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Speaker 1: The nik Nikki. Yeah, what's up, guys, It's Tuesday on

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Speaker 1: the Nikulator podcast. Welcome. I'm doing the fake radio voice

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Speaker 1: trying to harmonize with on you. It's so hard to harmonize.

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Speaker 1: I can always do it when I'm playing guitar and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to like sing, I can't hit the notes.

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Speaker 1: And I'm singing alone. I can do like different harmonies.

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Speaker 1: But when you are listening to someone sing the melody

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Speaker 1: and then you try to harm harm harmonize on top

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Speaker 1: of that, just count me out. It's just I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I adapt to what other people are doing.

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Speaker 1: Uh comedically, uh, personality wise. That's one of my biggest issues, Noah,

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Speaker 1: is people pleasing let me just can I just say

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Speaker 1: this um. Over the weekend, I was talking to Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. By the way, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for listening. You guys know I love you and that

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Speaker 1: you The fact that you are eager to get this

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Speaker 1: podcast every day, you know, it just touches my heart.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, I kind of saw it coming.

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Speaker 1: That's why I gave you a daily show, because I

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Speaker 1: want more from my podcast that I listened to than

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Speaker 1: just once a week, So that's what you get. You

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Speaker 1: guys know that they would have I think they would have.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they would have paid me the same

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Speaker 1: to do once a week, and I can't confirm that,

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Speaker 1: but I do I would almost sure say, um, I

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Speaker 1: am doing uh three times the work or no, four

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Speaker 1: times the work? Yeah, three more hours of work. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. They only ask for an hour show,

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Speaker 1: and we give you a lot more than that. Because

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Speaker 1: I can't, I know they were like, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I am literally doing I think eight times the amount

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Speaker 1: of work. But it's done again when work is fun,

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Speaker 1: it ain't work, and it's like I want I could

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Speaker 1: keep going all day. I could turn this into a

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Speaker 1: four hour show. But like, um, from my mouth to

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Speaker 1: no one's ears, because no one else on my team.

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Speaker 1: Once that Andrew could do it, you could do it,

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Speaker 1: to know, I mean have done to our shows. And

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Speaker 1: I get jealous of my friends in radio sometimes that

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Speaker 1: don't get jealous when I wake up at six am

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Speaker 1: But every part of it of like the extended show,

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Speaker 1: and they got to play music and they got to

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Speaker 1: not be able to cuss. There's but I do love

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Speaker 1: that this show has that kind of vibe. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: what I was gonna say is one of my biggest

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Speaker 1: is people pleasing and giving people who are in front

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Speaker 1: like I have. I struggle with um the me too stuff,

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Speaker 1: to like go fuck them forever, or unless they've personally

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Speaker 1: had to be honest about it. There are some I've

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Speaker 1: talked about it before. There are some artists I can't

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Speaker 1: heard alleged that they did, and it doesn't make me

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Speaker 1: are some artists whose work I can enjoy with. They

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Speaker 1: I wish I was more consistent, But the truth is

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Speaker 1: I'm not perfect. And it was interesting this weekend I

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that is one of my worst

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Speaker 1: qualities is that I want people to like me. I

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Speaker 1: And it's not because I want them to like me

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Speaker 1: so that you know it. Part of it is so

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Speaker 1: and it's not because I want to buy Gucci handbags

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Speaker 1: It's about like, I just want to survive the apocalypse

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Speaker 1: So ultimately I do know that that most of it,

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Speaker 1: more consistent with my word. For instance, I told this

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Speaker 1: But since then, I really try not to talk shit

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Speaker 1: but I could back it up. I could say, you

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Speaker 1: it was we don't all three joke about how I'm

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Speaker 1: have mentioned before to themselves like Nikki's a lot, but

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Speaker 1: that moment, I was a little bit but hurt, like

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Speaker 1: they've probably talked about how I'm a lot behind my back.

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Speaker 1: And they probably do need to talk to someone about

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Speaker 1: and like how we eventually all felt about him. So

431
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Trump was a laughing stock a little

432
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: bit before. I mean before he was Yeah, but I

433
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 1: mean he was on Howard a time before because Howard

434
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 1: said he's the best guest because he's honest. Yeah, and

435
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: he's polarizing. He was good on letterm honest and he's

436
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 1: not at all. He's honest about how much he hates

437
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: women who he does not but never that guy is

438
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 1: incapable of lying. There's actually a comic right now who

439
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:45,159
Speaker 1: um you know who works And I've always said that

440
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 1: this comic is Trump. Whatever brain disease Trump has that

441
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 1: makes his brain think that he's infallible, will never apologize,

442
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: always does everything right. Um thinks highly of him like

443
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 1: everything that Trump is. This person is as a comedian

444
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: and um, that's one person that I fear running into

445
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'll give them what they want

446
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: because I'm so scared of them. Um. But I am

447
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: trying to steal myself st e e L to prepare

448
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: myself for our next running so I can be I

449
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: can be authentic and say and eventually I hope this

450
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: person hurts someone that I know and I hear a

451
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: personal account instead of anecdotes from people who have witnessed

452
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: this egregious behavior or that this person hurts me so

453
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: that I can confront them because I'm ready to. I'm

454
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: really ready to go public with how awful this person

455
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: is to other people and how they need to be

456
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: called out for it because they're Trump. They have a

457
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 1: Trump I actually have empathy for because he has his

458
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 1: brain is bad. He was born with a bad brain.

459
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 1: He was born with a bad parents. If you were

460
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: born with Trump's brain and his parents and the same situation,

461
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: you would be Trump too. So there is part of

462
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: me that goes poor Trump to be that awful. Um

463
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: and um. What's crazy about these kinds of people is

464
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: like Trump is good for ratings for CNN for everyone.

465
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: Like CNN ratings went down after Trump left off. Bill

466
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: Burr just did that bit. Did you see that? Yeah, Yeah,

467
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: that's where I was, Like, that's where I saw the number.

468
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: I googled it and and then uh, Also, like we

469
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: talk about these people, these people that are pieces of

470
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: ship get they get space in our brains, Like you're

471
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: already thinking about a conversation that you might have in

472
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: the future with this person. But why I know, I'm

473
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: not that. No, it's not a waste of my time

474
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: because it will minimize harm in the world. If I'm

475
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: able to call this person out and let everyone know

476
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 1: from a trusted person who has gained the respect of

477
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: her peers and fans by being honest and admitting my

478
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 1: flaws and always leading with honesty and want and good

479
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: for the world. People trust me to do that, and

480
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: then I call it someone who is in violation of that,

481
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: and that person has to be accountable, and that will

482
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: add good to the world, as opposed to how can

483
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: you put yourself in a situation where this happens? Oh,

484
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: it will eventually happen. It's going to have to say,

485
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: let's make no, because I have to actually do the

486
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: enough work by myself to be able to have enough

487
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: confidence and wherewithal and plan that that I know I'm

488
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: doing the right thing and I'm not scared of the

489
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: because this person is powerful, you know, and I have

490
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: to wait, and I don't want to wait until this

491
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: person is canceled. Where it's like, oh, I can finally

492
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: say that Ellen, I've heard Ellen's mean because now Ellen's gone,

493
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I even still fear Ellen's not gone. Ellen

494
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: can still affect my career and and ultimately what nursing

495
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: home my parents get in because my career equals money

496
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: that I spent on their nursing home so that they

497
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: don't get abused in a nursing home. Um, what I

498
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: wanted to confront you about? Before I say confront, I

499
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: hate the word confronts. Okay, well, what do you want

500
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: me to say? What do I want to talk talk

501
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: to you about? Before I say that. I really appreciate

502
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: all the um assists you've been giving me in terms

503
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: of saying, write that down, that's a good bit and

504
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: not letting it go because that's the only way to

505
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: make material. So thank you for that. We've been talking

506
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: a little bit more stand up and recently than I

507
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: have allowed you to talk to me about in the

508
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: past because it triggers me to think about my material

509
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: and I start freaking out and I go Andrew come.

