WEBVTT - THE DOORDASH THIEF 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.480 Hey, folks, it's Lyle get this. I'm coming to over 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:09.200 forty cities across the United States, the UK, Europe and 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:15.040 Australia to do this here Therapy Gecko Podcast Live. These 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.079 shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.840 stage to talk to a gecko about whatever they want, 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.480 just like we do on the podcast. The shows are 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:29.720 completely unplanned, completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.400 of fun. So if you're a fan of the podcast, 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.440 you should definitely come out. Tickets are available right now 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:40.520 at therapy geckotour dot com and you should get them 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:45.960 before they are sold out. That's therapy geckotour dot com. 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.440 We'll put the link in the episode description as well. 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:53.280 The live shows are are very fun, they're very geko wee, 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.520 and I hope to see you there. All right, let's 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.600 get into the episode. Hello, Hello, how are you? 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.000 Is this to get? 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.960 Yes? Is this? Who is this? 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.640 This is Dan? 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.880 What's up Dan? I've been waiting for you. How's it going. 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:16.479 I've been doing well? Been doing well? How's your day 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:17.600 been so far? 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:23.479 My day? Has my day's been? Okay? I'm actually feeling bad. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:28.240 This is probably the best my I felt emotionally today. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:32.200 So I'm happy to this moment here in this moment, yeah, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.559 this moment right now. Actually, no, probably like fifteen minutes, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:45.200 probably fifteen minutes ago. But oh no, that's valid, Dan. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.040 How can I get you today? Is there anything particularly 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.840 called in to talk about? 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:53.160 Yeah, I wanted to. I mean, I'd love to talk about, 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.320 but yeah, one of the things I wanted to talk 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.320 about was, so I do do want to ask sometimes 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:05.080 for some extra cash. And I've stolen a couple of 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:09.440 orders a couple of times, different situations. But I stole 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:13.520 an order recently, and I've been trying to think if 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:18.480 I'm morally in the right, you know, and stealing some 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:25.560 of these orders. So this case, I had a lady 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:30.280 who at least I picked up an order, drove to 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:34.079 the address. She didn't give me any info on how 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.200 to deliver the order, you know, anything like that, and 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.640 then she was just and then I think there was 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.560 just something that said she would like meet me. And 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:47.079 then I waited for like five minutes, called her no response, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.280 and then I just took it, and I felt kind 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.639 of bad after, But I don't know, what do you think? 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.639 Do you think I was in the right, you waited 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:58.080 how long? 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.760 Like five minutes, five, ten minutes? I called her like 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:06.720 three or four times? Send her messages? Oh now. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.920 Eat that ship? Are you kidding me? 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:10.760 Yeah? 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:13.880 Right, she knew she had. Well, you called her four times, 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:19.920 you waited five minutes, you waited five minutes. You're now 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:23.000 on the clock, correct. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.880 Yeah, yeah, so so. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:29.160 So she's kind of wasted your time from all the 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.200 other artists you could be getting. You know, I think 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.640 you're fine. Did she did she like angrily call you 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.400 or text you? 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:35.360 Uh? 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.760 Saying that text me? 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.480 She did text me after she was like, uh, probably 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:44.480 like ten Actually how long? How much longer? It's like 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.600 like probably like twenty thirty minutes later, I was with 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:54.600 my girlfriend and yeah, she just uh, she just told 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.640 me what did she text me? Did you? 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.840 She was like, hey, where did you leave it? Where 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:00.360 did Yeah? 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.160 She was asking me where I left it? Because I 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.280 took like a fake This is where I was kind 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.280 of malicious. I took a fake picture of it because 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:10.320 door dash makes you take a picture of the order, 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.640 like in front of the building, So I kind of 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.120 set it in front of the building. I took a 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.000 picture of it, and then I kind of swooped it, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:22.320 so that maybe that's where I felt the guilt. What 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:23.080 do you think about that? 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.200 Yeah, you didn't mention that whole part. That's a whole different. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:28.560 Yeah. 