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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio is Aaron?

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Speaker 1: What's up, Elizabeth? Don't you know it's ridiculous. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I've been waiting for you to be able to tell

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Speaker 1: this to all Right. I was reading about this Japanese

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Speaker 1: found love in space. Okay. The deal was she meets

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Speaker 1: this dude who's claiming to be a Russian astronaut. Right,

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Speaker 1: the dudes this like, uh, you know, well, she's sixty

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Speaker 1: five years old, so he's like probably also like in

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Speaker 1: So this cosmonaut he had like a retired cosmonaut current

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Speaker 1: And the police are like, ma'am, ma'am, we're going to

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Speaker 1: And watch it float around? This tang and whatever the

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Speaker 1: of I gotta let down and bring you back to Earth. Okay, please,

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Speaker 1: I live here. I'm I'm used to it. You know

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Speaker 1: what else is ridiculous Hot Dog Wars. This is a

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Speaker 1: ridiculous crime. A podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists,

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Speaker 1: cons it's always murder free and one ridiculous Zaren Elizabeth,

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Speaker 1: I will begin with a question for you that appears

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Speaker 1: Is your question? I do like hot dogs, regardless of

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of or had a Sonoran hot dog? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Torta's exactly that's torto bread. Um, super decadents, super amazing.

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Speaker 1: Those are, um. But these the buns on these are

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Speaker 1: dollars please. We're also going to kill your family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, um.

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00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: You know that Bolio factory, the one that's sending stuff

417
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: up every two days. The letter also said that they

418
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: were going to shoot the delivery drivers who bring the

419
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 1: shipments up from Mexico. And then they also said they're

420
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 1: going to shoot out the windows of the of the

421
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: new spot, the new one that he just opened on

422
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: East twenty twod I did, honestly, I did not see

423
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: this threat coming. Everything was so we were beautiful. I

424
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: love that, you know, I keep it coming. We were

425
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: in a peaceful hot dog bliss. Yes exactly. You know,

426
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: we're just all tummies full son in ourselves. No, that

427
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: can't last. A couple of gorge dogs just like all

428
00:25:53,640 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: the meat. So two days later, another letter shows up. Uh.

429
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: This one told contraris the Cinnamon Diamond to put a

430
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: white flag on his van barked in front of El

431
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: Canelo as a sign that he got the letters and

432
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: was down to cooperate. So it was, in essence, a

433
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: red receipt on that emails. You're get you get that

434
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: that letter? You fine hay of flag. So I know

435
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: you got it and you read it and you're going

436
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: to do it. Um. So then the day before the

437
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: requested cash drop, a third letter arrives. This one went

438
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: hard dude, you ready. It said that if the cash

439
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: wasn't in the trash container, someone was going to die.

440
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: I love it. So wait the person is going to die?

441
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be him. They're pretty much

442
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: going like not just a letter there, like it could

443
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: be you could be a family member, could be an employee.

444
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: If you're the employee standing there, you know, cleaning out

445
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: the hot dog and yeah, you're real like are you kidding?

446
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: Not me? What have I done? Boston a little sick?

447
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: But someone someone's going to die. Um. It also said quote,

448
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: you won't get away from me because we will find you.

449
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: I know that I should always believe in extortionist threat

450
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: but these just do not sound professional. I'm sorry, this

451
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: is so much of like I'm gonna do it for real.

452
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: That's some heavy talk in the hot dog Parliament. What

453
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: didn't contrarist the cinnamon delight do? I'm thinking he stood

454
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: tall and said bring it hot dogs At Don and

455
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: twenty paces. He called the FBI the fluffy bun inspectors. Okay,

456
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: that that one's over the line, dot FBI zar zaren

457
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: close your eyes, you snuck up. All right, all right here,

458
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: watch this close. I want you to picture you are

459
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: in f I agent damn right, the fluffy bun inspector.

