WEBVTT - Blinded By The Lights: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.

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<v Speaker 2>Smoking on hey in the middle of the barn. There

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<v Speaker 2>it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>another phenomenal episode of My Mama.

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<v Speaker 3>Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the

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<v Speaker 3>pockets of black conspiracies.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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<v Speaker 2>motherfuckers have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I love Crucial Conflict.

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<v Speaker 2>You do love Crucial Conflict.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you Crucial. I also love Do or Die?

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, I love your city.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. We all loved them for a time. We all

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<v Speaker 2>felt deep affections for them, and Kanye was so generous Healthier.

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<v Speaker 2>Kanye was very generous to try to bring them back

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<v Speaker 2>into the fold. At one point, everybody loved both Crucial

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<v Speaker 2>Conflict and Do or Die. I just don't know that

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<v Speaker 2>everybody feels as passionately about them currently as you do.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that from the last episode to take it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that they are around. I think they're wearing

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<v Speaker 3>Pelly pellies right now. Yeah, and I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, guys, yeah, you're like, I'm not turning on

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<v Speaker 2>these guys just because they haven't made music in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years and good music in thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, dog, I'm loyal. I'm still a Craig macfan. Okay, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm loyal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Craig Mac is still a Craig Mac fan, because

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta assume he's sort of like, man, my voice

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<v Speaker 2>is stupid now, huh doesn't do any of the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>it needs to do to make a good record.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's difficult to be that ugly of a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 3>He was so so ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was big, ugly, and it does speak to

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<v Speaker 2>I think a more beautiful time in music where you

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<v Speaker 2>could be like gruesomely ugly and make make hit songs.

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<v Speaker 3>And I do miss that because, like I don't we

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<v Speaker 3>have all these hot people now, but it's like you

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<v Speaker 3>don't think there's some ugly guys out there killing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think about that all the time. Like no shade,

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<v Speaker 2>I think Beyonce truly is deserving of all of the

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<v Speaker 2>accolades that she gets. She's a beautiful sixty year old woman,

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<v Speaker 2>an extremely talented sixty sixty year old woman that said,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you there's just an ugo that would serve

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<v Speaker 2>her ass brother who you telling that would just go

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<v Speaker 2>out crazy on her from down the street, from where

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<v Speaker 2>she grew up. There are an uglier girl who would

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<v Speaker 2>put her to fucking Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't think there's a bitch working at Marshall's who could.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just nail every dance move in a way that

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<v Speaker 2>Beyonce can't and hit the notes. Beyonce scared of bro.

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<v Speaker 3>She is hanging up three xcel Echo shirts right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And not new Echo, not Echo that they're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>revive all that stretched out Echo.

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<v Speaker 3>Stretched out off brand. Were you an Echo guy? Were you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 2>God damn right, I was an Echo guy. That rhino.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept a Rhino on my chest.

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<v Speaker 3>I had Echo shoes it one boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't do that. No, don't do that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do that to me. Don't let me. Don't have

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<v Speaker 3>you out here and then you fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it didn't take it that far. I let Mark

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<v Speaker 2>Echo into my.

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<v Speaker 3>Heart, not my feet, you know what I mean. I

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<v Speaker 3>think I might have got him out of Marshalls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you had to have listen. There were those were

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<v Speaker 2>straight to Marshall releases.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if they were available on the website.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it wasn't a foot locker, that's for goddamn sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no. Can you imagine going up to one of

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<v Speaker 2>those mean ass teenagers that ran the foot logger and saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take a pair of Mark Echo sneakers in size

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<v Speaker 2>twelve and a half please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you have a do you do they run big?

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<v Speaker 3>I need to know if these run wide?

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<v Speaker 2>Give me your irregular Mark echos please.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate you remembered my shoe sides.

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<v Speaker 2>You told me like eight minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought I thought it had gone down. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>like sink German, I'm David boy.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were so excited because we get to we

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<v Speaker 2>get to do the ship that we do every week.

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<v Speaker 2>We get to listen and to listen to you, the

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<v Speaker 2>the dumb dumbs at home about your conspiracies and all

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<v Speaker 2>the the bullshit that you've made up in your lives.

