1 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a PhD. 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: Man, hell yeah, and I'm studying little aerospace technology on 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 2: the side. Its independent, Yeah, chemistry, Okay, rocket. 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Propulsion type shit. 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 2: I'm talking to the people that SpaceX about possibly getting. 6 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: In the program. Rocket propulsion is the next level. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 2: Son, Yeah, that's where I'm at with it. Niggas ain't 8 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 2: up on that. White niggas don't even know about this shit. 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: What rocket propulsion? That's the They got different levels of 10 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: different type of say. I'm not a rocket scientist. Most 11 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: propulsion is the next level exactly. Not too many niggas, 12 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: no proposal, niggas. 13 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: See, that's what I'm saying. I'm already out of niggas league. 14 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 2: When it comes to the verbs. I already been studying 15 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 2: like aero dynamics and shit for like last couple of summers. 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: Only summers. Yeah, I'd be busy through the year, right, 17 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: So I wake up early and I say that for 18 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: the summer, I got time for it in the aerodynamic 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: summer school. Yeah you feel me. Nigga learned airflow, That's 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. 21 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: And it's all about how you manipulate the digestive track. Oh, 22 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 2: I hope motherfuckers is ready for what we're about to 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 2: do today, man, because you might not know this, but 24 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 2: let me give you an eighty. 25 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: Five South Show quick fact. 26 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 2: What's Donete Rotherins is one of the first guests that 27 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 2: I ever had. 28 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: On the show. It was in the office, son, exactly 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: as soon as soon as I came ahead, I said 30 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: that come up as real nigga. Most definitely it was 31 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: a It was an office with no smoking size and 32 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: ship couldn't do what the fuck I needed to do 33 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: and get my ship done. 34 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: But you know, shout out to Steve Harvey for not 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 2: charging us no rent. We was using that space for free, 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 2: my nigga joke. Sacrifice his whole job for. 37 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: That, man. 38 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 3: That's how you got to do that. 39 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, this ship not been successful. Steve probably would 40 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 1: have suited him. He been smoking wet out of a flight. Yeah, 41 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: but he don't want He wasn't using this ship. He 42 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: get off there five But in this space. You know, 43 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: I'm saying back then, Oh yeah, so I got one 44 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 1: of my original you know o G guests on the 45 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: shoulder today. Come on, man, oh man, this is the 46 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: full circle. 47 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 2: Yes, sir, and I told you when you came to 48 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 2: the office then that it was gonna happen. 49 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: We manifested and it. 50 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: Was like, I mean, I like to see to come up. 51 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: As soon as I went there, I was like, h 52 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: it's a lot different and it's like a lot of 53 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: times people don't see your vision. Y'all. Always knew y'all 54 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: what y'all vision was. Yeah, And instead of like by 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: bay by by not what we're gonna do, y'all, motherfucker 56 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: did it. So you know this, this is an era 57 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 1: in the in the in the in the time where 58 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: give him motherfuckers they fly with So you gotta get 59 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: eighty five souse man cooking from my office. Nigga was 60 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: not an office. It weren't supposed to be there a spot. 61 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,679 Speaker 1: This nigga was not supposed to be Nobody's supposed to 62 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: be there. This nigga was opening the door. Let us 63 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: hear it. Act like you didn't see it, like niggas 64 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: trying to make it sound like Steve was like, come 65 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: on over, like sir, you fun going on. He was 66 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: doing this ship for months before Steve even knew the ship. 67 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: Steve walked in one name, What the hell going on? 68 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: You niggas. You niggas think y'all smart y'all think y'all 69 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 1: sick hammer must not have been on sody, he said, Nigga, the. 70 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 2: Camera was all like it was in the hallway. He 71 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 2: walked down and said that. He definitely said on camera. 72 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 2: But they don't know Steve Harvey gangster when that. 73 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: Ship, Oh yeah, he talked that ship in between the family. Dude, 74 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he does when the camera yet cut 75 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: right back to it. 76 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 2: You gotta get it all out. That's the only way 77 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 2: you're gonna be able to be clean on tee bro. 78 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: You gotta cuss. Gotta get them cuss worries out. Motherfuckers 79 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: that never cut like that. 80 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 2: Bill, You could have said people right there, but you 81 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 2: said motherfuckers. And it's more motherfuckers than there are people. 82 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, way more man, Yeah, because you didn't walk 83 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: there and spineing a lot of motherfuckers. There's so many 84 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: motherfucking people in here. There's a lot of motherfucker people here. 85 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: There's a lot of monthfucky people here. They don't never 86 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: see the sign of sing. It's like fifteen motherfuckers everybody working. 87 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: It's light. Oh I can't the crew don't come up 88 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 1: with me it's like, no, who comes today? Now, I'm 89 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: taking the day off, nigga, Dude, I got some sick 90 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: leave or something. 91 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 4: With that nigga is the crew sometimes normally it's be 92 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 4: more people that that we are a lot of times 93 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 4: we don't know who. 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,559 Speaker 1: It's probably almost fired. 95 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 2: There had a couple of weeks ago because I finally 96 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 2: seen how that nigga right, that nigga, he right like 97 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 2: one of the little rascals. And ship he had the 98 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 2: art back was like toys O rush it was down there. 99 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: Rob was like, bro, you shouldn't get the fun out 100 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 1: of here. Man backwards hell yeah. Then he didn't even 101 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: put down there. This nigg put Darneill and I was 102 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: like racist. Anybody say Darnelle is a racist motherfucker. And 103 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,919 Speaker 1: they brought the new magazine. The magazine. I was like, 104 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: but if you were to say Dunelle, I like that ship? 105 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: It is, brother, how DC it is Dunell? Yes, Yes, yes, 106 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: I am liking it. Yes, I like that ship. My 107 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: nigga was out there on when I came out to 108 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: the summer camp, he was canoeing and all kinds of shit. 109 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 1: I was a river nigga, son, I was a river 110 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 1: I was a river nigga, but then that was a 111 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,479 Speaker 1: little too tough, so I said, let me breaking down 112 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: to the river ninja. But I had a good time. 113 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: We was in the corn fields for two years doing 114 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 1: shows and nobody was doing shows right, doing stuff that 115 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: nobody was doing. I tell people all the time, They 116 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 1: was like, well, how was twenty twenty for you? Like, 117 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 1: financial was probably one of the worst years I had, 118 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 1: But mentally and a piece, it was dope. Man. We 119 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: was out there and never It was even hard to 120 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: tell people how much fun we was having because back 121 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: then people was critical of the choices you made. 122 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 3: You couldn't post a picture. 123 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: Without a mask on. I'm like, oh, look at this nigga. 124 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: He don't give a fuck about my grandmother. He out 125 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: here breathing the motherfuckers. He could have that shit. Give 126 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: it to my aunt. 127 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 3: She got diabetes. 128 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: You just killed my mother for your aunt. But we 129 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 1: had we was lucky enough that had we had testing 130 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 1: when we was out there. She was bad at that. 131 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: They was like, oh, it must be nice to have 132 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 1: rich friends that can afford to test you. I was like, 133 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,119 Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. And we was out there living until 134 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: you came out there we tried to give you COVID shop. 135 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 1: He showed up king the shit got shut down. It 136 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: wasn't you. You came, you came, You came, Did you 137 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: come twice? You came one time? And the time you 138 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: came is when the bubble got busted. Man I said, 139 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: what happens onbody had COVID in there? We had fifty 140 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: we had like fifty nine shows. This summer was over 141 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: and we had a clean We had a clean record. 142 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: The whole summer was over. They agreedy ass. He wanted 143 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: to do more shows. I'm like, that's just in what 144 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,119 Speaker 1: it with being the right like now He extended another 145 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: week and the next week he extended. That's when the 146 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: bubble it was when you came. That's where the buffalo 147 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: box down there, the way that you said it came 148 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 1: with you. No, it was unfortunate becase I knew how excited. 149 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: I wanted you to get the whole experience. And you 150 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: came and you stayed one day. Did you even see 151 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: the show? Did you see the show first night? Yeah? 152 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: And then I was supposed to take aim on the 153 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: river because we was do we would do activities and ship. 154 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 4: So wait, Manue, you was like, from what I saw, man, 155 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 4: it looked like you was the. 156 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You was really taking. It 157 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: was like the Camp Council because we everybody was here, 158 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: but then we didn't really like Dave's wife was used 159 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: to plant activities, like she'd be like, oh, today we're 160 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: gonna do it sipping paint. Right, nobody wanted to do 161 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: that ship and we went on the We went on 162 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 1: the river one day and I fell in love with 163 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: that ship. Man. That river was so goddamn peaceful, and 164 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: I was like this, I'm just gonna control this. I 165 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: roughed the whole river shit out. And as much as 166 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: many shows we did. Everybody they liked the shows and 167 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 1: like the other stuff, but everybody was dope. Everybody was 168 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: excited about going to the river. God damn Chris rock 169 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: flute rolled down. The flute floated down the river. And 170 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: what you're just in a canoe by yourself. Everybody, you 171 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: can get a kayak or canoe. I started with kayaks. 172 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: I like the canoe better because you can have somebody 173 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: in there. But I mean, the funny thing is to 174 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: see hood niggas in the fucking canoes and ship you 175 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: don't know nothing about that ship. Ty Lip showed up 176 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 1: with some motherfucker Timsol this ship that was Brooklyn the 177 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: shehell you wantn't do them in a in a canoe 178 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: like this, But can't Rock fucking floated down the river everybody, Yeah, 179 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: that was well, kn't Rock flew down there when he 180 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: when he floated down the river, and you know, people 181 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,679 Speaker 1: have questions about him, and it was funny about it 182 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: was I would and I would have elbowled that much. 183 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,439 Speaker 1: So that's that's an interesting accident. Accident by accident, you 184 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:43,439 Speaker 1: would have all that make white people turn. 185 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 186 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: But he rolled down the river, he said, Man, I 187 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: feel like I've been on this river for thirty minutes. 188 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: I feel like I had twelve hours of anger management. 189 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: So everybody went down there was definitely something that's in it, 190 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: something peaceful about going down the river. 191 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 3: It was dope, man, that's what he wants to man. 192 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: Dave's hell on the whole sucking town most of it. Yeah, 193 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: that's what I heard. This one fucker own the whole town. 194 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: And that's Yellow Springs. Yellow Yeah. Hell yeah. 195 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 2: Every time I tried to pay for some ship, they 196 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 2: said they was already take care of whole air B 197 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,079 Speaker 2: and B. I went to the pieces shop to get 198 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 2: some pieces they like. 199 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: They might have thought you was gonna rob him too, 200 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: because it ain't a lot of niggas and yells. Why 201 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: would I beat the nigga out there robbing. 202 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 3: I think any niggay pull up. 203 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:33,960 Speaker 1: Any of those stores, they would say that it ain't 204 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,439 Speaker 1: enough for y'all, So we give you something when you 205 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: come to and they got nothing to do with do hoodie. 206 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 1: That's like a uniform of robbery right there. White people 207 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: see a hood they'll be like, oh my god, I'm 208 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 1: getting nervous. And the main one to wear hooded though. 209 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, but now if you saw a white dude with 210 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 2: a motherfucking on, you'd be terrified because you probably start 211 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 2: rapping or blowing up ship or shoot. Anytime a white 212 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 2: dude well hoodie, then that's that's when your fucking feelers 213 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 2: should go up. 214 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 3: That looks suspicious as fuck. 215 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: And a white dude with a ball head white was 216 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: a boy head usually try to date black women. Sneaky minds, 217 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 1: White dudes with phades trying to suck black women. White 218 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: the boy heads and hoodie, Yeah, they like black chicks 219 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: into it. They want to. They want to, as doctor 220 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,200 Speaker 1: Umar said, they want to swim in the milk. I 221 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: didn't go ball, that's what he said. I chose swim 222 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 1: in the milk. Oh yeah, that's you know, Doctor Umar 223 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,680 Speaker 1: got all the phrases. A couple of white chests, You 224 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 1: bunny hopping. I don't know if you gotta do this 225 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 1: to get through the white visits, but you bunny hopping. 226 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: And then if it's a black chick that fuck with 227 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 1: white men, she's swimming in the milk. I didn't make me, so, 228 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 1: he said. So he just been coming up with all 229 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: kinds of ship. 230 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, he got different, they get different. 231 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: But swimming in the milk and bunny hopping is his 232 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,320 Speaker 1: most popular ship. 233 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 2: And you know, probably saying ship like that probably get 234 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 2: him more white women than any. 235 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: And then no, he won't he won't get caught with 236 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 1: the white chicken. He won't get caught with him. 237 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 2: But I'm sure he be knocking him off here and 238 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 2: now got a fuck his whole brand up. 239 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: So you think a nigga ain't gona we focused that 240 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: she used? If he did that, is you an expert 241 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 1: on anything? You gotta look at it close I don't know. 242 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 1: But doctor, but doctor Umar, I'm pretty sure he stayed. 243 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,959 Speaker 3: He stayed away from the pink toes. 244 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: Pink told, that's what they call. You don't know these terms, Yeah, 245 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: pink toes? What keep clubs? Are you upon of pink toes? 246 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: Like camel toes? Yeah, but they're pink because it's white, 247 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: so they call the pink toes. Nah, white women actually 248 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 1: have pink feet. I didn't get I didn't get that far. 249 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: I just stay up close to the vaginal. Man, I'm 250 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,559 Speaker 1: telling you, it's different degrees of white people do It's 251 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,440 Speaker 1: different degrees and translucent white people. White people ain't even 252 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 1: really white people. 253 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 3: That's like an offshoot of white people. 254 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,079 Speaker 4: You're talking about the redheaded white people. 255 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: That is like a subculture of white people. You're not 256 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,600 Speaker 1: supposed to call them gingers, black nigga, right, I don't 257 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,079 Speaker 1: think black people be using terms like that. Ginger. Oh 258 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 1: you get you gotta take the off, I said, I'm ginger. 259 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: I said, ginger, what my ginger? You'd be like the. 260 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 4: Motherfuckers said nigga in the classroom. 261 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 1: What's up my ginger? I said, We'll sit down. Ginger. 262 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 1: You gotta be very specific with that don't go too 263 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 1: far with that lotion. I'm gonna dry up soon. Lead 264 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: a lotion, Lead a lotion. Man, Come on, man, ask 265 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: Larry as Lawyers do we even do this ship? I 266 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: gotta say this. He hit up with it until somebody 267 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: said the magic word. You know what the magic word 268 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 1: last uh huh? The magic word or phrase up to 269 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:54,840 Speaker 1: day is Aspert Lawrence even laughed. He laughed, I just listen. 