WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis Duran. My dad Irving hates telemarketers. He belittles

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<v Speaker 2>them when they call, especially during the day on his

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<v Speaker 2>cell phone, which he depends on for his job. So

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer call him and sell

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<v Speaker 2>him something he doesn't want? It will wig him out.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes to us from Aaron. All right erin you

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<v Speaker 2>know the drill. We all know, Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>what happens. Scary is going to start to call as

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<v Speaker 2>the relentless persistent telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer, and Aaron is

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<v Speaker 2>listening in as Aaron phone taps the Dad Irving.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing today's Sarah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is a cell phone call, though.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to offer you AOL nine point zero Security edition.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your computer.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Yes, this is mister David. Don't call me here anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a cell phone quotes questing me a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of money.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye. Well, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.

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<v Speaker 3>I asked you twice not to call me, and you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I don't appreciate it, sir. I don't call me.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, sir, but I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 3>Please do not call me again.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a lot of great things happening in America

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<v Speaker 1>Online these days. Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it your job to be a pain in the ass?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I've asked you twice not to call me and

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<v Speaker 3>you keep calling me, You're getting me very aggravated. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you understand that, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>We have America Online for broadband and dial up? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a dial up in your house or do

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<v Speaker 1>you have DSL or Hello, sir, this is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I specifically asked you do not call me anymore. I

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<v Speaker 3>am not interested no matter what you have, I am

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<v Speaker 3>not interested for a lot of phone calls for me.

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<v Speaker 3>You've made me very upset, and I'm going to report

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<v Speaker 3>you to somebody if you do this one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand do you understand?

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<v Speaker 1>How about ims? Do you understand you could shop online?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand me keep up with current events? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you understand me? Do you understand me? Let me be

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<v Speaker 3>aggravating to you? Now? Do you understand me.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. Hello, this is mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you tired of pap up eds? They can be there,

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<v Speaker 1>papa ed bro. Pop up ads can be annoying, and

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<v Speaker 1>we've got pop up block bro. So we have a

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<v Speaker 1>we have a fine product today, we have something goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>You sound like you're upset.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never buy it from you.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd like to send you a free CDA this time.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we gave you three months free?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? You could you could give me You could give

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<v Speaker 3>me a year's worth of free service. I wouldn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>How about one hundred megabytes of free emails?

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<v Speaker 3>But it wants nothing to do with you? Why do

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<v Speaker 3>you keep doing this? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from

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<v Speaker 3>I know who you are, mister Michael Oppenheimer, whatever the

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<v Speaker 3>hell your name is.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we gave you five months free? How about that?

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<v Speaker 3>What if you listen to me for once during this day?

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<v Speaker 1>Your name is on our list?

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<v Speaker 3>My question.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that we could win you over, Sarah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think not gonna win.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you something. You'll give me a heart

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<v Speaker 3>atime before you win me over. I swear to God.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly, I want to send you something to do with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want nothing to do with your company.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're warming up to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You understand that, but I think you're warming.

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<v Speaker 1>Up to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You keep playing your game, mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'll play

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<v Speaker 3>along with you, and let's see who wins.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll throw in free text messaging for you, Sir, not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick from hundreds of different smiley faces.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm interested, a lot of art were interested.

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<v Speaker 1>And parental control interested. You have children, Sir, not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you'd like to listen to the radio. You could

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<v Speaker 1>stream online?

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<v Speaker 3>Not interested? We know for high school, got interested and

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<v Speaker 3>dial up versions got interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Connections will be ten times faster than your current internet provider.

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<v Speaker 1>Interested at isp.

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<v Speaker 3>Not interested, And let me tell you, Michael, next phone call,

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<v Speaker 3>I will be recording, and then you're going to be

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<v Speaker 3>in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>I think your daughter is the one in a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of trouble. Yeah, my dad, this is scary Jones. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been phone tasted.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been calling for the last two hours on my

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<v Speaker 3>cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do you want to tell your daughter?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell her something later and it won't be pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre

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<v Speaker 1>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show