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Speaker 2: This and will not be the bulk of the episode.

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Speaker 2: Let's knock it out right now and just say what

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Speaker 2: we need to say, which is so you're telling us

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Speaker 1: A time or on armchair, and so you've basically admitted

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Speaker 4: Is this an old talk guys? We got out of

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Speaker 4: the talk show game? Is this about who goes on

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Speaker 4: who show first?

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Speaker 3: It?

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Speaker 4: So you guys know, is that because you know Leno

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Speaker 4: was mad? Right? If you know you went and did

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Speaker 4: Leno before you did Letterman? It was a fight.

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Speaker 2: Don't explain Leno and letterim into me?

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Speaker 4: Well? Is that what this is? Are you guys bamboozling

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Speaker 4: me right now?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: I'm like, did you do this?

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Speaker 4: Did I? Did I do my bits? Yeah? I gotta

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Speaker 4: I don't know when it's gonna air okay, But their

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Speaker 4: people reached out and I said, yes, and your person,

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Speaker 4: your person at your person is Kevin. They have a team, yes, yes, right,

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Speaker 4: do you hear what I'm saying? They have a whole

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Speaker 4: They have a whole ass team. You've got keV.

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Speaker 3: Half as Kevin.

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Speaker 4: You got a guy getting mad at you about a

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Speaker 4: hat lest we have just about a quarter ass over. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you want to know how it happened. On the other one,

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Speaker 4: one happened. Kevin texted me a bunch and said then

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Speaker 4: he said, there's parking in the little area next to

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Speaker 2: Last week he got it from somebody parking in here

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Speaker 1: He said, don't want to drive that happened, he said,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just I did have a

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Speaker 4: different experience yesterday. Am I happy to be here? As

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Speaker 4: one of the guys who helped launch this baby, Don't Forget,

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Speaker 4: Don't forget.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 4: I think I was the first. Is that right?

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Speaker 3: You proceed Kevin? And so when he's being like, hey

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Speaker 4: You about fifteen? I was like, let me talk to

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Speaker 2: People talk about me, kay, And then you know, you

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Speaker 2: think they're talking about great before kindergarten, but they're actually

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Speaker 4: And obviously I am coming her hat in hand. I

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Speaker 2: But yes, we do want a hat in your hand.

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Speaker 2: I want it on your head as well.

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Speaker 4: Well, what what do they cost? I'm a guy who

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Speaker 4: The pops got me walking around Gelson's in it. That's

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, go on to anybody from Trader Joe's

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Speaker 4: Who's going to go day drinking a Gelson Who's going

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Speaker 4: The magazines are right by the entrance the exit.

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Speaker 2: there's a whole magazine location, Jesus Christ, I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: You consider Armchair to be a NERD podcast, I'm just

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Speaker 4: Right now, I'm in Trader Joe's. Yesterday I was at Galsons.

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Speaker 3: You put that on wax yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I'm waxed yesterday.

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Speaker 4: You might, keV, you might have to stop recording you

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Speaker 3: Pre keV, You're all.

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Speaker 4: Going to turn on me because I'm doing a dance

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Speaker 2: Hold on, nobody's I'm just hearing get all the information

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Speaker 4: You see anything, this is what we're talking on my head.

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Speaker 1: You don't ask, You don't ask questions, reach out to say, hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm about to go on Armchairs communication.

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Speaker 4: Is my turn to talk. Hey, guys, thanks for the

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Speaker 4: mother wanted to reach out. Because I got Ah. Yes,

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Speaker 4: he texted, I mean different his teams you just said.

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Speaker 3: He asked, Well, you're looking.

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Speaker 2: Do I text with dex sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Of child soldiers. Let's say it.

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Speaker 2: That's what I text with you two, and I'll say

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Speaker 2: Can we bump this up? Because I'm going on armchair

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Speaker 2: the day before and I should wear the hat.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure hat you wore an armchair hat.

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Speaker 4: And I paid for that ship why because the design

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Speaker 4: was right? You know. I know how I found it

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Speaker 4: from their website which was finished, Kevin, I'm gonna kill you,

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Speaker 3: And again, I want to find a situation.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you.

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Speaker 4: Hey, like everybody else in the world. You know how

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Speaker 4: I buy things. I go on a website that works,

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Speaker 4: that's finished, no disrespect Keavin, and I press a button

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Speaker 2: There's two websites. There's there's a website.

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Speaker 4: Now websites but why so do you understand? Imagine if

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Speaker 3: Had the same. The Trader Joe's is right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's Trader Joe's next to glson.

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Speaker 3: But you guys, we have one site where it's a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got the love to find a way to

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Speaker 4: But if it's the same food, who would ever go

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Speaker 2: Got shopping at a luxury price point, and you know,

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Speaker 1: It, Jake, But it's the equivalent, it's not the exact

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Speaker 1: same process, But it's the equivalent of being miss blown

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Speaker 2: It's worth what you'll pay for, Yes, you know.

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Speaker 4: So I don't disagree with that you set the own market.

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Speaker 4: I really feel that about like hourly wages and stuff

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Speaker 2: Well, I've been saying, we've been talking about this on

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Speaker 1: we were I mean you were here the first time.

