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Speaker 1: this must have been on his mind for a long time.

424
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: I mean, how many of us? Can there be? Thousands? Right?

425
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to change my name to Jada Pinkett Smith

426
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,479
Speaker 1: for when she does it. Funny you mentioned there was

427
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,439
Speaker 1: another Will Smith from New York who is the He

428
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: was the manager for the Yankees Little or the Yankees

429
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 1: minor League team, who had a wife named Jada. That

430
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: is yeah. They were like total like New Jersey, New York.

431
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 1: What's what is the deal with those two Will and Jada? Yeah?

432
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: Out so I heard they escaped sideentology by the way,

433
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: but you go, all right, okay, if anyone really does

434
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,199
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, Well, I mean we'll get to their

435
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: dealing minute. Basically I was working to Sci Fi channel,

436
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: panting for people to be impressed. My first job out

437
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: of college. Also first job I ever got fired from

438
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: about two months later, but my last for doing nothing,

439
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: like literally but also like I didn't do anything wrong,

440
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: but I also didn't do anything because no one taught

441
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: me what to do. And then I was literally William

442
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: Shatner would call and I would be like, I don't

443
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 1: know how to help you at all, so sorry, and

444
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: they were like, you need to get But anyways, I

445
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: did get a free trip to l A out of it,

446
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: and we were staying at the Ritz Carlton in Pasadenia

447
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: which now is the Langham, and there was I think

448
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 1: Sugar Ray was getting married like the weekend it was

449
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: for the t C A whatever it is, and and

450
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: so he was the best man and he was in

451
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: a was the best men, yes after all the oh

452
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: Sugar McGrath, right, but Mark McGrath. I so I was like,

453
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm really laughing, yeah, Sugar Ray. And there were no

454
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 1: condoms and everybody was like, you know. So he was

455
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: walking up sets now with all these girls that I

456
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: worked with, and he was so gorgeous. I have to say.

457
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean, he's gorgeous, like he's tall, and he's well

458
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: and and he went so charming, he went good morning,

459
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: good morning to all of us, and literally we stood there.

460
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: Not one of us said a word. We didn't say anything.

461
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: I've never had that happen, and he kept walking and

462
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,239
Speaker 1: then we fully it was like in love. Actually when

463
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: Laura Lenny makes that with a model. We were like

464
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: stopping their feet. And then I called my mom right

465
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: later and I was like, mommymel Smith and like we

466
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: didn't say it, and you know, I was like, my god,

467
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: it was so great. And then we didn't say anything

468
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: because we were so terrified. And she went, so he

469
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: ships like you like you, so she can't impress her please,

470
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: And that's but that's that Floridian mom. Can I say

471
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: Jewish Israeli Mom? No, it's great. Got back to Elliott

472
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: singing boy when I wanted everything I have to know.

473
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Jada really does strike me as

474
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: having a very but I say, she's a mask, mask

475
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: for a mask. Have you seen her? Have you seen her?

476
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: Hunge band? Are you getting what's it called? I don't

477
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: even know the name. Alana's my sister loves it um um.

478
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: They were on jay Leno or something. I want to

479
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: show me the video. It is called like passing. Are

480
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: we talking passing judgment on this family? And by the way,

481
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something's hardcore band. Yes. I saw them

482
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: at oz Fest in like two what are they called?

483
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: What are they called? I saw them and I didn't

484
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: know who they were. I was just like, a little

485
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: white is white. She went to oz Fest. She was

486
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: it was literally band. At the video of her on

487
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: jay Leno, it's not it's one of the funny things

488
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: that you're looking at the name. Yeah, I'm looking it's

489
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: like passing strange or something, or like it's a crazy name. Okay,

490
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: so what are we what are we trying to get

491
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: at right now? Is that maybe she's queer Wicked Wisdom? Yea.

492
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: I saw them at oz FESTO five when I was

493
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: in high school. I just like I was there and

494
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: they were playing it like noon or something in the

495
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: second stage, Like this is kind of cool, Wicked Wisdom

496
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: and she really I have to say this, Say what

497
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: you will about Jada two things. She kills him in

498
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: Wicked Wisdom. I mean, she gives it. I will do

499
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: you think you know Jada Pinketts, you don't know her.

500
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: The real Jada Pinkett is the lead singer of Wicked Wisdom. Okay, yes,

501
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: that is actually yes, that's all. I think We've stumbled

502
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: on a rule and that's the rule number twenty four culture,

503
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: which is the real Jada Pinkett Smith is the lead

504
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: singer of Wisdom. Let's say it together. The real Jada

505
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: Pinkett Smith is the lead singer of Wisdom. That's actual.

506
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: There's like Jada Pinkett Smith from like a different world,

507
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett Smith from um set it off Queen Lativa

508
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: and I'm hilarious was there? I think there was a

509
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: reference to set it off in Girls Trip Latifa is

510
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: the Danish is that they were hoggling to the front

511
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 1: of her head. Wait, what was this that movie? Queen

512
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: Latifa's ward drove in hair and Girl's Trip is something

513
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 1: that they were like, I need to dissect. They were

514
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: kinnetic sculptures. They were like, what is going on? It was,

515
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: but never reference. She was in full a modcloth boogie

516
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: woogie bogle boyd cloth like nifties. I was like, what

517
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: the fun and Queen Latifa like God bless by the

518
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: way gorgeous. Yes, well, I will see this that. I'm

519
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: a very tall girl. I'm six ft one and every

520
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: time I see people who are like who I think

521
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: are my size and then I mean him in person

522
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: and they're like half my size. Has happened twice. Chloe

523
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Kardashian and Queen Latifah both much shorter than you think

524
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: they are. Okay, but Queen Latia, but she's a curvy gal.

525
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: They do her no favor. They're pleading in the front

526
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: with the skirts, constant khakis, and then they're putting these

527
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: fucking danishes And I'm like, how can I take this

528
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: movie seriously when she looks like that? Yes, I have

529
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: to agree with you. I think the movie is I

530
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: think Tiffany had a sort of lives in a world

531
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: outside the movie. She's sort of really I think she's

532
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: so she was the star. I feel like, so captivatingly funny,

533
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: and can I tell you the movie is, well, it's

534
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: not okay. I mean it's fun, but I mean it's

535
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: not a you know, like if there's a lot of

536
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: like goofy music in it that bumped me. You know

537
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: that those like goofy music sequences where I'm like, the

538
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: airport scenes were shot at a Marriott, like and really

539
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: the exterior shot of Jada's were like blurry stock pots

540
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, you guys waiting. I love this

541
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: movie and I'm happy to support this, but also like,

542
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: let's let's get it together. It looked a lot of

543
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: it looked very cheap, and I was surprised because you know,

544
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: I mean, just it was. It was a really fun movie,

545
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: but it was like that looks so faint. And I've

546
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: been saying this since the summer and it's literally not

547
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: just because you're here, and if now we're here, he

548
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: could vouch for this, I was saying all summer, And

549
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: since I watched I was like, god, rough Night is

550
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: like not to like draw comparisons, but like rough Night

551
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: is like, to me, like a perfect film because I

552
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: saw it and I was like, this is so this

553
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: is exactly my sense of humor and like good on

554
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: a movie for like getting that and like capturing that.