270 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we got a special guests in the house 271 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 2: with us today. 272 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: Man, literally in the house. Do you see this treating 273 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: we got we are. 274 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 4: This is becoming more and more of a goddamn look. 275 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 1: At the microwave bitches, because because why not, we could 276 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 1: have got an air fright that Mike awaved these bitches. 277 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, I got one of my 278 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: O G guests here. He's been all the way back 279 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey studio. 280 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 3: He got a hand the studio. 281 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: The studio ship upstairs. But we just yeah, I went 282 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: up in there that first time. I was like, okay, 283 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: but if you can feel the energy, you can feel 284 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: something that's going up, you can feeling that it was 285 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: some people that was passionate about it. Look from the 286 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: office to a whole goddamn, god damn fucking productions around 287 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:47,120 Speaker 1: the whole studio, New Netflix, specially on the way right now. 288 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: You watch right now, it's going on on the ship. Uh, 289 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,040 Speaker 1: it's gonna They watching it right after the interview. They 290 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: might have watched it before because they out birds flying high. 291 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: You know how I feel, breeze drifting on by. How 292 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: do you know how I feel? It's a new doll. 293 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: It's a new day, the Negro spirit, new life for me. 294 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: You know, I call him motherfucker done robins in this 295 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:27,960 Speaker 1: new day kill with us to day and congratulations you 296 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: got specialized. You said you shot that motherfucker a couple 297 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: of times, so you got it how you wanted it. Yeah, 298 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 1: it was like I just about two years ago, Dave 299 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: came to me. And this was after we had worked 300 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 1: these shows in the in the corn fields. You came 301 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: out to you came out to shooting them. It was 302 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 1: interesting because people always think that people would think that 303 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: I came to Dave like could you produce my special 304 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 1: He saw me rocking night at the night in the 305 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: corn fields and we had what we had already tour together. 306 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: But it was just something different about the corn Fields 307 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,280 Speaker 1: because it was a challenging audience. It was it was 308 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: a difficult audience. It was a difficult time. And then 309 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 1: he really got to connect with my set and he 310 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: was like, Donnie, I want to produce your special. I'm like, 311 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: all right, whatever. We had talked about it. Sometime after that, 312 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: right at the end of when the pandemic was on 313 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: his heels, on his way out, we shot a specially 314 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: as Charlotte because our first stab at it, I ripped 315 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,080 Speaker 1: the show, did two shows, ripped the show, caught a 316 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 1: standing ovation. I'm chest bupp and stand Latham. Ricky Hughes 317 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: was excited, like we got it. And then it was 318 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: announced that Dave was producing a series of specials called 319 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: The Home Team, which included Lunelle, she did hers Earthquake, 320 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: Tony Woods, and myself. We had got to the point 321 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: where we had announced that these specials are coming out. 322 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: It was out in the trade magazines, whatever, it's coming out, 323 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: and maybe like a week after that, I'm all amp like, oh, 324 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm finally get a special out. He called me, and 325 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: I was about to go on stage in Baltimore. He 326 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: called me. He said, Donelle, I hate to tell you 327 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,760 Speaker 1: this that don't get upset. I said, well, he said, 328 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 1: but I want to shoot your special over. And you know, 329 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: as a comedian, if somebody said he want to shoot over, 330 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: the first thing you think is it wasn't funny enough. 331 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 1: That's the first thing you're gonna think. You ain't think 332 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: of lightening or nothing. He said, you ain't think, I said, 333 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: I said, why you want to shoot over? How did 334 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 1: I go from excitement of that night to you want 335 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: to shoot over? 336 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 3: And he explained to me, said. 337 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,520 Speaker 1: Donelle, you one of the funniest comedians I know. I 338 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: could put you in any room and you will rip 339 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: the room in half. He said, But it don't make 340 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: it a great special. He said, out of everybody that 341 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 1: I'm producing specials for it because of your relationship with 342 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 1: me and the show, our friendship is that yours is 343 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: going to be the most anticipated. He said. If we 344 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: do it, if we're going to do it, we got 345 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: to do it right. He said, I don't want to 346 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 1: put out none of just okay. I want to put 347 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,320 Speaker 1: out some shit that people can watch years from there, 348 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,200 Speaker 1: some classic stuff, right. And when he told me that, 349 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: you know, most people be like, yo, fuck that put 350 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: it out but I was like, the check it already cleared. 351 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 1: So I'm like, whatever you want to do, niggas is 352 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: y'all money. We got to put back up and then 353 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 1: get his money. Now I went another check. Now the 354 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: check was so big that I wouldn't even I wouldn't 355 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:10,119 Speaker 1: even feel right asking for another one, though I wouldn't 356 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: have felt right for another one. And then it was like, 357 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,920 Speaker 1: you know the climate, We lost half of our audience 358 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,400 Speaker 1: because Netflix turned them away because of a vaccination card. 359 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 1: It was just a tough situation period. Yeah, it was 360 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 1: like it was a tough and then another thing. He said, 361 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,879 Speaker 1: it's like it's gonna feel old because I did a 362 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,360 Speaker 1: lot of COVID jokes and you could see people with masks, 363 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: and if we would have shot that dinner came out 364 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,200 Speaker 1: right now, it would have you would have instantly went 365 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,400 Speaker 1: to twenty twenty. You know what I'm saying. It would 366 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,120 Speaker 1: have instantly dated. So I'm like, all right, were looking 367 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: for another day. Maybe a year after that, we were 368 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 1: doing some shows in Napa Valley and Day've always record 369 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: all of his shows, so it was medium and Ricky Hughes, 370 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 1: super producer Ricky Hughes, We're in the back, Dave said, 371 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 1: asked Ricky, how many cameras do we have here today? 372 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,160 Speaker 1: Ricky said, I got five cameras. Dave said, you want 373 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: to look at me? Say you do you special again? 374 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: I said. 375 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 3: When he said tomorrow, I'm like, who the. 376 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 1: Fuck getting ready for a special in twenty four hours? Right? 377 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: I did? Right? We did it, banged out another one. 378 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: I called Robbie Praft for Netflix. I was like, I 379 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: think we got it because nobody knew he was doing it. 380 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,919 Speaker 1: We didn't announce it or nothing. Were just gonna be 381 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: like on the low, like while I would look what 382 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: we got and maybe weeks two weeks after that, this 383 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,960 Speaker 1: my fuck caught me again. He said, I want to 384 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 1: do it over. I'm like why. He said, I didn't 385 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 1: like the production. I'm like, nigga, you the producer. Is 386 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 1: that a form of self hate if you didn't like 387 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 1: your own production? And then he said like he didn't 388 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 1: like the lighting, and it wasn't we we just it 389 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 1: was just we just took a chance. It wasn't like 390 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: a production when you know it's happen. He was like this, 391 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: if we get it, we get it. You know, it's 392 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: a simple, simple set up. It was super simple, nobody 393 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: knew was doing it, and he said, let's we're gonna 394 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,400 Speaker 1: do it again, and I'm like, man, at some point, 395 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,399 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think this is ever gonna happen. 396 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 1: I was like, what Netflix and Got Money They were 397 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,399 Speaker 1: like they hit me off and just say forget it. 398 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: And I started kind of losing faith that we're ever 399 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: going to get it done because his schedule is crazy. 400 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 1: My schedule was crazy. And then last year I was 401 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: part of the New York Comedy Festival. I said, instead 402 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,640 Speaker 1: of us scouting us a venue or whatever, I said, 403 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 1: let's just bring the cameras in here. That was November 404 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: the ninth, and I was like, still nervous about it 405 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: because I was like, this monthfucker going to cancel this one. 406 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 1: But on fucking what was it, uh, twenty seventh of 407 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,040 Speaker 1: this month, a New Day dropped and I'm I'm November 408 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: night I shot in November, Yeah, and I'm I'm happy 409 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 1: about it. Good ship man, Yeah, And like we're all 410 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 1: in the same business. And lately, for some reason, specials 411 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:48,199 Speaker 1: don't feel like specials no more. You look a lot 412 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,679 Speaker 1: of specially. It feel like somebody caught a check and 413 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,399 Speaker 1: they had to dump some jokes. They were tired of 414 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,920 Speaker 1: telling these jokes, and let me put her out here 415 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,720 Speaker 1: and get and get the money. You know what I'm saying. 416 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,720 Speaker 1: It's not like like way back in the day, like 417 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: when it was only one platform HBO when a special 418 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,240 Speaker 1: came up, because it wasn't that many, you knew it 419 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,400 Speaker 1: was special, and what you get like three or four 420 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 1: of them a year, and then the HBO was behind it. 421 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 1: You had dope promos for this ship. And now that 422 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,160 Speaker 1: it just feels like whatever it is in right now, 423 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,159 Speaker 1: that's who's gonna get the special. It was like this, 424 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 1: we need a we need a woman with one titty 425 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: and half leg, and you know that's gonna be the special. 426 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,920 Speaker 1: It's like what's in the moment. 427 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 4: But I feel I feel like for a while they 428 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 4: were going after a lot of motherfucker you know what 429 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 4: I mean. 430 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 2: But it's gonna be a woman with one titty and 431 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 2: half a leg. 432 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,879 Speaker 1: Swear you was talking about I'm not holding one titty 433 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:45,160 Speaker 1: one leg joke. Why he just I know, even talking 434 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,679 Speaker 1: about people I know, even talking about me now. But 435 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,360 Speaker 1: I feel I feel good about it. I feel good. 436 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,160 Speaker 1: Another reason I feel good about it because I've been 437 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 1: doing it long enough. And then a lot of people, 438 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 1: a lot of fans, a lot of uh family, people 439 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: that follow for years. They always you know, when somebody 440 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,399 Speaker 1: really fuck with you and supports you, They're like, when 441 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna get your special. So I feel like a 442 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: new day. It was like an answer for all the 443 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,080 Speaker 1: people that's been following me. I got thirty plus years, 444 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,119 Speaker 1: all the people that's been seeing me come to clubs, 445 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 1: all the people that see me do some of the 446 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: fucking the rawest, most changstter rooms to oh shit, it's 447 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 1: a whole room full of white people right here. So 448 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,119 Speaker 1: I think that this special not just it wasn't just 449 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,639 Speaker 1: for me. It was just for people that's been following 450 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: my career and be like, yo, I want to die. 451 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 1: I want to see him get the opportunity in Burke 452 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 1: Way before I'm rich, bitch and all of that shit. 453 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: It is the fat Tyrone joke. It's fat Tyrone. That 454 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,159 Speaker 1: was death Jam as the first and then when I 455 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 1: did death Jam, I was doing comedy for six months. 456 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 1: Damn the way I got the audition, this is so crazy, 457 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: the way I got the audition for Depth Jam Royo 458 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 1: Watkins a good friend of mine. Right, he was already 459 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 1: signed under rest communication. Bob Someoner was representing him, and 460 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,959 Speaker 1: Roye was ahead of me in regard. He's been doing 461 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 1: comedy long to me, and one day he gave me. 462 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 1: I said, I want to do a show with you, 463 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,080 Speaker 1: and he gave me his business car. I'm like, nigga, 464 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,920 Speaker 1: I ain't want to call nobody. I want to talk 465 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: to you. He gave me his card. It was Bob Somethner, right, 466 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: And I wasn't gonna call Bob Sumner to book Royale. 467 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 1: But what I did was I took the number and 468 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:24,440 Speaker 1: I called Bob's office, right, Chrisy. She answered the phone, 469 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: and I act like I already knew Bob. I was like, Yo, 470 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: this is Downelle well Bob and put him on the phone. 471 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,919 Speaker 1: She was like, who's that? I said, Bob, Well, just 472 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: tell him to call Donelle when you get a chance, 473 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,440 Speaker 1: like I already do the nigga. She's liked, wait wait 474 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,240 Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait, I'll get him. She put 475 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,680 Speaker 1: me on hold, came back Bob somehow. I was like, yo, Bob, 476 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:47,239 Speaker 1: I just tricked was your secretary? I know I'll know you. 477 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 1: I got this car from Royale I just want a 478 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,439 Speaker 1: shot to the audition for death Jam. He was like, well, 479 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,280 Speaker 1: can you come up to pep Me and Lounge on Thursday? 480 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 1: I said, I gotta sit if I can get off work. 481 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: He was like, nigga, you got a job, He said, 482 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 1: what type you can? Me didn't got a job, So 483 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 1: I had to wait until I got off I could 484 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: get permission and leave my job. I went up. I 485 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,640 Speaker 1: went up to the Peppermint Lounge and the Peppermint Lounge. 486 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: If you don't know the history, break that down, because 487 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: I got the history. The Peppin Lounge this is when 488 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,879 Speaker 1: it was Termino d. Those are two places for black comedy. 489 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: Peppermint Lounge was basically it's in Jersey. Preppan Lounge is 490 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: in Jersey. Where that was in Manhattan. I'm mistake of 491 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: my brain. I smoke a lot of week but but 492 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 1: uh and then he hands me the joint. But Pepperin 493 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: Lounge Bill Bellamy used to host for it, and that 494 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,399 Speaker 1: was where you auditioned. If you could rock, yeah, that 495 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,680 Speaker 1: that that crowd was hard. If you could rock that 496 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: crowd of Peppmanin Lounge, then you could rock depth jail 497 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 1: and in any given night, anybody could eat it there. 498 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 1: You named some of the best comedians ever performed. They 499 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: probably took the l in pepperin lounge. It all depends 500 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,800 Speaker 1: on how the montherfucker's filling that day. And I went 501 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 1: up there. Bro Yo was hosting that day and I 502 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,720 Speaker 1: was nervous. I was a comic. I was I had 503 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: probably five and a half months of experience under my belt, right, 504 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: I was nervous and shit because everybody got afraid of 505 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,479 Speaker 1: the New York crowd. It's like fucked out. They got 506 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: hard up there. I want to say, it's supposed to 507 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,120 Speaker 1: do like nine minutes. I was five minutes into my set, 508 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: and then Royo came to the side of the stage. 509 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: Eddie said, Bob loves you. You got the show. I 510 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,560 Speaker 1: ain't take no chance, so she said that. I said 511 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: good night everybody, because you could fuck around and try 512 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 1: to do another joke and and you fuck and you 513 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: fuck it up. I got out on a laugh. We 514 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: learned that down here six months. Six months I was 515 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,239 Speaker 1: doing it. And then when I did death Jam, I uh, 516 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,120 Speaker 1: I thought I had an okay set because the depth 517 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: jam era if you had a catchphrase right, or you 518 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 1: could have standing know and you had a phrase of 519 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,720 Speaker 1: something that resonated with people. The next day, you was, 520 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: you was everywhere. Uh, I ain't scared of you motherfuckers, 521 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: pissed off man pow oh uh these big blips and 522 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,560 Speaker 1: your little dick. It'd be like giving a whale of 523 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: tic tac adele givers pop. If you had that moment, 524 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 1: you was selling out everywhere. I didn't have that moment. 