Speaker 1: Previously on the Princess of South Beach, my long lost
Speaker 1: twin Maria del Garman has usurped my life and joined
Speaker 1: forces with the Caldon family made est to get revenge
Speaker 1: on my fake parents Luisa and Stevan, who murdered our
Speaker 1: mother and stole me as a baby. Oh and we
Speaker 1: discovered that my boyfriend Raoul purposefully got me pregnant and
Speaker 1: maybe because the accident that killed me and Notcho and
Speaker 1: Esteban are having a secret affair, which is ironic since
Speaker 1: the Stevan is running for mayor as a conservative candidate
Speaker 1: and has been funding anti gay camps for years. These
Speaker 1: recaps keep getting harder and harder. When we last left
Speaker 1: Estrea and Maria del Garmin, they were hiding in a
Speaker 1: pantry listening in on a conversation between Luisa and Estevan
Speaker 1: that was more heartbreaking than a Nicholas Sparks novel. Okay,
Speaker 1: at think Louisa is out for the night. Okay, so
Speaker 1: can we get out of the pantry now? That was
Speaker 1: a very productive spy session. Wow, that's a darkness, a
Speaker 1: dark pantry that wasn't so bad right at all? Except
Speaker 1: when you kicked me. You sorry, I thought you were
Speaker 1: a rat. So is this all you do? You know, spying?
Speaker 1: Do you ever do like made stuff? Well? I watched
Speaker 1: a bunch of Tella novellas for research, and from what
Speaker 1: I could tell, the job is fifty listening to conversations
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to and opening other people's mail, giving
Speaker 1: that advice nobody asked for, and vacuum in once in
Speaker 1: a while. That explains by the house is so dirty.
Speaker 1: We know this was fun, but I think I gotta
Speaker 1: go to bed. It's time to strategize. How can we
Speaker 1: use what we just heard to our advantage? These two
Speaker 1: are ready to crack one in the morning and plotting
Speaker 1: out your inevitable revenge. Wait until tomorrow. Fine, I guess
Speaker 1: I still have three episodes of Los Rico to catch
Speaker 1: up on, but tomorrow it's on. Just don't forget why
Speaker 1: we're doing this, of course, not for Gabby and for
Speaker 1: your real mom. Get your beauty rested, because tomorrow is
Speaker 1: your first real day of being me, And I promise
Speaker 1: you it's not as easy as it looks. When the
Speaker 1: aria let what were you watching me? Sleep? A little?
Speaker 1: But not to be creepy, It's just that I was
Speaker 1: very excited to start planning our sabotage. It's like Christmas morning,
Speaker 1: except instead of presents, it's revenge. Do we have to
Speaker 1: meet so early? Can'tus wait until after breakfast? Great idea,
Speaker 1: Let's go out for breakfast. It's best to plan sabotage
Speaker 1: outside of the house. You mean go out to eat,
Speaker 1: like to a restaurant. Why are you saying it like that?
Speaker 1: Have you never been to a restaurant. I'm an orphan
Speaker 1: raised in a poor convent. When would I have not
Speaker 1: to eat esterday? Fair enough? Oh? My god? Can we
Speaker 1: go to a fancy one like an apple Bee's. Oh?
Speaker 1: I always see those commercials, mayhaw, that's McDonald's. Come on, look,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you somewhere better than an apple Bee's. Gloria
Speaker 1: got that on? Can't be seen in a restaurant that
Speaker 1: has a clown. So let me get this straight. I
Speaker 1: can order any of the things on this menu. That's
Speaker 1: how many works. Yes, sorry, I don't think we're ready
Speaker 1: to order just yet. Can you give us a minute? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't get paid enough for this. Hey, I think
Speaker 1: that's this is amazing, but I don't have money. How
Speaker 1: are we gonna pay? Don't worry. I brought glorious purse.
Speaker 1: I don't think she needs it even more, God rest
Speaker 1: her soul. Oh they have sprite. I've never had a
Speaker 1: sprite on a good day. The sisters want to give
Speaker 1: us hot water with lime. That was the fun drink.
Speaker 1: Every time you tell me something new is somehow sadder. Okay, ma, look,
Speaker 1: look look at me. Focus. I'm gonna need you to
Speaker 1: really focus. But don't forget why we're here. We need
Speaker 1: to make a plan to find Gabby and avenge your parents.
