
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: and that's the punchline, then I forgive it, do you

1166
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean? But it changed, like maybe that

1167
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: won't be funny to me anymore in a few years

1168
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: because there's been too much. Right, it's just subjective with

1169
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: men and women, and now I'm like, hey, it's just

1170
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: not funny to me anymore, you know, But that happens. Yeah,

1171
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: you know, they say people who can laugh at themselves

1172
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: or people who have a great sense of self humor

1173
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: are the ones that really would that's how you would

1174
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: define the sense of humor. Interesting. Yeah, well, it seems

1175
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: like a lot of comedy even comes from self deprecation. Yeah,

1176
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: you know, I think some comedians try to do that. Yeah,

1177
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: and it's kind of annoying. Yeah, Like, I'll call myself

1178
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: an idiot during my show a number of times, and

1179
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: I think, like I honestly have a feelings, like I

1180
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: don't know, almost every show. In my head, I think

1181
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: like I can't believe you guys are listening to me,

1182
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm a piece of SHD Like what am I

1183
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: talking about? But also I think, but I know what's funny,

1184
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: and this is what I think it's funny. So if

1185
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: you don't think it's funny, fuck you. So it's like

1186
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: a it's a combination of Yeah, you have to be

1187
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: self aware to be a comedian. Do you really not

1188
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: care what people think? Well, no, of course not. But

1189
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: when it comes when it comes down to it, like

1190
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: I want people to like me. I want people to

1191
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: laugh at my stuff. I certainly don't want to bomb like,

1192
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: I definitely care, but when it comes down to it,

1193
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 1: I think, for me, I know what's funny, and if

1194
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: you don't think that that's funny, then I think you're wrong.

1195
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: And that's okay. It's very healthy and that's okay, that's okay.

1196
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: It's true that a lot of a lot of comedy

1197
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: does come from people who are masking very traumatic things.

1198
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: That is a different one. Sometimes I feel very guilty

1199
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: about have you ever have you ever seen a bit

1200
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: of his and you've left at everything, but have you

1201
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: ever seen a bit, heard a bit you know, a

1202
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: joke where you're like, eh, I'm well, I can get better,

1203
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: Like I'm not I'm not feeling that one or that

1204
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: every once in a while. But but even by the way,

1205
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: even I feel that way with my act sometimes you

1206
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: do like I shouldn't have whatever I was stupid. You

1207
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: have to try this stuff. But also it might not

1208
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: be funny to one person, and not that they're even wrong,

1209
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: but like it's not funny for them because of the

1210
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: life that they lived, and they don't think that that's funny,

1211
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: and I think it is funny, And who gives a shit? Right, Like, dude,

1212
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: there's comedians that are huge that I'm like, they're not

1213
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: for me, but they're great, right, you know what I mean?

1214
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: But what defines that? What defines them being great If

1215
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: they're selling out two years, if they're if they're if

1216
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: they have a fan base, if they're you know, if

1217
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: they're being authentic to who they are, and if if

1218
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: they're making a living doing it. You know, well, am

1219
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 1: I to tell that? You know? So even if you

1220
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: don't think they're funny, if they're selling out Madison Square Garden,

1221
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: it's like, well, they're good. They're good. Someone loves they're good.

1222
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't, but someone loves them, and you have to

1223
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: respect I respect the shit out of it. And it

1224
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: takes a lot of work too, like a lot of effort.

1225
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: It takes a lot of work, a lot of nice

1226
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 1: I have respect for every comedian that is quote unquote

1227
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: made it. It's like, dude, they put in the work man,

1228
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: what's what's it like nowadays? Just in the world and guys,

1229
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: that's the competitive side of things. There's an odd guy

1230
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: now and then you're like, and that guy's a weird

1231
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: gotta be around. But most of the time, look, man,

1232
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: the comedy boom now is bigger than it was even

1233
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: in the eighties nineties, so like huge early nineties. So

1234
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: so everybody's doing well. So it's do you love what

1235
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 1: you do? Love it? I don't love anything more. I

1236
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: don't love anything more than being on stage making people laugh.

1237
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: You can tell, you can tell I appreciate you saying that. Yeah, No,

1238
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't love anything more like I Yeah, that's why

1239
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't get like some there's a lot of like nowadays,

1240
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,479
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, let me do stand up because that'll

1241
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: get me the next thing that's so weird to me?

