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Speaker 1: bring up comedy without speaking this guy's name. He has
Speaker 1: toward the world with the likes of people like Easy
Speaker 1: E Dr Dre and not only just easy to dr Dre.
Speaker 1: He opened up for n w A and I heard
Speaker 1: he got kicked out that toll. How are you so
Speaker 1: wild get kicked out that tour? The man has a religion,
Speaker 1: living legend. He's been around people like Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy,
Speaker 1: had befit them, had people pop Daddy survived it all
Speaker 1: pretty pulled out a gun on show and all that
Speaker 1: and all that. When people say, uh, the gangster of comedy,
Speaker 1: I always think of him today. You know, I'd like
Speaker 1: to be good at my research, so I hate everybody
Speaker 1: that I would think of respectful journalists. And I asked,
Speaker 1: you know anything, you know, I'm what's up with t K?
Speaker 1: And every single person said, he's the gangster of comedy?
Speaker 1: And then he turned when he turned his life around,
Speaker 1: he's living righteous and he's funny as a motherfucker. Recently,
Speaker 1: I just went to his show. I was in stitches.
Speaker 1: Let's make some noise for tea to the motherfucking k. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta got here. Over there. That's a glass, thank you.
Speaker 1: Just now, t K? Now, what are you wanna drink?
Speaker 1: I'm not I swore when you was at the show.
Speaker 1: I swore he was drinking vodka. You said, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I was drinking Grandma. Yeah, so it wasn't clear, like
Speaker 1: you know, it's a dark you know, it depends on
Speaker 1: my mood. Okay. To me, I thought I felt like
Speaker 1: he was a vodka drinker. No, no, okay, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like it was a little okay, yeah, because you
Speaker 1: know why, you know, when you're when real niggas drink
Speaker 1: brown brown. Look at me, don't make some noise me
Speaker 1: asking for what champion gold. Just let let let's break
Speaker 1: this down. How long have you officially been doing you know,
Speaker 1: if nothing before? I asked you that when at what
Speaker 1: age did you start? What age did you know that
Speaker 1: you had the ability to make people laugh? Well, I
Speaker 1: started comedy and when I was twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: so it comedy to me is not like most comedients.
Speaker 1: Comedy to me was a hustle. I saw that I
Speaker 1: could make money doing what I was doing, so I
Speaker 1: took it and and flipped it and became good at it.
Speaker 1: And then you know, once you know that you can
Speaker 1: make money at something, you know, it became theraputic. Putting
Speaker 1: the big boys over, you know, it became theraputic. It
Speaker 1: became it changed my life in so many ways, because
Speaker 1: I had, like my mother my brother storry to cut
Speaker 1: you off, so you didn't know, like in your teens
Speaker 1: you have had people were laughing. But I wasn't a
Speaker 1: class clown. You know. I'm a straight a student. You
Speaker 1: know I went to the Olympic Trials and trying to
Speaker 1: feel it's not a high school in New Jersey. Um um,
Speaker 1: because you're from New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey. J
Speaker 1: know then what happened? Thank you so much. Can't got
Speaker 1: here for the kifts. Come on now for the kids.
Speaker 1: I get to I get to take your shot glass
Speaker 1: out all I need. But when before we go, everybody
Speaker 1: has to sign this for me? Okay the day, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll do that. That's what I'm talking about. We usually
Speaker 1: drink those down. One thing I want to say before
Speaker 1: the show start. Since y'all getting money, the next time
Speaker 1: I come on the show, can you give me a
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Speaker 1: it it sounds. It has these users to have a studio,
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Speaker 1: worked besides the vocal bullas and the crazy ship is
Speaker 1: when you so you would never both ship this vocable
Speaker 1: like you were bullshit outside the lands, but when you
Speaker 1: get him in to do your verse, you would do
Speaker 1: your verse and get out. So we first came here,
Speaker 1: he was all sat back and thought about the chairs.
Speaker 1: I was like, these people gonna get the best interview
Speaker 1: because they're gonna be uncomfortable and one in the setisode,
Speaker 1: but are the same typing. They're gonna want to want
Speaker 1: to give the best interview. Like Buster came on here
Speaker 1: and was like, Yeah, I want to do a better
Speaker 1: interview than such and such such a but salute to U.
Speaker 1: T came motherfucking Curtis Drink for being on a drink chat.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do this for months, so so
Speaker 1: twenty three, so what what what made you say I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this now? A man hired me for a
Speaker 1: birthday party. I did the birthday party. He bowled the
Speaker 1: money up. You know, I didn't know your comedy. I
Speaker 1: did a comedy show like an audition for beginners at
Speaker 1: the comedy store, and that particular night, Easy I Cube
Speaker 1: and Dr J Caine to see me perform, because I
Speaker 1: meant Easy at the Bobby Brown concert with so what
Speaker 1: years is this week? This is like the height of
Speaker 1: just the height of end of it. Easy. It just
Speaker 1: came out with me want Easy hold on? How much
Speaker 1: cocaine said that Bobby Brown party? You know what, it
Speaker 1: wasn't the party, it was a concert. How much Cocaine's
Speaker 1: in the background. Yeah, but he was with Teena Marie
Speaker 1: and I saw this little motherfucker walking with a Jerry
Speaker 1: Currol and they put the song on because they didn't
Speaker 1: have comedians during that time. It was intermission. They want
Speaker 1: to do the only comment that I didn't stand up
Speaker 1: most of just got a gentlemanly Alex Thomas that did it.
Speaker 1: But I didn't most of all the season on video
Speaker 1: probably so yeah. So I asked Easy, I asked Easy
Speaker 1: going tour with him. He said they needed to see
Speaker 1: me perform him ice cubes and that's easy. Yeah. Everybody
Speaker 1: ever want to after you went on this party, you
Speaker 1: said your dad did a party. Somebody hied you for
Speaker 1: a party, right, and the Easy Store at that party,
Speaker 1: you know yea. So we had the audition at the
Speaker 1: comedy store. So the guy was there and Easy that
Speaker 1: was dead same night. The man loved me so much
Speaker 1: he had me for a party, like about a week later.
Speaker 1: I did the party, bawled the money up and I
Speaker 1: didn't look at it. I just put in my pocket.
Speaker 1: I'm driving on the way home. When I got home
Speaker 1: over there was seven hundred. This is it to work?
Speaker 1: Who was respected like a couple of hundred, Like a
Speaker 1: couple of hundred. Yeah, okay, So I described this, you
Speaker 1: stepped to easy. And this is because this was like
Speaker 1: the first time West Coast artist was making a national tour, right,
Speaker 1: I believe run DMC was the people. Nobody from the
Speaker 1: West Coast, nobody from the work. It wasn't yet t
Speaker 1: was early too, was okay, but yeah he was. But
Speaker 1: he did in w put everybody on the map so
Speaker 1: that he was working. But then it was after that
Speaker 1: national tour that so you stepped too easy and you
Speaker 1: say what you need, you need to let me open
Speaker 1: up for you. I was just gangster with you know.
Speaker 1: But during that time, I was so confident in my
Speaker 1: material that I did that to everybody, you know. I
Speaker 1: did that the Teddy Rolly and Guy. I did that
Speaker 1: to Frankie Beverly and Maze. I did that ship with
Speaker 1: the Whisper. Yeah, I did all that with everybody, you know,
Speaker 1: Keith Sweat, like Mary Jay Blinde, like the lists go
Speaker 1: on and impatting about But but but let's just because
Speaker 1: you think that everybo It's just that I represent myself
Speaker 1: a manager even to this day, to this day, to
Speaker 1: this day, so I do everything. I'm the ballet. I
Speaker 1: have to get all the one but everybody can describe
Speaker 1: we're great. But they were a gangsters like Easy and
Speaker 1: Dr Joss this time. So I just want to I
Speaker 1: just want to kind of you this moment. So you
Speaker 1: told him let me be on tour. He goes he
Speaker 1: couldn't have just he said, I'm gonna let you see
Speaker 1: you before he said, yo, I'm gonna come say. He
Speaker 1: was the one of the coolest motherfucker's I've ever met, man,
Speaker 1: one of the coolest. And I learned so much during
Speaker 1: that tour because that's the first time I took a
Speaker 1: bit with me on tour, because I've been to play
Speaker 1: with my whole life. So I rolled up on a
Speaker 1: girl in Kansas City and take it with me. So
Speaker 1: we get to the next city. I'm the first act.
Speaker 1: I gotta be at the mic check. I noticed the
Speaker 1: girl didn't come back, by the way, so you know
Speaker 1: she was the hotel. I'm not knowing what's going on
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning. Easy, not something my door,
Speaker 1: he said, I come out. He said, your Randy funk,
Speaker 1: your grand Every time my se to this day I
Speaker 1: got a little slight. Was not that I hate, no,
Speaker 1: because that was the first time that ever happened to mine.
Speaker 1: And I know what that that that feels like you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So Easy falls in the hallway
Speaker 1: roles just laughing, and so I'm trying to be a man.
Speaker 1: I have to throw a bitch out the room because
Speaker 1: that's what motherfucker's supposed to do. Crazy story. So how
Speaker 1: how about that role? Because I also see, um, I've
Speaker 1: seen an interview with you just describing that tour, just
Speaker 1: saying that because moving from the movie. In the movie,
Speaker 1: I've seen you do an interview and you started to
Speaker 1: describe that tour. So that was that, tokay, describe that tour?
Speaker 1: I did. We want to get into a hot see
Speaker 1: the thing that they didn't show. I thought it would
Speaker 1: have been phenomenon when we first went on tour. Um,
Speaker 1: this when Boom Boxes was still out. So we're We're
Speaker 1: on the plane and Dre is playing the ship w
Speaker 1: a album, No, just playing his music in the plane,
Speaker 1: in the plane loud as loud as fun. The flight
Speaker 1: attendant says, you turn that down, easy, and saying, fuck you, Ben,
Speaker 1: you're laughing on the tailplane, please fasting seatbelts. So we
Speaker 1: are descending and will make an emergency landing. They get
Speaker 1: us all off. The motherfucker playing in Arizona. But easy
Speaker 1: so caked up. He just bought everybody wore tickets and
Speaker 1: we got on another flight boom and was gone. Crazy story.
Speaker 1: I would stayed to put that in the movie, make
Speaker 1: some more easy to be. So besides that, what else
Speaker 1: in that movie did you think that they missed? Because
Speaker 1: you was around early early, and everything about that movie
Speaker 1: was on point. Okay, everything about straight kind was a
Speaker 1: point because Cube did it from his point of view
Speaker 1: and right, and I saw everything that happened. I was
Speaker 1: there to night the Ice Cubla when they didn't pay
Speaker 1: him his money. I knew when that happened. I saw
Speaker 1: with Dr Drake brother head died. But I was a
Speaker 1: little bit horrible than them, right, So even though they
Speaker 1: was they had their little freak session and all that.
Speaker 1: I was just the player of the group. You know,
Speaker 1: I had to go in my room and had my
Speaker 1: bitch or whatever. I ain't gonna being I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do all the group fucking you know that kind of ship,
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm a one on one type of guy,
Speaker 1: and they were kids. I was kids. And it's good
Speaker 1: to see the ground because because because you've got to
Speaker 1: be like six, honey, I'm not six. Ain't good, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. So right, it's not as tall. So
Speaker 1: now what the fund does t k to eat to
Speaker 1: the motherfucking k Doude to get kicked off of our
Speaker 1: fucking you gotta kicked off that got kicked off the
Speaker 1: But here's the crazy, because on was worse than the
Speaker 1: I was worse than in Wright. So we're in okay,
Speaker 1: So we're out this crazy. You gotta remember this is
Speaker 1: before profanity really was able to take everything that was happening.
Speaker 1: That all this is like, we're setting the tone for everything.
Speaker 1: But there was a movie that came out called Mississippi Burning.
Speaker 1: The Mississippi Burners at the show, I said, all the
Speaker 1: black people standing up, they stood up. I said, all
Speaker 1: the white people stand up. I said you've seen the
Speaker 1: movie Mississippi Burner. I said, hang the motherfucker. But the
Speaker 1: promoters who are sensitive because of n w A, because
Speaker 1: they was getting contributors on the FBI said t K.
Speaker 1: Kirkland is trying to sight a riot, so they banned
Speaker 1: me for four cities. Wow, that's why the four cities
Speaker 1: you remember was a Bible belt. I don't know you
Speaker 1: don't remember the cities, but I know that the Cincinnatis, right,
Speaker 1: I know the next one if that was Indiana, So
Speaker 1: I never got but it was that was that would
Speaker 1: have been a phenomenal thing for me. But I made
Speaker 1: the what's so important about the people need to know?
Speaker 1: That night I was the star of America because I
Speaker 1: was on the eleven o'clock news as being the guy
Speaker 1: comedian who stole the shine from one of the hottest
Speaker 1: groups in the world in the w A. And we're
Speaker 1: more controversial. Absolutely absolutely, So let me just ask you
Speaker 1: and then I want to get right back into this
Speaker 1: n w A question. Do you feel like you're the
Speaker 1: first hip hop comedian because definitely, like we have a
Speaker 1: good friend of the show, Jack Throller, and Jack is
Speaker 1: my man. People consider Jack hit Ye for the new generation.