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Speaker 1: We were like, oh, you mean talking about you?

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Speaker 3: You were whining so much.

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Speaker 2: I was not so annoying.

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Speaker 2: That's yes, that's right. They're they're elitists. They lorded over you.

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Speaker 2: Scab Scabs are a necessary part of healing. They are,

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Speaker 2: I never had thought about.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't like we need scabs to heal our own wound.

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Speaker 4: Yes, okay, So what are you guys doing on this podcast?

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Speaker 4: But you guys got a new space, you got three cameras,

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Speaker 4: Everybody is Poda the new NTFS man. It's crypto. There's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're ants. We're not even NNF.

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Speaker 4: Everybody's talking about. You get a picture of a gorilla

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Speaker 4: And I got mine is sixty sixty five three, number

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Speaker 4: How much have you thrown in the crypto world? How

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Speaker 4: This is not because if you don't go now and

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Speaker 4: So I did the thing that a lot of professional

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes yes wait and looking back, you.

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Speaker 4: to build back up because I don't know, if you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel fortunate and because, like I might admitted

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Speaker 3: And everyone's like, it looks like you were. You started

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Speaker 2: Then put like like yeah, true, give.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't hate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's probably worth.

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Speaker 3: Hair's going to jump.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I promise you.

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Speaker 1: The hair, I think is the thing that's helping people

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Speaker 4: Why not sell shirts? You already have gone down the

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Speaker 2: You know the shirts that say like blank and blank

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Speaker 2: Which would what do you want it to? Which one

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Speaker 4: Like? What do you I'm gonna be honest, I'm liking

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Speaker 4: I don't think I'm gonna tell you this right now

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Speaker 2: Did you bring a hat for Jake?

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Speaker 4: It's coming off his own head, guys, Yeah, that ain't

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Speaker 1: But let's ken Yeah, I have a c could this

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: We got this fourth mic that Jake was generous enough

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Speaker 4: How could this be the move? He took it off

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Speaker 4: I'm glad you initially one four is tight?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah three works felt really good. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

449
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,439
Speaker 1: I think this haircut might actually be the same as yours.

450
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 1: And that's the part of why I want to do

451
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 1: because it's it's a question of maintenance.

452
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he does have doubt.

453
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to touch it, but if I if

454
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: I did, I feel like I would pull back a stump.

455
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 2: Do gel up your hair in order to uh look

456
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: more like your hedgehog so that it feels like you're

457
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 2: it's daddy. A lot of Kevin's personality is having a hedge.

458
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 4: I didn't know he had a hedgehog.

459
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 2: One of them, one of them died and the body

460
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 2: wasn't even cold before.

461
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

462
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,120
Speaker 2: Second aheagehog like I haven't hedgehog?

463
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

464
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 2: Illegal?

465
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 4: So are you okay right now?

466
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I'm going to comor the whole position.

467
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: Are two Chicago guys the exact energy? Yeah?

468
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,399
Speaker 4: Are you the guy's kidnappy?

469
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 3: Are you okay, Kevin?

470
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 5: I'm normal, normally good.

471
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 4: Are you give a code?

472
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 3: My guy?

473
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 5: All right, you'll know the code.

474
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 4: So you have hedgehogs?

475
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 2: Help?

476
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 4: How'd you get in the hedgehog game?

477
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 5: My fiance was working with someone who said, name any

478
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 5: animal in the world that you would like, and she said,

479
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 5: I don't know a hedgehog, and then the next day

480
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 5: he texted her meet me on Western and Santa Monica

481
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 5: two fifty cash.

482
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 4: This can't be real life. So somebody said, to your fiance,

483
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 4: name any animal you want, and this woman says a hedgehog.

484
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 4: And then somebody else says, meet me on a corner.

485
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 4: I got a hedgehog for two fifty casts.

486
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 2: The same guy, same guy, same guy. This was courtship. No,

487
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 2: I mean this feels like what if she's seduction of sorts?

488
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 4: What if she said baby Jim, Baby Jim the sisters?

489
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy he worked out a he disd aquarium

490
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 5: stuff for vodka company that.

491
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 4: Vaka companies have a.

492
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: Aquarium for a vodka. Well they did. It was short

493
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 2: lived because it turns out those animals only like water.

494
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: They thought like, oh, this will be such great marketing

495
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: of like, you know, these beautiful sea creatures swimming around

496
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 2: to the sea of our exclusive vodka.

497
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 3: And you know, it was not.

498
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 2: It wasn't good for anybody, and they lost a lot

499
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: of money and they lost a lot of animals and.

500
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: It's aquariums are fish only, it turns out as well,

501
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: so like putting.

502
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 2: Your head no, yeah, that was even worse because when

503
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 2: they did pivot from vodka to water, they also did

504
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: drown a lot of hedgehogs, just like Okay, we fixed

505
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 2: the problem, and it's like, well there's a second problem now.

506
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, this hedgehog that Kevin got in the vodka immersion

507
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: process was basically preserved like Austin powers.