460
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: It's guess what You're in Tucson on Okay, you're a

461
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: regular at Nice. Did I just like parachute out of

462
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: like a plane that was piloted by Patrick Swayzy? Yes,

463
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: and you're wearing a Ronald Reagan mask. Okay, you took

464
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: it personally when you found out that your favorite meat

465
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: hustler was being extorted by an unknown entity. Oh yeah,

466
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,239
Speaker 1: that that don't flow not on your watch. IM an

467
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: agent for a reason. You go to your boss, you

468
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: demand she assigns you to the case you meet business Patricia,

469
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: I gotta work on this. You're all sweaty and you

470
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: had your shirt sleeves rolled up. You pound your fists

471
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: on her desk. She's like, my, dude, pay attention to

472
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: during brief things. Do you read your emails? I've already

473
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: assigned you to this one? Okay email? Cool? There you

474
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: are now sitting in a parked car by the dumpsters

475
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: and the parking lot of the Hampton in Okay. It's

476
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: almost midnight and there's still a lot of traffic though

477
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: on the six lane road running in front of the hotel?

478
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: Am I like shame eating some burger king? Or why

479
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: am I next to a dumpster? Well? An hour ago

480
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: you and your team had rigged a Duffel bag to

481
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: look like it was holding six d dollars. And now,

482
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: as the clock approaches midnight, it's your time to shine. Baby. Yes,

483
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: I am an FBI agent. Can I just say I

484
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: love point break something? Yeah? Sorry, I'm just a point

485
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: break truther. So back to two songs. Your job is

486
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: to go put the bag in the dumpster as designated

487
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: in the hand drawn map came with the threatening letter

488
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm consulting. I have a copy of my I searched

489
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: high and low, over hill and Dale, and I could

490
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: not find a replica of this. Well, can we just

491
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: make one? Yeah? I think I get some crayons out.

492
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: So this is it. Are you ready, buddy? Go? Time

493
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: you get the signal, which is just a text message,

494
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: it says go just like crying out loud, you get

495
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: out of the car. You you really make yourself believable

496
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: as an envoy for a hot dog empire. So you've

497
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: shoved your pockets full of cold links, pockets full of wieners, zaren.

498
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: You can hear your the ripple of them. You can

499
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: hear your colleagues whispering in your earpiece. Burnette, what are

500
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: you doing? Are those hot dogs in your pocket? They're

501
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: spilling all over the pavement. Damn it, Burnett, you don't care.

502
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: You're in too deep. Yeah, you've become the character of

503
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: hot dog money man. And you whistle nonchalantly as you

504
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: approached the dumpster. You give a classic Doctor j skyhook

505
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: and toss the bag into the trash receptacle with great relish. Yeah,

506
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: nothing but are nothing, nothing but net, you whisper. But

507
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: there's actually a lot of net because the Duffel bag

508
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: bounces off the edge of the dumpster and back onto

509
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: the pavement, crushing a couple of your pocket dogs. Like

510
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: I still, that goes there, So you bend over to

511
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: pick up the bag. More hot dogs, still out of

512
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: your dogs. You're wearing cargo pants. You call them your

513
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: tactical pants. I gotta keep a lot of dogs on me. Yeah,

514
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: you're running like heavy weight and dogs do you grab

515
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: the bag and you ignore the curses and insults of

516
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: your coworkers coming through your earpiece. Um, you use two

517
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: hands this time, disturbing my ankle holster with a couple

518
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: of backup dogs in it right, like it was banding.

519
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: Some one of them is just all grilled. That's when

520
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: I go heavy. Yeah, that's when you bring the heat. Yeah,

521
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: so you use two hands like time. You put the

522
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: bag all the way into culpster. You walk back to

523
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: your buck enclave, and you peel out of that parking

524
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: lot another day under capital baby again. You pull over

525
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: by the farmer's insurance building and you wait. Now, the

526
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: untrained I wouldn't see all the officers hiding in the

527
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: shadows around the parking lot. Your eye is trained very well.

528
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Pockets are full of processed meats. You see everything. Hold on,

529
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: I'm getting a message from headquarters. Yes, is it Patricia

530
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: my boss? No, it's ad time, baby. So when we

531
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: come back, I'm going to tell you how the steakout

532
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: shook out with my dogs. Oh man, did you hear

533
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: about much cool stuff you want to buy and participating?

534
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: Are you eating more hotir? Did those ads really open

535
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: up your world? And even the cold ones taste good?

