WEBVTT - The Dating Game…No Seriously, We’re Really Playing The Dating Game 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:14.640 It's Ieu Part two, the podcast where we talk about 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.000 finding love the second time around. I am one of 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.200 your celebrity mentors of course, Pod Guinney. Now you know 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.439 me from the Today Show, The Bachelor, and of course 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:26.520 the iHeart Podcast almost famous to OG's with my former 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:31.440 girlfriend and Bachelorette superstar Trista Sutter nay Wren. Now it's 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.400 Valentine's Day, which means love is in the air. So 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.320 what better way to celebrate love than do our own 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.640 version of the dating game, which I am super excited about. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.600 We have, of course, an amazing single woman who you 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.840 will wait just in a few seconds here, and three 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.360 really great single men, all buddies of mine by the way, 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.440 who are here on the line, who are waiting with 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:54.080 baited breath, reality TV pros that are looking for a 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.080 love connection, and we are going to find it. So 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:57.840 we're going to play a version of the dating game 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:01.960 here and this is of course going to be hopefully 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:07.120 ending in a major love connection. So our lovely single 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.200 woman today is a former model known for being a 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.560 cast member on the Real Housewives of New York and 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.080 Ultimate Girls Trip and now a very successful realtor. She 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:19.600 has got legs for days. She loves horses, skiing, and baking. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.600 But don't take your and Andy scary islands. Please welcome 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:23.880 Kelly ben Simone. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:24.560 Bye. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.040 How are you like your haircut? 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:28.640 Looks good? 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:29.399 Banks. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.640 Yeah, I went really short this time around, so I've 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.320 got a couple of trips to the sun. I figured 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.039 i'd get some some all over tan without sweating in 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:36.800 my face too much. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:37.360 But thank you. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.280 I love that legs for days like. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.840 Legs for days. It's true. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.840 All you gotta do is google Kelly Ben Simone. That's 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:50.960 the first thing that pops up legs for days. Are 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.000 you ready to play the game? I have the dating game, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:55.400 the dating game. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.840 Oh I'm so excited. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.120 I happen to know all three of these gentlemen personally 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:01.160 vouch for each of them. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.760 I like them all very very much. Now. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:07.920 Bachelor number one, our first bachelor, is a retired finance executive. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.520 When he's not golfing, he's either at spend class or 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.360 enjoying the spa. Bachelor number one, you can unmute yourself 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.919 real quick, but don't go on camera and go ahead 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:18.760 and say hello to Kelly. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.720 Please Hello, Kelly. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.920 Oh hi, Hi, Bachelor number one. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.399 So nice meet you virtually. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.720 There you go, all right, thank you, Bachelor number one. Now, 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.400 our second bachelor is a sales director who is considered 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.560 a social butterfly. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:34.480 I can vouch for that. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.600 He loves ice cream, loves going to music festivals, and 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.200 it really happens to enjoy stage coach Bashel number two, 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.280 Why don't you unmute yourself and you can meet Kelly 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:44.600 as well? 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.040 Right, Kelly, Happy Valentine's Day? 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:51.200 Oh how are you? How these voys? Holy? 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.400 All right now, bachel number three, our third bachelor, is 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:01.000 an emergency room doctor who loves the Beatles and he 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.400 believes in chivalry when it comes to dating. Bashing number three, 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:05.800 why don't you go ahead and say hello. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.480 In the words of Joey, How you doing? How you doing? 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:14.200 There you go Joey from friends and you're looking good? 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.720 Yeah, thank you, Bachelor number three, And don't get too 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:22.320 chatty on us, brother. Okay, so you've gotten a chease 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:28.200 to hear the beautiful, velvety voices of our three bachelors. So, now, Kelly, 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.120 before we get into the question and answer portion of 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:34.000 this whole thing, what are you looking for and a guy? 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.120 I mean, you know you're pretty self sufficient. I think 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.800 of Kelly ben Simon as someone who doesn't need a man, 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:42.600 but might want to have a man in her life. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.560 Tell us what you're looking for. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.200 So that's interesting that you just said that I'm someone 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.720 that you think that doesn't need a man. I of 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:56.240 course want to have companionship. And you know, I've always 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.960 wanted a family for my family, and so it's not 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:04.800 that I need a man. I have great, great, great 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.920 role models in my life that are male. Great. You know, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.320 my father was amazing. I have a twin brother, Broba. 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:14.640 You love. He's so charismatic like you. So I am 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:21.960 very used to very charismatic, charming, you know, renaissance men. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.720 And that's what I'm looking for in a partner. I mean, 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.480 at this stage of my life, I just want to 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.839 have the best time ever and I want to share 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.000 everything with them. I don't want to just be on 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:37.320 my own, you know, on Scary Island. I want to 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:41.159 be having the best time with someone that I care about. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.760 And I want to be able to, like, you know, 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.840 care about his kids and I want him to care 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.520 about mine. And I just want to build a family 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:49.200 for my family. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:50.000 Oh. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:50.600 I love that. 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.240 I love that that's saying, build a family for my family. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.760 I think that is really beautiful. Well, I will tell 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:00.600 you what you described. I believe you will find in 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.280 these guys. I've gotten to know them pretty well, and 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.480 I think what you're describing is out there. It might 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.200 even very well be on this call for you. So 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.440 you know how the game is played, right, the old 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.000 school dating game. Basically, we're going to allow you to 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:14.400 ask a. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.360 Series of questions. You keep track. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.640 Whether it be in your head or on paper, doesn't 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.000 matter to us as to which answers you seem to 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.599 jive with the best. Just remember, when you ask these questions, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.680 you make sure you say you know bachelor number one, 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.800 bachel number two, bachel number three, so they know who 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.840 you're talking to. And at the end, we will we will, 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.080 we will make sure that we get a chance to 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:37.200 kind of do a little summation and give you a 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:42.320 chance to choose your bachelor date. All right, So, Kelly's Kelly, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:45.160 Ben Simone, it is time to possibly meet your love 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.320 connection whenever you're ready to take it away. 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.839 Okay, thank you, Bob, You're welcome. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:54.919 So, Bachelor number three for our first date, what would 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.160 you do to make me laugh. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.400 Well, Kelly, there's a lot of things I could do 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.120 to make it laugh. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:03.520 But one of my unknown talents is that I have 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:09.120 a knack for knowing all the words to most of 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.200 the TV shows from the sixties and seventies. So I 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:17.680 could serenade you with anything from Welcome Back Cather to 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.359 The Beverly Hillbillies to. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.000 Gilligan's Island. So I think you would enjoy that. 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:27.520 If that doesn't make you laugh, at least you'd laugh 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:27.880 at me. 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:31.839 Sos. 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.360 I like it. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:37.280 My god, I love that. Bachelor number two, what would 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.400 you do on our first day to make me laugh? 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.919 I just think you being with me is going to 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.320 be such a fun time. You're just gonna laugh with me. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:48.880 We'll be skipping down the street, We'll be having fun 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.400 with the people around us, and just the fun that 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.839 we'll have with each other will make you laugh itself. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:07:01.800 So I like to skip me very I'm professional in 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.760 my professional role, but in my real world, I'm very, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:09.159 very playful. Okay, Bachelor number one, what would you do 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.679 on our first day to make me laugh? 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:15.080 Well, you know, after hearing these two guys talking about 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:19.360 the things he knows from Welcome Back Cotter fun, fun 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.920 fund skipping a lot of fun. Also, I think a 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:29.680 lot of smiles and laughter, touching with each other's hands, 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:35.280 and just enjoying the moment. I think it's very important 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:40.080 that we enjoy the moment and find something good and 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.160 funny about those moments. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:43.240 I love that. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.120 I love that. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:48.040 Okay, Bachelor number one, because you gave me such a 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:53.640 sweet and authentic response. Boxers or briefs. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:57.720 Definitely boxers. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.200 Bachelor number two, boxers or briefs. 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.400 Oh, definitely boxers. I gave up. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.080 Tidy whities were given up. I think in the middle school. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.040 Sometimes I have no idea when never again. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:20.200 Bachelor number three, boxers or breefs. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:24.640 Well, I'm going to go against these guys because I 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:31.080 am a Calvin Klein black brief guy. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:37.040 Okay, Bachelor number three, because you gave me such a 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:40.559 provocative response. If you were here to see me at 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:45.280 a restaurant, give me your big, biggest, your best pickup line. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.720 I would maybe I did this because I'm a physician. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:54.120 I'd go up and say, your heart is making me race, 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.680 and I need to go to the r right away. 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:02.360 Fire up the engines. Okay, learn number two. If you 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.600 were to see me at a restaurant, give me your 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:06.600 best pickup line. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.920 Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number? 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.080 Can I have yours? 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:21.160 I lost my phone? 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.000 Oh that's a good. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.400 Rue and Bachelor number one, if you were to see 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.040 me at a restaurant, give me your best pickup line. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:33.600 Darling, you are absolutely stunning. Have I seen you? I 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:37.800 think I've seen you someplace before. Have we met? No? 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:43.560 Maybe I think I've where Have we met before? And 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:48.360 to strike a conversation in that way? I like that. 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:52.199 That's what I would do, just going in for the intimacy, 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.280 trying to find out how we know each other and 0:09:54.320 --> 0:10:01.160 then putting me off guard. Oh my, oh my god, 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:02.559 do I not know you from somewhere? 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.280 Kelly, You're so good at this. You're such a sweet bacherette. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.800 Okay, if you all right? So that was so sweet 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:19.320 Bachelor number one that I'm going to ask you the 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.800 next question. If you were an animal in the zoo, 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:27.160 what animal would you be? And why? 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:33.000 That's a good one. The big brown teddy bear, the 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.559 bear in the in the zoo playful might even be 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.280 a panda bear. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:43.120 Oh that's so cute. I love that. They are so 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:57.200 cute okay, Bachelor number two. If you were an animal 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.560 in the zoo, what animal would you be and why? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.280 My favorite animal is a tiger, and I think I 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:06.400 relate to the tiger. It's a it's a beautiful animal 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:13.760 and uh because no laughing from the goes. Uh, No, 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.720 it's a beautiful animal. But uh can be very uh 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:27.319 very strong, but yet also very uh. Your sleeksh sneaky, 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.600 you know, in the grass coming up on you. You don't 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:34.599 see me coming, and then you just love me so protective. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:39.240 I love that. Okay, Pastil number three. If you were 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.880 an animal in the zoo, what animal would you be 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:42.240 and why? 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:46.319 Well, I think I would be a cheetah because a 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:52.240 cheetah is the fastest animal in the h out in 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:56.120 the wild, and uh, that way, I'd be able to 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:02.640 chase you down at any moment, cover. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:07.160 Up the engines, chase me down. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.120 I would take you that and I wouldn't necessarily. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.079 Oh my god, you guys are so much fun now, 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:27.079 like SMA, like Bob, I am loving this. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:30.360 This is good. It's good. I told you you're gonna 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:30.920 like these guys. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.640 Batchelumber three, Why aren't you married? 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.000 I'm not married because I haven't met you yet. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:48.000 Okay, Bache number one, why aren't you married? 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:55.120 Okay? So you know, being uh the matured and and 0:12:55.120 --> 0:13:00.120 and well traveled man, I have to tell you. One 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.960 thing I've learned is don't chase. It will come to you. 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.880 It's like a professional athlete who's in a slump and 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.120 the game has to come to him in order for 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:14.760 him to get back in rhythm. And so I'm waiting 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:19.680 for mine to arrive and to come to me as 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:20.640 opposed to chasing. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.600 You know, I love that because that's how I feel. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.840 I feel like the minute you start to chase something, 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.720 just then it's just like the energy. I mean, I 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.720 don't need to be like all energy, but I really 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.640 genuinely agree with that that when you chase people, they're 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.320 just like they can feel the chase. They can feel 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:41.320 and chase. Okay, if you were shipping on an island, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.000 how would you make me feel safe, Bachelor number two. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:49.480 Well, that's easy. We would get our little hut all 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.640 set up. Number one. I would keep you protected from 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.280 the wild, from the other tigers that were out there. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.880 The fire would be there, I would I would go. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.880 We would have our own little cozy spots safe from 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.480 everyone else, and I would hold you in my arms 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.480 and just keep you warm at night. You'd be very 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.520 romantic as well. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:15.000 I love that you're handy, I mean not hands. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:24.840 E although, although if you want that, what are you. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.120 Watched it over three? What would you do to make 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.360 me feel safe on a shipwork down an island? 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:32.920 Well? 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.600 When you talk about being shipwrecked on an island reminds 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:39.040 me of the movie cast Away with Tom Hanks. And 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.960 the first thing is I would do is I learned 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.120 how to make fire. 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:49.840 I've made fire. From there, I'd be able to go out. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.960 I'd be able to catch fish, we would eat, we'd 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:59.360 have lots of warmth, and then i'd have you instead 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:04.920 of spalding. If you saw, you'll understand it's not I 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.320 just fell flat on my face. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.360 So if we're on the chipwrek on this island and 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.440 you make you make a fire for me a UK 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.400 and I have like a big bag of luggage with 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.040 all my clothes in case I have to chase. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.520 Something work, I'm really definitely glad about that. 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.240 How do you feel about that, Bachelor number two? If 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.040 I bring a huge bag. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.920 With me on our deserted island, Well, Yeah, you're not 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.840 deserted until you're there, right, so obviously you were preparing 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:36.640 to go somewhere else. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:37.720 I like that guy like that. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.960 I have no I have no problem with you bringing 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.120 that bag, but you won't need any of it to 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:43.840 while we're on there. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:45.320 It's just the two of us. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:47.400 Will you carry it for me? 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.920 Of course I carry it first. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:57.360 Shoulders. Why not you? Bachelor number one? How do you 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:02.200 feel about lots and lots of luck? Not like emotional 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.040 I'm talking, Mike. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.120 Real baggage. Yeah, that baggage. 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:06.040 That baggage. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.680 Yeah, thank you for that clarification, because I was going 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:12.720 to ask you mean that's it those skeletons in the closet. 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.160 Yeah, no, no, no, I don't bring baggage with me. 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:18.360 I've been on ID Part two for too long. I can't. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.880 I can't bring it on anymore. Only a carry on. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:26.080 Kelly, I absolutely love that response. But here's what I 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.960 would do to ensure you'd be safe. I would keep 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.200 you close to me. I'd hold your hand, I'd keep 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:35.800 you close to me at every turn, and everything that 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:38.640 I'd be doing, you would be right there with me, 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:43.440 supporting and ensuring that you felt comfortable as far as 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.920 the luggage goes, I think that would be wonderful and 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:51.400 a great way for us to play and act out 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:56.880 in different roles or different things and associated with the 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:00.960 things you brought to wear. Let's play that out so 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:06.159 the time would take its course over the course of 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:12.400 as if we're playing around at going out to dinner. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.480 I'll be like, okay, batch the number one, you be 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.040 your favorite housewife and I will be my least favorite 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.000 house wife. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:23.920 I will that could be. 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:28.280 So blessed to bring humor to it and try to 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:29.320 beat the house. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.600 Oh my god, I feel so sorry for you guys. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:41.159 You're like, what, who is the housewife? Oh? That's my 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.840 number one? Can you cook a meal first with the twofer? 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.760 Can you cook a meal in thirty minutes? And number 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.960 two describe the meal? 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:56.560 So the short answer is yes, within thirty minutes. And 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:03.200 the second part of that would be pasta with your 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:11.639 choice of of meats or shrimp or whatever. But that's 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.680 the route. I would go us pasta with a great 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.960 bottle of wine that we could talk over while everything 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:23.400 is prepping. But it would be it would be pasta 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:25.160 nice Italian meal. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:31.960 It's like giving me picture memory of that scene where 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:36.600 they're like, we's like making the pasa so cute. I 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.840 love that. Okay, Bachelor number two, because we haven't hadn't 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.040 heard from you in a second as number two. If 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:43.840 you're going to cook for me and do you cook? 