525 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,400 Speaker 1: I just had a I thought it was considered a mediocrecept. 526 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,359 Speaker 1: In fact, I would have probably not made the cut 527 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 1: everyone for Michael Blackson, what happened? What happened with Michael 528 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: Blackson was on the show. He's probably told us on 529 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: some platforms. Michael Blackson was on the show. Michael Blaxon, 530 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:36,000 Speaker 1: it was me some more Jay, Anthony Brown, Michael Blaxon, Wyatt, 531 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: the one man Riot, myself, like four on Depth Jam. 532 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,840 Speaker 1: Three people made the show. One person was gonna get cut. 533 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: That's just how it was. It didn't matter every show, 534 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: every show they only shoot the sh shoot how many 535 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: episodes just one? No, they would shoot they shoot probably 536 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 1: like four or five episodes night. But the four people performed. 537 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,880 Speaker 1: One person is gonna get the chopping block r same crab, 538 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,040 Speaker 1: same crap. Yeah, yeah, one one person get the chopping 539 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,399 Speaker 1: block and now I look at it. Michael Blason some 540 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,440 Speaker 1: more was in that show. J B. Anthony Wyatt, myself, 541 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: Michael blacks on the show, Michael Blaxon completely mother fucking 542 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,879 Speaker 1: annihilated this room. Like I'm gonna tell you what happened. 543 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,879 Speaker 1: He ripped it. The nigga got greedy, he ripped it. 544 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,760 Speaker 1: They going crazy. They going crazy. 545 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,360 Speaker 3: Now he going for the. 546 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,240 Speaker 1: For the killer killer. And he said, I'm an African. 547 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,679 Speaker 1: You know what that means? That this is his boy whatever. 548 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: They probably in some way, he said, He said, I 549 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,480 Speaker 1: have a big dick. He went to see my big dick, 550 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: and the nigga with his pants and pulled out a 551 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 1: prosthetic dick, a big two foot dick, big old rubbing right, 552 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: and they was all over. No, let me tell you, 553 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: He'll tell you. They was already. They was already. They 554 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 1: was already talking about death Jam was like getting cruide 555 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 1: like and they just like he did that, and the 556 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,480 Speaker 1: crowd went crazy that his big dick that he pulled out, 557 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,440 Speaker 1: uh cost him the opportunity to be on death Jim, He'll 558 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: tell you that story. They ain't even just cut they 559 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: can't cut it. You can't cut a big deck. The 560 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: editors like cut around that joint. Say yep, but that 561 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,919 Speaker 1: motherfucking circum episode, man, Ye'll tell you. He'll tell you 562 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 1: that story. That mother he lit that room the funk 563 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: up and had he you were fool food, had he 564 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,359 Speaker 1: He had a dis draped the whole time. But the 565 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: thing was stupid. We got that double. But when he did, 566 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,639 Speaker 1: I mean, when I tell you that room popped, it 567 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,359 Speaker 1: was like it was fucking thunderstorm. He said, no, he 568 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 1: would there was. I'll tell you there was nobody funnier 569 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,880 Speaker 1: on that should that Mike Mike Black. 570 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 3: So he killed it already before. 571 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 1: He went for it was already he was about. He 572 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 1: could have got off what are he done? Got he 573 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,200 Speaker 1: could have got off what he wanted, what he done, 574 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 1: But he was going for the pop pop in in 575 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 1: the costume. Yeah you be, you know you got sometimes 576 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 1: but it's but you know, it's shipped. That happened like 577 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 1: that to make some people go harder. You know, you 578 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: could have looked at it as a lost opportunity and like 579 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: fucked the industry or whatever, but just look with itself. 580 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,679 Speaker 1: He's positioned itself to be a favorite comic in the country. 581 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: And he didn't let that motherfuck stop me. He kept 582 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: going with shout out Michael Blackson like Jo said, yep, 583 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,199 Speaker 1: And my set was like I did that going back 584 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: to what you said. Made it that. I had two 585 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: jokes when I first started the fat tyrone joke, and 586 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: I had to joke about people still in the grocery 587 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,600 Speaker 1: store because I used to be a security guard in 588 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: groceries for for I got this and when I did 589 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: that bit, it used to rip at home the fun 590 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: the story is funny, and I was I wasn't happy 591 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Speaker 1: about my set. I saw Chris Thomas after the set. 592 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 1: I was like, man, that ship was all right. He 593 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 1: was like, what you talking about? He said that ship killed. 594 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 1: I was like, uh. He said, donad you got certain 595 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,880 Speaker 1: He said, you got certain shows that resonate in the audience, 596 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: but don't resonate in TV. He said, the set that 597 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: you had, it's gonna be one where people gonna look 598 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 1: at it. They're gonna remember the character and they're gonna 599 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: remember the story. But your brain was set. I didn't 600 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 1: want to hear that shit. Death jam was about standing 601 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: ovation kicking it, falling off the chair, oh shit, running 602 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 1: around not that, but then we're not thought about it. 603 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: Later on people still remember it, but you don't remember 604 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 1: half of the people that was on death Jam. They 605 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 1: had the one liners and shit, and half of them 606 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: not even around no more. The part is they are around, well, 607 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: not a lot of but not a lot of them. 608 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 1: Not a lot of them. I'm saying in a certain capacity. 609 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: And I told this the oven day, I just had 610 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 1: my first special Netflix. I'm fifty six years old, right, 611 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: I said, at fifty six years old, I feel like 612 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 1: I'm about to blow up, and motherfucker's my age that 613 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 1: started with me. A lot of them can't feel that 614 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: way because they just they heart feel it, but they're 615 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,520 Speaker 1: not in a position and they're not working toward that, 616 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 1: and they not making the connections to get that. It's 617 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: tough over thirty years, after thirty years, to feel like 618 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm about to blow up. After thirty years, I was 619 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,880 Speaker 1: supposed to have been blown up, but now not to 620 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 1: the level you want it. I don't think the level 621 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: you're trying to go up through that, I don't know. 622 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: I don't feel it. I don't really feel it, man. 623 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: I guess the reason why I don't feel it because 624 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: I give a fuck about getting better. If that makes 625 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: no like, I'm still a fan of it. I'm still 626 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 1: as long as I've been doing it, I'm still a 627 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 1: student of it. You know. I'm not obsessed with like 628 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: fame or anything. I'm obsessed with writing new jokes. I'm 629 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 1: obssessed with when I fucking do you know, we do 630 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: these clubs and ship when I come back the next year, 631 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: they don't get the same jokey I don't really really 632 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,120 Speaker 1: really connect with that, But I do feel something different 633 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: with this special though. I feel like, you know, we 634 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,480 Speaker 1: all know talented people that don't get to look or 635 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: don't get the. 636 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 3: People equal equal platform. 637 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: You can playing field shit. You we've been through it 638 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 1: like this, motherfucker you doing this now. I'm nice too, 639 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 1: But it's who get the platform. Yep. You gotta be seen. Yeah, absolutely, 640 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: no matter what a motherfucker want to say. You could 641 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: say this nigga funny, this nigga funny, that nigga funny shit, 642 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,600 Speaker 1: You can say all that type of shit, but if 643 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,280 Speaker 1: you want to go out there, you gotta get the 644 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: platform for motherfuckers to see what you do. Yeah, a 645 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: lot of them. It's a lot of talent that's just 646 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 1: gonna be some great local talent because they too lazy 647 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: to lead that motherfucker and build a profile up and 648 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,000 Speaker 1: go be seen in the in the rooms. Man. Yeah, 649 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: a lot of motherfuckers hold theirself back with this shit. 650 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,120 Speaker 4: You gotta go be uncomfortable. Yep, you be getting comfortable 651 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,960 Speaker 4: at the spots you go to, because you know this 652 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 4: one thing. The more uncomfortable you can get. 653 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,680 Speaker 1: The more everywhere is fucking comfortable. You know what I'm saying. 654 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: I mean, what niggas need to do is shut the 655 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 1: fuck up and write some jokes first first, I don't 656 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: know what else. I don't know what else to say. 657 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 1: Niggas need to shut the fuck up and write some jokes. 658 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: Niggas need to shut the fuck up and get in 659 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: the streets. Niggas need to stop talking about what the 660 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,040 Speaker 1: fuck they're gonna do and go do it. And niggas 661 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: need to stop talking about what everybody else's motherfucking doing 662 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: and go and do it, and go and go do it. 663 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 1: Niggas need to stop naking. Motherfucker's excuse us. And I 664 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 1: ain't talking about anybody in particular, but it could be 665 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: somebody in particular. But motherfuckers, anybody in particular, ain't so 666 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 1: many in particular. No, no, I know who in particular? 667 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: Is Nicholas particular particulars. It's particulars. It's particular is out 668 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: here they everywhere? Son, It ain't one nigga, it's a 669 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:51,600 Speaker 1: whole bunch of niggas that particular niggas. They're just talk 670 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,520 Speaker 1: and talk about what another nigga doing and don't want 671 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,920 Speaker 1: to do it. Theyself, like, motherfucker, I'm just we only 672 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: got to see the fucking cut in what happened? What 673 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,560 Speaker 1: you're talking about la factory, I'm talking about particulars. I 674 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,840 Speaker 1: was talking about that, these figures out here, and what 675 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: do you think about it? You talking about okay particular 676 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 1: just all around particular and using these particulars. They talk 677 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,400 Speaker 1: about everybody else that used to be a particular because 678 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,680 Speaker 1: you grow from it. They talk about everybody else, And 679 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,000 Speaker 1: these particulars usually go for the most successful motherfuckers. They 680 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: usually go for the motherfuckers that's doing it. They usually 681 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,840 Speaker 1: go for motherfuckers that broke down walls for everybody. They're 682 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,960 Speaker 1: usually going to do motherfuckers. They don't fuck with motherfuckers. 683 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: That's like Lord, they go for the big dogs and 684 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 1: they make excuses for those people. 685 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 3: They make excuses or. 686 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: He got this because of this, He got this because 687 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: he did that. And this is not anyone in particular, 688 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: but this goes for the industry. Motherfuckers so often when 689 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,480 Speaker 1: to sit back and talk shit and don't realize the 690 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,280 Speaker 1: way you make it is about having ethics. The way 691 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: you make it is by doing what the next nigga 692 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: won't do. And I ain't talking about no sexual ship. 693 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 1: I'm saying going harder, you got too old. I just 694 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: I gotta say this because niggas be taking words and 695 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,319 Speaker 1: the tipping on all. He did this and that mean 696 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 1: he win this. Man, I'm the trying the world. Tell 697 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 1: the world, no, ain't got this. This is all I'm 698 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 1: time to say. Man, for all your young actress and 699 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,920 Speaker 1: comedians that's coming up right now, you don't have to 700 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 1: suck a nick to make it. Can I say it 701 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: any clearer than that? That's how you can make it. Okay, 702 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,640 Speaker 1: Tell yo, no, you ain't got to kiss no ass. 703 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: You ain't got to kiss no ass. You ain't got 704 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: to take it in the ass to make it. What 705 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,000 Speaker 1: you gotta do is go hard, have some work ethics 706 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 1: and be motherfucker good at what the fuck you do. 707 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:49,239 Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do going out. I mean, you're 708 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 1: trying to be all calm man, I'm sick of these 709 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,560 Speaker 1: particular ass niggas the fuck out my face. Man. J 710 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,359 Speaker 1: C said it, women live and then live, but nothing 711 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 1: soo oh no, I'm just saying I'm thinking of it. 712 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,840 Speaker 1: A nigga worked too hard, man, So what so what 713 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: now what you're talking about? Say? And it is not one, 714 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: isn't it? It's these motherfuckers everywhere. Brother, You've seen them. 715 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,640 Speaker 1: You see them in the games and they fucked up 716 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,400 Speaker 1: and you've seen them. It's these motherfuckers. It's these motherfuckers 717 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 1: right here, always making excuses. They don't want to fucking 718 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:33,560 Speaker 1: put the work in. Put the fucking work in. Niggas, 719 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,879 Speaker 1: stop making excuses and blaming other ship. If you look 720 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 1: at most motherfuckers in this business that are really good, 721 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 1: you could probably callous. You could probably say, well, he 722 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 1: didn't make it because of this, or didn't happen because 723 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: of this. You of a lfe's choice. A lot of 724 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: times as drugs, right, A lot of times it's niggas 725 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,720 Speaker 1: get caught up in the bitches. You know what I'm saying. 726 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,839 Speaker 1: You could, you could break it down, but you tell 727 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:01,080 Speaker 1: the motherfucker just focus, like I guess, think of motherfucker's talking. 728 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,120 Speaker 1: They do this to Kevin, and I ain't even here 729 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 1: to defend nobody. Do they do this to Kevin? They 730 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,879 Speaker 1: did this? Uh, todave they want to fuck with these 731 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,400 Speaker 1: what these mofus? What you understand is everybody's path is different. 732 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: I can't let nobody say when they say Kevin Hart 733 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,480 Speaker 1: is a plant and everything. To me, that's bullshit. And 734 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 1: the reason why I know is bullshit. When I was 735 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 1: doing them nigger rooms, Peppermin Lounge and all them type 736 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,600 Speaker 1: of shit, I guess it was in them rooms, Kevin. 737 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 1: Kevin didn't fucking start uh doing showcase and ship that 738 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,120 Speaker 1: nigga was in nigger rooms doing an impression of monkeys 739 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 1: and cabarets and shiit people. No, he's one of his 740 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,880 Speaker 1: best jokes. He used to do this monkey. He looked little, 741 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 1: so he sold it. I don't know he did like 742 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 1: this or something. He sold it like I ain't send 743 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,799 Speaker 1: a nigga monkey. He'll tell you he had to joke. 744 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,960 Speaker 1: He used to do this thing like this, thing. He 745 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: had a joke. It was a monkey curds and he 746 00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,200 Speaker 1: did his hands like this, and niggas went crazy. They 747 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: didn't know that this monkey nigga was gonna be an 748 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:07,240 Speaker 1: international movie. Stuff that didn't no monkey business was gonna 749 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,200 Speaker 1: turn in that ship and saying that they would like this. 750 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,880 Speaker 1: He used to do the joke like this. He used 751 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,360 Speaker 1: a do like this and then he would run. I 752 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,640 Speaker 1: don't even I don't know if he said, but he 753 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. He said, Nigga was this joke Nigga 754 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: slipping up at me like I'm like what to be 755 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: a monkey? He probably yo, he came up being that 756 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,799 Speaker 1: monkey nigga. They didn't know him too. He started being 757 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:34,799 Speaker 1: a monkey. Ask anybody, Ask anybody, ask anybody. Kept on 758 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,480 Speaker 1: her first joke he was a monkey. I'm not saying 759 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 1: this as race. He was like this. You would do 760 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,279 Speaker 1: like this, yo. He would do that, y'all think, yo, 761 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,320 Speaker 1: he would do like this. This is what he did, nigga, Nigga, 762 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: I'm talking like that. You do like this. He would 763 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,239 Speaker 1: just talk. He dow like this, you get like this, 764 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,200 Speaker 1: and then he throw his hands up like monkey hands 765 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,440 Speaker 1: and then he'll do that again and then he go 766 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,239 Speaker 1: back over in the corner like this, that's what he did, 767 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,680 Speaker 1: and the nigga blew up. Can yo, he did that. 768 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,400 Speaker 1: He would never do that joke ever again. And we 769 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,160 Speaker 1: see this ship right now. If he with his friends, 770 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,839 Speaker 1: guess what they gonna do. They're gonna be like, yeah, 771 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 1: I very tee you them niggas, like when they get 772 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,480 Speaker 1: mad at him on the jets, when they go on 773 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,719 Speaker 1: the jets and they get mad at jealousy and like this. Yeah, 774 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,919 Speaker 1: we remember he used to do monkey jokes. Nigga don't 775 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,160 Speaker 1: remember the monkey joke, but I do remember the here's 776 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: the point, the point I'm making. They try to discredit 777 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,719 Speaker 1: a nigga hustle. The motherfucker had enough sense. He used 778 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,240 Speaker 1: to do this. The nigga used to commute from Philly 779 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,320 Speaker 1: to Dindle. Just this story up there. Don't tell people. 