Speaker 1: It's like I was working, working, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: where were you working?
Speaker 2: But you ruined everything?
Speaker 1: How did I ruin anything?
Speaker 2: This was supposed to be an epic year end episode.
Speaker 2: Danielle was going to come in, It was going to
Speaker 2: be a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I had you all kind of been done in the
Speaker 1: amount of time it would I'm sorry. It was my
Speaker 1: job getting in the way.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry as far as me and our listeners were concerned.
Speaker 1: Part of my job but also helping you on a
Speaker 1: certain task, media vacation. Perhaps this it was this because they.
Speaker 3: Won't care, Dick.
Speaker 1: This is serial Killers. Yea, I don't mean tell well.
Speaker 1: This is also the last episode of.
Speaker 4: The year.
Speaker 1: Twenty nineteen. Yeah, done sucks. I tell you, I need
Speaker 1: a break from Andrew.
Speaker 2: So this is it. This is episode seventy, and it's
Speaker 2: the final episode of serial Killers for twenty nineteen, or
Speaker 2: as I like to say, twenty nineteen. The people will
Speaker 2: get bent out of shape.
Speaker 1: They like twenty nineteen, twenty twenty dime nickel four pennies.
Speaker 1: But so next week, are you gonna say twenty twenty
Speaker 1: or a you're gonna say twenty twenty twenty conference.
Speaker 2: You like twenty twenty. Yeah, but most people say twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: It's actually twenty twenty, just like Barbara Walter says it. Okay,
Speaker 2: just like W, you can't say W. It's w W.
Speaker 2: The correct way to pronounce it in an announcer is
Speaker 2: w W.
Speaker 1: I don't need this today this, I do not need
Speaker 1: W to htz W Hi, everybody, it's Scott. So let's
Speaker 1: get cracking with this episode and the last one tuxedo
Speaker 1: by the way, like that. I love it.
Speaker 2: I just got it. I rented it only for today.
Speaker 2: It's twenty four hour rental.
Speaker 1: You know why why? Today is the Spoonies.
Speaker 2: Oh oh hold.
Speaker 3: On, Yes, that's right, the Spoony.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew here live at Theies. It is what a
Speaker 1: wonderful night it is. Hold on one second. Who is
Speaker 1: calling me?
Speaker 2: Oh? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Yes speaking, Yes, he was amazing, Yes, yes, okay. Do
Speaker 1: you know how much more it would be?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, you could send me the instructions and I'll forward
Speaker 1: it off to forward it off to him. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I really appreciate your help.
Speaker 2: Byby so a little you know, behind the curtained thing here.
Speaker 2: So we're actually recording this on the last day before vacation. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So Danielle was supposed to do this podcast with us.
Speaker 1: She was supposed to be here at the Spoonies.
Speaker 2: She was, I know, she had her dress on and everything,
Speaker 2: and then she got a text from her husband that
Speaker 2: she was supposed to be somewhere like a half an
Speaker 2: hour ago, and she said, oh my god, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: and she left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's right, I'm here with Scottie b here
Speaker 1: live at the Spoonies. Yes.
Speaker 2: So, well, how are we doing this? I mean, we
Speaker 2: didn't talk about this ahead of time. Night in Cereal, folks,
Speaker 2: we still We're here live in Battle Creek, Michigan, the
Speaker 2: home of Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: No, that would be where the Spoonies at.
Speaker 2: Yes, it would be in Battle Creek or Cedar Rapids
Speaker 2: or you know wherever all those other places are.
Speaker 1: All the biggest stars are here.
Speaker 2: Captain Crunch's so he's coming down the red carpet. Oh
Speaker 2: look there's Tony the Tiger.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Tony just a wordplay. Oh no, he does
Speaker 1: not want to talk. Snubbed by Tony. This is the
Speaker 1: biggest night in Cereal folks.
Speaker 2: All right, well, listen, we actually still have cereal that
Speaker 2: we have to review in this episode. So I don't
Speaker 2: know how you want to do it. Maybe we want
Speaker 2: to start with a ball and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Move on, or maybe we do one award for now. Okay, great, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's give out the award for Cereal of the Year,
Speaker 1: Classic Classic Serial over the Year.
