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Speaker 1: What's going on the internet. And welcome to this afternoon

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Speaker 1: edition of the Taco Bell. We're trendermant home. My name

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Speaker 1: is Miles. I'm joined with Brian the editor. Hi Brian,

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Speaker 1: Hi Miles Man. We're here to tell people things are

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Speaker 1: not tense. I know some people think things are tense

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Speaker 1: just because the way we're talking to each other. Things

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Speaker 1: are not tense at all. It's t wendesdy do you

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Speaker 1: even think that? Oh wait, it's not Wednesdays. Damn man,

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Speaker 1: I don't even look. I have this typical this is

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Speaker 1: the thing. I don't know what day it is. Ever,

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Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, July ninth. Okay, twenty twenty four. Here are

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending. As the title would allude to,

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Speaker 1: there is a new development in the world of Taco Bell.

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Speaker 1: They are they're launching a pop up retirement home for

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Speaker 1: young people and presumably because eating Taco Bell for your

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Speaker 1: whole life will make you prematurely feeble and incontinent, but

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Speaker 1: for those of us that just want to be there

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Speaker 1: for the vibes, myself included. They're calling it the Canteens

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Speaker 1: like the fucking villages in Florida, and it's available to

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell members or something reward members over the age

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Speaker 1: of twenty one, and there'll be like a you can

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Speaker 1: have a stay. There'll be activities like golf, aerobics, pickleball,

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Speaker 1: and early bird dinners where you can eat your your

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Speaker 1: case ida four thirty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as someone who has briefly been retired or lived

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Speaker 2: as a retired person.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean by that unemployment?

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I just lived life real slow on a

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Speaker 2: beach for a year.

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Speaker 1: You live people, not moss okay?

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Speaker 2: Uh and uh it's I don't know how people live

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Speaker 2: like that, like.

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Speaker 1: Rinton meat, the same thing over and over and over

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Speaker 1: and over and over again.

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Speaker 2: It's wild how quick the monotony sets in. So I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: you people won't Is there an age cap on this?

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Speaker 1: No, they're not going to experience it because I imagine

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Speaker 1: you get a bunch of Taco Bell freak out people together.

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Speaker 1: The last thing they're doing is like we should cut

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Speaker 1: in early. They're gonna be like, I'm fucking I'm doing

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Speaker 1: molly at the pickleball court and I got a three

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Speaker 1: layer burrito in my hand. That's what that feels like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, eating dinner at like four point thirty like, I've

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Speaker 2: done that, and it's it's tough.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck do you do with the rest of

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Speaker 1: your doing? But you got to go to bed by seven?

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Speaker 1: But get your ass in bed by saying there's nothing

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Speaker 1: else to do? What are you a fucking tweaker? Because

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Speaker 1: imagine going to bed at seven? I mean, look my

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Speaker 1: grandma when she was like a hundred, she was going

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Speaker 2: I get when you're like, you're just but I'm like,

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Speaker 2: there's this hundred.

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Speaker 1: How do we end.

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Speaker 2: Up at this culture where the goal is to toil

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Speaker 2: for your entire life and not have any fun and

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Speaker 2: save all your money to when you're old and you

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Speaker 2: can't do shit. Yeah, and then you just post I like,

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Speaker 2: I don't like trying it. I'm like, why do people

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Speaker 2: do this? Why is this the goal? And why is this?

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Speaker 2: Why do people physically.

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Speaker 1: Found yourself kind of accidentally living in a retirement community.

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Speaker 2: It's basically it was an accident. It wasn't on purpose,

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Speaker 2: not like flex and you're like, wow, this crypto No,

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Speaker 2: I was still working on But it's just like my

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Speaker 2: life was the energy, yeah, the pace, Yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: very slow, and it was a lot of old people

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Speaker 1: Like, look, I love all things Taco Bell, and there's

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Speaker 1: something like maybe pressing about this where obviously like everything's

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Speaker 1: going to consolidate into like three companies and like conceivably

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Speaker 1: we would be living in a Taco Bell retirement home.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we've all seen Demolition Man. We know

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Speaker 2: that franchise, the franchise Wars. We all know about the

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Speaker 2: franchise Wars.

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Speaker 1: God, that's it's so weird that we're that's probably the

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Speaker 1: thing we're closest to and is the franchise Wars. It's like,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Prescient, prescient. Next thing that's trending Disneyland. Now.

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Speaker 1: It turns out that the largest bargaining unit of Disney

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Speaker 1: workers in California. That means everybody custodians, ride operators, you

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Speaker 1: selling merch whatever. No, that's a different union technically, just

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Speaker 1: so you know, that is a different union. They're actually

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Speaker 1: in the union. They voted to unionize with Actors Equity

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Speaker 1: Association back in the goofy. Also under that bargaining unit,

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Speaker 1: Uh huh. Also Donald Duck union eligible huh mini two okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: the whole roster. Like you're like bringing up like ancillary characters,

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Speaker 1: the Crows from Dumbo. They're like, well, they weren't the best.

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Speaker 1: But what about those racist Beyers? Yeah? Were they racist? Oh?

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Speaker 1: In a song of the song on South, Yeah, splash Mountain.

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Speaker 1: My shorthand for that is just calling it splash Mountain.

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Speaker 1: I have to always remember it's called Song of the South.

