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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sel.

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Speaker 2: Smoking on hey in the middle of the barn. There

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Speaker 2: it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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Speaker 2: another phenomenal episode of My Mama.

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Speaker 3: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the

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Speaker 3: pockets of black conspiracies.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I love Crucial Conflict.

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Speaker 2: You do love Crucial Conflict.

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Speaker 3: I love you Crucial. I also love Do or Die?

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Speaker 3: I love you, I love your city.

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Speaker 2: Listen. We all loved them for a time. We all

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Speaker 2: felt deep affections for them, and Kanye was so generous Healthier.

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Speaker 2: Kanye was very generous to try to bring them back

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Speaker 2: into the fold. At one point, everybody loved both Crucial

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Speaker 2: Conflict and Do or Die. I just don't know that

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Speaker 3: I think that from the last episode to take it.

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Speaker 3: I think that they are around. I think they're wearing

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Speaker 3: Pelly pellies right now. Yeah, and I'm into it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, guys, yeah, you're like, I'm not turning on

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Speaker 2: these guys just because they haven't made music in twenty

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Speaker 3: Listen, dog, I'm loyal. I'm still a Craig macfan. Okay, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm loyal.

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Speaker 2: Well, Craig Mac is still a Craig Mac fan, because

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Speaker 2: I gotta assume he's sort of like, man, my voice

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Speaker 2: is stupid now, huh doesn't do any of the stuff

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Speaker 3: I think it's difficult to be that ugly of a man.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm.

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Speaker 3: He was so so ugly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was big, ugly, and it does speak to

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Speaker 2: I think a more beautiful time in music where you

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Speaker 3: And I do miss that because, like I don't we

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Speaker 2: I think about that all the time. Like no shade,

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Speaker 2: I think Beyonce truly is deserving of all of the

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Speaker 2: I bet you there's just an ugo that would serve

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Speaker 3: You don't think there's a bitch working at Marshall's who could.

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Speaker 2: Just just nail every dance move in a way that

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Speaker 3: She is hanging up three xcel Echo shirts right now.

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Speaker 2: And not new Echo, not Echo that they're trying to

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Speaker 3: Stretched out off brand. Were you an Echo guy? Were you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 2: God damn right, I was an Echo guy. That rhino.

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Speaker 2: I kept a Rhino on my chest.

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Speaker 3: I had Echo shoes it one boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't do that. No, don't do that to me.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that to me. Don't let me. Don't have

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Speaker 2: Hey, it didn't take it that far. I let Mark

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Speaker 2: Echo into my.

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Speaker 3: Heart, not my feet, you know what I mean. I

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Speaker 2: Oh you had to have listen. There were those were

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if they were available on the website.

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Speaker 3: You know it wasn't a foot locker, that's for goddamn sure.

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Speaker 2: Hell no. Can you imagine going up to one of

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Speaker 2: I'll take a pair of Mark Echo sneakers in size

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a do you do they run big?

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Speaker 3: I need to know if these run wide?

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Speaker 2: Give me your irregular Mark echos please.

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Speaker 3: I hate you remembered my shoe sides.

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Speaker 2: You told me like eight minutes ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I thought it had gone down. I'm

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Speaker 2: And we were so excited because we get to we

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Speaker 2: We get to listen and to listen to you, the

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Speaker 2: the the bullshit that you've made up in your lives.

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Speaker 3: I love to hear the stupid things you think.

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Speaker 2: We we care deeply about the stupid things you think.

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Speaker 3: Your dumb shit, you losers.

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Speaker 2: You fucking dueves. Oh and that is true. Oh, it

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Speaker 2: just reminded us that after years, I would say, years

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, after years of discussion and doubt, we finally landed.

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Speaker 2: If you are a fan of this show, you will

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Speaker 3: Brough. I got excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Little Mama's is now what she'll be

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Speaker 3: Come on popping my little school. All the boys be jocking,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta get one of them T shirts with

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Speaker 2: Jay Z, Alicia Keys and you idiots standing back to back.

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Speaker 3: I do want to say I thought that was cool.

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Speaker 2: You thought what Little Mama did was cool?