508
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 4: How real is it? Is there any truth to any

509
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 4: of this? So a guy who works at an aquarium

510
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 4: for a vodka company asks your fiance what animals she wants?

511
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 4: How are they connected?

512
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 5: She worked with the lady at the vodka company for

513
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 5: like six months.

514
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 4: Kind of what kind of fucking guy walks up to

515
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 4: a random woman and says, what kind of pet would

516
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 4: you want?

517
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 2: A fucking riz guy? Yeah, with impeccable RIZ player. I

518
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: cannot believe, yeah, he said, And then he I assume

519
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 2: just lost interest. And then you were able to swoop

520
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: in and take his place, because what was Because it's

521
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: the point that he delivers the hedgehog. It's he in

522
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: your like.

523
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 4: Man, he's in the money game. If it was romance,

524
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 4: you would go like this, you'd go, what animal you like?

525
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 4: She would go hedgehog? He goes, how would I meet

526
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 4: you at your favorite Italian restaurant tomorrow? And she's like, why,

527
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: because I'd like to give you a free hedgehog.

528
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: Corner of Western Though.

529
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 4: He met her corner and he sold her a hedgehog.

530
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 4: This is business. He's an animal dealer.

531
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 3: He sells.

532
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: That can be both.

533
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: Man. The money waiter brings out the big plate of.

534
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Big meatball sitting on top covert in the sauce. The knife, yes,

535
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: it unfurls, it shoots its cost like everywhere.

536
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 4: So she buys one hedgehog. Yes, his name was the hedgehog.

537
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 5: The hedgehog and the name of the embroidery company that

538
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 5: make that has called.

539
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 4: And so you are not with her at the time

540
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 4: when the hedgehog started.

541
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 5: Not at the time. A year later we meet.

542
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 4: Okay, she's now stuck with a hedgehog.

543
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 5: She has a hedgehog named she loves it. She loves it,

544
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 5: she loves me.

545
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 3: We're all together now, Okay, I'm great.

546
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: Something.

547
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 3: I think his mic is like threatening him.

548
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: He's just in real life. She's with me, she loves that.

549
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 4: She loves me, looking dead forward with shark. Guys, are

550
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 4: you guys doing it? What happened with this hat website?

551
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 4: Let's get into it.

552
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 3: We can't talk about the website I got.

553
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 2: We got dreamed at by Kevin Les.

554
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 4: Have you guys talked about that on the pod?

555
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 3: We haven't. This is the first time they did.

556
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 2: We talked about the website on the podcut and then

557
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 2: Kevin screamed at us that night.

558
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 3: Said it had to be cut?

559
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 4: How really that?

560
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 3: Because no?

561
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 4: But did Kevin actually get mad?

562
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: Yes, he said, if you ever, if you ever disrespect

563
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: me like this on Mike again, you're going to find

564
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 2: out what it's like to live in a world of

565
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: never ending pain.

566
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: This is what sounds like he and he said, and

567
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 3: I know this is Kevin. I like, yeah, it was fun.

568
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 5: It's a bad man that cuts off in the blow though,

569
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 5: because I did it with Syria and to with Send.

570
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: But that that to me felt more aggressive.

571
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 5: That was last night. Hats are doing great. Flashback to

572
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 5: that hatchheart.

573
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 4: Is something that somebody says he's not doing. Okay, guys,

574
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 4: Hats are doing great as a transition. Hats don't do great.

575
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 3: There theirselfs well, he's doing he's doing a flash.

576
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 5: Hats are doing great. Flashback to twenty eighteen or twenty twenty.

577
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 2: Don't pull him out of the flashback because he gets

578
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: like a really story he's in it. It's like waking

579
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 2: somebody stare walking, I love you, you know, don't wake

580
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: a sleepwalk and they become like super violent, like, don't

581
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 2: pull him out of the flash.

582
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 4: When he says flashback, he has to say, n flashback.

583
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we just kind of have to wait. There's

584
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: there's been like two hour flashbacks. We have to cut

585
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 2: out a recording.

586
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: He goes there.

587
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: It's like flash Adam trip, but he can just sort

588
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: of release that chemical in this bread.

589
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 2: But he's re enacted like a massive historical events like

590
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: it's like it's kind of like how you invented drunk history.

591
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 4: Also that scab guys, we can't ad.

592
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 2: I just saw the article like yesterday of you talking

593
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: about like.

594
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: A note my idea note notes. It's actually was mainly me.

595
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: I was being so funny and someone was like, this

596
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: is a show.

597
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: Are you crazy?

598
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 4: Well, that's not what the article is, but that was

599
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 4: your take on it. I read, great take, that's what

600
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 4: I read.

601
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 3: Thinks he can have that one thing. Fucking no, dude,

602
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 3: go get it.

603
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 4: Okay.

604
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: I am known for six or seven things, jar for

605
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 2: one thing. It's like you've got this big heaping plate

606
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 2: from the buffet and he's just got like he's on

607
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 2: like a special diaries.

608
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 4: Like you guys in this box called reality.

609
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: Can I try that?

610
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: Mean?

611
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 4: What should I do? Should I be fake? Humble? It's

612
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 4: not true. I didn't build Hollywood Handbook. It's not true.