Speaker 2: Can I just really quick? I want to I made
Speaker 2: a list sure of all the five bowl cereals. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you like to just throw around five balls like
Speaker 2: it's nothing.
Speaker 1: I like what I like? Like?
Speaker 2: Can I just I want to read your five ball
Speaker 2: cereals if you don't mind. Okay, this is from twenty
Speaker 2: nineteen since we started the show, Andrews five ball cereals.
Speaker 2: Christmas Crunch from cap'n Crunch for Loops, honeynut Checks, Lucky Charms,
Speaker 2: Rice Crispy Treats, Apple Cinnamon, Cheerios, rice Checks, Cinnamon, Toast
Speaker 2: Crunch Crunch, Berry corn Pops, Cocoa Puffs with marshmallows, berry
Speaker 2: berry Cakes, frosted Flakes, frosted Cheerios, count Chocula, frank and
Speaker 2: Berry corn Checks, frosted Crispies, and Ego Crunch. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and French toast Crunch, and Ego the original homestyle.
Speaker 2: It just came out that sounds say, those are all
Speaker 2: your five balls? That's a lot, You're like five balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like what I like.
Speaker 2: Now mine Lucky Charms, Coco Pabbles, Cocoa Puffs with marshmallows, chocolate,
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms, and Count Chocula. That's it. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: scrutinize the cereal way more than you do.
Speaker 1: You're just like, okay, okay, because I like what I
Speaker 1: like and I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: But did you notice that all of mine are either
Speaker 2: chocolate or have marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, right, So that's me. Hey guys, oh god,
Speaker 1: you heard that. That was Scott's slapping his billin. All right,
Speaker 1: So I'm about to announce the nominees for Cereal of
Speaker 1: the Year. This is the classic Cereal of the.
Speaker 2: Year, okay, and the nominees are.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon, Toast Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Count Chocula, Raisin Brand, and
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you're gonna open the envelope.
Speaker 1: What a great night in cereal.
Speaker 2: Hold out, here we go.
Speaker 1: The winner for Cereal of the Year classic is Lucky
Speaker 1: Sir Charms. Sir Charms could not be here tonight.
Speaker 2: Who's accepting in his place?
Speaker 1: You know, we'll just give it to somebody backstage.
Speaker 2: Here you go, this other leprechauns bounce on around. Well
Speaker 2: that's great because you know what Lucky Charms truly is
Speaker 2: a five bowl cereal and I love it.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: That's my What do you call it the island cereal
Speaker 2: or whatever it is your desert islands here, desert island,
Speaker 2: that's it. Five holes Lucky Charms, very good, congratulations. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: the General is here to accept General Mills. Everybody, General Generals?
Speaker 1: Where I happened to accept this award, Great General Miles
Speaker 1: years ago. Isn't a centorium.
Speaker 2: General Mills did not have a set.
Speaker 1: I did not do that, so just screw it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, in the last episode, I mentioned how this
Speaker 2: episode was going to make Cereal Killers full circle and
Speaker 2: I tell you why. Yeah, Okay, well, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: down to the cereal sack. Okay, now do you remember
Speaker 2: the cereals we did in the very first episode of
Speaker 2: Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Uh there was banana cream frosted flakes, yes, and another
Speaker 1: one cool so I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2: Now this I would call this maybe a second cousin
Speaker 2: of frosted Flakes banana cream, same company. It's Kellogg's bananas
Speaker 2: are involved. Okay, all right, so this is brand new
Speaker 2: Special K bananas. Oh yeah, I know we're not huge
Speaker 2: fans of the bananas. I don't like banana flavored anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but these are actually real banana slices or chips or
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call them.
Speaker 1: I don't like the chips.
Speaker 2: You know this secret squirrel Joel over a chopra furry
Speaker 2: Joel texted me the other day. No, he shaves. Oh,
Speaker 2: and he needs to shave. Actually, he texted me.
Speaker 1: Why are you noticing if somebody needs to shave?