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Speaker 3: I did think that was cool.

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Speaker 2: Say more, go ahead and explain that to me.

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Speaker 3: They were doing the things. She's from New York, she

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know she doesn't belong there.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I just listen. I love a grandstand, right,

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Speaker 3: I love I love I love a large display of emotion.

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Speaker 3: I okay, maybe not maybe cool isn't what I mean

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Speaker 2: Okay, I get why. I can I can like she

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Speaker 3: Front, they were going come on, and it was still

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Speaker 2: I will acknowledge that this was in the height of

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say the height of Little Mama, but it

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Speaker 2: sort of like success right, Like she wasn't a complete

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Speaker 2: out pretty conclusively. I'm not still planning to hear a

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Speaker 3: I think that's the difference between us is still And

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Speaker 3: like I said, I'm a loyal fan. I still believe

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Speaker 2: Then, And so I guess when you say a loyal fan,

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Speaker 2: you are acknowledging that you were and continue to be

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Speaker 3: Rest in peace to Hazelose.

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Speaker 2: So okay, uh, that again, I think that's where we

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Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: I was never a Low Mama fan. I was at

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Speaker 2: best tolerant of.

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Speaker 3: Don't you come over here judging me as a Bruno

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Speaker 3: Mars fan. Bruno Mars, you talk to me like that.

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Speaker 2: Bruno Mars puts on a better show than any living artists.

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Speaker 2: And and I dare you to prove me wrong.

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Speaker 3: That said.

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Speaker 2: Asaid, I don't think anybody's saying that about Low Mama.

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Speaker 2: I think they're all like, yeah, that.

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Speaker 3: Was that's Bro. I did. I did. I was on,

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Speaker 3: I was on I'm on tour right now, and my

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Speaker 3: opener is a big Bruno Mars guy, and he did

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Speaker 2: Shit, bro, twenty four Magic, twenty four carry Magic is

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Speaker 2: It's insane? Just play the album.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen him live? Yeah? How many? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was on Mally and I cried. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 3: You cried.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, wow. And they's just having so much fun.

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Speaker 2: He's so little, he's so little, and all his friends

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Speaker 2: are just big black dudes who seem like cool guys.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's just the best.

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Speaker 3: It's very similar to my life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It was just like, ah, man, this is just a

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Speaker 2: little a little Filipino dude hanging out with his buddies. Hawaiian.

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Speaker 3: What is he?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Jerry, And what the fuck is Brunie?

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Speaker 2: I don't know where. You know he's from Hawaii, right,

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Speaker 2: he's from Hawaii. But I feel like there's other mixes

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Speaker 2: I root for motherfuckers having fun. I do genuinely try

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Speaker 3: She was having a good time.

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Speaker 2: I think she had a great time. I just don't

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Speaker 3: I literally only know the one song My.

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Speaker 2: Lip Gloss, And then there's the uh she had that

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Speaker 2: other one the chicken wouldn't no chicken noodle soup? Wasn't her?

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Speaker 3: Right? That was another girl. She was funny too. One

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Speaker 2: We got an email from who I assume is also

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Speaker 2: a pervert. A person named Alexandria. Alexandria sent us an email.

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Speaker 2: The subject line reads, headlights mean death and they specified

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Speaker 2: this is a motherfucking mini episode thing, and you don't

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Speaker 2: it's not gonna be because you declared it in the

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Speaker 2: subject line of your email. Alexandria, if that's in your.

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Speaker 3: Real name, I mean, we're doing it now, but later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, we're following you right now. But that's

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Speaker 3: That's a coincidence, you bitch.

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Speaker 2: Alexandria says hi, y'all. Firstly, I was recommended the podcast

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Speaker 2: and April and began listening from the first episode. It

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Speaker 2: is the end. It is the end of September, and

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Speaker 2: I'm already caught up to February of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 2: So y'all good or whatever. Langstey were fantastic hosts solo,

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Speaker 2: and the show has only been made more hilarious by

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Speaker 2: David's co hosting. Also shout out to Olivia. We stand

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Speaker 2: a research queen. Greetings, salutations, sorrows, sorrows, prayers.