Speaker 1: I just happened to be around for a long time.
Speaker 1: I like what Jack because I always used to tell
Speaker 1: Jack he wasn't funny. But yeah, I'm being honest and
Speaker 1: not in the mean way. Jack wasn't funny. But what
Speaker 1: I try to tell comedians in this business, you got
Speaker 1: to find your own niche and make it work for you.
Speaker 1: And Jack used to go with another name called honey
Speaker 1: Bun in Atlanta, and I said, your nigger, you can't
Speaker 1: be walking around this ship name motherfucker honey Bunn. And
Speaker 1: you go on to Atlanta to Honeybun. He changed his name.
Speaker 1: He's worked hard and now Motherfucker's a start, and you
Speaker 1: consider and in hip hop he's considered the hip hop
Speaker 1: Commedian's considered hip hop comedian. Absolutely think that's just this title?
Speaker 1: Um just do I mean? The world has changed since
Speaker 1: I started. I think comedy and entertainment. Now you don't
Speaker 1: need much to be successful because everything has gotten um.
Speaker 1: The value of a lot of things have gone down.
Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is the way the
Speaker 1: new generation is thinking is not the same as ten
Speaker 1: or fifteen years ago. The social media has truly changed everything.
Speaker 1: This is why Donald Trump was able to pull off
Speaker 1: the biggest upset in the world because of the way
Speaker 1: people think. This is why the the Kadashians are so phenomenal,
Speaker 1: because no one takes the time to really see what's
Speaker 1: going on for as um death and quality packaged death.
Speaker 1: He said that, I'm like, yeah, no, like that, like
Speaker 1: the quality and you really got to give flavor flame
Speaker 1: the prop. Yeah, was the first. He was the first
Speaker 1: started ship first with that one show with all the
Speaker 1: and the thing about them before that year and about
Speaker 1: the people. What fucked you up is that you couldn't
Speaker 1: believe all them bitches was like a flavor flame. No,
Speaker 1: I don't keeping hunting flavors like you know, damn well,
Speaker 1: bitches really ain't like these pitches are spiked over this
Speaker 1: thing like it was. Drake called it kissing this flier
Speaker 1: like you was really tongue in flavor flame and already
Speaker 1: got nine kids. Who is letting this nigg put this
Speaker 1: this is my part of my show? Who raised these bitches?
Speaker 1: This like the flame that these holes don't know who
Speaker 1: they don't they fun anybody bags out here killing them?
Speaker 1: Yeah from big hit stop yes, stop that Niggs. He's
Speaker 1: social media. He didn't need to your motherfucker assigns your
Speaker 1: shirt and then I ain't seen that. I saw Nigga
Speaker 1: the last week with the aside your shirt, I ain't
Speaker 1: seen one hill because big was but he was the
Speaker 1: bigger hit style though. You know that the New York
Speaker 1: thing flavor flavor. No, let me ask you because now
Speaker 1: I asked U Joe, this what I said. When you
Speaker 1: first lay eyes on pun, did you know he was
Speaker 1: a star? And you do you know how big he
Speaker 1: was gonna be? So I have to ask you the
Speaker 1: same question because you know you you were, you were
Speaker 1: the comedian. You was known when you look when you
Speaker 1: first looked at n w A, did you know that
Speaker 1: twenty thirty years later these guys would be having this
Speaker 1: movie or did you just think it was just I
Speaker 1: just thought just for the moment, no one knew where
Speaker 1: that was going. Did you think hip hops for the
Speaker 1: moment or just that group was for the moment? I
Speaker 1: don't think anyone really knew. You get the same saying
Speaker 1: for me to say everybody but everything was against hip hop,
Speaker 1: everything was against hip hop, But for to have lasted
Speaker 1: this long, and what you gotta give credit to Ice
Speaker 1: Cub about is that he outworked everybody that put him on.
Speaker 1: He worked out John Singleton, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He worked, He out worked every motherfucker body. And since
Speaker 1: I was such an introvert, I wish out of hung
Speaker 1: out with them more because they loved me. But by
Speaker 1: me being in the streets, I was hustling. My family
Speaker 1: really were junior mafia out of Philadelphia. Heard James Cole
Speaker 1: and at he's my cousin. So I'm hustling on the street,
Speaker 1: still doing comedy, still confused, not knowing what I want
Speaker 1: to do. But I'm making man, motherfucking money. So I
Speaker 1: wasn't thinking about auditions and all that kind of ship
Speaker 1: because to me, um, I didn't want to put my
Speaker 1: faith in the hands of motherfucker's telling me, yeah, you
Speaker 1: accepted in the TV show or you in the movie.
Speaker 1: I was making too much money on the street to
Speaker 1: deal with that type of ship. So wherever the money was.
Speaker 1: Just like example, they got the name of street after
Speaker 1: me in my hometown, Jersey City, New Jersey, so when
Speaker 1: they called me, I turned it down. Now I'm just
Speaker 1: turned it down because I'm like, if I'm about to
Speaker 1: lose money, I don't give a fuck. So I'm driving,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my daughter. I said, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: my um. They asked for the street after me, t
Speaker 1: K Kirkle now and my baby said, dad, you know
Speaker 1: that's my name too. So when she said that, you know,
Speaker 1: names on streets last forever. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I called them back bone. So it goes down February. Yes.
Speaker 1: My point is you gotta play in the hand that's delt.
Speaker 1: So on that street you could you could sell drugs
Speaker 1: and you do what I want to and it's okay,
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do. In my head, I
Speaker 1: was saying, I can see niggas like, yo, ma, I'm
Speaker 1: on kirk There's a guy I think his name is Campone, Yes,
Speaker 1: has that type whatever like offended? You know see that
Speaker 1: because when I I had a bigger picture than when
Speaker 1: the compone started using games common because I was saying
Speaker 1: that first and he's but I wasn't using it, you know,
Speaker 1: it was it was just a little bit. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to be associated being a gangster. The reason why
Speaker 1: dont want to because I really was a gangster and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have nothing negative about me. As
Speaker 1: I moved through this this journey that we're going on
Speaker 1: based on the past that I'm dealing with because I
Speaker 1: did with a lot of senators, I did a lot
Speaker 1: of mayors and being political. Ye yeah, so I And
Speaker 1: when he did that, I thought it was cool and
Speaker 1: I had nothing against it. I think that that was
Speaker 1: good for him. And I just didn't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of anything that said gangster. So how do
Speaker 1: you with that being said, how do you feel that?
Speaker 1: I tell you at least like seven people I hit,
Speaker 1: all of them said it used to be a gangsters
Speaker 1: a gangster? Like, how do you feel? Do you? Do
Speaker 1: you ever grow out of? Like what's her name? Drea
Speaker 1: Dreya she said on The Purplest Club. She said, don't
Speaker 1: after a while your wholeness get deleted? Like, um, don't
Speaker 1: I thought a while? I stay where you go? Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the thing about credit, you can always pick your credit.
Speaker 1: Think about life, You're always fix your life. And the
Speaker 1: thing about anybody that's listened to this, whatever you're going through,
Speaker 1: you just really grind. Lead the women alone. Until you
Speaker 1: really get on your hustle and your grind, you can
Speaker 1: really achieve. So I left. I was fucking here and there,
Speaker 1: but I had a goal and one of the goals
Speaker 1: was peace of mind. See, once you understand and feel
Speaker 1: peace of mind, you will never let that go for
Speaker 1: no motherfucker about exactly. Yes, everything, So I don't want
Speaker 1: nothing to do with being a gangster. Now, if you
Speaker 1: put me in a situation that I'm thinking about hurting you,
Speaker 1: I'm scared because I know that your sentences. Yes, because
Speaker 1: you know you're about to Well, if you've been in
Speaker 1: front of a judge, when you've been in front of
Speaker 1: a judge, when you've been in front of prosecutors and
Speaker 1: they're trying to the trying to suck you over, I'm
Speaker 1: not really a true I'm sorry you. Stay with you,
Speaker 1: Stay with you, keep what you could vapor teva. Don't
Speaker 1: try to tell people not to pass blunts around, because
Speaker 1: that's how motherfucker's psychology turned gay. Yeah, stopped because nigge
Speaker 1: when niggets passed joints around and he started loosening. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a lot of think that you're driving about.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's shot time, shot time, shot. Take
Speaker 1: a shot at Clia be in white. We don't got
Speaker 1: no shot glasses though, t K good, you got shot glasses? Oh,
Speaker 1: this one. No, that's yours. This is an astra. This
Speaker 1: astraight my brother. So in comedy we we had Danny
Speaker 1: Garcia sitting in the same seat. Is that right box
Speaker 1: of Danny Garcia? And what he said? We asked him,
Speaker 1: how does a person like you know start out being
Speaker 1: a boxer? Yes, and he said that anybody could be
Speaker 1: a box you just gotta go. But you just you know,
Speaker 1: um worst you got. Don't know. What he said registered
Speaker 1: as a yes, the word anybody can be a box
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying. So how does a
Speaker 1: one start being a comedian? How does this class clown
Speaker 1: that is in the crowd talkers yelling at missing which
Speaker 1: he wasn't He wasn't he wasn't. No, I wasn't see
Speaker 1: but everybody has their own story. Yes, so and that's
Speaker 1: the person start. How does the person I can't really
Speaker 1: speak for someone else because I don't know their journey
Speaker 1: is based on their journey. They could have been a
Speaker 1: class clown, they could have been a supervisor, they could
Speaker 1: have been a cutting heir of barbershop. And someone said, yo,
Speaker 1: you need to start doing stand up comedy. But a
Speaker 1: lot of people can't make the transition from being a
Speaker 1: class clown to going on stage, or you can make
Speaker 1: it and just become a regular motherfucker at work in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Or do you want to become national or
Speaker 1: do you want the world to know who you are?
Speaker 1: And that takes time, so you gotta have the whole
Speaker 1: total package. Now, it's Kevin Hart funny. Now. When I
Speaker 1: said this on The Breakfast Club earlier this year, I said,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hot, wasn't funny, And let me spring to what
Speaker 1: I mean by that, still ain't funny, But he said
Speaker 1: he's still He's still not funny. But let's stay to
Speaker 1: what I mean when people because people in this generation
Speaker 1: you'll take ship and run and talk about hand but
Speaker 1: not just you know what you mean. My point is
Speaker 1: I never used to watch that. I never watched another
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. The purpose of reason why I never
Speaker 1: watched another stand up comedian because I don't want to
Speaker 1: see what they're talking about. Because when you're watch another
Speaker 1: comedy they say something funny, you will somehow, some way
Speaker 1: be in another city and Mexican comedy and boom, she
Speaker 1: just comes out and just come out now the wrong person.
Speaker 1: See that's Williams said. When they was, they say, oh
Speaker 1: he's so so and so bid just whatever. I don't know, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, no, no, no, no, this is wherever. That's good.
Speaker 1: That was lou Yeah, that was like that. So one night, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm laning in bed and Kevin Hart comes on. I
Speaker 1: thought he came in your room. No, that's I told you.
Speaker 1: Wasn't you let that out? Sharing the blood? Who Kevin?
Speaker 1: It was funny than a mother. What do you talk about?
Speaker 1: I think it was the first one when he was um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know the outfit. I don't know the name
Speaker 1: of the show. I'm minding Nick was funny. I couldn't
Speaker 1: to the country, go back on any show and say
Speaker 1: that because the type of person I down, somebody would
Speaker 1: have said, ah, he's just trying to ride, trying to
Speaker 1: ride stick. But yes, I would love to make the
Speaker 1: kind of money Kevin Hart makes. Really, nobody knows how
Speaker 1: much money I have because I come from a different error.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just a little clear, and I have
Speaker 1: a farmer's mentality, and the farmers mentality is you never
Speaker 1: show what you really make, showing your chicken exactly because
Speaker 1: you're coming to We come from a different error. You
Speaker 1: know when people that I hang with you pull a
Speaker 1: camera duck exactly. Speaker was the leap like a mom
Speaker 1: getting ready to shooner. Let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: always nervous of an artist, artist who's nervous of a
Speaker 1: camera because I know he was raised like me. Because
Speaker 1: you get my first interviews, I'll be like this I'm
Speaker 1: talking about I didn't loose en up to two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yes we can do. So we'll be like we ain't
Speaker 1: take pritures that no part picture of me doing this
Speaker 1: ship no, no, no, no, no, no pictures. But this
Speaker 1: generation is growing up now now comedy and hip hop
Speaker 1: has a very similar type of thing. Where as this
Speaker 1: certain comedians who won't respect another comedian if a comedian
Speaker 1: had helped writing his jokes like ghostwriters like ghost is
Speaker 1: that true? You know what? I don't know because I
Speaker 1: don't see you always the ghostwriter. But it's not that
Speaker 1: I don't really funk with comedians, not in a bad way.