510
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: We not talk about comedy anymore. And it's never about

511
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: because of your comany It's about me. But I will

512
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: say thank you so much also for taking the plastic

513
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: bags that were filled with trash out to the trash room. However, man,

514
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: this is a real setup for a confront. No, it

515
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: was really nice that you did that. I just want

516
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: to know what did you do with those plastic bags. Uh,

517
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: threw them into garbage. Okay, you know what's so funny.

518
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: That's where we have an issue. You know, it's so funny.

519
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: But I knew this was going to happen, is what's

520
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: so funny. When I was throwing them away, I didn't

521
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: know if they were trash or not. And I was

522
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: doing a good deed by taking them out. And then

523
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: I go, she's probably gonna come in here and if

524
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: I put these in the garbage, I don't know if

525
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: their garbage or not. She's going to say something. Wait,

526
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: how would I know if they're in the garbage, Well,

527
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: you would see them, not in the recycled side. Oh right.

528
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: I did check, and they weren't in the recycled side.

529
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: And the problem because I went through because I wanted

530
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: to know what you did, because I thought you would

531
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 1: lie to me what I wanted. No, you didn't lie,

532
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that. But here, and I was going

533
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: in there any way to put away boxes and open

534
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't like check to see. But I

535
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, I don't see them, so he

536
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: probably threw them away. I spent all day yesterday separating

537
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: it because I wanted it to go in the recycle

538
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: one of those bags when you recycling, so one of

539
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: the back, one of the three one of the three bags. Yes,

540
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: what which one? Oh you have to do is read

541
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: the sign in there. But all you have to do

542
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: is this is like one of your things. Though, like

543
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: I recycle, it's just my thing, and I just why

544
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: is your thing? It's annoying to me because I worked,

545
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 1: I spent fifteen extra and it's separating that and so,

546
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: but it's not the first time you've yelled at me

547
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: about recycling. I know you're weird about recycling because it's

548
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: because to me, it's like the laziest thing you can do.

549
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: It's the easiest thing you can do to make the

550
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: world a better place, and it's um a very small

551
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: example of why the world is the way it is

552
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: is because people are not willing to take one extra

553
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: step to do a thing that might help the planet. Okay,

554
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: but in that in my defense, I really think because

555
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: you you have pushed me to recycle more than I

556
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: even Yes, for sure, let's just focus on the good

557
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: because I think when you start going oh, because I

558
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: think what happens, then no, you are not a non recycler.

559
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: If you changed so much and you're really good about

560
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: it and you wash out your stuff. I'm just saying,

561
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: if you could in the future, just know that the

562
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: bin for the because you could have just seen the

563
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: sign and known and looked inside the bags and seen

564
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: which was what when it is cardboard separates like small

565
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: cardboard stuff, brits in a bag that goes in the

566
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: blue bell and then all the plastic and bullshit that

567
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: can go in the trash just from now on. Because

568
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: I just just I spent like a really long time

569
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 1: putting them in different bags and then to see them

570
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 1: all gone this morning, I was like, oh no, did

571
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 1: they all go in the trash? So that's it was

572
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,479
Speaker 1: just like a lot of work went into something that

573
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 1: was all for not but you understand from my From

574
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: my side, I feel like it's like it's a thing

575
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: for you for recycling, where like you'll get like, so

576
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: I just don't take don't take the trash out. Then

577
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: I think that's what we know. That's not the answer. No, No,

578
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: you can still take the trash out with those bags

579
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: that are like could be recycling. Just leave them. Then

580
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: I just ask you next time I was asking you,

581
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: I was just doing you a favor. I was doing

582
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: your solid. You don't even have to ask me. Just

583
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: read the sign and it would have been in the trash, okay,

584
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: but it would have had all the answers there. I'm

585
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: not trying to I'm honestly trying to keep my tone

586
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: as friendly as possible, because I did appreciate you cleaning

587
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: those up because I didn't get to them yesterday. So

588
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: I just you know, when you do a nice task,

589
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: you when it done right, and especially when I put

590
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: in extra hours. I could have done that. I could

591
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: have taken all that to the trash easily yesterday, but

592
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: I spent extra time so that I could separate it.

593
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: Do you get it? True? True, Let's get to the nose.

594
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm working on my confrontation skills because that's

595
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: not something I can just let go. And I just

596
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: don't know what to do well. I mean, I just

597
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: think you gotta like pick your battles, and like I

598
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: just like think you you're hung up on this recycling stuff,

599
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: and I can can I just get you to chime

600
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: in here. It's it is a hang up of mine.

601
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: It's a weird tick. But we lived together, and I

602
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: can just then I can just handle the recycling. I

603
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: don't have a problem. I will never be like Andrew

604
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: never takes out the recycling. That can be my job

605
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: because I'm O c D about it. It really can, no,

606
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: because then there's gonna be another resentment. No, there's not,

607
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. If there is, then you

608
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: can say, Nikki, that's not allowed because you said you

609
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: were going to handle this. There's other things you can

610
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: do for me around the house that you you don't

611
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: actually need to even do anything. I'm perfectly fine with

612
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: the amount of work you put in. I really am Andrew,

613
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: and I'll let you know if I'm not. Noah. So

614
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: I've talked to my therapist about this because I have

615
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: the same issue about us, know about about my fiance

616
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: and like certain things. And I'm going to just say

617
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: to you what she said to me one is, you

618
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: can't be responsible for other people. Change other people. And

619
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: what she would have said to me in this situation

620
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing. She would say, why don't you

621
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: just take the bag out to the recycling room yourself

622
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: and do it? Because I wasn't done filling it. I

623
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: it wasn't tied up yet, it was still in I

624
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: was going to put more stuff from my room that

625
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: I didn't get. Um. I finished that at five o'clock yesterday,

626
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: So until this morning, five five pm two this morning,

627
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: there's no there's no writering, there's no righting wrong. But

628
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: we can't put our things on other people. And when Yeah,

629
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: that's why I'm asking. I just want to do it.

630
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: And I should have done it. I should have finished

631
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: the job, so it wasn't laying out in your way.

632
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: That's what I should have done. And I apologize, Andrew

633
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: do something else that's nice for Nikki, but don't touch

634
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: the touch what I just said. That's what I just said.

635
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: It's my O C. D thing and I don't want

636
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: to make you feel bad about it. And I but

637
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the hallway. I just said I

638
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: should have moved to myself and it was a nice gesture.

639
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry that. I My issue isn't even it's

640
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: not the recycling. It's it's when you go I got

641
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: to confront you. But I'm saying the idea of confronting

642
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: about someone not recycling one time like that, like anger

643
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: whatever that triggers, not anger. I'm just I wanted to

644
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: confront I guess I was saying it for effect for

645
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: the show, Andrew, I wasn't. Do you think I really

646
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: would have said in the kitchen to you, I need

647
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: to confront you. I would have said, hey, I noticed, Okay,

648
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: I take that, I get that, I get that. But

649
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like these things like I think like

650
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: they like I don't know exactly how to explain it,

651
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: but I just feel like when when you let things

652
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: like what about the other day when I asked you

653
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 1: when I sent you the screenshot and you wrote, um,

654
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: can you ask me? And then there was the and

655
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: then then an hour, then thirty minutes after I had said, oh,

656
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: it's so sorry, blah blah, and then you write I

657
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: love you guys. Another thing that time, you don't think

658
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: between me sending the screenshot and you writing can you

659
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: ask me? Which by the way, was about fifteen minutes

660
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: or maybe more, you didn't have a little um moment

661
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: where you got upset and go, how am I gonna

662
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: do this? How am I going to confront or about this?