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Speaker 3: To be fair, Langston does the research.

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Speaker 2: I do. I do a fair amount of the research,

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Speaker 2: but I do want to give Olivia her credit. She

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Speaker 2: out to Olivia, but not too big of a shout out.

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Speaker 2: She ain't doing that much of that research work.

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Speaker 3: You all the steak. I'm the sizzle, buddy.

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Speaker 2: You're like that that onion volcano at the Hibachi restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I'm on fire.

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Speaker 2: I distinctly, I wasn't gonna say it. I thought maybe

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Speaker 3: No, yo, I mean, it's like night's like I like

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Speaker 2: Still ain't flashing my lights, Alexandria.

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Speaker 3: White bitch, get fucked.

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Speaker 2: My favorite part of that video that we never really

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Speaker 3: No, that sucks. If I went to that concert, I

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Speaker 2: Right because you didn't come for Alphonso Roberto. Of course

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Speaker 3: No one has ever gone to a concert for Alfon.

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Speaker 3: Nobody is like maybe Carleton's gonna come on right, and

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Speaker 2: Even in the height of the Fresh Prince, you if

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Speaker 3: Because you know that Carlton can't rap right, or maybe

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Speaker 2: Oh that he's like a better rapper and Will Smith

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Speaker 3: I've often felt that Carlton was the hero of that

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Speaker 2: I'm not fighting this. I will say that that if

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Speaker 2: Think Will was getting getting served up storylines that centered him.

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Speaker 3: Always Carlton? What's Will's dance? I'm saying. And also Carlton

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Speaker 3: Will was a bad cousin to Carlton, Carlton was a

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Speaker 3: good cousin to Will.

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Speaker 2: Carlton was gonna murder somebody.

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Speaker 3: Figure he had to blame me on him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he really was gonna use it.

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Speaker 3: He was gonna shoot a man. Will was never gonna

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Speaker 2: Will left him in the in MacArthur Park. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's so funny because when I moved to LA I

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Speaker 2: And I wouldn't I keep my gun away in Macarloy.

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Speaker 3: But I just say that all that to say, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll find a vera cool guy.

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Speaker 3: Will Smith has been a tough time And listen, I

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Speaker 3: Oh did you Yeah, I have to take a walk

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Speaker 2: Well it's called something stupid, right, It's called like Will

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Speaker 3: It's like, Bro, the problem with it is like this

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Speaker 3: nigga can't stop being a movie star. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 2: I've long had that issue. I think with where Will

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Speaker 2: I I don't need you to sell me on you anymore.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 2: I'm such a big fan. Just be a person.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't you know, you could be a bad guy.

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Speaker 3: You made Independence Day? Yeah, I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I bro I I showed up for Men in

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Speaker 2: Black two and three knowing that ship was going to

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Speaker 2: be a come on just because I like you.

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Speaker 3: I low key like three come on and kind of

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Speaker 3: like it. What was that?

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Speaker 2: What was that eight pounds I advocated for that movie?

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Speaker 3: Now you don't get it. Every single baby, come on,

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Speaker 3: come on it is I was in there. I love you,

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Speaker 3: I love you, and this is I met this man.

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Speaker 3: I've met him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've canodled.

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Speaker 3: We canoodled. We touched each other for sure in a

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Speaker 3: weird way, but like you know, I know what the

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Speaker 3: DIA smells like, Like what do you guys do? Fu

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Speaker 3: fuck boys?

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Speaker 2: Little mamas? Yeah what they are?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm sorry, little mama's.

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Speaker 2: Where do you had you heard of this conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 3: I had? I had. I had heard it when I

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Speaker 3: I had heard. So that's why when it came up

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Speaker 2: It, And when you heard it, it was specifically saying

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Speaker 3: There was like it was like that, and then there

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Speaker 3: Like I don't think.

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Speaker 2: They're Yeah, they're not coming up with fun gangs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like they're like double guys. Bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah if they're if they're killing you, they're just gonna

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Speaker 3: Not. Yeah, they had to like earn it, especially if

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Speaker 3: if you're if it was your family, I get it.

