WEBVTT - Broke the Statue on Spring Break

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Garrett phone tap? So AJ wants the phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>his mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, AJ's out on spring break because it is spring

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<v Speaker 3>break season, and thought now it would be the perfect

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<v Speaker 3>time to mess with mom. Mom was gracious enough to

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<v Speaker 3>pay for spring break, So we're gonna call up mom

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<v Speaker 3>from the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>AJ got into some trouble. Not a good idea, I

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<v Speaker 1>will be.

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<v Speaker 3>The arms always worry when their kids are at spring

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<v Speaker 3>break and you're playing on that audum.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what Garret's phone taps all about.

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<v Speaker 4>Hell, hey, mom, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's be having them all.

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<v Speaker 4>I need your help. Do you know the hotel that

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<v Speaker 4>I say that? Yeah, last night we went out to

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<v Speaker 4>drink and uh kind of got a little bit too

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<v Speaker 4>drunk and knocked over a statue in the lobby.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you knocked over a.

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<v Speaker 4>Statue and they have me detained?

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<v Speaker 2>They have you detained? What do you mean they have

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<v Speaker 2>you detained for?

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<v Speaker 4>What? For knocking over the statue? Day? I paid for it,

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<v Speaker 4>You paid.

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<v Speaker 2>For it, so what's the problem. Wait, did you just

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<v Speaker 2>say you paid for it?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, no, they want me to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen hundred dollars. I don't have that, mom, because you

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<v Speaker 4>possibly send me another fifteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to sing you fifteen hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>I just paid for the trip.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I promise as soon as I get back home,

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<v Speaker 4>I will pay for it. I swear to you. I'll

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<v Speaker 4>give you back the money.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, now paid for this trip and you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get drunk, and that's stupid with your friends. You're sorry, iresponsible,

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<v Speaker 2>and you want me to come up with fifty hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't even leave the place. They haven't even this

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<v Speaker 4>room in the hotel?

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<v Speaker 2>Well you shot thought about that?

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<v Speaker 1>What is she doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Who would have beat?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is that? That's the owner the of the hotel?

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<v Speaker 4>He's really pay small.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put on my phone now, Hello is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm his mother?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 3>I own the resort that your son decided to destroy

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<v Speaker 3>last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, First of all, he told me that it was

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<v Speaker 2>just one thing that he Look, you make it sound

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<v Speaker 2>as if he rup and wrecked your whole hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a big problem going on here because I

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<v Speaker 3>have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow, and he knocked over

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<v Speaker 3>our statue of the founding father Al Borland.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, a man, I'm not paying for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have the money. Mom, listen, you face, shut it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, shut it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you tell my son is shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the money to pay me?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>To you shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>To shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>You back there, you shut your face.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't talk to my son like that. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me, you don't tell me to shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well you're gonna need to get this, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I have videotape of him humping it last night in

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<v Speaker 3>the fountain. He was humping a statue.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't humping the statue. I was shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, talk to my son like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to pay me? Yes or no? Then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have to hold your son. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>holding your son.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even remember. Last night? Is all a blur.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave you money? Now? Where is that the money?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? I spent it?

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<v Speaker 2>Where we spent it?

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<v Speaker 4>I got a tattoo, A nice cool tattoo.

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<v Speaker 2>There are many money that I gave you. You spend

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<v Speaker 2>it on a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>You get tattoos, And I said, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 4>love Jessica And.

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<v Speaker 2>I wait a minute, hold it, Jessica. You got a

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<v Speaker 2>tattoo with Jessica It?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you have different day? You gotta test with Jessica.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't come home.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Tanya, my name's garrethrom Elvis Duran in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>show and you just got phone tapped by your son.

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<v Speaker 2>Whaie, what I got phone taps? Are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Worried?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you stelling tattoo though? That's ridiculous. You're spending money

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<v Speaker 2>playing flakes from tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I don't want kids ever.