Speaker 1: What I mean, I don't hang up with nobody. I
Speaker 1: can't say not one comedian is my friend. Sign Mike
Speaker 1: eppsto early, I put my gaps on you put Mike
Speaker 1: up so let's I packed. My guests are n DL hugely,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Sure did Sandra Buck I
Speaker 1: used to manage, but that's a whole, that's a story
Speaker 1: we need see. The company that I had was called
Speaker 1: Autistry Management out of New York City, but Sane was
Speaker 1: a comedian. Got Sandra Bullogan, actress, but we had it
Speaker 1: before she blew up and um so with Sandra Bullock
Speaker 1: and my company was called Autistry Management with David Cleanman
Speaker 1: and Tommy Chestero. So we had two white guys frightened.
Speaker 1: I'm the nigga with the money, but I was catching cases.
Speaker 1: So I really couldn't be out there being exposed because
Speaker 1: didn't nobody would want to suck with us. So as
Speaker 1: you just went on and people started growing, Mike when
Speaker 1: his way, deal went his way, saying you went away,
Speaker 1: and it was it was just good to know I
Speaker 1: was part of their journey. What did you do? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did you exactly do for for Mike? Um? Because
Speaker 1: I remember me first seeing Mike. He's with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See the thing that Mike guess was I watched him
Speaker 1: for two years before I put him on. You know,
Speaker 1: I watched him in Uptown and I said, Yo, I
Speaker 1: need you to come and move to New York. And
Speaker 1: he packed the ship, came to New York City and
Speaker 1: he hung out with my dearest friend at the time
Speaker 1: with nicker name TC. But Mike had some issues, had
Speaker 1: some problems doing this thing, and so I let Mike go.
Speaker 1: TC stayed with Mike next to you know, Chris Tucker
Speaker 1: didn't want to do Fridays no more. Ice Q went
Speaker 1: after Mike Gap because comedy shows and then boom the
Speaker 1: rest of history. So I've seen him every now and then.
Speaker 1: It's good to see that Mike got us together and
Speaker 1: making paper doing this thing. It's a beautiful thing about
Speaker 1: the fact. Damn about Sandra Bulley. Let's how does that
Speaker 1: Sandra Bull? You know that's the same set. Yeah, Sandra
Speaker 1: Bully got your bullet got lucky. She was just a
Speaker 1: regular actress and she got lucky to meet you know,
Speaker 1: she got her career, got lucky. And let's gone what
Speaker 1: I mean? And this is behind the storage. Sure you
Speaker 1: don't know, um servestors too long had a sexual harassment
Speaker 1: case against a woman who first started in speed and
Speaker 1: they fired her second running up with Sandra Bullet. Sandra
Speaker 1: Bullet got her bright boom. The rest is history. So
Speaker 1: you was involved in her all that, right? She was absolutely,
Speaker 1: he was lucky in y. So everybody who's looking around,
Speaker 1: like then when I should tell the story to that,
Speaker 1: I tkdn man end is that? But I was. It's
Speaker 1: a thing called lane and cut or an investor who's
Speaker 1: not known. I'm that kind of guy, you know. I
Speaker 1: do that even to this day. I put concerts and
Speaker 1: stuff together, like the Coach concert I put together that
Speaker 1: I couldn't get on the show was sent Entertainer concert
Speaker 1: and Cincinnati, Ohio. Me and my street niggers put it together.
Speaker 1: And he from no, no, no, he's St. Louis, St. Louis. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but but the story that happened with said is when
Speaker 1: they found that I was on the show, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to go on if I'm on the shower like I
Speaker 1: bring that you let the bust the rhund. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: body that motherfucker he bust a rhynd. But he made
Speaker 1: my crew and I signed a piece of paper that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go on the show. On the show that
Speaker 1: I was, yeah right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is
Speaker 1: the thing. And and Keenan Keenan Damon Wayne said it
Speaker 1: best to me. He said, t K, don't look at
Speaker 1: anybody trying to hate on you. It's just that you're
Speaker 1: that money. No one really wants to go on after you.
Speaker 1: And when you take your ego out of the car
Speaker 1: and understand, you know, yeah, I want to be on
Speaker 1: everybody's show, but I'm going to go on the show
Speaker 1: and rock your motherfucking ass, which is not good if
Speaker 1: a comedian keep trying to do his thing. So we
Speaker 1: was in the Bay Area and this was a hip
Speaker 1: hop show, but Donald Mars is the reagae tone time
Speaker 1: and Donald Mark gave the promoter back his money and said,
Speaker 1: I Am not going on if Norry comes on before me.
Speaker 1: Like nobody didn't want that. And the more it came
Speaker 1: to me and was like yo, please, like you gotta
Speaker 1: close the show. He doesn't want to. And at first
Speaker 1: I was mad, right, but then like later on in life,
Speaker 1: I realized that, you know, because you know, Donald Marr
Speaker 1: is not looking at it like in San Francisco. He's
Speaker 1: looking at it like this is America. He's on America,
Speaker 1: and so he all all great artists had that story.
Speaker 1: I think the one that that that um racism something's
Speaker 1: and Cat Williams. I hear this one Cat Williams in St.
Speaker 1: Louis at the Ambassador, and we both want the show,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to go on before me, but he's
Speaker 1: the headliner. I already know what I'm getting ready to.
Speaker 1: I don't get ready bring that motherfucker fire. I don't
Speaker 1: give an who it is. So I go on stage
Speaker 1: and destroyed a bit before him. Before him, Cat comes out,
Speaker 1: he can't follow it, so he throws a mink code
Speaker 1: in the audience and gets like about ten fifteen people
Speaker 1: hundred out of bills and walks off the stage. But
Speaker 1: I definitely I'm still that we're still making money. But
Speaker 1: then they can make a two hundred thousand a night.
Speaker 1: So you can tell me who really want? And I
Speaker 1: still really want and and and is that something that
Speaker 1: because because as a person that like I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of comedy, like like just a fan of waking up
Speaker 1: in the morning they laughing, and you knowing that you're
Speaker 1: funnier than I don't want to say half I want
Speaker 1: to say. So does that get frustrating or is that
Speaker 1: like motivation? It depends on what you're doing. You see
Speaker 1: in this journey in life. No matter what you do,
Speaker 1: you really got to find out why you're here. And
Speaker 1: I know why I'm here. I'm here to help people,
Speaker 1: whether they blow up to be bigger to me, because
Speaker 1: one day I got mad and did something for a
Speaker 1: comedian and my mom, God bless her, she said, did
Speaker 1: you do it from your heart or did you expect
Speaker 1: something from it? And I always said that when I
Speaker 1: said it to her, I said, I did from my heart,
Speaker 1: but my mom was like ship, I wanted something in return.
Speaker 1: But as I became a man, I realized it was
Speaker 1: really from my heart. Like one of the things I'm
Speaker 1: working on now and I want everybody to know it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get with the connection I have with
Speaker 1: Senator and before Obamaly's office, I'm trying to get big
Speaker 1: big meeting them pardon before before January second. So I
Speaker 1: was working out now been the underwood. Her father is
Speaker 1: locked up, she's she's fighting hard. He was a part
Speaker 1: of his career and all these people have been locked
Speaker 1: up for like twenty some years. And the thing is,
Speaker 1: I waited late to try to do this, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's definitely gonna happen with big meeting
Speaker 1: but I had to have the connections to make it happen.
Speaker 1: Because when we was talking about my street name Senator
Speaker 1: of New Jersey, Mrs Bland is a heavyweight out in
Speaker 1: New Jersey, and we were just talking like we're talking now,
Speaker 1: and I said, I wanted to know if y'a could
Speaker 1: do me a favor, and it was like what Mr Kirk,
Speaker 1: I said, let's get meats in them, partner. I don't
Speaker 1: know them. I did the show for him once, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, It's just that they name came
Speaker 1: to my mind and I realized in life, some people
Speaker 1: do need a second chance. Man. That's that's all. Because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I've been drinking water all day.
Speaker 1: I gotta take a pea break. Let's just say right,
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Speaker 1: y'all need to film him doing that though, yea the show,
Speaker 1: y'all do it doing right now right now. We felt it.
Speaker 1: It's it's work. It has long. Yeah, come hit that ship.
Speaker 1: Hit that ship. Look at this ship. Look at this ship.
Speaker 1: That ship is amazing rock right now, that's some flat
Speaker 1: not yea. They stopped going behind girl, stop going behind people.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get Ka to loosen up. Man, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to phone. We just do the right shot. We're
Speaker 1: just getting there. Hey, Paul, some more shots. I know
Speaker 1: that first shot was smooth and that man, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do another. Man, let me tell you something. T Kah.
Speaker 1: Come on, look, you know what the crazy ship is.
Speaker 1: And this is the first time I'm saying this, and
Speaker 1: nobody don't notice. I had got off for the script
Speaker 1: this show, and it was supposed to be like something clean.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be clean. I don't see that for you.
Speaker 1: That's what I didn't see it neither. So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, y'all want to green light it. You're kind
Speaker 1: of high a TK writer, and it was like, who
Speaker 1: don't think t k suits. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do this, and I didn't even never tell
Speaker 1: you that. But that's that's how Eller did. Because you
Speaker 1: know who you are to me, You like our generations,
Speaker 1: Paul Mooney, Is that right? I totally understand, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right, Like you know, Paul Mooney is the guy
Speaker 1: that Richard pryors, but Richly be like Paul, only he's
Speaker 1: like me, I ain't funny, right, that's Richard Pride. Did
Speaker 1: I sound like Richard just jumped out of me? But
Speaker 1: to me, that's who you are. Like you hip hop's
Speaker 1: generation because everybody hip hop know that you're the funniest dude.
Speaker 1: But like you know, Hollywood and things like that, and
Speaker 1: we just this is why we formed Drink Champs are podcasts.
Speaker 1: We want people like you to feel appreciate it. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a It's one of the greatest things that happened
Speaker 1: with the podcast ship, you know, because the sign of
Speaker 1: loud speaker man. Yeah, about to sign up loud speakers
Speaker 1: thanks to shopping man. The guy. They're gonna be all
Speaker 1: in your videos, you know, don't you. Yeah, somebody and
Speaker 1: I see you at the Christmas party. Right, But here's
Speaker 1: the thing, it can't really drop all right, I'm first
Speaker 1: wants to step to us. They made me the depth
Speaker 1: over there. They're great people and big up to Charlemagne.
Speaker 1: That's that's my guy. You know. One thing Charlemagne told
Speaker 1: me that was very interested. He said that's my old
Speaker 1: g Yes, explain that. Explain that. See Charlemagne, DJ Henry,
Speaker 1: I know no, since they were kids, you know, I
Speaker 1: watched them grow. So when Charlemagne was on the show
Speaker 1: with um Wendy Williams, you know she she's on the
Speaker 1: show with when they would I just I just watched
Speaker 1: to grow as a as a youngster, and he saw
Speaker 1: something that was phenomenal that most people didn't see that. Yes,
Speaker 1: you heard we're on tour with n w A, but
Speaker 1: no one. He saw a show when I was on
Speaker 1: tour with Keisha Cole and Bobby Valentino. Now most comedians
Speaker 1: are the first act. I was the opening that before
Speaker 1: Keisha after two X and destroyed This Bitch and fifteen Cities.
Speaker 1: And he remembered that to this day. So whenever I'm
Speaker 1: on his show, he will always say that T K. Kirkland,
Speaker 1: that's a funny brother, because he's witnessed it. He actually
Speaker 1: saw it. So let me ask you, is all of
Speaker 1: your material wrote prior? Is it written rhymes or do
Speaker 1: you freestyle some of it? It's based on my hip yeah,
Speaker 1: and believe and believe it or not, it is a
Speaker 1: form of hip hop because you gotta remember I studied
Speaker 1: you guys and took hip hop and applied it to
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. This is the reason why might you
Speaker 1: said you studied back then when you started, who did
Speaker 1: you study? I studied in w A s n w
Speaker 1: A was street still got a w A had like yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's they were street reporters that reported on the street.
Speaker 1: And I took that same way of thinking and took
Speaker 1: it human. Let's go. I got damn tee to the
Speaker 1: motherfucker who is so beautiful, so that it's nice man.
Speaker 1: So I took that style and apply to so over
Speaker 1: the years. I don't give a Fox style basically because
Speaker 1: that's what I could do clean. I could do all
Speaker 1: that because some people don't think I do clean. I
Speaker 1: could do a clean show like I was in church.
Speaker 1: I could do clean. But my thing is now because
Speaker 1: of the way the world is. Yeah, now that the
Speaker 1: way the world is. I come hard at young men,
Speaker 1: them type gene niggas. Yeah. I come hard at men
Speaker 1: who's slinging dick and they're not successful. I come at
Speaker 1: men to be better men towards these women. But I
Speaker 1: also try to teach you women stop sucking anything that's
Speaker 1: moving and get your life together because it's all confusing
Speaker 1: out here. Niggas like me. I come to town, I
Speaker 1: wanna take a bit shop and eat, push the maserati.
Speaker 1: I gotta pay for the babysitter with you. Some mother
Speaker 1: if I a bit, she gotta calling me to pay
Speaker 1: for valet because she leaves. But I don't fuck you.