555
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: But then I saw Girls Trip and I was like,

556
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: and people started like shooting on Roughneck during the reviews

557
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, this isn't I know? It

558
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: was like the four year old version wedding crash thing

559
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: where they came out almost at the same time, and

560
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: they were similar because they had either all guys or

561
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: all women, and the comparisons were drawn. Even then, they're

562
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: completely separate movies made in separate university. I went with

563
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: Steven who you know, you guys speak CrossFit friends. Really

564
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: made me happy. That made me feel good when you

565
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: guys were like, I think we both ross. Yes, we

566
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: need to get shoulder surgery. I've never worked out, so sorry,

567
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: keep going. We went through a whole like family circus

568
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: dashes through the city to get tickets to Girls Trip.

569
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: Because first we went to the Street Theater, which truly

570
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: is now just turned into a bed bug holding your

571
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: projector it's not even we left, you know. We we

572
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: threw a fitter Matt and I saw Girls Trip up.

573
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. First of all, to get to the theater,

574
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: it's it's like l O L like Aska Wise, it's

575
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: on top of the mountain like s Later, I mean,

576
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: it's a nightmare. So then we went to We went

577
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: to Chelsea because I was like, oh, it's been much

578
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: funny and it's like, you know, I love a gay audience.

579
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: And then it was like half empty, and but I

580
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: will say that the best left. I'm not going to

581
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: comment on how much I laughed. I will say this,

582
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: I saw Tiffany Howes to stand up years ago to

583
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: this day one of the funniest live things in my life, really,

584
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: I've ever seen she lay up the fucking room like

585
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: in a way, like in a way that only maybe

586
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: Chris Rock I've seen do like where it's like the

587
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: whole place she is and her stories on any talk

588
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: show I could listen to for hours an hour. That

589
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: being said, the funniest part of Fucking Girl's Trip is

590
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: and the part Steven and I were like watching, like

591
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: all right, and then there was a part of the

592
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,479
Speaker 1: end when Regina Hall is on stage like giving her

593
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: speech to the podium and they all run in and

594
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: the camera cuts. It's Queen full Almond croissant Um, who

595
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: was a Tiffany and Jada, and I actually thought Jada

596
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: was good because she was very natural. The other two

597
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: are like dry as a bone, including Queen oh my god,

598
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: and Jada is sweaty as those literally someone down in

599
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: a fucking ballpool. She is. But it's not it's not

600
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: a joke. It's not meant to be funny, right, And

601
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: they mentioned it on the way over, like like they

602
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: on that when they're like trying to get there today

603
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: and they're stuck in the cab some there's something I

604
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: remember them talking to something about sweating, But like, then,

605
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: why is it just Jada? Every time when you watch

606
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: the movie, if you're listening, every time they cut to Jada,

607
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: we literally were screaming. I thought Regina Hall was very

608
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: she was great, and that will maintain that Regina Hall

609
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: deserves to be as big as Sandra Bull, and she should.

610
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: Everything's I like her a lot, and she's sort of

611
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: gotten the shaft, She's gotten the star. Regina King also

612
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: one of the one of the funniest of all time.

613
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: But I also love dramatic I mean, so good stuff.

614
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Here's the the cast, and Girl's Trip is like a plus.

615
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: Can I make a please? I think is going to

616
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: agree with me on this. I'm I think Queen Latifa

617
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: is overrated. Here we go, here we go, everything in

618
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: my neck and my blower you've got and went home.

619
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: Let's support that. I love that she's sort of um

620
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: transcended where you know, what's what she was you know

621
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: already sort of like a groundbreaking hip hop, you know,

622
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: a rapper truly, and like I, nobody knows or cares

623
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: about this movie, but I love the movie Living out

624
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: Loud from that was like her first acting job where

625
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: she plays like a gay jazz singer and she's charming

626
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: in it. But subsequently a lot of times I'm like,

627
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: she's not. There's not she's not. There's not much happening.

628
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: And I thought she was. I thought she was funny

629
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: in Girls Trip, but I find I feel this is

630
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: just my opinion, but I feel like she's very guarded

631
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: and for someone who's so successful as an actress, I

632
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: never really I feel like being Queen Latifa. She I agree.

633
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: I don't think she is a great actress. I think

634
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: that she's stiff. I guess that's what I mean. I

635
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: will say, however, that just this weekend, I did a

636
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: head to cleaning in my apartment, and while doing that,

637
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: I watched I'm telling you now because I always watched musicals,

638
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: so what was on Netflix? I paid for Dream Girls,

639
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: and then I watched Chicago's streaming and she's very good

640
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: in Chicago, and I was saying, she actually made me

641
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: laughing Girls Trip, Um she did. I mean, and I was.

642
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm surprised that she made me laugh. Her

643
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: story was just I'm poor, was like, I'm a writer

644
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: and then she's like working a gawker in that boogie wi.

645
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: I literally was like makes no, I don't know. It

646
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: was like media take out or something. We should write

647
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: a movie. Listen are we recording? Turning up? Stop recording?

648
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: We should write Listen, it's about us. Let me finish.

649
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: It's called like who are they? Yeah? I like her,

650
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: but I'm also like, I guess here's what I'm saying.

651
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: She slept. She was, She's like been sleepwright. That's what

652
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: I mean. And that's exactly what I mean. There a

653
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 1: fire within a talk show kind of baffled me because

654
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but she didn't. She have two talk

655
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: shows she was. Can I tell you I went to

656
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: a taping of her talk show. This is really funny.

657
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: When I was, I believe, in college or right after.

658
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: I went to a taping of the queenly Teva Show

659
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: because we got every tickets. Yeah, down in Chelsea where

660
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: Earndy is now, and we were so late and we

661
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,959
Speaker 1: had to write in the elevator with her dad rest

662
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: in her poor father, Mr Owens, and he was so nice.

663
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: He introduced himself to us. It was me and like

664
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: four white people, and the second we got there, they

665
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 1: literally fell to their knees in happiness, like with arms

666
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: outstretched like thank you. And then they spread us around

667
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: this mostly ethnic audience. And then afterwards they pulled us

668
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: aside to be like, please come back, bring your friends,

669
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: because we were the only white people there. I mean,

670
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: I will say something reversed to scrims but opposite. We

671
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: were treated like kings and queen's But to talk shows.

672
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: She's a second one like that late but pretends that

673
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: someone who never who has not publicly come out, especially

674
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: in the like in the land of like Ellen, right,

675
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: it's like bizarre, Why put yourself on display like day

676
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: after That's exactly because you know why people she's like

677
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: a personality but America, right, So yeah, she's going to

678
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: have a talk show. She's like trying to be a mogul.