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<v Speaker 3>I love to hear the stupid things you think.

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<v Speaker 2>We we care deeply about the stupid things you think.

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<v Speaker 3>Your dumb shit, you losers.

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<v Speaker 2>You fucking dueves. Oh and that is true. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 2>just reminded us that after years, I would say, years

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<v Speaker 2>of deliberation and sort of uh, back and forth. We

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<v Speaker 2>finally decided what we think we should be calling our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners and uh and and we all feel I think

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<v Speaker 2>we all feel pretty good about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, after years of discussion and doubt, we finally landed.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are a fan of this show, you will

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<v Speaker 2>now be referred to as Little Mama's.

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<v Speaker 3>Brough. I got excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Little Mama's is now what she'll be

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<v Speaker 2>known as. So all you little Mama's out there were

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<v Speaker 2>excited to hear your theories.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on popping my little school. All the boys be jocking,

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<v Speaker 3>they checking after school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we gotta get one of them T shirts with

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<v Speaker 2>Jay Z, Alicia Keys and you idiots standing back to back.

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<v Speaker 3>I do want to say I thought that was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought what Little Mama did was cool?

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<v Speaker 3>I did think that was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Say more, go ahead and explain that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>They were doing the things. She's from New York, she

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<v Speaker 3>was feeling it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know she doesn't belong there.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, I just listen. I love a grandstand, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I love I love I love a large display of emotion.

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<v Speaker 3>I okay, maybe not maybe cool isn't what I mean

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<v Speaker 3>to say, but like, I get why she did that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I get why. I can I can like she

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<v Speaker 2>hear that she was in.

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<v Speaker 3>Front, they were going come on, and it was still

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<v Speaker 3>jungle wis to me, that's it's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I will acknowledge that this was in the height of

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say the height of Little Mama, but it

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<v Speaker 2>was still within a bell curve of Little Mama's potential

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<v Speaker 2>sort of like success right, Like she wasn't a complete

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<v Speaker 2>failure by this point, which mere absolutely I would say

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<v Speaker 2>that Little Mama has has burned. That star has burned

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<v Speaker 2>out pretty conclusively. I'm not still planning to hear a

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<v Speaker 2>new Little Mama song that's gonna break through the that

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<v Speaker 2>that wall. But maybe I'm wrong, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's the difference between us is still And

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, I'm a loyal fan. I still believe

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<v Speaker 3>in Little Mama. I think something could happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, And so I guess when you say a loyal fan,

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<v Speaker 2>you are acknowledging that you were and continue to be

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<v Speaker 2>a Little Mama fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Rest in peace to Hazelose.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, uh, that again, I think that's where we

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<v Speaker 2>are different.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I was never a Low Mama fan. I was at

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<v Speaker 2>best tolerant of.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you come over here judging me as a Bruno

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<v Speaker 3>Mars fan. Bruno Mars, you talk to me like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Bruno Mars puts on a better show than any living artists.

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<v Speaker 2>And and I dare you to prove me wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>That said.

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<v Speaker 2>Asaid, I don't think anybody's saying that about Low Mama.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're all like, yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that's Bro. I did. I did. I was on,

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<v Speaker 3>I was on I'm on tour right now, and my

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<v Speaker 3>opener is a big Bruno Mars guy, and he did

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<v Speaker 3>play a couple and I was like, I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, bro, twenty four Magic, twenty four carry Magic is

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<v Speaker 2>It's insane? Just play the album.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen him live? Yeah? How many? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I was on Mally and I cried. It was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>You cried.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, wow. And they's just having so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so little, he's so little, and all his friends

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<v Speaker 2>are just big black dudes who seem like cool guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's just the best.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very similar to my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like, ah, man, this is just a

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<v Speaker 2>little a little Filipino dude hanging out with his buddies. Hawaiian.