613
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: Because I did because he created And guess.

614
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 4: What I was here when you.

615
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: Guys were we want we want you to be represented

616
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: episode one?

617
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 4: I know, And what were you guys doing at the

618
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 4: time pre Kevin? I guess we're And I went like this. No,

619
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 4: this is how you run a show. And you guys

620
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 4: left that and both of you reached out to me

621
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 4: and I'm putting it on the pod. He said, thank you,

622
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 4: thank you, he said, what you did for our show,

623
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 4: thank you. So so one day when I'm doing press

624
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 4: in a couple of years and they're talking about hambocksh

625
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 4: I go, yeah, I don't know anything about it, and

626
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 4: you showed up. That's a fucking lie. And I don't

627
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 4: lie to people. I don't lie to my audience. And

628
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you, guys, the more honest you are

629
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 4: with that base, the more fucking hats you're gonna sell,

630
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 4: because right now you're lying to them. This isn't a

631
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 4: thirty dollars hat. I got it my hat right now,

632
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: I got it on my head right now. We all

633
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 4: look ridiculous in these hats under thirty. It's now I'm

634
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 4: gonna be totally honest. The design is right, okay, the

635
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: thing is right. This is a goofy move and your

636
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 4: audience knows it and you know it. And this is

637
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 4: not a money maker and this ain't Hollywood handbook and

638
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 4: I'm sorry i haven't been on thisymore.

639
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: It's the hat pack. Now it ain't the hat I

640
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: would handbook happened. It was fun, it was a great time.

641
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 2: We all had a lot.

642
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 4: Of Guess what, when I do an interview in a

643
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 4: couple of years, I'm going to take ownership of Hollywood handbook.

644
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 4: I am touching you now if you went Gorilla war

645
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 4: able to if you went Gorilla, you don't be able

646
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 4: to see the fucking hat pack from where you are

647
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: with this what's.

648
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: The show advice? Yeah, oh that's new.

649
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 4: What's this show?

650
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: I'm not qualified to give advice? Oh what are you

651
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: some sort of armchair expert? Then what are you? And

652
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: there's a whole qualifying.

653
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 4: Isn't the whole bit of this show? You guys aren't

654
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 4: qualified to give Hollywood advice?

655
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Isn't the show is unidentifiable? There is no

656
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: bit of this show half no idea, half talking about something.

657
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Oh don't try to put it. I made it was

658
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: before the fucking hat pack.

659
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,959
Speaker 4: And you guys know it's a fucking misstep with these

660
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 4: stupid hat Turn down the gas. You're not wrong, you

661
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 4: know it's a mistake with the hats. I have to

662
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 4: sell it. There's five guys in a room. That's probably

663
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: twelve by twelve, we're all wearing the same stupid rat pack.

664
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: Rat pack, rat pack. We're missing something.

665
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 4: What kind of cult are you geeks trying to start here?

666
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 3: What is your pitch? Cat pack?

667
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 6: Oh my god, we're not gonna do that another here's

668
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 6: my pitch like your guy on New Girl likes cats

669
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 6: or something and so and so you're this cat pack

670
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 6: and your name is on it, and we get a

671
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 6: piece of it as well.

672
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm better.

673
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: Okay, great, can I get Let's haven't cut this out

674
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 4: because it's scabbin.

675
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: My man, that.

676
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: Something unlicensed show like show merch. You have to mention

677
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: the name of the show, make it.

678
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 4: The same font. Yes, I don't need a big percentage.

679
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 4: I can pretend to be mad about it. That's a

680
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 4: good idea.

681
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: And we just don't let any of the principals find

682
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: out because the weather will not be so merry if.

683
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 3: We Yeah, but here's the reality, making such swind of it.

684
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 4: We're making such small money that they don't even care before.

685
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: It's a nice little business for us. It's not necessarily

686
00:32:59,160 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: and when.

687
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: They say what do you do this? We're just having fun.

688
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 2: We don't even like, God, we're joking around with our

689
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: friends like this, it is kind of like the thing

690
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: that you worked on, but like we were like goofing around.

691
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 3: It was actually just for our friends.

692
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 4: It was then we had a lot of friends.

693
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: George Clooney's tequila company was never supposed to be for anything.

694
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: It was just him and Randy being like, could we

695
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: make a nice tequila to like enjoy with our buddies,

696
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, all these like farm hands

697
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: and like all everyone like wanted to like sort of

698
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: like be involved and share it.

699
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,719
Speaker 4: And then it's like, what do you mean farmhands?

700
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: That's why that's who he's like hanging out when he's drinking. Yeah.

701
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, no motorcycles without helmets.

702
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they actually did that in real.

703
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 4: Life, the motorcycles without helmets.

704
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the kind of stuff that they were like.

705
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 4: And so what he was supposed to be private? So

706
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 4: what do you guys make of Brian Krantz and Aaron Paul?

707
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: What do I make of them?

708
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 4: Yeah? What do you guys think of that brand? That's

709
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 4: the rival of the Clooney So we're not rivaled with

710
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: them with our hat pack er, the new shirt right,

711
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 4: But those two guys they're battling for who owns the

712
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 4: tequila brand?