Speaker 1: I've never been to a place that has a table cloth.
Speaker 1: Do you feel this table cloth? It must be the
Speaker 1: softest material in the world. Mia, it's just cotton. Put
Speaker 1: it back. And these forks. I could see my reflection
Speaker 1: in the fork. Look at you, you look so pretty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We have the Mexican little mermaid. Just look.
Speaker 1: Make a little salt and pepper. They're not supposed to
Speaker 1: make salt and pepper. That's small. But everybody is looking
Speaker 1: at us. They have waffles. Okay, okay, sorry, you're right.
Speaker 1: But first, there is one thing I already explained what
Speaker 1: a drive through is. No, no, no, no, it's not
Speaker 1: that I I need to talk to her Mana Claudia.
Speaker 1: I told her I was going to tell the truth,
Speaker 1: and if I'm not going to do that, then she
Speaker 1: deserves to know why your kindness is making this take forever.
Speaker 1: I need to talk to her. Can I borrow your phone? Yeah? Fine, here, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Order me some waffles, a sprite,
Speaker 1: some grapefruit juice, and the lobster oh oh, and the
Speaker 1: Malibu Bahama dollar rama. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but I need it. I better order some pepto bismo too.
Speaker 1: Er Manita, I think you might be enjoying my life
Speaker 1: a little too much. And I don't think ed Mana
Speaker 1: Claudia will be too happy about this. Buenos Dias, this
Speaker 1: is it's me. How are you? Are you on your
Speaker 1: way back? Do you feel better after telling the truth? Actually,
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about that. Don't tell
Speaker 1: me you haven't told them. I've decided not to tell
Speaker 1: the truth yet I do smell money a bit about
Speaker 1: Don't you know that you can't cover the sun with
Speaker 1: one finger? I please don't speak in parables right now,
Speaker 1: but what are you thinking to keep one lie alive?
Speaker 1: You'll drown in a sea of a thousand others. Listen.
Speaker 1: I know this isn't what we talked about, but hear
Speaker 1: me out. I think God put me in the situation
Speaker 1: for a reason. You think God wants you to lie?
Speaker 1: I know, God, Maria, I'm ann God hates lying. I
Speaker 1: know that. But and Mana, this feels like my chance
Speaker 1: to do something important, to find my real family, to
Speaker 1: help us, to find her friend, to do some good
Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah. And I imagine you're not particularly
Speaker 1: bothered by the money, the fame, being the center of attention.
Speaker 1: That's not what this is about. And Manna, you know me,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do I know you the Maria, I know
Speaker 1: I would never lie about who she is, mark my words.
Speaker 1: We're being tempted, like even the garden, like Jesus in
Speaker 1: the desert, like Brad on the set of Mr. And
Speaker 1: Mrs Smith. What you're tempted by the comfort and material
Speaker 1: life can offer you. So I have to be poor
Speaker 1: to be a good person. What's so bad about living
Speaker 1: a little more comfortably? Yes, I admit this life is nice, Okay.
Speaker 1: The beds are softer, the clothes are cuter, and you
Speaker 1: can get as many Malibu Bahammad al Arama as you want.
Speaker 1: What the point is. I don't see why I can't
Speaker 1: have both. Why can't use all this money and power
Speaker 1: to do something good? Because it's all based on a lie.
Speaker 1: This isn't your life. If I had been born a
Speaker 1: second earlier, this would have been my life. Because of
Speaker 1: a second, I grew up with no family, no money, nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a poor orphan anymore. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that your life with me was such a disappointment. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it like that, Manna. You know. I'll
Speaker 1: always be grateful for what you did for me. But
Speaker 1: I didn't choose to live like that. And now I
Speaker 1: have a chance at a better life, one where I
Speaker 1: can make a difference. Sorry, but I didn't call you
Speaker 1: to get your permission. I called you to tell you
Speaker 1: my decision. And you'll see. I'm going to be a
Speaker 1: better Gloria than Gloria ever was. That's a pity, because
Speaker 1: he's the best person I knew. Just be careful. The
Speaker 1: worst lies we tell are the ones we tell ourselves.
