Speaker 1: Ailita.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling very well right now.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you, my baby?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Your stomach, your chest, your hips, your knees. Let me see,
Speaker 4: I might have something in my purse.
Speaker 1: Oh how about a little big.
Speaker 5: Geg you know maybe, but I think I'm sick with.
Speaker 4: Love, goodness, gracious grape balls of fire.
Speaker 5: I am your host Rico or THI is joined by
Speaker 5: our lovely AA, some motist ex husbands, all of you. Well,
Speaker 5: should we see if we can find someone or someone's
Speaker 5: for our sweete main dator.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Guy is thirty years old.
Speaker 5: He is a creative Taurus that will snuggle up on
Speaker 5: the couch with a TV lineup of some Fades, six
Speaker 5: feet Under, twin Peaks, and Anything Housewives. He has loved
Speaker 5: comic books since he was a kid, and I hope
Speaker 5: he is ready to meet our own superhero Kapitan Lileana.
Speaker 2: Complete with cape and special powers.
Speaker 1: Ah ha Tran Trondantan.
Speaker 4: Oh Wilita Sensus everything. I am here to save you
Speaker 4: from the wrong love.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, is that the China.
Speaker 1: Nada? Just with my intelligence?
Speaker 4: Yeah and listen, I am here to save the day
Speaker 4: and find you love, whichever way gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get to it. Let's meet our main dator Guy.
Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello for everyone listening to us right now. Guy
Speaker 5: has neck tattoo that is just Oh I wish you'll
Speaker 5: could see it.
Speaker 2: It is stunning.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Guy. We want to know a little bit about who
Speaker 5: you are, what you do, what makes you take? What
Speaker 5: would your besties say to describe you?
Speaker 6: Tell us, I'm originally from Texas, so I love country music, gorgeous.
Speaker 6: I moved to La to go to school. So you're
Speaker 6: at USC and just stared here afterwards? What you see?
Speaker 6: Is it really what you get? Most people think that
Speaker 6: I'm like aggressive or some sort of f boy, you know,
Speaker 6: but I'm actually really sweet, deep down and just a
Speaker 6: loving person. My friends would describe me as being charismatic,
Speaker 6: so they love having me around, and yeah, that's me
Speaker 6: in a nutshell.
Speaker 2: Yes, I definitely get the charisma it is there.
Speaker 5: And I love a taurus, so yes, yes, yes, Now
Speaker 5: I hear that your fur babies come first, so must
Speaker 5: love cats a requirement one hundred percent.
Speaker 6: My cat, his name is Chewy. He's super cute, super fluffy,
Speaker 6: super loving, but he's my number one, so nobody allergic
Speaker 6: to cats hopefully noted.
Speaker 4: I want to know about the Housewives and all of
Speaker 4: those shows. Is that like a twenty four to seven
Speaker 4: kind of thing?
Speaker 6: So there's enough franchises out now that it actually can
Speaker 6: be hit twenty four to seven thing. I had kind
Speaker 6: of left the desk job for a minute, and my
Speaker 6: sister was just like, you need to get into this,
Speaker 6: and that kind of blew her off for a while.
Speaker 6: But I started one and I didn't look back. I
Speaker 6: like binged through one beginning to end, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: what's the next one? I should start? And then I
Speaker 6: dived in and it is a guilty pleasure, I will
Speaker 6: admit it.
Speaker 4: You're from Texas, but what is your background? I'm Mexican,
Speaker 4: so do you speak Spanish? See novelas Nob's novelas.
Speaker 6: I think that's where it translated. I got like the
Speaker 6: went from like novelas to like ugly Betty and like
Speaker 6: soap opera's an to like now we get in the
Speaker 6: real soap opera and like in the tabloids and all that,
Speaker 6: and it's just so much drama. And I think that's
Speaker 6: why I love it ran as well watching novellas.
Speaker 5: With I never thought that my guilty pleasure around reality
Speaker 5: TV was tied into a NOVELA.
Speaker 1: Cool, that's so real.
Speaker 4: You say that your grandfather was the first Latino border agent.
Speaker 4: You said, that is how the family really assimilated.
Speaker 1: What did that mean? So if you had any.
Speaker 4: Relatives to the coming through the border your dad, if
Speaker 4: you didn't like them, it say no go back, I.
Speaker 6: Wish I'm kidding. So basically, he got this job that
Speaker 6: required him to kind of hide his Latino nests, and
Speaker 6: he ended up naming my aunts and uncles very gringo
Speaker 6: names and didn't allow them to learn Spanish. So I
Speaker 6: was actually able to go to bilingual classes and elementary
Speaker 6: so that's how I got fluent. But whenever I hear
Speaker 6: my answered uncles try to speak Spanish, icringe because it's
Speaker 6: like so bad. It's so bad, But it's not their fault.
Speaker 6: But it was always interesting because like my grandma and
Speaker 6: grandpa would be talking to each other in Spanish, and
Speaker 6: I'd be like the only one in the whole family
Speaker 6: that would be able to like understand and get the
Speaker 6: tea and know who they were gossiping about.