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<v Speaker 3>What is he?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Jerry, And what the fuck is Brunie?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where. You know he's from Hawaii, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's from Hawaii. But I feel like there's other mixes

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<v Speaker 2>in there. He's just just a silly billy and you

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<v Speaker 2>got a roof for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, all right, that's fair. That's fair. And

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, I heard some of the hits and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, damn, this is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>I root for motherfuckers having fun. I do genuinely try

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<v Speaker 2>to come from that position. So to your point, I

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<v Speaker 2>do think little Mama had a good time that night.

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<v Speaker 3>She was having a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she had a great time. I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that she's ever made anything that that backs up

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<v Speaker 2>that level of confidence. But I respect that she was

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<v Speaker 2>having fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally only know the one song My.

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<v Speaker 2>Lip Gloss, And then there's the uh she had that

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<v Speaker 2>other one the chicken wouldn't no chicken noodle soup? Wasn't her?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? That was another girl. She was funny too. One

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<v Speaker 3>ton Yeah, yeah, damn.

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<v Speaker 2>We got an email from who I assume is also

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<v Speaker 2>a pervert. A person named Alexandria. Alexandria sent us an email.

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<v Speaker 2>The subject line reads, headlights mean death and they specified

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<v Speaker 2>this is a motherfucking mini episode thing, and you don't

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<v Speaker 2>get to designate that for us to do. You will

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<v Speaker 2>decide when the fuck we talk about this shit, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not gonna be because you declared it in the

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<v Speaker 2>subject line of your email. Alexandria, if that's in your.

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<v Speaker 3>Real name, I mean, we're doing it now, but later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, sure, we're following you right now. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>our choice.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a coincidence, you bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Alexandria says hi, y'all. Firstly, I was recommended the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>and April and began listening from the first episode. It

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<v Speaker 2>is the end. It is the end of September, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already caught up to February of twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>So y'all good or whatever. Langstey were fantastic hosts solo,

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<v Speaker 2>and the show has only been made more hilarious by

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<v Speaker 2>David's co hosting. Also shout out to Olivia. We stand

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<v Speaker 2>a research queen. Greetings, salutations, sorrows, sorrows, prayers.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair, Langston does the research.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I do a fair amount of the research,

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<v Speaker 2>but I do want to give Olivia her credit. She

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<v Speaker 2>often comes in with that last minute hell Mary that

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<v Speaker 2>we often need to fill it all out. So shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to Olivia, but not too big of a shout out.

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<v Speaker 2>She ain't doing that much of that research work.

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<v Speaker 3>You all the steak. I'm the sizzle, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like that that onion volcano at the Hibachi restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>You're what we came for. I'm I'm not sure that

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<v Speaker 2>it has any purpose, but you're absolutely why we show

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<v Speaker 2>up to this place.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, probably not gonna eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>And surely I don't even think they used the onions afterwards.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just waste an onion to entertain a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of adults with smoke and and somehow everybody's favorite

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<v Speaker 2>part it. Alexandria said, okay, so boom, I got my

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<v Speaker 2>driver's license in two thousand and five and Tacoma, Washington. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>shout out Tacoma.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I distinctly, I wasn't gonna say it. I thought maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you had a fond memory or two that you could

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<v Speaker 2>point to, but.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yo, I mean, it's like night's like I like

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<v Speaker 3>it there, but it sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, it's like the nothing going on to make you

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<v Speaker 2>feel alive and want to keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>You never go to a place where there's just a

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<v Speaker 3>whole bunch of black people there for no reason. Mm,

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<v Speaker 3>that's Tacoma, Washington.

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<v Speaker 2>Got you like that, Like black people got trapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're just seems there's just a bunch of them

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<v Speaker 3>over there. Nobody really knows how we got here, but

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<v Speaker 3>we're not leaving how to get Yeah, anyways, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Says, I distinctly remember being warned, not sure by whom,

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<v Speaker 2>that while driving, if a car is approaching with its

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<v Speaker 2>headlights off, not to flash my lights at them. There

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<v Speaker 2>was a rumored gang initiation that if you flash your lights,

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<v Speaker 2>the car would flip a yuwie, chase you down and

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<v Speaker 2>kill you. I talked to a friend of mine for

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<v Speaker 2>from the same area, and he said he'd heard the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. We laughed at the fact that to this day,

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<v Speaker 2>at our big ages, we do not flash our lights

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<v Speaker 2>at cars with their headlights off. Have either of you

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<v Speaker 2>heard of this? Knowing that David grew up around the

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<v Speaker 2>same area, I believe he once mentioned that he grew

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<v Speaker 2>up in Federal Way slash Tacoma. Does he know about

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<v Speaker 2>this ps white bitch get fucked or whatever Alfonso said

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<v Speaker 2>should be a drop. Y'all are everything? Thank you for reading.