780 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,000 Speaker 1: He used to do the go hard rooms, then you 781 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,440 Speaker 1: go do the mainstream rooms. He would mix it up. 782 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,440 Speaker 1: He used to come. I remember handing Kevin Hunt seventy 783 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 1: five dollars for a spot, and he ain't really do 784 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: that well in the room. You know what I'm saying, 785 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,840 Speaker 1: because it's comedy, wasn't edgy like that he didn't do 786 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,480 Speaker 1: that well in the room. But it was just like 787 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,960 Speaker 1: a brotherhood that we all had, the comedians from the 788 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,719 Speaker 1: DC area, Philly and all that, we all of us 789 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,440 Speaker 1: had rooms. We used to swap rooms, you know how 790 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,000 Speaker 1: it is. You go do a run, and I saw 791 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,480 Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. I saw his hustle, not 792 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 1: just hustle for the streets, not just hustle for the streets, 793 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: not just like I'm in these streets. He was in 794 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: the streets, but at the same time he was like, 795 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,759 Speaker 1: I'm gonna cross that street and I'm gonna go talk 796 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,160 Speaker 1: to them motherfuckers too. And that's what people understand. They 797 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,120 Speaker 1: can say what they want this business do. Isn't gatekeepers 798 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,480 Speaker 1: in this business? You motherfucker right? Is it people that 799 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,799 Speaker 1: block motherfuckers? Your motherfucker right. Either you learn how to 800 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,360 Speaker 1: navigate your way around it, or you do your own shit. 801 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,480 Speaker 1: You ain't gotta I'm not saying you gotta do what 802 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,400 Speaker 1: they do, But if you don't want to work within 803 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,319 Speaker 1: what this system is, then go do it yourself. Right. 804 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,960 Speaker 1: These niggas keep talking about Hollywood. Fuck Hollywood. Move nigga, 805 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,400 Speaker 1: go to the country. If you got a problem with Hollywood. 806 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,759 Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of Hollywood. Why you want to 807 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 1: stay in an assessed of ship like that? And especially 808 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,439 Speaker 1: today we are now you can do your own ship. 809 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,799 Speaker 1: This show is an example of saying, fuck Hollywood, We're 810 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: gonna do it our own way. And when you do that, 811 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,000 Speaker 1: and when you do that, guess what. When you do that, 812 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:26,600 Speaker 1: guess what. Hollywood comes to you. Hollywood came to country, 813 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,719 Speaker 1: Wayne Holly came to DC. Hollywood that you could do 814 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,600 Speaker 1: your own I'm so sick of these niggas out here. 815 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,719 Speaker 1: It's not I couldn't make this about one person. It's not. 816 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,399 Speaker 1: It's a big eventure. Yeah, and then at the same time, 817 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,200 Speaker 1: you can knock a nigga because you know how to 818 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,480 Speaker 1: position itself. One of the things that broke Kevin was 819 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,480 Speaker 1: and this was one of the most coveted things you 820 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,640 Speaker 1: could do as a stand up. If you get invited 821 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,440 Speaker 1: to the Montreal Comedy Festival, that was it. You've been there? 822 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,960 Speaker 1: Did you you did New Faces? When you did it, 823 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,200 Speaker 1: I don't. It wasn't as popular as it was back then. 824 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,640 Speaker 1: It was like twenty fifteen, So yeah, it wasn't because 825 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,879 Speaker 1: back then, if you was on New Faces, you coming 826 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,560 Speaker 1: out here. Hold the deal. You left got a million dollars? 827 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,120 Speaker 1: Yeah you left with Yeah you did, Yeah, you did. 828 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,279 Speaker 1: You seven minutes in comedy would get you a motherfucking deal. 829 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,480 Speaker 1: It was New Faces and the Uptown to Uptown. Those 830 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,280 Speaker 1: are the two biggest ones. Monique was on the Uptown. 831 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,239 Speaker 1: Monique did the Uptown and her life change. All executives, 832 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 1: all these the devils as they say, you call them 833 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,000 Speaker 1: all the devils. I don't give a fuck what you say. 834 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,480 Speaker 1: If you're not gonna do it yourself, you gotta have 835 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,120 Speaker 1: to figure out a way to be able to communicate. 836 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: You don't got to sell your soul whatever, but you not. 837 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,279 Speaker 1: You got to know how to fucking dafigate your way 838 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,319 Speaker 1: through that. Kevin came up New Faces, they saw them. 839 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,880 Speaker 1: But the thing was with a lot of black comics 840 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,640 Speaker 1: when when I was coming up, they didn't want to 841 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,319 Speaker 1: go outside of their comfort zone. And what I mean 842 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,080 Speaker 1: by that going to the comic strip, going to the cellar, 843 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: going to these places. Producers in fucking Hollywood wasn't coming 844 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: to us. Hollywood wasn't fuck with niggas. You know what's 845 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:06,600 Speaker 1: fuck with niggas? Russell Simmons staying Latham Bob Summon. That 846 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,840 Speaker 1: show came from we can do our own shit, and 847 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,600 Speaker 1: we can show you out with our value is. They 848 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,000 Speaker 1: wouldn't fuck with us on the Carson, They wouldn't fuck 849 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,120 Speaker 1: with us on David Lettiman, Your David Letiman show. You 850 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,880 Speaker 1: get one Nigga, one nigga a year other than that, 851 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: white boy, White Boys, we created our own platform. So 852 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,759 Speaker 1: all these motherfuckers talking all that shit, what you can't do? 853 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,840 Speaker 1: Go through your own shit. When I came in here today, 854 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,320 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to expect. I know the podcast 855 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,040 Speaker 1: well and everything is like all this song and says said. 856 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,000 Speaker 1: But what I did know was I was gonna be 857 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 1: in a room with motherfuckers. I saw that went from 858 00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:42,680 Speaker 1: a fucking goddamn office or a room. I ain't even 859 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,480 Speaker 1: know what the fuck eighty five South was that nigga 860 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,960 Speaker 1: can't sweat me about. I was like, nigga, what the 861 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,239 Speaker 1: fuck is this shit? Yo? He said, you gotta come 862 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,280 Speaker 1: then you a legend. I love you, man. I was like, whatever, 863 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,839 Speaker 1: all right, I'll come right. And then I came sir, 864 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,239 Speaker 1: and then this shit blew up and I was like this, Yeah, 865 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,759 Speaker 1: I gotta call them niggas a little bit more I was. 866 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, nigga. Here, I give you we back, sir No. 867 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,200 Speaker 1: But at the point I'm making, but everything that's going around, 868 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: here's the thing with the all that everybody like. It's 869 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,399 Speaker 1: so much beef and black comedy and what the fuck 870 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,240 Speaker 1: is going on black comedy? We all always been petty. 871 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,680 Speaker 1: We always been petty. We always talked about a nigga, 872 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,759 Speaker 1: but we don't go. We don't go on the couch 873 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:34,319 Speaker 1: for three hours. I have a third behind the comedy club. 874 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,880 Speaker 1: The funny thing about that interview that nigga talked for 875 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:41,839 Speaker 1: three hours. Your feet never touched the ground, y'all. I'm 876 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,640 Speaker 1: just saying, y'all, y'all see his feet touch the ground. 877 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,800 Speaker 1: I break that up. But we always we all comedians, 878 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,799 Speaker 1: but we always left our beef behind the comedy club. 879 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,719 Speaker 1: Or we fought. 880 00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,399 Speaker 2: That's why beef then well to fight, That's what I'm saying. 881 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,960 Speaker 1: If it's just verbal, it ain't be man, that's just 882 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,000 Speaker 1: what comedians. You know what. I'll tell you a story. 883 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,640 Speaker 1: Why remember years ago at the Uptown Comedy Club, Dave 884 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaker 1: Chappelle was there, Mike Epps was there at Tracy Bryan right, 885 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 1: and I ain't like tell I ain't got all these 886 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,359 Speaker 1: crazy story but it's a true story. At that time, 887 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,080 Speaker 1: Tracygan Mike Epps was at odds with each other. They 888 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,759 Speaker 1: didn't really fuck with each other for whatever. I never 889 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 1: understood why or whatever, but they didn't fuck with each other. 890 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,440 Speaker 1: And they was about to go to blows. We was 891 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: on the back dock. We all sit back there, we talking. 892 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,960 Speaker 1: They were about to go to blows and Dave came 893 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,520 Speaker 1: in the middle of it just before he was the 894 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,720 Speaker 1: golden right or how whatever definition you want to describe, 895 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,960 Speaker 1: and he said, yo, man. He said, y'all don't need 896 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,440 Speaker 1: to fight like that. He said, don't fight right here. 897 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: And it happened to be a TV in the back right. 898 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 1: He said, y'all want to fight, nigga, Fight on that, 899 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,880 Speaker 1: Fight on your career, Fight on. I show you what 900 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,280 Speaker 1: you know how to whip you. You know how whip 901 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 1: those particulars that be fucking with me. Keep eating them up. 902 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,920 Speaker 1: And when I do that, just keep dropping the mic on. 903 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,640 Speaker 1: Women lie, men, women lie, men lie, but numbers don't. 904 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,719 Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do. You want to talk shit 905 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,800 Speaker 1: about me, you ain't shita take that pop take that 906 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,800 Speaker 1: Netflix drop pop take that motherfucking ranking nigga charting, you 907 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:24,920 Speaker 1: know that feeling charting, not on Netflix charting, and when 908 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,879 Speaker 1: you chart, y'all was number one right when you chart, 909 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,760 Speaker 1: and we niggas were going up against sci fi shows. 910 00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:37,560 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's like Black Ship. They 911 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,360 Speaker 1: spent all their money millions, they spent one hundred and 912 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,640 Speaker 1: forty eight episode and higg this nigga with a New 913 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,879 Speaker 1: Day nigga. These eighty five South nigga fucks they're doing here, 914 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:56,120 Speaker 1: we did. That's how you prove it to motherfuckers. I 915 00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,239 Speaker 1: know how easy for it for a motherfucker to become bitter. 916 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:06,040 Speaker 1: Don't fuck with me the particulars. So the other day 917 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:11,239 Speaker 1: I'm in the office and it was a monkey. Say, 918 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm not fucking with that. I'm not fucking with that 919 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,600 Speaker 1: because motherfucker's gonna go looking for my show. Didn't the 920 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,080 Speaker 1: whole show gone? I'm got a coff Kevin. It was 921 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,759 Speaker 1: a monkey, it was a it was a it was 922 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,719 Speaker 1: a king, it was it was it was it was 923 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,840 Speaker 1: a rule. You got your animals fucked up. But the 924 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 1: point of that story was that everybody, This is the 925 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,839 Speaker 1: point I was trying to make out of all these 926 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,399 Speaker 1: people that's in this cycle of comedians beefing and what's 927 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,120 Speaker 1: wrong with y'all, the common denominated out of everybody that's 928 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,040 Speaker 1: even coming up this conversation with said, names come up, 929 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,200 Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley name come up, All of these names come up. 930 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,560 Speaker 1: The one thing that's in common is that all of 931 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:58,120 Speaker 1: them came from nothing. Zero wasn't no silver spool. Anybody 932 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,640 Speaker 1: you named, it was no silver spool. And all of 933 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,520 Speaker 1: them came from nothing, most of them from the hood 934 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,160 Speaker 1: and came from place where them niggas had to work 935 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,040 Speaker 1: hard to get what they got. 936 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,640 Speaker 4: It does I guess that's comedy period, right. Everybody had 937 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,719 Speaker 4: to put in work somewhere, and I guess it's even come. 938 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,480 Speaker 1: Up in the conversation. You had to do a bunch 939 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:18,799 Speaker 1: of ship. 940 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,040 Speaker 4: You had to We had to hit these rooms. You 941 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,880 Speaker 4: had to get up. You had to go some like 942 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,279 Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like room, not th like 943 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 4: not these. 944 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,960 Speaker 1: Rooms. No, you gotta go somewhere where. You know the 945 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,560 Speaker 1: rooms that we came up on. It was rooms where 946 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:40,600 Speaker 1: they don't want you there. You ain't nothing. You fucking 947 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,239 Speaker 1: up the evening, nigga, Fuck you niggah. 948 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,319 Speaker 4: They turned the TV off for you now, these niggas mad. 949 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,040 Speaker 3: I did TI room the other day, Yeah, trap City. 950 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:53,359 Speaker 3: It was fucking niggas up. 951 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 1: In there, Yo, when I do that room. And there's 952 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:03,560 Speaker 1: the thing, because something ticklers under the impression that I 953 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,040 Speaker 1: don't know what a hard room is. I don't know 954 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 1: any of that. I'm like, oh so part of me. 955 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,800 Speaker 1: My special had dropped the day my specially dropped on 956 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,960 Speaker 1: the twenty seven, and I did TI room the day 957 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,640 Speaker 1: after my shit was charting. I went up into that 958 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,040 Speaker 1: trap joint and you know what it made. It made 959 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,960 Speaker 1: me feel like back in the nineteen ninety nine, like 960 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,200 Speaker 1: two thousand when I first started, you know, watching communities 961 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,719 Speaker 1: go up there like oh shit, all right, thank you'all, 962 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,960 Speaker 1: good night, I'm out of here, and you know what 963 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,840 Speaker 1: you're against like, and I started having flats, I know, 964 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,840 Speaker 1: I was like, all right this, I said, this is 965 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,960 Speaker 1: how you gotta work this room. I said, first off, 966 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:41,479 Speaker 1: you got. 967 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,120 Speaker 3: Margat reading machines going on over here. 968 00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,520 Speaker 1: That's part. And these room is always not not knock. 969 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 1: It not knocking because the fact that there's a place 970 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,759 Speaker 1: where somebody telling jokes always appreciate that. But a lot 971 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,200 Speaker 1: of places don't favor us. Like the stage, there wasn't 972 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,200 Speaker 1: no lights on me, right, you know what I'm saying. 973 00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,719 Speaker 4: So now you're doing comedy and places that's not made 974 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,239 Speaker 4: for comedy, right. They made to be an atmosphere of 975 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,440 Speaker 4: lounge or kicking, but they not set up for that comedy. 976 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,239 Speaker 1: And that's what we is. That's what we thrived on 977 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:13,640 Speaker 1: down here. Ain't even at the end of the mic restaurant, 978 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,800 Speaker 1: the end of the ball jokes. 979 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:21,719 Speaker 5: You ain't got no coin, nigga, You got in the 980 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,319 Speaker 5: ball to get this stepping on that little man my foot. 981 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:31,279 Speaker 1: The got sticky and Shipucker's washing dishes loud as hell. 982 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,920 Speaker 1: Who knew they so goddamn loud, and you had to 983 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,440 Speaker 1: do it. And even that night I felt like I 984 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,160 Speaker 1: was like oh no, oh, But I was like, man, 985 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,160 Speaker 1: you know you've been in a spot too long. When 986 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,879 Speaker 1: you know they ain't changed the grease. You can smell 987 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,480 Speaker 1: what I ain't say, It's just it didn't be a hot, 988 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,480 Speaker 1: sticky one. And I didn't smell a grease. So they're 989 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,520 Speaker 1: doing a good job in the kitchen. But I but 990 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,440 Speaker 1: it was just like the challenge and something I always do. 991 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,440 Speaker 1: I still go to the Grammy spots. You know what 992 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,799 Speaker 1: I'm saying, you to test your armor and get grounded again. 993 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: And that's how it's me. And I went up there 994 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,839 Speaker 1: and smoked them. Nexton you got to I'm like that too. 995 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I still get up places. I pop out places. 996 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,600 Speaker 4: Sometimes you regret it, but going somewhere be like, what 997 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,320 Speaker 4: the fuck did I come to? 998 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,080 Speaker 1: Like? Man, you know what I'm thinking about it as 999 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,440 Speaker 1: you saying that all them rooms that I had to 1000 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,279 Speaker 1: start from the ground up. Man, we built so many 1001 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,399 Speaker 1: rooms that first night. Would it be eleven motherfucker? Next week? 1002 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Then you get a good fifty 1003 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,400 Speaker 1: in that bitch. You have a good one. Then it 1004 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,720 Speaker 1: fall back off the six. But then when it pops, 1005 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,319 Speaker 1: oh it's ignorance and you don't never know what that's 1006 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,520 Speaker 1: gonna stand it coming. 