1242
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: That is the thing. Do you have that in your life,

1243
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: like something that you love like that? I mean before

1244
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: I made my uh a movie come out called American Animal,

1245
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: like eight years ago, and before that, I mean, I

1246
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 1: still am pretty critical of movies because it's what I

1247
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 1: care about the most, and my passion comes out that way,

1248
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:22,959
Speaker 1: and I'm opinionated about stuff. But now before and after

1249
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: actually having made a movie, it's just like I can

1250
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: see a movie and think I don't like that movie

1251
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: at all, but I deeply respect the people that made

1252
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: it and that it even exists in the first place,

1253
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: because it's, as we all know in this room, it's

1254
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: so fucking hard, not just to make it a good one,

1255
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: but to make to you continue to turn that shit

1256
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: out as impossible just to get the movie made. Is

1257
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: so I take so much, you know, all right, Well,

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01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: what are we looking forward to now? I mean, well,

1259
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: first of all, we got to mention you're about to

1260
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: be Yeah, that's about it that I'm very very excited about,

1261
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: which is going to be hopefully amazing, and uh, I

1262
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: have many questions I'll ask you and and uh we're

1263
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: all very yeah. But to continue, what are you guys

1264
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: looking forward to? What you got your special? So I

1265
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: got the special coming out that he directed, which I'm

1266
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: looking forward to. Also, we're working on putting a project together. Yeah,

1267
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: the movie that he wrote and it's going to direct

1268
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 1: for him. He's playing one of the main roles and

1269
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm directing. Yeah, that's excited. Iron Man. So it's our

1270
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: own take on Iron Man. We didn't get the rights.

1271
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: But is there a brother part? Because I'm out of work,

1272
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: it would have to be a twin part for you.

1273
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: What is it. It's like a it's like a contained,

1274
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: darkly funny like crime thing where the it's it ends up. Well,

1275
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: it's like a post Yeah, it's like the heightst goes

1276
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: right and everything afterwards goes insanely wrong. Cool. It's kind

1277
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: of about how men sort of left to their own devices,

1278
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: we'll just themselves alive, much of their own detriment, but

1279
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 1: through the genre of the crime film, that's fun. Yeah.

1280
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: I like that. The heist goes perfect and then afterwards

1281
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 1: it's all funed great. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, yeah, good,

1282
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: that's exciting. Okay, ready, first celebrity crush. I like that.

1283
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: Oh fuck mine, Oh I know mine, I know, min

1284
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: mind's easy. Natalie Portman The Profession, Oh, oh my god,

1285
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: the Profession. I was like, that's my future wife. Like,

1286
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: when I first saw it, I was like, don that's

1287
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: who that is? You know what? You You would look

1288
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: great with her, right? Thank you? Natalie? If you're listening,

1289
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: I do. I think you and Natalie Portman would make

1290
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: a really smart cup. Thanks. Yeah, you should tell her that. Yep,

1291
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: mine was Elizabeth Hurley. Ohh so much about both of

1292
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: you she was. I couldn't believe it. Does she still

1293
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: looked exactly like she did that. I don't know, It's weird, Okay,

1294
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 1: So what was your actual first crush? Hailey Sarsfield, Nicki Coslino,

1295
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: Italian Nikki Casino. I so crazy about her really, and

1296
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,959
Speaker 1: her best friend was actually Randazzo. It was the most

1297
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:18,439
Speaker 1: Italian guys. Basically, if you could quote one movie from

1298
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: beginning to end, what would it be? Jesus Christ? I

1299
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: mean I couldn't do it, but I would have to

1300
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 1: say probably Swingers. It might actually be a oh wait

1301
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: maybe watched re watch and I couldn't believe how deeply

1302
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 1: etched it is into my mind. Every new scene, I'm like,

1303
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: not only do I remember this, remember every single beat,

1304
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: every single terrory word. You know, it's fun about having

1305
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: kids too. Honestly, is that brings you back to these movies.