Speaker 1: You wanna hear Champaigne and Mimoses and ship The game
Speaker 1: is fun, you know, if they just want to fly
Speaker 1: and see you, I'll funk a vince that fly themselves
Speaker 1: to come see me. That's the thing about what type
Speaker 1: of women that you so continue to preach My shows
Speaker 1: hurt your fucking feelings. I want to hurt you. I
Speaker 1: want you to hate me because I'm telling you the truth.
Speaker 1: And hopefully you go and adjust your style and your
Speaker 1: way you're thinking to become a better fucking curtsy And
Speaker 1: that's all I want for the t K Kirkland and
Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin. Ever, I felt like I felt like I
Speaker 1: felt like y'all, you know, I never watching man. My
Speaker 1: thing is just really to take that street ship teach game.
Speaker 1: Even if they didn't listen to me, Yeah, at least
Speaker 1: they heard it. At least they heard. That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: At least they heard, you know, at least they heard it.
Speaker 1: But you ain't. Kirk Franklin never met Kirk frank never,
Speaker 1: But I know Kirk Franklin had problems. He was a
Speaker 1: point star. He like point yeah, talk yo, the turn,
Speaker 1: the turn, see you. I never planned anything. Then wet
Speaker 1: Credit called him in the early days we crazed and
Speaker 1: bad in Vega approach. But yeah, what was about that
Speaker 1: crank cause he actually tried to pray for homie. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but I ain't gonna lie. I saw him in No No.
Speaker 1: I saw him in Palm Springs, k during the convention.
Speaker 1: They had like it was like a gospel convention. Then
Speaker 1: the next day. The next day was a gainst the
Speaker 1: convention hip hop like it's all hip hop, but it
Speaker 1: was all like musically, And I saw him in the hallway,
Speaker 1: were like twenty bitches talking because kurtsru that that's that's
Speaker 1: good friend. Friend would like, that's a real talk. Guy.
Speaker 1: Never got to ask all this, Yeah, get this out
Speaker 1: the way. We got to ask all our gas you ask, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Man on the other side, yea, it depends
Speaker 1: on how juicy the assid You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And I think all men should do that. When a
Speaker 1: man time, he don't look his girl as I look
Speaker 1: at the nigga strange, I'm like nigga who raised Jo.
Speaker 1: You gotta lift them two bones that go to the
Speaker 1: plus and it over God. That's a God, that's my
Speaker 1: God did this. And a man's job is to please
Speaker 1: a woman. Even when you meet up for the first time,
Speaker 1: you gotta like, I want to cheat this bitch good.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't wait to eat her motherfucker pussy.
Speaker 1: I just want to do right things for it. But
Speaker 1: you know what most niggas do. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: use the bitch car. That's what most sweet niggas something.
Speaker 1: I want to use a bit car. You know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna car well, I want to move in with the bitch.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. And a man to me,
Speaker 1: unless you've got twenty thousands in the bank, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: even be fucking because pussy is desserted. I said that
Speaker 1: on stage. When you accomplished something throughout the day, you
Speaker 1: deserve the dessert. That makes sense. So, now, like I said,
Speaker 1: I gotta go on the country, put my life in
Speaker 1: danger for putting Nigga's up on game. Because Nigga is
Speaker 1: getting mad at me because it's like who this is Nick?
Speaker 1: Who this Nick? Trying to put us of our game?
Speaker 1: But this is why I'm here making the throw do
Speaker 1: the throw down. Now you have a meeting with show night. Yes,
Speaker 1: you walk into me, you pull the gun. You pulled
Speaker 1: the gun on the table. Yes, how do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because he was there? No, he wasn't here, but he
Speaker 1: got the ship down. Looking at him like he stop
Speaker 1: the ship. But now, first off, and I heard you
Speaker 1: left the breaks it. But because you're old, but what
Speaker 1: did you owe? How did you old? Death Row records?
Speaker 1: Money went back in the day. I told you I
Speaker 1: was a hustler. So my one of my hustles was
Speaker 1: credit card. Frid Let's make some loose being everything one
Speaker 1: of the things credit card hold on. While death Row
Speaker 1: and bad Boy had beef, he also happy for both
Speaker 1: of them. That was so true. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: nobody is thinking I had beef at both of them
Speaker 1: with a nigga from Jersey City hung out with vote
Speaker 1: for that's you know what I'm saying. That's how you
Speaker 1: got their credit cards? No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not true. That's the rumor. No, that's the rumor.
Speaker 1: Credit fact is I never had puppies credit. Let me
Speaker 1: send you how I didn't never hand puppies credit covering.
Speaker 1: Let's take my show. I was fucking a bitch. That
Speaker 1: was the hustling. What happened for a sugar pop? Sure,
Speaker 1: let's let's go to show. The situation happened was pretty
Speaker 1: much the same thing. Credit card. No, it wasn't your cut.
Speaker 1: You really have to focus, focus right, don't rush, you
Speaker 1: just don't after on the credit card move. My other
Speaker 1: hustle was flying comedians around the country. I was the
Speaker 1: plug because comedians couldn't affoid to buy airline tickets with
Speaker 1: the money people was paying to go to the right.
Speaker 1: So I was a nigger that sent you there. I'll
Speaker 1: make sure you got to where you had to go,
Speaker 1: pointing right. But back in them days, there was a
Speaker 1: thing called travel agencies. By me being a college gratitude
Speaker 1: knowing how to talk proper, it was also the travel
Speaker 1: as I was also the charity. But I can call
Speaker 1: the travel agent, and I thought I was represented to
Speaker 1: death Row, bad boy, etcetera, without them checking. So back
Speaker 1: then also there was a thing called fax machines, you know,
Speaker 1: so you could fact information. Oh was to us like
Speaker 1: we don't. Yeah, I was making a killing, not knowing
Speaker 1: one day that ship comes back. People don't pay their bills,
Speaker 1: you know, saying, so now here comes the heat, so
Speaker 1: the death it's after they hum They already told the
Speaker 1: reason why everything wasn't just so bad on me because
Speaker 1: I had a reputation. Sugard a reputation. But Sugar was
Speaker 1: also my bodyguard. When I was on tour in w A.
Speaker 1: Sugar with my bodyguard in the DCA everybody's bodyguard. At
Speaker 1: one point he was DLC bodyguard and me and DLC
Speaker 1: was type of ship was both out by the guard.
Speaker 1: She'll try to own your publishing too. No, no, I
Speaker 1: have publishing. I just want to know this because we
Speaker 1: now have publishing now. Now, yeah, we get paid for
Speaker 1: stuffy door. We get checked. Well, back in the day
Speaker 1: when Richard Pritt, when all these people put out, there
Speaker 1: was no publishing, maybe publishing for them. But now we
Speaker 1: get paid for actually just being on the radio. And
Speaker 1: like we do stand upon paying door all that ship,
Speaker 1: we get checks for that sounding changed to sound exchange.
Speaker 1: Oh god, maybe that story. Yes, podcast, we don't get
Speaker 1: sound changes and it's okay, but we need you have
Speaker 1: to stay focused. That's what education is important. Just everywhere
Speaker 1: it's come back, it's a d h D right here,
Speaker 1: it's okay. So um Ship calls me. He's setting me
Speaker 1: up and I don't know what he's doing. He's a ticket.
Speaker 1: I want you to be in this video meet me
Speaker 1: up in depth ro offer. I'm like, Ship, I know
Speaker 1: what this nigger with the with the red So I
Speaker 1: go up to you like a month before, but I'm strapped.
Speaker 1: But you know you, Valley, I know about you know.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about being a man. See, when you
Speaker 1: know you're wrong, you gotta stand up to it, you know.
Speaker 1: So in the office we talked like men. I had
Speaker 1: to put my ship out just in Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be talented, strong, wrist strong. So he said, t K,
Speaker 1: you know you owe me like thirty thousand dollars. You
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna do. So I had a beautiful
Speaker 1: diamond tennis bracelet and I gave it to the nigga
Speaker 1: to say, YOA make sure you'll pay you tonight. Just
Speaker 1: take this and from plane tickets from plane. Yes, always
Speaker 1: from plane tickets. So he took to the bracelet that game.
Speaker 1: No beef, no beef. It was just were just he
Speaker 1: had to respect me. I expect him because I knew
Speaker 1: people he knew, and he knew people that I know.
Speaker 1: It's just one of the type of situation, right, So
Speaker 1: as a man, when you caught your court, it probably
Speaker 1: would have been paid them. Yeah that I'm paying the
Speaker 1: game back my ship. That's most people's situations. But like
Speaker 1: I said, he had should have got a lot of
Speaker 1: respect for me. And before it always trouble. We talk
Speaker 1: all type called me and say hello. I mean far
Speaker 1: as personal life and his choices. He's grown man, but
Speaker 1: I know that when we did you see did you
Speaker 1: see this road for him? But he's at now like
Speaker 1: did you see that coming? Well? Yeah, you know, as
Speaker 1: you get older and you understand God's playing, he does
Speaker 1: two things for you. He gives you warnings and if
Speaker 1: you don't take heed to the warning um he put
Speaker 1: max you, you die when you go to jail. And
Speaker 1: the great thing about it is he's still kind of
Speaker 1: blessed because he ain't dead. And it depends on how
Speaker 1: you look at it. He ain't dead. But this is
Speaker 1: also like a slow death. To think about all the
Speaker 1: chances that I gave you to do right, that's not
Speaker 1: no matter. Niggas come up to me and crisis it
Speaker 1: should happen. I will be the bitch nigger in that
Speaker 1: situation because I'm not trying to behind I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be behind closed bars. And give example, one time
Speaker 1: I got arrested. The ninety two is crazy in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm gonna protective custody because I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you who's on my road. Brother,
Speaker 1: the Meninda's brothers, parents, Rick James, it's up there with
Speaker 1: me too. Wait wait, wait where we're Okay, you're locked um,
Speaker 1: locked up l a County jail, Melinda's brothers and then
Speaker 1: Rick je Rick Jane, sel In Tupac. What the all
Speaker 1: of us is locked up? But the only time was
Speaker 1: in jail food because the niggers wanted me to tell
Speaker 1: the Joel and I said, I ain't telling them. Joe
Speaker 1: got a case. I'm talking about it sounds like a
Speaker 1: thousand people, nigger. I told you that mother jail and
Speaker 1: then started to laugh like yo, like it was I'll
Speaker 1: never get that as long as I live, crazy story,
Speaker 1: crazy story, as long as you could have though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about your West Coast beef. Yeah. Now we
Speaker 1: gotta talk West Coast light skin beef, light skin, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know she'll just technically a light skin. There's
Speaker 1: just funny. It's just be clever. He's still a light skin. Nick.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about your New York dosket beat. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's start it out with darkness, Holly Murphy. You know
Speaker 1: about that, don't y'all? Watch? Damn you started the house.
Speaker 1: Damn you're calling check this nig why I'm reason ninja.
Speaker 1: I got last month. He was trying, he was trying
Speaker 1: to get him. So I've been a fan of a
Speaker 1: tea cake forever. Teach to the motherfucking k. But I
Speaker 1: just said, let me just brush up on everything. So
Speaker 1: I stood at home that day. It was it was
Speaker 1: when um we had a hurricane, hurricane math, so I
Speaker 1: had nothing else. I still I watched the whole day
Speaker 1: and then I just kept watching. You know, something link
Speaker 1: leave you to another, and then another link, and I
Speaker 1: just stood there and I was like, God, damn it.
Speaker 1: You know when I was nineteen when it happened, So
Speaker 1: you were Eddie Mercy. I mean, Eddie was hanging out
Speaker 1: and I met Eddie Ricane and I'll be wearing But
Speaker 1: what version of Eddie are we talking about? Were talking about?
Speaker 1: It depends on the after Yeah, Bell Eddie Murphy when
Speaker 1: he was the first, first one. Yeah, when he was
Speaker 1: he was like start in the world, that's prime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this nigga crap. Yeah, I'm hanging with them, hanging with niggas.
Speaker 1: Why are you like because because you're popping. No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even stand up comedian. It was just I
Speaker 1: wasn't in college. It's just at that time, I'm keenan
Speaker 1: thought me and Eddie looked, say, I'm skinny. I had
Speaker 1: a little mustache, that type ship. So we just started
Speaker 1: hanging out. I was pulling bit. Din't know Keenan though,
Speaker 1: but you have to allow me to finish. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you you stay quiet seconds you want, we'll come to you.
Speaker 1: Just come to me. Comes God. This is funny and ship.
Speaker 1: So we're hanging out and then one day, um, Charlie
Speaker 1: is washing his perm. You know that's when they get perms.
Speaker 1: Is this Dave Chappelle's skin? Yeah, this is like Charlie
Speaker 1: has a perm I'm sitting on there, We're talking and
Speaker 1: the watches laying there. Now all I can say it
Speaker 1: was a bad choice. But in life, but you do well.
Speaker 1: I was cool with all of them. So many invite
Speaker 1: no we was all. I used to come in the
Speaker 1: house and lay down and go to sleep. Man, there
Speaker 1: wasn't like no body they loved me. I violated. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing about so many things about life, and
Speaker 1: then it didn't. It didn't hit me until I started
Speaker 1: started owning my own ship. I started on my own houses.