536
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: They do? Yeah, it was just a fistful of cold

537
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: dogs light, a light greasing in the mouth. Yeah, there's

538
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: like the you know, the mouth feel. It's like if

539
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: you took mayonnaise and spread it over your entire mouth,

540
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: But that mayonnaise tasted like meat. Oh, that's so good.

541
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: When I was in elementary school, there was a kid

542
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: who occasionally, for lunch, his parents would pack him either

543
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: one or two cold hot dogs in a zip block

544
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: bag and he would take it out and just chase

545
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: people with me for a while, and then when everyone

546
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: got tired of it, he'd sit down and eat it

547
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: and warmed up. Yeah. Big shout out to Nick and

548
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: his hot dogs. Where was I hot dogs? Um? Well,

549
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I was an FBI undercover and I just pulled away

550
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: and now I'm waiting to see the guy in the movie.

551
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: And you have your your tactical pants, your cargo pant

552
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: answer just stained with hot dog juice. Oh yeah, loaded

553
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: down dogs love me. Let's just say I cannot go

554
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: to a dog straight. Dogs like sniffing around the bottom

555
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: of the door your parked buick conclave exactly, and a

556
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: couple of the roaches and the rats from the dumpster.

557
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: So there you are in the buick, pocket full of

558
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: francs buick rally around the buick with a pocketful of

559
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: francs um. All right, So you got your eyes on

560
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: the dumpster in which you've recently tossed what looks like

561
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: a six hundred thousand dollar Duffel bag and feels like

562
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: it too, But it's just weights and maybe just frozen

563
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: hot dogs. Fingers up, yeah, exactly. Yeah. The backseat of

564
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: the buick, the footwells is just all empty hot dog

565
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: rappers with a little bit of the juice. Sitte. It's

566
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: like Nathan's and National Hot when you're feeling fancy. Some

567
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: of them a dolls chicken apple. Also, some of them

568
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: ballpark Franc's just so I want to go jumbo style, Yeah, yeah,

569
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: plump when you cook them. I'm so glad I one

570
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: could join us here at ridiculous hot Dogs. Alright, so

571
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: okay hot dogs. Um, it's now six minutes after midnight,

572
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: and you see a man approach. He's got a mustache

573
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: and a goatee. Can you believe that kind of guy? Yeah,

574
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: he's wearing an apron and he smells like hot dogs.

575
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: I probably know him. It's your top game. Probably recognize

576
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: me from the meeting. He strolls over to the dumpster.

577
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: He looks around, and then he reaches in and grabs

578
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: the duffle and he feels the weight and it's in

579
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: his hands. Yeah, he's satisfied. He nods. He walks away

580
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: with it. Um, and then you see your coworkers pounce

581
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: like jungle cats. I take a couple of bites of

582
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: cold hot dog just to celebrate. You're just so excited.

583
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: You're just eating your feelings and you're shoving cold hot

584
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: dogs in your mouth and my cheek like a chipmunk. Um, sirens,

585
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: blair lights, flash, fireworks explode, there's confetti everywhere. Hot dog party. Um.

586
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: A strapping gentleman and an FBI wind break draws his

587
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: weapon orders the man to the ground. He was one

588
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: of those giants like fan men from an outside of

589
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: a car dealership, only you were there. Thank you for

590
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: extra detail. That's so good. So um the flashlights illuminate

591
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: the face of Mr. And Tohoe the hot dog. Up

592
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: start eduar though somebody up start. Yeah he did it.

593
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: He's arrested. He's charged with interfering with commerce by threats

594
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: or violence, which f Y I federal crime. So that's

595
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: basically just extortion. Yeah. Uh, well he's interfering with commerce.

596
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: God forbid we interfere with commer I don't care about

597
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: the death threats, but you've messed with business. What did

598
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: this commerce due to you? It carries a maximum sentence

599
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: of twenty years in prison and or two fine. The irony.

600
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: He's like, I think I have that in the Duffel. Yeah,

601
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: this one second and then it was very disappointed. Uh.

602
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: And then here's the statement from the from the UM

603
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: John Evans, the Chief Criminal Chief for the U. S.