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<v Speaker 2>Still ain't flashing my lights, Alexandria.

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<v Speaker 3>White bitch, get fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, A beautiful blue eye, blond white girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be white hose.

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<v Speaker 2>My favorite part of that video that we never really

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<v Speaker 2>addressed is that, uh he says like every time I

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<v Speaker 2>go to the club, I leave with and then he

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<v Speaker 2>puts like that pregnant pause, and then the white dude

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<v Speaker 2>goes a white bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he goes on to call her like a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful blonde white girl. But like the dude is like bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a stupid It's like, fuck, man, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a bad night for everybody involved.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that sucks. If I went to that concert, I

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<v Speaker 3>would be like, this sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Right because you didn't come for Alphonso Roberto. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>you came for that band.

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<v Speaker 3>No one has ever gone to a concert for Alfon.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody is like maybe Carleton's gonna come on right, and

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<v Speaker 3>even speech.

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<v Speaker 2>Even in the height of the Fresh Prince, you if

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<v Speaker 2>you went and saw Will Smith perform you weren't like

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<v Speaker 2>I got I God, I hope he brings alfonsever.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you know that Carlton can't rap right, or maybe

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<v Speaker 3>he could rap crazy and that's what Smith suppressed him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that he's like a better rapper and Will Smith

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't handle that.

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<v Speaker 3>I've often felt that Carlton was the hero of that

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<v Speaker 3>show in a way that he never got his credit for.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fighting this. I will say that that if

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<v Speaker 2>I had to weigh who was the funniest person on

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<v Speaker 2>that show, come on, it probably is Alfonso roberta pretty consistently.

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<v Speaker 3>Will is kind of a dick, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think Will was getting getting served up storylines that centered him.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were rooting for Will. But if we were

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<v Speaker 2>just talking about yo, what was the funniest part of

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<v Speaker 2>every single episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Always Carlton? What's Will's dance? I'm saying. And also Carlton

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<v Speaker 3>was a real one. He held Will down. Bro Like

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<v Speaker 3>Will was a bad cousin to Carlton, Carlton was a

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<v Speaker 3>good cousin to Will.

0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Carlton was gonna murder somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Figure he had to blame me on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he really was gonna use it.

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<v Speaker 3>He was gonna shoot a man. Will was never gonna

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<v Speaker 3>shoot nobody to Carlton.

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<v Speaker 2>Will left him in the in MacArthur Park. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so funny because when I moved to LA I

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<v Speaker 3>went to MacArthur Park and I was like, I ain't

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<v Speaker 3>shoot nobody in here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wouldn't I keep my gun away in Macarloy.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just say that all that to say, like

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<v Speaker 3>Carlton was a real one man. He was. He was

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<v Speaker 3>a really good guy. And Will kind of sucked, which

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I mean as far as has how life

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<v Speaker 3>is gone. Still pretty cool guy.

0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'll find a vera cool guy.

0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Will Smith has been a tough time And listen, I

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<v Speaker 3>listened to his entire audio book. I know about the man?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did you Yeah, I have to take a walk

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<v Speaker 3>listen to Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's called something stupid, right, It's called like Will

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, Bro, the problem with it is like this

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<v Speaker 3>nigga can't stop being a movie star. Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying. So like even in the times that

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<v Speaker 3>he chooses to be vulnerable, it's still in a way

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<v Speaker 3>that presents him as the hero, you know what I'm saying, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>there's no like there's no like I just did a

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<v Speaker 3>bad thing. There's none of that there.