679
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: That's what people think, don't you get it? Think about

680
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: who has talk shows? Right? Steve Harvey, Yeah, ste you

681
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: think you know Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey's probably I love

682
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. He would hate me. You think he'd like me,

683
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: would love me. Actually, let me leave that in he

684
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: would love me. I feel like he's so secretly homophobia. Absolutely,

685
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: he's not a good person, like I. I think he's funny,

686
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: but I think it's funny. I also think that it's

687
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: like an act to the nth degree, like him liking

688
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 1: kids and ship It's like, come on, but it's so

689
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: good though, Like I think he's hilarious. Don't you think

690
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: that he hates Asian people? Though he truly hates, But

691
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: don't you think it's like unlikes Harvey, who couldn't even

692
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: if you wouldn't find even if you wouldn't describe him

693
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: as accessible, he's still like bombastic and his personality is loud.

694
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, who who are you? But she was like

695
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: a cover. I mean, this fucking girl has She's famous,

696
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: Like that's it. She's just transcended from being just a

697
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: rapper and she became a mogul. I mean, do you

698
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: find her charming personally? I did not think she was

699
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: a good talk to host. I mean she I never

700
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: watched it except for literally the one and I agree,

701
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: and I say, stiff, I'm like, so what is is America? Is?

702
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: There like white guilt regarding her or because she was written.

703
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: Excuse me, so many people get talk shows who have

704
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: no business. I mean so many. Well I was on it,

705
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh what was it? A good experience? UM? I was

706
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: on with Stasis. She's really nice, actually, um Bethany. I

707
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: will say this about Bethany. I like her on Housewives.

708
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Really she looks, first of all, fantastic. I mean you

709
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 1: see these days on Sharks Tank. I'm like, whatever they did,

710
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: whatever mallets they took, they should bronze them. And I

711
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: need to know who did it because I wanted her

712
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: to tell Bronzealots well. Working on after the UM it

713
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: was fine, but there's really here's a great example of

714
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: someone who listen. I'm in no place professionally to put

715
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: anyone down, let's put it that way. But I will

716
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: say this, I really like Bethany. I think she's great,

717
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: but like she to me is someone who has her

718
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: whole personality is that she's closed off. That is like

719
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 1: she's in New York, closed off woman. And I've met

720
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: her a million times. She's fine. I'm no beef with Bethany.

721
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: I stay that way forever. But she's not like a

722
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 1: warm person. It's not how she's And I actually don't

723
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: think the warm people I'm speaking of myself can be successful.

724
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: It can be that bloodthirsty when it comes to success

725
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: and money and stuff like that, because it's like you

726
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: have to be fucking people to make it that far

727
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: for someone like that, like like you're not gonna she's not.

728
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: She's not the gregarious talk show but like Anderson Cooper

729
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: is another example is someone who I love, great newscaster,

730
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: has a great thing going with Anti Cohen, but like

731
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: it's not a warm person, like he's good at he

732
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: doesn't need to talk to It's not accessible in that way.

733
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: You rich, you're a child of socialites, no one. I

734
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: don't think anybody wants to spend an afternoon with you.

735
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: None of those were let's put it this way, like

736
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: none of them lasted, because I think that the truth

737
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: is there's no warmth anymore, including even I hate to

738
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: say I think with Ellen to like I think Ellen

739
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: is like programmed now, I mean a brilliant woman, inspirational,

740
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: I mean truly like, uh, you know, what do you?

741
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 1: How would you even describe her? Fond? But I mean

742
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: I never watched the show, to be fair, but when

743
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: I catch parts of it, it just seems like, well,

744
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, who has no business hosting a

745
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: talk show but yet still does? And I guess you

746
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: could consider her to be warm? Is Rachel Ray? Like?

747
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: Why is she still? Mean? She has an empire but

748
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: like ten minute meal and she loves dogs and he

749
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: never wanted to watch I've never wanted to watch that

750
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: show in a even a campy way, not because I

751
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: dislike her, but because I just I have no connection

752
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: or interest in her brand. And I'm like, so I

753
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: feel I mean, and this isn't a real question. Are

754
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: people watching her like microwave stuff? They're watching her? Is

755
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: she cooking? Or like, just like I'm making stuff in toast,

756
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: She's pushing chicken cutlets on a fucking frying pan around

757
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: and people applaud, people applaud. Here's another question. Does anybody,

758
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: truly does anybody ever watch morning television and go, I'm

759
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: going to cook that I'm gonna put down, I'm gonna

760
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: take down that recipe. They do you think? People? Do?

761
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 1: I think? Can I be honest? I have friends who all,

762
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: including my parents or my mom, they use Rachel Ray's recipe.

763
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: They goneline find of she apparently has good fast recipes

764
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: like that. But what I was gonna say, and I

765
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: speak from experience in a way, is that I think

766
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: we're assuming that this business is like where warm true

767
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: talent really goes far, and it's like the truth is

768
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: with things like talk shows. I mean, it's it's a business,

769
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: show business, and so the talk shows crazy, Yeah, they

770
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. It's all politics, it's all this,

771
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 1: it's all that. So whatever. I'm like, I'm so bitter

772
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: now in you go. I feel like that's where you

773
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: just belong. That's nice of you to say take this

774
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: in the best way possible. Would you do you would

775
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: do it again? That's all I want to do. Everybody

776
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 1: in a comedy, the main consensus is that where's Michelle's

777
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: talk show? It's a very nice day. It's true. I

778
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: mean rule number seventy of culture. Where's Michelle's talk show?

779
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: Michelle say it with me? Where Michell's talk show? Can

780
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: I bring up the View? Yeah? When so I started

781
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: watching the View again when Michelle was on, because my god,

782
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: this is so exciting. Meant the world to me. By

783
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: the way, Like when you were tweeting me, I was like,

784
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: because Elena and I used to work together back Technically,

785
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: I'm going to say I hired you and I really

786
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: brought you. I was like, you're the number one, it

787
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: was my same job, and that it was like such

788
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: a stupid job at best Togever, that wasn't on the

789
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: air anymore. D nothing watched in high school me too,

790
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: I mean a day. Um, but I started watching it

791
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: when Michelle was on, and Michelle was hilarious on but

792
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: and correct me if I'm wrong, But I couldn't believe

793
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: that like the audience, like wouldn't forget about the audiencedn't

794
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: they didn't pick up your jokes and you weren't And

795
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: it wasn't like you weren't doing like super absurdest weird references.

796
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: It was like you being funny and like I think

797
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to speak for you, but

798
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: it felt like you were trying to really like be

799
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: in the vibe and like even talk politics and stuff.