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Speaker 3: But if not, now you're kind of a stupid guy

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Speaker 3: for joining you.

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Speaker 2: I also think that there is sort of like this

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Speaker 2: not there's no like history here, so whatever that initiation

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Speaker 3: And it's like, bro, you ever met a gang member?

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Speaker 3: Now they're currently suck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they're sleepy.

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Speaker 3: Broh, your thirty gang man in what Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're mostly just like pulling their pants up and

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Speaker 3: You're you have children. Yeah, you have children you have

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Speaker 3: to take to school, you fucking idiot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'd all love to leave our kids for

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Speaker 2: for our favorite color.

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Speaker 3: But of course I would love to leave David Junior

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Speaker 3: to bang the Blue. I always wanted. I always thought

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Speaker 3: Mm were It's just like you're in a Latin gang

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Speaker 3: and you're a black dude. WHOA how did this happen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, you grew up in a tough neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Huh. It was bad for you, for sure. It was

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Speaker 3: bad for you. When they talk about be Real from

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Speaker 3: Cypress Hill, he was just a blood but he's Cuban.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting.

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Speaker 2: It is very interesting. It's like that white Kappa, you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Or Yeah, how'd you end up here?

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Speaker 3: Man? We've all seen it. We've all seen them on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: We've all seen him shimmy.

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Speaker 3: Man, he loves it.

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Speaker 2: That's said you you grew up hearing this. You certainly

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Speaker 2: said it was specifically white people warning you of it.

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Speaker 2: So am I to assume then that you were never

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Speaker 2: afraid of this?

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Speaker 3: No, because my mom had always told me you flash

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Speaker 3: your lights because there's a cop.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait that that you want to flash your lights

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Speaker 2: because it oh you're born.

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Speaker 3: You flash a cop. Oh.

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Speaker 2: So this was more of like a camaraderie thing of

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And I trust my mom more than I

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Speaker 2: So wow, let me say this, and I well, first

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Speaker 2: You'll get murdered in order for the cops to meet

444
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Speaker 2: their quota and people to pull over and arrest.

445
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Speaker 3: And shit, that's interesting because that flashy lights when there's

446
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Speaker 3: a cop. I lived by it. That it's kept me

447
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 3: out of tickets. I've come over hill seen somebody flasher

448
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 3: lights and slowed down and there was a cop. Yeah.

449
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: And I feel like we need that, by the way,

450
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 3: we need like shorthand it's important. Yeah.

451
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: I feel like I grew up hearing that, like truckers

452
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 2: on the Expressway would like when they would block off

453
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Speaker 2: or like make it so that it was hard for

454
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Speaker 2: cars to get by. Was part of the reason they

455
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: were doing that was because of police officers that they

456
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: were like essentially forewarning the cars behind them that like, hey,

457
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: there's an officer on the road and you're gonna get

458
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 2: pulled over if you're speeding and shit.

459
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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, and now this is an oak park. Yeah.

460
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Chicago Land area for sure. It felt like, hey,

461
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: maybe the truckers are are helping us out by helping

462
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: to slow down the traffic a little bit.

463
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Speaker 3: What's funny about that is that I don't trust people.

464
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 3: I don't trust trucktors. Mmm. I'm very afraid of them

465
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 3: as a group. Yeah, I don't.

466
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: I trust them in the same way that I trust

467
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 2: like orangutans, you know what I mean?

468
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 3: Where No, I don't know what you mean at all.

469
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: I think they're big old idiots. I think they're big

470
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: old galoops.

471
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: No.

472
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: I think what I'm saying is like, I'm fearful of them,

473
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 2: but I also honor their existence. I'm glad, I'm interested

474
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 2: in them, and I respect them, but I also would

475
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: not want to spend much time with them one on one.

476
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Speaker 3: That makes sense to me.

477
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Speaker 2: I like a wall between us. I guess it's maybe

478
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 2: a good way of putting it.

479
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you don't because you don't seem like a

480
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 3: guy who is a big animal guy. You don't see much.

481
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 2: I love animals, I really yeah, I really like animals.