Speaker 1: I sat owning my own cars, on my own you
Speaker 1: have to let me finish. And then one day it
Speaker 1: hit me. Oh, fifteen twenty years later, I said, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: I violated this man's house. See I think about it
Speaker 1: was our nineteen I think about the South Bite, forty
Speaker 1: something years old, and I said, I violated. And so
Speaker 1: when someone let you in the house, that's like, go,
Speaker 1: that's the biggest gift. A man is saying to you,
Speaker 1: I'm letting you in my home. And when you violate
Speaker 1: a man's home, it's really the one of the worst
Speaker 1: things that you probably do in your life. So I
Speaker 1: didn't feel good for years. Subconsciously So one day I'm
Speaker 1: pulling up in my Bentleyan on Hollywood Boulevard. Eddie Murphy's
Speaker 1: in the Rolls Royce in front of me. Now I'm
Speaker 1: so popping me and him is in the V I
Speaker 1: P Section in Hollywood. He got a bit for him,
Speaker 1: I got a cold bitch for me. They white now
Speaker 1: in Spanish black continue. So I went up to him,
Speaker 1: you know, because comedians still bring up this old ship.
Speaker 1: But Eddie and them didn't give a cause his cousins
Speaker 1: loved me as a standard and they think I'm one
Speaker 1: of the best comedians ever. So I looked at Eddie.
Speaker 1: I said, Yo, I want to as a man that
Speaker 1: the all these years, I want to apologize for violating,
Speaker 1: disrespecting your home. And he said, man, they still motherfucker's
Speaker 1: you still talking about that. That was the reply gay
Speaker 1: to me. So he pat his hard and it was cool.
Speaker 1: We sat down drinks and that was it, you know.
Speaker 1: But it goes to show you how talent I have
Speaker 1: been over these years for people to still talk about
Speaker 1: something that happened in one No, but that's legendary Charlie Murphy.
Speaker 1: But it happened right and T. K. Kirkland real talk
Speaker 1: was was the blame? And t Kirt Kirkland is this ship?
Speaker 1: What does that? Definitely niggas want me to have a
Speaker 1: stomach ache because I'm back closer talking. Oh then I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: and I have massive reflects. But that's something alright, God
Speaker 1: damn it, God damn in the moon shot, that's I
Speaker 1: don't see you. You don't have a ring on your fingers.
Speaker 1: You're single? I guess okay, I'm sorry, just being the
Speaker 1: man to make sure you better make sure your man
Speaker 1: gonna hear this. I mean we we only got one
Speaker 1: listen to, so don't worry. No, no, no, you know
Speaker 1: you know how my show is. But you got someone
Speaker 1: that beautiful, whether after six months you have a ring
Speaker 1: on the finger Because Nigga is like me, when you
Speaker 1: see a rock, you respect the woman you leave alone.
Speaker 1: But say again, if there's no rock, there's she's available. No,
Speaker 1: if there's no rock, if there's no she's available. She
Speaker 1: got a ring, you know, to stay back. But she
Speaker 1: don't have a ring, she's available, she got all the
Speaker 1: teeth and all right, can we do after the show,
Speaker 1: have a conversation. I'm thinking, like my conversation. You know,
Speaker 1: every man should have a platform. Let me tell you mine.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you my platform is made with the coconut. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been trying to get this, Thank you very much
Speaker 1: to us. How does it taste when it's fresh? Like
Speaker 1: if I was over the house on the couch and
Speaker 1: you just bought a straight from the kitchen. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I'm at the house, your mind, you know, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a hot sandwich. Hot sandwich is
Speaker 1: not good if you really wait to eat it. But
Speaker 1: you eat the sandwich right there at the restaurants the bomb.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is yeah, but I'm saying it
Speaker 1: does it taste better than three hours? Um? Yes? Man? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm be house for a whole day. But it's
Speaker 1: just like that showers, I'm taking showers. You're still hands
Speaker 1: but yes, the wings the wings? Okayla serious? Serious? You
Speaker 1: talking to you? At least said keyes was a Keenan
Speaker 1: that brought you to Keena introduced me to talk to me.
Speaker 1: But you ain't even Yeah, I know I didn't talk
Speaker 1: because we got interrupted. But if you can check out
Speaker 1: your surroundings, check to check. Seriously serious of So that's
Speaker 1: so that's how all this started. But I think we're
Speaker 1: just trying to say, is how did you even meet that?
Speaker 1: You said I was hanging out. Thought that was very easy.
Speaker 1: Back then there was certain closes the comedians. Back then
Speaker 1: it was comedians. But I was in college. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You wasn't a comedian, was a comedien. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was getting my master's degree. I was studying.
Speaker 1: But we was all hanging out. Just sposed to keep
Speaker 1: it real. I just was trying to get to you
Speaker 1: were selling cocaine and all the because you know why
Speaker 1: he's not getting it right, because then he's not getting
Speaker 1: why Nobody like, I'm not just saying you were just
Speaker 1: just just a guy who's not you know Eddie Murphy,
Speaker 1: Keen and iven Right. Why was having it? Was something
Speaker 1: cocaine just told us, No something he said. You think
Speaker 1: about that. He said, it doesn't make sense, but it
Speaker 1: just so happened. You can't know. Some people just have
Speaker 1: great conversational skills, and I just think I have a
Speaker 1: gift of talking. So I think that we just hung
Speaker 1: out and then they saw that I had nice cars,
Speaker 1: I was doing my thing, and just you know, bosses
Speaker 1: talked to bosses and he didn't go the bath froom.
Speaker 1: I took it right there while he was there in
Speaker 1: front of Yeah, that's how the watch got taken, and
Speaker 1: I thought about it. We had a fight. Um, we
Speaker 1: had to fight, you know, and as a man again, no,
Speaker 1: we right on motherfucking Beverly Boulevard and Beverly Hill. Everything
Speaker 1: was just say so this is between you, him and
Speaker 1: Jolly and the blackest things in the universe having to
Speaker 1: fight in Hollywood. Will Yeah, it's a Hollywood. So what happened?
Speaker 1: He ran up on you, He ran up on me
Speaker 1: because you know, you know the Dave Chappelle ship like
Speaker 1: they never did in the day Chappelle. Like I know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. On the day Chappelle ship, like he
Speaker 1: like smacked and like five fingers say to the faith, Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that he when that happened, And even though we
Speaker 1: had vibes, and because of who I was at that moment,
Speaker 1: it was going to get ugly. And the great thing
Speaker 1: about what I tell young man is your choices. Man,
Speaker 1: it comes down to them. Motherfucker choice is so bad
Speaker 1: because it's a step from risen someone dying or just
Speaker 1: being man enough to live a long the day. So
Speaker 1: now imagine that happened one, and look what I've accomplished
Speaker 1: in all these years of today. And then what the
Speaker 1: fight happened. Let's get to the fight happen. So where
Speaker 1: you at, fat Burger? No, no, no no, And I'm
Speaker 1: in my veins and they happened to see me. They
Speaker 1: all get out the car and I got my niggas
Speaker 1: and Charlie Murphys, the street guy. Eddie is like Charlie,
Speaker 1: wasn't the street guy. Charlie came out of the service.
Speaker 1: He wasn't the street too. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Keep it. Yeah, So we got into a fight, scuffle.
Speaker 1: No one talked about bringing the watch back on. They
Speaker 1: wasn't sure I had to watch. It was just spectation.
Speaker 1: She was his words when he said to you, I
Speaker 1: don't know. You gotta remember one. That was the year
Speaker 1: because because because y'all darkness right there, it's going down.
Speaker 1: But did you remember who swung first? He swung first,
Speaker 1: He swung first, and which was supposed because he from Brooke,
Speaker 1: you from Jersey. Well, no, he had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with that. He just swung first. Remember it hurt hurt
Speaker 1: he conned it hurt you know. So a couple of
Speaker 1: days later, you know, I worked things out and they
Speaker 1: got to watch back and then the room was started
Speaker 1: from the air forever and that was it. But you
Speaker 1: ain't seen him since I've never seen I haven't seen
Speaker 1: him since then. But you've seen Eddie since then. I
Speaker 1: see Eddie since then. Eddie. Yeah, every didn't give a
Speaker 1: fun Everybody loved me. The cousins love me. The greatest
Speaker 1: thing though, is no matter what people say of an
Speaker 1: old star like that when I touched that Mike on
Speaker 1: the badst motherfucking the world. But do you ever feel
Speaker 1: like you're walking down South Beach Charlie Murphy might just
Speaker 1: hit you in your air? Between now and then, people
Speaker 1: know my reputation, you know, Charlie ten fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: didn't know my reputation. Today I was sit down and
Speaker 1: probably apologized to the brother and what you're you know, yeah,
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Speaker 1: back to Drink Champs Radio with Rapper and R and
Speaker 1: d J. Then, so we've been drinking the shots. Yes,
Speaker 1: you get another one of those. What are you looking at?
Speaker 1: The ping pomp? But come on, you're taking another shot
Speaker 1: if you careful about the sport in the Okay, Chris,
Speaker 1: now this is panky. Yeah, man, No, whi's the rockets right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know who supposedly? Yeah, I know where you're going.
Speaker 1: Where it is the story from what I heard? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me hear what you heard. The story we started
Speaker 1: from Jacob Emma. No, it wasn't really Jacob to Jewelia.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what happened. It was a young lady who
Speaker 1: I was sucking at the time. She had the hustle,
Speaker 1: and she was telling me what she was doing. I said, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: you gotta put me off, and let's take this shot.
Speaker 1: Hold on, because I feel like you're gonna tell the bag,
Speaker 1: and I take my little shot. Said I like that one,
Speaker 1: and you are fine. Baby. Black girls matter. She's oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of her. Black matter what you
Speaker 1: look at. He worked. I like what you work. He's
Speaker 1: going in. So yeah, so you were walking this beach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's also fucking pot No, ok how does she hap?
Speaker 1: But without one thing I never did. I never snitched on.
Speaker 1: But you know what you said that on the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Gale and I'm never gonna said that everywhere else. Listen,
Speaker 1: this is a street ship, right, you got the street
Speaker 1: and he just gotta relate to you. But no, that's
Speaker 1: not gonna work on the Purpose club, ain't black TV.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you the story because it didn't make
Speaker 1: sense the street next. Yeah, I'm just saying it, but
Speaker 1: you have we never had a credit card, but you
Speaker 1: told Jacob you have that never happen either. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let me hear the story. Put you have on game
Speaker 1: you best. So she tells me what's going on, but
Speaker 1: she knows how to pay ship together. She tells credit
Speaker 1: card number, bad boy logo. We go back to fax
Speaker 1: machines again, just to the credit card boy logo. You
Speaker 1: just gotta have the bad boy that she don't have
Speaker 1: to get to the logo. Yeah, anything back the official
Speaker 1: have official on the to this particular jeweler me and
Speaker 1: Alan iverson his friends. You're getting implicated. Yeah. So a
Speaker 1: guy that is a friend of mine said, yo, um
Speaker 1: hey I get this jewelry from and he told me,
Speaker 1: now none you I'm really just coming in the paper.
Speaker 1: I'm stacking. But jewelry ain't my thing. But now I'm
Speaker 1: going through this phase because at that time, the jay
Speaker 1: Z and the Puffies and Nick is wearing for Sachi
Speaker 1: shirts and spending man money on jewelry and getting broke. Right,
Speaker 1: you gotta look nice looking, real bro. We finally called
Speaker 1: the jewelry store and it's a It was a shock
Speaker 1: to me because we faxed everything over and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm want of Rolex, I want the air to you know,
Speaker 1: diamond arians. I'm on a necklace like like I'll vote yeah,
Speaker 1: like the biggest still conservative. I'm thinking fifteen hundred now
Speaker 1: for everything that's a d This motherfucker said a hundred forty,
Speaker 1: A hundred and forty motherfucking thousand. It's not Jacobs. Another
Speaker 1: jury stores another. So at that time I have a
Speaker 1: cousin because the federal agent who's also my bodyguards getting intricate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so because I get me come to town. I said,
Speaker 1: your cousin, go pick this jewlio for me. All right,
Speaker 1: he says, we are. He goes pick it up. But
Speaker 1: it's paid for on the card. We're thinking that it's
Speaker 1: paid for. Ye, this is a beautiful story. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: didn't get this. They think it's paid for. My cousin
Speaker 1: goes picked up. The cops is waiting thinking it's me,
Speaker 1: my cousin his party who Federal agents get arrested. The
Speaker 1: agent gets arrested, he gets arrested. So now my family,
Speaker 1: so they're giving you up, is at ends. But because
Speaker 1: they of me so much, nothing but he went down.
Speaker 1: So now I gotta fix this all right. So I'm
Speaker 1: staying at the Royalton Hotel. You know, the Royal one
Speaker 1: of the bandest hotels in New York City. You don't
Speaker 1: even know it's a hotel. It's some boutique type ship.
Speaker 1: So I know the cops nowhere I'm at. So stead
Speaker 1: of getting because I had to show that night in
Speaker 1: sept Me Hall in North New Jersey. The whole state
Speaker 1: of New York is there. I got my street niggas there.
Speaker 1: He's like, Yo, don't you come nowhere near this building.