Speaker 1: Your grandparents still around.
Speaker 6: No, my Wellifa is but dementia and she's been in
Speaker 6: a home for about eight years for that. But she's
Speaker 6: the one who mostly raised me. And I think that's
Speaker 6: why I get along with older people a little bit better.
Speaker 6: No good to know, because I was just raised around
Speaker 6: you know, older people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can teach you a few good things as
Speaker 4: older people.
Speaker 5: Now, you seem like you have an open mind and
Speaker 5: an open heart.
Speaker 2: What does the ideal relationship look like for you.
Speaker 6: We're working towards a future together, whether that means purchasing
Speaker 6: a house at some point, maybe if they want to
Speaker 6: have kids. We're working towards you know, being able to
Speaker 6: adopt down the line, but just making sure that we're
Speaker 6: on the same page for a future that we want
Speaker 6: to build together and making sure that it's somebody that like,
Speaker 6: we could watch each other grow into the people that
Speaker 6: we want to become.
Speaker 1: Is having kids important?
Speaker 6: So I'm totally open to it. If it's something really
Speaker 6: important that you know, the partner I want or I
Speaker 6: have wants, then sign me up. If it's really important
Speaker 6: to them. If it's something that they don't want, then
Speaker 6: I'm totally one hundred percent cool with that too.
Speaker 4: I love how you think. Very very sweetheart. Okay, we
Speaker 4: have another question for you, very important. So what has
Speaker 4: worked for you and your past relationships and what hasn't
Speaker 4: worked for you?
Speaker 6: The relationships that didn't work out is because maybe we
Speaker 6: didn't communicate enough, like initially, and I think that's kind
Speaker 6: of led to problems down the line. And also sometimes
Speaker 6: things change during relationship and being able to communicate those
Speaker 6: changes has to be a good dialogue, you know, whether
Speaker 6: it's something that's really uncomfortable to bring up, having somebody
Speaker 6: that's not going to shy away for the sake of
Speaker 6: it being easier to just.
Speaker 5: Not talk about it, how do you then manage uncomfortable conversations?
Speaker 5: What would be the ideal scenario for you when something
Speaker 5: uncomfortable comes.
Speaker 6: Up some one of those people? And I know there's
Speaker 6: a lot out there that when somebody says we need
Speaker 6: to have a talk, it's like in an anxiety attack.
Speaker 1: For every human being.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so maybe study like a little text before, like hey,
Speaker 6: I want to have a conversation about this, so they
Speaker 6: could prepare themselves and what they think about that before.
Speaker 6: So when we come together to have this dialogue face
Speaker 6: to face, nobody's getting blindsided, and everybody is able to
Speaker 6: articulate how they feel about it, because you know, sometimes
Speaker 6: you sleep on it and the next day you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: actually forgot to mention this, this and this, you know.
Speaker 6: So being able to prepare yourself emotionally and mentally for
Speaker 6: a dialogue that may be uncomfortable, I think makes it
Speaker 6: a little bit easier for both parties.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you dated somebody?
Speaker 6: I've been single for about fourteen months.
Speaker 2: How long did that relationship last?
Speaker 6: Do you want? A half years?
Speaker 1: On and off right on?
Speaker 2: Were you nesting with this partner? Were you cohabitating?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: And I think that's a big reason of why it
Speaker 6: did not work out, because they kind of didn't have
Speaker 6: a plan to ever really do that anytime soon. And
Speaker 6: that's something that I eventually do want, Like not saying
Speaker 6: that I need it right off the bat, but it's
Speaker 6: something that I do eventually want to work to.
Speaker 5: When it comes to dating, when it comes to being
Speaker 5: in partnership, are you someone that organizes the date, plans
Speaker 5: the thing or are you the one that goes with
Speaker 5: the flow? Do you want half and half like some
Speaker 5: dates you like plan or some dates you have them
Speaker 5: planned for you.
Speaker 2: What's the vibe?
Speaker 6: I would ideally like half and half because I kind
Speaker 6: of make sure like that you're both doing stuff that
Speaker 6: you both want to do, Like I want to take
Speaker 6: you out to this restaurant. Cool, the next time I'll
Speaker 6: take you out the one that I want to take
Speaker 6: you to. You know, I've dated some people where it
Speaker 6: was just like I'm kind of pulling teeth to kind
Speaker 6: of like, hey, we're going to do this date, and
Speaker 6: that works for me as well, But ideally it'd be
Speaker 6: nice to kind of both take each other out equally.
Speaker 2: Are you a big foody?
Speaker 6: I love keeping up with a fine dining seat in
Speaker 6: LA because it's also one of the main reasons why
Speaker 6: I love living here, So keeping up on like, oh,
Speaker 6: one of my favorite chefs from this restaurant just opened
Speaker 6: up a new spot. We need to go check it out.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, okay, big foody. You know your chefs,
Speaker 2: you know you're really TV your shows.
Speaker 4: Quattoos, he's got it all. And I hear that you're
Speaker 4: a little kinky in a little vanilla. Look at asking
Speaker 4: these questions. Look at what is vanilla?