800
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: But my feeling is, um, while you were on the View,

801
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: and also since since you've not been on the View,

802
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: that is the I watch it because it's the It

803
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: is such a weird show because I look at it

804
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: as a show where they're like trying to fit in

805
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: the rubric of morning TV, which is a very specific

806
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: and weird animal. And with Whoopy at the helm and

807
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: like Joy and like Joy, who's like a sort of firecracker,

808
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: like liberal Italian from like from Brooklyn, and Whoopee who

809
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: can't read the teleprompter, it's a mess. And I'm like,

810
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: what what is going on? Because they're trying to do

811
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: this like morning talk show thing or you know, fit

812
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: into the morning vibe, and like Whoopy literally seems to

813
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: not be able to read the teleprompter and gets angry

814
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: at the producers when they tell her to wrap, which

815
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: makes it all is it's a it's a bizarre show.

816
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: I will just pay you back by saying that I

817
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: love so much and she's literally the best person I've

818
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: ever met. No, I have to always say that because

819
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: you know, and I'll say I won't bring up anyone else,

820
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: but I will say that I met her because she

821
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: did a little thing on Broad City. She was literally

822
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: the kindest, sweetest soul. Which is why you can tell that,

823
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: like on that show, when somebody, usually like an actor

824
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: or celebrity, is speaking to her and speaking speaking so

825
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: highly of her, she smiles in a way that's like, Okay,

826
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: that's the real woman, and she's such a kind souls

827
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: one job, which is why I'm like, what it's that's

828
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: the that's the sort of them is the right word.

829
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I don't not gonna say it's listen, you know you don't.

830
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I never read about it anymore, which

831
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: is a blessing for me because this way, it's like

832
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: I like, you know exactly, it's fine. I mean whatever,

833
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: God bless a highlight of my career certainly. Um that

834
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: being said, I know that, you know, there's a lot

835
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: of stuff. What I always say about that job was

836
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: like the second the cameras were on, it was like

837
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: the fucking best job. Like I was like, I'm so lucky.

838
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: I love it. And I actually felt like the audience

839
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: for the most part was on my side, Like I

840
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: actually didn't feel like they came especially well. I will

841
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: say this, like there are a ton of gay guys

842
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: to watch the vehic. It is insane, and I don't

843
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: believe my opinion that the producers. No, I don't think

844
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: that gay men are like in the U Nielsen ratings

845
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: or things, so they're sort of not really catered to

846
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: on that show. Uh that beings That makes sense, right,

847
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: Like so they're they're aiming for like the moms and

848
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: whatever else, which of course makes sense. Um, but yeah,

849
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: it's like it's a mess. I mean so not always.

850
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 1: I was going to say the reason that it's so

851
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 1: that that's the reason that I find it. I watch

852
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: it sort of like an art project, because what you're

853
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: saying is they're trying to reach you know, moms and

854
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: moms in Middle America. However, the show is anchored by

855
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: two centric New York comedian performance artists. Joy is like

856
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: a you know, is like hilarious but like you know,

857
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: her own thing, and then you know, and then so

858
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: to try to it's like trying to like a square

859
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: into a circle. I mean, why I can't, um comment

860
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: on the chefs of course that put the recipe together

861
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: and that and that's why I watched it like an

862
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: art project. I guess. It feels like they're trying to

863
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: do a morning talk show with very almost eccentric New

864
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: York personalities, well really only two, and then they have

865
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: they came mixing the other. I mean when I was

866
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: brought on, it was basically they were trying to by

867
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: the way this show was about Elliott I came to technically,

868
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: and I feel like, but honestly, I know that's why

869
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: I love Elliott. I love it brings it up secularly.

870
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm like I couldn't write, um no, I mean imagine that.

871
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: Like I get hired and they were like, we're going

872
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: to make it. Because the producers who hired me, we're like,

873
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: we're going to make it this pop culture, like we

874
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: wanted to be more pop culture, which, by the way,

875
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: of course, with everything going on politically, it would have

876
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: to be political on no matter what, because politics and

877
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: pop culture are one in the same at the moment,

878
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: so it's like converged. But they were like, yeah, we

879
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: don't like a funny pop culture and I was like right,

880
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: So they hired me and ravens Now. Raven and I

881
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: were like tight from the beginning. She seems amazing areas

882
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: I mean truly very funny and kind and great. And

883
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: then that producer got fired and it was like almost

884
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: before my first day, it was like already like I

885
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: was scrapped, scrapping, like fighting to stay you know. Um,

886
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: and of course we know how that ended there during

887
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: the Trump Oh yeah, throughout the whole election. So and

888
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: then they brought Joy back, and like, you know, the

889
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: thing was always like she's very funny. She she comes

890
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 1: in with like premeditated lots like ready to go. She's

891
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: quick on her feet, but like she's very broad, you know.

892
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: And I then had to kind of slip my stuff

893
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 1: and through the mail slot not to compete with her,

894
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: but also to get my point across. So that was

895
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: like you were fortunate in that corner. There was like

896
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: a survival instinct to like, okay, well let me just

897
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: like just let this fly under the ring. I did.

898
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: I did my thing too. I mean I didn't obviously.

899
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: I was there to be myself. That's what I tried

900
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: to do, you know what I mean. So you know

901
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: I did as much as I could, and I knew

902
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: that I had a feeling that the right was on

903
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: the wall literally from day one. So I after the

904
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: producer laugh, I just had a vibe, well that's that show.

905
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: I when I had to like write my goodbye message,

906
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: I called myself a one season or because that was

907
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: what it is like. You go for one season. It's

908
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: like you know, junior college, and then very bizarre, it's

909
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: a very bizarre it's a bizarre show. And even like,

910
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: like I have no interest in the talk and I

911
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: think that it's for a specific reason. It's because that

912
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: show is like it's smooth. It's like a smooth and

913
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,959
Speaker 1: like a well oiled machine, and it's I'm like, it's

914
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: it's it's boring to me because the view is is

915
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: just it's weird. It's a weird hour of television. I

916
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: will say, like, look, I I think that it's funny

917
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: because like it was just the craziest obviously craziest thing,

918
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: and it led to so many other things, still leading

919
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: to other things, And for me, I called a talk

920
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: show boot camp because it was like for someone who

921
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: really has always wanted to be a talk show host,

922
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: you know which it sounds so dorky, but it's really

923
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: been like childhood dream comedy talk show never snl People

924
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: like why don't you try for smell? Like that wasn't

925
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 1: my childhoo dream? Like why would I go for that? Um?

926
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,479
Speaker 1: But that being said, like you couldn't pick a better

927
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: show to like sharpen the Knives on than The View?

928
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: How early to get there every day? Not that bad?

929
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: Like seven it wasn't too bad? No, not that bad,

930
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: and then you know the whole they would like dip

931
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: me in paint and like pushing me out, put me

932
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: in like a terrible I used to call the Caitlin

933
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: Genner dress because I was like, oh my god, let's

934
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: not even get into the wardrobe there, because I was

935
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: a whole other thing. Wait, this is like I can't

936
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: write a book anymore, do you like like Megan McCain

937
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: never met her. I don't watch the show now. I

938
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: can't because it's like too close and listen if you

939
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,399
Speaker 1: don't think. Of course, they want people to leave better.

940
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: They do everything within their power to push people out.

941
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: Feeling like I'm not the only person. I've done that too.