Speaker 1: So I catch a cab from Manhattan to Philadelphia to
Speaker 1: catch a fight to go to Greensville, South Carolina because
Speaker 1: the next day I'm opening up for Gerald of Burton
Speaker 1: in Greenville, South Carolina. So now nothing happens. A whole
Speaker 1: month goes by. I'm filming a movie in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1: This girl day and calls me said, t k you
Speaker 1: on the news. I said what she said, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: got you on the news and the news was about
Speaker 1: me getting that puff. So they blew it up like
Speaker 1: I had shot Clinton. So now since I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was that crazy. It was that crazy the social
Speaker 1: media day. I couldn't walk down like that. So what
Speaker 1: I did was um Fountain attorney and we had a
Speaker 1: surrender date. So we did a surrender date. I didn't
Speaker 1: show up. Matter of fact, I show up for a month.
Speaker 1: They're looking for a neg and that they got a
Speaker 1: man hunt. But I'm still doing shows that after I'm
Speaker 1: doing the shows, I'm looking at the door seing cops
Speaker 1: is coming in this motherfucker to get me. Long story short,
Speaker 1: I'll make it into New York City, turn myself in.
Speaker 1: They're waiting for me. I get on the news and
Speaker 1: all that type of ship, and you come to find
Speaker 1: out so many things about the police when she goes
Speaker 1: down right, So on this with particular, I changed attorneys
Speaker 1: and the judge locked me up in Michael's Allen. They
Speaker 1: locked me Bracha's Allan for thirty days because yeah, they
Speaker 1: um whatever, crazy part that ship was, so you locked
Speaker 1: me up. But now here comes to d A. This
Speaker 1: crazy story. The d A comes. The reason why the
Speaker 1: d comes to talk to me because Puffy now I
Speaker 1: had to shoot out him and the rapper that sounds
Speaker 1: like Biggie Shine, and they want me to snitch on
Speaker 1: and this is the d A. Now they want me
Speaker 1: to snitch on Pup. They don't want to snitch on Pup.
Speaker 1: They saying to lock you up here trying to lock
Speaker 1: you up. We want you to do us a favor.
Speaker 1: So I played the part ferment. They bring it. They
Speaker 1: bringing me blimpy sandwiches and all that kind of ship.
Speaker 1: They put me in the car early in the morning
Speaker 1: to take me to the club that the shooting went down,
Speaker 1: Club New York. Yeah, Club New York. So they tell
Speaker 1: me where to stand, where I saw the gun, how
Speaker 1: Puppy pulled out the gun, how he shot so and
Speaker 1: so and all this type of ship's true story. So
Speaker 1: now they take me back to the jail. They bring
Speaker 1: me out maybe two days lay and asked me what
Speaker 1: I wanted to do, and I told him, I said,
Speaker 1: I think I ride this one out. Now they're mad,
Speaker 1: but at this time I got too of the coldest
Speaker 1: attorneys in Long Island. I'll never geting because I thought
Speaker 1: I was on the Sopranos and the names was Frank
Speaker 1: Donado and Tony Capitello at a Long Island and in
Speaker 1: New York City. So now I'm in New York City
Speaker 1: and you have a a lord. They're called predicate felon,
Speaker 1: a predicate fehlon. If you catch a felony within a
Speaker 1: year of your first charge, New York has a mandatory
Speaker 1: sentence of four to six years. So they were trying
Speaker 1: to get me four to six because I caught the
Speaker 1: case with pup. You got your pull you another shot
Speaker 1: pulled me and him another show what whatever the funk
Speaker 1: you want? So what when my attorney's beat the plea,
Speaker 1: they beat the plea for me doing four to six.
Speaker 1: I fought the case. Matter of fact, I took a deal.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I supposed to do two
Speaker 1: to four and I was, Goppa do boot camp. You
Speaker 1: d it out. Now, I'll tell you, Jackie, what happened. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, zachtly what happened. So the easiest I
Speaker 1: took the deal. Come the following year, we're going to
Speaker 1: quote that January. I got to hit that. Yeah, come,
Speaker 1: I'll tell the un the judge. I'm talking my attorney.
Speaker 1: We're not taking the deal. TK. You're trying to get
Speaker 1: too deep with us on show, trying camps, trying to
Speaker 1: be drinking. Listen, drink each let's get let's get back
Speaker 1: into the let's get retard. Go ahead, you asked, just
Speaker 1: like you cater to the women a lot. Tell these
Speaker 1: young niggas what the funk they're doing wrong. They're not
Speaker 1: being concierge exactly. You got to be a content excuse me,
Speaker 1: just it's very dispectful. I might swing a bottle, thanks,
Speaker 1: throw it out there, swinging, swinging the b thank you.
Speaker 1: So when a man meets a woman, his job is
Speaker 1: to be her concierge. Out the king, you know, to
Speaker 1: these young were con If you go to a woman's house,
Speaker 1: you just can't come empty handed. You gotta have groceries,
Speaker 1: helpful mother. Yeah, you gotta bring some gifts to he
Speaker 1: didn't bring this turn that out there, you know. I
Speaker 1: think that the second time. So when I come back,
Speaker 1: I'll have some for you. But we're trying to a
Speaker 1: loud I'm not to loud speakers. But those are people.
Speaker 1: But you see you got gifts right here and look
Speaker 1: and see for you this bottle. But the way you
Speaker 1: don't claim that, I'll cry, snap, and I'm silent, and
Speaker 1: every day I'm like, I just said, definitely cry, but
Speaker 1: you're just thinking me one bottle. No, no, I get
Speaker 1: you one bottle. But he said take that one turn me.
Speaker 1: You know he drink, he drink, He drink Corona and Bacardi.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, So that's I tell men about. That's
Speaker 1: the way y'all have to treat these women. Fellas. When
Speaker 1: you meet a woman, you know, you open the door.
Speaker 1: You gotta get the flowers. You gotta take a shopping.
Speaker 1: And what most men don't understand when I say shopping,
Speaker 1: you don't think I'm spend thinking about spending a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Sales, nigger, you gotta catch sales, you know,
Speaker 1: Kmar You know when you're sucking woman, you never want
Speaker 1: to take them. No, you got to really take care.
Speaker 1: Because I was telling men J. C. Penny knowledge to
Speaker 1: most niggas fuck women to destroy them. I'll tell guys,
Speaker 1: come to teach him. See you teach a woman, especially
Speaker 1: if you know you ain't that nigga that's gonna be around.
Speaker 1: You're sucking a teacher, teach how to save money, teach
Speaker 1: how to masturbate, teach her how to get shi on
Speaker 1: her own. So then she do meet a nigga that
Speaker 1: that's a nice niggas. Most nice niggers are scorning mostly,
Speaker 1: So you teach them that niggers don't know none of
Speaker 1: that before we meet them. We don't know that, we
Speaker 1: don't know that, we don't know that. All we're saying
Speaker 1: is we're in this lane and you just cut me
Speaker 1: off without a signal, So what's going on. So that's
Speaker 1: what's happening. And then and then you teach the young ladies.
Speaker 1: They're confidence, they're inspired you having destroyed I mean me
Speaker 1: the girl them girls like psychologically psychologically is fucked up
Speaker 1: because the dude she messed with with a cheater or
Speaker 1: the dude she fu took money from her, or the
Speaker 1: dude gave her baby so won't take his mother kids?
Speaker 1: And what are we smelling my bother and put on
Speaker 1: my face? It's miking my names like that. Goddamn you
Speaker 1: also drinking? Yeah, I want I look like Arry. You
Speaker 1: know what cogito is? No, I don't. That's that's span
Speaker 1: U Huh, it's Latino ship. You know what happened Latino?
Speaker 1: All right? You know that it was something you know,
Speaker 1: I never really, I never did the history. You know,
Speaker 1: always touches from Compton. Most people don't. Yeah, I tell
Speaker 1: people Campton, why the funk I think you because I've
Speaker 1: been in one that's that's been from Kia. So and
Speaker 1: I really was a Bay Nigger. But I tell people
Speaker 1: if I'm from Miami, they'd be telling me I'm from Miami.
Speaker 1: You from Miami. Now you go Froming, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: So I say it a lot out of respect for Easy,
Speaker 1: who took me on my first national tour. That's why
Speaker 1: I always say much of the other this is great
Speaker 1: thing that ever happened to me was Jerry Heller on
Speaker 1: the tour. Jerry Heller was the manager. Was so crazy
Speaker 1: about Jerry Heller too. I was trying to he's being funny. No,
Speaker 1: he was managing the manager. Yeah, he told you one
Speaker 1: ation and the thing about um. When Easy died, I
Speaker 1: was starting the company with him called Ruthless Comedy, Wow, paperwork.
Speaker 1: Everything was sounds crazy. Jerry Heller Easy, he was getting
Speaker 1: me do things of ruthless comedy. What was your take
Speaker 1: on Jerry Heller though? My take on Jerry when you
Speaker 1: see any white man to take a group niggers out
Speaker 1: of hood and blow the ass, he's like, he's like
Speaker 1: he's got God. But you don't know all the particulars
Speaker 1: going on behind the scenes. This is why you have
Speaker 1: to give Ice Creu the utmost respect for him to
Speaker 1: be that young and understand his worth. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is mother two years old dog and he knew his
Speaker 1: motherfucking word and walked away. What was the first record
Speaker 1: they sold? That was like, yeah, so that first time
Speaker 1: something like in an easy put up six thousand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how that they put on Straight out of Compton
Speaker 1: stayed on Priority said that one time, it's easy to
Speaker 1: put up six thousand to do Straight out of Compton,
Speaker 1: and she had to Compton a twin two something million.
Speaker 1: It's the investment, you know. Let's just as I'd like
Speaker 1: to talk a lot star, let's talk about one of
Speaker 1: the other greatest groups I toured with, the Cash Money Millionaires.
Speaker 1: I was there over the neck on the first tour
Speaker 1: stop at one one time because look, I thought you're
Speaker 1: gonna say it's some funked up ship. They're Tor and
Speaker 1: Patty the bell at cash Money. I think on the pits,
Speaker 1: so I think mad water. Wait till you hear about
Speaker 1: the cash Money ship. That goddamn woman, God damn your
Speaker 1: point your here up were feeling. I get out of here,
Speaker 1: get drop the coquito kinda cootito colte, which is also
Speaker 1: frog little little half do we can half blacks a Spanish.
Speaker 1: I'm cute and half African and half black drink. It's
Speaker 1: the same fucking thing. Now shot glass, baby, yeah, you
Speaker 1: drop me home, baby, You're not. I have a cordo.
Speaker 1: You can drop me. He got a range, drop of baby,
Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. Got to try to go. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna get me fucked up? Horight with my glass a tkker,
Speaker 1: Why did you get shot? How is that trade champs?
Speaker 1: It will raise you bays not glass. I got gla
Speaker 1: getting rested out right now with my shot right there.
Speaker 1: You got a straight history lesson going on. Huh you
Speaker 1: killing it right now? We got to stay history guys
Speaker 1: and boy kill. You're trying me, but you're killing Thanks
Speaker 1: for me, Thank you mus very much. You got This
Speaker 1: is where everything goes black chill because it's not. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm blessed sekret right, hold on, wait, you gotta get
Speaker 1: choice is a yes we card car Yeah that Ponty
Speaker 1: just to get us one of these. Come on, come
Speaker 1: on black, its fucked up. Its about get you buck up.
Speaker 1: You know it's about the life. It's that even bad,
Speaker 1: but it's bad. It's not bad, all right, it's not bad. Really,
Speaker 1: you get like it's definitely healthy, but it's right healthy
Speaker 1: bad healthy good. The Dominican walh though you don't go
Speaker 1: put your give it a Dominican walk, demail log. You
Speaker 1: want to come on, drink some of your champagne. Man, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking. I'm drinking this woman. You ain't drinking everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never And let me tell you what I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell you know, let him talk. My keys
Speaker 1: is at the hotel. That's okay. And I got I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be sponsing my parents. This is coming right right here.
Speaker 1: You got your wife with you. This is just me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's our real dad's doing. That's how
Speaker 1: real dad's doing. You know, you don't drink all this
Speaker 1: because you gotta be responsible. You got to drink all
Speaker 1: of us, and I still be responded, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I can't do that right hold on, hold on, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get un That's what the Dominican walk. And
Speaker 1: give me a Dominican wash on the ass track. I'm
Speaker 1: about to drink the ass track. And what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drink put my foul of course, you know how old
Speaker 1: would you start eating? Pushing? Why you wait so long?
Speaker 1: I was wondering how you gotta start around? I started
Speaker 1: at eleven? Are you a busing? Okay? Cookie? You said cookie, pussy?
Speaker 1: What's your what's your dog? Gonna say? Nona say Jamaican?
Speaker 1: You got a haircut today? What I'm look perfect, looks smooth,
Speaker 1: got a hand cut? Just to the interview you. That's
Speaker 1: all right? Now let's get weird. M uh man, there
Speaker 1: is that's that ship. You love it. Don't trupt me,
Speaker 1: don't to trump me, right you know, to terrupt me?