1007 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,560 Speaker 2: You just play it's cast down the fucking street. 1008 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,320 Speaker 1: But the way you get it. When I used to do, 1009 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,040 Speaker 1: I used to have say it wrong. I would start 1010 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,960 Speaker 1: just like you say. It'd be like ten people, and 1011 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,719 Speaker 1: I would tell people. One thing I always did was 1012 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,600 Speaker 1: make sure they had a hell of a show. I said, 1013 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,800 Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure they had a type of 1014 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,759 Speaker 1: show where that you would read like, Yo, I'm telling y'all, 1015 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,960 Speaker 1: y'all should have been here. Y'all gotta come. Like I 1016 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,239 Speaker 1: told him, I had ten people. I sall them like this, Yo, 1017 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,960 Speaker 1: if y'all ten people come back, bring one more person. 1018 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,640 Speaker 1: I said, we had twenty. Next thing, you know, we're 1019 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,359 Speaker 1: gonna be gone. But the key to it, you still 1020 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,320 Speaker 1: got to you gotta give them a good show. I 1021 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,560 Speaker 1: like them gotta hass rooms man taboo too. When that 1022 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,919 Speaker 1: bitch popped and I was pull up to that bitch 1023 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,839 Speaker 1: and I was like, it got to the point where 1024 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,200 Speaker 1: I was just like, all right, here we go. Thirty 1025 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,520 Speaker 1: people in that bitch would packed the fuck out. Yeah, 1026 00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: I was like, oh okay, and then you would. That 1027 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,600 Speaker 1: bitch kept going and then it kept going. Now I 1028 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,799 Speaker 1: rocked that bitch with no power one time. And then 1029 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,920 Speaker 1: we had to do them joints because the main stream rooms, 1030 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:48,000 Speaker 1: they for every if you look at the lineup the 1031 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,520 Speaker 1: main stream rooms, if it was fifteen comics on the lineup, 1032 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,560 Speaker 1: it usually be one black person. So these rooms that 1033 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,279 Speaker 1: we used to do it was because we had to. 1034 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,680 Speaker 1: We had to create on opportunity and money matters faster. 1035 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,239 Speaker 4: What they say black comedy money come quicker, but it's 1036 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,200 Speaker 4: not as much as it could be if you do 1037 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,319 Speaker 4: the mainstream side. 1038 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,040 Speaker 1: But that's all was when I was in That's how 1039 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,400 Speaker 1: it was when I was in New York. When you 1040 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,439 Speaker 1: do the black rooms, you know what I'm saying. Whatever 1041 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,200 Speaker 1: they paid, it paid probably like four or five times 1042 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,200 Speaker 1: more than the spot in the in the mainstream room. 1043 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,080 Speaker 1: So you could, like the average comic that moved to 1044 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,319 Speaker 1: New York, if you was popping, you could make enough. 1045 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,439 Speaker 1: For the most part, you had a roommate, Hey, what's up, Ricky. 1046 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,759 Speaker 1: For the most part, I don't have no potato salad. Uh. 1047 00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,560 Speaker 1: She loves my potato salad. Ricky is super producer. I 1048 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 1: was just saying so many nice things about you. I was, 1049 00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,239 Speaker 1: but but damn what I'll saying. She always throwed me off. 1050 00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,480 Speaker 1: It's like the principle came in, Like what are you 1051 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:52,000 Speaker 1: talking about? What I said? When you did those rooms, 1052 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,600 Speaker 1: the money money you would was like so like, if 1053 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,040 Speaker 1: you were living in New York, you got a roommate, 1054 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,279 Speaker 1: you know you'll cost living wasn't that much. So the 1055 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,880 Speaker 1: black runs you can live off for do the mainstream 1056 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,319 Speaker 1: runs whatever, it'd be a twenty dollars, spot here twenty 1057 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,880 Speaker 1: five out, spot here and most black coms like man 1058 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,680 Speaker 1: ain't fuck that, I can make finds over here. But 1059 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,040 Speaker 1: what they don't understand was none of those people that 1060 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,120 Speaker 1: could change your life was looking for talent. They was 1061 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,320 Speaker 1: never going to go to those spots. So at some 1062 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,359 Speaker 1: point you and back then, you didn't. You couldn't blow 1063 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,160 Speaker 1: yourself up like this with just a phone. You had 1064 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,919 Speaker 1: to know the people that other people had to know people, 1065 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,920 Speaker 1: and you had to go there. Yeah, that's what a 1066 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,840 Speaker 1: lot of people did. A lot of people didn't do it, 1067 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,480 Speaker 1: and they struggle with where they are in their career now. 1068 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,120 Speaker 1: Where you go to those mainstream spots like we were doing. 1069 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,360 Speaker 4: I was going and getting money from the black spots, 1070 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,279 Speaker 4: but the mainstream spot, that's how you get in the 1071 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,680 Speaker 4: running for when it's time for auditions for shows or 1072 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,600 Speaker 4: whatever the fuck you got to stand in the long 1073 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,200 Speaker 4: ass line. 1074 00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,719 Speaker 1: They recommend it because they know you coming. 1075 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,920 Speaker 3: Through, and they like, was it Laughing's called that for you? 1076 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,320 Speaker 3: Before that that was I didn't know. 1077 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,759 Speaker 1: I don't know. That came later. 1078 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,000 Speaker 4: So like mainstream, what we had was punchline and that's 1079 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,080 Speaker 4: how it got all last kind of standard, but then 1080 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,600 Speaker 4: we had an improv for a minute. 1081 00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,320 Speaker 1: But when we started, wasn't nothing. There was no comedy 1082 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,600 Speaker 1: club Uptown, wasn't even back. It was no Uptown. 1083 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,759 Speaker 4: It was no Yeah, it was a punchline and then 1084 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,719 Speaker 4: it might have been something scared of. Punch Line was 1085 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,880 Speaker 4: the only comedy club. They scared of uptown. 1086 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,680 Speaker 1: That's why when. 1087 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,600 Speaker 4: People talk about rules and rough rules and stuff, we 1088 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,520 Speaker 4: just like, you can't show us nothing. 1089 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,120 Speaker 1: But sing that like he ain't how motherfuckers was scared 1090 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,719 Speaker 1: of uptown. We was literally hitting that bitch every night 1091 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,800 Speaker 1: we was in that bach. I know they had a 1092 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,839 Speaker 1: liquor likes, but when mother fuck used to visit all 1093 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:43,640 Speaker 1: the uptown how many motherfuckers we see not want to 1094 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,200 Speaker 1: thing to do the Sunday. They can not fuck with 1095 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,799 Speaker 1: that Sunday that Saturday getting paid at three forty five 1096 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,360 Speaker 1: in the morning, and then they left a million commas 1097 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,600 Speaker 1: going everybody everybody going up, but you better say something 1098 00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,600 Speaker 1: everybody going there. You can say something to get U 1099 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,319 Speaker 1: about everybody going up, and I'm gonna go I can 1100 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,360 Speaker 1: say it now that they're over with a lot of 1101 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,160 Speaker 1: niggas got got to go up, because sometime it was 1102 00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,719 Speaker 1: like fuck them out of town niggas. Niggas then went 1103 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,160 Speaker 1: out of town and got their feelings hurt and got 1104 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,600 Speaker 1: shipted on. So when the nigga from Atlanta go to 1105 00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,640 Speaker 1: New York and then he got to go behind fifty 1106 00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,920 Speaker 1: one motherfuckers. Of course when you come to Atlanta, we 1107 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,719 Speaker 1: put everybody. Oh we knew, yeah, yeah, a lot of 1108 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,560 Speaker 1: that ship. Man. One night, one night I went to 1109 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,080 Speaker 1: uptown and Capole was up that bitch. It's because the 1110 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,920 Speaker 1: niggas that came down of this ship was so rude 1111 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Speaker 1: and just talk about great New York wearing this ship. 1112 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,719 Speaker 1: We could y'all, y'all got ship soun like, man, shut up. 1113 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,200 Speaker 1: But Copone the only nigga that came down here from 1114 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,960 Speaker 1: New York who was like, man, somebody please go rip 1115 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,680 Speaker 1: this motherfucker before I go up. Because I was down there. 1116 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,840 Speaker 1: I went to see copon one night, but you and 1117 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,000 Speaker 1: it was like one of them nights where they had 1118 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,680 Speaker 1: all the terrible motherfuckers and he was like you mean, 1119 00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,000 Speaker 1: he's like, man, please go up. These niggas is terrible. 1120 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,440 Speaker 1: But that when I got off, thank you. That's terrible. Though. 1121 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,040 Speaker 2: I'm the motherfucker that's got heat and we're gonna ride away. 1122 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,160 Speaker 2: But these people gonna have a good time all evening 1123 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,400 Speaker 2: that exhausted and just seeing them happy for a moment 1124 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,239 Speaker 2: when you go up and then you know, it's back 1125 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:14,960 Speaker 2: to the book, Like you. 1126 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,560 Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. Unless you got a motherfucker, that's 1127 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:17,920 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna talk to that I stay away from. 1128 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,840 Speaker 1: You had a nice but motherfuckers be bombing and then Irvis, 1129 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,880 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they just start having bombited conversations. 1130 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,640 Speaker 1: You know, think the vomiteers bomb committee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1131 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,400 Speaker 1: they were rough. They ain't ship, right, I remember this 1132 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,120 Speaker 1: one time, somebody you will play the chicken at me. 1133 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,799 Speaker 1: I'm like, get that conversation away from me. So I'm 1134 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,879 Speaker 1: about to do my monkey joke. 1135 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,640 Speaker 4: Get me out of here. Yeah, I ain't gonna Yeah, 1136 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,240 Speaker 4: why you got so many bombing stores? That's the crazy 1137 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,799 Speaker 4: motherfucker going back and forth. 1138 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,759 Speaker 1: But I didn't some. 1139 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,919 Speaker 3: People and it ain't have ship to do with them, 1140 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,080 Speaker 3: But the crowd just hated them. 1141 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,920 Speaker 1: Motherfucker. That is them you just gotta deal with. 1142 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,279 Speaker 5: And you never had a chance. I seen it, we know, 1143 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,440 Speaker 5: we know mus on the show. I seen the Nigga 1144 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:11,000 Speaker 5: bomb and go back up and got boot again. 1145 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,240 Speaker 1: Why did they let him go back He couldn't take 1146 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,200 Speaker 1: even could not accept the bomb. That's something I would 1147 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,280 Speaker 1: have done, man, let me do it over. I was like, Nah, 1148 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep getting my bother fucked. Let me let 1149 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:28,720 Speaker 1: me get this nigga. The first time I moved. When 1150 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,040 Speaker 1: I first time I worked at Caroline's, one of my 1151 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,800 Speaker 1: good friends named lou Miguel. He used to work for 1152 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,440 Speaker 1: Louis Louis Farranda. Louis Ferranda was the booking guy in 1153 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,840 Speaker 1: the general he ran the club. So hee, you telling 1154 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,320 Speaker 1: Louis Randa like this guy from d C. I want 1155 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,600 Speaker 1: you to see him. I want you to see him. 1156 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,600 Speaker 3: And I was excited because I wanted to do the 1157 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,439 Speaker 3: mainstream clubs. I already had the black clubs on lock. 1158 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,600 Speaker 1: And the reason I want to do the mainstream clubs 1159 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,840 Speaker 1: because it wasn't like I want to be accepted, but 1160 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, where is the bad where do the 1161 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,600 Speaker 1: baddest motherfuckers before? If the baddest motherfucker's performed this car 1162 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,920 Speaker 1: I want to work this club, not because oh I'm past, 1163 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,440 Speaker 1: but like if y'all say it's the badest motherfuckers. So 1164 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,720 Speaker 1: he said, I was gonna do a showcase, right, Louis 1165 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,840 Speaker 1: Farranda was gonna come and watch me. He don't never 1166 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,320 Speaker 1: go watch and air Love and Doctor Dre. They had 1167 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,600 Speaker 1: a hot morning show at the time, and they had 1168 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:24,320 Speaker 1: a comedy night, right And I wasn't auditioning for that. 1169 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,280 Speaker 1: I was. I was auditioned for Louis Arranda, right, Nigga. 1170 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 1: I started off from I had pants with pleats ipleted 1171 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:33,800 Speaker 1: plants because I'm like this. 1172 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,360 Speaker 3: All gonna do main Street show. I had a shirt 1173 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:35,880 Speaker 3: with a tie. 1174 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,440 Speaker 1: The cause. The reason why, because I'm you didn't know 1175 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,680 Speaker 1: who it was vote. I didn't know that show. I 1176 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,760 Speaker 1: just had a spotted Carolina. I didn't know it was 1177 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,240 Speaker 1: the Love of the Dr Dre show, right man. I 1178 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:57,240 Speaker 1: went out there, we'll do pleats. Oh that with that 1179 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:03,800 Speaker 1: tweet tweet belt, I had up your here, man, when 1180 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,600 Speaker 1: I tell you the moffus, let me have it. And 1181 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,240 Speaker 1: I and then what it was was and I was 1182 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,880 Speaker 1: doing I was doing clean material. I was doing clean 1183 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 1: I did not pay atten to the room. You heard. 1184 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,720 Speaker 1: And but that name wasn't that name wasn't bigger than 1185 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,320 Speaker 1: Louis Veranda, who booked the club. I wasn't. I wasn't 1186 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:26,880 Speaker 1: look riping for him. It's like, it's my good night. 1187 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,440 Speaker 1: They they did they you went up there, hello ladies 1188 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:41,960 Speaker 1: and the deal way. I didn't. I was so into 1189 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,880 Speaker 1: trying to get passing that club and not doing what 1190 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,160 Speaker 1: I was supposed to do. I was supposed to know 1191 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:53,520 Speaker 1: the niggas tore my ass up. They know you know that. 1192 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,919 Speaker 1: Then all you have to do is here, one person 1193 00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:04,160 Speaker 1: go he It went like this. Then somebody said, oh, 1194 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,320 Speaker 1: now here's the worst. They were h doing cow bells 1195 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,600 Speaker 1: and right the love had to come grab the mic 1196 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,200 Speaker 1: out my head. He grabbed the mic like a George 1197 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,560 Speaker 1: Lofan thing. He had to grab the mic out my 1198 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,480 Speaker 1: hand and you wouldn't get off. Then they him, this 1199 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,360 Speaker 1: is the worst when you get booed. You hear this 1200 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:30,000 Speaker 1: the DJ and then the DJ jump like what you're saying? 1201 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,280 Speaker 1: What you were saying? Nah? So I was like, I 1202 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:43,440 Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere. I fucked that David. I said a 1203 01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:48,240 Speaker 1: few words, yeah. Then I said, ship y'all can I 1204 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:53,000 Speaker 1: can stay up here longer? Y'all will? And then I 1205 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:57,800 Speaker 1: didn't hit that hit the road jack yo, I went, 1206 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,760 Speaker 1: I went man I was so defeated. You refuse to 1207 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,280 Speaker 1: get off. I refuse. I had to get off. At 1208 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,919 Speaker 1: the end of he talking about yeah, nigga, you better 1209 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,080 Speaker 1: tell him, you know, off from DC. He was liked. 1210 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,680 Speaker 1: You better tell him jokes to DC. We don't know. 1211 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:17,320 Speaker 1: He just fucking dogged me. Cut to cut to twenty 1212 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,320 Speaker 1: five years later. Louis Ferranda is the guy that I 1213 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:26,000 Speaker 1: worked with to do my special. That's crazy, you know, 1214 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,960 Speaker 1: because they had the venue. It was Caroline's Broadways, their company. 1215 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,080 Speaker 1: It could have been, but I look at it, Hey man, 1216 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,400 Speaker 1: you need to get him up here. He might have 1217 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,560 Speaker 1: to hire these motherfuckers one day. Yeah, but always, always, 1218 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,040 Speaker 1: I might gotta get y'all the job one day. Fucking 1219 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,880 Speaker 1: with y'all ain't gonna do shit. At least I'm gonna 1220 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,920 Speaker 1: put you on to me. And always reminded him of 1221 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,480 Speaker 1: that story too, not in a bad way, but just 1222 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,680 Speaker 1: to see, just to see how the relationship changed. And 1223 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,760 Speaker 1: I will say, he ain't with you after that, No, 1224 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,520 Speaker 1: it was he forgot about that and then I started 1225 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,280 Speaker 1: working the club. One thing I would say about that 1226 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,120 Speaker 1: club as like every year they always grew with me. 1227 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,560 Speaker 1: When it came to money, whatever like, and he was like, 1228 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,880 Speaker 1: I was one of I probably one of the only 1229 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,920 Speaker 1: comments that used to work that show, like twice a year. 1230 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,800 Speaker 1: Caroline's you do it every every year or every two years. 1231 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,280 Speaker 1: And I used to have some concern and I was like, man, 1232 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just there seven months and 1233 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,280 Speaker 1: Louis like, kid, you're funny. That's what he said. That's 1234 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,320 Speaker 1: his tone too, he say kid, he said you're funny. 1235 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 1: He said, we get a lot of tourists walk or whatever. 