663
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: You didn't have that moment, Okay. So it's it's a thing.

664
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to bring up these things and that's

665
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: important to me, and I don't know why, and it's

666
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: important to you that I ask you instead of send

667
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: you a screenshot and you don't know why. It's just

668
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: because it is, you know, news. I feel like, I

669
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: know this is annoying to some people, but I feel

670
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: like this can be helpful for people to figure out

671
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: arguments in their own life. Yeah, I think I love you.

672
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: I love you, guys. I do love you. Andrew, you

673
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: know I do love you too. I mean, yes, of

674
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: course I love He always says I love you when

675
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 1: he were hugging when we when he brings me on

676
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: stage at theater shows, he's so giddy that he just

677
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: killed and he's like just happy to be my friend.

678
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: And he always because he goes, I love you, and

679
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: I always just like I can't handle that. You never

680
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: say that, and now you're saying it. It's just like

681
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: a lot. It's so sweet, though, But I do love you,

682
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to say it. Uh, you know publicly.

683
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I've been ready. I've been waiting apparently well,

684
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to that dude drawing those drawings.

685
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we'll go Yeah, all right, you heard

686
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: it here First, I hope you had a great you're

687
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: having a great time having all the swells. I hope

688
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: you're not being confronted today. Okay. Uh. First headline, a

689
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: TV animal rights lawyer pleads guilty to murder for higher

690
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: plot after offering a rant and a hundred grand to

691
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: kill her is Strange husband's girlfriend. Oh, I thought it

692
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: was going to be an animal, I mean humans, an animal?

693
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: But okay, that's interesting. These I swear to God these

694
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: um sometimes and you know it with me, I like

695
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: animals more than people, and sometimes if I uh, I

696
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: would rather like what Yeah, I mean, I've gotten shipped

697
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: for it from I have friends who are very much

698
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: into like Black Lives Matter, human rights, bring back our girls,

699
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: you know, Yemen, human rights issues, war, homelessness, and they're like, yeah,

700
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: was r. They're into all of the famine. But I

701
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: care about animal issues. And I don't know why I

702
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: care about animals more than people, And um, I'm sorry.

703
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: So I get this woman, but I also don't because

704
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: I would never I mean, I don't know, but I

705
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: possibly couldn't or someone who knows, no one knows they're

706
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: capable of it or not. Until you're like, we're trying

707
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: to think how much it could pay me to kill

708
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: So this was this woman's boy. Uh, Like she's a mistress.

709
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: So she her husband's new girlfriend. Oh, which also happens

710
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: to be there. All pair, oh pair, okay, So here

711
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: we go. So the husband's cheating on her, right he was.

712
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: But there's a little bit more to this. Okay, Andrew,

713
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: do you want to read the thing about the kids?

714
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so okay, all right, here we go.

715
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: After arrest in January, uh, legal documents alleged she had

716
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: abused her ex husband and their children prior to the

717
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: murder for higher plot. She held a knife to her

718
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: husband's neck and is alleged to have grabbed one of

719
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: her three children by the neck to strangle her. She's

720
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: probably grabbing them by the scruff like she like puppies

721
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: do because she's an animal rights person. It was just

722
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 1: miss misinterpreted. She had a daughter, Pete on the carpet.

723
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I just love that, like the

724
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: divide between rich and poor people where she thought she

725
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: could go to this guy because he's like her help

726
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: on the ranch and be like, you know, here, here's

727
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: a hundred jeeves to change your whole life by killing somebody.

728
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: That's who is willing to kill someone for that much money.

729
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not really that much money. That's not

730
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: like life change. I mean it is life changing money,

731
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: but it's that's people are ranch hand might do. I

732
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe she felt his vibe and it was murdering,

733
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: but I like that, like it was probably convenience to

734
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 1: for her. She's like, oh, this is a poor guy

735
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: that I know. They'll take a hundred grand to kill somebody,

736
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean a professional for How how do you do that? Um? No,

737
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: is there any other detail about this that you find interesting?

738
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: I just got caught though, yea, she got caught the

739
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: stage hand or the ranch hand right? Good on the

740
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: ranch and for reporting this. Yes, I could call you

741
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: ranchand because you have ranch dressing on your hands. Sometimes

742
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: that's a funny nickname for you. Ranch. I keep someone

743
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: a nickname recently that I'm loving. Was it, you know,

744
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: Caesar Caesar Face? No, Anyway, I'm always fascinated by these

745
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: people who hire someone to kill for them, because I mean,

746
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: it definitely does work. Sometimes some of these hit men

747
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: are very good and you won't get connected. But I

748
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: just when you have a history of strangling your kids

749
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: and holding a knife to your husband's throat, and there's

750
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 1: stuff about that, you dumb dumb bitch. And I hope

751
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: your children turn into amazing artists. And like a great nickname,

752
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: your dumb dumb bit, dumb d Yeah, I I just yeah,

753
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: I love d dB. And by the way, I just

754
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: want to say shout out to anyone who has an

755
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: S S b J. Wait wait s s DJ SDJ

756
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: soul sucking desk job. That's another thing we coined the

757
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: other day that someone brought up again, and I love

758
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: it and I just want to keep it up in

759
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: the air. So a d dB is a dumb dumb

760
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: bitch and an S S d J is a soul

761
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: sucking desk job. And I want this s S. I

762
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: want this um d dB to get an S S

763
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: d J at the jail where she's going to leave. Yes,

764
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: how how do you how do you transfer a hundred

765
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: grand like like stealth? Maybe you could from all your

766
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: bar shows where you have just hundred Yeah, I got

767
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: those usher bucks too, if you do, how do you

768
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: transfer over time? Ranching? The ranching of Venmo and you

769
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: get this woman is not smart. Let's go to the

770
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: next story, and I thank god that she chose the

771
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: wrong person. She just saw him with like one of

772
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: the He was like, you know, doing the hey thing

773
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: with like the three pronged hey thing in the scythe.

774
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he had the scythe And she was like,

775
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's like perfect death. And he was

776
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: wearing like a hoodie, so he looked death. Okay, go on,

777
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: all right. These are the signs of sexual attention, a normal,

778
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: often electric feeling that can arise between people who want

779
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: to have sex with each other but can't act on

780
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: it in the moment. Oh my god, there's a bunch

781
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: of different things. I love this because I feel it

782
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: all the time, sometimes like and sometimes I'm like, and

783
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: it's amazing when it's mutual. And most of the time,

784
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 1: if you're feeling these kind of things, it is mutual.

785
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: And it's the energy. I like, never used to believe

786
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: in energy and like love at first sight and those

787
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: kind of things, but it's all fair pheromones and stuff,

788
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: so um energy and by a roma. But I do

789
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: think there's some kind of like vibe. Okay, what are

790
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: the signs? Okay, here we go. Intense or suggestive eye contact. Okay,

791
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: five second flirt. We know about that from getting to

792
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: I do you look at someone for five seconds? If

793
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: you're a woman who's trying to be in the feminine

794
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: rule in order to get for five seconds, that's nice.