Speaker 1: Right now? You love it? You love it? Say you
Speaker 1: love you'. It's like three of you, nig three noories
Speaker 1: in the building, the nigger big bum. You gotta be
Speaker 1: smoking weed. I feel like I'm wanting mother um the movie.
Speaker 1: Then I watched Simmason kind. I feel like train yours
Speaker 1: because you know why, I need to lift the comedy
Speaker 1: spirit from you. We're going back because you know why
Speaker 1: people tell me that I'm a comedian. Yeah, I see that,
Speaker 1: but I just I just have fun. You enjoy life.
Speaker 1: I enjoy. Is that the definition of comedian. That's that's
Speaker 1: the definence of my journey. My journey is to talk serious,
Speaker 1: but to make you laugh, but to enjoy. I enjoyed life.
Speaker 1: I love getting them at four thirty and one and
Speaker 1: go and workout, do what I need to do. I
Speaker 1: get a four third in one and do what I
Speaker 1: need to do. Put my three miles into weights, you know,
Speaker 1: and not keep it moving. I'm fifty five years old,
Speaker 1: so let's you know, Yeah, you're older than block do crack.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. You just gotta have a little
Speaker 1: money for maintenance. Yea. You gotta have the money from matance.
Speaker 1: You know you ain't got another money. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: not smoking that. And that's why you guys, when you
Speaker 1: get older, you take care of you women. You have
Speaker 1: a house, you have a car, you have good credit,
Speaker 1: because all you guys have got looking at all. All
Speaker 1: right now, they look for credit score right now, then'm combined?
Speaker 1: Are seventy guys ship combine? So let's just tell the
Speaker 1: comedy world people get off. How many things have you
Speaker 1: written on? How many projects have you been? You know,
Speaker 1: no one's never asked me that question. You did New
Speaker 1: Jersey Drive. No, he he's gonna hold another route right now.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you how this go down. I
Speaker 1: just Timberland's first album, a music music. I write skits
Speaker 1: and stuff and right stuff for artists to perform. So
Speaker 1: I'm the skit writer I've been doing for years. I
Speaker 1: did Lloyd's Last City co play his diary, UM one
Speaker 1: of my best that got taken and I love her
Speaker 1: a little Kim, Little Kim. I played a song for her,
Speaker 1: I'm Biggie and I headed in the song and the
Speaker 1: line that she took from me was for I went
Speaker 1: from first class to coach. That's my last That's that's
Speaker 1: that's I got on taping every day that I played
Speaker 1: it for And it's okay. I never said nothing about it,
Speaker 1: just the first time since I ever mentioned on the
Speaker 1: air that's a bit that I came over from first
Speaker 1: class because you know, back in the day, you would
Speaker 1: take the phone and put it to the speaker box,
Speaker 1: and I had music that I was playing, Why you
Speaker 1: wanted to go for a first class to coach? Why
Speaker 1: do you want to go back? But it was it
Speaker 1: was a joke. It was for a girl. I was
Speaker 1: talking about a girl female in the album. She cheated
Speaker 1: on me and I took and I said she went
Speaker 1: from first class to coach. And the song was Jones
Speaker 1: walking into Rain. I got acapun Did the remaker? Did
Speaker 1: the remaker? Jones? YEA got aca punchure today? Big up
Speaker 1: to my brother Freddie. Av it to a golden spine.
Speaker 1: I got acapulture and see that. That's that's that really,
Speaker 1: that's that rich ship. You never got ship because I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not really he's rich. There's no fun. Stop putting rochers.
Speaker 1: That's okay, whatever because you know where the money, so whatever,
Speaker 1: keep out in the doubt. Now you don't need you
Speaker 1: don't need not. I just get your smooth's setting smooth.
Speaker 1: You know you use a chap stand No, I got
Speaker 1: even out here and the sim of my lips get jack.
Speaker 1: But just getting what you're going you get any punching
Speaker 1: there you're jogging, you know, John. Yeah, John, you had
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's not a radio show, it was
Speaker 1: a podcast. Do you do bullstops? You just chest is
Speaker 1: not strong. Looking at you, I was like, a you
Speaker 1: get a shower, you have up a brass. All these
Speaker 1: guys a little have chess is either they follow you
Speaker 1: you start to the room got empty. You would just
Speaker 1: spelled the cigar and then strolled the singer too. A man,
Speaker 1: I didn't have to help. What more? You still got
Speaker 1: to have a strong room, you know. Am Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to get a shot of some sort. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take a shout of what that young lady bought.
Speaker 1: We got another one, right, that was nice that I
Speaker 1: got someone already. No, no, you can't control the rule happen.
Speaker 1: You know that's true. But okay, you allow to get away.
Speaker 1: So you got either mangoes to rock or tagg a bone.
Speaker 1: I'll take one more. Everybody the world is why is
Speaker 1: it in Chinese? Because it's yeah, and it's me in
Speaker 1: the country. It's not so speak. I know what is
Speaker 1: going on. So when I'm in the hospital, what did
Speaker 1: you drink? Exactly? What did you have? Some nigger that
Speaker 1: don't look waste made me drink. Just who can't use
Speaker 1: arrow here? Oh it's terrible, it's terrible. Yeah, it's out.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. That's an ancient Chinese secret. By the way,
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, and it's y'all
Speaker 1: got medical in Well you got none of that, you know,
Speaker 1: Shott shot, just shot. You know. This is the thing
Speaker 1: you got to realize. And he's saying, my nose is sweating.
Speaker 1: We made sure you had to take the chair with
Speaker 1: with the stability because I don't remember, David, we gave
Speaker 1: the stability. Oh, don't, don't be valuable. Don't be foul, dude,
Speaker 1: don't I'm not fat. I'm staying fact. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: he fout. Yeah, I ain't getting out. I know. That's
Speaker 1: why at my age, everybody is getting I'm taking all
Speaker 1: the props only two. That's why we're getting to think
Speaker 1: with the bat because TK did everything. Let me take
Speaker 1: something to say, you know, in our generation and all lifetime,
Speaker 1: us being black Latino, whatever we are, we're from the hood.
Speaker 1: And in the hood, when people get ten years, people
Speaker 1: get twenty years, people get twenty five years, people get
Speaker 1: thirty years. They're so quick to say that nigga is
Speaker 1: over he's washed up, it's done with him. That's not
Speaker 1: what we want to do overhead. We want to do overheads.
Speaker 1: We want to continue to praise all legends, whether it
Speaker 1: be in in the comedian stance, whether it be in
Speaker 1: a lyrical stance, whether it being uh acting stance or whatever.
Speaker 1: And you are one of the people that we want
Speaker 1: to continue to conmemorate and salute and thank you. I
Speaker 1: really appreciate it and do that and let you know
Speaker 1: that you've got a platform here. We don't care if
Speaker 1: you sat a lot of speaker. Now those all people men,
Speaker 1: you know, it's all jokes. You know, say we were
Speaker 1: rather you come here. But this doesn't matter because me,
Speaker 1: me and Charlette Mane is in tune with a black
Speaker 1: lou I called it black at to call you to
Speaker 1: put me on. And you know that's my man. That's
Speaker 1: that's that's the man. That's all man. And what we
Speaker 1: want to say is, you know, in this genre, this
Speaker 1: this this this thing that we live in, people give
Speaker 1: us five years and seven years when we have people
Speaker 1: like you who have been doing it since end up
Speaker 1: you have been touring and then you're doing it now
Speaker 1: since Drink Champions popular you want to continue to support
Speaker 1: you with a team to tell you to take shots
Speaker 1: with us. We're gonna have the girl, you know, Dominican
Speaker 1: girl that looked blast right. Gonna make sure she drive
Speaker 1: you back and marry her name. Yeah, whenever, you gotta
Speaker 1: gonna change your converses. But I'm gonna Mary. It's like
Speaker 1: a baby. You can do whatever you need to do.
Speaker 1: A young lady, and you're single. To my God, and
Speaker 1: y'all look good. You'll get it on tape. You'll get
Speaker 1: here on tell you. I want the world to see.
Speaker 1: I don't talking to listen. This is let me just
Speaker 1: niggers know what I'm talking about, Film Hall and film connection.
Speaker 1: Look look at that too, and this is exactly how
Speaker 1: Drake got made. I'm just be honest. This is exactly
Speaker 1: how Drake got here. This girl is unbelievable. Goddamn. You
Speaker 1: see the fellows. You see the confidence that I had.
Speaker 1: That's what drew her in and I got the number.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go out. I'm gonna push the maserati. The
Speaker 1: hair flowed because that's not a weird I said, that's
Speaker 1: not a week. That's real. That's real. That's that's important
Speaker 1: because when you date a woman that don't have a
Speaker 1: week be safe the housands throughout the year. We've expensive
Speaker 1: expensive than a month. For real. They don't even want
Speaker 1: they don't even want the old ship. No man they
Speaker 1: grew out there in the relationship wants money down. Y'all
Speaker 1: got me fucked up? This is fucked up, y'all. This
Speaker 1: is they never see me like this. They see you
Speaker 1: give me that we back. Tell me about my hunted
Speaker 1: And where did y'all get your weed from? From the
Speaker 1: nigg of that raised you got the plug, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We've got the we talking about the cash
Speaker 1: money crom like cash money. They forgot. I was in
Speaker 1: the bringing the cash money situation was old phenomenal because
Speaker 1: I met baby and little Lane right when he was starting.
Speaker 1: When they kissed, Yeah, when I saw him kissed. So
Speaker 1: it's not a secret that they say they kiss the baby.
Speaker 1: All of them used to kill. I thought it was
Speaker 1: some mafia ship. Yeah, it's like it wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: Were they on that. I never know they was doing that.
Speaker 1: They was actually kissing each other in the mouth, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't on my spere shop. I don't listen I've
Speaker 1: been in the streets all around the world. One of
Speaker 1: my connects was in New Orleans. I said, Nigga, this
Speaker 1: is I called. I said, this is how y'all move?
Speaker 1: He said, non naked, baby, and them just on some
Speaker 1: different ship. But I never question to see one thing
Speaker 1: about being a man. Whatever lane or nigga, take that's lane,
Speaker 1: and you let the motherfucker take his lane. So I
Speaker 1: allowed him to take his lane. But they was always
Speaker 1: good to me. When I say always always good to me.
Speaker 1: If I was walking down street, now, baby and the
Speaker 1: motherfuckers will pull over, get out the car and have
Speaker 1: a conversation with me for about forty five minutes to hour.
Speaker 1: That's the respect they always had for me. When we
Speaker 1: did the movie called on Ball the Blocking, I played
Speaker 1: the cop and Ball the Blocking. You know. Um they
Speaker 1: allowed me to write my own ship, and I remember
Speaker 1: Baby coming to my trailer. Any must have had like
Speaker 1: a million dollars in suitcase and asked me how much
Speaker 1: did um I charge? And I said, the whole motherfuck's
Speaker 1: suitcase house. I've never seen anyone not respect money before.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that was about him. They didn't respect money.
Speaker 1: They did not respect did not respect money. So one
Speaker 1: night we went out, it was like five six o'clock
Speaker 1: in the evening, and he brought like nine Bentley's at
Speaker 1: one time. So me, my man was in the other seats.
Speaker 1: That need just think about the buys Bentley. We really
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna really go down like that because
Speaker 1: he didn't respect one. We didn't get to Bentley. The
Speaker 1: thought of that happening, it was just phenomenal, cause he
Speaker 1: really was that type of duo. He really was, you know,
Speaker 1: and to to no matter what him lu Wayne's going
Speaker 1: through whatever, the nigga pulled up one of the coldest
Speaker 1: moves in my fucking music history, you know, because what
Speaker 1: people don't know is that when he got in front
Speaker 1: of that thirty million dollars um, he was really in
Speaker 1: the red. Juven I sold so many my fucking records
Speaker 1: that before the years old the thirty million was paid back,
Speaker 1: they was in black and the motherfucker's never been in
Speaker 1: the red ever since. That's that's just just a blessing.
Speaker 1: Yoll And, like I said, from the end, from Ruthless
Speaker 1: Records to um Um MASTERP who for babing them still
Speaker 1: to be doing what they're doing, and they ain't got
Speaker 1: the hottest artists in the world. Regardless of what his
Speaker 1: plans are. The nigga pulls some coaches the hardest artists
Speaker 1: in the world. Drake, Yeah, yeah, I don't know now
Speaker 1: what happened to hip hop is when I watched I
Speaker 1: went to his concert, Oh trade concert, I've watched him,
Speaker 1: and I said to myself, how did they let this
Speaker 1: motherfucker in the light skin nigger? Yes? How that? Because
Speaker 1: what happened from Big Daddy King exactly do skin niggas happened?
Speaker 1: People to understand what happened, you know, his evolution, evolution,
Speaker 1: But what happened with Drake. Here's a guy who you
Speaker 1: tell was a fan of hip hop? Is this Big
Speaker 1: Daddy can't I've been a fan of hip hop from
Speaker 1: day one from tell us, tell us what happened from
Speaker 1: the dogskin community, because I want to understand what people
Speaker 1: started in the dogskin community that told me something abouts
Speaker 1: have got nothing to do? It? Is this fun Cubans
Speaker 1: in it? Yeah, it's the dark skinning a community. But
Speaker 1: you know saying I love you so much, let's not
Speaker 1: get into nationalities because people really take what we're saying seriously.