1306
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: I've watched all of them now again it's fun of right,

1307
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: But you know, I tried to show him Naked Gun,

1308
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: that favorite I know. Came over. You know, all of

1309
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: Wilder's friends, this whole class, sixteen kids, and they're they're

1310
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,760
Speaker 1: wanting to watch like Good Boys. I'm like, okay, but

1311
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: let's just watch Naked Gun. Well, by the way, by

1312
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: the way to whoever is listening, it is weird. Don't

1313
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: let your kids come over to all of his house.

1314
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: You can't watch You can't let other people's kid. I

1315
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,640
Speaker 1: didn't let him watch Good Boys. She watched Naked Gun.

1316
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: They watched Naked better choice, they didn't Color Up Night instead.

1317
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: That was my favorite movie too, I can I can

1318
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 1: do that one. And and Top Secret remember that. Oh

1319
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: my god. I never loved harder then one moment in

1320
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: Top Secret. I never left her in any movie. Whatever

1321
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: when he it's so is it the cow? No, that's funny.

1322
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: But when he does, when he when the guys like,

1323
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: you know, war really hardens you, and you go through

1324
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: all this ship and nothing, you know, he really whatever

1325
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: the and then he sneezes and then he sneezes in

1326
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: his hand and looks at it and he goes and

1327
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 1: jumped out of the window. Dude, that I couldn't. I

1328
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 1: never left harder in a movie than I did with

1329
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: that Top Secret. It's so so many great movies that

1330
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: we we got to see. But is it weird that

1331
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: like Top Gun is just like defe like every part

1332
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,919
Speaker 1: of me as a little girl. When I watched that movie,

1333
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: I was like, that was I mean, I think that

1334
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: made me boy. I think that movie alone made me

1335
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: boy crazy. Was the first time, you know, we talked

1336
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 1: about this early? Oh yeah, well mine was Charles and chars.

1337
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: Nicole Eggert was, Yeah, that's huge to think about. I

1338
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: thin Elizabeth was a little later. Yeah, n I was like,

1339
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 1: oh god, yeah, if you were casting someone as Yeah

1340
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: to play you or your brother Oliver, so Oliver, you'd

1341
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: cast Oliver to play and the biopic of would mine

1342
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: would be? Who I'd want to see and who I'd

1343
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: want to see play me is for sure John Cleven, Damn,

1344
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 1: There's no way I would want him to play. That

1345
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: would be hilarious different movies. But if I actually had

1346
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: to cast for real, Jesus, I don't know. Yeah, I

1347
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: would have to make Oliver, I don't know your brother.

1348
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: Your brother, you so self centered? Yeah, they're asking for me,

1349
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: I do you it's yeah, Oh that's a better question.

1350
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Adrian Brodie, that would be. That's good. Could

1351
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: work love to Turow? Love to Turow? Or who's the

1352
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:39,919
Speaker 1: guy in? Who's in through guy? That? Yeah? Okay? Any

1353
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: other job? What would it be? Oh? I can't even

1354
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: fucking imagine. Yeah, you get fired. Whatever it is, Whether

1355
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: to go back in time or go go in the future,

1356
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 1: if you can do one, I would probably I would

1357
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,080
Speaker 1: go back to back. I'm I'm like a history nerd

1358
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 1: and I just want to see some ship. Yeah, I

1359
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: go back. You didn't know, but that was kind of

1360
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 1: sucked up? Is like I think about the other day

1361
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: when you die. Wouldn't it be nice? I just want

1362
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 1: to know what happens in a thousand years, what this

1363
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: world gonna be like? Yeah, it's a good question. I

1364
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: might go back to fucking like just the eighties and

1365
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: just see what the fuck it was like. And then

1366
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:20,759
Speaker 1: as like an adult, that must that would have been fun.

1367
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 1: The eighties were just like crazy because I was at four,

1368
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:28,799
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Then you definitely do some drugs.

1369
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: Drugs were better than me and the drugs. Did you

1370
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 1: ever have a favorite childhood vacation Long Beach Island. I

1371
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,680
Speaker 1: love when we would go to the beach. Yeah, you

1372
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: hated family vacations in general. That was before you hated

1373
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: them though. Oh yeah, no, no, no no, no, that was

1374
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 1: before I hated them. Yeah, I never Trami vacation was

1375
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: the one where you hit your head on the headboard

1376
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 1: red bed. Okay, that's the best what it was. Yeah.