1236 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: He said, people want to see a funny act. And 1237 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,680 Speaker 1: I would come in there like twice a year. People 1238 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,880 Speaker 1: like you planning too much, And they always gave me 1239 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,920 Speaker 1: more money. They always respected me until I grew a 1240 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:41,320 Speaker 1: relationship where we all partnered up and did a dope special. Yeah. Yeah, 1241 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,920 Speaker 1: it's a ping pong shot. Now that's herr tho. It's 1242 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,400 Speaker 1: a ping pong place place they play ping pong down there. 1243 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,560 Speaker 1: I walked down there. I'm telling you, your heart just 1244 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,800 Speaker 1: start pumping when you walk down them steps. The steps 1245 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,080 Speaker 1: are the same. They redid it, but you can still 1246 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,400 Speaker 1: feel what the steps was nursing when you go down there. 1247 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,880 Speaker 1: And I talked to the BArch, I said, you I 1248 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,200 Speaker 1: know y'all can always feel somebody used to come when 1249 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,720 Speaker 1: they walk down here because you're like, it's like thirty 1250 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,760 Speaker 1: years of history like gone, just like that, and that 1251 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:12,640 Speaker 1: was one of the that was the premier spot to perform. 1252 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,760 Speaker 1: And it goes back to like, so that's gotta be 1253 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,440 Speaker 1: a front a ping pong shop. How Yeah, that's gotta be. 1254 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,840 Speaker 1: That's something. I don't want to put it out there, 1255 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,840 Speaker 1: but it don't look like no regular It's like it 1256 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,920 Speaker 1: gives you like it's like a nightclub vibe. It's just 1257 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,120 Speaker 1: not they got a fucking virtual a robot that play 1258 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,720 Speaker 1: ping pong with you. So it's not I don't know, 1259 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:40,080 Speaker 1: they probably do. They probably is money, probably tailors or 1260 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,920 Speaker 1: you know the white collar you know, Blue Wall Street 1261 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,920 Speaker 1: and white Blue focus. Yeah, and then I think about it, 1262 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,760 Speaker 1: it's gotta be a lot of ping pong balls to 1263 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,800 Speaker 1: fuck is pay the rented? That motherfucker. It ain't that anything. 1264 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,760 Speaker 1: We can't even jokes to pay the rent. We're gonna 1265 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:59,280 Speaker 1: get some ping pong know what to work ping pong? 1266 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,880 Speaker 1: Can we make the robot tell jokes? You niggas trying anything? Now, 1267 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,920 Speaker 1: you'd have been all over the world telling jokes, ye 1268 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,160 Speaker 1: and again about to go all over the world again. 1269 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,240 Speaker 1: But you went all over the world and the arm 1270 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,400 Speaker 1: and ship already. Nah. I went to a couple of places, 1271 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:22,360 Speaker 1: and I wasn't really a patriotic nigga like that talking 1272 01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,960 Speaker 1: to me about the military. They think I'm gonna go 1273 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:28,800 Speaker 1: up and start going. I was got into trying to 1274 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,840 Speaker 1: get kicked out that niggas said. I was not the 1275 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,400 Speaker 1: most patriotic nigga. I wasn't folk niggas in the military 1276 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,920 Speaker 1: not patriotic. Yeah, it's a job, Yeah, it's a job. No, 1277 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,160 Speaker 1: you know, we black people looking at a job. White 1278 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:45,640 Speaker 1: people look at it as a duty. What they be doing. 1279 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:50,919 Speaker 1: They face this ship, the man who dad they gave 1280 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:55,880 Speaker 1: that truck, and I fairly stand up next to her 1281 01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:00,160 Speaker 1: and defend her steel that they because there ain't no 1282 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:10,439 Speaker 1: doubt I love this land. God bless you ass that wash. Yep. Yeah, 1283 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,720 Speaker 1: we used to. When I was stationed. When I went 1284 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,120 Speaker 1: through Basic Tech school in San Antonio, we had two 1285 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,760 Speaker 1: places where you could uh you were party. One was 1286 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:24,160 Speaker 1: called Lachlan Arnold Hall and Skylark Arnold Hall. Warts is 1287 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,560 Speaker 1: where the black people went right and then they ended 1288 01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,800 Speaker 1: the night with six minutes ducky fresh shir. We were 1289 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,240 Speaker 1: doing all that type of ship. And then you go 1290 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,240 Speaker 1: to the White boys. They played that song and the 1291 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,240 Speaker 1: white dudes boil that song. Come on. They was bustling 1292 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,960 Speaker 1: each other, their head with beer bottles and ship their 1293 01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:44,280 Speaker 1: best friends fight each other, they each other making up, 1294 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,600 Speaker 1: kissing and ship. White dudes get drunk. They tongue kiss 1295 01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,560 Speaker 1: each other, love you, tom, grab each other, balls and everything. 1296 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,400 Speaker 1: That's fucking patriotism. That's why I got out the military. 1297 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:01,640 Speaker 1: They do no that side of the military patriotic. Oh 1298 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:06,000 Speaker 1: you know you don't white for what your boss might. No, 1299 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:13,080 Speaker 1: no get me and what marshall. And that's why I 1300 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,520 Speaker 1: did four years and got the funk out out of there. Yep, yep, 1301 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,080 Speaker 1: four years Air Force and people really think that I 1302 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,560 Speaker 1: was patriotic. I wasn't none of that ship. I told motherfuckers. 1303 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,320 Speaker 1: If you really thought that I was gonna protect you 1304 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,280 Speaker 1: and keep you safe during a war, nigga, you got 1305 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,920 Speaker 1: the wrong one wrong. I don't know. You ain't saving you. 1306 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,080 Speaker 1: It's for him. Yep. 1307 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,720 Speaker 4: You didn't love people, bro, what you U is in 1308 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:45,080 Speaker 4: the air Force, Air Force, that's yeah, man, you you 1309 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:45,840 Speaker 4: wasn't no pilot. 1310 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,280 Speaker 1: You weren't gonna have to get too busy because people 1311 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,960 Speaker 1: are same air force people like did you apply a plane? Yeah, no, Nah, 1312 01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,480 Speaker 1: I ain't been letting no nigga flat them ass plane. 1313 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,360 Speaker 1: You got to be a special nigga named Bradford to 1314 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,840 Speaker 1: do some ship like that thort. Yeah, they don't just 1315 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,919 Speaker 1: let They ain't gonna get no plane to no nigga 1316 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Speaker 1: named done hill Man. God damns, they're gonna never be 1317 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,720 Speaker 1: like a mother bucket. You ain't gonna be a co 1318 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,720 Speaker 1: polo on the Corllos Jet Blue Poli just want to 1319 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,880 Speaker 1: take y'all for Buker. We don't know where the genn 1320 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:22,160 Speaker 1: right or nothing. Million dollars playing. 1321 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,480 Speaker 3: Thigga been in dead to the jit and dead. 1322 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,680 Speaker 1: Don't kind of low down ship covering over your baby 1323 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:36,960 Speaker 1: mama ultimate while she with that nigga every morning at 1324 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,160 Speaker 1: four thirty, I'm just flying straight over the top of 1325 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:43,960 Speaker 1: the bench house just enough now to wait on the 1326 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,600 Speaker 1: whole goddamn house up. She gonna look like a Honeycomb 1327 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,880 Speaker 1: commercial where I'm coming through there morning. They arguing again, 1328 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:59,720 Speaker 1: he's sloop pass five times. What you mean just flew 1329 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,200 Speaker 1: up your niggas. Let the nigga and parked the motherfucker 1330 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:05,760 Speaker 1: in the middle of the street. Come outside, ship. Johnsh 1331 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:09,600 Speaker 1: Bolton got a fucking god damn flightship in his backyard 1332 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,720 Speaker 1: at seven forty cents. He got about one hundred planes. 1333 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:16,599 Speaker 1: Everybody at the airport. Oh yeah, in his back and yeah, 1334 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,240 Speaker 1: a whole airport. Yeah, because you know he had he 1335 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,919 Speaker 1: had a little he was flying the little promote ConTroll. 1336 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,240 Speaker 1: But they say he finish had real take off landing type. Shit. 1337 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,519 Speaker 1: What if you fuck around and fall asleep on the 1338 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,000 Speaker 1: plane training you wake up at the Tyler Perry turn. 1339 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,559 Speaker 1: You fellas leep too long? First of all, hey man, 1340 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,519 Speaker 1: you were tiredy ship. You left on the plane. You 1341 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,439 Speaker 1: came in on the red iron fellas you went, wave 1342 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:50,600 Speaker 1: pans the exit. That's funny, that's stupid. Man off the 1343 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:57,360 Speaker 1: way back. Hell now a new day. So if you 1344 01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:04,280 Speaker 1: haven't had the opportunity to see special, tell them, tell them. Okay, 1345 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,760 Speaker 1: if you if you were a fan of mine from 1346 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,280 Speaker 1: back in the day of me doing Ricky Lake, back 1347 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:11,120 Speaker 1: of the day being on. 1348 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,320 Speaker 3: The wire, Ricky Lake, how's she doing. 1349 01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,000 Speaker 1: She's doing good. She had a couple of baby Her 1350 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,559 Speaker 1: babies and kids are grown now I talked to her soft, 1351 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:22,759 Speaker 1: but she just I'm That was one of my question women, crush. 1352 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,479 Speaker 1: It was you know, you have a. 1353 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,280 Speaker 2: Separate list of just like hypothetical white women should just 1354 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,680 Speaker 2: happened to be like movie stars and. 1355 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,439 Speaker 1: Ship you should have about that, like I bet she was. 1356 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,479 Speaker 1: I knew she was about there. Like when she had 1357 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,720 Speaker 1: got the little short bomb cut. 1358 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,519 Speaker 3: Well that's the that's the universal cut. 1359 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,120 Speaker 1: And if they colored purple or something, put multiple black. 1360 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,479 Speaker 1: She had mom curls in the back. That's how all. 1361 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,360 Speaker 1: And they all drive Honda courts, white business with this 1362 01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:51,120 Speaker 1: haircut and a court with niggas. Next time you talk 1363 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,599 Speaker 1: to tellented real niggas. 1364 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,919 Speaker 4: Still all the talk show motherfuckers, Ricky. 1365 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:03,519 Speaker 1: Jesse Alley, you got the glad Man ban of white. 1366 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,280 Speaker 1: You gotta throw her white. Not much booty, but I 1367 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:10,400 Speaker 1: want to win to shape like that was on a 1368 01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:16,320 Speaker 1: sorry job on Ricky Lake. I did. They used to 1369 01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:21,360 Speaker 1: do another example of being in those certain places. It 1370 01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:24,200 Speaker 1: was a talent coordinator from Ricky Lay and they said 1371 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:27,320 Speaker 1: they wanted to add some a comedy element to to 1372 01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:32,839 Speaker 1: the show. And this was probably like ninety nine, probably 1373 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:39,720 Speaker 1: no about probably early two thousands, but late yeah, when 1374 01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,600 Speaker 1: I was there. It was when I was on it, 1375 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,320 Speaker 1: and I might be off by a couple of years. 1376 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,240 Speaker 1: But the thing is going back to what I was 1377 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,680 Speaker 1: saying about being in the places, wanting to work these 1378 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,840 Speaker 1: certain rooms because that's where the talent. They went for 1379 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,000 Speaker 1: talent they were trying to do, like a panel of 1380 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:58,240 Speaker 1: experts like in like relationships and stuff like that, and 1381 01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:00,559 Speaker 1: they had they would have showcases. The was a comedy 1382 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:06,120 Speaker 1: club and this girl I know, I know it afterwards, 1383 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,960 Speaker 1: but they had a showcase there. I audition for it, right, 1384 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,160 Speaker 1: and then I got and I didn't think the audition 1385 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:15,120 Speaker 1: was that good. Right, And then at the end of 1386 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,080 Speaker 1: the show, this girl came She told me, she said 1387 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,000 Speaker 1: this word thing could tell you to say to a community. 1388 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:24,080 Speaker 1: She said, I thought you was funny. If someone says 1389 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,040 Speaker 1: I thought you was funny, they said everybody else thought 1390 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:30,240 Speaker 1: you was some ship, but I thought you was funny, 1391 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,200 Speaker 1: don't forget them. Right. So she came up to me, 1392 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,840 Speaker 1: Like all I remember was a woman came up to 1393 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,280 Speaker 1: doing said I thought you was funny. I was like, whatever, bitch, 1394 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,040 Speaker 1: I ain't even paying attention to her. That's what I'm 1395 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,320 Speaker 1: a bitch. In a positive way queen. I wasn't using 1396 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:49,120 Speaker 1: queen back then. I was calling bitches bitches right. I said, damn, 1397 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry Ricky all right, I said, whatever, bitch, right, 1398 01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,720 Speaker 1: I ain't here no mind. So my manager called me 1399 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,200 Speaker 1: and told me that I got They want me to 1400 01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:00,280 Speaker 1: do some comedy work on the Ricky Lake Show. Right. 1401 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,280 Speaker 1: So I went there and I was talking to this 1402 01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,160 Speaker 1: chick about comedy. She was talking to me about comedy, right, 1403 01:12:06,479 --> 01:12:08,760 Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, I remember one time I was 1404 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,160 Speaker 1: talking to this comedian and I told him he was funny, 1405 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,800 Speaker 1: and then he said, uh, whatever, bitch, I know I'm funny. 1406 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,680 Speaker 1: It was the same chick, the same chick, the one 1407 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,040 Speaker 1: I didn't acknowledge her that day I did the audition. 1408 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:25,000 Speaker 1: It's the same check. When I got to die, she 1409 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,519 Speaker 1: was talking and this so happened that that that when 1410 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,680 Speaker 1: I thought I had bombed that audition, it got me 1411 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,120 Speaker 1: a gig on the show. And I was up there 1412 01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,680 Speaker 1: with me and you called, I mean, it's it's how 1413 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:41,160 Speaker 1: you pronounce it, it's the context it is, y'all. That's 1414 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:46,000 Speaker 1: a job all right. Yeah, yeah, it happened with Bob said, 1415 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,280 Speaker 1: I said, well, put that nigg on the phone. She 1416 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,599 Speaker 1: was here here to go. So you didn't that, Yeah, 1417 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,960 Speaker 1: you just didn't. I've been an interrupted my whole career. 1418 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:56,120 Speaker 1: People think I'm an interrupted. Now I've been interrupted. I 1419 01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:00,479 Speaker 1: started as a heckler. Damn. I didn't start with the 1420 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,280 Speaker 1: dream to be a comedian. I started with a dream 1421 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,680 Speaker 1: to be an asshole sitting in the audience. You was 1422 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:11,920 Speaker 1: a real life heckler. That's why this moment, that's a heckler. 1423 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,920 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so you I can't remember. I used 1424 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,280 Speaker 1: to light niggas up. Listen, I used to light niggas up. 1425 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,280 Speaker 1: I used to like niggas up at this club so 1426 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,360 Speaker 1: much people start coming to the club to watch me heckle. 1427 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:26,120 Speaker 1: Hell no, I swear asked anybody, why believe my story? 1428 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,479 Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you? On your particular you 1429 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,800 Speaker 1: was handling yo. I told you the truth. Your question 1430 01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:36,360 Speaker 1: you sound like chat. You can't say that. Don't say that. 1431 01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:41,439 Speaker 1: Hell no, you ain't do that. You don't say that. 1432 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,600 Speaker 1: Don't say you heckle. Don't say that. Say that. So 1433 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:50,160 Speaker 1: you I started, you had fans, No nigga, hold on, 1434 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:53,000 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, y'all gonna stop sucking with me. 1435 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm a call I'm gonna call. Hold on y'all, yo, yo, 1436 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:07,200 Speaker 1: all right, alright, alright, bye bye, alright, alright, all right, 1437 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,519 Speaker 1: all right, hold on, hold on, hold on, Let this 1438 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:14,960 Speaker 1: nigga answer the phone. Oh, hold on, hold on, Hello, 1439 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,880 Speaker 1: Let this nigga answer the phone. Let me direct auto biography. Hello, 1440 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,280 Speaker 1: when we do the movie about you, let me do 1441 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:27,200 Speaker 1: hold on, let me get this, because that's how it started. Hello, 1442 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,760 Speaker 1: nigga rocking as a head. Hold on, wait a minute, 1443 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:34,960 Speaker 1: be quiet. This nigga I'm talking to now, it's the 1444 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,439 Speaker 1: first motherfucker I'm on the eighty five South show, right, 1445 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,439 Speaker 1: and I know you you see his nigga be acquired. 1446 01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:44,120 Speaker 1: But there want some secrets, right, This nigga was the 1447 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:50,680 Speaker 1: first motherfucker that put me on stage? Mike, How did 1448 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:55,880 Speaker 1: that start? Nobody want to hear that story? Bro? I said, 1449 01:14:55,960 --> 01:15:05,040 Speaker 1: ship about that? Can y'all hear it? Okay, I'm a backtrack. 1450 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,040 Speaker 1: How did that start? What did I what I used 1451 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,400 Speaker 1: to do before? I first time gonna touch the mic? 1452 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:17,679 Speaker 1: I'm getting my money, nigger. I wasn't being a coffee nigga. 1453 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:23,400 Speaker 1: What was I doing? Say it loud, nigga saying sense what? Wait? 1454 01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:25,400 Speaker 1: Now you're gonna go over with that ship. What I 1455 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:29,160 Speaker 1: used to do, Yeah, I used to what I used 1456 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:32,000 Speaker 1: to do to people. So he had people coming to 1457 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:36,240 Speaker 1: the club just to see him. Henple, keep talking, nigga, 1458 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:44,400 Speaker 1: go closer to the mic. What'd you say? Down here? No? Wait? Wait, 1459 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:48,880 Speaker 1: within no mic. That's why I'll be yelling at niggas. 1460 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:54,400 Speaker 1: I don't need a mike. And and then I yo, 1461 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:58,160 Speaker 1: when I got so cocky, right, I went to Roger 1462 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,720 Speaker 1: no ture man, but I tried to get a door 1463 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:10,800 Speaker 1: deal though. That's a heckler nigga, I was. I was saying, Yo, 1464 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,880 Speaker 1: I went to the wait. Seems to me, that's what 1465 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,679 Speaker 1: your increased. That's exactly what I'm saying. Those are my words. 