Speaker 1: Showing up at the top of the hour. About four
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today's subjects.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing holy about his behavior, won't do nothing holy
Speaker 1: about his behavior. Yeah, but right now it is the nephew.
Speaker 1: He's here with today's praying phone call. What you got now?
Speaker 1: Surely I don't know what I did last week Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, adult daycare. I have gotten texts, tweets, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: do you name it. This is the lady that got me.
Speaker 1: I got I went for her, but at the latter
Speaker 1: part of it, she actually got me. This is my
Speaker 1: best friend. She called me, holler and saying, this is
Speaker 1: my favorite pray call from the depute from now. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, man, if you ain't heard it, he is
Speaker 1: Adult Daycare. Hello, Hello, trying to reach Ms. Sharon's Please, Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Sharon. MS Sharon. It's my name is Evan.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call from adult Daycare. Okay, because daycare.
Speaker 1: My name is Evan, and I got your number and
Speaker 1: all your information here on file. Um, it looks like
Speaker 1: you're gonna be joining us starting on Monday. So we're
Speaker 1: excited to have you and I wanted to just give
Speaker 1: you a call and kind of give you the lay
Speaker 1: of the land of what we have here and how
Speaker 1: how much fun you're gonna have being here most of
Speaker 1: the day with herself. For my my understanding is you're
Speaker 1: gonna be here probably the majority of this year. What
Speaker 1: are you talking? What are you talking about? Being there? Where? Here?
Speaker 1: At the adult daycare? Adult daycare? Where where's that? What
Speaker 1: are you talking? Okay, you said, Evan, my name, My
Speaker 1: name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your daughter is Diane
Speaker 1: you know, yes, Well she's the one that has just
Speaker 1: signed up. You're gonna be at the adult daycare, so
Speaker 1: I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you off every morning.
Speaker 1: And don't know what the hell are you talking about? Evan, Evan,
Speaker 1: hang on a second. All right, First of all, I
Speaker 1: don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the you know who my daughter is.
Speaker 1: But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird
Speaker 1: and like you're trying to get what do you what
Speaker 1: do you want? Do you want money to me? Are
Speaker 1: you like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all, sharing not your daughter has signed you
Speaker 1: up to be here at the adult daycare during the day,
Speaker 1: so I'm just going to I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. There's no way she would do that adult
Speaker 1: day here. What do I need to don't they care for?
Speaker 1: So what? Well? Evidently are you home alone most of
Speaker 1: the time during the day. Who cares if I'm home alone?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking me that you're trying to break
Speaker 1: into my house? No? You are, man, I don't know, Sharon. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'm hooked up to that uh nine one month stuff.
Speaker 1: Thanks like I could just do a panicle right now
Speaker 1: and don't trace this call and they will come to
Speaker 1: you and arrest you because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: ms Sharon, I'm not harassing you. Your daughter Diane came
Speaker 1: in and up. Yes, she signed you up for you
Speaker 1: to go to this day here Monday, Kodi. Why she's
Speaker 1: at work, so she's going to be dropping you off
Speaker 1: and then she'll pick you up in the evenings on
Speaker 1: her way home from work. Where you got that from?
Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: my doing his name and this is really freaking me out.
Speaker 1: You know a little bit over here, Ivan because I
Speaker 1: don't know why you know my name. He's on my
Speaker 1: daughter's name. This is like the only reason I know
Speaker 1: you all names Ms. Sharon is because she came in
Speaker 1: and gave all the information and she has paid for
Speaker 1: you to come to be a daycare on a daily Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah here. You know what? You sound like a nice guy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, you're smooth, you got
Speaker 1: a nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know
Speaker 1: what to say. I don't know who the hell you
Speaker 1: are though, I don't know what you're talking about. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to no
Speaker 1: daycare center. I'm not going with a daycare center order
Speaker 1: date because I'm fine. Just get that through your head.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home, I got
Speaker 1: a dog, I walk the dog, I go screet shopping,
Speaker 1: my daughter comes over. Everything's fine. I don't know daycare center.
Speaker 1: Understand what I'm saying that there is there is there
Speaker 1: a reason why she would sign you up. Man. She
Speaker 1: must she must be looking out for your best. You
Speaker 1: know your help. Let me ask you. Let me ask you.
Speaker 1: Are you single? Are you single? Are you married? What
Speaker 1: does that happen to do to anybody. I'm not coming
Speaker 1: to no daycare center, all right, Evan, Like, if you
Speaker 1: want to come to my house and you want to
Speaker 1: see how I live, you can. I'm switching this. I'm
Speaker 1: switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come to
Speaker 1: your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're comfortable
Speaker 1: here at the adult day when you get here on Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm not coming there this.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming out of
Speaker 1: my house. But I'll pay you what even you I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like I like your voice. I just like
Speaker 1: your voice and mild how old? How old? I'm fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been with an eighty nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine?
Speaker 1: And you sound really nice? That's like at first I
Speaker 1: was scared of you. At first, I want to be honest,
Speaker 1: I was scared of you. And now I'm not. Like
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm just not you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like you just sound not Yeah, know who
Speaker 1: you are. But okay, so will you be there? Will
Speaker 1: you be at the day like you? Because I like
Speaker 1: to meet you. I'll be at the daycare when you
Speaker 1: arrive on Monday. But I mean not, um, miss Sharon,
Speaker 1: I won't be able to I like that, Miss Sharon.
Speaker 1: That's nice. OA. Okay, So should I should I reach
Speaker 1: out to Diane about this? He reach out to her. Sir,
Speaker 1: reach out to her. Okay, Well, you're not gonna you're
Speaker 1: not gonna come in Monday. I don't know. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be very just light. It's the Sharon. It's not about me.
Speaker 1: It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is
Speaker 1: where you're gonna be, uh, Monday through Friday from all right.
Speaker 1: You know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here.
Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of ladies, you're aging, a lot
Speaker 1: of men your age year. I'm not in the ladies.
Speaker 1: I'm not in late I didn't I'm not. Yeah, not anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm into you. Um yeah. I think it's
Speaker 1: a situation like your your your daughter doesn't want you
Speaker 1: to be by yourself. Could you could I call you back?
Speaker 1: Can I back? Yeah, let's call you back. Let me
Speaker 1: call you back. In a couple of minutes. I'm on
Speaker 1: the shore and I got pulled my off of the thing.
Speaker 1: This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh ms, Sharon, can I tell you who I am?
Speaker 1: I am Matthew trying me from the Steve Warby Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But
Speaker 1: I promise you you're different. You're I promise you. What's different?
Speaker 1: I promise you I'm different. You're related to Steve Harvey,
Speaker 1: like the guy in TV best out of Here. He
Speaker 1: is gorgeous. Called me back. All right, all right, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: I love you. Oh my god, boy, boy boy, can
Speaker 1: I tell you control. I made my mind telling you
Speaker 1: somebody to right get you? All right, I'm saying this man,
Speaker 1: thank you God, thank you so much. Lord. She sure
Speaker 1: didn't sound eighty three, though, or how he didn't eighty nine.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, she didn't sound like sir. She didn't
Speaker 1: sound like a man, didn't sound like I'm like you.
Speaker 1: I like you. No, no call back, Okay, I like
Speaker 1: how you sound. Even you's gonna be there. At first,
Speaker 1: I was afraid of you. I'm going all right, thank
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