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Speaker 1: And I called them the Splash Brothers, this bargaining unit.

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Speaker 1: They announced today that a strike authorization vote is scheduled

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Speaker 1: for Disneyland cast members and the results are expected to

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Speaker 1: be announced by July twentieth. This is fourteen thousand workers

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Speaker 1: at Disneyland. This is Disneyland, California, Adventure, Downtown Disney, the

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Speaker 1: Disney Hotels. They've been in negotiations since April, asking what,

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Speaker 1: basically what all workers have been asking for since the

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Speaker 1: dawn of capitalism, but especially in our hot union labor

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Speaker 1: summers of recent memory. Fair wages, you know, fair attendance policy, seniority, increases,

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Speaker 1: safe parks for cast members and guests, that one's a

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Speaker 1: little bit like whoa you're advocating for the yes now

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Speaker 1: for the guests too. The guests, well right now, I

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Speaker 1: mean the thing that they've definitely filed unfair labor practices

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Speaker 1: is things like they can't wear like their union pins

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Speaker 1: at work, or they're being intimidated like very normal, you know,

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Speaker 1: clamping down on workplace unionizing kind of stuff. But this

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Speaker 1: is what the one of the spokespeople from the bargaining

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Speaker 1: committee had said, quote, we won't accept less than what

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Speaker 1: we deserve because we know our value to Disney. The

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Speaker 1: theme parks profits come from our hard work making a

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Speaker 1: trip to Disneyland a magical experience for guests. By undermining

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Speaker 1: why we are compelled to take a vote next week

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Speaker 1: on whether to authorize a strike after our contract expired.

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Speaker 1: With this strike authorization vote, we will ensure Disney hears

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Speaker 1: Disneyland's cast members voices. Damn they I don't think you

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Speaker 1: can hand a little fucking strike that you like that

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Speaker 1: that that ship runs on fucking cast member labor. So

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, I'd imagine this will be solved quickly. I

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Speaker 1: don't think Disneyland is that gangster with it. I know Disneyland,

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Speaker 1: Disney is a company, is quite cheap, but I guess

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Speaker 1: that would be fucking wild to say, like you need

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Speaker 1: It's like there's a way to do things, like you

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Speaker 1: can't be like, oh yeah, where'd you work before? It's like,

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Speaker 1: oh I was a scabbin at the John Deere factory.

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Speaker 1: It's like, great, well, you're in charge of doing Rise

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and ay ruining the magic, which is I assume

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Speaker 1: Well, they just grimmed to think of like how expensive

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Speaker 1: Disneyland is and how much people still like covet Like

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Speaker 1: the Disneyland Fan only trip is sort of like the place,

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Speaker 1: like the way to spend all of your hard earned

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Speaker 1: money and then just having that with the backdrop of this,

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Speaker 1: like this kind of unfair labor shit is very American.

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Speaker 1: So again, much success to the Disney Workers Rising Bargaining Committee.

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Speaker 1: I hope you get what you are owed and you

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Speaker 1: get a fair contract. All right, let's take a break.

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Speaker 1: We'll come right back to talk about some other stuff

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Speaker 1: right after this, and we're back NASA. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about NASA. We're going to talk about Gladiator too.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, Brian, we are going to talk about Gladiator

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Speaker 1: the trailer. But I did want to talk about this

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Speaker 1: because I know you're you're a man of science. You

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Speaker 1: like science stuff, and I do too. I like space stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if you remember, like a little

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Speaker 1: over a year ago, NASA was like, we are looking

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Speaker 1: years straight, no contact. You are in this fucking simulated

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Speaker 1: to the human brain, the human body with certain effects.

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Speaker 1: So it was called the Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog.

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Speaker 1: It just ended and this was where four crew members.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's an engineer, an emergency room doctor, a nurse,

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Speaker 1: have messed up one of those roles. Anyway. They live

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Speaker 1: It's the longest analog that NASA has ever attempted. I

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Speaker 1: I read more about it, I understand what they're saying.

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Speaker 1: They needed. NASA basically wanted to learn how to establish

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Speaker 1: possible conditions for future Mars operations and also, wait, where

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Speaker 1: factors like die it available to astronauts might affect their

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Speaker 1: affect each other. I turned, it didn't end with them

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Speaker 2: So where did they Where did they they had to

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Speaker 2: simulate a barren wasteland?

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Speaker 1: Where did they Where did this experiment take place?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Baby, Oh that makes that great space center.

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Speaker 1: Well they're not even outside though. If you look like that,

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Speaker 1: that barren wasteland of Mars is like a completely controlled

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Speaker 2: Just somebody somebody who has like seven cats, and they

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Speaker 2: just don't know how to keep that shit clean.

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Speaker 1: Literally literally, maamn, bro it's fishy and here what the

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Speaker 1: fuck is going on? But yeah, they it ended. It

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Speaker 1: one of the participants who was like the scientist said,

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Speaker 1: it's like, wow, just hello quote, it's actually just so

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Speaker 1: So they came out all right. The thing I didn't

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Speaker 1: through like a twenty two minute delayed like comms unit,

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Speaker 1: which makes sense because that's how long it would take

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Speaker 1: do you have a conversation then like, what's the if

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Speaker 1: you just probably have to get it all out in

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Speaker 1: one go and then wait, it's probably more like email

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Speaker 2: Yes up, yeah, you can't just be flipp it with

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