1466 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,720 Speaker 1: Exactly is coming to see me. I was like this. 1467 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,080 Speaker 1: I told myself, well, it looks like I've increased the 1468 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,280 Speaker 1: business here by thirty percent. I said, I think it's 1469 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:34,040 Speaker 1: time to cut me in. They didn't believe it. Mike. 1470 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,400 Speaker 1: The first time, what hackle is what happened the first 1471 01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:40,840 Speaker 1: time I the first time I went on stage? What happened? Mike? 1472 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,639 Speaker 1: I try to tell these niggas. Man. That's why when 1473 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:49,000 Speaker 1: I yell out to people like why you I did you. 1474 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:51,719 Speaker 1: I've been a heckler. I've been an asshole. The reason 1475 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,920 Speaker 1: why I stopped heckling because the comedians told me I 1476 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:57,519 Speaker 1: was still trying to echo. They told me that the 1477 01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:01,160 Speaker 1: rule is a comedian can't heckle another comedian, and I 1478 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:03,080 Speaker 1: wanted to be like, some of these niggas need to 1479 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:07,960 Speaker 1: be heckled. You're a quick comedy to be heading praise no, 1480 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:11,559 Speaker 1: but I'll tell you that down. Stop all this ship 1481 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,720 Speaker 1: right now. Don't know what I used to do, yo, 1482 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,720 Speaker 1: I need this ship. I'm gonna tell you. That conversation 1483 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,360 Speaker 1: was me and Tracy Borger had that because Tracy Morgan, 1484 01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,200 Speaker 1: you said, what niggas too? Right? So Tracy Morgan said, 1485 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:27,960 Speaker 1: we should go on tour around the country just nip 1486 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:33,280 Speaker 1: police wacka. That's comedianan Sun. I watched it. I might 1487 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,240 Speaker 1: you there. I watched it. I know I owe you 1488 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,519 Speaker 1: a call. Man. I appreciate you because these niggas ain't 1489 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,960 Speaker 1: believe me. They ain't believe me, so I'm trying to 1490 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,200 Speaker 1: promote your ship on this show. Nigga. What's the name 1491 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:48,240 Speaker 1: of it though? Son? You a sure underwear? Right? What's 1492 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,600 Speaker 1: the name of the podcast? All right? Sherlin well, my 1493 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:52,240 Speaker 1: man might watching the first nigga that ever brought me 1494 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,400 Speaker 1: in a stage. I appreciate that. Yeah, bleep that out, 1495 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:58,880 Speaker 1: all right. Don't nobody want the truth, Joe, They don't 1496 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,680 Speaker 1: want the truth. I thought you said this was the 1497 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,000 Speaker 1: year of the truth. Is this the year the truth? 1498 01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:09,439 Speaker 1: You can't handle the truth? Told you? Y'all trying to 1499 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:12,720 Speaker 1: question me to we didn't. Yes, you did, nigga, you 1500 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:20,160 Speaker 1: stood out. I walked away. He was no. We said, yeah, 1501 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,360 Speaker 1: it's hard to believe that motherfucker was showing up to 1502 01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:27,240 Speaker 1: see the Heck it was because it was to the show. 1503 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:31,760 Speaker 1: He'll know. I'm going to see what nigga they did that? Yo? 1504 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,960 Speaker 1: Anybody that worked the safe way back then, No, they did. 1505 01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:37,599 Speaker 1: People used to come because that well, he didn't tell 1506 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,639 Speaker 1: you about that story. Mike worked for Hostess Cupcake Company 1507 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,920 Speaker 1: at the time, right, and he used to give us 1508 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,880 Speaker 1: tickets at the Safeway give away free tickets. So that's 1509 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,240 Speaker 1: where we started going. It was like, oh, we got 1510 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:50,640 Speaker 1: a free ticket. We used to go there. So at 1511 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:53,559 Speaker 1: my job, everybody in my job start coming. I really started. 1512 01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:58,000 Speaker 1: I started. The club started blowing up because they niggas 1513 01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:00,760 Speaker 1: was like, yo, is that ass old nigga gonna be 1514 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,000 Speaker 1: here today, so pro comedians just come up to me 1515 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,599 Speaker 1: and be like, man, look, I'm working on some new ship. Man, 1516 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,960 Speaker 1: don't funk with me today. I'm like, man, you got 1517 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:14,880 Speaker 1: no I was like, you don't walk the heat, give 1518 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:18,600 Speaker 1: me my hush money. But I was different, Yo. I 1519 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:21,799 Speaker 1: had two jobs at the time, and I used to travel. 1520 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:23,960 Speaker 1: I mean, I loved comment so much. I remember there 1521 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:26,040 Speaker 1: was a promoter there. He used to do show and 1522 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,680 Speaker 1: like when the show would bomb or he didn't make 1523 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,880 Speaker 1: the money at the door. I had two jobs. I was, 1524 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,599 Speaker 1: I thought I was. I was. I used. I used 1525 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,240 Speaker 1: to help him pay the comedians. The niggas like ya, man, 1526 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:38,640 Speaker 1: I need it. I'm like, here you go. Might as 1527 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,880 Speaker 1: well you didn't boot them off stage. Oh yeah, I 1528 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:43,680 Speaker 1: got get us. That's fucked up. The nigga blew you. 1529 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,880 Speaker 1: The nigga heck on you and then be like there 1530 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:51,240 Speaker 1: you are. I shouldn't get your whole end nothing. Yeah, 1531 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,599 Speaker 1: there's no back up there. Let me do it again. Nah, 1532 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,840 Speaker 1: But I came out and I'm gonna tell you. Like 1533 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,640 Speaker 1: the guy I just talked to, he he caught me. 1534 01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:04,839 Speaker 1: He caught me yesterday two days ago. He said, Donelle, 1535 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:07,519 Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Well, he talking about the special, 1536 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,760 Speaker 1: he said, I'm so proud of he said, where you 1537 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,160 Speaker 1: came from. He said, Man, I don't know if it 1538 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,800 Speaker 1: sounds crazy, He said, I feel like we both had 1539 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,040 Speaker 1: a special. You know what I'm saying, Like it may 1540 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:19,320 Speaker 1: sound crazy, and like work with Ricky, Ricky sid don't 1541 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,120 Speaker 1: produce it. Ricky's like all about the book. And I 1542 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,080 Speaker 1: try to call her sometime emotional. She don't want to 1543 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:28,960 Speaker 1: hear that shit. She asked you, this is the worst 1544 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,360 Speaker 1: thing to produce. That somebody produces a special and you 1545 01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:33,160 Speaker 1: call him and they answer the phone like this what 1546 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:37,439 Speaker 1: that means? Yo? But this is this is this is 1547 01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:40,760 Speaker 1: how when you know we shot it twice, right, And 1548 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:43,360 Speaker 1: the first said, this is what the producer say to you. 1549 01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:46,760 Speaker 1: They'll say they don't even move their walkie talking or nothing. 1550 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:51,240 Speaker 1: They just like, we got what we need. If you know, 1551 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,800 Speaker 1: producer world, we got what we need. Like I mean, 1552 01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:58,000 Speaker 1: if we had a sound right here, switch that light 1553 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,400 Speaker 1: right there and bring this and do it post, we 1554 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,960 Speaker 1: got what we need. We can make it work. And 1555 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,800 Speaker 1: I was upset in that moment, not upset because she 1556 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,960 Speaker 1: was right we did have we need, but I was like, 1557 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,960 Speaker 1: I didn't have what I needed. And then the way 1558 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,479 Speaker 1: you gauge her, it's her dimples. When she ain't fuck 1559 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:17,200 Speaker 1: with you, you don't see no dimples, right, But when 1560 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,599 Speaker 1: she happy about something, if she be dimpled, the fuck 1561 01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:22,560 Speaker 1: up right. When she came in the first time, I 1562 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:24,280 Speaker 1: was like, and I don't mean this in bad way. 1563 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,479 Speaker 1: I was like, oh see this bitch dimples. Man, it 1564 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,080 Speaker 1: ain't right. I was like, I was like, I got 1565 01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:32,680 Speaker 1: something else to do. It wasn't bad. But she likes 1566 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,519 Speaker 1: me in a certain capacity. She knows when I'm doing 1567 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:37,439 Speaker 1: a certain thing, and I did. I knew I didn't 1568 01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:39,840 Speaker 1: hit it. It was okay, and we could have worked. 1569 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,560 Speaker 1: I knew I didn't hit it. That second show, I 1570 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,519 Speaker 1: bother fucker put a hoodie on the ship and I 1571 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,400 Speaker 1: was like, it's time to go to work. And I 1572 01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:47,360 Speaker 1: didn't even have when she came in the room, because 1573 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,599 Speaker 1: that's the first person you're looking for, the person that's 1574 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,880 Speaker 1: putting the magic together, right, I was like, she better 1575 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:53,479 Speaker 1: come in here with some dimples. She better come in 1576 01:21:53,479 --> 01:21:56,760 Speaker 1: here with some dimples. He came that joint them joints 1577 01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:04,080 Speaker 1: was like this, It was deep. It was super temples. 1578 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,800 Speaker 1: I was like, we got them. She didn't have to 1579 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,040 Speaker 1: say nothing, she'd be like this, and then she walked away. 1580 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,479 Speaker 1: I was like, I got the dimple. That was good. 1581 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:13,760 Speaker 1: But the point I'm making for this for me, if 1582 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:17,200 Speaker 1: this special like fifteen to twenty years ago, like when 1583 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,960 Speaker 1: you know you want something to make your mark of 1584 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,840 Speaker 1: people to know you from, it would have been a 1585 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,760 Speaker 1: different feeling. It would have been like, oh, man, if 1586 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,479 Speaker 1: I do this, people get to know me or whatever. 1587 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,719 Speaker 1: But it's a lot of people that know me already, 1588 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,960 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But this one, this special, 1589 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,920 Speaker 1: it really feels like it's for the people. And the 1590 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,519 Speaker 1: worst thing you can do with a special is to 1591 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:40,519 Speaker 1: try to figure out how funny it was, because funny 1592 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,360 Speaker 1: is subjective to what style you're like. The hardest thing 1593 01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:45,120 Speaker 1: for you to deal was like, is it funny enough? 1594 01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:48,000 Speaker 1: Thinking like this? And I had to remove myself from 1595 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,840 Speaker 1: that and I told myself what I want. I said, 1596 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,000 Speaker 1: the thing that I like about is I said, it 1597 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,920 Speaker 1: feels good. This special feels good. And we talked about 1598 01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,760 Speaker 1: earlier how comedy is funked up? This that you feel good? 1599 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:03,400 Speaker 1: Like three weeks before we drive to Dave told me, 1600 01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:05,920 Speaker 1: he said, Donell, I think your special is going to 1601 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,120 Speaker 1: be a breath of fresh air. You know, when you 1602 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,840 Speaker 1: watch a New Day, you don't see nobody a guy 1603 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,680 Speaker 1: up there trying to dog nobody. You don't see a 1604 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,479 Speaker 1: guy trying to expose nobody. You don't see none of that. 1605 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,040 Speaker 1: You see a guy that just want to have a 1606 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:22,320 Speaker 1: good time and and to talk about relatable stuff, even 1607 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,519 Speaker 1: the subject matter. I talk about this, Who don't have 1608 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,920 Speaker 1: a god damn co pair into the story? You know 1609 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,400 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Who hasn't been in a toxic relationship? 1610 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,640 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Who don't have issues with 1611 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:41,400 Speaker 1: doctor Kumar of my life whatever? We're talking about that 1612 01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,559 Speaker 1: on another episode. But I'm just saying I talk about 1613 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,400 Speaker 1: he was one of them particulars, but not a bad way, 1614 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:53,080 Speaker 1: not a bad way. We all like doctor Lumar, we 1615 01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:59,080 Speaker 1: love him. But in this special, I was like, can 1616 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:03,639 Speaker 1: I put a sure that if almost anybody can connect 1617 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:06,839 Speaker 1: with some kind of way, I think it's it's it's classic. 1618 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,800 Speaker 1: I think at some points it's young without you know, 1619 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:11,880 Speaker 1: seeing the motherfucker trying to be a kid or whatever. 1620 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:15,880 Speaker 1: It's some references there talking about toxic relationships, talking about 1621 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:20,280 Speaker 1: fucking co parenting, talking about being older, talking about being 1622 01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,280 Speaker 1: an older guy the younger woman, all that type of stuff. 1623 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,080 Speaker 1: It's like, I think it's enough for everybody to at least, 1624 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:28,320 Speaker 1: you know, sit down in the joy. It's a good 1625 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:35,320 Speaker 1: special Yeah, so check it out. No, that ain't crazy, man, 1626 01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,720 Speaker 1: that's what you always welcome to come on here and 1627 01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:44,360 Speaker 1: talk some ship. But you don't believe me. The monkey joke, man, 1628 01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,320 Speaker 1: you want me to call it niggas that saw him 1629 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:49,200 Speaker 1: do a monkey joke. That's how you got let me. 1630 01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:52,360 Speaker 1: That's why they put him in mind yo. Okay, I'm 1631 01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:01,960 Speaker 1: y'all receive, can't your hands now? Bringing that back up? 1632 01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:04,599 Speaker 1: He worked too odd for you to let that type 1633 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,160 Speaker 1: of ship. You look at that. They don't call nobody man, 1634 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:21,760 Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, get the whole. Sorry, that's fun calling. Did 1635 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,120 Speaker 1: that nigga have a monkey joe? If she? If she said, 1636 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:29,080 Speaker 1: I would, I don't know what all got going on. 1637 01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:32,040 Speaker 1: It was he did a bit. It was I don't 1638 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:33,760 Speaker 1: know what. I don't can't remember. I know that he 1639 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:37,519 Speaker 1: did a bit and he was it was to do 1640 01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:42,120 Speaker 1: with this, this is done monkey jokes. This was ripping 1641 01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:47,080 Speaker 1: though you couldn't followed he had the monkey. What nigga 1642 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:54,240 Speaker 1: dropping he can drop that bike? Everybody walked out. You 1643 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:56,120 Speaker 1: know you have to beat I hope you y'all came 1644 01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,880 Speaker 1: in the wrong time in this podcast. Y'all think I'm 1645 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:01,240 Speaker 1: funked up. Just real white. That is, he's been trying 1646 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,360 Speaker 1: to bury that joke forever. Now you done brought it 1647 01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:09,560 Speaker 1: back to that down. Now tell the story. That's not 1648 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,760 Speaker 1: a bad story and it ships. I'm just saying, and 1649 01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:14,280 Speaker 1: think about it. It looks you can really go deeper. 1650 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,040 Speaker 1: Did a monkey joke. 1651 01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:22,120 Speaker 3: And then look at the evolution. 1652 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:26,280 Speaker 1: Chart, you know, think about it, y'all don't want to 1653 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:31,639 Speaker 1: think they got no think about it. The evolution thought 1654 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:34,519 Speaker 1: like this, and then the nigga stood up and became 1655 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:39,439 Speaker 1: a man? Am I right deep right there, I'm telling 1656 01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:42,439 Speaker 1: y'all because that evolution, it wouldn't be no more monkey. 1657 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:45,479 Speaker 1: Well if Kevin, if you say Kevin, Party's gonna make 1658 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,599 Speaker 1: monkeys stink, I ain't said nothing, man, this is nothing 1659 01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:52,439 Speaker 1: of this ship, no more moneyetting around. You know what 1660 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:56,080 Speaker 1: I realized, not you know what I'm realizing the show 1661 01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:01,000 Speaker 1: hate the ball that was your story? Yeah, you really 1662 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:04,600 Speaker 1: the hater? You already you know another think about that. 1663 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,559 Speaker 1: That's you the story that joint. This is how much 1664 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,519 Speaker 1: of a hater that that the haters ball play ball? 1665 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,400 Speaker 1: This how much of a hating skit? It was sketching, 1666 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,479 Speaker 1: I asked Neil Brennan. I asked him. I said, So, 1667 01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:19,639 Speaker 1: what's the next sketch I'm gonna be in? He said, 1668 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,479 Speaker 1: A player at this ball. I was like, cool. So 1669 01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:23,920 Speaker 1: next day I look at the cast and sheet for 1670 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,880 Speaker 1: the next day for what was going the next day, 1671 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,080 Speaker 1: and I see player at this ball. I don't see 1672 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,160 Speaker 1: my name on the paper. I'm like, God, what you 1673 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:31,840 Speaker 1: said I was gonna be there? He said, Oh shit, 1674 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,439 Speaker 1: I forgot B. That's the white person being cool. They 1675 01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:38,840 Speaker 1: say the word be. They got one word to make 1676 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,559 Speaker 1: them black, bro dog or any of that, right. He said, Oh, 1677 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:44,720 Speaker 1: I forgot be. And I'm like, how the fuck you're 1678 01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:47,519 Speaker 1: gonna forget? Because I was thirsty to be. I was 1679 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:50,680 Speaker 1: always on him, like doing another skit or whatever. So 1680 01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,640 Speaker 1: he was like, I don't know, B. He was like, 1681 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:56,559 Speaker 1: just come up with something. That's what he said. He said, 1682 01:27:56,560 --> 01:27:58,519 Speaker 1: I don't know, just come up with something. And I 1683 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:01,400 Speaker 1: was like, I gotta come up. Somebody was ooh, then 1684 01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:04,200 Speaker 1: I get to build my own character. Right at the time, 1685 01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,640 Speaker 1: I don't. My hair don't grow. We all know that 1686 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:09,160 Speaker 1: I'm in right in the middle. I feel like Chico 1687 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:13,120 Speaker 1: right now. But she go get breathed down. But just 1688 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,960 Speaker 1: we cannot. You can do all that ship all you want. 1689 01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:21,559 Speaker 1: Stevee wanted to do with this ship. It's a DC thing. 