942
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: I did not go to Variety and give an interview

943
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: because I was raised in a home and I was

944
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: raised as a lady, so I didn't want to go

945
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: spilling secrets right after because I was grateful for the opportunity.

946
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: But that being said, like they really want you to leave,

947
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: and just like block everyone's numbers crazy and not the

948
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: people on camera I'm talking about, by the way, like

949
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: no one who behind the scenes people they don't give

950
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: a funk. They're like, goodbye, pack it up. I remember

951
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: there was like a vanity fair that crazy and it

952
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: was like they just they just I mean they painted

953
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: the picture of like Rosie and Whoopie. I'm also friends

954
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,479
Speaker 1: with Susie Esman, who's like friends Joy, So I also

955
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: have another hilarious Susie is a living She's a deity.

956
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: She's the funny what does she say? What's me? Everything?

957
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: Obviously well I can't talk, but she is the greatest Susie.

958
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: She's the greatest. We had a show together joint Susie

959
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: right on. But the funniest thing is because she plays

960
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: my mom on Broad City and um, she you know,

961
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: she's playing pretty tough, you know, doing the sort of

962
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: Susie thing she's so she's one of the funniest of

963
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: all time, all time. Um, but it's just a funny

964
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: little thing about Susie is that as soon as she

965
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: started playing my mom on show, my mom in real

966
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: life said I was like Mom, I swear, I was like, Mom,

967
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: do you like Susie's impression of you? And my mom said,

968
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: she's not playing me. She never stops talking. That just

969
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: sounds like Sue she never I'm like, he's Joy on

970
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: Broad City? Are you kidding? Why don't you do in

971
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: a minute too, you kid? I mean she would be

972
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: by the way I'm like putting words in her mouth,

973
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: I assume, I imagine. I mean, it's like the most

974
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: beloved show. Um. Susie was in an episode of SVU

975
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: that I saw. She was amazing. She was. You know,

976
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: what's great about Susie is that she plays these like

977
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 1: ball busting Jewish women and in real life, yes, she's

978
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: very bold and very of course outspoken, but she's really

979
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: sweet and really really really thoughtful, and so it's just

980
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,919
Speaker 1: so funny to watch her on like Curb where she's

981
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: just she's just ruthless, ruthless. What do you think of

982
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: this last season? A Curb? So weirded out by it?

983
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: Now that I you know, I love Larry Love like thin.

984
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: He's attracted Madam through Rosie Perez got last not to

985
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: name drop my xput Coast's gotta give Rosie shout out.

986
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: She was the best um. And he shined a light

987
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 1: from within because he eats very healthily. He looked truly

988
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: like a little glow army, so shy like not shiny

989
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: like lip so nice soft skin. I was like, what

990
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: is his daughter is also really pretty and also really

991
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 1: funny on Instagram. She's dating um Pete Davidson. Really I

992
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: like that, but he does want to turn on. He

993
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: doesn't come off to me that way that I mean,

994
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't like you lived in l A sort of

995
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: on and off and like to me. That was the

996
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: first shore I was like, oh, this is not like

997
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: like l A. It was the first time that l

998
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: A appealed to me. But also it's because yeah, he's

999
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: living like a Westwood you know west would like Spanish

1000
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: colonial mansion and like a retiree. Like he's always at

1001
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 1: lunch like he exactly. And that was that on the show. Yeah,

1002
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: there's a whole episode about it. It is Hello, it's

1003
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: a Palestinian chicken episode. Yes, but that's literally supposed to

1004
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: be Zancing. Yes. Oh I didn't know that Zink that

1005
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: place you know where I used to go row Rose

1006
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: Chicken because I've never been to Zanks. Best food is though,

1007
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: wait we should be isn't coming to l A carousel?

1008
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: Kevin had to burn every mother the Armenian restaurant Carousel

1009
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles to one in Glendale, and then of

1010
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: course where they all it's where all your ubers were born.

1011
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: They're all made there, all the cameras and creus. But

1012
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: then there's one on Hollywood Boulevard, uh In like Thai

1013
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: town literally called Carousel Chicken just Carousel. They have a

1014
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: labna there. I will tell you one funny story. I

1015
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: was living with an actress when I first moved to

1016
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: l A. And I went and I brought Carousel a

1017
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: whole trades worth and I for the week because I

1018
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: love to eat Will Smith and I took it home

1019
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,920
Speaker 1: and I like put in the fridge and I came

1020
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: the next day the whole thing was gone. She came

1021
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: downst she was like norbidding down the stub because like

1022
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: there was like no food in the house and she's like,

1023
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: you can't bring that food in? Like I ate all

1024
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: of it. And it was like, girl roll, I've got

1025
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: an eating DP but like n l A at all,

1026
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: never would, but I love it. And this is my

1027
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: favorite quotabell. This is I would. This is our friend

1028
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: Jamie Salka says everyone loves l A. And then I said,

1029
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: well what about people who hate it? And he said

1030
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: they just don't know that they love it. Ye, that's

1031
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: a mistake. Why when I moved there, everyone said to me,

1032
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: give it to me years. Then they said four in

1033
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: tanks four years. I'm like, what is this? Like, how long?

1034
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: We're five years? And then I moved back to do

1035
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: the view, but also gave that you love New York, right,

1036
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: I mean love I love l A and and I

1037
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: might be the outlier, but I just love it. And

1038
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: maybe it's because I'm from New York that I just

1039
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: got to find an alternative where where like people weren't,

1040
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: where your blood isn't boiling all the time by default,

1041
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: was like really cathartic to see. But that's funny because

1042
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: I have that's my constant blood. Ten is that a

1043
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: full cauldron? And then when I bring that energy to

1044
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: l A, people are really nice in l A. Will

1045
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: say nobody hanks their horns. It makes me fucking crazy.

1046
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, I honk a hone. I hanker horn too,

1047
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: But because people let you into their I'm from Long Island,

1048
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: where people literally speed up so you can't I mean seriously,

1049
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: they speed up so you can't get off of your exit,

1050
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: which is like where else in this it's just it's insane.

1051
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: So in l A that you you feel like you've

1052
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 1: been tempered into like, yeah, I mean I'm not a dummy,

1053
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: Like I love going to sound baths, but like I

1054
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: never feel like I'm like on a journey or right whatever.

1055
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: I just I just don't what do you mean clean

1056
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: sound baths? Have you done them? No? I'm dying. Do

1057
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: you want to go with me when I come? I know?

1058
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: Will you go with me to this? I have never been? Okay,

1059
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: tell them the greatest. So sound bath is a thing

1060
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: where you are with a group of people. It's very hailbop.

1061
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: It sounds like prehilbop whatever your nikes out you were

1062
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, okay, So um, it's a it's a

1063
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: thing a group. It's like a yoga class almost. But

1064
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: you go in and you lay down and you like

1065
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: bundle up. A lot of the women usually bundle up.

1066
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need to bundle up the buntle up.