Speaker 2: Can you see the picture that I posted with him?
Speaker 2: He needs to like shave that beard.
Speaker 1: You don't like that?
Speaker 2: It's all right, but it's getting unkempt.
Speaker 1: Maybe when he puts on his furry helmet it okay, listen.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he texted me a picture and this came
Speaker 2: in Banana Special K and the other one that's coming.
Speaker 2: So this is a two new Cereal episode. It's a
Speaker 2: special episode.
Speaker 1: Here are at the spoonies. We're real excited about tonight.
Speaker 2: So this needs a Scottie Shae because there's banana chunks
Speaker 2: or slices or pieces or spoonies.
Speaker 1: Were an actual award show, let it be known that
Speaker 1: during the commercial breaks, you'd be seeing trailers for new cereals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would, the highly anticipated cereals of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: A teaser trailer for the new Eggo Cookies and cream cereals. Wow,
Speaker 2: is that a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: I thought I don't know because you know nothing about it, sir.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just teasing cereals.
Speaker 2: Look, man, you're just along for the ride.
Speaker 1: I guess you just spilled cereal all over the board.
Speaker 2: I took one of your banana chips because I didn't
Speaker 2: get any. The banana to cereal ratio, I must say,
Speaker 2: is off. There needs to be more bananas in here.
Speaker 1: But I just know I'm not gonna like this. You
Speaker 1: know what? Positive Outlook, maybe there's some way I'll enjoy this.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'll tell you that. But let's see.
Speaker 1: We have our a two milk still not a sponsor
Speaker 1: two milk.
Speaker 2: No, you know, Actually, I'm sorry. We did get a
Speaker 2: milk sponsor. What yeah, kind of what do you mean?
Speaker 2: You know our good friend Sam who works in the
Speaker 2: back there. Yeah, she gave me a holiday card and
Speaker 2: inside that holiday card were coupons for one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four five gallons of milk.
Speaker 1: That's so nice and so thoughtful.
Speaker 2: So thank you producer, Samper sponsoring cereal killers for one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four five weeks.
Speaker 1: Sam was on episode fifty. If you want to go
Speaker 1: back and listen.
Speaker 2: That's right. She was, all right, here we go special
Speaker 2: ca banana from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Weird Banana chips. Oh h huh. You know, never judge
Speaker 1: a cereal by its box. I will. I actually like
Speaker 1: this three bowls in a spoon, and I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: It tastes like when my mom used to make rice
Speaker 1: crispies and banana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but those were real bananas cut right from the banana.
Speaker 2: I was have dried whole grain wheat, rice sugar banana chips.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I like this two balls.
Speaker 1: No, three bowls in a spoon. And I think if
Speaker 1: anything rice crispies. If you're watching or listening, I guess
Speaker 1: you should make rice crispies and banana cereal.
Speaker 2: Snap crackle pop, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, they were supposed to be presenters tonight, but you
Speaker 1: know they dropped out.
Speaker 2: Somebody stepped on them. Oh oh god, whoops?
Speaker 1: All right, well, is that what the ambulance outside was for?
Speaker 2: Back to the countdown now, I have to say we
Speaker 2: have way more five ball cereals than we do zero
Speaker 2: bowl cereals in all seventy episodes plus bonus. The only
Speaker 2: cereal that you gave absolutely zero balls to was chocolate
Speaker 2: peanut butter cheios.
Speaker 1: That was the nastiest thing I've ever had.
Speaker 2: And for me, peanut butter and cocoa pebbles did not
Speaker 2: like that. Puffins peanut butter and chocolate. Somehow you gave
Speaker 2: that a little. I gave it nothing. The cereal school
Speaker 2: cereals were absolutely disgusting, but you still gave them a
Speaker 2: ball and a spoon. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: No, I gave it a bowl each.
Speaker 2: You gave one of them a ball, and you gave
Speaker 2: one of them a spoon.
Speaker 1: To be honest, when it comes to the worst of
Speaker 1: the worst, I feel you can have a lot of
Speaker 1: great cereals. I don't mind giving five balls out, but
Speaker 1: to be the worst, like the actual worst. It's got
Speaker 1: to be rancid.
