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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the line goodby, just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey girl, I'm not saying I'm a programmer, but whatever

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Speaker 2: you got going on downstairs, I can debug it for you,

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Speaker 2: not after I'm done with it.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, don't threaten to send a virus to

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Speaker 4: destroy his hard drive. Instead, tell him you two should

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Speaker 4: get to know each other and then he can introduce

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Speaker 4: you to his AI.

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Speaker 2: Girlfriend, Samantha Samantha Kardashian, and.

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Speaker 4: Then at that point, hopefully he calls you and leaves

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Speaker 4: an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one. Hey, yeah, so this is me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah obviously. Anyway, I know there's a lot of X

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Speaker 5: out there, like dude wise, a lot of dude X.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, it's kind of good that you met me

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Speaker 5: when you did, because I'm emotionally mature and I'm super

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Speaker 5: datable because I mean, at least that's what my mom says,

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Speaker 5: and she is a therapist as well, but also my

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Speaker 5: mom at the same time. So yeah, it's kind of complicated,

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Speaker 5: but let's link up before you know, I go back

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Speaker 5: to an emotionally unavailable vibe again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, either he.

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Speaker 4: Was joking about his mom being a therapist and he

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Speaker 4: took it too far, or he's one hundred percent serious,

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Speaker 4: and I don't know which is worse.

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Speaker 1: I think he's right.

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Speaker 6: That's a no therapy at all though.

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Speaker 4: No, it's putting mental health and well being first.

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Speaker 6: I mean it does work in free couples counseling. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that won't be awkward.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey, it's kay.

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Speaker 8: And at that wedding I told you I was going to.

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Speaker 8: I was really hoping you'd answer because I have this

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Speaker 8: idea we could face time with the reception. And because

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Speaker 8: see a slap and you can get jealous. Oh my god,

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Speaker 8: Grant stop. So maybe laugh is so hard. Oh my god,

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Speaker 8: I'm at my ex's wedding. No, that's not appropriate, especially

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Speaker 8: because you're so much better looking than he is. Stop

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Speaker 8: stop naughty boy. Bye. So yeah, I'm coming back in

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Speaker 8: like twenty minutes. You better pick up.

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Next message, I love it.

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Speaker 6: That would have worked if like she ran into her

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Speaker 6: exit a bar, not his wedding, take a.

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Speaker 1: Picture with him. Oh, I gotta get this phone called

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Speaker 1: real quickly.

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Speaker 4: Her plan was that the X would be up on

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Speaker 4: the altar, see her laughing, talking to his new girl,

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Speaker 4: and just be like, you know what forgetting wedding's off,

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Speaker 4: I made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: I'm back with you.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to get into how she got to

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Speaker 6: the wedding.

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Speaker 1: She's in a good headspace. We're in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the loser line right now.

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Speaker 4: Remember we are on YouTube, on TikTok and so and

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Speaker 4: all the podcast platforms. You can find us at Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey go like, subscribe, do whatever you do on podcasts.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's move on. We're gonna go to

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Speaker 1: the next clip.

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Speaker 9: Hey Ken for mile seven, right Aid, Remember you were

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Speaker 9: buying that cold medicine and I was comparing foot powders

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Speaker 9: for well, anyways, I just wanted to say that I've

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Speaker 9: been thinking about that moment when you sneeze.

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Speaker 7: I just.

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Speaker 9: I don't know, maybe it was like the pharmacy lighting

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Speaker 9: or something, but just the way you're at eyes kind

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Speaker 9: of looked at me. It felt like like stars exploding

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Speaker 9: in my throat, So hit me up when you hear this,

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Speaker 9: and maybe next time we can like go to like

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Speaker 9: a discount candle shops together pick up some cough drops

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Speaker 9: or something and oh man, yeah that would be great,

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Speaker 9: like anything whatever, or you know, we'd something like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just I.

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Speaker 9: Don't know what I'm saying right now, but I'll just

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Speaker 9: hang up now, Okay, bye.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I do got to give him props for

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Speaker 6: the best self at it. We've heard on the Loser

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Speaker 6: line where he almost.

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Speaker 4: Said what the foot powder was for and then stopped

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Speaker 4: himself like she couldn't decipher what the foot powder was for.

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Speaker 4: I mean, because everything's normal, yeah, just natural foot powder stuff.

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Speaker 6: And that throat explosion did sound like he maybe caught

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Speaker 6: her cold.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, ye, yeah, But when you do hear

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Speaker 4: people talk about romantic lighting in places like in movies,

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Speaker 4: usually you hear about romantic moonlight or candle light. You

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Speaker 4: don't hear a lot of underneath the fluorescent lights of

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Speaker 4: the pharmacy as you were sneezing.

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Speaker 6: If you can look good in the pharmacy, you can

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Speaker 6: look good anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely the credit for that woman, whoever she is.

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Speaker 7: You need to answer this in the form of question.

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Speaker 7: If I'm interested in you and we set up a

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Speaker 7: time to meet, then tell me what happens next.

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Speaker 8: Doo doo doo doo doo.

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Speaker 3: Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

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Speaker 7: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

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Speaker 7: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do. Brad says,

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Speaker 7: what is I will ghost you singing?

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Speaker 3: That's correct, I think probably for no apparent reason, just

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Speaker 3: like the three guys before you did no need to

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Speaker 3: call me back because I can already tell this is over.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for nothing.

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Speaker 8: Who wow?

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Speaker 6: I mean, I will say I kind of like her

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Speaker 6: ghosting game.

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Speaker 1: It was created, you know fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she definitely probably has like kind of a Tribek

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Speaker 4: fantasy going on though, or who's the new.

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Speaker 1: Guy Ken Jennings twenty bucks. Ken Jennings is going to

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Speaker 1: be her hall pass with whoever she gets together with.

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Speaker 6: She's like, let's roll play put on a plane suit

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Speaker 6: do do like smart guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 4: YouTube page. You can hear your favorite loser lines of

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Speaker 4: the week right there where we highlight them all for you.

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