1377
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 1: Oh I have a question actually because I watched I

1378
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,640
Speaker 1: watched Man on Fire last night. Is everything that you

1379
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: do written or are you riffing at all? Or is

1380
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 1: that just the act in you who knows how to

1381
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: make everything seem real. Yeah, it's all written, But there

1382
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:08,440
Speaker 1: are because that's your vibe, dude. I mean it's like, whoa,

1383
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 1: he's obviously a great actor because it feels like unless

1384
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: it feels like it's it's coming to you. Yeah, you know,

1385
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,440
Speaker 1: and thank you first of all. Second of all, it's uh,

1386
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: there's always parts of every show that I just kind

1387
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: of like go off and say something new, but it's all,

1388
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: it's all. Yeah. I will also add to that, you

1389
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 1: are a director's dream because he'll be in the same place.

1390
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: I do it in the same place. Yeah, it's like

1391
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: it's like actual continuity for like an actual actor. Wow

1392
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 1: on a set. I really, I don't know why. I

1393
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: just it's no, it's it's totally you're not thinking about No,

1394
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 1: it makes it comfortable. Yeah right, yeah, Yeah, it's very rare.

1395
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm in a certain spot and I'm like, oh wait,

1396
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 1: I should be over there. So yeah, if he's doing

1397
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,720
Speaker 1: two shows to cut together for the special, when it's

1398
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 1: like we don't have to worry about where the fuck

1399
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 1: he is, use it. Yeah. Who would your parents say

1400
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: is the most athletic Matt Me, funniest Chris? I guess

1401
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 1: they would say that. Yeah, but Matt's I don't know. Yeah, yeah,

1402
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: well you think I'm the funniest person. Yeah, well that's different.

1403
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I am always with all

1404
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,760
Speaker 1: of you, So I think you, guys, which one of

1405
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: you would survive best in the wilderness? I would naturally think,

1406
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: I would naturally think me. But you you impressed me

1407
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: one time the time we were you guys are gonna

1408
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: not I mean we were in like a high speed

1409
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 1: chase when we getting shot out way wait a minute,

1410
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 1: what Yeah, exactly, Yeah, for real, we voted. We voted

1411
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 1: in the same polling station. And this was like years is,

1412
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: like twenty twelve, and I flicked the guy off who

1413
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 1: cut me off getting on the one thirty four and

1414
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: the guy stopped on the freeway went in reverse and

1415
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 1: like had a gun waving it around and his calm

1416
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:49,719
Speaker 1: under pressure. I was like, I can't believe how chilled

1417
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 1: out you were this whole time. So maybe you'd have

1418
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 1: like a call head about it. He just went into

1419
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: survival mother. Yeah, I don't freak out. I don't freak

1420
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,679
Speaker 1: out about that kind of stuff, especially if there's someone

1421
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:04,920
Speaker 1: else involved, because like I'm like, that person probably gonna

1422
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 1: freak out. I'm gonna just make sure because honestly, if

1423
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 1: you go crazy, you don't make it worse. That's scary.

1424
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,679
Speaker 1: That's the worst part about that. And actually, I gotta

1425
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,519
Speaker 1: be honest, did they actually shoot at you? No? I

1426
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: don't think, but I remember here's the thing. I was like, look,

1427
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna if we're gonna get shot, he's gonna shoot.

1428
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 1: If he wants to shoot, he's gonna shoot U. Yeah,

1429
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: so yeah, fuck it, but we might as well just

1430
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: see what the fuck we were stopped on the freeway.

1431
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,560
Speaker 1: We were stopped on the freeway. He was stopped in

1432
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 1: front of me, and I was like, I don't want

1433
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,000
Speaker 1: to pass him. He's gonna fucking shoot us, right, So

1434
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm like just waiting behind his car. Cars are just

1435
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 1: flying by. Finally, I just like, I mean, I dipped

1436
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,760
Speaker 1: around him, and I remember you were like, what the

1437
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: fuck do I do? And it's all good man, just like,

1438
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,840
Speaker 1: but I also the thing that fucked me up the

1439
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,719
Speaker 1: most and what I think about. I thought about him

1440
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:50,920
Speaker 1: getting shot. And that's what made me feel. If you

1441
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,640
Speaker 1: got shot in that fucking car, my life would be

1442
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 1: over just as much as would be over if I

1443
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: got shot. Have you flipped anyone off since? No? Fuck no,

1444
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 1: not even And I'll have the fucking instinct very much

1445
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: like because the trick is, the trick is I I have.