Speaker 2: And the Golden tumberk was disgusting.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I think that's a really great trance position entire.
Speaker 1: Next award at the Spoonies.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, which award is it?
Speaker 1: This is the nominees for the Worst Cereal of the
Speaker 1: Year or the Bulp All Vomit Award.
Speaker 4: Bulp.
Speaker 1: The nominees are Life Gingerbread Spice. That was pretty gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Cereal School Coco, the Cereal School Cinnamon bun.
Speaker 2: They get two nominations, banana.
Speaker 1: Cream, frosted flakes, chocolate, peanut butter, Cheerios and puffins peanut
Speaker 1: butter and chocolate. And the winner is see now you
Speaker 1: should play the drum roll. I don't know how. Okay,
Speaker 1: wow's a tie for the Cereal School Coco.
Speaker 2: Congratulations all right, Cereal School, congrats for losing, because you suck.
Speaker 1: That was the nastiest cereal. That was so bad. The
Speaker 1: taste of it at first seems good and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, it goes bad really really quickly.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. Danielle was supposed to be here
Speaker 2: and I had some for her to try. She totally
Speaker 2: would have done her block so you guys missed out
Speaker 2: on that apologize.
Speaker 1: Let it also be known that the box that we
Speaker 1: got from Garrett, Yeah, with the cereal school in it,
Speaker 1: there's oil on it now and we have no idea
Speaker 1: how it got where it's leaking from. What is that
Speaker 1: doing to the insides of our bodies?
Speaker 2: By the way, you know, I wanted to play something
Speaker 2: because yesterday you and I were talking. Danielle would have
Speaker 2: been great for this because you have no clue. But
Speaker 2: I sang a TV theme song from the eighties yesterday
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, isn't that that one? Remember this?
Speaker 4: Dreams Working Girls?
Speaker 2: No, it's how does this? How about this? If I
Speaker 2: show you this, does that mean anything? I'm showing him
Speaker 2: a script. L It's you never would have gotten dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and surely the eighties. No, I know you weren't alive.
Speaker 1: No, but I know the theme song. Wasn't the theme song?
Speaker 1: Super popular?
Speaker 2: That was the theme song?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I knew the theme song.
Speaker 4: I just forgot it was.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It was a spin off from uh, the one with
Speaker 1: the guy I'm sorry they lived in a house? Three's Company.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, really, the fawns.
Speaker 1: The funds was in Laverne and surely.
Speaker 2: No Laverne and surely was on Happy Days?
Speaker 3: Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: And then it was a spin. No, I used to
Speaker 1: watch again.
Speaker 2: Gary Marshall was the producer and he was he was
Speaker 2: uh LaVerne's for real in real life, Kenny Marshall.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Did not know that? So
Speaker 1: that's a but b Happy Days was on at Nicked night?
Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, so that's how you know it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I actually watched Happy Days not from the eighties.
Speaker 1: No, No, because again wasn't a lie.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I one more? How about this one?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: His night Rider?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: They watch, No, they watch after Dark.
Speaker 2: Little furry alien Alf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ol never saw Alf. Alf was not on Nicket Night.
Speaker 2: You know what planet he was from?
Speaker 1: Mars.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can tell
Speaker 2: me weasel wob meil mac. So you didn't know anything
Speaker 2: about that show?
Speaker 1: No, Alf was one of those that I did not
Speaker 1: know about. Why do you have Alf notepads? What does
Speaker 1: it say? Andy? Millennials know nothing about eighties TV?
Speaker 2: That's right, because I was a proud member of the
Speaker 2: ALF fan club.
Speaker 1: What yes, look at the bottom.
Speaker 2: I can't look at the very bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ELF fan club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found my old Alpha fan club packet and
Speaker 2: it had this notepad and a record.
Speaker 1: How old were you in nineteen eighty seven, eleven or twelve? Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he even had his own song called You're the
Speaker 2: One That's out of this World.
Speaker 1: No, I actually did know that, because whenever they do
Speaker 1: like worst songs ever to chart on the Billboard, Elf.