795
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: That wasn't five seconds. You can't even do it. I

796
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: couldn't even do it. Well. I didn't want to turn

797
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: you on too much. Now, one, two, three, four five.

798
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: That's definitely the longest we have didn't do anything for me.

799
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't know. I felt it in my

800
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: pantses I really, you know, like people always think that

801
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: we have some kind of um sexual energy between us,

802
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: and like, oh my god, they must have had sex before.

803
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: They must like each other. Da da da um. You know,

804
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: I've always been like kept you at an arm's length

805
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 1: because I don't want that to ever happen on your

806
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: end or accidentally on my end, because we are too

807
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: straight people. But I'm finally and I've gone it's gone

808
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: on stages. I'm finally like very secure in our friendship

809
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: and that never being breached. And and it's because of

810
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: Brenna being like someone that you really really care about

811
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: and me feeling no signs of none, no jealousy at all,

812
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: and I'm already not a jealous person. So even if

813
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: I did like you romantically, I probably would actually probably

814
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: would mind because I you don't know that I like you.

815
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: I don't like you romantically, but like if I had

816
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: a little caught up on your words, lady, it's definitely

817
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: a little if I did. If I was harboring a

818
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: secret or a subconscious crush on you, Brenna would annoy

819
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: me and I and I've only grown to love her

820
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: more the more you get closer to her, which tells

821
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: me that I'm in a really secure place with you.

822
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: With that, and also I'm comfortable saying I love you.

823
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable um touching you more, hugging and like. Those

824
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: are only things not because I was like I didn't

825
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,919
Speaker 1: I didn't want it for me or you, And those

826
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: things can happen if people don't have good boundaries. And

827
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: now I feel like we're finally I don't we don't

828
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: even get that anymore. I don't even get it anymore

829
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: like you would, Nikky, or you don't get like I.

830
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: Maybe you get d M should always get MS or

831
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: like you guys love each other, you're gonna end up

832
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: together blah blah blah, and I was always just like, God,

833
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: I hope this person isn't right, because I feel like

834
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: I've just really doubled down on them not being right.

835
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I always go, I don't know what happens.

836
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: I cannot say never, but I can be very certain,

837
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: very very certain never, And I would be okay with

838
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 1: never because also the idea that I was also scared

839
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: of losing you as my best friend, and I thought like,

840
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, if you find if either of us

841
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: find a partner, we won't be able to keep this,

842
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: and that would really suck because oftentimes you don't get

843
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: to keep your best a quaint or like you know,

844
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: opposite sex friend if you get in a relationship. But

845
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: that's I know now that my requirement for a relationship

846
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,760
Speaker 1: is that I get to keep you as my friend,

847
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: so I won't that won't happen to me, And I

848
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: haven't felt that when in the people you've chosen, I

849
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: haven't felt like they don't like me because we live

850
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: together and we're close. So I just feel like in

851
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: a really good place. If you would just fucking do

852
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: the recycling, right, I gotta get better, Okay, um, increased

853
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: physical contact, including non sexual touches. Those always kind of

854
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: before you actually like hook up with someone or there's

855
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: it always feels a little weird when you touch knee.

856
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well because it's charged. If you touched any

857
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: of your friend, it wouldn't be charged. But because it's

858
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: so you're overthinking it's so much. When I had a

859
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: crush on my ex boyfriend at work, I didn't make

860
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: eye contact with him, I didn't talk to him. I

861
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: would get so nervous i'd walk out of the room.

862
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: He almost quit the job. He was going to quit

863
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: the job because he said the host hates me. And

864
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 1: it was because I loved him so much. So if

865
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: I were to have finally when my I went to

866
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: cry to my boss and I was like, I love

867
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: him and he's talking to another girl's day. She's like,

868
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't know you like him. She goes, you need

869
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: to learn how to flirt. And this was years ago,

870
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: but she goes go to his desk, touches like twice,

871
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: extended eye contact. She said all those things, and it

872
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: was so hard for me to do this, and he

873
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 1: felt them because they were so because he felt it too.

874
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: He had the energy especially if you've never done it.

875
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 1: So it's like, well, I have stands out more than

876
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: the guy that touches your shoulder all the time. You

877
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: know what I mean, because you're doing the opposite of

878
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: that before it's intentional. You know that I have the

879
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: best advice for figuring out if someone likes you or

880
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: not that does off hand. It's now it's not hand,

881
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: it's more arm. So again, if you've heard this, but

882
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: this is just good for any guy out there who's listening,

883
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: or any girl. I really want you to spread this

884
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: to to to any guy you ever hear being like,

885
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if she likes me or not, but

886
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: look at something together on your phone. Scoot close enough

887
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: where it's like you have to touch, but barely touch.

888
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about like your sleeves are touching. Both

889
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: of you can feel it. Everyone knows that touch right

890
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: where it's like you could leave it and it wouldn't

891
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: mean that you're like in love. But if you pulled away,

892
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: the person wouldn't even notice because it's you're barely touching.

893
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: It's not like you're touching and going oh god no.

894
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 1: So if you touch a girl like your your arms

895
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: are flushed, and you have that barely touching, like a

896
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: piece of paper could easily fit through, but you are touching.

897
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: If you keep that and the girl leaves it for

898
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: ten seconds, I'm talking five to ten seconds, she likes you,

899
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: and if she pulls away, she either didn't really feel

900
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: you touching her, so you still have the benefit of doubt,

901
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: or she's not into it, because it's an easy way

902
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: for role to pull away and not really offend a guy.

903
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: It's just to kind of lean a millimeters to the

904
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: right and no one gets hurt. But it is a

905
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,479
Speaker 1: great way if a girl keeps it flush and leaves

906
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 1: it like I did with Blake Griffin at the roast,

907
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: like I've done with literally every guy I've ever liked.

908
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: Do he slid into my d MS eventually yeah, and

909
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: asked to said the next time he kept the arm there.

910
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he kept it there. Oh yeah. I got

911
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: confirmation because he that was before I think it was

912
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: after I did my roast where I said I liked him,

913
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: and then it was before he did the Larry Bird

914
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: jokes about me, and then I was like, I don't

915
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: want my arm next year. It's just interesting that we

916
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: have to do all these like little passive aggres It

917
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: is hot, but then if you actually voice it and

918
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: say it and be honestly you do, it could turn

919
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: you off. It could turn the other person off because

920
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: it's too much. It's too much, so we have to

921
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: We all want what we can't have and that we

922
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: think we might not be able to have. In these

923
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: are all just ways to like, subtly slowly make a move.

924
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: I am someone who needs things to go so so

925
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: slow and um, and that's not because I don't want

926
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: to be with that person. I just I want them

927
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: to go at the pace that I'm safe with. So

928
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: what are some other things? And if you have prosthetic arms,

929
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: do it with your legs? Yes? Absolutely? Absolutely? Um, Okay.

930
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: Having erotic dreams or fantasizing about your crush in a

931
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: sexual way, yes, and then telling them that you had

932
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: a dream about them is the another one way to

933
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: let a guy know you like him. I had a

934
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: dream about you. Number one way. What were we doing?

935
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but it's just a way to let

936
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: someone know that you're thinking about them without saying I

937
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: like you. This might be like the secret. So if

938
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: you have the erotic dream, maybe it will lead to

939
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: real life like sex, is that kind of the idea? No,

940
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: I think it's like what you're subconscious is trying to

941
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: work out is your feelings that you might not have

942
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: acknowledged about this person. Like I've literally never had a

943
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: sex dream about you, no offense, have you ever had

944
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: one about me? Just where you're getting anal from me?