713
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 3: Right?

714
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 4: Two different friends? Two different friends? What group of friends

715
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 4: you want to be in? Do you want to be

716
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 4: with Brian and Eric hanging out having laughs, did a

717
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: great TV show together? Or you want to be with

718
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 4: George and that other guy?

719
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 2: Can I answer? Gun to my head?

720
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 3: Pull the trigger?

721
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 4: You want to just die?

722
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 3: Yeah? Take take yeah? Take hold?

723
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 4: So can I give? So? Here's so, here's what I'm

724
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 4: going to say. Here, here's what I'm going to say

725
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 4: to you when you do a pod like this, man,

726
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 4: your audience demand's honesty. So no, don't pull the trigger.

727
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 4: What group you want to be? And you want to

728
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 4: roll with Brian there? And they're also probably on motorcycles.

729
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 2: That's a choice that you can comfortably make.

730
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 3: Rhythm are you? Are you shocking?

731
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: Was sucking to turn.

732
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 3: It at that? Are you being honest?

733
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 4: Right now?

734
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 7: That's a choice you feel comfortable making that you would

735
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,479
Speaker 7: be able to choose that that you would be able

736
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 7: to deny one of these friend groups and say, oh,

737
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 7: I choose this.

738
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 4: How about this Friday night, eight pm? George and the

739
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 4: other guy in the motorcycle say come over for a drink.

740
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 4: You get a text at the same time from Aaron

741
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 4: and Brian say come over for a drink at eight o'clock.

742
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 4: You can't say, can I be both? Where do you go?

743
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 4: Who do you want to hang with?

744
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: I take Kevin Hart's tequila, I take Lebron's tequila. I

745
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: mix them together, and now they're friends. One's big, one's little.

746
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: I'm busy.

747
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: You can create any friend combination you want by mixing

748
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: their tequila's together. Now they're friends. Imagine the two of them.

749
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: He's riding in the sidecar. Kevin Hart's in the sidecar'd

750
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: be fun. He's like going, he's scared, He's going. There's

751
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: no they're not wearing helmets or actually maybe he's wearing

752
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: like a big helmet and like so.

753
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 3: That you didn't catch wind to that.

754
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 4: I didn't know Kay Hard had one.

755
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh, Bron's got los Lobos. He's he's part of the

756
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 2: wolf Pack, not to be confused with the hat pack.

757
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 2: I personally am partial to eight one eight Kendall Jenner's brand.

758
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: Yeah why part eight one eight? She is wrapping for

759
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 2: the Valley And I probably swirled that around with a

760
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 2: little bit of aviation. Gin which Ryan Reynolds is the

761
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: owner of and I think between those two mm hmmm.

762
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: James Harden just sold ten thousand bottles of red wine

763
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: to Chinese investor and then he did a cartwheel. Google

764
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 4: it if you don't believe me, because that's not a bit.

765
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 4: He doing a live stream, So ten thousand bottles to

766
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 4: somebody made it I love you the heart thing with

767
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 4: his hands. Then for some reason did a cartweel on

768
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 4: the live stream and there's a lot of backlash online

769
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:11,959
Speaker 4: because the rich.

770
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 3: Daryl moy do that.

771
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, you're getting in the weeds now, and that's

772
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 4: they're in a tough relationship with.

773
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: See Darryl Mory, I'd like to see so I'd like

774
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 2: to see a little Darryl lessie from him in terms

775
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 2: of some of the stuff he's been connect.

776
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 3: Like to see James soften as well.

777
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, If Darryl could be a little lessie and

778
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: James could be a little softened, I think there might

779
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 2: be a deal to be made there.

780
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 4: Just because I love connecting it back to the handbook.

781
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 4: If you guys were the Rockets, who's who?

782
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: And so I guess I'm Apollo eleven.

783
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 3: And I wanted the one of the those ladies that

784
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 3: kicked real.

785
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 4: Who's the radius.

786
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: He's still he's still back there.

787
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: Heaven's in a flashback.

788
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's happening? What's happening over there?

789
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 4: Yours?

790
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 5: March twenty twenty.

791
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not a year.

792
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 5: One of the most horrific things in human history happens.

793
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 5: Roly dies.

794
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 4: Oh you're hedgehog.

795
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 2: Dud exploded, blew up Kevin's garage.

796
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 4: What does that mean?

797
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: So okay, I just wantat okay, okay, okay, trauma okay.

798
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: So that you've heard of the lab And then there's

799
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 3: the wet market theory.

800
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 4: Oh, you guys are climbing.

801
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 3: They're all around it.

802
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: People said like they oh, they ate like a pangolin

803
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: or something, and they got Kevin what happened?

804
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: It was like early you know, there was starting to

805
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: be reports of like, you know, possible uh, you know,

806
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 2: different things happening in the news, and Kevin got scared

807
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: and he just said, like, you know, let's sort of

808
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 2: tighten our belts a little bit.

809
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 4: It was fled. Is it true your hedgehog died and

810
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 4: you got another one the same day? I didn't get him.

811
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 5: The same day I did get a text from mister

812
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 5: aquarium himself, so sorry about Roly one another.