1446
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 1: I have road rage at points, But now the trick

1447
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: is it's just you gotta see who's in the car. Yeah,

1448
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: you like sort of look over and it's like some

1449
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: like older woman or like eighty five. You know, then

1450
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: like god damn it, which one? If you could talk

1451
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 1: your way out of things better, like oh, that's a

1452
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 1: toss up. I think we're both pretty good at that. Yeah, yeah,

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01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: that's a toss up, man, Yeah, that's a real toss up.

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01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: Who could be more convincing? I think me? You probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:35,719
Speaker 1: probably you. Yeah. If you could take something from your brother,

1456
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,520
Speaker 1: I know, and take it for you as your own

1457
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,640
Speaker 1: equality that you could have, what would it be? And

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01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: then on the flip side of that, if you could

1459
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:49,560
Speaker 1: take something from him that would alleviate some sort of

1460
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: a stress or pain or whatever it is, what would

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01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: you take from him? I would I would want him.

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01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 1: I would want he always like wants to know the

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01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 1: real truth and learn, and I don't give a about that.

1464
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 1: And I wish I wanted to know about stuff, the

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01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: actual things that mattered, you know. And then I wish

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01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 1: he wasn't. I wish he wouldn't beat himself up so

1467
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: much about hurting someone else. That's that's what I wish

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01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 1: I had about him. Actually, that's wow. That's interesting. When

1469
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 1: you know you're right, you don't let in the fucking either,

1470
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck is the noise around you. It's funny

1471
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,880
Speaker 1: that that's the same thing, the same thing. Yeah, explain

1472
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 1: that though, I mean if he does something, even if

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01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: he thinks he's right, and if it hurts someone else,

1474
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: he's like, it feels really badly about for the other person.

1475
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 1: The empathy is just too empathy. It's out of whack,

1476
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 1: Like my empathy is too high. It's too empathetic, and

1477
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: I wish I care too much about what it's not.

1478
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 1: What's weird, though, is that I do not care what

1479
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:48,040
Speaker 1: they think, right. I care if I feel like I

1480
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,680
Speaker 1: played a part in hurting them, and that is like

1481
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 1: it's just gets in the way. But that also can

1482
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,639
Speaker 1: work against itself, which means that you care so much

1483
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,439
Speaker 1: that then it becomes about you and about them. Percent

1484
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 1: it's problematic each way you turn. Yeah, that's interesting. It

1485
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: sucks actually, and so you wish that you had more

1486
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: of because I don't give a fuck when you when

1487
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: I when he knows he's in the right, that's that's it.

1488
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,600
Speaker 1: It's like I wish I had that. I wish it

1489
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,680
Speaker 1: ended there for me. If you could take something from

1490
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:22,799
Speaker 1: Chris Well, he gets mad likeus about the least meaningful

1491
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 1: ship under the sun, like like uh, like he'll be like,

1492
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe someone put there. That guy put his

1493
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: drink there. Yeah, and it'll like eight hours later, like

1494
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,439
Speaker 1: fucking can The last one was the feet on the

1495
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,680
Speaker 1: on the table that you were crazy about. That that

1496
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 1: drives me. But this plays into the thing. No, no,

1497
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 1: so I'm not about this is your this is your house.

1498
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying when somebody says, hey, put your feet down,

1499
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:54,719
Speaker 1: oh go fuck yourself, dude. First of all, I will

1500
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,800
Speaker 1: never put my the bottom of my shoes on a table.