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:34.360 Yeah, maybe maybe I should have mentioned that that's true. Yeah, 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:37.880 well what context does that at? 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:39.799 Mm hmmm? 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.720 Well I here. Here's the thing is why you you 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:55.320 you absolutely gasolate this poor woman woman into thinking that. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:59.240 I mean, she must have been looking around for at 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.719 for like a good half hour of where the fuck 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.880 this food was? No, that's true. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.240 It's a little fucked up. It's a little fucked up 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.920 that she left me like waiting there. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.960 Well, yeah, but you didn't know. Well, but you could 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.239 have just you could have just left the fucking food 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.160 and left. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.880 My horny as is hunger, dude. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:29.120 Your horny ass is hungry, dude. 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:30.040 It's no good. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.039 What does you being a horny have to do with this. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:36.279 Horny for the pizza? 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:37.359 Okay? 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:38.120 Something about it? 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:42.080 I don't know, but I told them to ask you, 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:47.680 what's your girlfriend's whole she's like codashing with you, Yeah 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:47.960 she was. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:51.040 She was just with me. We're making we needed some 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.239 extra money, so we were door dashing. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.680 Do you guys split the money or is it just 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.320 what's the deal there? Yeah? 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.720 Yeah, yeah, right now we're like building out of van, 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:07.280 so we needed we're like full time doing that. I'm 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.960 a flight attendant full time, but I've been like I 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.000 basically haven't been doing that for the past couple of months. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.240 I mean if it's a great way to it's very 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:23.000 funny because like stealing food as a door dasher is 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.400 way cheaper than actually going buying food. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.520 Correct, it's a great It's kind of a life hack. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.960 You know. Wait, that's the stupid that's the stupidest thing 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.120 I think I've ever said on this show. Stealing anything 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.800 is always cheaper than buying it. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:42.000 Yeah, there we go. 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.559 I mean it's a great life Like, stealing is great. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.360 What else have you stolen? What else do you steal? 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.280 What have what have we stolen before? What have we 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.880 just like screw some stuff from home depot? 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:57.920 Yeah? 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.719 What have we stolen from? Like targets? 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:04.159 I don't know. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.880 Atle liquor off planes and stuff. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.200 Yeah, I feel like that could get you into some ship. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:15.240 Is that not? 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.160 Is that not a ground? Is that not grounds for 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.640 like losing your job? 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:23.880 Definite grounds for firing. They like it's like a whole 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.080 thing when you like drink on your overnight, like when 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:29.480 you when you're at the hotel, you gotta like hide 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.600 the where you like throw away the liquor you got 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:38.200 because they like did coordinate with the housekeeping staff, so 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.440 you have to, like there's like trash cans by the elevators, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.800 you gonna throw them away. By what compelled you? 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.480 What compelled you to steal this woman's food? 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:56.280 I told I was hungry. It smelled really good. It 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.400 was really really good. It was like I think it 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.240 was like a hot honey pizza. It was like this 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.800 honey that had like this I don't know, I've had 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.480 it before, and it was tasty. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.080 It was really fucking good. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:13.080 Do you regret it. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:14.760 Now? 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.640 Well, now I'm talking through it with you, like remembering 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:23.400 how good the pizza was. I it was just so 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.680 good and there wasn't that much backlash for it. I 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.840 don't think I got like a bad review or anything. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:30.800 So I don't know. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:35.120 I think in the end, I don't regret it. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.200 It does sound I don't know how you putting honey 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:40.760 on the pizza. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.079 Yeah, it was like it was you gotta try Have 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.720 you tried it? Oh? 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.800 Yeah, I actually have. I have this guy, professor Pizza 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:54.640 who makes pizzas professor the pizza professor, the professor Pizza. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.120 Yeah, you go to college for that. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:04.719 Well listen, Daniel, if you don't regret it, then it 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:05.880 sounds like you're absolved. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.120 Okay, that's fair. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.400 So I'm good. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:14.920 With who. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:18.280 I guess myself. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.319 I can't. I can't. I cannot. I cannot answer the 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.040 question of whether or not you're good with yourself. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.080 Okay, that's fair, that's fair. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.960 Where do I get? Where can I get? Where can 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.520 I get this honey pizza? This sounds really good? Uh? 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:35.319 It was. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:37.880 It was like a place called like fly By. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.439 But well, you know what I think, you know what 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:44.280 I think I'm gonna do. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:46.319 What are you gonna do? 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.080 If I do ever go to fly By to get 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:52.040 the pizza, I know for sure that I'm going to 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.800 pick it up myself. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.679 Yeah, don't or I mean at least like be there 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.880 when the door dasher comes. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.320 You know, I have some respects, you know, Daniel's anything 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:03.240 else you want to say to the people of the 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.080 computer before we go. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.280 No, not really. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.480 Ghak bless you, sir, Thank you, gak bless you. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:14.360 I have a great night. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:20.600 Fuck. That actually sounds really good. Hi there, Hi? 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.400 Who is this is ar? What's up? 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.560 Arrow? Like a bow and arrow? 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:30.720 Yeah? 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:41.760 Ah, what's your life like? Arrow? It's pretty chill, honestly, Okay, 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:47.199 what's chill about? I? 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.040 I work where I live. I guess. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:56.040 It's like I'm like, yeah, yeah, so like I'm like 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.440 the maintenance guy at this apartment complex and I also 0:10:59.559 --> 0:10:59.920 live there. 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:05.480 Oh wow, are you do all of the members of 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:09.160 the apartment complex know you by name and wave to 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.240 you friendly as they pass. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.120 Oh yeah, like all the old ladies and stuff. And 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.120 we have like some people that have lived here for 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.599 a while and they know me, but like we have 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:21.920 a lot of new residents too. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.559 Tell me these old ladies, Do you have a favorite one? 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.280 Do you have a favorite old one? 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:34.199 I turn not to have favorites, but I do have 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.160 a disfavorite one. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.559 So I don't know. Maybe that's backwards, but I do 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:42.720 hate one of them fussy. 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:50.319 She's like very fussy, you know, And like, I don't know, 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.760 maybe maybe I shouldn't be complaining about old ladies. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:59.760 But let's dive into I'm very curious about all the 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:05.720 and you don't be afraid. Let's explore this. Why initially 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.120 do you feel as though you hate? Tell tell me, 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.240 tell me about this old lady that you that you 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.440 imagined when you imagine the old lady that. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:23.199 You hate, she's just like, uh like, uh, I don't know. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.439 Maybe she's like she's really religious, you know, and I 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.120 don't like we don't like agree with that, you know, 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.559 like I don't like really like religious. 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:31.920 People in general. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.280 And uh, she but she's cool, you know, she's like 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.120 she's really nice to your face and stuff. But then 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:41.960 she's like she she complains about things that aren't there, 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.880 you know, like she's all like, my, my events need 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.240 to be cleaned out. And then we go there and 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.000 we clean out our events and she was like you 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.800 didn't do it like the right job or whatever, you know. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.959 And then we have this one window guy come in 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.920 and he replaced the windows and he was like, oh, 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.240 that one lady, I like, she has like a reputation 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.240 around for like being a difficult lady. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.880 I guess, okay with this window guy. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.920 You know, so what is she Buddhist? 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.880 No, she's just like super Christian. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.079 It's never right. I don't know why, but it's that 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:20.360 it's always always the old lady the religious old lady 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:26.920 is always is always Christian Jewish or maybe sometimes but never, 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.000 I feel like usually Catholic Christian. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.160 Exactly. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:35.680 I think I feel like old Jewish ladies are cool. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:43.000 Old Jewish ladies, Jewish ladies in my life who have 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:47.520 been very cool. My mother is years old, but she's 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:52.800 a Jewish lady and she's cool. And one day that 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.080 is how I will end up as an old Jewish lady. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.120 You're going to be a Jewish old lady. I thought 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:59.160 you'd be a Jewish gad. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:06.120 A'll be some bastard combination of the two. Okay, what 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.000 now you this old lady, Okay, this old lady has 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.599 a reputation. A lot of people have problems with this 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.480 old lady, yourself included. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:15.600 M hm. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.400 But as yet, when I gave you the opportunity to 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:22.040 talk about this old lady, you you you said, you 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:25.360 know what I shouldn't I shouldn't talk bad about this 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:29.040 old lady. What made you feel like you should not 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.000 talk bad about this old lady? 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.600 Like she like she's like she's good, you know, like 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.160 if I think about it, for for like introspectively, I'm like, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.400 she's really just wanting like a good place to live, 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:47.600 you know, and she's like disabled, Well she's not disabled, 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.480 she like walks around and all that, but she's like 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.600 on all that disabled stuff. So she like gets her 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.800 like mules delivered and somebody drives her around. 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.080 So like, I don't know what you mean by she's 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.240 on all that disabled stuff. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.360 I don't know, Like uh, like. 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.760 She gets meals delivered to her, and somebody who bully 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.000 picks her up from church and like brings her back 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.720 and forth from church, and she gets like a like 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.320 a rental discount and stuff like that, and she gets 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.120 like money from the state and stuff like that. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:24.640 Okay, and these are all reasons why you don't like her. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.960 No, No, it's just that's just what she's got going on. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:34.240 Okay, I like this, So this is this is tell 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:35.240 me why I don't like her. Go ahead. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:37.600 She's just fussy. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.600 And I'm like, like when I ever have to go 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:41.920 and do something like work on something in her apartment, 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:43.560 it's always like can you do it like this? 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:44.520 Can you do it like that? 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.160 And like this one for example, this one time I 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.440 had to install an outlet and she was like can 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.240 Like I'm pretty young too, so she was like, do 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.240 you think we need to get electrician out here, And 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.560 I was like, we don't need to get electrician out here. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.960 I can install this outlet. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:58.640 Like it was kind of. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.720 Insulting a little bit, like she was questioning my my 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:03.800 professional capabilities. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:08.600 Sure, well I wouldn't be insulted because you can do 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:09.480 it better than her. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.080 Yeah, well that's fair. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.280 Might maybe I was having the trouble trouble with that 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.479 outlet too. You know, you didn't say that for no reason. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.720 But I was like, right right, she she, she was 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.600 probably right. You probably couldn't do it. I probably needed 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:35.600 to clean electrician, But that doesn't make you, uh, you know, 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.560 a piece of ship. It just means you couldn't install 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:44.600 this outlets. And that was what needed that. That was 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:49.280 what needed to be done. The ego had to be sacrificed, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:55.560 uh to achieve the common goal of having the outlet fixed. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.800 I do have an ego problem. So you know you're 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:00.280 good at this get job. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.360 I gotta tell you, tell me, tell me more about 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.600 this this ego problem if you desire to. 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:10.960 Just uh, like, I think I'm the best, you know, like, 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.919 uh like I got like uh, I tell people all 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.160 the time, I only have one set of wisdom teeth 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.560 that makes me like the next like evolved thing, you know, 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.200 but it's really it's really just like b Yes, I 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.720 also tell everybody like I could probably fight a bear 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.320 if I wanted to and like come out on the top. 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.240 But like I know that that's yeah too. 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:36.000 Do you really believe that? 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.560 Oh no, probably not, but I would like to try, 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.200 just just because that you can go, you know, just 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.800 like I'm just like talking ship. 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.119 Does your ego ever get you into trouble? 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:58.920 Yeah, dude, but you got You have a lot of 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.520 people on your on your show talking about relationships stuff, so. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.920 We can I feel like, well, listen, we talked about 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:10.200 a lot of stuff, and I'm curious about you as 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.000 a person. So if if the answer to this question 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.240 involves something with a relationship, you can feel free to 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:14.720 talk about it. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:21.520 Uh yeah, no, I'll talk about it. I just like 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.159 I thought, like, uh, that I could do better than 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.879 this one chick that I that I was dating, and 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:28.840 that turns out like I really liked her, you know, 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.200 and she was awesome, and I should have just like 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:34.480 then checked the ego, you know, and then like it's 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.000 not about doing better, it's about just being happy where 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.320 you are, you know, like that kind of philosophy stuff 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.920 like of just like like just being comfortable with where 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:45.560 you're at, not being like, oh I can do better, 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.000 And I'm not not that wanting better is wrong, but 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:50.159 like thinking that of other people is. 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:50.720 Wrong, you know. 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.359 M hm uh? How when did you break up with 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:54.800 this girl? 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:57.880 A couple of years ago? 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.560 And I'm still hung up about it just because yesterday 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:01.600 was Valentine's Day two? 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.960 You know, how long did it take for you to 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:13.960 come to the realization that you've just told me? 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.640 Like probably a million years? 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:23.800 You said it took a million years. 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:29.320 Yeah, okay, it took a way longer than I should 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:32.480 have you know, be okay. 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:34.360 With it, But you know that's whatever. 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:41.560 Well. I have a few thoughts about this. One is 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:45.040 your You're probably the reason I don't talk about you met. 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:49.359 You kind of brought up this relationship thing sparingly with this, 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.480 maybe this idea that I didn't want to talk about it. 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:53.600 I think the reason why I don't talk about relationship 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:58.600 stuff that often is because it's so complicated and I 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:02.680 don't have my own wits about it either. But this 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:08.040 as an overall philosophical concept, this idea that you thought 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:12.840 you could do better, so you you gave up what 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:16.680 was directly in front of you to search for something else, 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.880 and then realized that you might have been better off 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:25.399 actually fully investing yourself into what was in front of 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:31.600 you instead of searching for the the greener grass. That's 0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:34.159 kind of the that's kind of what we're talking about. 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:38.240 Right, Yeah, like that one quote from the Office, I 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.520 wish you would know you were in the in like 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:42.560 the greet the good times, when you're in the good 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:43.720 times or whatever something like that. 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:48.160 I was, I literally was just talking to somebody about 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:53.640 about the ending of the office. Yeah, because it's about this. Well, 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:59.920 here's what I'll say. You seem like a self aware guy. 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:03.200 I hope you're not beating yourself up about this because 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:07.640 this is as valuable information to have. You said, you're 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:09.119 a young guy. You are, you know, this is a 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:15.000 valuable information to have and apply to your life because 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:16.760 I agree with it so much. It's the only thing. 0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:21.080 There's no there's you. There's never there's never anything better 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:26.480 than what is. You know, I'm not going to say 0:21:26.480 --> 0:21:30.600 this never any better, but you there's a lot that's 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.920 in front of you to be appreciated and valued, and 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:37.639 you can lose sight of that when you, you know, 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:48.359 quote think you can do better. Yeah, so look moving forward, 0:21:48.400 --> 0:21:53.200 but go ahead moving forward? For you, Well, how do 0:21:53.280 --> 0:21:59.240 you feel like you want to apply this epiphany to 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:00.400 your life? 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:03.920 Maybe? 0:22:04.040 --> 0:22:08.359 Like I find myself whenever I'm in conversation talking about 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:10.240 myself a lot, you know, and I have to like 0:22:10.359 --> 0:22:12.720 kind of like like check that and trying to like, 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:17.440 uh be interested in other people, you know, and uh 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:21.639 like what with like like I find it hard to 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:24.480 ask them, like to be interested and ask questions about them, 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.280 you know, like I be like, oh bye, I just 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:29.240 kind of find myself dozing off, you know, like I 0:22:29.280 --> 0:22:31.880 don't really care. It's not about me, So I don't 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:32.639 really care, you know. 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:40.240 Yeah yeah, hm hmm. Have you always been like this? 0:22:42.880 --> 0:22:43.760 Yeah? I think so. 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:51.239 Why do you think you're like this? Uh? 0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:53.680 I don't know. 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:57.240