1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: Ladies and Genstice is a moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: You can tell if you're desthk sit to be single 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life just based on your job. Dang, 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. According to new census data, they've 9 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: figured out the jobs where people are most likely to 10 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: be single. Okay, is radio DJ in there is not 11 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: that goes on the list of jobs. They're gonna respect 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: it that much. That's being English in there yea. In 13 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: my opinion, the most stressful kind of employee hit on 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: you guys, ever hit on an employee somewhere? No, No, 15 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: I think the thing. No. The most stressful one as 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: a dude is definitely a bank teller. A bank teller. 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: Bank teller is super stressful. If you want to hit 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: on them, they probably think you're gonna rub the play Funny, 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: you know, I don't think it's a robbing. It's more 20 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: just like you want to ask somebody out, but then 21 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: they have access to your bank information. They can literally 22 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: see that the taco bell you got the other night 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 1: made you overdrawn. You basically spent twenty five dollars on 24 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: a brito. You had a twenty five dollars brito. But 25 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: if that ever happens, your life is about spend, So 26 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: just own it. You're like, yeah, gear, I paid twenty 27 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 1: five dollars that breed all and care about being over drown. 28 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: I got so much money I can just pay all 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: kinds of over draft fees. I can't get back to 30 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: zero because I don't want to. Yeah, way, that's a 31 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: life hack for you. Anyway. Let's go over the top 32 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: jobs where people are most likely single butchers. Butchers butchers. 33 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 1: It's really random. What because because they are scared they're 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: gonna kill him and they're sleep with a knife or 35 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: something that. Yeah, definitely, I would be scared to day 36 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: a butcher because of that. And I don't even I've 37 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: never met a butcher. Yeah, I actually one of my 38 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: golf club they used to be a guy. I know, 39 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: you're sorry you owned my belongs there. Well, he actually 40 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: owned a chain of butcher isn't even really a butcher? 41 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: He laughed at the people that worked for him. But anyway, 42 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,119 Speaker 1: the most every time I have a story, I realize 43 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: my name is Zingle seven and I belong to a 44 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: golf club. But yes, I did know. But Butcher, we're 45 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: going over the new census data of the top jobs 46 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: where people are most likely single. So either feel free 47 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 1: to hit on one of these people, or if you 48 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: want of these single vehicle cleaners, I guess a car detail, yeah, tailor, yeah, 49 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: sixty two percent. I don't know why a car cleaner 50 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: would a car cleaner, yeah, would be single, but apparently 51 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: they are. People don't want to date people who clean 52 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: on people's cars. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Would be awesome? 53 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: If anything, Yeah, you just have a really clean color. Okay, 54 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: why would it be awesome? Because that's a good point, 55 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: I'll move on. Flight attendants also, oh yeah, because they 56 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: can't spend much time with the other person. That makes sense, 57 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: they're gone all the time. Also, you need to be 58 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: free and unattached so you can go crazy when you're 59 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: in town for to night. Yeah, and crazy at the 60 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: Mile High Club. Yeah yeah. Text in four one h six. 61 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: If you're a flight attendant, have you joined the Mile 62 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: High Club and what's the estimate do you think on 63 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: how many flight attendants have joined the mile high club? 64 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: But it's quite high. Probably it's mile high. Wow, that 65 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: was amazing. We're going over the census. Out of the 66 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: top jobs where people are most likely single, actors sixty 67 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: four percent actors, they say, okay, weird sixty four percent. Well, 68 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: because they're good liars. Yeah, yeah they are. And also 69 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: sometimes they have scenes where they have to kiss other 70 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: people and then I'd get super jealous if that was 71 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: my girlfriend, would you really? Yeah, I would, even if 72 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: it's first seen them. Yeah. Yeah, because in the scene 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: you see it all the time as well. In the 74 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: scene they'll like have a really make like passionate makeout 75 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: session and then they end up dating later in the future. 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: That's true, That does happen, Angelina Jolie Bradley hit Yes, 77 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: that's how she lost him. Yeah, so yeah, mccount with 78 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: another actor definitely probably lead to the inner relationships you 79 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't want that. These are the top jobs where people 80 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: are most likely single. Hotel desk clerks, by the way, 81 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: sixty six percent of hotel desk clerks are single, so 82 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: probably just because they're so annoying. Yeah, I don't like them. 83 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: They are pretty knowing. Actually that's a good point, because 84 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: they're always talking about you, how's your day? Like, just 85 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: get me checked into my room. Oh that's all I want. 86 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: They roll their eyes constantly. They're a little bit condescending, 87 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: and that is one thing that always bugs me about 88 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,480 Speaker 1: hotel desk clerks. If you're a hotel desk clerk, that's listening, 89 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: here's just some constructive criticism. Okay, if somebody's checking into 90 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: the hotel and there's that awkward time where you're typing 91 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: on the computer and they're standing they're fiddling with their 92 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: phone or looking through their wallet, like there's actually something 93 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: to look for in there. Wow, while you running their 94 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 1: ringing their information, there's no need to keep having conversation. No, yeah, 95 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: it really is. Yeah, you don't have to. It'll get 96 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: faster if you just get your stuff downe. There's so 97 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: many times who I've been checking it. Yeah, we'll go faster. 98 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: You don't need to sit there and talk about there's 99 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: so many times they're checking in and there's that moment 100 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: and I like, I'm standing there and I know they're 101 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: gonna ask me something soon. They're gonna ask me something saying, 102 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,480 Speaker 1: because a lot of people can't handle that awkward tension 103 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: of just being quiet. Actually had the idea when they 104 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 1: do that, you know, just make it super awkward. So 105 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: it's like, Hey, which you in town forg got anything cool? 106 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: Plann Yeah, my grandma passed away. Yeah, I got the funeral. 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: So I just look at him blank face. I'll just 108 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: get back for checking you in. Yeah, all right, the 109 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: text in four one or six one? Do you have 110 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: any of these jobs? And are you single? All right? 111 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: Remember you can follow us all on social media. At 112 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show individually, I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at 113 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: that dres, I'm at Evan on the radio, the Jewbil 114 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame morning, so 115 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: that's twenties. Hello, Yes, Hi, my name is Ti Theobido 116 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: and I'm calling from Credit Union in the customer service department. 117 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: I was looking for Rodrigo. This is him. How are 118 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: you doing today, Sarah? Are you doing fine? Did I 119 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 1: catch you at a poor time? Because it sounds like 120 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: it might be in the middle of something. I can 121 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: call back, but it is a rather important phone call, 122 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: and I do think I should speak with you about something. 123 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: It is regarding your financial institution and your finances. Oh, Kerry, 124 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: everything okay, and we just switched over, Yes you did. 125 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: You just recently switched over to our financial institution. That 126 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 1: is correct, right, yes, it is correct? Correct? Yeah? And 127 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: have you been happy with the service you've received from 128 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,359 Speaker 1: my bank? Sure? Yeah, well that just tickles me, Pink. 129 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, thank you very much for 130 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: saying that. I'm so happy that we were able to 131 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: service you well where you were a customer, So thank you. 132 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: That's good to know that we at least it a 133 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: little bit of a good job work. I don't understand 134 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: why are you steaming past you know? I am so 135 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,279 Speaker 1: sorry I did not really state the reason for my 136 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: phone call and that it's a disservice to you, sir. 137 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that, Looten. Could you please just 138 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: get to the point. I didn't even really want to 139 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: switch to your bank. My wife was the one who 140 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: convinced me to go with you as opposed to a 141 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: bigger bank. Well, I'm unfortunately calling you to tell you 142 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: this bank dead, this bank gown? What? Yes? That bank dad, 143 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: that bang gown. I'm so sorry. What does that mean? 144 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: What the fuck are you I'm so sorry, you know, 145 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: I just that's a figured speech that I use in 146 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: something is just like broken, and uh, we had some 147 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: financial problems. We are a small institution, and unfortunately we 148 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: are calling all of our former customers to let them 149 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 1: know that we are no longer a bank. We have 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: gone out of business. We have been closed down. All 151 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: of our things have been seized by the government that 152 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: was very rood of them. And that bank did that 153 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 1: bank gone? Your bank account is dead, your bank account's gone. 154 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. What happened to my money? Well that's 155 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: that is also a mystery to us. We don't even 156 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: know any of our stuff. When are you out? Find 157 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: much money was in there? Probably probably quite a bit 158 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: of dams. I knew the moment my wife told me 159 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: to bank with you people that it was a bad idea, 160 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: and then knew it. Well, you got a big I 161 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: told you though, keep that in your back pocket. So 162 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: it's kind of a gift in a way. That bank account, 163 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: did that bank account gone? We don't know where your 164 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: money is. I'm so sorry about that, but also you're 165 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: welcome for the gift. This this cannot be anyone else 166 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: can talk. Well, you know, I would love to TRANSI 167 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: to someone else you can help you, but I am 168 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: the only person left here and I just some calling 169 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: people to let them know. I don't know what happened, 170 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: but I do know we had to shut down shop 171 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: today and that bank account dead, that bank account gone. 172 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You tell me that your little credit 173 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: union did something wrong. You know it's all gone, and 174 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: you're just sitting in the office calling people because you 175 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: feel bad. I guess you can call the federal government. 176 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: They probably be the best people to talk to about this, 177 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: because I do know that. You know, normally banks are 178 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: FDIC insured, that's the federal that's the banking insurance. You 179 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:34,439 Speaker 1: know about that. You're oh god, we used to be insured, 180 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: but the person who has to re up it every 181 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: single year didn't do it about three years ago, so 182 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: we haven't been insured for three years. So if that 183 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,319 Speaker 1: money is getting dead gone, that money is just dead gone. 184 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. 185 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 1: Oh god, it sounds like a bad fish stick. Oh 186 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna because he believe it's just happening. God, can 187 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: I believe it either. I can't even believe this would 188 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,839 Speaker 1: be even taken as a real phone call because it's 189 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: obviously a prank phone call. Oh what I said? This 190 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: is a prank phone call and I can't even believe 191 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: you about it. Waita, what you're talking about? This is 192 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,840 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on 193 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: you and your wife. Lydia say you are Oh my god. 194 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: She said that you guys are arguing about putting your 195 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: money in a smaller bank and she wanted me to 196 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: tell you that like that you lost everything. Oh my god, 197 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh thank god. Hey I was right 198 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 1: about that. Now you have some AMMO next time you 199 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:34,440 Speaker 1: guys arguing wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks 200 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the 201 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jebil Show. Harris is on the 202 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 1: phone today for a War of the Roses to catch 203 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: cheatern who thinks that his fiance might be cheating on him. 204 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 1: What's going on? Why do you think your fiance is 205 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: cheating on you? Uh, it's a bunch of things. But 206 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: recently she's she's been taking these walks. Right, she never 207 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: used to take walk before and she now she's saying, 208 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: I'm taking walks. Go see my family. I need to 209 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: talk to my family. She doesn't even like her family, 210 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: so I'm I don't understand why she's walking so much. 211 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,359 Speaker 1: Has she talked to her family on the phone before. Yeah, 212 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: I've heard her talk to her family, and you know, 213 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: they don't really get along. But now she's you know, 214 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 1: she's taking a walk. She's taking walk to talk to 215 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: her family, and it's like, you know, does she not think? 