0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I've long had that issue. I think with where Will

0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:54.879
<v Speaker 2>Smith has evolved into is that like so much of

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<v Speaker 2>it is just a dude kind of always giving a

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<v Speaker 2>motivational speech, even in the middle of like things that

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<v Speaker 2>are are clearly his problem and not are you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Like everything is just sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>this planned, very sort of like strategic sale. And it's like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't need you to sell me on you anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm such a big fan. Just be a person.

0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:25.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't you know, you could be a bad guy.

0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.240
<v Speaker 3>You made Independence Day? Yeah, I don't give a ship.

0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I bro I I showed up for Men in

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<v Speaker 2>Black two and three knowing that ship was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a come on just because I like you.

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<v Speaker 3>I low key like three come on and kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like it. What was that?

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<v Speaker 2>What was that eight pounds I advocated for that movie?

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<v Speaker 3>Now you don't get it. Every single baby, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>come on it is I was in there. I love you,

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, and this is I met this man.

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<v Speaker 3>I've met him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've canodled.

0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:09.520
<v Speaker 3>We canoodled. We touched each other for sure in a

0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.159
<v Speaker 3>weird way, but like you know, I know what the

0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.080
<v Speaker 3>DIA smells like, Like what do you guys do? Fu

0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:16.199
<v Speaker 3>fuck boys?

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<v Speaker 2>Little mamas? Yeah what they are?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, I'm sorry, little mama's.

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you had you heard of this conspiracy theory?

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<v Speaker 3>I had? I had. I had heard it when I

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<v Speaker 3>was a kid. I had heard it. I think definitely

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<v Speaker 3>not from black people, from white people for sure, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I had heard. So that's why when it came up

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<v Speaker 3>it was so interesting to me because like, yeah, I had,

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<v Speaker 3>I had heard.

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<v Speaker 2>It, And when you heard it, it was specifically saying

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<v Speaker 2>that by flashing your lights and caning to turn someone's

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<v Speaker 2>lights on, that that was that would trigger the initiation

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<v Speaker 2>for gang members.

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<v Speaker 3>There was like it was like that, and then there

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like there was a few other things, like

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<v Speaker 3>you would hear of these things that were like gang initiations,

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<v Speaker 3>right like someone would ask you for a lighter and

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<v Speaker 3>if you didn't have one, they would kill you because

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<v Speaker 3>they weren't a gang and shit whoa. And then but

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<v Speaker 3>the thing for me was as a kid seeing the

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<v Speaker 3>other kids who were gangs, I was like, he's even stupid,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>They're Yeah, they're not coming up with fun gangs.

0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:39.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're like they're like double guys. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah if they're if they're killing you, they're just gonna

0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:43.840
<v Speaker 2>kill you off some dumb shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Not. Yeah, they had to like earn it, especially if

0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:50.119
<v Speaker 3>if you're if it was your family, I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>But if not, now you're kind of a stupid guy

0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:53.480
<v Speaker 3>for joining you.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think that there is sort of like this

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<v Speaker 2>and this is maybe more a symptom of the nineties

0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.600
<v Speaker 2>and early two thousands than anything, but there was sort

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<v Speaker 2>of like this mysticism around gangs that that people had

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<v Speaker 2>built up, where like they had all these sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like rules and initiations, and then you get older and

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<v Speaker 2>you realize, oh, these are just teenagers. They're just all

0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:23.040
<v Speaker 2>like kids being manipulated by sometimes older teenagers, and they're

0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:27.360
<v Speaker 2>not there's no like history here, so whatever that initiation

0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:31.760
<v Speaker 2>you've imagined them to be living under is bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like, bro, you ever met a gang member?

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<v Speaker 3>Now they're currently suck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're sleepy.

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<v Speaker 3>Broh, your thirty gang man in what Yeah?

0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're mostly just like pulling their pants up and

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<v Speaker 2>unfocused in a conversation.

0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:54.800
<v Speaker 3>You're you have children. Yeah, you have children you have

0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:56.800
<v Speaker 3>to take to school, you fucking idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we'd all love to leave our kids for

0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:01.480
<v Speaker 2>for our favorite color.