945
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: Just that though that's friends. I mean we do that anyway,

946
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: but we both have our genes on. Yeah, okay, yeah,

947
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: and your and your penis is like going in me

948
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: and it's like it does it. It barely touches my asshalls.

949
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: It's almost like operation that if it does hit, it goes.

950
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: It buzzes that at all know, and it's if you

951
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: left it, I would move away very slightly. So oh

952
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: okay next time from the sound of the operation. Okay,

953
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: daydreaming about sharing time with them in a non sexual way.

954
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: I don't know why it keeps being non sexual and

955
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: during the day, but yeah, this is another thing of

956
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: just like sharing, like oh my god, I was just

957
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: thinking of you about this thing. Oh I thought of you,

958
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: like if they are just but this seems like the

959
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: secret though, like your your daydreaming sharing time, and you're

960
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 1: not telling them right there. Know that the secret is manifestation,

961
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: which is like a purposeful thinking and purposeful actions. And

962
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: these are more like if you catch yourself daydreaming about someone,

963
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: then it means that it's really okay, okay. One or

964
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: both parties may change their voice or cadence of speech.

965
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. When I like a boy, it's like yeah,

966
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: like it just like goes up here like this, and

967
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: that becomes like a little bit maybe sexier, and I

968
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: don't even I wouldn't even notice it, but maybe my

969
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: friends would make increased attempts to tell jokes and be funny.

970
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or laugh if you're a woman, laughing a

971
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: lot more throwing back your head, mimicking the faces and

972
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: um things you When I am around a guy, like,

973
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: I literally mimic how I orgasm, because I orgasm the

974
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: same way I laugh really hard, which is like oh,

975
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: like covering my eyes like like god like, it's all

976
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: the same. And so when I I truly Mara Herren

977
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: used to have a great bit about when a guy

978
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: is across the bar she's trying to get his attention,

979
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: She'll be like laughing hysterically and like throw it I

980
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: think she even says, like I don't know that she says,

981
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: mimicking orgasm, but like doing the thing where you just

982
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: go like can you throw your head back? That's an

983
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: orgasm move. And do you know that why women are

984
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: allowed for orgasms as opposed to men? Why they scream?

985
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: The is great? Why women scream it's based on h Well,

986
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 1: if you're observing bonobos, which are our most close primate,

987
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: oddly enough, because they don't look as much like us

988
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: as like you know, like great apes, but um or

989
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: maybe there's a great banobo's they scream because the women

990
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: they want to let other monkeys know I'm ovulating right now,

991
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm having sex. Come fuck me after this, Like oh

992
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. It's letting other people guys know,

993
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: come fuck me because I need to have as I

994
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: need as much jum me as possible. I actually was

995
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: watching gangbangs last night, and I go, there's nothing wrong

996
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: with me wanting gangbangs, because you know what that is.

997
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: That's a woman who wants to get pregnant for the

998
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 1: greater good and wants as much sperm as she can

999
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: have in there so that something takes. So I honestly

1000
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: might be a queen like I would have been a

1001
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: queen of the tribe because the white noise on. So

1002
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't hear you scream because I think you oh yeah, yeah.

1003
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be like, hey, um I uh,

1004
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 1: And I don't know Andrew the come dumpster, the one

1005
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: that you put the recycles in. Uh, I'm a conduct

1006
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: you're supposed to put the you didn't label it. I

1007
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: will say though, that gang bangs. You can't get pregnant

1008
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: through your asshole, So that does refute my thing. But

1009
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: the idea that I want multiple men at the same

1010
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: time doesn't make me ashamed as much as it makes

1011
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: me feel like I'm just trying to get as much

1012
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: jiss so I can make um more babies for our

1013
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: tribes so we can survive. Then you don't know who

1014
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,959
Speaker 1: to father. Let's get to uh, why do I care?

1015
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: Why do you care? Why do I care? Why do

1016
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: you care? Okay? Ryan Reynolds opens up about pursuing Blake

1017
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: Lively and says I was just begging her to sleep

1018
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: with me. Cute. We were friends and buddies, and about

1019
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: a year and a half later we went on a

1020
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: double date, but we were dating separate people WHOA. I

1021
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: wonder who the other celebrities were in that double date.

1022
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: Do we know there's gotta be footage of them or

1023
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,479
Speaker 1: paparazzi shot at some point of them. With these people,

1024
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: Though they kept in touch and remained friendly, things got

1025
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: to shift when Ryan and Blake found themselves heading to

1026
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: Boston at the same time. I said, well, I'll ride

1027
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: with you. We got on the train and we rode together.

1028
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: I was just begging her to sleep with me, describing

1029
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: their early romance as like out of a fairy tale,

1030
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: Ryan said, or Reynolds said a week later, I was like,

1031
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: we should buy a house together, and we did. Here's

1032
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't think he was begging her to

1033
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: sleep with him. I think in his mind that's what

1034
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: he wanted, But he was begging to like be with her.

1035
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he voiced it. But also, can

1036
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: I just please tell women right now that this does

1037
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: not work like I just want you to know that

1038
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: when a guy begs you to have sex with him,

1039
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: it's not going to turn into Ryan Reynolds like lively relationship.

1040
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: Most of the time. I'm trying to work my act

1041
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: right now around the idea that when a man about

1042
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: the confusion of giving man a man of sex because

1043
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: you're hooking up and you're like on the fence about it,

1044
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: and the guy is like, maybe maybe you've been like

1045
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: for me when I'm when I really like a guy,

1046
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: I really don't allow myself to have sex obviously to

1047
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: little relationship. But I have in the past been convinced

1048
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: early on because they're like, please, like, I'm so worrying

1049
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: to look at my dick. I'm so hard for you.

1050
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: This is not going to go away after we have sex,

1051
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: and and and I think and even before this apprehension,

1052
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: I used to think that giving men sex would like

1053
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: would make them like me more. It makes me laugh

1054
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: so hard to even say that. And I bet some

1055
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: of you are like, of course, like young girls, I

1056
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: want to go around the middle schools, high schools and say,

1057
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: when a man begs you for sex, and you and

1058
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: everything about his begging makes it seem like afterwards, he's

1059
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: gonna like you more and this will actually get you

1060
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: what you want from him, Do not have it will

1061
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: actually do the opposite, because they always does. It always

1062
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: does if a guy is begging you for sex, unless

1063
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: it's Ryan Reynolds, which I bet doubt he actually was

1064
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: begging her for sex. I bet he was begging her

1065
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: for a commitment because it sounds like she was the

1066
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 1: one that was like being very playing hard to get

1067
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: at five seconds stare waiting for him to reach her.

1068
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: That she probably didn't have sex with them until she

1069
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: had a commitment. I would bet. Now, what do you

1070
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: say to a woman that goes, well, I want to

1071
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: fuck him, so it's like, not even about him, it's

1072
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: about my own pleasure. Well, well, if you want to

1073
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: fuck him, I get it. There's like I just want

1074
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: to fuck because and maybe it'll lead to commitment, maybe not.

1075
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: I just want to fight that. I hear you, girl.

1076
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: I just want you to run through your head the

1077
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: times in the past that you've said that to yourself.