482
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 2: Life is a cold witch of a woman and doesn't

483
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 2: have any affection towards animals, and no one in her

484
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 2: immediate family does. So I think it's gonna be a

485
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: real uphill battle for us to ever at any point

486
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 2: like have animals.

487
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 3: In our home.

488
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, I love them, and my daughter loves him

489
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 2: a fun time. That's her favorite thing.

490
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 3: Are you guys gonna get like a dog or something?

491
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 2: Or is it I think eventually, yes, I think right

492
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: now she's she's very firm in her footing, and it's

493
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: convinced it's it's not worth it. And I'm traveling too

494
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 2: much to be able to like force a lady to

495
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 2: like wake up dumb early to walk a dog she

496
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: doesn't want. We talked about this before the pod came on,

497
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: but I don't think I've ever listened to what the

498
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: lady is saying back to the child. But she's saying, no,

499
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 2: he's sleeping, and it's a bear.

500
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: It's a.

501
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very it's not don't fat the bear.

502
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 3: No, that's so all. This is funny because I also

503
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 3: don't I'm like your wife, I don't really care for

504
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 3: any Yeah.

505
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 2: No, we've talked about on the pod that you that

506
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: you would murder dogs.

507
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 3: That all right, relax.

508
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 2: That you would curb stomp a hihuahuai.

509
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: Not at all, what's happening. I don't give a ship

510
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 3: about them, and I don't think they give a shit

511
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 3: about us. And that's all I'm saying.

512
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: I agree to disagree. I think that I think that

513
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: they do give a shit about us. I think certain

514
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: animals don't. But but dogs, oh, they give a ship.

515
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 3: They see, that's how we evolved, right, the relationship between

516
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 3: man man and dog that like helped us evolve a lot.

517
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because when men when we were sleeping, they

518
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 3: would like they would throw yeah.

519
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: And that allowed us like to get eight hours, which

520
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: meant that our brains could like develop into something yeah yeah.

521
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also, I also, I will say, to be fair,

522
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 3: to be completely truthful, I think that there might be

523
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 3: a level of the Lady doth protest too much, And

524
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: I think maybe I secretly love them so much that

525
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,239
Speaker 3: I don't want to open it up.

526
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: Oh you're like afraid of the kind of relationship you

527
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: could potentially build with an animal.

528
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 3: It's the same way I feel about magic.

529
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that like you you go to the right

530
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: magic show and suddenly you're a magic guy and your

531
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 2: skin you're good. No, you finally see Chris Angel, Like,

532
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: this is the funk I want to be.

533
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 3: Play you trying to play me? Don't do that to me.

534
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: I met that I'm a fucking.

535
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 2: Mind freeing call me David mind freak bory because I'm in.

536
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 3: I hate this, Like, what did you mean? I bet?

537
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: Like maybe I think that, like ultimately, like maybe I

538
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 3: do believe in horoscopes and things like that. That's why

539
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 3: I rejected so hard.

540
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: I could see that I've I've long maintained that I'm

541
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 2: not one hundred percent sure that like ghosts and witchcraft

542
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 2: and all of that stuff doesn't exist. But as long

543
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: as long as I don't welcome it into my life,

544
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 2: as long as I don't fuck around with ouiji boards

545
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: and spirits and hell you know, fucking uh what's her name?

546
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: Bloody Mary and ship and I'll be fine if I

547
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: start dipping my toe these ships are going to start

548
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 2: showing up.

549
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I see I seen a ghost one time.

550
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Whoa, what were you doing?

551
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 3: Nigga? It was fucked up. I wouldn't do it anything

552
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 3: I was in. I was in my room and I

553
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 3: went to bed. We had been partying that night, and

554
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 3: I went to bed, and then my friend David, I

555
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 3: thought it looked like him, so I like, I woke

556
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: up and he was standing in the corner and like

557
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 3: you couldn't see anything, but it felt like the light

558
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: of his phone was coming up. I was like, David,

559
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: get out of my room. And then he didn't say nothing.

560
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 3: I was like, nigg get out of my room. And

561
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 3: I woke up and I turned the light on because

562
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 3: I was gonna fight him, and then there was nobody there.

563
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: God damn.

564
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fucked.

565
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: That gave me chills.