Speaker 2: Is always on.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he always wanted to eat the cat.
Speaker 1: Didn't it end really depressing? Like Elf gets like taken
Speaker 1: hostage by the CIA.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Yeah, yeah, Okay, anyway, you know
Speaker 2: this is about cereal. Sorry, let's get back to the spoonies.
Speaker 1: We did. We gave away on the worst cereal.
Speaker 2: Don't you have one more?
Speaker 1: I have two more awards? Okay, I'd like to hear
Speaker 1: the next word place. This one is for the William
Speaker 1: Brimley Diabetes Award. William Oh, sorry, Wilford.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for
Speaker 2: about twenty years.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Wilford.
Speaker 2: He's just checking in.
Speaker 1: This is for the most sugary Diabetes PHILM Cereal of
Speaker 1: the Year. It's the right thing to do thank you again, Wilford.
Speaker 1: I can't read the nominees over drum.
Speaker 2: Roll, Oh, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: The nominees for the Wilford Brimley Diabetes Award are sour
Speaker 1: Patch Kid Cereal ooh, Mermaid Cereal yes, Cocoa Puffs with
Speaker 1: marshmallows okay, Unicorn Cereal yes, and Ryan's World Serial left
Speaker 1: one out? Which one?
Speaker 2: The Millville Peanut butter and jelly puffs?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: That was so they get honorable mention. Yes, okay, so
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: And the award for the Wilfrid Brimley Diabetes Award goes too.
Speaker 1: Coco Puffs with marshmallows. Very good, so much. Coco Puffs
Speaker 1: with marshmallows. I loved the cereal. I think we both
Speaker 1: gave it five bowls. Yeah, that's the off season count choculas.
Speaker 1: So good, Yeah, very good. It came in the big
Speaker 1: bag lots of sweets. You should not eat that every day.
Speaker 2: Oh congratulations. You got a spoon.
Speaker 1: Spoon and a uh what is it an insulin pen?
Speaker 2: Yes? All right, so I'm gonna go back down to
Speaker 2: the cereal sack. We'll take a break from the spoonies.
Speaker 1: Coming back the biggest award of the night. This is
Speaker 1: the new Cereal of the Year award.
Speaker 2: Now, the very first cereal that we did after banana cream.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what it was in episode one of
Speaker 2: Serial Killers?
Speaker 1: A brand of some sort, a flake of some sort.
Speaker 2: It was not a brand, It was not a flake.
Speaker 2: It was a ball cocoa puffs.
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't tell you. Captain Crunch, and Andrew Crunch,
Speaker 1: Andrew what?
Speaker 2: How do you not remember these things?
Speaker 1: We went to a tab of how much cereal we've
Speaker 1: gone through this year. I think it's over two hundred.
Speaker 1: It's well over two hundred. Okay, about two hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty two cereals. I don't remember, but the very first
Speaker 1: episode I don't go back.
Speaker 2: I bet you Omar remembers. He knows everything about this podcast.
Speaker 2: He's a pretty lotar listeners. They tweet us all the time.
Speaker 1: Check this tricks.
Speaker 2: So Tricks was the very first cereal and secret Squirrel
Speaker 2: Joel sent me this one as well. For some reason,
Speaker 2: Shopwright is really on the ball and they're getting all
Speaker 2: the new cereals first, and I thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Shopright.
Speaker 2: Tricks Troll's World Tour with Marshmallows it's the very first
Speaker 2: Tricks variety ever to have marshmallows, and we have it
Speaker 2: right here. Oh well, they're just starting to trickle into
Speaker 2: stores now so you can find it. It's in the
Speaker 2: purple box. And the Tricks Rabbit has the trolls hair on,
Speaker 2: looks very confused.
Speaker 1: It's a shame with the trolls. I feel like back
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, at least.
Speaker 2: They didn't look like five years ago.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Do you know? I still think the
Speaker 1: two thousands were like five years ago, and it turns
Speaker 1: out that they're now over ten years ago.
Speaker 2: I know that nineteen ninety in just a couple of
Speaker 2: days will be thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: Don't remind me that my thirtieth birthday is going to
Speaker 1: be in two years.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so old.