Speaker 1: Bring it?
Speaker 4: You bring it a Wilita knows about those things, Vanilla.
Speaker 6: I love you. I love you know, like where you
Speaker 6: want to rip each other's clothes off and there's like
Speaker 6: a white sheet in the wind blowing through the window.
Speaker 6: I love that, you know. But also like if you
Speaker 6: want to like choke me a little, I'm cool with
Speaker 6: that too.
Speaker 5: Damn yes, I mean this was this one's got the
Speaker 5: change already at all times alone, do not choke?
Speaker 1: What are we talking? That's also another question, why, Vanilla.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it depends on the mood, you know. Sometimes you
Speaker 6: are like a rainy d like this. You want to
Speaker 6: be snuggled up and you know, connected, and you wanna.
Speaker 4: Yes, romandico la pasion. Yeah, oh my god, where is
Speaker 4: husband number six?
Speaker 1: Anybody knows?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know, but that has been married five times.
Speaker 4: That's what gives me the right to tell you, guys
Speaker 4: what to do and not and to find you the
Speaker 4: right partner. This is important. Love is important, honesty and
Speaker 4: all of that is good, and I'm so glad that
Speaker 4: we're here to do that for you guys.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you so much for sharing everything with us.
Speaker 5: Guy.
Speaker 2: We love how cool and kind.
Speaker 5: You are, and we have some pretty exceptional matches. So
Speaker 5: we're pretty excited to meet the contestants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2: We'll be back after the break. Welcome back today, Mayawani
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 5: All right, it's time to meet some of our excited contestants.
Speaker 2: Meet Jordan.
Speaker 5: Jordan delights in true originals and has a well developed
Speaker 5: artistic practice, currently getting an MFA in film. Loves to
Speaker 5: draw and paint, and might be even looking for amuse.
Speaker 2: Hi Jordan, Hi, how are you so so good?
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, let's meet at Turo is a thirty
Speaker 5: six year old double cancer A very thoughtful individual who
Speaker 5: is surrounded by great friends and family, but looking to
Speaker 5: add a special.
Speaker 2: Someone to the mix.
Speaker 5: He is down to curl up next to a boo
Speaker 5: and read a good book or head to the cinema.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: And last but not, we have Oscar Oscar is a
Speaker 5: bicoastal set designer who bounces between Brooklyn and Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Originally from Guatemala, he has a unique worldview and is
Speaker 5: drawn to men who aren't afraid to dive deep in thought.
Speaker 5: We have an incredible bunch over here. I am so
Speaker 5: very excited.
Speaker 2: Ugh, I want need that.
Speaker 1: What is this ketchup, your ketchup your cat.
Speaker 4: We am totally our work cut out for us today,
Speaker 4: but welcome aboard.
Speaker 5: Now that we are all here, let's just hop in
Speaker 5: and break the ice with a game that might be
Speaker 5: hard for these creatives.
Speaker 2: So listen up, duties.
Speaker 5: I know that you can't be boxed in, so we're
Speaker 5: just gonna try to get the heart out of each
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 2: We will call this game If I were.
Speaker 5: We would provide a category, and you must tell us
Speaker 5: something you identify with you want to.
Speaker 2: Get an example.
Speaker 4: It's a little example, Midhico. If you were a beverage,
Speaker 4: where would it be?
Speaker 5: If I were a beverage, I would be a ginger kimbuucha.
Speaker 2: There's eff vescence, which I love and adore, and I'm
Speaker 2: a very effervestent in person.
Speaker 5: Yes, Also it's a little funky and it is a
Speaker 5: taste you have to acquire totally, which makes it.
Speaker 1: Put the bottle back.
Speaker 5: Here we go, here we are anyway, that would be
Speaker 5: my beverage. So thenuro, what would be your beverage?
Speaker 8: If I were a beverage, I would probably be orange juice.
Speaker 8: I stand alone pretty well, but then you can mix
Speaker 8: me with lots of things, and I probably just improve
Speaker 8: upon whatever that is.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love it, Oscar. What would your beverage be?
Speaker 3: I would be a fresh glass of water, gorgeous? Why,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think everyone just needs water and
Speaker 3: be fresh at some point.
Speaker 2: Cute? Love it, Jordan, what would be your beverage?
Speaker 7: Honest, I feel like I'd be kind of a dark
Speaker 7: soda like, kind of a guilty pleasure, but goes good
Speaker 7: with most things, which you could take me anywhere. Unavailable
Speaker 7: in most places. I'm really resonant to that energy and
Speaker 7: taste really good skin, but they're delicious.
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, Okay, pretty good.
Speaker 2: Excellent responses across the board.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the next one. Indeed.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's a fun one. If you're a smell what
Speaker 4: would you be? Come on now, Oscar?
Speaker 3: Oh fresh laundry.
Speaker 2: Oh that's an excellent response.
Speaker 4: Is that with or without those little bollitas that you
Speaker 4: put in the dryer with? Double about you, Jordan.