216 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 1: It's like so obvious. Look, I have no idea, you know. 217 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, you know, can I walk with you? 218 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: She's like, no, I gotta discuss this with my family. 219 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 1: Is your birthday coming up? My birthday? Yeah, it actually is. 220 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: She might be planning a birthday party for you. Yeah, 221 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, she's not good 222 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,959 Speaker 1: at surprises, so I don't think that's it. How long 223 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: have you guys been together? This is two years? Okay, 224 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: you tell your fiance things, you know, especially if you're 225 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,679 Speaker 1: not getting along with your family, like you've been to 226 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: your significant other. Yeah that's true. But if you're on 227 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: a phone call, I wouldn't exactly want my girlfriend to 228 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 1: hear there. She she usually talks to me. She always 229 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: comes to me. She always been to me, but recently 230 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: she hasn't been doing that. So if she's having problems 231 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: with her family and she's not talking to me, it 232 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 1: just it just feels weird, you know. So she's not 233 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 1: talking to you about her family, but now she started 234 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: taking walks to talk on the phone to her family 235 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: that she doesn't even like our alone walks. I don't understand. 236 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 1: She's never walked like this before. Have you followed her? No? No, no, 237 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 1: I've never I've never followed her. Really, never thought about 238 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,439 Speaker 1: getting in your car and following her. Of course I've 239 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 1: thought about you know what, I called you guys first. 240 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: All right, well that's a good idea. I'm glad you 241 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 1: did that. We'll see if we can catch her. Is 242 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: there any other reason that you think that she might 243 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,079 Speaker 1: be at least talking to someone else. It just it 244 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,679 Speaker 1: just feels weird, you know, you usually know, you know, 245 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: you can tell even when we're when we're laying together 246 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: in the bed, it just feels like she's distant and 247 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: I don't understand why. And it's been like that for 248 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: a little while. Okay, yeah, I mean you we need 249 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 1: kind of get that feeling in your gut A lot 250 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: of times it is right. So you got that gut 251 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: feeling that she might be cheating on you, and all 252 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: of a sudden, she started taking these weird, our long 253 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,679 Speaker 1: walks to quote unquote talk to her family that she 254 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: doesn't even talk about right now with you. And when 255 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,959 Speaker 1: are you guys supposed to get married? We get married 256 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: October twenty seven? Oh, congrats, well soon? Yeah, I mean 257 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: that's hopefully she's not. I mean, that's coming right up 258 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: on your wedding. Have you thought of a way that 259 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 1: we could call her that wouldn't be suspect. Yeah, I've 260 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: been thinking about this. So we we recently had some 261 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 1: some fraud happened on our credit cards. So I told 262 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: her that the bank would possibly called the day and 263 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: to answer any calls. So hopefully she answers, well, that's good, 264 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: thanks for doing the hard work. I appreciate that. So, um, 265 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: you've told her to answerer phone she expected the bank 266 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,719 Speaker 1: to call. I could call from the bank and just 267 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: say I'm sorry, you guys are having trouble. I can't 268 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,959 Speaker 1: really help you with anything, but I can send you 269 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: some flowers. Well, I mean, their wedding is coming up, 270 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,400 Speaker 1: so like, why don't you do something with the wedding thing. Yeah, 271 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. We could maybe do something 272 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,439 Speaker 1: with the wedding that might be better. Actually, oh, you 273 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: know what we can do? So so recently, you know, 274 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: we we bought a lot of stuff for the brides 275 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: man and uh the bridesman sorry, like the bridesmaids. Yeah, okay, yeah, 276 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: we bought we've bought a lot of stuff for the 277 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: for the wedding party. Right, and U we missed a 278 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: call recently from from from the store. So she's gonna 279 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: answer the phone. She's gonna answer the phone. So you 280 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 1: can just be from from the place that we purchased 281 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 1: all of the stuff for the for the wedding party. Okay, 282 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: that makes more sense. That's probably easier than the bank. 283 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: All right, Um, what's the well, I'll get the name 284 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,199 Speaker 1: of the place and stuff. We'll play a song, so 285 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call 286 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: from there and offer her something to send to you, 287 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: hopefully you and see if she gives us your name 288 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: or someone else. Is okay? Okay, all right, we'll do next. 289 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,439 Speaker 1: It's a jewel show in the middle of warre the 290 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,720 Speaker 1: roses to catch a cheater and Paris is on the phone, 291 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,959 Speaker 1: and he thinks that his fiance might be cheating on him. 292 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: Their wedding is coming up very soon, actually, but lately 293 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 1: she started taking really long walks to talk to her family. 294 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,679 Speaker 1: She doesn't like her family. They don't really talk very much. 295 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,959 Speaker 1: She also hasn't been talking to him about problems with 296 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,680 Speaker 1: the family, and he's offered to go on the walks 297 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 1: with her, and she says no because she doesn't want 298 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 1: him to hear the conversations. Could be that she's planning 299 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,440 Speaker 1: something for the wedding, could be you know, a number 300 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: of things. But he says, in his gut, he thinks 301 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: that she's talking to someone else and that she's cheating 302 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: on him. So we're about to call her from one 303 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,439 Speaker 1: of the companies that they got a bunch of stuff 304 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 1: for the wedding from and offer her a special gift 305 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: to center her romantic love interest. Who should be the 306 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 1: person she's about to marry Paris Ben see if he 307 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 1: gives if she sends it to him, or if she 308 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 1: gives a somebody else's name. I don't even know what 309 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her yet, but like a well, we'll 310 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 1: figure it out, all right, Paris. You're ready to go? 311 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna doll her phone right now here 312 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, this is Hugo calling from that 313 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: I was looking for Crystal. This is she just calling 314 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 1: you to say thank you for your business and I 315 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: hope that you've had a good experience working with us. 316 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: I know your wedding's coming up soon, and we're very 317 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 1: excited about that. I am super excited. It's been a lot, 318 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 1: but you guys have been good. It's so hard to 319 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: plan these things and we're glad that we could be 320 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: there for you. Thank you. Yeah, and I know you 321 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: ordered some gifts from us to give to your wedding party, 322 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: and that's very nice, very nice of you. It's gonna 323 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 1: be awesome. I hope it's gonna be awesome. It's coming upon, 324 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: I know it is. You must be nervous a little 325 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: bit at yeah, I bet, well, don't worry. Let us 326 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 1: take a little load off. We want to give you 327 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: a gift for all your business and say thank you. 328 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 1: We just wanted to offer a groom box. Oh that's 329 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: so nice. Well, you don't even know what a groom 330 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: box is, do you. It's free. I like it already. 331 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: A groom box is just a little gift of like, 332 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, stuff that guys like, you know, some 333 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: lotions and some shaving stuff. And also there's some fun 334 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: little naughty things for the wedding night in there that's 335 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: kind of fun. It normally costs one hundred and forty 336 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: nine dollars ninety five cents, but we just wanted to 337 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: offer you one for free to send to your the 338 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 1: groom in your life soon to be your husband. Okay, 339 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: so this isn't like an extra cost because we've already 340 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,600 Speaker 1: spent a lot. No, No, it's literally just a way 341 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: to say thank you. It's just a fun little gift too, 342 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: fair enough, So yeah, it's you don't have to do anything. 343 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: It's just our way of saying thank you. So we 344 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,240 Speaker 1: would love to just send this out. It also has 345 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: some flowers that come with it too. It'll go directly 346 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: to him, yea, And it won't even really look like 347 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: it's from us. It kind of just looks like it's 348 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: from you. So it's kind of like a nice gesture. 349 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: Am I going to be able to put like a 350 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,760 Speaker 1: little card with it or something? Yeah, of course, Yeah, 351 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: all I need I do have your address I would 352 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,040 Speaker 1: just need a name and if it's a different address, 353 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,680 Speaker 1: a different address, and then whatever you'd want to put 354 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 1: on the card and I can send it out. Okay. Um. 355 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: So actually I'm going to give you a different address, 356 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: okay um, and we're gonna make it a little creative. Um. 357 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 1: You have an inside joke. Um, just I want you 358 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: to say on the little card. I wanted to say 359 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: something like just a few more weeks and then I'll 360 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: be a married woman. What will we do then? Like, 361 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,560 Speaker 1: he'll get it, he'll get it. Well, I can put 362 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,200 Speaker 1: that on there. I'm gonna ask you for it again 363 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: in a second, just because I didn't write that down. 364 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: You said it quickly. But first, can I have his 365 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,360 Speaker 1: name and then we'll get to the rest of it. Yeah, 366 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 1: it's gonna be Jake. J A K E j A 367 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,360 Speaker 1: K E. Okay, where are you going on your honeymoon? 368 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:43,159 Speaker 1: By the way, we're thinking Hawaii. Oh that's nice. I 369 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,359 Speaker 1: don't want to push it in any direction. You probably 370 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 1: already got a book. But have you thought of Paris? 371 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: Have I thought of Paris? Um? No? No, Well, it 372 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: is a lovely place to visit. I'm sure we're going 373 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: tropical though, yeah, my tropical time. I just think you 374 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: said should have thought of Paris, since that's the guy 375 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 1: you're supposed to marry and not Jake. But I'm sorry, 376 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't think I heard you. What did you just say? Well, 377 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: I said, I think the name of your fiance is 378 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 1: Paris and not Jake. And you were sending this to 379 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: Jake and then saying something about being a married woman. 380 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 1: What do we do? So? Who's hold on? Who are you? Who? 381 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: What is going on here? This is actually the Jewel Show. 382 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, and my name's Alex and my 383 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 1: name's English and Paris, your fiance is on the phone 384 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,399 Speaker 1: because he thought you might be cheating on him, and 385 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure we all would love to Yeah, yeah, yeah, 386 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: my name is not Jake. My name is Paris. So yeah, 387 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,959 Speaker 1: I pleased him. He was Jake Crystal. Okay, this is ridiculous, 388 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: no way, no, mmmmm no, I'm so sorry. I'm trying 389 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 1: to I'm trying to get everything done over here. Okay, 390 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm trying to do everything, and now you're putting this 391 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: in my plate, like are you? You're trying to do everything, 392 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,920 Speaker 1: but you're sending something something to some guy named Jake, 393 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,199 Speaker 1: So this isn't you've been talking to all of these 394 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 1: walks right when you're talking to your family? What I 395 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,199 Speaker 1: knew it? Oh my god? This is this is how? 396 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: This is how women act. I knew this. I knew 397 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: women act. What are you an expert in women? All 398 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: this time? You can't even find my car? Okay, come on, okay, 399 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: oh my god, and your family won't be able to 400 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,640 Speaker 1: find out when too either, because it's all well, we've 401 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 1: already spent all the money, and then what's this? I'll 402 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,359 Speaker 1: be a married woman soon? So what do we do? So? 403 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: What are you doing? Tell me what you what you're doing? 