WEBVTT - Danielle is a Terrible House Guest

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter where we are in the world, we

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<v Speaker 1>always give you a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, we have a British phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Danielle did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Well, my husband's friend lives in London because my

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<v Speaker 2>husband grew up, you know, in the UK. So this

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<v Speaker 2>is high school friend and I've never met her in person,

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<v Speaker 2>but I know he talks to her and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So he called her and he said, look, my wife

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<v Speaker 2>is coming to London. Do you mind if she stays

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<v Speaker 2>with you. She needs a place to stay. And of

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<v Speaker 2>course his friend was like, no problem, no problem, So

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<v Speaker 2>he already talked to her. So now I'm calling her

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<v Speaker 2>to kind of set up the arrangement and yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be a nightmare. Oh nice, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So this is sort of like a reality slash play

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<v Speaker 2>like phone tap exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happens here we go your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap Hello Emily, Yeah, yeah, Hi, it's Danielle Sheldon's wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, hello, good, how are you? Thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for letting me stay with you? So can't wait

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<v Speaker 2>to me, it's gonna be so awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been looking, you know, I've been back in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with Shols and on Facebook. Your kids are so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, they're sweeties. They're so

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<v Speaker 2>so so cool. I'm actually gonna be getting in Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just need to stay with you Wednesday and

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday and then Friday. I'll be okay if that's all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, coose pessure?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay cool? Oh okay, I'm sorry. Can you hold on

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<v Speaker 2>one second? Yeah, okay, hold on one second?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hang on one second? As my six year

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<v Speaker 2>old on the phone. Yeah, okay, thanks ya, honey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean if you take that toy off

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<v Speaker 2>of the refrigerator? I am going to ground you for

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<v Speaker 2>another six weeks. I don't care if you want it.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're bad, your times get taken away. Stop with mommy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is ridiculous. No, I'm really sorry. Can you hold

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<v Speaker 2>on one more second?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Mommy is on an important phone call. And if you

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<v Speaker 2>call me a vi elma one more time, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>rip him into fifteen piece? Do you want to see

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<v Speaker 2>them all die? Then leave them on top of the refrigerator?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Bye? Oh he took a pack of bubble gum from

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<v Speaker 2>the store and so I had to take his toys away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I just don't want you to lose the temper

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<v Speaker 1>over something simple when you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, when I'm there, as long as your

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<v Speaker 2>kids stay out of my way, we'll have no problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're actually taking over one of their rooms where

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<v Speaker 1>I've put you in the spare room, which is which

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<v Speaker 1>is one of their rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so I'm sleeping in a kid's bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it's not. It's not a kid's pad. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he's in an adult bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know, I want to be comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you'll be comfortable accepting it before it's lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh could you sleep in there and then I'll sleep

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<v Speaker 2>in your room for the two nights.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, because no, no, actually no, because obviously my

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<v Speaker 1>husband died. So no, no, I will just as.

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<v Speaker 2>Long as they stay out of my room because I

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<v Speaker 2>got to get up, you know, to do the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean it's it's his room. But yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, no respect what I ask and what you ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, all right, thanks, And I just one other

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<v Speaker 2>thing I wanted to and that about food. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>cook like a brit do you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure what that means, but I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>you know pastor or.

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<v Speaker 2>You know some Italian and like that, and I know

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<v Speaker 2>the food over there is like very bland.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, there's there's plenty of restaurants nearby

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<v Speaker 1>that will cater to your needs. I'm sure you know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's lots of Italians and Indian, Chinese, whatever you like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and your kids do they go to a bit

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<v Speaker 2>early because I don't need them banging around at night

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<v Speaker 2>because you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to get up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a broadcaster and I need my sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand my children are well behaved, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still a little bit worried that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>leave your temper with them. Okay, as long as they.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay out of my way, we're gonna have no problems.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just, oh no, this is their house.

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<v Speaker 2>You're coming to my house, right, But it's my room.

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<v Speaker 2>You said I can stay in your room. It's his room.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a little snippy, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a guest in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So okay, I guess I have no other choice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Well, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to spend money to stay in a

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<v Speaker 2>hotel when you're giving me a place for free, Why would.

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<v Speaker 3>I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sure I found you a little bit rude. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really I don't know if this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>work out. You know, if you'd come here, why why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're obnoxious?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean I'm obnoxious? I'm not obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making demands of my house. You're supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>my guest. You're making demands of my children.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but when I i'm somebody's guests, I'm you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The guests. You like it? How would you like it

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<v Speaker 1>if I find you instead? I was going to come

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<v Speaker 1>to your house and I want your children out of

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<v Speaker 1>my way. I want you to cook me a certain way.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, Okay, no, probst, that's how it's done

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<v Speaker 2>in the States, that's how things are done here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're coming to England, so you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>do it my way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't that's why you guys are backwards. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure about this.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, you know what, I gotta go. Goodbye? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Today, Oh my goodness, she thinks I'm married a maniac.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel terrible goodness, what have you done to me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to make it after her, I think

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<v Speaker 2>so she's gonna hate me. I've never met this go before. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to call her, but it's all you talking,

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 3>You got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, Sheridan. Really, yes, I just heard from Danielle.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard anything that Well, you're all set up a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was on the she phoned me and the

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<v Speaker 1>phone rang in the background or something. She had to

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<v Speaker 1>go and it was your six year olds and she's

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<v Speaker 1>swearing her head off. She's threatening the children, threatening to

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<v Speaker 1>rip toys apart.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she said, are you sure you heard that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Because she does not. I mean, she's from the Bronx,

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<v Speaker 3>but she you know, she doesn't normally talk like that

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<v Speaker 3>to the kids at all.

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<v Speaker 1>She told your child that she would rip Elmo apart,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to see Elma die.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know what to say that. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>sound like her at all.

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<v Speaker 1>She went crazy on them. It was so uncomfortable. She

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she's saying, she's putting me in a really

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<v Speaker 1>difficult position, asking me to control my children from going

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<v Speaker 1>in their room or like going to bed at different times,

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<v Speaker 1>not being their way.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that she loves kids. She's going the pub

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<v Speaker 3>will probably be like they're surrogate aunt to your kids.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not going to want to leave. She's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be great. Aren't from America.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I want an aunt like that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you that now you know. So it's it's just

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<v Speaker 1>going to be too difficult. Now you know there's already pension.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't even met the woman, And hey, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why if.

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<v Speaker 2>I just put you on my radio program, Rammond phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap you, Emily. Emily, it's a prank call that we

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<v Speaker 2>do on our show.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding, Emily that you would think I would

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<v Speaker 3>marry somebody like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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