Speaker 7: You got to hear me out, because honestly, it might
Speaker 7: sound a little plain, but I am obsessed with the
Speaker 7: smell of vanilla. I think it is universal. I think
Speaker 7: it's appealing. It's a little sweet, but it's also very inviting.
Speaker 7: I will absolutely dawn have vanilla sent any day of
Speaker 7: the week.
Speaker 5: Okay, yummy, very very nice.
Speaker 8: I would say eucalyptus. I think it's a really really
Speaker 8: calming sense, but it's also a little bit elevated.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 6: And it smells great in the shower.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm afraid of this one.
Speaker 5: If you were a nineties or two thousands era pop princess,
Speaker 5: who would you be?
Speaker 1: Jordan?
Speaker 2: I see you, I see you do want to do
Speaker 2: you want to take this one in?
Speaker 7: It would be Gada hands down, like without a doubt,
Speaker 7: absolutely very die hard.
Speaker 5: With her gorgeous Yes, yes, yes, yes, Oscar, what are
Speaker 5: your thoughts?
Speaker 3: I would be Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 1: Oh I love her.
Speaker 2: Yes, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 8: I don't even know if she's a two thousands queen,
Speaker 8: but Selena Gomez, I really resonate with her because I
Speaker 8: feel like, you know, we're figuring it out, you know,
Speaker 8: we we know our strides and our strengths, know we
Speaker 8: want but it's a little time. But uh, you know
Speaker 8: we're flourishing now.
Speaker 6: So I really uh like your journey.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 5: If you were a tool, what would you be think,
Speaker 5: Homo depot.
Speaker 1: I'm really afraid with this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I would be a screwdriver.
Speaker 2: Oscar would be a screwdriver.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oscar explain.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like you just need a screwdriver. They just
Speaker 3: with everything. Everything needs screws now. They're just so, you know,
Speaker 3: just put things back together.
Speaker 2: This is an amazing response.
Speaker 4: The two that's my main tool screw drive it I
Speaker 4: mean driver?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
Speaker 8: I guess that would be a shovel because it helps
Speaker 8: you plant, but it helps helps you.
Speaker 6: Bury as well.
Speaker 8: There you go, like, I can, you know, help cultivate,
Speaker 8: but also if you get into some stuff, I can
Speaker 8: help you too.
Speaker 1: You're a done deal.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jordan, what would you be?
Speaker 7: I mean, I really don't know a lot about tools,
Speaker 7: but maybe like a hammer.
Speaker 2: I feel like they're.
Speaker 7: Very straightforward and practical, but they also have the dual
Speaker 7: side so they're kind of versatile.
Speaker 2: Oh, we love a versatility moment. Yes, yes, I would
Speaker 2: eat that. One more question? What is there one if?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: This one is really really sweet? What would you be
Speaker 4: if you were a dessert?
Speaker 1: Jordan?
Speaker 7: I am a sucker for some ice cream, but also
Speaker 7: like a milkshake type moment. I can do any flavor,
Speaker 7: but like I like unique ones. I think it's sweet
Speaker 7: savor and always very comforting on a cold day.
Speaker 1: What happened to vanilla?
Speaker 7: I'll take vanilla, but you know I can get a
Speaker 7: little diverse there.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, it's good to know.
Speaker 3: I'll be chocolate cake O busy.
Speaker 8: Why it just sounds good, you know, it's just just
Speaker 8: want some chocolate cake.
Speaker 5: Just decadent, delicious chocolates, timeless, timeless, gorgeous, Yes, very good.
Speaker 6: I would be a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 8: I think everyone likes chocolate chip cookies so and taste good, warm,
Speaker 8: mm hm cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love all these answers.
Speaker 5: I think, oh, y'all really gave beautiful imagery as well
Speaker 5: and a bit of an understanding as well as how
Speaker 5: you operate internally.
Speaker 2: This is beautiful.
Speaker 5: This would be I think, our perfect set way to
Speaker 5: our next game before Auilita sends one of you packing unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Our main dator is a self proclaimed TV junkie and
Speaker 5: might enjoy a real housewife franchise or two.
Speaker 2: So in today's game of Housewife Strife, you will need
Speaker 2: to give us.
Speaker 5: Your best housewife intro tagline that encapsulates your personality and
Speaker 5: tell us how would you navigate the drama that is
Speaker 5: currently unfolding amongst you ladies.
Speaker 2: So here's the drama. You are on a ski trip.
Speaker 5: In Aspen and all goes wrong when you all are
Speaker 5: snowed in the chateau you're saying, and one of the
Speaker 5: housewives is having a full blown panic attack, So how
Speaker 5: do you maintain the piece and comfort them? We're gonna
Speaker 5: give you all a minute to think about a tagline
Speaker 5: and how would you comfort them?
Speaker 2: So take your time.
Speaker 1: Okay, are we ready with our answers? Yes?
Speaker 4: Art, what is your tagline and how are you maintaining
Speaker 4: the piece?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 8: So my tagline, I think, and situationally, of course, is
Speaker 8: probably it's not that I don't care, it's what I
Speaker 8: really don't care, And I think to maintain the peace, please,
Speaker 8: I would kind of let it just burn, you know.