404 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 1: What are you doing with Jake? All right? Oh do 405 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,840 Speaker 1: you want it? You really want to know, Paris? You 406 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,560 Speaker 1: really want to know? Jake listens to me when I 407 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: have stuff to say. So, yeah, I've been talking to Jake. Okay, 408 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,920 Speaker 1: but that's it. Why are you getting married? Look, we 409 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 1: put your name and money into this. We can't just Wow, 410 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 1: you can call it off, and you probably should. Oh you, 411 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 1: it's already called off. It's already called acting. I've been 412 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 1: texting while we've been talking. It isn't call it off. 413 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,879 Speaker 1: We're done, Crystal. This No, this is not happening. No, 414 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,959 Speaker 1: it's happening. Yes, it's happening because I don't need who 415 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,680 Speaker 1: is sake? I don't even know who the guy is. Yo, 416 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,120 Speaker 1: you know if you knew anything about my life. Um, 417 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 1: when you weren't there for the cake tasting, Jake was. 418 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: He was there, He worked at the place, and he 419 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,040 Speaker 1: helped me taste the cake. I believe you don't blame 420 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: this on me. Oh, I mean, not a lot of 421 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: brides to be had to taste their cake all on 422 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,640 Speaker 1: their own, okay, and I'm just sitting there looking stupid 423 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: and so yeah, he sat down next to me. He 424 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: was a human, He ate with me, and we had 425 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 1: a connection. Why would you want to get married though? 426 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: That's confusing, you're confused. I'm confused, Okay, I didn't know. 427 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm wanting to be the endian like this, Chris. That's 428 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: so if you're you're you're tamed on me with someone 429 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 1: who's happened planning on a wedding. What we're just talking. 430 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: We're just talking, that's it, Jake. Listen, Well what about 431 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: the note that you said you like? Once you're a 432 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 1: married woman, then what are you guys gonna do? What 433 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,400 Speaker 1: does that mean? Okay, you can't talk to another man 434 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: when you're married what you're going to be married? And 435 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do when you're a fiance either, Yeah, exactly. 436 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: It's not like life is like black and white. Okay, 437 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 1: there are gray areas and I'm in one. No, No, 438 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: this is very black and white. This is very black 439 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 1: and white. You know what. We're done. We're done. How 440 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: black and white is that? I don't say that. What 441 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: do you mean you're cheating on him? Yeah, and you're 442 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: about to marry this guy, Harris. We can work this out. Okay, No, no, 443 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: we can't work this up. You said, we're just talking. 444 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: You're supposed to be talking to me, Crystal, So we're done. Well, Paris, 445 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to hear that, And Crystal, good 446 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:49,400 Speaker 1: luck with Jake whatever. Freaking ridiculous. The Jewil shows were 447 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: of the roses. The Jewils Show on Demand Jebils Dirty 448 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,439 Speaker 1: Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret? Remember texting 449 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,399 Speaker 1: for one US six one. If you have a secret 450 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 1: to tell us, you can tell us anything. Nobody will 451 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 1: know who you are. You're free to say whatever you 452 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,399 Speaker 1: want because we don't even ask what your name is 453 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,600 Speaker 1: that's why everybody gets a fake nickname when they call 454 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: in and on the phone. Right now, Taco Bell Hot Sauce. 455 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dangerous, I know. Yeah, talk about hot Sauce 456 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: is called up a couple times. Apparently I want Taco 457 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:23,960 Speaker 1: Bell anyway, Taco Bell Hot Sauce. How are you? I'm 458 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: doing pretty well. How are you not get too bad? 459 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,120 Speaker 1: Hungry obviously for Taco Bell? But you have a dirty 460 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: little secret to tell us? Oh my gosh, boy? Do 461 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:40,360 Speaker 1: I well? Then? Do you got me thinking about Taco Bell? Now? 462 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 1: Is that what your is about? Oh? No, no, I 463 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: wish that would be easy. Okay. So my husband has 464 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,639 Speaker 1: this like mug that he's like obsessed with, you know, 465 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 1: so we'd be married about I think, but what is 466 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 1: this eight years this year and he's like totally obsessed 467 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: with this smug And I happen to coffee, Yeah, coffee mug, 468 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,440 Speaker 1: coffee runk, you know, and I'm like, I'm the designated 469 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: coffee maker. So he said, has he had this mug 470 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 1: for like a long time and it's his favorite mug 471 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:17,120 Speaker 1: and he always has to drink out of it every day. Yeah, 472 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: he's like obsessed with it. I mean, like if we 473 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 1: go on a trip, he wants to take it with us. 474 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 1: I mean he doesn't, you know, he doesn't let it 475 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 1: out of his sight. I mean it's just this goofy 476 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: mug with a camel on it. I mean, I don't 477 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: even know what the camel's for, you know, Like he's 478 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,440 Speaker 1: never been to like the desert, so I don't know 479 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 1: what that's all about. All right. Maybe he's a fan 480 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: of hump Day. Yeah maybe maybe, but um, anyway, I'm 481 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: just like paranoid, you know, about like breaking it, because 482 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 1: I tend to break a lot of things. You know, 483 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: Oh you're a clumsy person, like on accident or out 484 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,560 Speaker 1: of anger. No one accident. I can't even do it 485 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 1: if I'm angry, because there would nobody would notice since 486 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 1: I'm breaking stuff all the time. So you're paranoid about 487 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,359 Speaker 1: breaking his favorite mug? Yeah, yeah, So I decided, you know, 488 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: just to safeguard myself. So I was looking on eBay 489 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,879 Speaker 1: and I found the same mug, I mean, like this 490 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 1: ugly mug with the camel. I couldn't believe somebody else 491 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: had it, and so, um, I bought it and I 492 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: stashed it in my office and I keep it there 493 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,359 Speaker 1: just in case I ever like break the mug because 494 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: I know eventually I'm going to do it, and and 495 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:32,879 Speaker 1: I had a backup. Okay, awesome, Okay break one of 496 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,480 Speaker 1: them for fun. No, because then I need a backup 497 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 1: for the backup. I mean, you know, she really doesn't 498 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: want her husband to get upset about his mug. Yeah, 499 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,600 Speaker 1: so that's the good wife. No idea how he gets 500 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: about this mug he could have is not clean. I 501 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: mean like it's like, I don't know. I was like, 502 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 1: she doesn't want to put somebody off. He is? He 503 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,159 Speaker 1: an angry man? Do we need to cool someone like 504 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 1: twice if you're okay, no, No, but he could He 505 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:03,639 Speaker 1: does a lot of whining. That's almost worse. Well, it's crazy, 506 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, there about having a backup mug 507 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,119 Speaker 1: in case you break that. Hopefully you hit it in 508 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: a good place where I'll never find it. Oh yeah, 509 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: for sure, I know I'll never find it. I have 510 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,520 Speaker 1: this like secret place where I put like, you know, 511 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 1: cigarettes and all my adult toys and and stuff. And 512 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 1: what did you just say? I said, I hid it 513 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: in a secret place that he'll never find because I 514 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,160 Speaker 1: put it there with my cigarettes and my adult toys 515 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,239 Speaker 1: and my wits and stuff, and he'll never think, did 516 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: you say you don't? You don't. Okay, so it doesn't 517 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 1: know that you smoke or that you have these toys, 518 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: like why aren't you using them with him? Oh no, no, 519 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:44,720 Speaker 1: these are just for me and my imagination. What okay? Dirty? Yeah? 520 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 1: I think we found the real secret. Where do you 521 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: hide them? It's in a call space in a in 522 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,880 Speaker 1: a black cell with box. Yeah, it's pretty cool because 523 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: when I touch it, it's pretty cool. Okay, hey you god? 524 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,360 Speaker 1: All right, that's pretty crazy that you got two mugs. Huh. 525 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,959 Speaker 1: And I found this identical mug too. Isn't that something 526 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 1: that is something that's the juice of this one? Yes? 527 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,120 Speaker 1: It is. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty 528 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: little secret. Okay, thanks guy. I don't think she understood 529 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 1: that the other stuff in that was way more shocking 530 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: than the mug. Maybe she should have started with that, Yeah, 531 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:35,240 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? Hello, hey, yeah, 532 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: these kids nowadays with their slang words the Jewel Show, 533 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: they're always confusing me. They don't make any sense. They're 534 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 1: always asking questions like, hey, Grandpa, do you have a 535 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 1: TikTok and I'm like, yeah, I gotta watch yeah, yeah, 536 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: And then they'll say things like, hey, Grandpa, you need 537 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 1: to be more woke. Whoa, And I'm like, what do 538 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: you mean? I woke up last night six times to 539 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,639 Speaker 1: pee because my or doesn't work, like get used to 540 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,360 Speaker 1: always woke. I don't, I don't know. I don't understand 541 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: anything these kids say. I guess whatever. I'll just stay 542 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,240 Speaker 1: woke and pee and keep my eyes peeled. That's the 543 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,679 Speaker 1: Jebel Show. The reason that I did that weird thing 544 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: was because what is the wokest state in America? Someone 545 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: actually ranked the most woke states in America by looking 546 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 1: at things like voting rates, education, organic farms, yeah, and 547 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: how many people drink kombucha's apparently, how woke your local 548 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: grocery store. According to the results, the most woke states 549 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: are organ I can see that. Yeah, sure, which hips does. 550 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: Washington State also really is a second wokest place, that 551 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 1: makes sense, and Vermont Vermont the least woke state any 552 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: guesses something like in the Midwest, Yeah, Arkansas, Yeah, that's 553 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,920 Speaker 1: what I was gonna have. One of those states like that. Yeah, 554 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,679 Speaker 1: that doesn't really surprise anybody. For go around the room 555 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 1: and ask, you know how woke people are and what 556 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: woke meeks to them? What does woke really mean? It's 557 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 1: a good question. I'm glad you asked it. You didn't 558 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: really ask it, I just threw it out there. But 559 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 1: it was added to the dictionary in twenty seventeen, so 560 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 1: woke is actually a real word in the dictionary. It's 561 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,920 Speaker 1: not just something people say. According to Webster, it means 562 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 1: alert to injustice in society, especially racism. An example and 563 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,879 Speaker 1: a sentence might be, we need to stay angry and 564 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,639 Speaker 1: stay woke. That's what they say in Western dictionary. But 565 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 1: we can't really move forward here until we know the 566 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary definition of the definition of woke. There is 567 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,639 Speaker 1: deluded or fake awareness, followed closely by the act of 568 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,680 Speaker 1: being very pretentious about how much you care about a 569 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: social issue, so very pretentious. Mommy blogging social justice warriors 570 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 1: are often called woke a bad way. You can be 571 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 1: woke in a good way, but I think they're woke 572 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: in a bad way. Yeah, and those are two very 573 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: different definitions. Yes, I wouldn't consider mommy bloggers woke. I 574 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: think they think they're woke. Yeah, yeah, I think they do. 575 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: I think that they they're the type of people that 576 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: get offended for other races and cultures when that culture 577 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,600 Speaker 1: or race hasn't got offinished yet. They like been it 578 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: on our show. You're you're you're an African American dude. Yes, right, 579 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,320 Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question because I don't 580 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: even feel right speaking about this because I'm woke. Yeah, right, right, right, 581 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 1: But I feel like somebody gets offended for you on 582 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: an issue that's a black issue, right, and you're not 583 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: offended by it? Yeah? Is that offensive to you? Um? No? 584 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: I think there's a very fine line about that awareness. 