813
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 4: And you guys still think this guy's courting his those

814
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 4: are his moves, his court moves. It's not just a

815
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 4: weird business where he sells animals.

816
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: If he makes the effort to basically have a chip

817
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: inside Roly so we can keep track of whether he's

818
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: dead or alive, and it's it's connected to his phone,

819
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: so automatically.

820
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 6: As soon as you know, like that is good business.

821
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 4: That's not to be an asshole.

822
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: That's iPhone battery starts dying all of a sudden, and

823
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 2: it's just like put the new iPhones down, and it's

824
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: like this.

825
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: Is just like the iPhone's like, you know, like a

826
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: planned obsolescence, like they basically.

827
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 3: Chim is programmed to just part of the.

828
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 2: Design is that it will.

829
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 4: If he's doing this game with the hedgehog world, then

830
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 4: you know a little bit of respect if he's got

831
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 4: other animals too, because he's saying if he only has hedgehogs, right,

832
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 4: because then he's taking a big chance to go what

833
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 4: animal would you want to be? And she goes like

834
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 4: a chimp and he goes like.

835
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 2: He's gonna heard the fun out. If you don't, it's

836
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: a no for him.

837
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 4: But in the.

838
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: Man has apparently other animals, Kevin, do you want to

839
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: run through the inventory?

840
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 5: Turtles and little fishies.

841
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 4: He's got fish and what's a totos? Turtles? Turtles.

842
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 2: It's interesting because he does those are aquarium based.

843
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: We're all the same.

844
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 2: The hedgehog really is the outline.

845
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 4: And it's so random that she said hedgehog and he goes,

846
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 4: I happen to have all this story?

847
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 3: Does it hold up?

848
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: If you could have any animal in the world, and then.

849
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, what would it be?

850
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 2: And your answer is like something that an illegal pet

851
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 2: dealer would definitely.

852
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 4: Like there's thumbs off, what did you What do you

853
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 4: guys pay to make the hats? We each one don't know.

854
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 2: It's a total black We can't understand what's happening, understand that.

855
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 4: Whose idea was the merch.

856
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: The it's it's all you know, it's I don't I don't.

857
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 4: Hate the merch game. I don't hate the merch game.

858
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hats are the merch that's it.

859
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: But it's not the hat for like, Okay, you don't

860
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: like the hat, fine, I le's not have a hat

861
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: that we're selling Well, you said it was goofy.

862
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 4: You said, I said, I said, right now, a bunch

863
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 4: of us sitting in these hats. There was something about

864
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 4: it to me personally speaking, there's a goofy your own issue.

865
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: It's not it's not that the hat rep resents that

866
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: membership in this community called the hat Pack, and my

867
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: website will be having a message board as well.

868
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: Came from the community. Yes, we're starting a new message board. Yes,

869
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: and there's gonna be and there's gonna be.

870
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 4: Understood. Yeah, So you sign up for the membership, you

871
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 4: just get the hat, so you're not buying the hat.

872
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 4: The hat is just like I remember the hat or

873
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 4: the members take the fucking No, it's the membership. No,

874
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 4: membership is the membership.

875
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: Membership is the membership and wear that hat.

876
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: Right, but everyone is a You're a member by purchasing

877
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: the hat.

878
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 4: Or just having the membership.

879
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: Let me try, Let me try to help you understand it.

880
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: Please.

881
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 2: The hat's good. We don't call the hat goofy. Okay,

882
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: we don't talk about it not being worth thirty dollars,

883
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 2: which is irrelevant. It's less than thirty dollars, but you

884
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 2: can't find that anywhere.

885
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: Agree, it's so fun because Dax's exact style, like this

886
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: is what is so fucked up?

887
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: And talk to you about he would like this, he

888
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: would He doesn't because you weren't there on time and

889
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: go back to the show.

890
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: I was just you have to hear you conversation. You

891
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: have you have to go back and do the show again. Yeah,

892
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: what did you get into?

893
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 3: What? Just like topic areas.

894
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 4: Well, what we got into, what we didn't get into.

895
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 4: But what I would like to get into it forty three,

896
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 4: forty four is to get a bigger understanding.

897
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 3: I'm not tell me, just tell me.

898
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 4: Well, then fucking tell me. You guys don't.

899
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 2: Talk about where are you going to guess where are

900
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: you going? Here's what I can't we Who are you getting?

901
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 4: Because you guys are smart guys. I was there for

902
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 4: episode one. I helped build this fucking house. I know

903
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 4: you guys are doing this. I saw on the website

904
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 4: you had Ben Stiller come on your show.

905
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, how we played episode two? He listens to part

906
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 2: of your episode?

907
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 4: Did we talk about Ben's all on URMs?

908
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 3: No?

909
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 4: Why would you play a clip from ours?

910
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 2: We're trying to get him acquainted with the show that

911
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 2: he was doing.

912
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 4: So he was like, what's the bet on this?

913
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: So he could tell Adam Scott to do the show

914
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: we wanted him Adam.

915
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 4: Scott from is Ben Stiller your biggest.

916
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Get until Adam show up?

917
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is Adam's the He's the golden Unicorn.