1067
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think that's why I'm like when I'm like,

1068
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: why are you like putting yourself under like doubting yourself

1069
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: in blankets? But whatever? Is it cold in there? No?

1070
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 1: But it's usually women who are like I'm freezing. You're

1071
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: in a room, all right, and everybody lays down and

1072
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: you just you you chill out. And usually most sound

1073
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: baths are one person leading a bath with them like

1074
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: Tibetan bowls and gone and chimes, and it sounds so

1075
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: silly in theory, but but it's truly the most relaxing

1076
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: nap you could imagine, or the most it's just meditative.

1077
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: And of course they're like, you might feel like you're

1078
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: on a journey. You might see things and start and

1079
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 1: you're like, maybe some people do. I, of course don't.

1080
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: I just find it a relaxing nap. Can we go

1081
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: to the Integraton? Oh? I would love to? Wait? Can

1082
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,479
Speaker 1: we make it? Can I propose it today? Sure? I'll drive.

1083
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 1: I'd love to let book an now Cabazon and intrat Oh, yes,

1084
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: I'd love to. Alana and I did the Integratron and

1085
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: christ it was, um, it was amazing. I mean, you know,

1086
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: the Integratron is this weird thing in the desert. It's

1087
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: a weird like dome hut that they say Aliens built

1088
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: that sounds like some Steve Bannon ship. It's nuts, but

1089
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: it's a it's a very it's very pro life. It's

1090
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: a perfect dome in the middle of Joshua Tree. So

1091
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: the acoustics are such that you're sitting in a room

1092
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: where if you're it doesn't matter where you're sitting, it

1093
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: sounds like the person across the way is in your

1094
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: ear because the acoustics are so strange. And so that

1095
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: Fernando and I did that together and he was weird out,

1096
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 1: but we were like, but it was it was fun.

1097
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: It was a you know, it's a fun weird sound bath.

1098
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: That was my intro. But I've done a bunch. I

1099
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: love most of them. There is one place where I

1100
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: went that is so beautiful and it was the worst

1101
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: sound bath you could possibly imagine. The woman who ran

1102
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: it was um sort of this uh like kind of

1103
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: like a big like a big kind of like middle aged,

1104
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: like she was like a pull no punches kind of

1105
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: ladies cuen. However, I don't feel like where the thing

1106
00:57:53,400 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: is that. I'm like, there's the personality comb Sorry, oh no,

1107
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: but this like usually sound baths are like led by

1108
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: somebody like chill, maybe a little out there whatever. This

1109
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: lady made me laugh because she was she was kind

1110
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: of a monster and like she started the sound bath

1111
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: speaking as though she were on a like like a

1112
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: hard scrabble nurse like giving you like the rundown on

1113
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: some type of medication. But she was like, all right,

1114
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: so your chakra is gonna be aligned in the She

1115
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 1: was like talking like, you know, matter of fact, a

1116
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: matter of fact about like solstice and chakras and sound

1117
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 1: waves and energy, and I was it was hilarious because

1118
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: she was like it was like watching like Cameron Mannheim,

1119
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, talking really like I'm like feeming uh huh

1120
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, tell Us might find I'm right here.

1121
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: It was just and then but the reason that I

1122
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: didn't like her in particular is because the sound bath.

1123
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: You know, she took so long, like building the whole

1124
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: thing up. Then finally when the sound bath started, it

1125
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: was nice. But then at a certain point, by the

1126
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: end of the sound bath, you know, like it's been

1127
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: five minutes, and then I look up and I swear

1128
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: to you her she was wearing like like all black tights,

1129
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: and I like woke. I like opened my eyes, and

1130
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: her literal like butt hole was like so close to

1131
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: my face because she was bending down and putting putting

1132
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: a chime on everybody's chest going around. First of all,

1133
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: I was like, your butt hole is literally or something no,

1134
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: but I could like see it because it was like

1135
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: but also I'm like, what's happening? And she was putting

1136
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: chimes on every and I was like, wait, there's like

1137
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: there's like fifty people in here. You're gonna go around

1138
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: and literally place a chime on everybody's chest, Like you know.

1139
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to wrap this up at at a certain

1140
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: point and this was just like, lady, come on, but

1141
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: there is one woman and that's the one I would

1142
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: like to take us to. This one woman who is

1143
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: like a beautiful, like like ethereal looking woman. She's she

1144
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: plays a guitar and has a beautiful voice and sang

1145
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: that Mini Ripertons song loving my Rudolph's Mother's mother but

1146
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: saying that and then lead you into the sound and

1147
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: it was the most just chill out experience. That's the

1148
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: sound bath we should wear. It's actually in covert say

1149
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: no more to the best buy off the four of

1150
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: five and then always the one that I did that

1151
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: I hated was in a beautiful place and I was

1152
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: I noticed that um Rachel Hunter, the supermodel, and she

1153
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: was my first like childhood crushed like super I was

1154
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: just like, she's good taste because shesh to die for her.

1155
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean, she was, and it was it was just

1156
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: a weird moment because like I was genuinely like into

1157
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: her as a kid. Obviously I'm I'm gay, but I

1158
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: was just like, she's fucking she's like, you can't even

1159
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: believe she looks this. She's so hot, it's insane. I

1160
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: was like, she left early. She had to have left early.

1161
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: Think about Um, I saw Roster it once walking with

1162
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,919
Speaker 1: his new wife. And why my my family loves rod

1163
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: is because um, he's like five six and every wife

1164
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: is six six like this, and we're a tall family,

1165
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 1: every mom, my mom, my dad is short. My mom

1166
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: is tall, and my brother is tall. My dad is

1167
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: like the sam Wise, I know, it's okay, he's like

1168
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: five eight, and then all yeah he's the angie and

1169
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: then I'm who am i I'm sorry on and then

1170
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: my living along tree Beard. So what was they saying? Oh,

1171
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: but yeah, every wife is huge, and so we love

1172
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: little guys who marry like big giant women love they're

1173
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: fucking dynamics. But you know, someone brought up, um that

1174
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: we're okay as a society to like remark on people's height.

1175
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: Either way, like pointing out how people tall are tall

1176
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: or short. I don't think that's true. It's fair gay

1177
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: who said that. It's just a friend of mine who's short,

1178
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: and she's like people always sure. Woman can't say shit

1179
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: about that. I'm sorry, Like, how do you feel about it?