Speaker 1: I have to go goodbye and Mona, Gloria, goodbye. Good
Speaker 1: for you. Where the money eat them, soak it in.
Speaker 1: I always enjoyed the lux life, that is until I died,
Speaker 1: While Maria del Garneman enjoys her time in the spotlight
Speaker 1: and Nacho are enjoying a little game of squash. It's
Speaker 1: like tennis, but with a trust fund. Speaking of trust funds,
Speaker 1: heyt lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously, boy do we have
Speaker 1: a juicy scoop for you on the next Tea with Tatiana.
Speaker 1: On the next Tea with Tatiana, we'll talk with a
Speaker 1: mental health specialist who has worked with one of the Calderon's.
Speaker 1: I won't say which Calderone, but I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1: Her name starts with an L and rhymes with visa. Also,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about this mystery Calderon's happy place. Spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: it's her Lincoln Aviator g T. All Right, that's it
Speaker 1: for now, but be sure to tune in next time
Speaker 1: for more scandalous rumors about the Caldero On the next
Speaker 1: team with Tatiana, good for you, where to mon eat
Speaker 1: them soak it in. I always enjoyed the lux life,
Speaker 1: that is until I died. While Maria del Garnaman enjoys
Speaker 1: her time in the spotlight and Nacho are enjoying a
Speaker 1: little game of squash. It's like tennis, but with a
Speaker 1: trust fund. Speaking of trust funds, you've got a lot
Speaker 1: better since the last time we played. See what the
Speaker 1: last time was eleven years I was lower. Well here
Speaker 1: we are now. Oh you okay, you seem you seem
Speaker 1: out of it. It's just I've been thinking about what
Speaker 1: you said, you know, about keeping Gloria happy, and ever
Speaker 1: since the accident, she and I have barely seen each other.
Speaker 1: Between the doctor's appointments and press conferences, we haven't really
Speaker 1: had any one on one time, you know, And I
Speaker 1: don't know. She's just she seems different now, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm losing her. Thank you for over sherring.
Speaker 1: I don't need to remind you how important it is
Speaker 1: for us to be on good terms with the cart Yes, Poppy,
Speaker 1: I know, and that's exactly why I need to do
Speaker 1: something big, Okay, something to remind her, while we're the
Speaker 1: perfect couple, what we are meant for each other. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel you're going to ask me for something, Poppy?
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Okay, here it goes. You know
Speaker 1: how much Gloria loves grand gestures. Well, she lost her
Speaker 1: engagement ring in the accident. So what if I buy
Speaker 1: her a new one, a better one, a bigger one.
Speaker 1: Huh mark carrots, something obscenely expensive, and there it is,
Speaker 1: and I could take her to the place for I
Speaker 1: propose to her, right, really do it up? How are
Speaker 1: your musicians? And give her a second proposal with a
Speaker 1: new ring. It will be so romantic she's gonna freak.
Speaker 1: And how exactly do you plan on paying for all this? Well,
Speaker 1: I know you mentioned some money is she's but how
Speaker 1: bad could they be? Right, It's not like we're flat
Speaker 1: broke exactly. Look like a little complicated situation. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know you borrowed some money out of my trust fund,
Speaker 1: but you said that was temporary, right, puppy, Why is
Speaker 1: your right eye doing that twitch thing? Let both of
Speaker 1: them are doing it? You need it's it's allergies. I
Speaker 1: may have borrowed a bit more money than initially thought
Speaker 1: I would need, and and to um, uh puppy, that
Speaker 1: money is mine And who do you think put that
Speaker 1: money there in the first place? Look, look, look, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but funds are a little tight right now. And I
Speaker 1: promise you I'm working on a solution. But for the moment, Well,
Speaker 1: we will just have to make do with less. And remember,
Speaker 1: as soon as you're married to Claudia, we will never
Speaker 1: have to ask anybody for money ever. Again, you just
Speaker 1: have to find a less expensive way to win her back,
Speaker 1: do you understand? I mean not really, but I trust you, puppy, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll find some other way, Porraoul looks like you're balling
Speaker 1: on a budget for now. Lucky for you, I'm sure
Speaker 1: Maria del Garneman Stace aren't as refined as mine. So
Speaker 1: after that call with edmana Claudia, that might be changing.
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