1501
01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:00,519
Speaker 1: Do that. First of all, it's not even it's very

1502
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,840
Speaker 1: hard talking about like like people like I'll be like

1503
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 1: this at a rush, right, they take a foot down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1504
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 1: the calf is on the thing. It's the problem. Yeah,

1505
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 1: he does, he does. He still like that everywhere. He

1506
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,080
Speaker 1: always I'm sorry, dude, Chris always looks like you just

1507
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: fell from the ceiling. So so then I'll go, I'll

1508
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 1: go like like this is that a problem? And that's

1509
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,600
Speaker 1: not a problem. So just because the back of my

1510
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,720
Speaker 1: fucking calf is on the arrest of the problem, Like

1511
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:29,759
Speaker 1: a Larry David episode, you don't care about what people

1512
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,719
Speaker 1: think of you or what you're doing or search. But

1513
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,599
Speaker 1: but if someone says, yes, like the littlest things could

1514
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,120
Speaker 1: send you, why are they bugging me about thinks he

1515
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,720
Speaker 1: knows it's okay to do that, so if someone tells

1516
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:48,599
Speaker 1: him it's not okay to do that, wrong fucking ass day. Man,

1517
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: the whole day I just think about the whole day.

1518
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 1: Was texting the group. I was like, you guys, really

1519
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: for real, don't think you think I'm wrong. Somebody was like, yeah,

1520
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. I'm like why. I was like,

1521
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you're right, but stop

1522
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 1: being so bad. And that's the truth. Yeah, that's the

1523
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,720
Speaker 1: truth of it. But is there any of our time

1524
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: there are times where you're like, I guess you're right.

1525
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 1: I probably should never want you never do that. Well,

1526
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 1: I'm wrong sometimes yeah, of course, and you'll admit when

1527
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 1: you're wrong. You're cool. You're good at that for sure.

1528
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 1: I mean some people aren't, you know what I mean? No,

1529
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: I that's annoying. Yeah, everyone's wrong sometimes. Yeah, I have

1530
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 1: a question. When was the last time you guys told

1531
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:30,599
Speaker 1: each other how what you mean to each other? Pretty recently? Probably,

1532
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,280
Speaker 1: yeah recently? Yeah, you guys are probably are open enough,

1533
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: vulnerable enough to all the time. Really. Yeah. Yeah, we

1534
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,640
Speaker 1: love each other and I tell him and yeah, I

1535
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,600
Speaker 1: don't know what I do without him. Yeah, yeah, I

1536
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: think about it too. Yeah, we're very lucky. If you

1537
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: were to give advice to people who don't have that

1538
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,720
Speaker 1: kind of relationship, yeah, it's hard. Yeah, because I'm just

1539
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: going to say we we've been reading a lot of

1540
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: submissions because we have an email address, and it's fucking

1541
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 1: normally dude, Like, I will smoke a joint, get in

1542
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: bed and read these emails and just like, yeah, very

1543
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: emotional person just in general, but I would just like cry,

1544
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: you don't realize how fortunate you have it sometimes until

1545
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,160
Speaker 1: you start hearing other people. I certainly didn't. I mean,

1546
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,120
Speaker 1: we had it so good, not like not in any

1547
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,920
Speaker 1: other way besides the way that we all love each

1548
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 1: other so much that I never really until I got

1549
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: a little older. I think the normal I just never realized,

1550
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 1: like just like the depths of how fucked up some

1551
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 1: people can have. Its crazy and yeah, just lucky. We're lucky.

1552
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I think it's important to tell people how

1553
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:37,360
Speaker 1: you feel about them, whether it's good or bad, in

1554
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: a very constructive and sweet way. But you know, it's

1555
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,320
Speaker 1: it's not easy for everybody to do it. I mean

1556
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: it's even hard when we do. We do all the time.

1557
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard. You know, the majority of these siblings

1558
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:51,599
Speaker 1: where they're not talking, they've let something get in their way,

1559
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,800
Speaker 1: whether it be their parents or some outside force, and

1560
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:59,120
Speaker 1: if they if you can eliminate that and not and

1561
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 1: just be a little bit more compassion and understand that

1562
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 1: maybe it's not about maybe it's maybe it's not about us,

1563
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: maybe it's about something. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like,

1564
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:12,080
Speaker 1: let's try to meet somewhere without that in our lives

1565
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 1: that never happened. Anyway, We're good, Thank you guys. This Yeah, yeah,

1566
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:23,840
Speaker 1: it was really fun. It was really really fun. Likewise, yeah,

1567
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 1: thanks for having us. Sibling Rivalry is executive produced by

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01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: Kate Hudson, Oliver Hudson, and sim Sarna. Supervising producer is

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01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,759
Speaker 1: Alison Presnik. Editor is Josh Wendish. Music by Mark Hudson

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Speaker 1: aka Uncle Mar