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:46.119 What do you cook? But I'm not going to do it, 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:47.840 lady in a tramp pasta like that. 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:54.560 We're going to do in thirty minutes, not a problem. 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:58.480 Probably might go to would just be a nice salmon filet, 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:04.359 sautata spa, I guess, roasted potatoes. Definitely a bottle of 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:07.000 wine to start. Definitely a bottle of wine diring and 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.040 a little after drink after dinner. 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.480 First of all, I love salmon. It's like one of 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:16.399 my favorite it's my like, it's my like food my 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:18.960 if I could love food, it's salmon. Don't ask me why. 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:19.560 I just love it. 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.000 Your comfort food always. 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:22.960 I've always had since I was a kid. Don't ask me. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.159 I'm from Rockford, Illinois. Where were we getting salmon? But 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:27.720 like whenever they had salmon, I was like, oh, love 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:27.919 of it. 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:30.080 That's one of the fresh Kroger waters. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:35.280 Yes, love I love that. Love the wine. That's a vibe. Okay, 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:38.800 since you were such a great vine with the wine 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:45.080 and the salmon. Bachelor number two, I'm a chicken and 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:50.240 you're a rooster. Give me your sexiest mating call. 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:52.520 I almost screwed up and did a turkey. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:56.960 That works. 0:19:57.600 --> 0:19:58.800 Let's see. 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:05.720 Doodle doo here, A little one that's good? 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:09.480 A doodle do I want to do you a little one? 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:13.800 Is that your choice? Bachelor number two. 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:21.359 Bastally number three, if you were a If I'm a 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:24.040 chicken and your rooster, give me your sexiest meeting. 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.239 I don't get to tell you what I would make 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.200 it for dinner, yet you can. 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:30.040 You can tell me. 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:33.280 I don't seale from Batslan number two, but it would 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:38.040 be a grilled filet at one hundred and twenty five 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:42.760 degrees in internal temperature, followed by grilled salmon seven minutes 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:45.280 on the skin side and flip it over to the 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:48.000 other cooked at four hundred and forty five. 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:48.520 That would be. 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:55.439 Along with that, there'd be caprisy salad girl, the girled 0:20:55.440 --> 0:21:00.760 asparagus same time, sweet potato fries, and very nice glass 0:21:00.840 --> 0:21:03.040 of shardon I if that's what you'd like. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:05.920 One and forty five. Now you're intimidate. 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:09.400 It's easy. 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:13.359 It's so hot so listen. 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:13.920 I don't. 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:16.960 I don't. I don't cook food. I like. I don't cook. 0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:18.960 I make food for my family. I don't know. I 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:21.120 don't know exactly what that is or what it looks 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:23.640 like or what it tastes like. But my kids are 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:29.800 we're raised. But I am super impressed. 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:30.800 And we would do it together. 0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:34.800 Oh so you're going to teach me, Yes, here you go. 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:37.160 All right, let's get your rooster call. 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:40.560 All right, let's hear it. Let's hear it, Batchel number three, 0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:44.480 your rooster call, I'm a chick in your rooster. Let's go. 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:52.240 A little warbie. I like it. 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:58.160 This is such a good sports You're literally making my day. 0:21:58.920 --> 0:22:00.320 Literally, we're really. 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:04.480 Really making my day. This is really a big thing 0:22:04.560 --> 0:22:08.840 for me. Line in the sand. Are you handy? And 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:12.280 I mean with a hammer? Bachelor number one, are you handy? 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:16.240 I mean with a hammer, not your hammer? A hammer? 0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:20.760 You take the words right out of my mouth. Do 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:25.440 you do what you do when you do how. 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:26.240 We will do? 0:22:29.440 --> 0:22:34.200 And yes, darling, a hammer and I get along real well. 0:22:34.920 --> 0:22:40.120 Whether it's my hammer the man made him? Yes, good 0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:40.640 with a ham. 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:43.960 I have not smiled this much in a very long time. 0:22:44.000 --> 0:22:47.480 You guys are like, literally like this is like the 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:50.960 highlight of my day. Get fashion Week. 0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:53.200 I told you you like these guys. 0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:57.040 Bob, I'm literally like loving this so much. I love 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:00.679 your rooster. I love that he puts the rooster into Yuh. 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.000 These guys are not getting The're not getting short changed 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:04.040 love okay. 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:08.000 Bachelor number two, are you handy? And I mean with 0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:08.919 a hammer? 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:14.680 I've got good hands, yes, with or without a hammer, 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.959 So I am handy and I'd love to show you. 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:26.480