566
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty awful.

567
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: I hated that. Fuck I hated that story top to bottom.

568
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 4: Ah.

569
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like it either, man, God damn. Yeah,

570
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: it sucked. It sucked.

571
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I've never had that.

572
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 3: That was like that Will Miles story.

573
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, when Will told us that real fucked up.

574
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: So I don't even remember what it was. I had

575
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 2: to put it out of my mind.

576
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: It was it was. I mean, well you can hear

577
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 3: it if you sign up for a big money Players

578
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 3: platinum diamond. I don't know the difference between the all right.

579
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 2: It's it's big money Players uncut gems.

580
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: You can.

581
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: You can see Will Miles tell a really haunting story

582
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: about his family being I think abducted by alienation. Sure, sure, yeah,

583
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: oh that's what it was.

584
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: Because he was like, that's why I'm so weird, Will.

585
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 3: It is weird in the most hilarious way. He's a

586
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 3: very weird guy. You weird guy. I think this has

587
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: been like forty minutes.

588
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we've long exceeded our quota for many episodes.

589
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: But I will say, if we can wrap this bad

590
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: boy up effectively, Alexandria, it sounds like, while this is

591
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: probably a very popular conspiracy certainly where you guys are from,

592
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,239
Speaker 2: it may be more rooted in a type of like

593
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: manipulation and in propaganda than it is like an actual thing.

594
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 2: I don't think the gangs are waiting until you flash

595
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: their lights to murder you or your family.

596
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 3: This is stupid. Yeah, but I like you.

597
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you seem like a nice a nice lady Alexandria,

598
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: and thanks for listening. Yeah, that's nice of you.

599
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 3: We did it.

600
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: We did it.

601
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: Do you have do you? I'm taking it now? Do

602
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 3: you have anythig that you want to tell the people about?

603
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: Well?

604
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: Boy, am I glad you took it? Uh? Yeah, if

605
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: you want to see me live, uh, October twentieth through

606
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: the twenty first, I'll be a Dead Crow Comedy Room

607
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: in Wilmington, North Carolina, and then November tenth and eleventh,

608
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: I'll be in Burlington all the the incton's I'm visiting

609
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: right now. October tenth and eleventh, I'll be in Burlington,

610
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 2: Vermont for the Vermont Comedy Club, and then finally November

611
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: seventeenth through eighteenth, I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas.

612
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 2: I would love to see you at all of those,

613
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 2: and as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman.

614
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: I'm David Bori, go to I'm on the Aluminum, don't lie.

615
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm on tour right now. You can see me at Springfield,

616
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: Missouri October twelfth, Saint Louis, Missouri, October thirteenth and fourteenth,

617
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 3: New York City October twenty first, Worcestern, Massachusetts, October twenty second,

618
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Speaker 3: Kansas City, Missouri, twenty fifth, Soup Falls, South Dakota October

619
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Speaker 3: twenty sixth, and then Minneapolis, Minnesota, October twenty seventh and

620
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Speaker 3: twenty eighth. Please come, I really it's nice to see you, guys.

621
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: I love that you buy merchandise for me so my

622
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 3: baby can eat.

623
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: You gotta feed his baby, and you gotta buy the

624
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 2: merch to do it. So please go and do that.

625
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: And as always, if you want to send us your

626
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to

627
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: tell us what the real initiations are for gangs, send

628
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: it all to mymama pod at gmail dot com. We

629
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: would love to hear from you. And apparently we are

630
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: mirror a whisper, a small little drip drop away from

631
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 2: hitting the two thousand subscribers on YouTube. I don't know

632
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: which is not great. I don't think either of us

633
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: are excited about it, but we are. I guess form

634
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 2: we are. We are legally obligated to encourage you to

635
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: keep subscribing. Yeah, so subscribe, I guess keep subscribing. And uh,

636
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 2: and that's that's the whole thing. Bye, bitch.

637
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: Well, the fucking mini your soul Mani EVI so well,

638
00:35:54,360 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: the fucking mini your sol well, the fucking Minnie Self

639
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: Mini episode, all the fucking Mini ever Self

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Speaker 3: Mhm