918
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 2: That's a little bit of the Yeah. I didn't want

919
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: to say white whale.

920
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot the term. I'm gonna be honest, I

921
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: was in deep waters.

922
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: You should have been thinking about a white whale.

923
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 3: And so what are you doing next? What show?

924
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 2: What's where you're going, what's on the docket today? And

925
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care which day, I care

926
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 2: which show. I need to get you on a big show,

927
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 2: and I need you to wear the hat. And I

928
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: need to actually say that it's not goofy.

929
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 4: So, okay, I'll never say it's goofy outside of this room.

930
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 4: This is a trust circle.

931
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 3: Okay.

932
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: So this is like the hard one launch of the hat,

933
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: so you could also not say it's goofy in this.

934
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, I was wrong. Okay, hold on,

935
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 4: I was wrong. If this is the launch, If this

936
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 4: was the launch, help me understand the product I'm helping.

937
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 4: I'll wear the fucking hat the original idea. You guys

938
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 4: are doing the pod you had Ben Stiller.

939
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 2: You had that was probably the big day me and.

940
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 4: Go ahead, and then you guys go, you're doing the

941
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 4: How many of these have you guys done.

942
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 5: Kevin five and thirteen?

943
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 4: You guys have done five hundred of these by episode

944
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: four hundred and fifty one of you said, shall we

945
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 4: get into the merch game?

946
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 3: I'm asking, we've done other stuff, like you know we.

947
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 2: First, Yeah, Chef Kevin is the best merchant.

948
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 3: We had a chef Kevin Apron and so I like that.

949
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 4: What we're sales.

950
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 5: I almost got a cut.

951
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't worry about your you're not seeing the big picture.

952
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 4: The will come.

953
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

954
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 4: What was that great doctor Dre quote to Eminem You.

955
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: Know this, okay, yes, of course, he said, And Doctor

956
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: Dre said, he said, I was strapped with gas when

957
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 2: somebody all cuddling a cabbage patch.

958
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: That's not the one I was thinking. That's not the

959
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 4: one I was thinking. But the point is the cash

960
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 4: will come. You know.

961
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 2: I've been in a lab with a pen and a

962
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: pat trying to get the stand label off.

963
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 4: That's what it is. Yeah, And so I love the apron.

964
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 4: I think the apron is fucking hot. What were sales

965
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 4: on apron?

966
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: Well, it was too hot. Actually a lot of people

967
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: had a lot of people were having uh medical episodes

968
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: wearing the apron.

969
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: It's not meant to be worn with other clothes and you.

970
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 2: Can't go you can't with that, you cannot be around flames. Yeah,

971
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: so that was a heat source.

972
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 4: And then when what episode around did you guys say,

973
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: let's create the hat pack a membership based around a

974
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 4: hat where there's.

975
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: Going to be a message a message board because have

976
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: some of the like censorship that these other platforms people

977
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: these other platforms because.

978
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 4: The but so this so this community, I think I

979
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 4: think the community is will win.

980
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: What I'll say, Jake is this has this has been

981
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: the only thing that we talk about period for six

982
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: or seven episodes and the three different shows, and I

983
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: don't see it. It's time soon. I think this is

984
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 2: this is the new era of the show. We are

985
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: in the fourth turning. I agree, it is a society.

986
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: What's a limited number? I mean the end is like

987
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 1: it's a club. It's exclusive.

988
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 8: The limited numbers, no one hats well an actually no, yeah,

989
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 8: because you want to sell more hats, like we.

990
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 3: Want to make money off each.

991
00:47:55,080 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 4: One, maybe four hundred. So are you excited for the

992
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 4: idea of bringing him over on the couch? Did you

993
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 4: feel like there was two parts of this podcast first

994
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 4: half second half, because I kind of did. Do you

995
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 4: feel like he's the hat pack of this episode?

996
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: Why is the hat off? Like what we talk about

997
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: this like.

998
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 3: Where to go?

999
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 4: I can't even I have a dog shit haircut right now?

1000
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 4: There's something about the hat and.

1001
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 3: What size are you? Which snapper are you using?

1002
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 4: Second? The last one?

1003
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 3: The last one?

1004
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 4: I got a big head. Yeah, so this is why

1005
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: it's off. They can't see well, actually maybe they can,

1006
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 4: but like it.

1007
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: Doesn't you like to it a little good?

1008
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1009
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 3: I wish you could see.

1010
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it looks much better than Yes, your

1011
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: haircut looks so bad, Like I can't believe you came

1012
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 2: here like that. And then the hat, it is like

1013
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 2: saving it looks your life, your eyes, like everything is

1014
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 2: working with the hat.

1015
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: Do you guys think it's cool that we're all wearing

1016
00:48:59,080 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 4: the same hat?

1017
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: God, imagine seeing this you walk by? How do you

1018
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 2: feel on the outside? Is like the exclusivity and making

1019
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: people who see us feel like shit.

1020
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 4: So why not sell I like what you were saying,

1021
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 4: sell the membership, and then you get a hat, you

1022
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 4: get a shirt if you're a premium member. So this

1023
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 4: for thirty bucks. You're just a member, but you don't

1024
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 4: get all.