604
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: Attorney's Office in Tucson. Thanks to an outstanding response and

605
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 1: fast moving investigation by the FBI, this attempt to extort

606
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: over half a million dollars from a business owner was

607
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: thwarted before anyone was harmed. And then it continues on

608
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: and a big no thanks to special Agent Zaren Burnett,

609
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: who got hot dog juice all over the place. I

610
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: was wondering if I was going to make it into

611
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: this one, because they always want to drag my name

612
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: out there now never when like, oh, Zaren brought enough

613
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: hot dogs for everybody that doesn't make it in the memo,

614
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: Saren's a real cowboy. He's a loose canbra. We're all

615
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: there at three am and no one had anything to

616
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: eat but cold coffee. Burnett pulled out a couple of

617
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: hot dogs from his tactical pants. And who was the

618
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: hero of that? I was keeping him warm for you.

619
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: That's that's Burnett warm. You know, they just don't appreciate visionary.

620
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 1: August not too long after this whole thing. Next month,

621
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: uh Sabory gets indicted on six felony counts of interfering

622
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: with commerce by threats or violence, stopping the biz. It

623
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: was determined he had threatened six different people. Oh this

624
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: wasn't his only few, No, just by the blanket statement

625
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Speaker 1: in these letters. So three of them were contraras as children.

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Speaker 1: So they give him six counts like, how many kids

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Speaker 1: you guys? He says, he's gonna hurt your kids? How man?

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Speaker 1: You got three? Okay? How many? And then okay? And

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Speaker 1: then the bus boy. Yeah, throw him in there. Your

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Speaker 1: mom lives with you, okay, put her on the list.

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Speaker 1: Anyone else see this letter. That's amazing. Be specific with

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Speaker 1: your threats. God to remember that one. That's a ridiculous crime.

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Speaker 1: Tip September, Sabori pleads guilty and he admitted, I'm I

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Speaker 1: was it just just me? I'm the only person. Um

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Speaker 1: Now I don't know who else we were supposed to suspect. Frankly, um,

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Speaker 1: I can't find any statements from him at this time

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Speaker 1: around around the time, like contemporary statements, So I don't

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Speaker 1: really know what was driving him other than just sheer

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Speaker 1: rage at having his turf stepped on. He was trying

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Speaker 1: to catch up with the rival he had, right the

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Speaker 1: cinnamon dream. That was what he must can trais the

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Speaker 1: cinnamon dream. They're related by marriage, like what's Easter like

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Speaker 1: in that family? Now supposed to be a choice time?

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00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, we've got someone in jail for threatening to

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Speaker 1: kill over hot dogs to make the egg hunt real

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable for the kids the hot dog hunt in that family. Um,

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Speaker 1: they cut them up in the little smokies. They scattered

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Speaker 1: them around in the bushes. They just na sausages over

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Speaker 1: and they're like kids, the kids like, for once in

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Speaker 1: my life, can I have no? I'm sorry she had

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Speaker 1: the Chicago Way Vienna sauce, Vianna, I like little Smoky's.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, that's just me. I'm sorry for your loss.

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Speaker 1: March twelve, twelve. I had that too many times as

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Speaker 1: a kid. And pigs in a blanket, those you know,

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Speaker 1: the little smokies are like yeah, the ones in a

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Speaker 1: can right, No, no, no, they're a little little tiny

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Speaker 1: hot dogs, little smoky, little smoky and flavor. Uh. Every

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Speaker 1: year at Thanksgiving we need have we have a ton

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Speaker 1: of people over, and you'd have my brother would demand

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Speaker 1: that we had little Smokey's in a pit of barbecues, yes,

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Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. Yes. And it was just like he just

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Speaker 1: sat there in front of the container in the bowl

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Speaker 1: of little smokes to town and then you'd be like,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel so good. Respect yeah uh so yeah

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Speaker 1: little Smoky's for the kids at Easter. Put a put

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Speaker 1: a pin in that one. Um, so Sabori. In March,

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Speaker 1: he gets sentenced to forty one months in federal prison,

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Speaker 1: and then on top of that, after that three years

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Speaker 1: of supervised release. So if he kept his nose clean

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Speaker 1: and his hot dogs running, I'd say he's probably out

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Speaker 1: today living his best life. The restaurant has closed, his

