Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis Duran. My dad Irving hates telemarketers. He belittles
Speaker 2: them when they call, especially during the day on his
Speaker 2: cell phone, which he depends on for his job. So
Speaker 2: why don't you have Michael Oppenheimer call him and sell
Speaker 2: him something he doesn't want? It will wig him out.
Speaker 2: This comes to us from Aaron. All right erin you
Speaker 2: know the drill. We all know, Michael Oppenheimer. Let's see
Speaker 2: what happens. Scary is going to start to call as
Speaker 2: the relentless persistent telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer, and Aaron is
Speaker 2: listening in as Aaron phone taps the Dad Irving.
Speaker 1: Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today's Sarah?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a cell phone call, though.
Speaker 1: I'd like to offer you AOL nine point zero Security edition.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your computer.
Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, this is mister David. Don't call me here anymore.
Speaker 3: This is a cell phone quotes questing me a lot
Speaker 3: of money.
Speaker 1: Goodbye. Well, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with America Online.
Speaker 3: I asked you twice not to call me, and you
Speaker 3: know what, I don't appreciate it, sir. I don't call me.
Speaker 1: Again, sir, but I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Please do not call me again.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of great things happening in America
Speaker 1: Online these days. Did you know that?
Speaker 3: Is it your job to be a pain in the ass?
Speaker 3: Because I've asked you twice not to call me and
Speaker 3: you keep calling me, You're getting me very aggravated. Do
Speaker 3: you understand that, sir?
Speaker 1: We have America Online for broadband and dial up? Do
Speaker 1: you have a dial up in your house or do
Speaker 1: you have DSL or Hello, sir, this is mister Michael
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer to me.
Speaker 3: I specifically asked you do not call me anymore. I
Speaker 3: am not interested no matter what you have, I am
Speaker 3: not interested for a lot of phone calls for me.
Speaker 3: You've made me very upset, and I'm going to report
Speaker 3: you to somebody if you do this one more time.
Speaker 3: Do you understand do you understand?
Speaker 1: How about ims? Do you understand you could shop online?
Speaker 3: Do you understand me keep up with current events? Do
Speaker 3: you understand me? Do you understand me? Let me be
Speaker 3: aggravating to you? Now? Do you understand me.
Speaker 1: Nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. Hello, this is mister Michael.
Speaker 1: Are you tired of pap up eds? They can be there,
Speaker 1: papa ed bro. Pop up ads can be annoying, and
Speaker 1: we've got pop up block bro. So we have a
Speaker 1: we have a fine product today, we have something goodbye.
Speaker 1: You sound like you're upset.
Speaker 3: I would never buy it from you.
Speaker 1: We'd like to send you a free CDA this time.
Speaker 1: What if we gave you three months free?
Speaker 3: Sir? You could you could give me You could give
Speaker 3: me a year's worth of free service. I wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1: How about one hundred megabytes of free emails?
Speaker 3: But it wants nothing to do with you? Why do
Speaker 3: you keep doing this? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer from
Speaker 3: I know who you are, mister Michael Oppenheimer, whatever the
Speaker 3: hell your name is.
Speaker 1: What if we gave you five months free? How about that?
Speaker 3: What if you listen to me for once during this day?
Speaker 1: Your name is on our list?
Speaker 3: My question.
Speaker 1: I think that we could win you over, Sarah, I
Speaker 1: think not gonna win.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. You'll give me a heart
Speaker 3: atime before you win me over. I swear to God.
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 3: Clearly, I want to send you something to do with you.
Speaker 3: I want nothing to do with your company.
Speaker 1: I think you're warming up to me.
Speaker 3: You understand that, but I think you're warming.
Speaker 1: Up to me.
Speaker 3: You keep playing your game, mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'll play
Speaker 3: along with you, and let's see who wins.
Speaker 1: I'll throw in free text messaging for you, Sir, not interested.
Speaker 1: Pick from hundreds of different smiley faces.
Speaker 3: I'm interested, a lot of art were interested.
Speaker 1: And parental control interested. You have children, Sir, not interested.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'd like to listen to the radio. You could
Speaker 1: stream online?
Speaker 3: Not interested? We know for high school, got interested and
Speaker 3: dial up versions got interested.
Speaker 1: Connections will be ten times faster than your current internet provider.
Speaker 1: Interested at isp.
Speaker 3: Not interested, And let me tell you, Michael, next phone call,
Speaker 3: I will be recording, and then you're going to be
Speaker 3: in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: I think your daughter is the one in a lot
Speaker 1: of trouble. Yeah, my dad, this is scary Jones. You've
Speaker 1: been phone tasted.
Speaker 3: You've been calling for the last two hours on my
Speaker 3: cell phone.
Speaker 1: And what do you want to tell your daughter?
Speaker 3: I'll tell her something later and it won't be pretty.
Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tap was pre
Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participants.
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