Speaker 8: I think sometimes people in servile situations need to kind
Speaker 8: of work through a lot of things, and I don't
Speaker 8: also think it's my job to kind of manage people's
Speaker 8: emotions all the time. I would also just kind of
Speaker 8: be curious to see how people function in that space.
Speaker 8: So I would definitely sit back and watch for a second.
Speaker 8: It's kind of observed, and then if I felt like
Speaker 8: there was an intervention needed, I would always step in.
Speaker 1: I like that, okay, Oscar mammos.
Speaker 9: My tagline is I might come from warm weather, but
Speaker 9: that doesn't mean I don't have enough layers to handle this.
Speaker 4: Ya yai.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I have like mushrooms in my suitcase.
Speaker 9: I would like probably like start micro dozing on them
Speaker 9: and then ask if the girls want to join, you know,
Speaker 9: to maintain the piece and to do some healing while
Speaker 9: we look for a solution together.
Speaker 1: In another world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mushroom world, all right now, Jordan.
Speaker 7: My tagline would be, I can dish it, take it
Speaker 7: and look good while doing it.
Speaker 1: I get league, and how are you maintaining the piece?
Speaker 7: I guess for one, it would depend on if she's
Speaker 7: my friend or not, if she's my enemy, whatever, But
Speaker 7: if we're cool, if we're peers, if we're equals, and
Speaker 7: I like her, then I think that I would support
Speaker 7: her and whatever she's going through, maybe we can talk
Speaker 7: about it and we might find a way to work
Speaker 7: through it together.
Speaker 1: Great answer, Good heart.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, well I will eat that.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: Sadly, you have to let one of these beautiful qutis go.
Speaker 1: So you are each adorable ard. I like your hair
Speaker 1: like it is. It looks really good.
Speaker 4: However, I need to think a little bit more about
Speaker 4: our main data and the things that might match with him.
Speaker 4: But at this point, right now, I'm really really sorry,
Speaker 4: though you are the most adorable cute person in the world,
Speaker 4: I have to let Oscar go.
Speaker 5: Oscar, what a joy and a delight. You are so
Speaker 5: sweet and kind and just love your smile. We are
Speaker 5: so sad to see you go, but unfortunately we have
Speaker 5: to do this as part of the game.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much everyone. This was great. I really
Speaker 3: enjoyed myself.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Thank you to contestants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so so much. Have a great rest
Speaker 2: of your day. We'll be back after the great.
Speaker 5: Welcome back today, my Amili the first Now it's time
Speaker 5: to get a bit more intimate with these two remaining contestants.
Speaker 2: So what we're going I know you do.
Speaker 5: What we're going to do is send Aalita off on
Speaker 5: two speed days for some cafes. Awilita with these last
Speaker 5: two Oh all right.
Speaker 2: You have your one on one with.
Speaker 4: Now, let's have some What is it that you are
Speaker 4: looking for, my love? What kind of person are you
Speaker 4: looking for to share? Because you would like a relationship,
Speaker 4: right sure, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: I think when I think of my partner, I think
Speaker 8: of them as a whole person, right, seeking another whole
Speaker 8: person some much flags that I really look up for
Speaker 8: are people who really love bomb right, so quickly falling
Speaker 8: into situations where people are wanting to spend a lot
Speaker 8: of time with you, really pushing forward to wayship that
Speaker 8: hasn't even got to that place yet. And so I
Speaker 8: just want someone who has like a life of their
Speaker 8: own and so that we can get together and like
Speaker 8: really just enjoy each other's company without necessitating some kind
Speaker 8: of like dependence upon the other person to make them
Speaker 8: feel like a whole person.
Speaker 4: So you are looking for a partner, yeah, someone that
Speaker 4: you can be serious with, but you are also looking
Speaker 4: for a polyamorous relationship.
Speaker 6: Well, I want to explore things.
Speaker 8: I don't want to ever define anything because that kind
Speaker 8: of defeats the point of explos right. If I'm saying
Speaker 8: this is what I want, I'm open to exploring kind
Speaker 8: of where this person is and where I am.
Speaker 6: I think things change over time.
Speaker 8: I think it's hard to place such a large responsibility
Speaker 8: on one person to be or everything right. I think
Speaker 8: we get so much of our support and our love
Speaker 8: and our experiences from multiple people, and so I don't
Speaker 8: think that's weird to also explore in my love life.
Speaker 4: Absolutely now, I agree one hundred percent. So tell me
Speaker 4: how to read. You don't mind me calling you that?
Speaker 4: Do you our our leitas? You know we're all with
Speaker 4: the yeah, yeah, What is it that you do for
Speaker 4: a living?
Speaker 8: I work at a nonprofit here in Los Angeles focusing
Speaker 8: on homeless.
Speaker 4: Services, Okay, and I think on your little bio I
Speaker 4: was reading that people don't take that very well when
Speaker 4: you tell them what you do.