1078
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: And because sex shoots off chemicals and hormones in your

1079
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: brain and triggers dopamine that the man does not experience

1080
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: seven orgasm, women take five times the amount of dopamine

1081
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: UH to trigger an orgasm that men do. So you

1082
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: are getting heroin going off in your head um while

1083
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: as he is. Actually you think he's having the same

1084
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: experience he's not, And it actually makes you bond closer

1085
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 1: to him, despite anything you might tell yourself prior to it. Now,

1086
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: this doesn't always happen because some women are wired a

1087
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: little bit more masculine energy and can kind of look

1088
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: at sex like a exchange as opposed to like, I

1089
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: need to keep this person around. But I would say

1090
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: to those women, Um, I think, uh, I think you

1091
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 1: should test your theory and I think, um, be careful,

1092
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: but I think you will be proven that it does

1093
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: not actually get you what you want and that you

1094
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: can have a really fulfilling sex life without a penis

1095
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: in your vagina um until you're ready to trust that person,

1096
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: that that person loves you and is going to give

1097
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: you what you want, maybe not love, but whatever you

1098
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: want an exchange, and like be consistent afterwards, because men

1099
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: don't even know that they're going to fall off. The

1100
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: guys that have promised me to be my boyfriend after

1101
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: we have sex, like this is going to seal the deal.

1102
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: They didn't know they were going to be not interested

1103
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: in me afterwards, and that they were they're interested with Wayne.

1104
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: That's a shitty feeling. They can't control it. It's biological,

1105
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: so watch out. And then I would say to girls

1106
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: that go, because I've told girls that if you're dating

1107
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: a guy who's not committing to you and you're sucking him,

1108
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: stop right now. And they go, well, I like fucking him,

1109
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: and I go, okay, well, or they'll say I'll ultimately,

1110
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: I'll just get to the point where if he doesn't

1111
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: want to be with me, I'll and I'm sucking him.

1112
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: I'll just tell him, Okay, I'm gonna fund other people.

1113
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: And I say, go do that. Go try to fund someone.

1114
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: Go try to find other people when you want, when

1115
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: you are in love with the guy that you're fucking,

1116
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: that you want to be with and he's refusing to

1117
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: be with you, go try to fund other people. The

1118
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 1: only way you're gonna be able to do it is

1119
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: to get yourself wasted. Find some guy that reminds you

1120
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: of that guy. Then in the middle of making out

1121
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: with him or love making with that guy that isn't

1122
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: the guy, you're gonna have a bad moment and you're

1123
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: gonna end up calling. You're gonna cry and call the

1124
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,959
Speaker 1: guy and go I woked up, and like you're gonna

1125
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: try to make him jealous, but he's gonna hate you

1126
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: because you've done that. Now and then it's going to

1127
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: leave you alone and the guy is gonna not even

1128
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: like you anymore because you he's going to see you

1129
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: as like a ruined woman because men can't help but

1130
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: see women that sleep around is like not as favorable

1131
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: to mate with, and so it just you women's of

1132
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: feelings just get tied up in sex and tied up.

1133
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: I guess what I was thinking THO is like you

1134
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: can kind of separate it between a woman that just

1135
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: wants to fuck and doesn't doesn't care what the guide

1136
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,959
Speaker 1: thinks about commitment. That's that a different kind of woman.

1137
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: You want to have sex with a guy that you

1138
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: don't want to be with, Yes, keep that relationship. That's

1139
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: why Pat Allen says you can sleep with ex boyfriends

1140
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: because or uh the Pat Allen the woman getting to

1141
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: I do she she says, do not have sex with

1142
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: someone if you want to commitment from them. But if

1143
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: it's an ex boyfriend, who, um, you know that you've

1144
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 1: already been through that and you don't want it and

1145
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: you really don't want it again, it's very safe now. Um,

1146
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't even trust that, So I don't even let

1147
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 1: me because I don't trust that. I won't be um

1148
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: fall in love with an ex because of the familiarity.

1149
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: So I still don't even let penises in my vagina

1150
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: with exes even, No, what did I do a good

1151
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: job of synthesizing um Pat Allen's message in the book

1152
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: Getting Too, I do, yes, I don't remember the part

1153
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: about ex boyfriends, to be honest, but I'll have to

1154
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: go back and check. You know what, another friend of ours,

1155
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: who knows the book very well, said that to me

1156
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: in a price at session with Pat Alan. She said

1157
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: that ex boyfriends were okay. So I will reconfirm that

1158
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: for another show. But um, let's get to Reddit dump.

1159
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 1: This is the weekly segment I do every Thursday where

1160
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: I go through my reddit um, which I'm very active on,

1161
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: and I go through my saved post too. I've been like,

1162
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: I've been commenting a lot more on Reddit. I feel

1163
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get caught pretty soon. Someone's going to

1164
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: find out my But I don't do anything really shu

1165
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: uh yeah yeah, but I'm not saying like Nikki Glazer

1166
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: looks great here. I do. I do up vote every

1167
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: single one of the pictures that someone posts. Ace Poet

1168
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: posts on my subreddit. I could see you commenting something

1169
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: negative about yourself just because then you could like I

1170
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: would never. I don't think anything negative with myself. I'm

1171
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,959
Speaker 1: the best. Um, Okay, this is great. This is called

1172
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: this is from the subreddit a popular one on this reddit,

1173
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: Dump True off my Chest is where someone anonymously just

1174
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: write something. This broke my heart, and I just think

1175
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: it's a great story. I've been depressed in suicidal because

1176
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: of my mom's only fans. I'm thirteen and my mom

1177
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: is thirty three. Things at school were never great. I'm

1178
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: sort of short, so I get picked on but some

1179
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: but it was manageable. That was until one of my

1180
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: classmates showed me a picture of my mom naked. I

1181
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: almost had a panic attack and had to be excused

1182
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: from the classroom. This makes me so sad. I ended

1183
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: up not showing up at school for a few days,

1184
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: faking sick. I used to do that all the time.

1185
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: I was hoping that things would cool off, but they didn't.

1186
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: As soon as I got to school, almost everyone in

1187
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: my class was staring and laughing at me. This has

1188
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: been going on for a week now. I was wondering

1189
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: how my classmates even got the pictures and Apparently my

1190
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: mom advertises her only fans on her personal Twitter account.

1191
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: Some students from my school follow her, so they were

1192
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: able to see the nudes and they have been spread everywhere.

1193
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't even have a Twitter, so I didn't know

1194
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: anything about this. How mature is this thirteen year old

1195
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: well knows why they don't understand it, like knows that

1196
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: their child and their mom should be protecting them from this.

1197
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: This is the worst part, oh, and it says The

1198
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: worst part is when I was I confronted my mom

1199
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: about this. She told me that I was overreacting and

1200
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: that sex work is basically the same as working at

1201
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: a bank or grocery store. Not wrong. However, she also

1202
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: said it makes her feel good about herself and that

1203
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 1: I should be happy that she's more confident now. I

1204
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: told the principle this person went to. This kid went

1205
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: to the principle. Um, but they can't suspend thousands of

1206
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: students or takes anyone's phones. I've been crying in my

1207
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: room every day for the past week. I don't think

1208
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: I can take it anymore. I have to say that

1209
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: if this happened to me when I was thirteen, I

1210
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: would have probably killed myself because I was so worried

1211
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: about what people thought of me. When there was a

1212
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: rumor that I watched porn that was going around, just

1213
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: a rumor that I watched porn. I was thinking about

1214
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: killing myself. So I I really want to reach out

1215
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: to this person. But um, the best part was all

1216
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: the comments were so supportive and this person was actually

1217
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: asking for help, which makes me think they're going to

1218
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: be okay. So people just wrote in and gave really

1219
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: great advice, said that your mom is right about sex work,

1220
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: nothing to be shamed of, but she should have protect

1221
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: her son or daughter whoever this is from that And

1222
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a heartbreaking story. Any thoughts,

1223
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so sad. I mean, yeah, I

1224
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: don't even know what to say about it. I mean

1225
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: I just think, like I just want to know her handle. Well.