Speaker 1: I feel you're going to hit thirty. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Why is it that I can't have anything on this
Speaker 1: show when I say I feel old? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: That's our Lenny mud Ball. Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: supporting us. Thank you, Lenny Mud, Lenny Mud appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Thank you to our incredible sponsors.
Speaker 2: Lenny Mud, Lenny Mud and a crunch Cup and everybody else.
Speaker 2: That didn't give us any money, but sent us product,
Speaker 2: and we'll take it.
Speaker 1: I love it, especially the guy who sent us Reptar
Speaker 1: cereal that turned out to be Vince. Remember that at
Speaker 1: all the spoons. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: Every time somebody sees serial killer spoons on Amazon, we
Speaker 2: get like forty spoons.
Speaker 1: We've got forty spoons here so far.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you though. I love our collections of spoons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's so nice.
Speaker 2: Did I pour you cereal?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You can have it from the ball What No, because
Speaker 1: then I have to go clean the bowl. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: you're a mess today. You are a hot mess, like
Speaker 1: a dumpster fire of it.
Speaker 2: Let's do the tricks with whole milk, because it's till
Speaker 2: I got Oh. I thought you were about to say
Speaker 2: heavy cream. No, that's scary.
Speaker 1: Can I do it with the oat milk?
Speaker 2: No, we don't do that. I stole that from the
Speaker 2: coffee cart.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you go. You've gone to ceiling now.
Speaker 2: Every time they bring the coffee cart up here, I
Speaker 2: take the leftover milk. I have to get it somehow.
Speaker 2: All right, Ready, tricks, trolls, marshmallows. Okay, so it's tricks
Speaker 2: the balls are multi colored, and I don't know what
Speaker 2: the marshmallows are supposed to be. They're just kind of cubes,
Speaker 2: marbleized cube, maybe diamonds.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine speaking of diamond in the Cereal commercial
Speaker 1: they said and new with marbleized cubes.
Speaker 2: Well that's really what they are. I give this four bowls.
Speaker 2: It's not bad to me. It's just tricks. Marshmallows thrown it.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows add nothing. I enjoy tricks three bowls in
Speaker 2: a spoon It is a little overly sweet. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be honest, and you're not gonna belie this. I don't
Speaker 2: think this needs marshmallows. No, I love marshmallows, but this
Speaker 2: one just kind of doesn't. Tricks does not need marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Let's get that out there.
Speaker 1: But maybe an early contender for the twenty twenty Spoonies.
Speaker 2: That's right, because it will kind of bleed over.
Speaker 1: He's missed the cutoff for the award show.
Speaker 2: That's right. They couldn't be nominated. They were not eligible,
Speaker 2: of course. All right, so is there one more award?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, it's the biggest award of the entire night.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh what is it.
Speaker 1: This is a cereal of the year, the new cereal of.
Speaker 2: The overall, the new cereal of the year.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the new cereal of the year, so we
Speaker 1: could just go with overall new.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The nominees for New Cereal of the Year are Eggo
Speaker 1: Waffle Maple Cereal. Okay, sugar Cookie toast crunch.
Speaker 2: Ooo, but that's a season, but go ahead.
Speaker 1: Hostess, Twinkie Cereal, Yes, Cocoa Puffs with marshmallows okay, honeymads
Speaker 1: More Cereal all right, and the winner is Eggo Waffle Cereals,
Speaker 1: says you, that thing is too long. What an incredible
Speaker 1: honor for the biggest award of the night, Maple Cereal.
Speaker 3: How did it win?
Speaker 1: You chose that?
Speaker 3: No? I don't like it.
Speaker 1: No, everybody loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a very one sided award show.
Speaker 1: Accepting the award on their behalf is missus Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've eaten at least two full boxes of it by myself.
Speaker 1: You've made me buy those boxes, yeah, with a coupon
Speaker 1: that you printed out for me, and I gave you
Speaker 1: money for that, didn't I I don't know if you
Speaker 1: did or not. Okay, Well, if amael you after the show.