Speaker 8: I tend not to talk too much about it in detail.
Speaker 8: I think what I have learned is that it kind
Speaker 8: of goes the two directions, right. The one direction, it's
Speaker 8: becomes as narrative like, oh, you must be a really
Speaker 8: good person.
Speaker 6: We need people like you in the world. And I
Speaker 6: don't think that's.
Speaker 8: Fair because I'm getting paid to do the work that
Speaker 8: I'm doing, right, Not to say I don't care about
Speaker 8: the work, but I'm getting paid to do it.
Speaker 6: And then the other components.
Speaker 8: People start telling me all about homelessness, and they start
Speaker 8: talking about why it's an issue and all these things.
Speaker 8: And I can't always be an educator. I love what
Speaker 8: I do and I appreciative of the work that I
Speaker 8: get to do. It's such a hot topic of Los
Speaker 8: Angeles and everyone has an opinion and it doesn't really
Speaker 8: suit my mental health to always be the person to
Speaker 8: kind of always be on and being an advocate.
Speaker 1: So have you always been this level headed?
Speaker 8: So I'm actually so as a double cancer, right, I'm
Speaker 8: run by emotions.
Speaker 6: Logic doesn't work well with me.
Speaker 1: I would think it does, do you.
Speaker 8: Because previously I vaded multiple libras and we just do
Speaker 8: not We don't get it. We can't communicate our needs
Speaker 8: because you know, someone says, you know, I need to
Speaker 8: do x y Z because of you know x y Z,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, I don't know what that means. I'm
Speaker 8: studid because I want to do it or I don't
Speaker 8: want to do it. So at times it feels very childlike,
Speaker 8: but it really if it feels good.
Speaker 6: To me, I'm going to do it. It feels wrong, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to do it. That's just a bottom line.
Speaker 5: So sorry to interrupt, but Awlita here is a busy woman.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna move on to our next speed date.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, Jordan, and here.
Speaker 5: I let you be with a Alita take it away.
Speaker 1: How are you, Jordan?
Speaker 7: I'm very well.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: I am great? And first of all, I love your
Speaker 1: pink sweatshirt.
Speaker 3: Thank you love pink.
Speaker 1: So what are you looking for, Jordan?
Speaker 7: I'm definitely looking for some more stability in my life.
Speaker 7: I like someone who's opened a conversation, someone who's emotionally available,
Speaker 7: someone who leads with kindness, and someone who can pull
Speaker 7: me outside of my comfort zone and hopefully I can
Speaker 7: put them on the things that we can be mutually
Speaker 7: symbiotic in that way.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, when was your last relationship?
Speaker 7: I kind of had a pandemic boyfriend, but I feel
Speaker 7: like that was really circumstantial, so I guess like twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Well, I was see your neighbor.
Speaker 7: No, it was just like everything was closed off. So
Speaker 7: it felt like the person that I was talking to
Speaker 7: at that time we kind of only had each other
Speaker 7: and it felt very isolated and very like not social,
Speaker 7: and I don't think was very healthy at that time.
Speaker 7: I hope they're well, but it was definitely like I'm
Speaker 7: glad that that's in the past.
Speaker 4: So what are the red flags that you don't want
Speaker 4: anywhere near you?
Speaker 7: I think a big one, especially with like queer people,
Speaker 7: is like not being able to talk about your feelings,
Speaker 7: just being candid, being honest. For whatever reason, it's like
Speaker 7: hard for people to do and like, just let me
Speaker 7: know what you want, and I think we'll get along
Speaker 7: just fine. But I think those were like my standouts.
Speaker 4: Now, what is it that you do to impress someone
Speaker 4: that you really like?
Speaker 1: Are you subtle or oh no.
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm not subtle at all.
Speaker 7: I think if I really really liked I'll be very
Speaker 7: direct and I'll be very forward.
Speaker 6: If I really like you, I'll show.
Speaker 7: You something I really love. I'll take you to some
Speaker 7: place that I think will kind of value you. I'm
Speaker 7: very hopeless romantic, but I think I have a classic
Speaker 7: idea of romance. I like gestures of love. I like
Speaker 7: flowers and gifts and you know, going somewhere nice, lurging
Speaker 7: a little bit, and good time.
Speaker 4: What is it that you would like to see in
Speaker 4: the future in a long lasting relationship besides the communication,
Speaker 4: how do you want that person to be I would.
Speaker 7: Hope that, and I've never been in like a very
Speaker 7: long term relationship, but.