1226
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: Today I learned is another subreddit that's where the people

1227
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: shared an interesting fact that's sitting in front of us

1228
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: forever and none of us thought to think about it.

1229
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: Today I learned if you ever see t I l

1230
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: on um anything that means. Today, I learned de Me

1231
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: Moore was the highest paid actress ever at the time

1232
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: in didn't know that. What did you think she earned

1233
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: for Strip Tease? The movie strip Tease four million twelve

1234
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: point five million in um. Strip Tease bombed at the

1235
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: box office, as we all know, and earned her Golden

1236
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: Raspberry Award, which is like the Oscars for bad acting.

1237
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: She was also and then this was another fact that

1238
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: has just thrown in. She was also a producer for

1239
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: all three Austin Powers movies, so she made way more

1240
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: than twelve point five for that. UM. So here's the thing.

1241
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: This is why I read the comments. The first comment,

1242
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 1: do you know why it bombed? Strip Tease? Yeah, because

1243
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: year old Well, someone goes that movie should have been great.

1244
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: This is a goo. Dawn wrote this, that movie should

1245
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: have been great, so many great stars, Burt Reynolds, Ving Rahims,

1246
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 1: great source material obviously stripping. She looks hot, but it's

1247
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be a comedy and to me, can't do comedy.

1248
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: And that's some actresses can't do comedy, and that's I

1249
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: can't do acting, but I can do comedic acting. Like

1250
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm the only one who has watching Hacks with Jean Smart.

1251
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: Love her in it, but I do not like when

1252
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: she's doing stand up because she doesn't know how to

1253
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: deliver a misdirect joke, which is a very hard, highly

1254
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: skilled thing to be able to do. That thankfully comes

1255
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 1: naturally to me. But um I no one would notice

1256
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: this except me. But I have a problem because I'm

1257
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: like the timing, the communicy timing is a little off

1258
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: on those. But she's amazing otherwise. It does everything I

1259
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 1: couldn't do. I think strip Tease was a horrible name

1260
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: for the movie. I don't think. I think walking into

1261
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: a movie called stripped tease it's too much. That's why

1262
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: I like Magic Mike is a perfect name for males.

1263
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: It was called male strippers. No one would walk in.

1264
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: Before we get done with Upreddit, have you ever seen this? No,

1265
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna love this. If you guys haven't seen this

1266
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: clip has been doing her on forever in a reservice

1267
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: the other day. As you guys know, I used to

1268
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: be friends with Jennifer Lawrence. We didn't have a falling out,

1269
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: but we were friends. We met through Amy Schumer. We

1270
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: developed our own friendship. It was so much fun. I

1271
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: got my ears pierced with her. I went to her

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Speaker 1: house a bunch, we hung out. I love her so much.

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Speaker 1: She is just as funny and beautiful as you hope

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01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: she won't be in person, and then she is and

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01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: we just have lost touch over the years, but I

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01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: still have her number. I doubt she has the same one.

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Speaker 1: But it's always been a point of pride that Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Lawrence wanted to be friends with me, and I will

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Speaker 1: brag forever about it. However, this is this is why

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01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,959
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking good. This is her having

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Speaker 1: an interview with um, uh some news guy after the

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Speaker 1: Academy Awards. She's just one an Academy Award for Best

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01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: Actress of the Bradley Cooper thing that she was in.

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Speaker 1: She's sitting down and there's like, you know, tons of

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Speaker 1: stars walking by. It's after the show, and there's tons

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Speaker 1: of starts walking by. She's sitting there talking to uh, Stephanopolis,

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Speaker 1: I think George Spanopolis, I think is the guy interviewing her.

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Speaker 1: And Jack Nicholson comes up because he doesn't know who

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Speaker 1: it is. He kind of looks and he kind of

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01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: appears into the interview and he's like, oh and um,

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01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: and they have an exchange and he says, I'm just

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01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: setting it up so you can hear it clearly because

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01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: you'll hear this all. He says, Oh you actually you

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Speaker 1: look like one of my old girlfriends. And also Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Lawrence is like, like, Jack comes up. I just want

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Speaker 1: to describe this for people who are gonna not be

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Speaker 1: able to see it. You should look it up though

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Speaker 1: it's just Jack Nicholson, Jennifer Lawrence. She'll find it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: He goes up, He looks at her. She kind of

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01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: turns like, who's this guy looking at me? And then

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Speaker 1: she goes, oh my god. She says that she's like

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01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: to the camera like there was Jech Nicolson. She like

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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: points behind her because he kind of walks off, and

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01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 1: then he comes back around and she's like hi, and

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01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: he goes, you look like one of my ex girlfriends.

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01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: And then here her response and then hear his response,

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01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: and it's just one of the most this I would

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Speaker 1: never be this quick as Jennifer Lawrence. Here we go. Okay,

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01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: she's freaking out. Enjoy the night. He says, I love

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01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: doing the movie. It was great. You look like an

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01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: old girlfriend a girlfriend. She goes, do I look like

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01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: a new girlfriend? And she kind of says that at

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01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: the corner of her mouth. He goes, you look like

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01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: an old girlfriend. She goes, do I do I look

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01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: like a new girlfriend? And he goes, I thought about

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01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: it and then walks off. I mean it is the

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01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: perfect exchange. People on Reddit got into a discussion about like, wow,

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Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson had the best line. It's like, no, Jennifer

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01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: Lawrence had the best line. However, I do not want

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01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: to say that Jack Nicholson's line wasn't great because someone

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01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: went on to art. They get into a huge comedy

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Speaker 1: argument about why Jack's line was also great and his

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Speaker 1: line in response of I thought about it was perfect

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01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: because it wasn't creepy. It wasn't too creepy, it was

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01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 1: acknowledging what she said. It was it was honestly, of

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01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: all the responses Jacket, it didn't step on her joke.

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01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: It still gave her a spotlight and it was honest,

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01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: and it was just I thought about it as just

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01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: the lovable Jack Nicholson response. But her, he's saying to

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01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: a guy that says, you look like one of my

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01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: old girlfriends? Do I look like a new girlfriend? Like?

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01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: Can you watch to Sandrew and just see how hot

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01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: she looks when she does this? She's the coolest and

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01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: then she buries her face in her hands to watch

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01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: her face. A girl, it's very old, Hollywood. I love

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01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: her so much. UM didn't feel very old, Like I

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01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: look like an old. That's how it feels to me.

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01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: Like I thought, I know, that's what it's the very old.

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01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: That's why I liked it out the side of her

1340
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 1: about that's like Jimmy Carrier very good. I was like

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01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: your own penis. Final thought. Jennifer Lawrence was my friend

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01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 1: and I just want to go into depth about that. No, um,

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01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: she was and I um, and I got to reach

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01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,520
Speaker 1: out to her again because uh yeah, I had a

1345
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 1: lot of fun with her and we just you know,

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01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: she's one person that I will say this about. I

1347
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: remember one night I was very high, but that's it

1348
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: wasn't very high. You know, I'm good high and it

1349
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: just makes me more in tune. But we're sitting by

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01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,919
Speaker 1: her fire and we're just like talking, and I spent

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01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: a little bit of weed and I was I couldn't

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01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 1: stop seeing her turn into different people. I swear to God,

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01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: the best actresses are shape shifters. Her face she looked

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01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: for one more moment. She looked exactly like Drew Barrymore

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: where like the most beautiful Drew Barrymore, And I was like, God,

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01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 1: she really looks like and I'm thinking all of this.