Speaker 1: All right, cool, it really is a great cereal. I
Speaker 1: have to say it's one of those that I would
Speaker 1: eat every day if I could.
Speaker 2: Did you make a list of the cereals that we
Speaker 2: vomited from or at least one person vomited from that
Speaker 2: was a part of the War Cereals of the Year? Okay,
Speaker 2: because I'm looking at my list here, Danielle vomited from
Speaker 2: the All Brand. I think we both vomited from Cereal
Speaker 2: School and also from the Gingerbread Life, Yeah, and the Tumeric.
Speaker 2: Other than that, I don't remember really spitting anything else out.
Speaker 1: No, there wasn't too many to spit out, all right,
Speaker 1: so we had four spits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool, Right, Well, this has been very nice, Andrew,
Speaker 2: you know, it's been a wonderful year. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I never knew that this podcast would get this far.
Speaker 2: We're seventy episodes in, plus like four or five bonus episodes,
Speaker 2: and thank you all so much for listening. You know,
Speaker 2: we're not making a damn penny, but we just enjoy
Speaker 2: doing it, and thank you very much, really, because we
Speaker 2: couldn't do it without you, exactly. And cereal sales have
Speaker 2: skyrocketed since we started doing this. I'll have to let
Speaker 2: you know that cereal companies take note people are eating cereal.
Speaker 1: Yes, hello, and advertise with us. If you're an advertiser
Speaker 1: listening to this, we'd love to work with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, so, thank you so much. Please follow us on
Speaker 2: all social platforms Serial Killers PC and subscribe to us
Speaker 2: and rate us and.
Speaker 1: Do all go find us on any podcast platform that's available.
Speaker 1: We're available, give us a review. We love it when
Speaker 1: we read your reviews and tweet us with what you
Speaker 1: want for twenty twenty. We'll read your suggestions and who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll take them into accounting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people have been asking us to do store brands,
Speaker 2: and I guess maybe we'll have to start doing that.
Speaker 2: Not that we're running out of cereals, but you know,
Speaker 2: Target has their own brand, and lots of national chains
Speaker 2: have their own brands, so we may have to start
Speaker 2: doing that. Trader Joe is all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll do some. Actually, my friend who will
Speaker 1: I'm on the show buys everything Trader Joe's.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, was this approved by me? Did the committee
Speaker 2: approve this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, wow, I didn't know we were so legit our
Speaker 1: board of directors has to approve all guests. So akau,
Speaker 1: yes and only you.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have some great guests for next year. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get some like real guests, like some celebrity guests.
Speaker 1: My friend could. Come on, she's going to be on
Speaker 1: the new Survivor.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then she will be a celebrity.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, she's already was on it. She won. She's going
Speaker 1: to be on the new Winter season. She won.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's a Survivor winner.
Speaker 1: Yes, really, yes, I don't ever watch you love Cereal?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bring her in.
Speaker 1: She's the one who likes Trader Joe's.
Speaker 2: I thought she was just some dope that got voted
Speaker 2: off the first week. Come on, this is very exciting.
Speaker 2: She's a winner of Survivors. Yes, all right, well let's
Speaker 2: get her in here. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Michelle?
Speaker 2: Michelle? Ready for you?
Speaker 1: Perfect?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Okay, we got to go. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: We'll see you in twenty twenty. Hope you had a
Speaker 2: wonderful holiday season, and please be safe. Don't drink a
Speaker 2: drive and lots of cereal at your New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: Party please bowls everywhere. People love it.
Speaker 4: Scott.
Speaker 1: I'm thankful for you and thank you for coming up
Speaker 1: with this podcast idea and deciding to include me in
Speaker 1: on it. I know we fight all the time, but
Speaker 1: I'm super thankful for you, and I'm super thankful for
Speaker 1: our listeners. So have a great new year everybody, and yeah,
Speaker 1: look forward to twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Until then, say crunch, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Crunch, Crunch.
Speaker 2: So that's just it. Years over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the year's over. I came all the way back
Speaker 1: into the city for this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We're working when nobody else wants to.