Speaker 4: In that we're working on that right now, so I hope. So,
Speaker 4: if the main data was listening to you right now,
Speaker 4: what would you say to him about how you planned
Speaker 4: this relationship to be?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 7: I hope that when it comes to issues, overcoming them
Speaker 7: is not something that's intimidating. I would want us to
Speaker 7: have incredible openness and whenever there's any type of inkling
Speaker 7: of anything wrong or if you want something, or if
Speaker 7: there is any type of feeling of distrust, I would
Speaker 7: just like there to be a very clear, open dialogue
Speaker 7: to just be able to be on my communication. But
Speaker 7: it's not I feel like it's deeper than that, Like
Speaker 7: I feel like there should be no walls and you
Speaker 7: should be able to talk to each other about anything.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what a relationship is from minute one. It
Speaker 4: has to be true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a beautiful, beautiful set of answers. Thank
Speaker 5: you both so much for your openness and your honesty
Speaker 5: and transparency and earnestness and answering all these questions with
Speaker 5: Alita Alita.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps we should be transparent with our contestants here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, remember when I mentioned to one of you, Jordan,
Speaker 4: that what would.
Speaker 1: You say if our main data was listening to you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, our main data has been on this call this
Speaker 5: whole time. But before we introduce him into the call,
Speaker 5: we are going to ask the both of you to
Speaker 5: go back into the waiting room because we're going to
Speaker 5: have a really intense conversation to see which one shall
Speaker 5: be chosen as the date for our main data.
Speaker 2: Alita is gonna be hard.
Speaker 5: Very These two really brought it in the Goufa see though,
Speaker 5: really brought it on the last game. I think they
Speaker 5: both are really thoughtful, ernest, sweet kind.
Speaker 4: They have all the qualities. Well, let's see what our
Speaker 4: main dat has to say.
Speaker 2: Guy, you want to hop in?
Speaker 3: I'm back.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts?
Speaker 6: Okay, first of all, what too brilliant, just genuine men,
Speaker 6: Thank you for setting this up. I wish it was
Speaker 6: this easy in the real world.
Speaker 1: It's just the real world is a Wilita's world.
Speaker 6: I definitely do agree with kind of leading towards Adurito's more,
Speaker 6: I'm going to start climbing out for two.
Speaker 1: He liked it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 6: I love it. I do think there's a little bit
Speaker 6: more compatibility of where we are in our lives, to
Speaker 6: be honest, although I do think both brought really beautiful,
Speaker 6: genuine answers to the questions that y'all ask them, like
Speaker 6: on paper, the questions. I'm just like yes to both,
Speaker 6: you know. I think it really just comes down to
Speaker 6: a compatibility of where we are in our lives right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm there with you.
Speaker 5: I know, two really wonderful people, so there's no doubt
Speaker 5: are amazing. Thank you, guys, we're seeing a bit all right,
Speaker 5: a Wilita, how are you feeling.
Speaker 1: Both of them are? They have very nice qualities.
Speaker 4: They're both kind, But yes, Ardito is a little more
Speaker 4: balanced and more secure and where he's going.
Speaker 1: I love his answers. He's totally there.
Speaker 4: He thinks about everything, he thinks about the pros and
Speaker 4: the cons, and he's willing to work with you and
Speaker 4: communicate and have a life together.
Speaker 1: And he also wants that. So let me think about
Speaker 1: it for a minute or two.
Speaker 2: All right, beautiful, let's bring in our two contestants. Welcome back,
Speaker 2: Welcome back. What is your verdict?
Speaker 4: What can I say, both of you are amazing, both
Speaker 4: of you. Unfortunately one has to go and the one
Speaker 4: person that will be dating our main dater today and
Speaker 4: the other person please don't hate me, is Ardurio.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Jordan. We absolutely adore you. You are so just
Speaker 5: kind and sweet and earn amazing.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: I have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: You're a beautiful human being, you have an amazing heart.
Speaker 4: You are going to have a wonderful life, and I
Speaker 4: really pray wholeheartedly that you find that very nice person
Speaker 4: that will share your life.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jordan.
Speaker 5: So without further ado, neat guy guy, come on and
Speaker 5: turn on your camera.
Speaker 8: Ali, Hey, nice to me, too mean, too too guy.
Speaker 5: What were your first impressions when you saw and we're
Speaker 5: seeing the show develop.
Speaker 6: A lot of it was just how eloquent his answers were.
Speaker 6: He seemed very thought out, like because they're very spontaneous
Speaker 6: questions and it's kind of hard to just think of
Speaker 6: something on the fly, but everything seemed very like well prepared,
Speaker 6: like he had thought about what kind of relationship he's
Speaker 6: looking for, what kind of partner he's looking for. And
Speaker 6: I'm at that place in my life where I'm also
Speaker 6: just kind of ready to dive, like dive in nose deep.
Speaker 6: You know, So I think I really related to him
Speaker 6: on that level.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, and met though. What are your
Speaker 2: first impressions?
Speaker 6: I'm super excited about this, me too.
Speaker 5: Okay, you two, we know there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna send you off on your little virtual date.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try on to eep strands.
Speaker 3: So hard.
Speaker 6: Would you do for work or what do you do
Speaker 6: besides the acting modeling thing? I tattoo as well? Oh awesome? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I have like a second bedroom at my place that
Speaker 6: I use to do that. So that's also a big
Speaker 6: reason why I also try to get out of the
Speaker 6: house a little bit more because I work from home,
Speaker 6: and yeah, it's nice having people over, you know, but
Speaker 6: at the end of the day, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 6: I still got to get out of here at some point.