0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:05.720
<v Speaker 3>But of course I would love to leave David Junior

0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:12.440
<v Speaker 3>to bang the Blue. I always wanted. I always thought

0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 3>my favorite gang members are the ones who racially don't match.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm were It's just like you're in a Latin gang

0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 3>and you're a black dude. WHOA how did this happen?

0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Man, you grew up in a tough neighborhood.

0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Huh. It was bad for you, for sure. It was

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:32.240
<v Speaker 3>bad for you. When they talk about be Real from

0:23:32.280 --> 0:23:35.520
<v Speaker 3>Cypress Hill, he was just a blood but he's Cuban.

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:37.119
<v Speaker 3>That's interesting.

0:23:37.480 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 2>It is very interesting. It's like that white Kappa, you

0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:43.440
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Or Yeah, how'd you end up here?

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Man? We've all seen it. We've all seen them on Instagram.

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.360
<v Speaker 2>We've all seen him shimmy.

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Man, he loves it.

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:58.560
<v Speaker 2>That's said you you grew up hearing this. You certainly

0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:01.159
<v Speaker 2>said it was specifically white people warning you of it.

0:24:01.280 --> 0:24:03.960
<v Speaker 2>So am I to assume then that you were never

0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 2>afraid of this?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because my mom had always told me you flash

0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 3>your lights because there's a cop.

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait that that you want to flash your lights

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:16.879
<v Speaker 2>because it oh you're born.

0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 3>You flash a cop. Oh.

0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:26.080
<v Speaker 2>So this was more of like a camaraderie thing of

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:28.200
<v Speaker 2>being like, hey, there's some ship over here.

0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:30.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, And I trust my mom more than I

0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:32.320
<v Speaker 3>trust you know, random white people.

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<v Speaker 2>So wow, let me say this, and I well, first

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:43.000
<v Speaker 2>of all, yes, and and this then makes me feel

0:24:43.040 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 2>like maybe this is some weird cop propaganda ship to

0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:53.240
<v Speaker 2>discourage people from flashing from morning about cops by being like, no,

0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 2>you can't flash, because then that'll be some gang initiation.

0:24:56.640 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 2>You'll get murdered in order for the cops to meet

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:02.560
<v Speaker 2>their quota and people to pull over and arrest.

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 3>And shit, that's interesting because that flashy lights when there's

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 3>a cop. I lived by it. That it's kept me

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.480
<v Speaker 3>out of tickets. I've come over hill seen somebody flasher

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:16.000
<v Speaker 3>lights and slowed down and there was a cop. Yeah.

0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 3>And I feel like we need that, by the way,

0:25:18.040 --> 0:25:22.919
<v Speaker 3>we need like shorthand it's important. Yeah.

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I grew up hearing that, like truckers

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<v Speaker 2>on the Expressway would like when they would block off

0:25:31.280 --> 0:25:34.000
<v Speaker 2>or like make it so that it was hard for

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 2>cars to get by. Was part of the reason they

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 2>were doing that was because of police officers that they

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 2>were like essentially forewarning the cars behind them that like, hey,

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 2>there's an officer on the road and you're gonna get

0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 2>pulled over if you're speeding and shit.

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:52.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, and now this is an oak park. Yeah.

0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Chicago Land area for sure. It felt like, hey,

0:25:56.680 --> 0:26:00.240
<v Speaker 2>maybe the truckers are are helping us out by helping

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:02.040
<v Speaker 2>to slow down the traffic a little bit.

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:04.640
<v Speaker 3>What's funny about that is that I don't trust people.

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't trust trucktors. Mmm. I'm very afraid of them

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<v Speaker 3>as a group. Yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I trust them in the same way that I trust

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<v Speaker 2>like orangutans, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Where No, I don't know what you mean at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're big old idiots. I think they're big

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<v Speaker 2>old galoops.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what I'm saying is like, I'm fearful of them,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also honor their existence. I'm glad, I'm interested

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<v Speaker 2>in them, and I respect them, but I also would

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<v Speaker 2>not want to spend much time with them one on one.