585 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: That's where the confusion could be because you have these 586 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 1: you have carrions who think they're they're woke. They're using 587 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: that awareness and they're misplacing that awareness and they're not 588 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: speaking up in the right place. But when you see 589 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: white people talking about issues like this way, you think 590 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: maybe it would be better if they gave the voice 591 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: to someone of color. We're all part of it, no 592 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 1: matter what race are, you know, And I think that 593 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 1: it's also very important to point out that, like Jubil, 594 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: the perspective that you have as a white mail is 595 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 1: going to be very different from mine. We're going to 596 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: have different perspectives, but the all in opinions. But the 597 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: only way for us to like redevelop this system is 598 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 1: for both of us to have those that communications so 599 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,560 Speaker 1: that we're able together to bridge that game. That's a 600 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 1: great point, you know. So I have a unique perspective, 601 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 1: especially for a white dude, Gibs, based on how I 602 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: grew up, where I grew up, and things like that, 603 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 1: and also the name Jewel And it's it's weird to 604 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,600 Speaker 1: say that, but I have experienced. I have experienced things 605 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 1: that most white people don't get to experience. And I 606 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: can tell you that I've seen firsthand how ridiculous certain 607 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 1: things are. One of the examples that I give is 608 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 1: we don't have time to go into all of them. 609 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: But the worst one was I was in high school 610 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: and I was with my buddy and we both looked 611 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: like show those head shaved everything else. Cop pulls up 612 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 1: and then checks already asked what we're doing there? Ask 613 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 1: what game? We're from? Everything else? We're not to go, 614 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: not from anywhere, We're not from any gang, nothing. We're 615 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: sitting there on the curb. He pulls me aside and goes, hey, 616 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 1: what are you doing your licensees? You'r Caucasian? What are 617 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: you doing hanging out with this guy? Oh my god, 618 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: I have right now even thinking about it, like my 619 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,440 Speaker 1: heart dropped. I was like, are you kidding me? Yeah? 620 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,920 Speaker 1: And he was like, go back to school, Jesus, let 621 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: me go. Arrest of my friend, really, arrest of your friend? Yeah, yep. 622 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,320 Speaker 1: And so I've seen that firsthand. It's horrible. Yeah. Some 623 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 1: people don't want to change their mind and don't care, 624 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,880 Speaker 1: which is horrible. It is terrible. It's all break it up. 625 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: I mean, and now I think about it all the 626 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: time because I have a throat tattoo. It looks like 627 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: an artist choke. Right. I can't walk by a car 628 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: door without it locking everybody automatically. I walk into a 629 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 1: store and the pretty much are starting to call security 630 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,480 Speaker 1: right away, like Bulk gets a full Yeah. The Jebil 631 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame Morning Retirement Home. 632 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 1: This is Troy. How I help you? Troy? How you doing? 633 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 1: Todd sparks here putting the spark back in your life. 634 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,880 Speaker 1: I'm calling to talk about tomorrow, right, Hey, Todd, I 635 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 1: should restate that I'm calling to make tomorrow happen. You 636 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it, you want to be 637 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,520 Speaker 1: about it. Todd sparks here putting the spark back in 638 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,960 Speaker 1: your life. So tell me about the event tomorrow. It's 639 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of elderly's, right, a bunch of olds. I 640 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 1: wouldn't say that exactly, but yeah, they're they're definitely older, 641 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: and um, yeah, basically we just want to kind of 642 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: give something. We want something for them to do. We 643 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: want their minds moving, and you know, someone might to 644 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,680 Speaker 1: keep to themselves, so we'd like to do a little 645 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 1: thread building. Yeah, I've listen, I've been doing this a 646 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,760 Speaker 1: long time. And I know you hired our speaking company 647 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: to supply all types of different speakers for your event, 648 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 1: and I am the motivational part of the day. So 649 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: it's like it's like a little Ted talk but for 650 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,560 Speaker 1: the elderly. And I like that. That's really great because 651 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,480 Speaker 1: no matter how old you are, you're not going to 652 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 1: get far unless you're keeping your brain active. Todd sparks 653 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 1: spark back in your life. Yeah, you know, I'm looking 654 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: forward tomorrow. This is like my first big event and 655 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: so like I'm just trying to make it a good 656 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 1: person impression. All right, well, I'm gonna stop you right there. 657 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop you right there for just one second. Troy. 658 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:11,640 Speaker 1: So you said first big event. That is wrong. Nope, 659 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 1: that's very right. The first event I'm running. Nope, wrong. 660 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 1: You've handcuffed yourself already. And you want to know why. 661 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,400 Speaker 1: It's the first big event of many big events, todd 662 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: sparks spark back in your life. You see what I 663 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 1: did there? Yeah, okay, fine, can you just get to 664 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 1: the event tomorrow? Like? What do you have? Um? We 665 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 1: just planned. Well, I'd like to sort of start by 666 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 1: getting them up and moving right because they're a little old. 667 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: Do they move? Yeah, of course they move. This is 668 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,000 Speaker 1: a nursing home. We're not like, yes, right, wonderful. We're 669 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 1: gonna start out with a trust fall. I need a 670 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,520 Speaker 1: folding table in there, and some chairs are gonna start 671 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,440 Speaker 1: off with a trust fall. Well, well, trust fall might 672 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,880 Speaker 1: be too much to start in that, and that might 673 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,560 Speaker 1: be the problem because you've got to trust the people 674 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,120 Speaker 1: that are around you. Janet, I know you're seventy eight 675 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 1: years old and you got a bad hip, But get 676 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,600 Speaker 1: up here and I'm gonna push you off this table 677 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: and we'll see who catches. Yeah, absolutely not. Like honestly, like, 678 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: you're starting to give me some second thoughts about even 679 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,239 Speaker 1: having you guys come over here tomorrow. Well, the good 680 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 1: thing is you're thinking, gotta have a first thought to 681 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: have a second thought, right, Your mind's still thinking about 682 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,959 Speaker 1: the event, and that's great. I love that about you. Listen, 683 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,200 Speaker 1: I don't have to do a trust fall. Okay, do 684 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: you have a pole anywhere, a pole that's attached to 685 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 1: the floor into the ceiling. I'm gonna need one of 686 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,319 Speaker 1: those todd Sparks spark packing in your life. I mean, 687 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,839 Speaker 1: it's like plumbing in the closets. But like, what's your 688 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,080 Speaker 1: game plan? Well, my game plan is to get them 689 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: up and move and make them feel confident, right, getting motivated. 690 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 1: And we're gonna start by teaching them about how to 691 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: feel young again by stripping off that ego. If you 692 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,640 Speaker 1: want to change anything and move forward, you got to 693 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,439 Speaker 1: first take off those heavy things that are weighing you down. 694 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: And I'll teach them about that by doing a little 695 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,120 Speaker 1: thing I like to call strip off the negativity. And 696 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 1: everybody gets three minutes on the pole to just do 697 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,480 Speaker 1: a quick little strip tease it's a lot of fun, 698 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,279 Speaker 1: and I mean, do you want me to have a 699 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:08,440 Speaker 1: bunch of semious citizens stripped together? That's right? Did you say? Hell? Yeah, 700 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,720 Speaker 1: that's it. I'm canceling the whole thing. I'm calling the agency. 701 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,240 Speaker 1: I'm having this thing canceled. We're getting deposit back and hopefully, 702 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 1: like you don't you don't work again. Well, I guess 703 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,920 Speaker 1: I'll just let you know there's a prank phone call 704 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,040 Speaker 1: and I'm not coming to your event at all. Sparks 705 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: taking the spark out of your life. Yeah, this is 706 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on 707 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:31,000 Speaker 1: you and your co worker. Julian set you up. Okay, okay. 708 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 1: He said that you planned your first big event for 709 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 1: this job and you're really nervous about it, so he 710 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,879 Speaker 1: thought I'd freak out a little bit by having Todd 711 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,320 Speaker 1: Sparks Spark back in your life making appearance. So you 712 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: don't like the idea of them all doing a little 713 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,719 Speaker 1: strip tease for each other. I mean, that's hilarious, but no, 714 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: no thing. Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks 715 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,960 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand first day follow up. I've 716 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,439 Speaker 1: always wondered how rich people meet. It's the Jewel Show. Yeah, 717 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,480 Speaker 1: there's a woman named Kristen on the phone and she's 718 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,240 Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Lawrence. Right, already, 719 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 1: rich names. I can tell that this is a rich 720 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,319 Speaker 1: people meeting story, though, because her email said that they 721 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,480 Speaker 1: met at a bad Mitten club. Baton, they actually have 722 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,719 Speaker 1: bad Minten clubs. Think so if you didn't know a 723 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,400 Speaker 1: badminton bad sound like that much fun? Guys? I love badminton. 724 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,840 Speaker 1: I mean it's fun, like like at a barbecue. Kristen, 725 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,320 Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Very well? How are you? 726 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,360 Speaker 1: I've just never heard of a bad Minten club before? Like, 727 00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,279 Speaker 1: so you belong to a bad Minten club? I do, 728 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,799 Speaker 1: But I was also I was just kicking my father up. 729 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: Oh so it's a family thing. Yeah, my dad plays there. 730 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 1: So how did you meet the dude that you went 731 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,520 Speaker 1: on a date with? Well, while I was waiting for 732 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,360 Speaker 1: my dad, I saw this really handsome guy at the 733 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: front desk. Yeah, and you know, I asked for his name. 734 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,799 Speaker 1: I got out his name of Lawrence. Okay, and did 735 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,040 Speaker 1: he seem like he wasn't you? At first? He seemed 736 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,960 Speaker 1: pretty receptive to my wink to your wink, wink, wink. 737 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,000 Speaker 1: Don't wait, And apparently it were, you know, because a 738 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,480 Speaker 1: couple a couple of days later he texted me, which 739 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,719 Speaker 1: I thought was strange because I didn't actually give him 740 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,120 Speaker 1: my phone number. Wait, how did you get your phone number? Then? 741 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:20,600 Speaker 1: My dad? Yeah, yeah, obviously you called you and you 742 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,400 Speaker 1: guys went out. How did that go? It was phenomenal 743 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 1: in my opinion. We went to a restaurant and had 744 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 1: a great day. He tecked all my boxes, you know, 745 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:37,879 Speaker 1: it was it was intelligent conversation. He is handsome, he's thoughtful, respectful, 746 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,359 Speaker 1: all of those things. You know. Is there a reason 747 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: you think he's not calling you back? I have no idea, 748 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,880 Speaker 1: because we went home after we went to the restaurant. 749 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,560 Speaker 1: While we went back to his home and had a 750 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,680 Speaker 1: pretty good time in my opinion, the time that you know, 751 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,839 Speaker 1: a gal would think would be worthy of a call back. 752 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,440 Speaker 1: So basically, you guys that you guys hooked up. Yes, 753 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 1: oh yeah, and he did a decent job. And he 754 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:09,520 Speaker 1: did a decent job. He did okaye, he did. I 755 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,439 Speaker 1: think about it, and they can't speak. Oh congratulations, Okay, 756 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 1: that is a very good job. So it was an 757 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: amazing date. Night. But there's you know, the only thing 758 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,640 Speaker 1: that I can think of that it might be the 759 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,279 Speaker 1: reason he didn't call me is because I have it's 760 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,400 Speaker 1: hard to say on the radio. I have moles, lots 761 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,520 Speaker 1: of moles. I don't get it. Yeah, big ones, I 762 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,759 Speaker 1: have little ones, I had hairy ones, I have dark one. 763 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,439 Speaker 1: Oh on your body. You're self conscious about your moles. 764 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,000 Speaker 1: I'm still conscious, felf conscious about them. They're huge though, yeah, 765 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,759 Speaker 1: like maybe not though, because I can't trust you about 766 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,320 Speaker 1: your moles. You're obviously self conscious about them. So for 767 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,160 Speaker 1: like a small mole on you, you probably think looks 768 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,840 Speaker 1: like a huge like a mountain on you, but it 769 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: might not because you're self conscious about it, Like it 770 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,360 Speaker 1: might not have been as bad. So you think that 771 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 1: maybe he was like turned off because you have moles. Yeah, 772 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,560 Speaker 1: m I can think of. I find that hard to believe. 773 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,880 Speaker 1: I mean, I have a lot of moles, and I 774 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,280 Speaker 1: mean to me, I think that they have a purpose. 775 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,040 Speaker 1: But even though like dermatologists don't know what they are 776 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 1: right and what are like what are costs from I mean, yeah, 777 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: says the sun can cause, but it's not like the 778 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: sun causes like actual like the moles that likes to 779 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 1: count stuff, but I think they have a deeper purpose. 