1180
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: I mean, no, are you and know when people point

1181
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: out how tall you are? They it's so like just

1182
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: so it's what. It's what when people are like my

1183
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: least favorite thing, do you see the smoke coming out

1184
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: of me? I've actually so much to say that I've

1185
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: gone full of the motherboard. It's like West World. I

1186
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: like me the fucking iPad to come here and like

1187
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: programming right now. Um. My least favorite is when men

1188
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: think they're flirting with me by telling me that I'm

1189
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: taller than I say i am where they go have

1190
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: taller you, and I'll go, I'm six one because I

1191
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: am uh, and they'll go, no, you're not, You're like

1192
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: six three. But they're they're like nagging me. I was

1193
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: gonna say, it's a weird night, and I'm just like, oh,

1194
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: you're right. It just makes me want to fucking knock

1195
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: them out. I'm just like, yeah, I know, you're right,

1196
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: you know my hype better than me. Thank you for

1197
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: even asking. So isn't it rude for some any I mean,

1198
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: this is maybe just me, But isn't it like it

1199
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 1: need to to like comment on somebody's appearance to that

1200
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: that's what, that's what, that's what we're saying. It's like,

1201
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: it's not fair game to me. I would never say

1202
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: that you're so tall, you're so short, Like when when

1203
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: like girls stayed in like, oh my god, you're so lucky.

1204
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: I wish I was tall. It's like, oh, sorry, why

1205
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: do you say? And they do mostly mean it in

1206
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: like like a nice way, and then men who are

1207
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: insecure will say things. You know, then I feel like

1208
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: it's coming from a place of like, I don't know.

1209
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: It can be shitty sometimes. I mean it's annoying. I

1210
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: can't wear heels. If I wear heels and I get

1211
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: on a subway car with teenagers, we're gonna have some problems.

1212
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: Like it's happened. It has happened where I'm like, I'm

1213
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: gonna get into a fight on the train tonight. And

1214
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: it's that um because it listen, if I put a

1215
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: little like a block, he'll on you know, I'm like

1216
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant, like I can't. I'm not like a normal woman.

1217
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: And then what's funny. Sometimes I'll see really tall women,

1218
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: like women taller than me, and I'm so not used

1219
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: to seeing women that tall that I'm like, what a

1220
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: freak And then me like what a horrible feeling? But

1221
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: also it is who I am, And you know, we're

1222
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: just knocked four glasses over. I'm in the great place.

1223
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: We're beautiful and it's fine. You know. My favorite I

1224
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: love the comedian Judy Gold. She did my It was great.

1225
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: She's so funny because she plays that she we did

1226
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 1: a musical bit where she played the clarinet, and watching

1227
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: her sort of like hunch over to it was like

1228
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've just watching sort of hunch over

1229
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: to play the clarinet was like the greatest story of

1230
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: my life. When I used to play violin as a child,

1231
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: I used to joke, it's a cello like a high

1232
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: jo would never laughing the comedy after that, So what else?

1233
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: She so much elso someone else in your show and

1234
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: my dad we did a we did a tribute to

1235
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: my grandma who passed right a couple of years A

1236
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. But it was like funny. It

1237
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: was like, we played a video of her singing. She

1238
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: had a just a piercing voice when she sang, just

1239
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: so shrill and piercing. And so there's this video of

1240
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: her singing bring back my Bonnie to Me, to me

1241
01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: as a child, and it's very cute, and it's very

1242
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: you know, it is so funny to like. Even my

1243
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: dad was like that, it just cuts right through you.

1244
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: So we did, uh, we watched the video and then

1245
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: we did. My dad plays the piano really well, so

1246
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: my dad put the piano, A want to play the drums,

1247
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: Judy played the clarinet, and I saying, we did a

1248
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: little cute little tribute. That's really nice. I love that.

1249
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: It was fun number I love. Okay, guys, um, this

1250
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: is the perfect time to move on to I don't

1251
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Sure, So this is um one minute

1252
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: where we're banking. Oh my god, I'm forgetting mine. That's okay,

1253
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: that's okay. We'll go first and then you go and

1254
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: then in the time I mean listen to us and

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01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 1: yeah I can. I don't have to do mine, No,

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01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: do it please, Michelle, Okay, we'll do it'll be one

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01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 1: minute each. Um, mine's not gonna be that great. I'm

1258
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 1: really selling it. So this is where we take one

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01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: minute to really get something in culture, while repeating the phrase,

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01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Um on, what's mine? With

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01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: sound baths like you're gonna like shower me. You're basically

1262
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: did one about men who comment on your height smoking

1263
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:02,480
Speaker 1: the enemy years. I mean you can go any which, right,

1264
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 1: I have nothing planned to go. You told me you

1265
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: got something planned. I'll do it all right, right, um,

1266
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: all right? So this is Bowen Yang doing. I don't

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01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and his time am I good? I'm doing?

1268
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: And his time starts now? I don't think so, honey

1269
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: gift guides. No, I don't want to buy stem blocks

1270
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: for my one year old niece who's not even one yet,

1271
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: she's yet unborn. I don't think it's the honey gift

1272
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,439
Speaker 1: guides for pushing like a foot massager for my dad

1273
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: because he's not gonna like buy these shrinks. He's not

1274
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: gonna use it, and he's gonna say you shouldn't have

1275
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 1: bought me something. Why did you do this? I mean,

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01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 1: God bless you, and I hope whoever receives that enjoys it.

1277
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: But for my purposes, every gift guide is catered to

1278
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it, and I'm sorry. You guys

1279
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: are in the room. It's catered to a white audience.

1280
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: It's about it. There's who are they. It's it's catered

1281
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: to some runaway capitalist cog in the machine, and I

1282
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 1: need to buy. All I want is just a good

1283
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 1: teapot for my dad to steepest teas in, or like

1284
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 1: a fun They call them what nap robes that um

1285
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 1: at Brookstone they tell these amazing bathrobs that everyone loves

1286
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 1: nap robes. You gotta get robes and nap and they're

1287
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 1: basically amazing and that's my minute. That's fine, that's fine.

1288
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: But gift guides they're so stressful because you never agree

1289
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: with I don't understand. I think as a jew, he

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01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: go on, I just don't. I'm just I'm just like,

1291
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: do people follow this? Like there's so much going on

1292
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: about buying stuff. It's like I don't understand the purposely

1293
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 1: functioned that's I don't get it. So weirdly curated. I'm like,

1294
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: people are just buying the ship. They're gonna buy yea

1295
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: and mine piggybacks off your It's about definitely that in

1296
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:53,640
Speaker 1: this red wine is true. It's also clear, Okay, I've

1297
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 1: never really done a good one of these. Yes you have,

1298
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Yes you have. I don't think so many of her

1299
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Package thieves.

1300
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: And why am I saying this Because I just had

1301
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 1: a package get thefted. And here's what I don't get.

1302
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 1: I moved to a building. I'm just gonna be up front.

1303
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: No doorman, don't stop me, and they leave him in

1304
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: the front. And so someone decided to steal my package

1305
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: from and Taylor. Yes, Now, if this is a teacher

1306
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: or a librarian or someone, thank God bless you. And

1307
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: I really hope you are hervy and you like it.

1308
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 1: But I guarantee you it was a man who came

1309
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 1: in there and sold these packages. And here's all I

1310
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 1: have to say. I hope you have a fat cousin

1311
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,599
Speaker 1: a big old feet because literally everything was blue size

1312
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: and big shoot and there's no way anyone you know,

1313
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: we'll fit into it. I also just want to add

1314
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: that I called Dan Taylor and after a week of

1315
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 1: literal calls, that fund name on me. Yes, just nice

1316
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: but also fun. Package thieves like fuck it, like steal

1317
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 1: the old fashioned way pickpocket. When I take time to

1318
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: go online and do all this ship, you're just creating

1319
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 1: proms for me and everyone else. And by the way,

1320
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 1: we have you on camera and you will go to jail.