1690 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:27,759 Speaker 1: Peevie wanted to b start right here, niggas on the floor. Easy, 1691 01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,680 Speaker 1: I'm going about. That's why you be looking up. It 1692 01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:36,240 Speaker 1: ain't nothing to do, so he said, So Bill says, 1693 01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:38,519 Speaker 1: he said, I don't know, come up with something. So 1694 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,840 Speaker 1: I was like every character I play, it's always me 1695 01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,960 Speaker 1: just a ball guy, I said. But I want to 1696 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,680 Speaker 1: do something different, I said, I want to I want 1697 01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,200 Speaker 1: to get some hair. I'm I'm building, like build a beer. 1698 01:28:47,439 --> 01:28:49,240 Speaker 1: I'm building a character like I could do whatever the 1699 01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:53,320 Speaker 1: fuck I want, I said. I called a hair makeup 1700 01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:55,360 Speaker 1: or props or whatever. I said. I want a wig. 1701 01:28:55,479 --> 01:28:57,760 Speaker 1: I want a Jerry Carroll wig. Right, I said, I 1702 01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,439 Speaker 1: want like a soul glow joint. Right, nobody knew what 1703 01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:02,000 Speaker 1: I was doing at night, right, So I want the 1704 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,559 Speaker 1: soul close joint. Then I went to the props. I said, 1705 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:07,880 Speaker 1: I want to uh, I want some activator, but I 1706 01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:10,720 Speaker 1: want it in a champagne glass, right, I mean a 1707 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:13,360 Speaker 1: champagne bottle, Like I want to be squirt. They was like, 1708 01:29:13,439 --> 01:29:15,040 Speaker 1: that's gonna be too sloppy. We can't do that. I 1709 01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,680 Speaker 1: was like, well, give me an aaronsol can and make 1710 01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:20,519 Speaker 1: it look like ballery, like some platinum or some ship. 1711 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,200 Speaker 1: They're right, they gave me that ship. Right, and then 1712 01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:25,640 Speaker 1: I five Heartbeats is my favorite movie. I said, I 1713 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:28,320 Speaker 1: want to dress like Eddie Kane. Right, if you look 1714 01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:29,920 Speaker 1: at that suit, if you look at the suit playing 1715 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,000 Speaker 1: at his ball, if. 1716 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:32,400 Speaker 3: You look at it, you put it up against Eddie 1717 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:33,320 Speaker 3: Night like this. 1718 01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:37,280 Speaker 1: Dang. I basically told him to give me a tang suit. 1719 01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:41,320 Speaker 1: I know, y'all believe nothing I say. You don't believe this. 1720 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:47,720 Speaker 1: You want to call the one. You look at me 1721 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:59,120 Speaker 1: like I'm alive? You everything as al right? Now? I'm 1722 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:01,479 Speaker 1: not so. I look, this is this is a story 1723 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:04,680 Speaker 1: behind that. So I get the can, right I go. 1724 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,840 Speaker 1: I went to wardrobe Whitney and them Whitney kills. She 1725 01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:11,599 Speaker 1: does wardjo for uh for for BMF. Now I shout 1726 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,920 Speaker 1: out to her and I got my ship on. I 1727 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,360 Speaker 1: got the I got the moth, I got the motherfucker 1728 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:19,479 Speaker 1: wig on. I'm doing like this and they get mad 1729 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:21,800 Speaker 1: because I'm just squirting Ship everywhere everywhere I go. They's like, 1730 01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,880 Speaker 1: come on, man, they like enough of this ship. I'm like, 1731 01:30:25,680 --> 01:30:29,360 Speaker 1: I'm practicing hit me two times, bitch. I'm like this 1732 01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:31,600 Speaker 1: because on that show, I realized they didn't give me 1733 01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:34,360 Speaker 1: a lot of words. So anything, any character, whatever I created, 1734 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,640 Speaker 1: I had to punctuate it with strong comedy. Everything I 1735 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:40,320 Speaker 1: did was for a laugh. I was like this, nigga, 1736 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:44,080 Speaker 1: when I squirt them, Nigga's gonna laugh. I was like, 1737 01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,240 Speaker 1: they didn't let they not let me talk that much, 1738 01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:48,880 Speaker 1: so I got to do ship to get to laugh. 1739 01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:52,679 Speaker 1: I'm walking around. I'm like this, bitches laugh for this ship. 1740 01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:57,960 Speaker 1: I mean queens. The queen bitch is laughing at me, 1741 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:03,120 Speaker 1: right yeah. So I'm they like you stupid, you stupid, 1742 01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:05,400 Speaker 1: behind you funny and I'm walking around. I'm not on 1743 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:08,120 Speaker 1: the script. If anybody got average the script, the character 1744 01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:10,599 Speaker 1: is not on the script. He does not exist. I'm 1745 01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:14,360 Speaker 1: walking around. I'm like, oh Ship, I'm like this, damn. 1746 01:31:14,479 --> 01:31:16,479 Speaker 1: Then I said Neil, I said, What's I was like 1747 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,160 Speaker 1: you start laughing. I said, what's my name? You said, 1748 01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:24,320 Speaker 1: I don't know. Make come something beat. I'm like this, 1749 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,240 Speaker 1: go past the mirror. I look in the mirror. I 1750 01:31:27,320 --> 01:31:34,160 Speaker 1: did like this. I said, I feel beautiful. I feel beautiful, 1751 01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:42,360 Speaker 1: beautiful the nigga name. I named him beautiful. And then 1752 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,360 Speaker 1: I walked past them. I said, I got a name. 1753 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,720 Speaker 1: He said what I said, beautifully? Shit, you don't look it. 1754 01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:52,320 Speaker 1: They were so scrappers. We didn't skip. This is another skip. 1755 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:55,120 Speaker 1: We never got on there. We had one skip. We scratched, scratched. 1756 01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:57,200 Speaker 1: It was it was. It was a player. We was 1757 01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:59,680 Speaker 1: gonna go back in time. They was gonna go this 1758 01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,559 Speaker 1: is this was ake. They showed a clip. Yeah, they 1759 01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,320 Speaker 1: showed a little clip when when what it was was 1760 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:09,760 Speaker 1: he went back in time to spack my mother for 1761 01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:16,400 Speaker 1: naming me beautiful, and this is for naming this ugly 1762 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:21,120 Speaker 1: motherfucker beautiful. Niggas slap my mother. That never that would 1763 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,200 Speaker 1: never air. But that's how it was. If you look 1764 01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:25,920 Speaker 1: at if you look at it, if you look at 1765 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:30,120 Speaker 1: hating on each other all day and in that man. No, 1766 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,200 Speaker 1: but if you look at it, if you look at 1767 01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:37,840 Speaker 1: that the way it's cut, you see me yell out something. 1768 01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:40,960 Speaker 1: You hear me yell out something, but you don't see me. 1769 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,840 Speaker 1: If you notice when it all of all of them 1770 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:45,760 Speaker 1: went up there to talk, I didn't get I didn't talk. 1771 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:49,439 Speaker 1: I had to. I had the bowguard. When when when 1772 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,519 Speaker 1: when when them niggas was quiet, we'll be on the set. 1773 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,639 Speaker 1: I'd be like this, ain't nobody. Ain't nobody saying cut yet? 1774 01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:59,280 Speaker 1: And I just said, yell out ship. I'm like I said, 1775 01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:02,040 Speaker 1: Silkie mother had one big titty and one little titty 1776 01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:07,000 Speaker 1: and they called it bitch Biggie smalls. I was getting last, Bigga, 1777 01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,360 Speaker 1: the only one you stayed on that show by getting last. 1778 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,240 Speaker 1: When we did the Rick James sketch, because they know 1779 01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:15,160 Speaker 1: I just be blurt out. I was just gonna be like, 1780 01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:17,519 Speaker 1: I'm not just don't nobody the worst. If don't nobody 1781 01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:19,479 Speaker 1: say now, I'm gonna keep doing it, you know, until 1782 01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:21,280 Speaker 1: they tell me to stop. But when I would throw something, 1783 01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:25,200 Speaker 1: it it'll uh the ship would work. 1784 01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:28,360 Speaker 3: We did the Rick James sketch when it was Charlie 1785 01:33:28,439 --> 01:33:29,400 Speaker 3: it at the bar. 1786 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,679 Speaker 1: When we at the bar, what did the five fingers 1787 01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:35,040 Speaker 1: say to the face, right, I said, Neil, they ain't 1788 01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:39,320 Speaker 1: mic me. He said, you're not saying nothing. They're not 1789 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:40,800 Speaker 1: gonna give nobody. I said, but what if I want 1790 01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:47,160 Speaker 1: to say something? He said, nah, bee right. I was like, okay, 1791 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,080 Speaker 1: we'll decide to say that. I said, I told what 1792 01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:51,120 Speaker 1: the motherfuckers to be in the park, the mind what 1793 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:56,200 Speaker 1: are they call minds? My face was so expressive when 1794 01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:59,040 Speaker 1: they smacked. I'd like, I knew I wasn't talking. But 1795 01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:01,599 Speaker 1: if you look at that, it's motion. If you look 1796 01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:10,000 Speaker 1: at that, oh my god, so true. 1797 01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:15,200 Speaker 3: Your Mike bullshit and he ripped it off when he 1798 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:15,800 Speaker 3: was the man that. 1799 01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:17,920 Speaker 1: All you threw all for the white man. You went hard. 1800 01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:21,360 Speaker 1: You just were hard for the white man. Boat from 1801 01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:26,000 Speaker 1: his dad. Okay, okay, all right, all right, his dad 1802 01:34:26,120 --> 01:34:30,960 Speaker 1: is my period guy man. All right, I apologize. I 1803 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:34,840 Speaker 1: knew him, Sure, he was seven years old, did you really? Yeah? 1804 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:40,000 Speaker 1: So what's this story? I ever said? I said, the 1805 01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,760 Speaker 1: mic the man ship. Oh yeah, if you look at that, 1806 01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:45,560 Speaker 1: that that that sketch when he said, we said, what 1807 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:47,840 Speaker 1: the five pictures say? His face Rick James bitch. But 1808 01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:50,160 Speaker 1: he wouldn't give me no mic. If you look at 1809 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:53,040 Speaker 1: that slow motion, you could see my mouth saying, what 1810 01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:56,720 Speaker 1: the fuck? I made sure. I was like to say 1811 01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:59,519 Speaker 1: something anyway, no, but I didn't say it just maum. 1812 01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:03,120 Speaker 1: I I meaned it. Whatever they call that ship, I 1813 01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:05,240 Speaker 1: mended it. Whatever the fuck it is. But if you 1814 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:08,800 Speaker 1: look at it, I'm like, I see and I made 1815 01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:10,960 Speaker 1: the camera. If you look at that shot, I made 1816 01:35:10,960 --> 01:35:12,600 Speaker 1: the camera go to me. I made the camera go 1817 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:17,360 Speaker 1: to me. I would have this seventy this shit I 1818 01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:19,320 Speaker 1: did on with Schapelle show. I wasn't supposed to be 1819 01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:22,120 Speaker 1: on that show man. I used to just hang out 1820 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,840 Speaker 1: showing up and like at the time, I wasn't making 1821 01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:27,800 Speaker 1: no money. I was like, get free food, I get 1822 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:30,519 Speaker 1: to learn something, and them niggas would be like, yo, 1823 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:34,000 Speaker 1: you want to jump in this. There's so many schedules. 1824 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:36,080 Speaker 1: It just so happened that I was just hanging out 1825 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:37,960 Speaker 1: that Wayne Brady sketch when I get shot at the end, 1826 01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:41,800 Speaker 1: I was just hanging out from free loading whatever is 1827 01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:44,240 Speaker 1: jigg another think that was the one take joint man. 1828 01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:46,680 Speaker 1: I used to go so hard on that show yo 1829 01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:49,040 Speaker 1: that mother for First off, Neil came into he out 1830 01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,240 Speaker 1: of know where. He said, Yo, you want to get 1831 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:56,720 Speaker 1: shot be I'm like, I didn't know what it was. 1832 01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,519 Speaker 1: So they come out. They do this shit and it's 1833 01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:03,080 Speaker 1: about the I was like, oh shit, another thing with 1834 01:36:03,160 --> 01:36:05,640 Speaker 1: people don't know. Anytime you saw real niggas around me, 1835 01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:08,599 Speaker 1: it was real niggas that be around me, my niggas. 1836 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:11,840 Speaker 1: I was giving my niggas jobs. Anytime you saw a 1837 01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:15,120 Speaker 1: real niggas, it was real niggas. It was forty in them. 1838 01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:18,160 Speaker 1: It was Brooklyn Mike, it was my dudes. I'm like, nigga, 1839 01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:20,240 Speaker 1: come and get this money, get this free food, and 1840 01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:23,200 Speaker 1: you get to do something. So I pulled the niggas out. 1841 01:36:23,479 --> 01:36:25,479 Speaker 1: I was like, staying right here, niggas, staying right here. 1842 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,880 Speaker 1: Those two niggas that was beside me on that skitch, 1843 01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,880 Speaker 1: it's my niggas, one of them. I still funk with 1844 01:36:29,960 --> 01:36:32,040 Speaker 1: one of them. I see him whenever. But they my 1845 01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:35,280 Speaker 1: dudes right. And then I was like, man, job, I said, Yo, 1846 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:37,240 Speaker 1: we don't know what this skit. I said, we don't 1847 01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:38,720 Speaker 1: know what it's gonna be. I said, just follow my 1848 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:42,000 Speaker 1: lead whatever I do, just act nervous and shit. That 1849 01:36:42,160 --> 01:36:45,320 Speaker 1: mother said, oh shit, it's wa ain't Brady's son. And 1850 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,360 Speaker 1: I did like that. I ran over there. When I 1851 01:36:47,439 --> 01:36:53,240 Speaker 1: grabbed the thing, my arm got caught the jack get 1852 01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:57,560 Speaker 1: got caught waiting and nobody say cut niggas. So I 1853 01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:00,479 Speaker 1: just kept doing like this and they said that was 1854 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:03,280 Speaker 1: one take. They said blue, and they was like, that 1855 01:37:03,439 --> 01:37:06,200 Speaker 1: was it. That was I nowhere, that's true. But I 1856 01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:09,680 Speaker 1: noticed on that show I used to cast, so. 1857 01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:11,640 Speaker 4: You were pulling people there, other comedians. 1858 01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:15,040 Speaker 1: I would look at the script whenever I saw and 1859 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:20,360 Speaker 1: I knew casting people. Whenever I saw background, yea like 1860 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,160 Speaker 1: street walker chicks. 1861 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:23,960 Speaker 3: I'd be like this, catch, I got you some work, 1862 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:27,200 Speaker 3: I'm telling you. 1863 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:28,160 Speaker 1: I would look at that. 1864 01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:30,439 Speaker 3: I mean, I didn't cast. 1865 01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:33,320 Speaker 1: No, nobody talked, you know, but it was right. They 1866 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:36,040 Speaker 1: said background. They got a little money for one of 1867 01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:39,640 Speaker 1: the bitches, and not like that one of them. She 1868 01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,960 Speaker 1: blew up this real story which were let me tell 1869 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,960 Speaker 1: you down. Now you want to pay attention. I thought 1870 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:49,960 Speaker 1: it was now we're in games. It was the one 1871 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:53,760 Speaker 1: win and ten that came out. Okay, the p on 1872 01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:57,040 Speaker 1: you bitch, that was one of my bitches. You let 1873 01:37:57,080 --> 01:38:00,360 Speaker 1: you get peen off? No, it was the joint it 1874 01:38:00,479 --> 01:38:03,120 Speaker 1: tuck to had her. I recruited her, not my bitch. 1875 01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:06,920 Speaker 1: When I knew the boom got her on all and 1876 01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:10,439 Speaker 1: the scene in on on the on the on the 1877 01:38:10,479 --> 01:38:11,320 Speaker 1: Wayne Brady joint. 1878 01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:13,600 Speaker 3: Right, first off, they had this one scene it. 1879 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:16,800 Speaker 1: Was like Women of the Night, like the street Walkers whatever. Right, 1880 01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:20,280 Speaker 1: so they had all of these women that was like trained, 1881 01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:23,240 Speaker 1: classically trained and everything, and then they'd be like. 1882 01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:24,720 Speaker 3: Actually, they tell them to get ready. 1883 01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,000 Speaker 1: They take this stuff off and they have the little 1884 01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:28,599 Speaker 1: their horse shit on. Then they say cut, they put 1885 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,000 Speaker 1: this stuff on, like, well, I don't really want to 1886 01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:33,080 Speaker 1: do this bunch better. One of my friends, she was 1887 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:37,320 Speaker 1: a real dancer, her name was Pearl. I got hurt 1888 01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:39,600 Speaker 1: the gig on that joint when they said cut and 1889 01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:42,160 Speaker 1: everybody put their clothes back on. She ain't give a fuck, 1890 01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:45,719 Speaker 1: right she was. She was trying to make it ready, 1891 01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:50,000 Speaker 1: productions happy. She was like, hey, hoy, y'all doing but 1892 01:38:50,479 --> 01:38:52,920 Speaker 1: tole me go? So it's a camera sit roller, you 1893 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:56,400 Speaker 1: eating fish right now, I'm not some of these frinds friends. 1894 01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:02,320 Speaker 1: So it's good ass story, it's all. But she she 1895 01:39:02,439 --> 01:39:04,840 Speaker 1: went she went up the one say she went from. 1896 01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,639 Speaker 1: She was a played the play woman of the night, 1897 01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:11,160 Speaker 1: and she she made everybody come. They was waving her 1898 01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:14,559 Speaker 1: and stuff, and then she got she she's the one 1899 01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:18,400 Speaker 1: that says high Dave I like it. I don't even remember. 1900 01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:21,360 Speaker 1: And then she said, high Dave, I like the new show. 1901 01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:23,599 Speaker 1: And then they was like, well they get out of here. 1902 01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,960 Speaker 1: She used to be a dancer, okay, and I got 1903 01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:28,920 Speaker 1: that spot. And then she blew up in the clubs 1904 01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:32,360 Speaker 1: like they was like, just these pictures out here, jealous 1905 01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:34,719 Speaker 1: because I be on a chapelle so you had one scene. 1906 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:38,040 Speaker 1: But yeah, but she did not, and they knew it. 1907 01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:45,120 Speaker 1: Now she she's a bodybuilding now like World World Training bodybuilding. 1908 01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:47,200 Speaker 1: There's a million stories from that show that a lot 1909 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:50,200 Speaker 1: of people don't know about. I told you we had 1910 01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:57,719 Speaker 1: just fast. Oh ship, Come on, man, Darnelle, I'm Joe Fad. 1911 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:05,720 Speaker 1: It's down there. This ain't down there, I hope please look, man, 1912 01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:09,599 Speaker 1: tell everybody check out a new day. You just did everybody. 1913 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,080 Speaker 1: I got a new day, man you're doing. It's a 1914 01:40:12,120 --> 01:40:15,800 Speaker 1: new light for me. Birds flying high. You know how 1915 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:20,519 Speaker 1: I feel read being known by you know how I feel. 1916 01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:25,720 Speaker 1: It's a new dawn. It's a new day. It's a 1917 01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:31,240 Speaker 1: new life for Me's new things, new day. You ain't 1918 01:40:31,240 --> 01:40:37,479 Speaker 1: never been. Stop hating Paul. Your monkey's watching this and 1919 01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:48,160 Speaker 1: down there rollins the most any ship. That's something prison. Great, 1920 01:40:49,560 --> 01:40:52,160 Speaker 1: it's the truth that Nigga had a monkey bit. Hey, man, 1921 01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:55,559 Speaker 1: ain't nobody this. I guarantee you he'll be like, oh, 1922 01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,280 Speaker 1: yeah I did that ship. That was this ship. I'm 1923 01:40:57,280 --> 01:41:00,479 Speaker 1: gonna get this episode taken down. Yeah, this episode scrubbed 1924 01:41:00,479 --> 01:41:03,120 Speaker 1: the story. That's a come up. It's gonna get scrubbed. Yeah, 1925 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:04,439 Speaker 1: that's when they ain't gonna do numbers.