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<v Speaker 3>That makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a wall between us. I guess it's maybe

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<v Speaker 2>a good way of putting it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like you don't because you don't seem like a

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<v Speaker 3>guy who is a big animal guy. You don't see much.

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<v Speaker 2>I love animals, I really yeah, I really like animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Life is a cold witch of a woman and doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have any affection towards animals, and no one in her

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<v Speaker 2>immediate family does. So I think it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>real uphill battle for us to ever at any point

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<v Speaker 2>like have animals.

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<v Speaker 3>In our home.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I love them, and my daughter loves him

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<v Speaker 2>a fun time. That's her favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you guys gonna get like a dog or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it I think eventually, yes, I think right

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<v Speaker 2>now she's she's very firm in her footing, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>convinced it's it's not worth it. And I'm traveling too

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<v Speaker 2>much to be able to like force a lady to

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<v Speaker 2>like wake up dumb early to walk a dog she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't want. We talked about this before the pod came on,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't think I've ever listened to what the

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<v Speaker 2>lady is saying back to the child. But she's saying, no,

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<v Speaker 2>he's sleeping, and it's a bear.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's very it's not don't fat the bear.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's so all. This is funny because I also

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<v Speaker 3>don't I'm like your wife, I don't really care for

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<v Speaker 3>any Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we've talked about on the pod that you that

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<v Speaker 2>you would murder dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>That all right, relax.

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.400
<v Speaker 2>That you would curb stomp a hihuahuai.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all, what's happening. I don't give a ship

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<v Speaker 3>about them, and I don't think they give a shit

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<v Speaker 3>about us. And that's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree to disagree. I think that I think that

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<v Speaker 2>they do give a shit about us. I think certain

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:43.400
<v Speaker 2>animals don't. But but dogs, oh, they give a ship.

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<v Speaker 3>They see, that's how we evolved, right, the relationship between

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<v Speaker 3>man man and dog that like helped us evolve a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, because when men when we were sleeping, they

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<v Speaker 3>would like they would throw yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And that allowed us like to get eight hours, which

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<v Speaker 2>meant that our brains could like develop into something yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I also, I also, I will say, to be fair,

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 3>to be completely truthful, I think that there might be

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<v Speaker 3>a level of the Lady doth protest too much, And

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe I secretly love them so much that

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to open it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're like afraid of the kind of relationship you

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<v Speaker 2>could potentially build with an animal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the same way I feel about magic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah that like you you go to the right

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 2>magic show and suddenly you're a magic guy and your

0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 2>skin you're good. No, you finally see Chris Angel, Like,

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 2>this is the funk I want to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Play you trying to play me? Don't do that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I met that I'm a fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind freeing call me David mind freak bory because I'm in.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate this, Like, what did you mean? I bet?

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Like maybe I think that, like ultimately, like maybe I

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 3>do believe in horoscopes and things like that. That's why

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 3>I rejected so hard.

0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I could see that I've I've long maintained that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not one hundred percent sure that like ghosts and witchcraft

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 2>and all of that stuff doesn't exist. But as long

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 2>as long as I don't welcome it into my life,

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<v Speaker 2>as long as I don't fuck around with ouiji boards

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 2>and spirits and hell you know, fucking uh what's her name?

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Bloody Mary and ship and I'll be fine if I

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 2>start dipping my toe these ships are going to start

0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:50.360
<v Speaker 2>showing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I see I seen a ghost one time.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, what were you doing?

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 3>Nigga? It was fucked up. I wouldn't do it anything

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<v Speaker 3>I was in. I was in my room and I

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 3>went to bed. We had been partying that night, and

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 3>I went to bed, and then my friend David, I

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 3>thought it looked like him, so I like, I woke

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 3>up and he was standing in the corner and like

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 3>you couldn't see anything, but it felt like the light

0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 3>of his phone was coming up. I was like, David,

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 3>get out of my room. And then he didn't say nothing.

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:22.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, nigg get out of my room. And

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 3>I woke up and I turned the light on because

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna fight him, and then there was nobody there.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn.

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was fucked.

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 2>That gave me chills.