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01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: And then I looked at the fire and then I

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01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 1: looked back at her and she's Renee's Selbagger and I

1359
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 1: was like, now her face is Renee's. Then her face

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01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 1: was Christie Turlington, and I go, Jen, I can't you

1361
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: are She's already so uniquely beautiful herself. But because actresses

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01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: can shape shift in a way that I can, I

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01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 1: do voices more of like I do. But I'm not

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01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: good at like looking different as much. But is she

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01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: shifting or is your you know, she's just whatever you

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01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: you project onto her. Whatever. Yeah, And that's actress. She

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01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: She's an amazing person. And I hope someday that I

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01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: get to share all of the stories of our friendship

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01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: because we have there are a lot of fun and

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01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: tales to tell. But I wanna be respectful of someone

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01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: who's so famous as privacy and private parts, which I've seen. Um, okay,

1372
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: so this was amazing, Andrew final thought, And it's great. Jennifer. Actually,

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01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 1: the first time I met her was on um a

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01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: yacht that Amy had rented for all our friends, and

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01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, she was like, Jennifer is

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01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 1: going to join us today, and I was like, oh,

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01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to be around this girl. It was

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01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: like I knew Amy was friends with Jennifer, but I

1379
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 1: was like, I don't, and I know she's cool, but

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01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: everyone says that about her and like about someone famous,

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01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: and I bet it's not true about her, you know,

1382
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 1: like we're having a good time. It's Amy's from from

1383
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: high school, me Rachel Bridget, and it's just like now

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01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna add Jennifer too, and everyone's gonna be awkward

1385
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: and she's gonna be like Hollywood get a ton of

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01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 1: the attention. Yeah. I mean, it's just like it changes

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01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: the vibe because everyone's comfortable. Now all of Amy's school

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01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: friends are like nif Our lords and like, I'm just like,

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01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 1: it just changes the vibe that was so relaxed. Everyone

1390
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 1: felt good with their bodies, and now everyone's like, oh

1391
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: my god, Jennifer lours so hot. I have to look

1392
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: hot and like um and it was more to me too,

1393
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,280
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna have to change my personality because I

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01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 1: want Jennifer to like me and I want to be

1395
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 1: comfortable with Yeah, Donald Trump. So, uh, the DTS I got,

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01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 1: that's what we should call it. When I changed, I

1397
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: got the DTS. But she showed up and somehow we

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01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: got on the conversation because I think it had been

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01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: revealed on that same trip that I had a vagina

1400
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: that was different than um everyone there. They were all like,

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01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: what do you mean they're stuff coming out of it.

1402
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's just not just like a slit, like

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01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: it has lips that like come out, and they're like what.

1404
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, guys, are you So I drew

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01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:44,800
Speaker 1: a picture of it and they were all laughing, and

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01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I know this isn't weird. I've struggled

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01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: with this enough, Like I'm just with a bunch of

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01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: girls that all have type posts like eight girls that

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01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 1: have lines instead of stuff coming out. So then Jen

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01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: gets on the boat and we kind of referencing that

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01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, also you my vagina. She was like,

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01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 1: I will definitely. Do you want to compare? She was

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01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 1: like I out one too, and I was like, I

1414
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,640
Speaker 1: can't believe this girl just said that she wants to

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01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 1: sometime someday look at vaginas with me, like we've already

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01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,720
Speaker 1: had a good rapport. But she said that, and then

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01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: later on she really was true to it, and we

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01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: showed each other our vaginas, and then I got and

1419
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: and let me just say, hers is fucking perfect. It's

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01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: nothing like mine. I was like, get the funk out

1421
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: of here with perfect little you should a reef does.

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01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: So it looks like one of those an enemies where

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01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 1: there's like an eel living in it. Oh my god.

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01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 1: Side note, my brother in law, Matt, who we talked

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01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 1: about on the show, we have an inside joke. One

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01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 1: time I went over to his house and I really

1427
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: had to go number two and my it wouldn't flush,

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01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: and we I go and we and yeah, balcony, Matt

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01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 1: and Lauren already like show each other their poops and

1430
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: they're like, this is a really funny poop. Can see this?

1431
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: Like that was their relationship. And I just loved that,

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01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: And so I was already comfortable with Matt being like,

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01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 1: I go, Matt, this is like one of the crazy

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01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: thet dumps I've ever taken. You have to look, I

1435
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 1: would never do this, but and it looks like eels.

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01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: So we called healing, and so we always say like

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01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: I bought it. I bought their kids eel books and

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01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: it's all about poops. And we always talk about like

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01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 1: I just released some eels into the Missouri River, like

1440
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: we are. It's so funny to call poops eels. So

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01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 1: you guys have fun with that now when we have

1442
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: to go. But I just want to show this one

1443
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 1: last thing from I read it dump. This is Michael Phelps.

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01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 1: This is to Andrew. This is a gift for you

1445
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: for me yelling at you before and confronting you. I

1446
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: want to confront you with this Michael Phelps clip. Michael

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01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:33,519
Speaker 1: Phelps with the longest televised putt ever at a hundred

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01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: and sixty feet. Yes, Michael Phelps, press replay video and

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01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: enjoy it and make me hold on. Let me make

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01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: sure the sound is on. Okay, replay video. Oh man,

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01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: I wonder what putter he's using. Let's see, all right,

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01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: Michael Phelps. Man's the Olympics and any other looking to

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01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 1: play golf here he is? Okay? This? Where is this

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01:10:55,880 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: pup going? This guy hand again? Unbelievable. I wish we

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01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 1: had video. Andrew. Your face is like I saw Andrew's

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01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 1: face go from like nothing to know what and then

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01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: go like, first of all, that green, what do you

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01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:18,720
Speaker 1: think of that? We have to go green? Um, it's

1459
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 1: like a hole in one. If you're it was great, Michael.

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01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 1: You could swim because six handicap means so it was

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01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: a lucky one. Yeah, that's why the guys like, oh,

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01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to do anything. Oh, I don't know where

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01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 1: is he going? It was televised. It was the longest

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01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 1: put televised ever. And then oh my god, this reminds

1465
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 1: me I was playing real quick. We were behind this

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01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,639
Speaker 1: duo cup Towsome. This guy hit a hole in one

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01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,880
Speaker 1: on a part four. He'sn't even playing golf for a year.

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01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 1: Shout out to that guy, who ever hears this. They

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01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:52,480
Speaker 1: were going, of course, at Forest Park at Highlands Park,

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01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: whole number six. I'm sure this guy's bragging. So anyone

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01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 1: listening that lives in St. Louis that has heard a

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01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: guy bragging about a hole in one recently from Alabama,

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01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 1: let's let's find him. Thank you guys so much for

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01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,920
Speaker 1: listening to pot today. This is one of my favorite episodes.

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01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: Tell your friends about it posted on your story. Let

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01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:14,120
Speaker 1: us know, keep keep making fans. We're gonna talk all

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01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: about um stuff we've gotten from fans, because we've got go.

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Speaker 1: Make sure to go look at our Instagram right now,

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Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer uh pod and and request access to to

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Speaker 1: become a private one of our close friends on their

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Speaker 1: not close friends, but like you know, just one of

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Speaker 1: our followers, and see what we post on there, because

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Speaker 1: I'm much more vulnerable on there. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow. Don't be cut and m