780 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,759 Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I don't have time to get into it, 781 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 1: but just explore that, ye deeper meaning behind your moles 782 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,120 Speaker 1: and moles are beautiful. I like moles. Anytime I've seen 783 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,080 Speaker 1: someone that doesn't have any blemishes on their skin, they 784 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,400 Speaker 1: look weird to me. I'm like, dude, Like, I know 785 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,799 Speaker 1: some people think that looks attractive, but I'm like, you're 786 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,239 Speaker 1: like a mannequin. It looks fake. It doesn't look real 787 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: to me, Like you know, it's a new star seed. Yeah, 788 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,400 Speaker 1: I thinks are attract So anyway, that's why you think 789 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? Thee only thing I can 790 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,359 Speaker 1: think I think you can think of. Okay, well we'll 791 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: trying to figure it out for you. How long has 792 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,439 Speaker 1: it been, by the way, since you guys went out 793 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 1: weeks weeks? Okay? And how many times have you tried 794 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 1: to reach out to him in those few weeks. I've 795 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,800 Speaker 1: reached out to him about three times, okay, so no 796 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,640 Speaker 1: very many. And he has always wanted at all, not 797 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,560 Speaker 1: a word, huh. Okay, Well, play a song'll come back 798 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,120 Speaker 1: and then call him and see if we can figure 799 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,520 Speaker 1: it out. For you, all right, thank you so much. 800 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,399 Speaker 1: We'll do it next. It's a jewel show. Your first 801 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 1: day can follow up if you're just joining us. Kristen 802 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,319 Speaker 1: is on the phone and she's not getting a call 803 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,880 Speaker 1: back from a guy named Lawrence. They actually met at 804 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,799 Speaker 1: a bad minton club. Those are a thing I had 805 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,960 Speaker 1: no idea. But her dad is a member at this 806 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,960 Speaker 1: bad minton club, and she was picking up her dad 807 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 1: and Lawrence that's not calling her back, was working at 808 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 1: the front desk. They ended up flirting. He got her number, 809 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,759 Speaker 1: They went out on a date. They did everything, They 810 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,920 Speaker 1: went to dinner and then did everything else you can 811 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,880 Speaker 1: do on a date after that. And she has no 812 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,600 Speaker 1: idea why she's being ghosted though it's been a few weeks, 813 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,680 Speaker 1: and the only reason that Kristin think is because she's 814 00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,600 Speaker 1: got moles. But moles on your body, Kristen, I can't 815 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,319 Speaker 1: believe would be a reason that somebody would not call 816 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 1: you back on a date. That's all you can think of. 817 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,120 Speaker 1: You promised nothing else. Weird happened. I've promised nothing else, 818 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,759 Speaker 1: so all right, cool, all right, Well, I'm gonna Dallas 819 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,759 Speaker 1: one of her right now and see if we can 820 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Okay, sink? All right, here 821 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey is this Lawrence? Yeah? Who is this? 822 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,120 Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show? 823 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,360 Speaker 1: And this is Alex from the Jewel Show. And this 824 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,120 Speaker 1: is this Chaven from the Jewel Show. And at the 825 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,480 Speaker 1: radio show called the Jewel Show. We're calling you because 826 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,880 Speaker 1: somebody email us about you. Maybe we talk to you 827 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,840 Speaker 1: for a minute. You guys are a radio show calling me. Okay, 828 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,479 Speaker 1: go ahead, Lawrence. Do you know a woman named Kristen? Yeah? 829 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,279 Speaker 1: I know a Christen's why why are you asking? What's up? 830 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,360 Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show where if you 831 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,520 Speaker 1: got on a date with someone and then and then 832 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,520 Speaker 1: not call them back after, they can email us to 833 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,200 Speaker 1: figure out what happened. Yeah, it starting to all makes 834 00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:58,200 Speaker 1: sense now right. It's a quick learner. Yes, you are so. 835 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,959 Speaker 1: Kristen listens to our show. She emailed us and said 836 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,759 Speaker 1: that you guys went out on a date. She said 837 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,239 Speaker 1: she had a wonderful time. Nice job. She said she 838 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,560 Speaker 1: was very happy with the date. Nice job you did, 839 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,440 Speaker 1: very very happy. Now I'm willing to talk to you. 840 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,680 Speaker 1: But she said, yeah, she said she had a great time, 841 00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 1: but then also told us that you're not calling her back. 842 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,920 Speaker 1: It's been a few weeks now. She tried to reach 843 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,600 Speaker 1: out to you, and she's wondering why I don't really 844 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,400 Speaker 1: want to talk about it, guys, I'll be honest, is wow, 845 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,919 Speaker 1: this is a major surprise right now. I am shocked. Well, 846 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,080 Speaker 1: what can we do to get you to just let 847 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,600 Speaker 1: us know why you're not calling her back? You don't 848 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,839 Speaker 1: have to tell you don't have to go into any 849 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,880 Speaker 1: other details about the date. If it's something about you 850 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,000 Speaker 1: personally that like, you know, you're embarrassed to say, that's fine. Ultimately, 851 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,359 Speaker 1: Like if you don't want to tell us, it's fine, 852 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: Like we can't force you. We're on a phone right now. 853 00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,560 Speaker 1: You could just hang it up, you know, But don't 854 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,600 Speaker 1: do that, Please, don't do that. What she tell you, well, 855 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 1: she told us that she met you at a bad 856 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 1: minton club picking up her dad, and you worked there, 857 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,920 Speaker 1: and then she told us that you went out to 858 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,320 Speaker 1: for dinner and then you went back to the house. 859 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,919 Speaker 1: She didn't say yours or her as anyway, that doesn't 860 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,520 Speaker 1: even matter. He said that you guys went back to 861 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 1: a house and had the rest of the evening together 862 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,080 Speaker 1: and had a lot of fun, and then after that 863 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 1: you haven't talked to her, and she's wondering why. That's 864 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: all okay, So she did tell you that I met 865 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,840 Speaker 1: her through her dad, right, yes, okay, because this is 866 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,719 Speaker 1: a kind of an embarrassing situation, but at the same time, 867 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,759 Speaker 1: it's screw it. I'll tell you all right, Okay, Um, 868 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,920 Speaker 1: what happened was I met her through her dad or 869 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,600 Speaker 1: dad gave me her phone number. We got together, had 870 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,399 Speaker 1: a great time, like she said, and I came back 871 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,759 Speaker 1: to work the next day. Um, and I was just 872 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:50,600 Speaker 1: talking to some buds and happened to let out something 873 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,480 Speaker 1: about the night before, what happened. What happened? So well, look, man, 874 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it there before you. I'm 875 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,200 Speaker 1: gonna put it right here in front of Okay, I 876 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,640 Speaker 1: was there, I said something. I said something, and her 877 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,320 Speaker 1: dad heard me say it. Oh yeah, it was it 878 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,960 Speaker 1: was in reference to something that happened the night before. 879 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,680 Speaker 1: And when he said it, the guy, the guy's free 880 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,560 Speaker 1: up thread of me. He basically said, if I go 881 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 1: near his daughter again, that it was gonna be a problem, 882 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,000 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a physical problem, and I don't 883 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,640 Speaker 1: need that drama. You know what I'm saying, haven't been 884 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,960 Speaker 1: near his daughter already? Why would he tell you not 885 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,880 Speaker 1: to now? Like, like I said, I said those words 886 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,640 Speaker 1: and probably a few more, and apparently it didn't go 887 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,160 Speaker 1: over well with Wow. Of course, I'm sure he smashed 888 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,560 Speaker 1: somebody's daughter. Yeah, but he probably didn't tell their dad 889 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,879 Speaker 1: about it. Her dad didn't hear about it. I guess 890 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,680 Speaker 1: that was the issue. Yeah, you were telling your friends 891 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,839 Speaker 1: and not you walked up to him and said it. Hey, 892 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,680 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not trying to explain it. I'm just 893 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,399 Speaker 1: telling you what happened. Thanks for explaining it though. Yeah. 894 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,239 Speaker 1: I kind of side with the dad on this one. 895 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:55,680 Speaker 1: I don't she thirty, she's like thirty two. Okay, she smash. 896 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,880 Speaker 1: I get the dad's position, right, he doesn't want to 897 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,120 Speaker 1: hear that. Oh, I don't get him saying to you 898 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,399 Speaker 1: not to come near his daughter. Also, I think you're 899 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,400 Speaker 1: also an adult. You can make your decision on that. 900 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,840 Speaker 1: You know, you can be like, hey, sorry about that. 901 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,400 Speaker 1: I know that was a respectful you are supported to 902 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,120 Speaker 1: hear that. Yeah, but he probablys like you probably shouldn't 903 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400 Speaker 1: be talking about that anyways, Like that's weird. Yeah, that's 904 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,120 Speaker 1: also weird. At the whole thing's weird. You know what 905 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,480 Speaker 1: else is weird, Lawrence, is that Kristen is actually on 906 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,120 Speaker 1: the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, 907 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 1: what so we smashed? Huh, hey, you're just telling everyone. Well, 908 00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,160 Speaker 1: you put me in a position to have to do it. 909 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,719 Speaker 1: You have a radio station calling me up, and I 910 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,000 Speaker 1: figured we may as well come clean right now, since 911 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,520 Speaker 1: that's what we were here for. It doesn't really excuse 912 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,480 Speaker 1: you telling people and at the club that we smash. 913 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,000 Speaker 1: I wasn't telling people at the club. I told someone, 914 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,000 Speaker 1: my best friend at the club, we were talking. Your 915 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,680 Speaker 1: dad happened to overhear it. It was really, he's that simple, 916 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 1: this guy. I mean, he just went ballistic once thirty. 917 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,279 Speaker 1: I don't know what he's what he's thinking. I can't 918 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,520 Speaker 1: think for him. He heard it, he didn't like it. 919 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,840 Speaker 1: He said something to me about doing physical harm to me. 920 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,319 Speaker 1: I don't need that kind of drama at the Batman Club, 921 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,120 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's my job. You're ever 922 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,399 Speaker 1: going to do that? I don't. Here's the thing, I'm 923 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,680 Speaker 1: thirty two, So if if there's drama, talk to me, 924 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,200 Speaker 1: don't talk to my dad. I could have, but that's 925 00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,960 Speaker 1: not what happened. So it is what it is. That's 926 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,960 Speaker 1: the way I chose to handle it. Your dad is 927 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,520 Speaker 1: not a little guy. He made it clear. He made 928 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,560 Speaker 1: it clear that it was going to be something physical, 929 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,839 Speaker 1: and like I said, I don't need that, and uh, 930 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,880 Speaker 1: you know, I just chose to handle with the way 931 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,040 Speaker 1: I did. I will apologize for it, but hey, you 932 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,359 Speaker 1: know your dad, I mean, he's he's he's a nice guy, 933 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,759 Speaker 1: but you get on his bad side, he's he's not 934 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,840 Speaker 1: the kind of guy you want to mess with. My 935 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,480 Speaker 1: only point here is that you know you had me 936 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,200 Speaker 1: thinking that this was about moles on my back the 937 00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,759 Speaker 1: whole time and that you didn't have a great time 938 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:09,320 Speaker 1: with me, and this could have been solved so much earlier. 939 00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,239 Speaker 1: Are you do you want to go out with me? Hey, well, 940 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,400 Speaker 1: don't take my job. That's really what I'm here for. 941 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,239 Speaker 1: I'm here to ask you, Lawrence, would you like to 942 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,279 Speaker 1: go on another date with Kristin? Will pay for it. 943 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: I would love to go on another date with christ 944 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,560 Speaker 1: as long as she was until her dad that we 945 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,680 Speaker 1: went on the day. I mean, at some point he's 946 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 1: probably gonna know. Maybe Kristin can protect you from her dad. 947 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: There you go. I'm not afraid of him. That makes 948 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,600 Speaker 1: one of you. It's like Nicholl, Right, we'll congratulate door. 949 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,040 Speaker 1: Why you are going to go out again? We did it, 950 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,560 Speaker 1: let's do it. We actually didn't. All right, Well, congratulations 951 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: team Jubil Show. Thank you. Appreciate the hell. Yeah, congratulations 952 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,839 Speaker 1: to you. You now have a bodyguard against her father. 953 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,040 Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't think he'll hurt you again. All right. Well, 954 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,239 Speaker 1: let's hope that if I tell him I like you, 955 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,920 Speaker 1: he will not hurt you. I promise. Then, I guess 956 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,920 Speaker 1: you better start like it. Jebils first day follow up, 957 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,680 Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on Demand, first day follow up. I've 958 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:10,160 Speaker 1: always wondered how rich people meet. It's The Jewels Show. Yeah, 959 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,200 Speaker 1: there's a woman named Kristen on the phone and she's 960 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Lawrence. Right, 961 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,000 Speaker 1: already rich names. I can tell that this is a 962 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,920 Speaker 1: rich people meeting story, though, because her email said that 963 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: they met at a bad minten club. They actually have 964 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 1: bad mitten clubs. Think so if you didn't know a 965 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,120 Speaker 1: badminton sound like that much fun? Guys, I love badminton. 966 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,560 Speaker 1: I mean it's fun, like like at a barbecue. Kristen, 967 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:35,080 Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Very well? How are you? 968 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,080 Speaker 1: I've just never heard of a bad Minten club before, Like, 969 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,040 Speaker 1: so you belong to a bad Minten Club? I do, 970 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,520 Speaker 1: but I was also I was just kicking my father up. 971 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,279 Speaker 1: Oh so it's a family thing. Yeah, my dad plays there. 