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was pretty awful.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I hated that. Fuck I hated that story top to bottom.

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 4>Ah.

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't like it either, man, God damn. Yeah,

0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 3>it sucked. It sucked.

0:31:44.880 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, I've never had that.

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 3>That was like that Will Miles story.

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, when Will told us that real fucked up.

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 2>So I don't even remember what it was. I had

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 2>to put it out of my mind.

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:57.600
<v Speaker 3>It was it was. I mean, well you can hear

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 3>it if you sign up for a big money Players

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 3>platinum diamond. I don't know the difference between the all right.

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 2>It's it's big money Players uncut gems.

0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 3>You can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see Will Miles tell a really haunting story

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<v Speaker 2>about his family being I think abducted by alienation. Sure, sure, yeah,

0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:25.720
<v Speaker 2>oh that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he was like, that's why I'm so weird, Will.

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 3>It is weird in the most hilarious way. He's a

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 3>very weird guy. You weird guy. I think this has

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<v Speaker 3>been like forty minutes.

0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we've long exceeded our quota for many episodes.

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 2>But I will say, if we can wrap this bad

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 2>boy up effectively, Alexandria, it sounds like, while this is

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 2>probably a very popular conspiracy certainly where you guys are from,

0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:59.239
<v Speaker 2>it may be more rooted in a type of like

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 2>manipulation and in propaganda than it is like an actual thing.

0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the gangs are waiting until you flash

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 2>their lights to murder you or your family.

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 3>This is stupid. Yeah, but I like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you seem like a nice a nice lady Alexandria,

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 2>and thanks for listening. Yeah, that's nice of you.

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<v Speaker 3>We did it.

0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>We did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have do you? I'm taking it now? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have anythig that you want to tell the people about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, am I glad you took it? Uh? Yeah, if

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>you want to see me live, uh, October twentieth through

0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the twenty first, I'll be a Dead Crow Comedy Room

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<v Speaker 2>in Wilmington, North Carolina, and then November tenth and eleventh,

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll be in Burlington all the the incton's I'm visiting

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<v Speaker 2>right now. October tenth and eleventh, I'll be in Burlington,

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:03.959
<v Speaker 2>Vermont for the Vermont Comedy Club, and then finally November

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 2>seventeenth through eighteenth, I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to see you at all of those,

0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:13.760
<v Speaker 2>and as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman.

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm David Bori, go to I'm on the Aluminum, don't lie.

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm on tour right now. You can see me at Springfield,

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Missouri October twelfth, Saint Louis, Missouri, October thirteenth and fourteenth,

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<v Speaker 3>New York City October twenty first, Worcestern, Massachusetts, October twenty second,

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<v Speaker 3>Kansas City, Missouri, twenty fifth, Soup Falls, South Dakota October

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<v Speaker 3>twenty sixth, and then Minneapolis, Minnesota, October twenty seventh and

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<v Speaker 3>twenty eighth. Please come, I really it's nice to see you, guys.

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:51.880
<v Speaker 3>I love that you buy merchandise for me so my

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:52.839
<v Speaker 3>baby can eat.

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 2>You gotta feed his baby, and you gotta buy the

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:58.080
<v Speaker 2>merch to do it. So please go and do that.

0:34:58.160 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 2>And as always, if you want to send us your

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:03.400
<v Speaker 2>own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>tell us what the real initiations are for gangs, send

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 2>it all to mymama pod at gmail dot com. We

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>would love to hear from you. And apparently we are

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<v Speaker 2>mirror a whisper, a small little drip drop away from

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<v Speaker 2>hitting the two thousand subscribers on YouTube. I don't know

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>which is not great. I don't think either of us

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 2>are excited about it, but we are. I guess form

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:34.319
<v Speaker 2>we are. We are legally obligated to encourage you to

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<v Speaker 2>keep subscribing. Yeah, so subscribe, I guess keep subscribing. And uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's that's the whole thing. Bye, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the fucking mini your soul Mani EVI so well,

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking mini your sol well, the fucking Minnie Self

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<v Speaker 1>Mini episode, all the fucking Mini ever Self

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<v Speaker 3>Mhm