1025
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: It's not thirty it's one of the only hats you

1026
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: could find for under thirty acts.

1027
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 4: There's a lot of hats you can find for.

1028
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: Under not like this. Brother, No, and the membership as well.

1029
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's true. But what if you guys did

1030
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 4: for like a hundred bucks, you get the hat, you

1031
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 4: get a shirt, you get a little bomber jacket.

1032
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 2: Well, let's let's talk what if a shirt had a

1033
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: picture of this hat?

1034
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 4: Sure? And what if if you spend one thousand bucks

1035
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 4: you get to do it? Kevin did on this podcast.

1036
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 4: Just sit there during a podcast and everyone's a while,

1037
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: say a couple of words that the other the guest goes,

1038
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 4: are you okay? And then talk about your pets and

1039
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 4: you don't even interview for a thousand dollars.

1040
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 3: We did in it.

1041
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 2: We we did discuss this at one point, and we

1042
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: actually uh did a little bit of like stress testing

1043
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 2: of like looking at members who had contributed to higher

1044
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: tears and whether they would be, you know, interested in

1045
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 2: doing this, And unfortunately, not a single one of them

1046
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: passed a background check. One person a member of yours.

1047
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: Who cares Casey?

1048
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 3: Your Casey, you're.

1049
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 4: Afraid of some wild card? An animal? You were ripping

1050
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 4: those tats in that cool style.

1051
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to be in the same.

1052
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: He's the biggest dog in this group.

1053
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 2: Well, that's the issue, the tats. He doesn't want to

1054
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,959
Speaker 2: get done.

1055
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,959
Speaker 3: He wants to be the only wants to be.

1056
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 2: The bad boy on the show.

1057
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 4: And so fifteen bucks. Another bad boy sitting right with

1058
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 4: Kevin said, you think you could deal with that?

1059
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 3: Bad boys can come in for fifteen hundred bucks?

1060
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 2: Some what Casey gets five hundred?

1061
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 4: Well, Casey's probably not getting cut in, Yeah, it's probably Why.

1062
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: Is it more appealing to him that we charge more?

1063
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 4: Canse He's replaceable? This is business. I'm talking about capital.

1064
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 3: Get someone else who's even batter than Casey.

1065
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 4: I'm talking about capital. Casey, Now, thanks for coming. That's

1066
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,439
Speaker 4: how it works.

1067
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what.

1068
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 4: Now, if you're not an animal, you're not going to

1069
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 4: succeed in capitalism. Casey get out, you're fired, and.

1070
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: Casey stay until.

1071
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: Casey's like insanely bad, like a bad boy or bad

1072
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: at his job.

1073
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 3: No, he's like a really bad you're a legit or

1074
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 3: really bad guy. May be the baddest boy there is.

1075
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 2: Casey's like a very bad guy.

1076
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 3: Like you've been hearing about the smash and grabs, Yeah

1077
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 3: I have.

1078
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 4: Casey just happened.

1079
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 3: He just does a smash, does the smash, smash and

1080
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 3: hang out.

1081
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 2: He only does the smash part. He doesn't grab anything.

1082
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: Were you part of the match? Yeah? I planned it.

1083
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you getting out of that? My guy?

1084
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 3: Viral videos? That's how you go viral, all right, don't

1085
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: get rid of.

1086
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 4: He doesn't care about the merch. You don't want a piece.

1087
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 4: It's getting on the news and it is going viral.

1088
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: He's not the guy you replace, you know, change it.

1089
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 2: I'm not the guy you kill, I'm the guy you

1090
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 2: pay off.

1091
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 4: Right, that's a great line.

1092
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:31,479
Speaker 3: You have guests on your show.

1093
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 4: I don't really feel the need to talk about the

1094
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 4: show here anymore that.

1095
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: You did at some point, I really excited to talk

1096
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: about anything.

1097
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm I won't say what you did on

1098
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 3: arm Turre. You won't say what you're doing next.

1099
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: You won't talk about whether you have even whether you

1100
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: even have guests on your show.

1101
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 2: I guess well, I'll tell you why you won't own

1102
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: your drunk history.

1103
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 4: I will own it. I won't scab like you, because

1104
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 4: I'm not a fucking scab dude.

1105
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

1106
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to figure out what you guys have

1107
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 4: been doing for the last five hundred episodes, because it started.

1108
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 3: One of them.

1109
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm finding out what what like, whether you have guests

1110
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: on your podcast?

1111
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, I hear a clip. I listened to this trailer

1112
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: and there's other people's.

1113
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 4: Voice, Adams Scott's coming on calling.

1114
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

1115
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 4: You want to know why? Because it's a real podcast, guy?

1116
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1117
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at the first fucking pick that shows up

1118
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 1: when I searched Jake Johnson podcast.

1119
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 4: That's not from I will say this, that's not from this.

1120
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 4: That was from a lot of years ago. I know

1121
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 4: how that.

1122
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 3: Out both of you. Boy oh boy, boy boy?

1123
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 2: What put away?

1124
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 3: H Bye

1125
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 7: Holy Wood, Hamburg