972 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,680 Speaker 1: So how did you meet the dude that you went 973 00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,239 Speaker 1: on a date with? Well, while I was waiting for 974 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 1: my dad, I saw this really handsome guy at the 975 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:59,759 Speaker 1: front desk. Yeah, and you know, I asked for his name. 976 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,520 Speaker 1: I found out his name was Lawrence. Okay, and did 977 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,759 Speaker 1: he seem like he wasn't you? At first? He seemed 978 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,319 Speaker 1: pretty receptive to my my wink to your wink, wink 979 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,680 Speaker 1: wink I did. I did a little wink, and apparently 980 00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,880 Speaker 1: it were, you know, because a couple a couple of 981 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,880 Speaker 1: days later he texted me, which I thought was strange 982 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,719 Speaker 1: because I didn't actually give him my phone number. How 983 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:30,600 Speaker 1: did you get your phone number? Then? My dad help out. Yeah, yeah, 984 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,960 Speaker 1: obviously you called you and you guys went out. How 985 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 1: did that go? It was phenomenal in my opinion. We 986 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,719 Speaker 1: went to a restaurant and had a great day. He 987 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 1: text all my boxes, you know, it was. It was 988 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:50,000 Speaker 1: intelligent conversation. He is handsome, he's thoughtful, respectful, all of 989 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,319 Speaker 1: those things. You know, Is there a reason you think 990 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,800 Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? I have no idea, because 991 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,799 Speaker 1: we went home after we went to the restaurant while 992 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,960 Speaker 1: we went back to his home and had a pretty 993 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,400 Speaker 1: good time in my opinion, the time that you know, 994 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,600 Speaker 1: a gal would think would be really of a call back. 995 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,160 Speaker 1: So basically, you guys that you guys hooked up. Yes, 996 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,880 Speaker 1: oh yeah, and he did a decent job. And he 997 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:21,239 Speaker 1: did a decent job. He did okay speech did I 998 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,160 Speaker 1: think about it? And they can't speak? Oh congratulations, Okay, 999 00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,160 Speaker 1: that is a very good job. So it was an 1000 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,400 Speaker 1: amazing date night. But there's, you know, the only thing 1001 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,400 Speaker 1: that I can think of that it might be the 1002 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,000 Speaker 1: reason he didn't call me is because I have it's 1003 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,680 Speaker 1: hard to say on the radio. I have moles, A 1004 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,239 Speaker 1: lot of moles. I don't get it big ones. I 1005 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: have little ones. I have harry ones. I have dark one. 1006 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,160 Speaker 1: Oh on your body, you're self conscious about your moles. 1007 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,719 Speaker 1: I'm still conscious, fell conscious about them. They're huge though, Yeah, 1008 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,520 Speaker 1: like maybe not though, because I can't trust you about 1009 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,040 Speaker 1: your moles. You're obviously self conscious about them. So for 1010 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,919 Speaker 1: like a small mole on you, you probably think looks 1011 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,560 Speaker 1: like a huge like a mountain on you, but it 1012 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,719 Speaker 1: might not because you're self conscious about it, Like it 1013 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,120 Speaker 1: might not have been as bad. So you think that 1014 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,399 Speaker 1: maybe he was like turned off because you have moles. Yeah, 1015 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,600 Speaker 1: I think I find that hard to believe. I mean, 1016 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,279 Speaker 1: I have a lot of moles, and I mean to me, 1017 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,640 Speaker 1: I think that they have a purpose. But even though 1018 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,640 Speaker 1: like dermatologists don't know what they are right and what 1019 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,480 Speaker 1: are like what are caused from? I mean, yeah, says 1020 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,960 Speaker 1: the sun can cause, but it's not like the sun 1021 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,840 Speaker 1: causes like actual like the moles that likes to count stuff. 1022 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,480 Speaker 1: But I think they have a deeper purpose. Yeah I don't. 1023 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,800 Speaker 1: I don't have time to get into it, but just 1024 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,800 Speaker 1: explore that ye deeper meaning behind your moles and moles 1025 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,160 Speaker 1: are beautiful. I like moles. Anytime I've seen someone that 1026 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,399 Speaker 1: doesn't have any blemishes on their skin, they look weird 1027 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,520 Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, dude, Like, I know some people 1028 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,440 Speaker 1: think that looks attractive, but I'm like, you're like a mannequin. 1029 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,360 Speaker 1: It looks fake. It doesn't look real to me, like 1030 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,319 Speaker 1: you know it's a new star seed. Yeah, I think 1031 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,360 Speaker 1: are attract So anyway, that's why you think he's not 1032 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,600 Speaker 1: calling you back. The only thing I can think I 1033 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,360 Speaker 1: think you can think of. Okay, well we'll try to 1034 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,600 Speaker 1: figure it out for you. How long has it been, 1035 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:06,160 Speaker 1: by the way, since you guys went out? Weeks? Weeks? Okay? 1036 00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:07,719 Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach out 1037 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,680 Speaker 1: to him in those few weeks. I've reached out to 1038 00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,200 Speaker 1: him about three times, okay, so no very many and 1039 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,760 Speaker 1: he has al'ays wanted at all, not a word, huh. Okay, 1040 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,000 Speaker 1: Well play a song'll come back and then call him 1041 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,160 Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out for you. 1042 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,120 Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. We'll do it next. 1043 00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,759 Speaker 1: It's a jewel show your first day to follow up, 1044 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,160 Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Kristen is on the phone and 1045 00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,480 Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back from a guy named Lawrence. 1046 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,920 Speaker 1: They actually met at a bad minton club. Those are 1047 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,920 Speaker 1: a thing I had no idea, but her dad is 1048 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,840 Speaker 1: a member at this bad minton club and she was 1049 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,560 Speaker 1: picking up her dad and Lawrence that's not calling her back, 1050 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,880 Speaker 1: was working at the front desk. They ended up flirting, 1051 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,839 Speaker 1: he got a number, they went out on a date, 1052 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,480 Speaker 1: they did everything, They went to dinner and then did 1053 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,560 Speaker 1: everything else you can do on a date after that. 1054 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,640 Speaker 1: And she has no idea why she's being ghosted though 1055 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,200 Speaker 1: it's been a few weeks and the only reason that 1056 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,800 Speaker 1: Kristin think is because she's got moles. But moles on 1057 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,279 Speaker 1: your body, Kristen, I can't believe would be a reason 1058 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,759 Speaker 1: that somebody would not call you back on a date. 1059 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,520 Speaker 1: That's all you can think of. You promised nothing else. 1060 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,399 Speaker 1: Weird happened. I've promised nothing else, so all right, cool, 1061 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,920 Speaker 1: all right, Well I'm gonna dallas one of me right 1062 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,520 Speaker 1: now and see what we can figure it out for you. Okay, thanks, 1063 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:32,759 Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hey is this Lawrence? Yeah? 1064 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,239 Speaker 1: Who is this? How are you? This is Jewil from 1065 00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,839 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show? And this is Alex from the Jewel Show. 1066 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,640 Speaker 1: And this is this Heaven from the Jewil Show. And 1067 00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,719 Speaker 1: it's the radio show called the Jewel Show. We're calling 1068 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,520 Speaker 1: you because somebody email us about you. Maybe talk to 1069 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,040 Speaker 1: you for a minute. Oh you guys are a radio 1070 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,080 Speaker 1: show calling me? Okay, go ahead, Lawrence, do you know 1071 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:54,799 Speaker 1: a woman named Kristen yeah, I know a Christen's why 1072 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,960 Speaker 1: why are you asking? What's up? We do a segment 1073 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,719 Speaker 1: on the show where if you got on a date 1074 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,120 Speaker 1: with someone and then and then not call them back after, 1075 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,959 Speaker 1: they can email us to figure out what happened. Yeah, 1076 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:09,120 Speaker 1: starting to all makes sense now, right A quick learner, Yes, 1077 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,120 Speaker 1: you are so. Kristen listens to our show. She emailed 1078 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 1: us and said that you guys went out on a date. 1079 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,560 Speaker 1: She said she had a wonderful time. Nice job, she 1080 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,479 Speaker 1: said she was very happy with the date. Nice job 1081 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 1: you did, very very happy. Now I'm willing to talk 1082 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,920 Speaker 1: to you. But she said, yeah, she said she had 1083 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,759 Speaker 1: a great time, but then also told us that you're 1084 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,080 Speaker 1: not calling her back. It's been a few weeks now. 1085 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,200 Speaker 1: She tried to reach out to you, and she's wondering why. 1086 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,719 Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk about it, guys. I'll 1087 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,680 Speaker 1: be honest, this is wow. This is a major surprise 1088 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,800 Speaker 1: right now. I am shocked. Well, what can we do 1089 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,480 Speaker 1: to get you to just let us know why you're 1090 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,680 Speaker 1: not calling her back? You don't have to tell you 1091 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,200 Speaker 1: don't have to go into any other details about the date. 1092 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,560 Speaker 1: If it's something about you personally that like you know 1093 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,000 Speaker 1: you're embarrassed to say that's fine ultimately, like if you 1094 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,879 Speaker 1: don't want to tell us, it's fine, Like we can't force. 1095 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,840 Speaker 1: We were on a phone right now, you could just 1096 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,919 Speaker 1: hang it up, you know, But don't do that, Please, 1097 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,480 Speaker 1: don't do that. What did she tell you? Well, she 1098 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,840 Speaker 1: told us that she met you at a bad minton 1099 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,160 Speaker 1: club picking up her dad, and you worked there. And 1100 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,800 Speaker 1: then she told us that you went out to for 1101 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,480 Speaker 1: dinner and then you went back to the house. She 1102 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,040 Speaker 1: didn't say yours or her as anyway, that doesn't even matter. 1103 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,759 Speaker 1: I said that you guys went back to a house 1104 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,520 Speaker 1: and had the rest of the evening together and had 1105 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,520 Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And then after that you haven't 1106 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,400 Speaker 1: talked to her, and she's wondering why. That's all, okay, 1107 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,640 Speaker 1: So she did tell you that I met her through 1108 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: her dad, right, yes, okay, because this is a kind 1109 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,719 Speaker 1: of an embarrassing situation, but at the same time, it's 1110 00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,160 Speaker 1: screw it. I'll tell you all right, Okay, Um, what 1111 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,879 Speaker 1: happened was I met her through her dad. Her dad 1112 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,400 Speaker 1: gave me her phone number. We got together, had a 1113 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,200 Speaker 1: great time, like she said, and I came back to 1114 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,000 Speaker 1: work the next day. And I was just talking to 1115 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:02,600 Speaker 1: some buds and happened to that out something about the 1116 00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,399 Speaker 1: night before they happened. What happens. Well, look, man, I'm 1117 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,000 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna keep it there before you. I'm gonna 1118 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,799 Speaker 1: put it right here in the in front of you. Okay, 1119 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,040 Speaker 1: I was there, I said something. I said something, and 1120 00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,840 Speaker 1: her dad heard me say it. Oh yeah, it was 1121 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,680 Speaker 1: it was in reference to something that happened the night before. 1122 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,399 Speaker 1: And when he said it, the guy, the guy's straight 1123 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,560 Speaker 1: up threaded me. He's basically said if I go near 1124 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,720 Speaker 1: his daughter again that it was gonna be a problem, 1125 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,719 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a physical problem. And I don't 1126 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,239 Speaker 1: need that drama, you know what I'm saying. He hadn't 1127 00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,520 Speaker 1: been near his daughter already. Why would he tell you 1128 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,239 Speaker 1: not to now? Like like I said, I said those 1129 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,319 Speaker 1: words and probably a few more, And apparently it didn't 1130 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:45,160 Speaker 1: go over well with of course, I'm sure daughter. Yeah, 1131 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,279 Speaker 1: but he probably didn't tell their dad about it. Her 1132 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,600 Speaker 1: dad didn't hear about it. I guess that was the issue. Yeah, 1133 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,120 Speaker 1: you were telling your friends and now you walked up 1134 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,320 Speaker 1: to him and said it. Hey, you know, I'm not 1135 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,400 Speaker 1: trying to explain it. I'm just telling you what happened. 1136 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,040 Speaker 1: Thanks for explaining it, though. Yeah, I kind of side 1137 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,160 Speaker 1: with the dad on this one. I don't she thirty, 1138 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:11,040 Speaker 1: She's like thirty two, okay, Altash. I get the dad's position, right, 1139 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,279 Speaker 1: he doesn't want to hear that. Oh, I don't get 1140 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,480 Speaker 1: him saying to you not to come near his daughter. Also, 1141 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,520 Speaker 1: I think you're also an adult. You can make your 1142 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,360 Speaker 1: decision on that. You know, you can be like, hey, 1143 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,720 Speaker 1: sorry about that. I know that was disrespectful. You are 1144 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,480 Speaker 1: spared to hear that, but he probably like you play 1145 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,960 Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking about that anyways. Like that's weird. Yeah, 1146 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,760 Speaker 1: that's also weird. At the whole thing's weird. You know 1147 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,160 Speaker 1: what else is weird, Lawrence, is that Kristen is actually 1148 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,440 Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. 