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Speaker 1: place is closed. I can't find out if he opened

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Speaker 1: another one, or if he just decided to throw in

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Speaker 1: the hot dog towel, you know, find another passion he

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Speaker 1: went back to. Maybe, Um, but I mean I looked

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Speaker 1: high and low, couldn't find anything. Um. I hope he

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00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: found something that he would feel so strongly about that

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Speaker 1: he would threaten to kill someone else. I want that

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Speaker 1: for him, but don't actually go through with it, but

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Speaker 1: feel that passion. What about the cinnamon Prince Contrera. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: As for Contreras, the cinnamon sensation, he's still king a

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00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: hot dog mountain. Yeah, he still has his three locations

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Speaker 1: in Tucson. His bio on the Wuero Canello website. Very

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Speaker 1: simple quote. Born in Magdalena, Sonora, in nineteen sixty one,

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Speaker 1: Daniel Contreras opened his first hot dog stand in Tucson.

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Speaker 1: In as a boy, he ate slept and breathed, what

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Speaker 1: do you think hot dogs baseball and then that it's

688
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: just like he drilled the whole all in one and

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Speaker 1: used it as a as a snorkel. So in parentheses

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Speaker 1: he was nearly a champion at twelve. Going back to

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Speaker 1: baseball now, he puts that same drive into Sonoran food.

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Speaker 1: He owns and operates three Auto Canello restaurants, a meat

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Speaker 1: market in Tucson, a bakery, and a tortilla factory in Magdalena.

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Speaker 1: He had to be sure the quality was just right.

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Speaker 1: Respect Yeah, he stayed humble in the Wiener game and

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Speaker 1: he came out on top. And I think that any

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Speaker 1: of our listeners Tucson people go check out O Canello

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Speaker 1: and let us know. Is it still like question, do

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Speaker 1: a little taste test. Have one of his, have some

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Speaker 1: of the others do a blind taste test, report back,

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Speaker 1: let us know. We did that here at Ridiculous Crime

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Speaker 1: HQ not too long ago with an East Bay specialty

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Speaker 1: pastry called a Morning Bun. Yes, and it was a

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00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: it was a fun contest like taste test with your

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Speaker 1: friends like eight of us. Again, it was pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Um anyway, So what's your ridiculous takeaway here or are

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Speaker 1: you going to opt for delivery? Got one? Laugh one.

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Speaker 1: My takeaway that is sedular is the fact that I

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Speaker 1: am apparently neither cunning nor tough enough for the hot

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00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: dog game. No, I would have just been pushed out immediately.

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Speaker 1: I would have like succumbed to the six D dollar threat.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like with my family, are they worth it

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Speaker 1: for the dogs? Yeah? No, I don't know though. Dog

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00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 1: is life. So um, that's it. That's it for today.

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00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: My takeaway is just you know what, everybody cool out?

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Speaker 1: That's my takeaway for every episode we do it a

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Speaker 1: cool dog that Yeah, I just want like a blended

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00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: frozen hot dog smoothie? Is that too much to It's

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00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: too little? It is really warm in this room, and

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to get larious. I'm not hungry, I'm just

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Speaker 1: like lightheaded. You're asking for cold smoothie hot dogs. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't will play playback the tape? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: I did? Um? All right, So that's my ridiculous take out.

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Speaker 1: That's it. You can find us online at Ridiculous Crime

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Speaker 1: on both Twitter that's where the smart stuff goes, and Instagram,

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Speaker 1: It looks like something. I'm gonna let you find that

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Speaker 1: out on your own. But with talk back you can

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Speaker 1: leave us. And I know I'm going to regret telling

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Speaker 1: can email us at Ridiculous Crime at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Tune in next time. Thanks for listening. Ridiculous Crime is

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Speaker 1: hosted by Elizabeth and Zarin Burnett, produced and edited by

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Speaker 1: international hot dog hustler Dave Kusten. Research is by Cinnamon Brown.

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Speaker 1: The theme song is by Cinnamon Lee and Cinnamon Dutton.

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Speaker 1: Executive producers are Cinnamon Bowling and Cinnamon Brown, but not

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Speaker 1: the same Cinnamon Brown who does the research. It's a

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