WEBVTT - Adult Daycare

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<v Speaker 1>Showing up at the top of the hour. About four

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<v Speaker 1>minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today's subjects.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't nothing holy about his behavior, won't do nothing holy

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<v Speaker 1>about his behavior. Yeah, but right now it is the nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>He's here with today's praying phone call. What you got now?

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<v Speaker 1>Surely I don't know what I did last week Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, adult daycare. I have gotten texts, tweets, Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you name it. This is the lady that got me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got I went for her, but at the latter

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<v Speaker 1>part of it, she actually got me. This is my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend. She called me, holler and saying, this is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite pray call from the depute from now. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, man, if you ain't heard it, he is

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<v Speaker 1>Adult Daycare. Hello, Hello, trying to reach Ms. Sharon's Please, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Sharon. MS Sharon. It's my name is Evan.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you a call from adult Daycare. Okay, because daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Evan, and I got your number and

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<v Speaker 1>all your information here on file. Um, it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be joining us starting on Monday. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>excited to have you and I wanted to just give

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<v Speaker 1>you a call and kind of give you the lay

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<v Speaker 1>of the land of what we have here and how

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<v Speaker 1>how much fun you're gonna have being here most of

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<v Speaker 1>the day with herself. For my my understanding is you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be here probably the majority of this year. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking? What are you talking about? Being there? Where? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>At the adult daycare? Adult daycare? Where where's that? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking? Okay, you said, Evan, my name, My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your daughter is Diane

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<v Speaker 1>you know, yes, Well she's the one that has just

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<v Speaker 1>signed up. You're gonna be at the adult daycare, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming she's gonna be dropping you off every morning.

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<v Speaker 1>And don't know what the hell are you talking about? Evan, Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on a second. All right, First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how the you know who my daughter is.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird

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<v Speaker 1>and like you're trying to get what do you what

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<v Speaker 1>do you want? Do you want money to me? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all, sharing not your daughter has signed you

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<v Speaker 1>up to be here at the adult daycare during the day,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just going to I don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. There's no way she would do that adult

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<v Speaker 1>day here. What do I need to don't they care for?

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<v Speaker 1>So what? Well? Evidently are you home alone most of

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<v Speaker 1>the time during the day. Who cares if I'm home alone?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you asking me that you're trying to break

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<v Speaker 1>into my house? No? You are, man, I don't know, Sharon. Okay, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hooked up to that uh nine one month stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks like I could just do a panicle right now

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<v Speaker 1>and don't trace this call and they will come to

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<v Speaker 1>you and arrest you because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>ms Sharon, I'm not harassing you. Your daughter Diane came

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<v Speaker 1>in and up. Yes, she signed you up for you

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<v Speaker 1>to go to this day here Monday, Kodi. Why she's

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<v Speaker 1>at work, so she's going to be dropping you off

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<v Speaker 1>and then she'll pick you up in the evenings on

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<v Speaker 1>her way home from work. Where you got that from?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who told you that. Yeah, you got

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<v Speaker 1>my doing his name and this is really freaking me out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know a little bit over here, Ivan because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why you know my name. He's on my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter's name. This is like the only reason I know

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<v Speaker 1>you all names Ms. Sharon is because she came in

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<v Speaker 1>and gave all the information and she has paid for

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<v Speaker 1>you to come to be a daycare on a daily Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah here. You know what? You sound like a nice guy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like, you're smooth, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say. I don't know who the hell you

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<v Speaker 1>are though, I don't know what you're talking about. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to no

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<v Speaker 1>daycare center. I'm not going with a daycare center order

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<v Speaker 1>date because I'm fine. Just get that through your head.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a dog, I walk the dog, I go screet shopping,

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter comes over. Everything's fine. I don't know daycare center.

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<v Speaker 1>Understand what I'm saying that there is there is there

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<v Speaker 1>a reason why she would sign you up. Man. She

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<v Speaker 1>must she must be looking out for your best. You

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<v Speaker 1>know your help. Let me ask you. Let me ask you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you single? Are you single? Are you married? What

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<v Speaker 1>does that happen to do to anybody. I'm not coming

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<v Speaker 1>to no daycare center, all right, Evan, Like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come to my house and you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see how I live, you can. I'm switching this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come to

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<v Speaker 1>your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>here at the adult day when you get here on Monday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm not coming there this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming out of

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<v Speaker 1>my house. But I'll pay you what even you I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like I like your voice. I just like

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<v Speaker 1>your voice and mild how old? How old? I'm fifty fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been with an eighty nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine?

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<v Speaker 1>And you sound really nice? That's like at first I

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<v Speaker 1>was scared of you. At first, I want to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I was scared of you. And now I'm not. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I'm just not you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like you just sound not Yeah, know who

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<v Speaker 1>you are. But okay, so will you be there? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you be at the day like you? Because I like

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you. I'll be at the daycare when you

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<v Speaker 1>arrive on Monday. But I mean not, um, miss Sharon,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be able to I like that, Miss Sharon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. OA. Okay, So should I should I reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to Diane about this? He reach out to her. Sir,

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to her. Okay, Well, you're not gonna you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna come in Monday. I don't know. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be very just light. It's the Sharon. It's not about me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is

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<v Speaker 1>where you're gonna be, uh, Monday through Friday from all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's a lot of ladies, you're aging, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of men your age year. I'm not in the ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in late I didn't I'm not. Yeah, not anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in. I'm into you. Um yeah. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a situation like your your your daughter doesn't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to be by yourself. Could you could I call you back?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I back? Yeah, let's call you back. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>call you back. In a couple of minutes. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the shore and I got pulled my off of the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>uh ms, Sharon, can I tell you who I am?

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<v Speaker 1>I am Matthew trying me from the Steve Warby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you you're different. You're I promise you. What's different?

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you I'm different. You're related to Steve Harvey,

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<v Speaker 1>like the guy in TV best out of Here. He

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<v Speaker 1>is gorgeous. Called me back. All right, all right, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you. Oh my god, boy, boy boy, can

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you control. I made my mind telling you

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<v Speaker 1>somebody to right get you? All right, I'm saying this man,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you God, thank you so much. Lord. She sure

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<v Speaker 1>didn't sound eighty three, though, or how he didn't eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, she didn't sound like sir. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a man, didn't sound like I'm like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you. No, no call back, Okay, I like

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<v Speaker 1>how you sound. Even you's gonna be there. At first,

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<v Speaker 1>I was afraid of you. I'm going all right, thank

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<v Speaker 1>your nephew. Coming up next to this Today's Strawberry Letters

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<v Speaker 1>subjects ain't nothing holy about his behavior? Right after this,

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show