1149 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:45,200 Speaker 1: Yeah what so he smashed? Huh, hey, you're just telling everyone. Well, 1150 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,880 Speaker 1: you put me in a position to have to do it. 1151 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,440 Speaker 1: You have a radio station calling me up, and I 1152 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,720 Speaker 1: figured we may as well come clean right now since 1153 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,240 Speaker 1: that's what we were here for. It doesn't really excuse 1154 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:02,280 Speaker 1: you telling people in it's a club that we smashed. 1155 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,720 Speaker 1: I wasn't telling people at the club. I told someone, 1156 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,720 Speaker 1: my best friend at the club, we were talking. Your 1157 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,400 Speaker 1: dad happened to overhear it. It was really that simple. 1158 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,840 Speaker 1: This guy, I mean, he just went ballistic once thirty. 1159 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what he's what he's thinking. I can't 1160 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,240 Speaker 1: think for him. He heard it, he didn't like it. 1161 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,560 Speaker 1: He said something to me about doing physical harm to me. 1162 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,080 Speaker 1: I don't need that kind of drama at the Batman Club, 1163 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,840 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's my job. You're ever 1164 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:34,120 Speaker 1: going to do that? I don't. Here's the thing. I'm 1165 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,400 Speaker 1: thirty two, So if if there's drama, talk to me, 1166 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,919 Speaker 1: don't talk to my dad. I could have, but that's 1167 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,680 Speaker 1: not what happened. So it is what it is. That's 1168 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,680 Speaker 1: the way I chose to handle it. Your dad is 1169 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,240 Speaker 1: not a little guy. He made it clear. He made 1170 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,320 Speaker 1: it clear that it was going to be something physical, 1171 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,560 Speaker 1: and like I said, I don't need that, and uh, 1172 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,600 Speaker 1: you know, I just chose to handle it the way 1173 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,760 Speaker 1: I did. I will apolo Josh Ford, but hey, you 1174 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,240 Speaker 1: know your dad. I mean, he's a nice guy, but 1175 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,680 Speaker 1: you get on his bad side, he's he's not the 1176 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,960 Speaker 1: kind of guy you want to mess with. My only 1177 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,600 Speaker 1: point here is that. You know, you had me thinking 1178 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,479 Speaker 1: that this was about moles on my back the whole time, 1179 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,760 Speaker 1: and that you didn't have a great time with me, 1180 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,560 Speaker 1: And this could have been solved so much earlier. Are 1181 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,960 Speaker 1: you do you want to go out with me? Hey, well, 1182 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,120 Speaker 1: don't take my job. That's really what I'm here for. 1183 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,960 Speaker 1: I'm here to ask you, Lawrence, would you like to 1184 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,040 Speaker 1: go on another date with Kristin? Will pay for it? 1185 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,760 Speaker 1: I would love to go on another date with christ 1186 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,320 Speaker 1: as long as she doesn't tell her dad that we 1187 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,400 Speaker 1: went on the day. I mean, at some point he's 1188 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,160 Speaker 1: probably gonna know. Maybe Kristin can protect you from her dad. 1189 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,840 Speaker 1: There you go. I'm not afraid of him. That makes 1190 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:47,320 Speaker 1: one of you. It's like Nicholl, Right, we'll congratulate door. 1191 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,800 Speaker 1: You are going to go out again. We did it, 1192 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,280 Speaker 1: let's do it. We actually didn't. All right, Well, congratulations 1193 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:58,560 Speaker 1: Team jubil Show. Thank you. Appreciate the hell. Yeah, congratulations 1194 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,560 Speaker 1: to you. You now have a bodyguard again. Her father, 1195 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,760 Speaker 1: thank god. I don't think he'll hurt you again. All right, Well, 1196 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,960 Speaker 1: let's hope not. If I tell him I like you, 1197 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,640 Speaker 1: he will not hurt you. I promise, and I guess 1198 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,680 Speaker 1: you'd better start aliking me. Jubils First Day, follow up 1199 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:20,400 Speaker 1: The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It 1200 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,880 Speaker 1: sime for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four one, 1201 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,520 Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, just 1202 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,280 Speaker 1: text us and go, hey, you guys, I have a 1203 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,520 Speaker 1: secret that's dirty. I'd like to tell it to you 1204 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,560 Speaker 1: and we'll go all right, cool, you can, but we 1205 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,360 Speaker 1: have to know where you're from because that's a strange accent. 1206 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,000 Speaker 1: It's very strange. And remember we keep everybody anonymous. We 1207 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,480 Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is, so you can 1208 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,840 Speaker 1: say whatever you want. That's why everybody that calls in 1209 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,480 Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now. 1210 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,760 Speaker 1: The little piggy that went to market? Oh, get what's up? Piggy? 1211 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,760 Speaker 1: It went to the market. Did you do you play 1212 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,520 Speaker 1: the little piggy game with yourself? Did your mom or dad? Yeah? 1213 01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,840 Speaker 1: A little piggy game like with your finger, with your 1214 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,640 Speaker 1: feet or toes. Yes, So you went to the market 1215 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:07,400 Speaker 1: and you want to call us a dirty little secret? Yes, okay, yeah, okay. 1216 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:11,640 Speaker 1: So I want to break up with my girlfriend. Oh oh, 1217 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,560 Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together for? It's been 1218 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,200 Speaker 1: a year. Okay, Okay, when are you going to break 1219 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:24,840 Speaker 1: up with her? Well, that's the thing. Um, my birthday 1220 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,000 Speaker 1: is in a week and okay, so this is a 1221 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,120 Speaker 1: dirty part. I don't know if I should wait till 1222 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,200 Speaker 1: after my birthday to break up with her, if I 1223 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,200 Speaker 1: should just break up with her now? Why would you 1224 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:38,480 Speaker 1: do it after your birthday? Because she gives really good 1225 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:44,160 Speaker 1: a present. You just want to get the present and 1226 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,080 Speaker 1: then break up with No. I know, I told you 1227 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,760 Speaker 1: it's dirty. We don't judge people a lot here, but 1228 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:55,600 Speaker 1: that is quite shallow. We don't judge people unless and 1229 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,480 Speaker 1: this sounds like a situation that could call for some judging. 1230 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,920 Speaker 1: I just I feel like if I did break up 1231 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,200 Speaker 1: with her afterwards, you know, after my birthday, then I'd 1232 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:10,240 Speaker 1: have to wait thirty days. I seem like a complete jerk. 1233 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,080 Speaker 1: You should do it directly after she gives you the 1234 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,160 Speaker 1: president Thank you? All right? I don't want me together 1235 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,520 Speaker 1: anymorrow for my birthday. I want to break up right 1236 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,920 Speaker 1: after you get it. Do you have any other options 1237 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,280 Speaker 1: for your birthday? Though? Like you're dating her for a 1238 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,120 Speaker 1: year now. If you broke up with her before your birthday, 1239 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:31,160 Speaker 1: is there anybody anybody on the back burner, right, um, 1240 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:41,600 Speaker 1: girl that I'm like, hey, well okay, nothing's happened. I'm 1241 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,880 Speaker 1: not a cheater. Um, but like we became like we 1242 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,240 Speaker 1: got friends on Facebook and um an Instagram, and like 1243 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,000 Speaker 1: we've kind of been like liking each other's photos, but 1244 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,880 Speaker 1: like she doesn't like any of the ones that are 1245 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:03,120 Speaker 1: with my girlfriends in it with me, and like she's 1246 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:08,280 Speaker 1: cute and and so you might hit her up maybe, 1247 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,240 Speaker 1: you know, I might. You can't until after your single, 1248 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,120 Speaker 1: Wait till you're single, Wait till you're single. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, 1249 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,880 Speaker 1: I I definitely hang out one second because I think 1250 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,360 Speaker 1: you need some of this carol you no ah go 1251 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:28,880 Speaker 1: you know ah late night I thought it about, of course, No, 1252 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,240 Speaker 1: not the part that I'm thinking though coming up? Oh, 1253 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,440 Speaker 1: I know coming up. You need a little bit of 1254 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:48,840 Speaker 1: this hey sex. She likes it, she laughed. Okay, anyway, 1255 01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,120 Speaker 1: that was a long way to go to make that job. 1256 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,400 Speaker 1: But I did did you say that you had a question. 1257 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,000 Speaker 1: I was just trying to set up a way to 1258 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,600 Speaker 1: play birthday sex. What do you think you're gonna do 1259 01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,680 Speaker 1: before or after? Okay? You got me thinking about that, 1260 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,680 Speaker 1: cute girl? Yeah, and then just more time, yolo, might 1261 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,920 Speaker 1: as well break up, just go find people you actually 1262 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,760 Speaker 1: want to hang out with. And also, like I just 1263 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,120 Speaker 1: realized too, like if she gets me that present, like 1264 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to remember her right right. Also as also, 1265 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna be spending your birthday with her, another birthday 1266 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,080 Speaker 1: with her instead of like maybe somebody else that you 1267 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,520 Speaker 1: would want to Yeah, that would bring you happiness. That's true, 1268 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,280 Speaker 1: And I know a little bit of that. There you go, 1269 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:33,800 Speaker 1: that you actually want. Yeah, don't have boring birthday sex? Fun, 1270 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,000 Speaker 1: have fun birthday sex. So can you follow up us 1271 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,560 Speaker 1: and let us know? Yeah? Yeah, definitely all right girl, 1272 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,400 Speaker 1: if I can, if I play that song for you, yes, 1273 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,760 Speaker 1: thank you for telling us happy early birthday. Thank you, 1274 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:58,240 Speaker 1: Bye bye. What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jebel Show 1275 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,440 Speaker 1: on demand. We're about to change someone's life. It's a 1276 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,320 Speaker 1: Jewels show. Yeah, will it be for the better? Who knows? 1277 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,200 Speaker 1: Who cares? Actually? Either way, after this phone called, their 1278 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,320 Speaker 1: life will never be the same. Why every once in 1279 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,080 Speaker 1: a while people hit us up and want advice on something. 1280 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,240 Speaker 1: It's called good friends bad advice. Normally my only advice 1281 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,240 Speaker 1: on anything is learn yoga, so that you give me yeah, 1282 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,080 Speaker 1: so you can get super bindy enough to do some 1283 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,800 Speaker 1: really cool things to yourself. Okay, then you don't need 1284 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,400 Speaker 1: anybody for anything. Wow. Not great advice in certain situations, 1285 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,160 Speaker 1: but I find it helps with almost everything. But on 1286 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,240 Speaker 1: the phone right now is Joey, and he called us 1287 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,600 Speaker 1: because he's having a problem and wants our advice. So 1288 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,680 Speaker 1: it's good friends, bad advice. Joey, what's up? How are you? Hey? Guys? 1289 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,120 Speaker 1: Hey Joey, thanks for taking me. Yeah, of course, take 1290 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:52,040 Speaker 1: you anytime. Joey. So you need you need some advice? 1291 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,840 Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, here's the thing. So I am 1292 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,800 Speaker 1: five feet boy. I am not a big guy, not 1293 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,520 Speaker 1: five just five feet tall. Yep, just five feet okay, cool, 1294 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,600 Speaker 1: by the way, you're talking to and I'm a short dude. Yeah, 1295 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,959 Speaker 1: I'm five um seven. I think you'll not five seven. 1296 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,080 Speaker 1: I think so seven. I think five seven. I think 1297 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:17,360 Speaker 1: he's shorter. Really, he's five seven seven. I would tell 1298 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,200 Speaker 1: you pretty honest about that. I'm not one of those 1299 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,200 Speaker 1: guys it's five seven and says that I'm five ten. 1300 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,760 Speaker 1: I've known a few of those guys. I'm like, we're 1301 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,880 Speaker 1: looking eye to eye. I'm actually a little taller than you. 1302 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,160 Speaker 1: You're not five nine. It's like, yeah, yeah, Alex's five foot. 1303 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,720 Speaker 1: I am five foot. So hello from a fellow five footer. 