1321
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 1: So fun. Same. Just fore, I'm not being shitty. That

1322
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: is literally like in the and the thing she said,

1323
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 1: it's no worse than I mean. And Taylor is like

1324
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,759
Speaker 1: truly bottom of the barrel, but they have a tall section.

1325
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,640
Speaker 1: You guys all, my god, mine is not like super No, No,

1326
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 1: it'll be great. Your's not about chopping. I have to

1327
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,600
Speaker 1: say that is a crave. You're right, it's so cowardly

1328
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 1: to steal a package so easy. I should start doing it, honestly,

1329
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 1: Like thinking about it, it's like, oh my god, you

1330
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: can just walk in and take it. No, don't risk it,

1331
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: never camera, you'll be arrested. I'm very I'm very god,

1332
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: I'm so nervous about mine because it's not I don't

1333
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 1: know if I can rant. No, I never, I don't

1334
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:46,799
Speaker 1: can't go. The momentum will carry You're siding fucking spark

1335
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 1: plug of You've done harder things than this. This is

1336
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,920
Speaker 1: alliot glaciers. I don't think so honey. As time starts now, okay,

1337
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Hashtag. It's not the hashtag

1338
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: the idea of positioning your thirst trap up on Instagram

1339
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: to make it about quote quote missing summer, thank you

1340
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 1: miss summer? Bring back hashtag? Bring back summer? Hashtag? Where

1341
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 1: summer here? I can't. It's like, look, everybody has well,

1342
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,720
Speaker 1: you know people I'm talking about, Hey, guys, there is

1343
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 1: very specifically a desire to you know, be hyper sexual

1344
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: and to be desired on social media, and it's across

1345
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 1: the board. But this, I'm like, how did you find

1346
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 1: a way? I get it? Fitness, you can do it right,

1347
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,800
Speaker 1: But it's December. And if you're posting pictures literally you're

1348
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: like I can see your pubes and you're on the

1349
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 1: beach and you're just saying you're doing it because you

1350
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: miss summer. How much do you miss summer? We all

1351
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 1: miss summer, or some of us don't. I don't care

1352
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: about summer. But I don't need you to just say that.

1353
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 1: You just do what you're doing. Just do what you're doing.

1354
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: You don't need to position it around the fucking season.

1355
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: And that's one minute that summer summer exactly. I love

1356
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:03,640
Speaker 1: I love fall. Winter Fall is my sweet but it

1357
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 1: was so watering. I don't follow. I have a couple.

1358
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: I follow a couple of game models because they like

1359
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:12,120
Speaker 1: follow me, and I feel and it is truly the

1360
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 1: low point of my feet. It just like I don't

1361
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: there's no point of it. And like, but Elliott's talking

1362
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: about this phenomenon of it's not even just the missing

1363
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 1: summer thing. It's like just cloaking some other the guys

1364
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 1: of some other thing of just like I mean that

1365
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: could I could talk about that for hours, but I'm

1366
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 1: just talking very specifically about seeing this hashtag I miss

1367
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: summer Summer brings summer back. I'm like literally just say, like,

1368
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,800
Speaker 1: look at my my ass look at it, like there's

1369
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: the Chi chime on people, and show you my asshole people.

1370
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: You're showing us your asshole. Um no I am. I

1371
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 1: like had a little mini mental breakdown like two weeks

1372
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 1: ago after like some guy like it wasn't the way

1373
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 1: the guy did this, Like the guy like me on

1374
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 1: went on one day, which I thought was nice. Then

1375
01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 1: I followed up just very gave space, followed up after

1376
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 1: a few days and he very politely, tactfully, was like,

1377
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: I think we should be friends. And I was like great,

1378
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: But then that was just the last little granule of

1379
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: rejection and so just sent me off and a friend

1380
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 1: somebody knew or no, it was a friend. And what

1381
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,760
Speaker 1: was nice about the day was that it was like

1382
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,560
Speaker 1: we didn't have to go through this song dance like

1383
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 1: what do you do? Um, like we knew each other already.

1384
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: Was great, but then like I just something in me

1385
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:29,400
Speaker 1: broke where I was just like oh, um, and writer

1386
01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: at New York Magazine Alex Jung says, and I agree

1387
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: with this gay culture is white supremacy, and um, it's

1388
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 1: not wrong. And I'm sorry and I'm making this real heavy,

1389
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 1: but this is just what it is. And I texted no,

1390
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 1: I texted j I texted Joel can booster you guys? Um.

1391
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 1: I was like, this just happened to sucks, um, And

1392
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,559
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm going through a similar thing at

1393
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: the time he was. And I was like the fact

1394
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 1: that Joel, like this Adonis of a man, so smart,

1395
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 1: so charming, so funny, so like on paper desirable will say,

1396
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: like the fact that Joel is not immune to this

1397
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:08,040
Speaker 1: like makes me think that there's something like that. And

1398
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: also nobody. Here's the thing with gay guys, nobody is

1399
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 1: immune to it. However, in the in the in the

1400
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 1: vein of what Alex says about white supremacy, a ton

1401
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 1: of guys will refuse to acknowledge that that it is difficult,

1402
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 1: that it is hard, and that it is challenging, and

1403
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: that because that because that threatens their masculinity. And then

1404
01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:37,360
Speaker 1: and which is quite honestly just them being dude. Well,

1405
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,840
Speaker 1: there's a self preservation. They're like, they're like, that's too bad,

1406
01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:44,880
Speaker 1: these people have that harder. But I'm fine. It's really

1407
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: it's it's it's astonishing and it drives me and I

1408
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: feel like other gay comedians wild because we're like we

1409
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 1: talk about stuff. When you find when you come across

1410
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,640
Speaker 1: people who are like nope, I'm great, and you're like,

1411
01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: but what are you allowed? What is there anything in

1412
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: your body? Okay, I'm glad you're agree, but like, can

1413
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,920
Speaker 1: you help out here? Yeah, that's all that's all I'm

1414
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:08,559
Speaker 1: talking about. Um, Hi, oh my god, thank you so much.

1415
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,840
Speaker 1: We love you so much. Um, oh my god. I

1416
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 1: hope everyone has a great holiday. Um, And we usually

1417
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 1: close that with a song that we just saying, let's

1418
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: sing it. Can we do Mariah's a Holy Night? Here

1419
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 1: we go, Let's do it? You know obviously I don't

1420
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,559
Speaker 1: know like the runs that she does. Let's do How

1421
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: are you? I mean, how are you in your community?

1422
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: Let's stars? Okay, well, all right, bye guys. This has

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01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 1: been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham,

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01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:47,719
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