Speaker 6: What do you do? Like around only? Like, what are
Speaker 6: your hefferings to do? My happy place if I had to,
Speaker 6: would be like on the beach reading a book. Oh
Speaker 6: what are you reading right now? Right now? I'm rereading
Speaker 6: this play that I'm adapting into a play, the dialogue
Speaker 6: is kind of more like poetry almost, so I'm just
Speaker 6: trying to like modernize that into like a contemporary context.
Speaker 6: And I yeah, so when I adapting something, I try
Speaker 6: to keep my palette cleansed. So I'm like, that's the
Speaker 6: only thing that I'm reading, and because I'm rereading it
Speaker 6: like every day, you know, just is kind of like
Speaker 6: brainstorm ideas and stuff like that. Are you a reader?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 8: I do enjoy reading, full disclosure, Like I tend to
Speaker 8: like really fallow like young adult books that I've learned
Speaker 8: that like sci fi kind of like my favorite genre,
Speaker 8: which I didn't realize until someone told me. I'm reading
Speaker 8: before the coffee gets cold. It really it's a short
Speaker 8: like vignette kind of book.
Speaker 6: Nice. Don't feel bad about the Ya things because I
Speaker 6: do love uh ya your TV you know, like heart Stopper,
Speaker 6: Like I don't know if you saw that, but I love,
Speaker 6: like I love a good coming of age story. Either.
Speaker 6: I have a cat. Are you cool with that? Yeah?
Speaker 8: That's are cool. I was telling someone, Actually, cats are
Speaker 8: like new for me, so for it such a long time.
Speaker 8: I was like they're just too independent, Like who would
Speaker 8: want a cat. But then there's like some kind.
Speaker 6: Of beauty in that, right. Oh yeah, because I like
Speaker 6: to travel, you know, so it's nice to be like, Okay,
Speaker 6: I could be gone for like three days and like
Speaker 6: not have to worry about him at all. You know,
Speaker 6: I have his like dry food onto like a like
Speaker 6: blue to its feeder. You know, he's got his like
Speaker 6: litter robot thing that, like it's this litter for him
Speaker 6: every time. So I can be gone for like a
Speaker 6: few days, you know, and that's nice because I'll have
Speaker 6: somebody like come cats in and it's like, oh, just
Speaker 6: give him his wet food and play with him rather
Speaker 6: than like come over clean his litter, do this, do that?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 6: It's like not just complain with him. It's pretty easy
Speaker 6: to get cat sitters that way. Where do you look
Speaker 6: to travel? Highest thing on my to do list right
Speaker 6: now is like all the domestic trips that I still
Speaker 6: haven't gone yet too, you know, Like I think number
Speaker 6: one on my list is New Orleans, Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: because also I want to do like the party cities
Speaker 6: that like I before I get older and I get
Speaker 6: like the hangovers are that much worse, you know, or
Speaker 6: stuff like that like I kind of want to do
Speaker 6: it while I'm still young and want to be doing
Speaker 6: like where I can stay out to like two am,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because even now it's even like getting kind of
Speaker 6: a stretch, you know. I'm like at the bar and
Speaker 6: it's like one, and I'm like, all right, I gotta
Speaker 6: go home. But I love Mexico City a lot too.
Speaker 6: I'll just go like for my birth every year, and
Speaker 6: like I'll invite friends and if if you can make
Speaker 6: it great, you know, I'll get a bigger airbnb. But
Speaker 6: if nobody can, I'm like I'm still gonna go.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I haven't been to Mexa City
Speaker 8: since I was little. My friends and I cargo to
Speaker 8: is Tuloom apparently every year at least. But after that
Speaker 8: trip is like our cat nicker reset, right, because it's
Speaker 8: a lot of partying.
Speaker 6: Which is party also not not as cheap as other
Speaker 6: places in Mexico too, so it's like what it was.
Speaker 6: We're like, Okay, I'm actually spending like American amounts of
Speaker 6: money when I'm here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well wow, wow wow. I hope those sweeties hit it off.
Speaker 5: Find us back here next.
Speaker 2: Week as Leleanna and I make some more matches. Good
Speaker 2: work today, I wanted that.
Speaker 1: Oh we did good. I like what I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: Date My Away.
Speaker 5: The First is a production from WV Sound and I
Speaker 5: Heard Media's Mikutura podcast network, hosted by me Vico ortis
Speaker 5: joined by the fabulous Leanna Montenegro bait My Houri. The
Speaker 5: First is produced by Leo Clem, Nico Raquel, and Sophie
Speaker 5: Spencer Zavos. Our executive producers are Wilmer Valderrama, Leo Clem,
Speaker 5: and Nico Raguel w V Sound. This episode was edited
Speaker 5: by Sean Tracy and Nico Raquel. This episode features original
Speaker 5: music by Gabe Lopez and Alvaro Morello. Special thanks to
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Speaker 5: also to our hopeful romantics this week, Guy Oscar Arturo
Speaker 5: and Jordan.
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Speaker 1: Just do it better, Besitos