1304 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,560 Speaker 1: I always feel massive in this room. Yeah, English, seven 1305 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,360 Speaker 1: is what six foot? No, I'm five to eleven. Oh yeah, okay, 1306 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,160 Speaker 1: so he's five nine, so you're five foot yeah, and 1307 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,959 Speaker 1: you need to take take five seven honestly? Yeah? Yeah? 1308 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:51,120 Speaker 1: Um yeah? So will I ever be taken seriously? Is that? 1309 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,520 Speaker 1: That's what you want advice on? Is your five foot 1310 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: as a dude, and you want to know if you'll 1311 01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:00,760 Speaker 1: ever be taken seriously? Yeah? I mean I'm tall as 1312 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:07,920 Speaker 1: the shortest person there. That's true. Are tall? My advice 1313 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:12,720 Speaker 1: is no, you will never be taken seriously. Coming from 1314 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:16,040 Speaker 1: another tall a hole English Evan, I can get a 1315 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,720 Speaker 1: quick secret though Amax by Amax because they give you 1316 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,560 Speaker 1: the little bubble in the back that gives you like 1317 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,920 Speaker 1: an extra two inches. Oh yeah, two inches, which is 1318 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:27,520 Speaker 1: a lot. Oh wait really yeah, I'm dead serious. Okay, 1319 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,000 Speaker 1: puts me at six one. There's options for you to 1320 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:35,800 Speaker 1: be five one. Yeah, good friends, bad advice. Joey's on 1321 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,120 Speaker 1: the phone. He wants to know if he'll ever get 1322 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,080 Speaker 1: respect as a five foot dude, A couple options here 1323 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:45,280 Speaker 1: for advice. You know, English even said get some airmax. Also, 1324 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,800 Speaker 1: have you thought of trying to stretch yourself, like hanging 1325 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,200 Speaker 1: upside down to try to stretch yourself, see if you 1326 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,160 Speaker 1: can stretch your legs out a little bit, joints and 1327 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:56,040 Speaker 1: muscles and whatever ligaments. No, I have not thought about that, 1328 01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:00,800 Speaker 1: all right, kind of well, I guess my opinion if 1329 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,720 Speaker 1: you'll ever be taken seriously, you know from a fellow 1330 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:08,600 Speaker 1: five footer, no, no, no, but you will be in 1331 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,240 Speaker 1: the front of pictures. Oh that's a good point. Yeah, 1332 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,880 Speaker 1: every cloud has a silvil lining right in front. But 1333 01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:15,720 Speaker 1: I mean, what is the thing that you're having a 1334 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,439 Speaker 1: problem with, Like, where do you feel like you're not 1335 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:23,479 Speaker 1: getting respect? You know, I've had trouble with the shelving situation, right, Yeah, 1336 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,800 Speaker 1: sometimes the very chip top and yeah, and I'm a 1337 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,240 Speaker 1: little guy, and of course you know dating, uh's actually 1338 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,439 Speaker 1: pretty tough. Yeah, I was actually thinking about that. I 1339 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,479 Speaker 1: was gonna ask you. So I prefer short guys, really, 1340 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,320 Speaker 1: I do. That's why Alex and I are together. But 1341 01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,680 Speaker 1: she does. She's actually one of the only women I've 1342 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,880 Speaker 1: met who literally doesn't like taller guys like if a 1343 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,000 Speaker 1: guy's over six foot like ill, No, it's like a 1344 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,320 Speaker 1: high level thing. No, I don't like high level. I 1345 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,840 Speaker 1: want them to be taller than me. But I'm five 1346 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,080 Speaker 1: foot tall. Like right, Everyone's okay, wait, so wait, you 1347 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,040 Speaker 1: said you like short guys but you don't want but 1348 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,040 Speaker 1: you want somebody taller than you. Yeah, I mean I 1349 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,600 Speaker 1: want a guy taller than me. So Joey, do you 1350 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:03,920 Speaker 1: guys are the same size as you? Want you to 1351 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,519 Speaker 1: be five one and you can do. I mean, but 1352 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,760 Speaker 1: there are girls that like shorter guys. Just do some 1353 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,959 Speaker 1: googling today, like tall women that have short guy fetishes, 1354 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,960 Speaker 1: and you probably there's probably open up a whole new 1355 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,840 Speaker 1: dating world to you. And there's definitely videos of those. Yeah, 1356 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:20,000 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I guess I never thought about that. Gotta 1357 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,960 Speaker 1: be man, there's a whole market that you haven't even 1358 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,040 Speaker 1: tapped into. You can get a ton of respect to 1359 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,040 Speaker 1: the short guy. I'm telling you. Also, as far as 1360 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:29,280 Speaker 1: dating goes, short guys like us we're better to date 1361 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,800 Speaker 1: than those tall, gorgeous, honky dudes because we have had 1362 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,840 Speaker 1: to work for everything in our life, so we know 1363 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,479 Speaker 1: the value of hard work when it comes to a 1364 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:40,400 Speaker 1: relationship you know. Yeah, I know that life. Well. I 1365 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,840 Speaker 1: hope that good friends, bad advice helped you. Yeah, guys, 1366 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,280 Speaker 1: I appreciate you actually gave me a few ideas. Yeah, 1367 01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:48,840 Speaker 1: I think you're going to help mostly how to google 1368 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:53,000 Speaker 1: girls with short guy fetishes. It could be really beneficial, 1369 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,600 Speaker 1: like like, she can carry you on her shoulders so 1370 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,240 Speaker 1: you can see it a concert. Oh, you can make 1371 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:02,840 Speaker 1: one megam Husson. Yeah, that sounds pretty fun. Yeah. Also, dude, 1372 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,479 Speaker 1: it could save you a lot of work walking if 1373 01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,519 Speaker 1: you got a baby born, she could just drop you 1374 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,760 Speaker 1: on the front of you guys walking around everywhere together, 1375 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:13,120 Speaker 1: you'd be running right there hundred jeffs oh god being 1376 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:16,519 Speaker 1: a short guys in that bed definitely not so. Hopefully 1377 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,400 Speaker 1: that helps and good luck, Yeah, good luck in your 1378 01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:23,000 Speaker 1: future endeavors. I see. I think we changed his life 1379 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,400 Speaker 1: for the better. Yeah, definitely did not. At the end, though, 1380 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,479 Speaker 1: I think he's sounding kind of more down a little bit. 1381 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,920 Speaker 1: He's just he's not down, he's just he's talking from 1382 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:37,439 Speaker 1: down there. He's bad for the little guy. I think 1383 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,720 Speaker 1: we gave him a whole new world to look at, 1384 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:44,080 Speaker 1: like a whole new Yeah, I was thinking of text 1385 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,519 Speaker 1: in four one six one call it's say to day 1386 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,800 Speaker 1: three four, three, one and six one. If you ever 1387 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,680 Speaker 1: want some good friends at Bad Advice and maybe we 1388 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,160 Speaker 1: can help you out, Like I don't know if we 1389 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,880 Speaker 1: good that guy, but we can help you all maybe 1390 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:56,240 Speaker 1: or not. The Jebel Show on demand you can tell 1391 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:58,200 Speaker 1: if you're desth sin to be single for the rest 1392 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,639 Speaker 1: of your life just based on your job. Dang, it's 1393 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,400 Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. According to new Sences data, they've figured 1394 01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:06,679 Speaker 1: out the jobs where people are most likely to be single. Okay, 1395 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,840 Speaker 1: is radio DJ in the is not? It goes on 1396 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,000 Speaker 1: the list of jobs. They don't respect it that much. 1397 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,040 Speaker 1: That's being English in there. Yeah. In my opinion, the 1398 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,479 Speaker 1: most stressful kind of employee hit on If you guys 1399 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,920 Speaker 1: ever hit on an employee somewhere, No, no, I think 1400 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,559 Speaker 1: the thing. No. The most stressful one as a dude 1401 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,640 Speaker 1: is definitely a bank teller. A bank bank teller is 1402 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,240 Speaker 1: super stressful. If you want to hit on them, they 1403 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,320 Speaker 1: probably think you're gonna rubbed the play funny. Well, no, 1404 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,320 Speaker 1: I don't think it's a robbing. It's more just like 1405 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,160 Speaker 1: you want to ask somebody out, but then they have 1406 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:38,200 Speaker 1: access to your bank information. They can literally see that 1407 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,599 Speaker 1: the taco bell you got the other night made you overdrawn. 1408 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,519 Speaker 1: You basically spend twenty five dollars on a burrito. You 1409 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,519 Speaker 1: had a twenty five dollars burrito. But if that ever 1410 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,080 Speaker 1: happens to your life is about spend. So just own it. 1411 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,320 Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, you're ill paid twenty five dollars. That 1412 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,840 Speaker 1: breed all you care about being over drown. I got 1413 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,400 Speaker 1: so much money, I can just pay all kinds of 1414 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,439 Speaker 1: overdraft for these. I can't get back to zero because 1415 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,400 Speaker 1: I don't want to. Yeah, way, that's a life hack 1416 01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:00,840 Speaker 1: for you. Anyway. Let's go over the top jobs where 1417 01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:06,599 Speaker 1: people are most likely single butchers. Butchers butchers. It's really random. 1418 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,360 Speaker 1: What because because they are scared they're gonna kill him 1419 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,559 Speaker 1: in their sleep with a knife or something that. Yeah, definitely, 1420 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,600 Speaker 1: I would be scared to day to butcher because of that. 1421 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:19,200 Speaker 1: And I don't even I've never met a butcher. Yeah, 1422 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:21,360 Speaker 1: I actually one of my golf club that used to 1423 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,400 Speaker 1: be a guy. I'm my golf cler. I know, sorry, 1424 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:29,320 Speaker 1: you owned my well, he actually owned a chain of 1425 01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:32,040 Speaker 1: butcher isn't even really a butcher, He laughed at the 1426 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,800 Speaker 1: people that worked for him. But anyway, the most every 1427 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:38,120 Speaker 1: time I have a story, I realize how my name 1428 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,080 Speaker 1: is Zingle seven and I belong to a golf club. 1429 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,120 Speaker 1: But yes, I did know. But Butcher, we're going over 1430 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,200 Speaker 1: the new census data of the top jobs where people 1431 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,439 Speaker 1: are most likely single. So either feel free to hit 1432 01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:48,760 Speaker 1: on one of these people, or if you're one of 1433 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:55,080 Speaker 1: these people single vehicle cleaners I guess a cardail yet tailor, Yeah, 1434 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,280 Speaker 1: sixty two percent. I don't know why a car cleaner 1435 01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:02,160 Speaker 1: would a car cleaner would be single, but apparently they are. 1436 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,599 Speaker 1: People don't want to date people who clean on people's cars. Yeah, 1437 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:07,320 Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? Would awesome? If anything? Yeah, you 1438 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,840 Speaker 1: just have a really clean cup. Okay, why would it 1439 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:17,360 Speaker 1: be awesome? Because that's a good point on flight attendants. Also, 1440 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,880 Speaker 1: oh yeah, because they can't spend much time with the 1441 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,360 Speaker 1: other person. That makes sense, they're gone all the time. Also, 1442 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,320 Speaker 1: you need to be free and unattached so you can 1443 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,880 Speaker 1: go crazy when you're in town for to night. Yeah, 1444 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:30,000 Speaker 1: and go crazy at the Mile High Club. Yeah. Text 1445 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,960 Speaker 1: in four one or six one. If you're a flight attendant, 1446 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,240 Speaker 1: have you joined the Mile High Club and what's the 1447 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,920 Speaker 1: estimate do you think on how many flight attendants have 1448 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,599 Speaker 1: joined the mile high club. But it's quite high. Probably 1449 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,559 Speaker 1: it is mile high. Wow, that was amazing. We're going 1450 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:45,479 Speaker 1: over the census. Out of the top jobs where people 1451 01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:48,840 Speaker 1: are most likely single, actors sixty four percent actors, they say, 1452 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:52,080 Speaker 1: weird sixty four percent. Well, because they're good liars. Yeah, 1453 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,599 Speaker 1: yeah they are. And also sometimes they have scenes where 1454 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,200 Speaker 1: they have to kiss other people, and then I'd get 1455 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,439 Speaker 1: super jealous if that was my girlfriend, would you really? Yeah, 1456 01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:00,599 Speaker 1: I would, even if it was first seen though. Yeah. Yeah, 1457 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,479 Speaker 1: because in the scene you see all the time as well, 1458 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,639 Speaker 1: in the scene they'll like have a really like passionate 1459 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,720 Speaker 1: makeout session and then they end up dating later in 1460 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,760 Speaker 1: the future. That's true. That does happen, Angelina Joel Bradley hit. Yes, 1461 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,439 Speaker 1: that's how she lost him. Yeah yeah, so yeah, account 1462 01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:16,160 Speaker 1: with another actor definitely probably lead to the inter relationship. 1463 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,160 Speaker 1: So I can see why you wouldn't want that. These 1464 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,880 Speaker 1: are the top jobs where people are most likely single. 1465 01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,640 Speaker 1: Hotel desk clerks, by the way, sixty six percent of 1466 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,599 Speaker 1: hotel desk clerks are single, so probably just because they're 1467 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:31,759 Speaker 1: so annoying. Yeah, I don't like them. They are pretty annoying. 1468 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,640 Speaker 1: Actually that's the good point, because they're always talking about you, 1469 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,720 Speaker 1: how's your day? Like, just give me checked into my room. 1470 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,280 Speaker 1: Oh that's all I want. They roll their eyes constantly. 1471 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,160 Speaker 1: They're a little bit condescending, and that is one thing 1472 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:44,240 Speaker 1: that always bugs me about hotel desk clerks. If you're 1473 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:48,080 Speaker 1: a hotel desk clerk that's listening, here's just some constructive criticism. Okay, 1474 01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:51,559 Speaker 1: if somebody's checking into the hotel and there's that awkward 1475 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,719 Speaker 1: time where you're typing on the computer and they're standing 1476 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,360 Speaker 1: they're fiddling with their phone or looking through their wallet, 1477 01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:58,599 Speaker 1: like there's actually something to look for in there. Wow, 1478 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,240 Speaker 1: while you running their ringing their information. There's no need 1479 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,200 Speaker 1: to keep having conversation. No, yeah, it really isn't. Yeah, 1480 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:05,960 Speaker 1: you don't have to. It'll get foster if you just 1481 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,160 Speaker 1: get your stuff done. There's so many times who I've 1482 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,080 Speaker 1: been checking it. Yeah, we'll go faster. You don't need 1483 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:11,439 Speaker 1: to sit there and talk about there's so many times 1484 01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:12,960 Speaker 1: they're checking in and there's that moment and I like, 1485 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,240 Speaker 1: I'm standing there and I know they're gonna ask me 1486 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,600 Speaker 1: something soon. They're gonna ask me something, saying because a 1487 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,080 Speaker 1: lot of people can't handle that awkward tension of just 1488 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,439 Speaker 1: being quiet. Actually had the idea when they do that, 1489 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,400 Speaker 1: you know, just make it super awkward, so like, hey, 1490 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:27,200 Speaker 1: which you in town for? I got anything cool planned? 1491 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,240 Speaker 1: Like yeah, my grandma passed away. Yeah, I go to 1492 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,240 Speaker 1: the funeral. So I just look at them blank face. 1493 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,920 Speaker 1: Oh I'm just get back. You're checking you in? Yeah, 1494 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,840 Speaker 1: all right. The text in four one O six one 1495 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,559 Speaker 1: do you have any of these jobs? And are you single? 1496 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:41,439 Speaker 1: And remember you can follow the show on social media 1497 01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:43,400 Speaker 1: at did you will show follow all of us individually. 1498 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,519 Speaker 1: I'm agible Fresh, I'm at that Drea's I'm at evan 1499 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,360 Speaker 1: Old Radio Di Jebil show on demand