Speaker 1: And these mother Fockers will be on something black dominicating
Speaker 1: them better than you. I don't want to really go
Speaker 1: that there, if you don't mind me being the older
Speaker 1: person in the so um Baby was just a phenomenal, dude.
Speaker 1: But the tour with them to do ball, the blocking,
Speaker 1: it was just really some phenomenal. And then I went
Speaker 1: on tour with them and did But the thing I
Speaker 1: liked about them was it was a cash Money Millionaires DMX,
Speaker 1: the cash Money I was the MC. I was over
Speaker 1: to that for them, Cash Money Friday. That was the
Speaker 1: next tour after you know, Rock and Fellow. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I host that tour to get the funk out of Yes, Sir.
Speaker 1: I was on the tour with jay Z. And also
Speaker 1: and the crazy thing about the jay Z tour is
Speaker 1: that when I was really five years old, I threw
Speaker 1: a party in New York City. Jay Z was my
Speaker 1: birthday celebration. I paid that nigger fifteenhundred hours and he
Speaker 1: was late and I wasn't going to them morn And
Speaker 1: after that I went on tour with him and Damon
Speaker 1: um whatever jay Z. I paid them high. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I started, I started, I started going toward them, but
Speaker 1: then I started, I wrote songs for a Second and None,
Speaker 1: a MG, bitch better have My Money. Yeah, I wrote
Speaker 1: all this stuff, and they stuff to take them on
Speaker 1: to it was this better have mom crazy Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the words of the moment. Yeah, I've been involved with
Speaker 1: all this ship, like all this ship, but I always
Speaker 1: didn't know. I just don't brag about it. So you
Speaker 1: wrote that I wrote gits and all that on his albums, sure,
Speaker 1: this Second and None, all goddamnum and E O G
Speaker 1: and the Bulldogs. Yea'll go way back. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: I remember on the Cash Money tour, we had a
Speaker 1: little situation and Boston with maid Men. There was a
Speaker 1: fight between the rough Riders and made Men when the
Speaker 1: motherfucker's got stabbed and I'm in the middle of the
Speaker 1: ship because everybody just loved me, but they're gonna pass
Speaker 1: me stabbing each other. But may men didn't know that
Speaker 1: the rough Riders was that motherfucker tough they met. They
Speaker 1: matched that motherfucking night because it's looking at what he
Speaker 1: died because the rough Riders stabbed them. Nigg is the
Speaker 1: funk up for real. They came with fists and the
Speaker 1: rough Rider came with knives. Puerto Rican stopped. Yep, sure
Speaker 1: there goddamn So you don't make noise for that or not.
Speaker 1: Ain't making noise when we do all this for the
Speaker 1: just I'm taking ball t K as well. You know
Speaker 1: what that is. Stay and you stole this correct car,
Speaker 1: so cred Steeler. I did steal the daddy credit card.
Speaker 1: You're you're my nigme, always been. Now you saw me perform. No,
Speaker 1: you killed once. You sw me, you killed it and
Speaker 1: it's all My wife said, thank you, you see the show.
Speaker 1: But the other guy, this, this is how I got
Speaker 1: to know. I gotta start dressing different, right. The other
Speaker 1: guy that performed for you, yes, he was like, he
Speaker 1: said something about Cuba. My wife was like, Cuba and
Speaker 1: our grandma just lacks not heard you in the background,
Speaker 1: I said, when he already the dude said, look, he said,
Speaker 1: this is why I don't like dogs, and like I
Speaker 1: feel like I I mean a lot of money in
Speaker 1: my life. No, it wasn't there. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what he did. When the comedian here go on with that,
Speaker 1: that's cold, nigga. Shut the funk up. I'm going to
Speaker 1: the car whatever. And that's what you get here, because
Speaker 1: when when you said it, I knew I'd love to
Speaker 1: be here for you and wait for my man with that.
Speaker 1: That's how you said, go on with that, And that
Speaker 1: was around they said cuban and then my wife said, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, you leave, but that's how I mean.
Speaker 1: But then you came out there. Now this is your
Speaker 1: this is what I'm want to understand. Do you go
Speaker 1: approach crowd. I based my show based on the or
Speaker 1: do you say, let me look at these niggers. I
Speaker 1: come out and whatever my feeling is. I always say
Speaker 1: they don't laugh, but I always make him laugh. But
Speaker 1: the ship that I say is just so insane. That's
Speaker 1: gonna work. Now if I have to do a white audience,
Speaker 1: then I've become a comedian doing more. Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: work the audience like you right now, we're all white
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, great, I'm gonna say, dude, okay, so
Speaker 1: we could do white materials. There's white mater. I just
Speaker 1: found thought I was just lessi I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: like but I don't know. I thought I was the
Speaker 1: Matrix Stele in the movie No, but you're and I'm not.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to hold the level. Just follow,
Speaker 1: follow the story. So I'm just LESSI and I'm see
Speaker 1: I read things different than most people. So I'm saying
Speaker 1: to myself, I'm fucking brilliant. I don't see what other
Speaker 1: people say. That's what happens. So I tell people one night,
Speaker 1: I said, let me spend something to you. While I
Speaker 1: know I'm smarter than you. I think it's an earthquake
Speaker 1: that happens in the ocean to Sami comes to your Now.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm proving to you I'm smarter than you.
Speaker 1: See most people say, Sudami. That shows that you're lazy.
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm not lazy, I'm right. See the tea.
Speaker 1: They didn't want me to say the tea. The t
Speaker 1: shouldn't beat it. Act like that tea is not that
Speaker 1: I see the tea. All right, I'm smarter most of
Speaker 1: y'all small. Colonel c O L O N I L.
Speaker 1: I mean I A L. That's not colonel, that's colognel.
Speaker 1: Colonel is k E A R N A L. Colonel?
Speaker 1: You text your girl in the morning, baby, I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to dinner, eat your us to
Speaker 1: late at night. You know a w DAR that's gonna
Speaker 1: a R a r E. So that a little deeper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you don't even notice. But I'm gonna ask you,
Speaker 1: why do old people walks her early in the morning?
Speaker 1: Do they have somewhere to go? And why do people
Speaker 1: say good things come to those who wait? Was that
Speaker 1: ship on l A And ladies? Why would men go
Speaker 1: down on you? They always try to kiss you afterwards?
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Speaker 1: Rapper and R and d J. Then yeah, so now
Speaker 1: before we get up out of here, we gotta get
Speaker 1: to who ways? Who rags? Did you think of that?
Speaker 1: How did you come up with that? How did you
Speaker 1: apply who raves you? Is? It really starts from my
Speaker 1: daughter's mother. Let starts from there in the relationship. Because
Speaker 1: when you treat somebody so good and they funk up
Speaker 1: in life, you all back in the days say that
Speaker 1: the apple don't fall too far from the trade. All right,
Speaker 1: I take a bit list the ways exactly. So as
Speaker 1: I was dating people, I would see beautiful women who
Speaker 1: just didn't have proper upbringing. I used to say this
Speaker 1: one girl, I need to meet your mom because the
Speaker 1: bitch was so fine. We didn't finish our shot. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: Oh let's do let's finish our shot. Your shot. I'll
Speaker 1: drink my shot. Well, I'm not kind of, we're doing
Speaker 1: another one. We're finishing the bottle. I'm you don't want that,
Speaker 1: So I don't want that. I'm so sorry, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Mother. There, I haven't tell you. It's a
Speaker 1: good part of the boss. How you're doing everybody he's
Speaker 1: trying to kill you. Sleep there. I'm coming back to
Speaker 1: the wan who raised great. I'm listening all the way.
Speaker 1: This episode dropping right before New Mom. He came could
Speaker 1: have been a bit chass nigga and came seeing us
Speaker 1: after January. He didn't. He's seen us in December. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep our promise and drop this in this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna drop this on Friday Friday, like real nigga.
Speaker 1: We're gonna turn seven thing out with this. We're gonna
Speaker 1: turn out with this second because of the alcohol. Because
Speaker 1: your chance is on your stone. With his chests on
Speaker 1: his stomach, you got a restaurantory. In fact, who ship?
Speaker 1: So who raised you? For people to know? It's just
Speaker 1: a formula to make people aware who you are and
Speaker 1: who raised you. And it's so important because you got
Speaker 1: men that here want to be good to women, but
Speaker 1: that wasn't raised right. You got women who want to
Speaker 1: be good to men, but the man wasn't raised right.
Speaker 1: So I take who raised you and put it in
Speaker 1: your face. Put it just like digg is out here
Speaker 1: slinging dick like they successful. Your niggas here fucking bitches
Speaker 1: like y'all got money and your niggas know your financial
Speaker 1: situation it's sucked up, but yeah, you still approach your
Speaker 1: bit know and you're about to disturb nigg it. So listen,
Speaker 1: we're gonna put down the cold of shit in the
Speaker 1: world right January one, I want you to catch me
Speaker 1: at the Music Hall, all right, janiear train to catch
Speaker 1: me at the Music Hall um this weekend when this airs,
Speaker 1: I'll be performing at the Uptown Comic Club And shout
Speaker 1: out to all my fans in Atlanta, Georgia. What's the
Speaker 1: great thing uptown comic clubs in Atlanta, New York. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's Uptown Comedy back in the day. But but you
Speaker 1: must have been to jail and you never caught up.
Speaker 1: So one of the greatest moments of this next year
Speaker 1: is that I signed the deal to become a ring
Speaker 1: announcer in Kenya, Africa. Watch what we're going with this. Now,
Speaker 1: these are the young people. I was gonna say, motherfucker's
Speaker 1: but if they listen to them, wanna make sure you'll
Speaker 1: say this clearly have giving me a voice to be
Speaker 1: a ring announcing Kenya for six fights over the next year,
Speaker 1: where I'm the Michael Buffo Vegas, the guy who says,
Speaker 1: let's get ready to run vote. So I'm in a
Speaker 1: tough bow tie, not being a comedian, just an m C.
Speaker 1: And what I want to share with comics is that
Speaker 1: you play the hand that you dealt. You gotta be
Speaker 1: a stand up comedian. You got to be a businessman.
Speaker 1: You got to know numbers, you know, and you gotta
Speaker 1: know how to subtract, and you gotta know how to multiply.
Speaker 1: And you've got not new business. And I always tell people,
Speaker 1: all money is good money to a hustler, whether it's
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars or whether it's a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Go get the money, because I come from an error
Speaker 1: where you worked forty hours a week and you made
Speaker 1: a seven hundred, five hundred dollars and by the time
Speaker 1: he took taxes your ass when he came home with
Speaker 1: three hundred and something dollars and people don't understand that ship.
Speaker 1: So if you can make a hundred thousand and fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes or a hundred thousand an hour, and that's what
Speaker 1: somebody offered you, my suggestion is never same, motherfucker. Now,
Speaker 1: always go get the motherfucking money, because what you gentlemen
Speaker 1: don't want is to ever get old and be broken,
Speaker 1: ever get old, and how motherfucker you gotta depend on
Speaker 1: the motherfucker because your money wasn't right when you had
Speaker 1: thirty forty fifty something years to get your life together.
Speaker 1: You know, when you think about this one day I'm
Speaker 1: in heaven, you're gonna say Yo. Ran ramp At nori
Speaker 1: AGA's interviewed Draine Chance and when the flies niggers ever
Speaker 1: hit the game, they're like, oh, t to the motherfucker
Speaker 1: these days one of my mother day. And they don't.
Speaker 1: On tour February with Kisha Cold, but early that morning
Speaker 1: if you're in Jersey City, New Jersey, make sure you
Speaker 1: come to the ceremony because I'm getting the street and
Speaker 1: ain't after me called T. K. Kirklin. Now and now
Speaker 1: the old school niggas like Texas, I catch my own flat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come on there. That's gonna be beautiful, y'all.
Speaker 1: But that's the greatest gift in the world. I think,
Speaker 1: before you get up, comedians, you guys, do your motherfucking thing.
Speaker 1: What is the ultimate like finale for a comedian? You
Speaker 1: know what? Everybody has different things. Everybody wants to be
Speaker 1: a movie star, everybody wants to have a TV show.
Speaker 1: But what's great about me going to college is that
Speaker 1: it taught me to do your due diligen just by
Speaker 1: anything you do. I tell that to if you're gonna
Speaker 1: be a hustler, if you're gonna be a con honest,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be a husband, you're gonna be a businessman,
Speaker 1: you do research. Entertainment really is not made for Afro Americans,
Speaker 1: Spanish Cuban people to be on TV. Why because we
Speaker 1: don't own the playing field. Let me speak to what
Speaker 1: I mean. See that's not the field we own, but
Speaker 1: we run basketball we run football, but the Jews and
Speaker 1: the white people run TV. And this is the reason
Speaker 1: why you want to see five people in every fucking
Speaker 1: movie that you see. Now, don't you think Samuel Jackson,
Speaker 1: it's from Capital one commercials to every fucking movie in
Speaker 1: the world. You don't think nobody. You don't think you
Speaker 1: could give that to somebody else. And not taking anyway
Speaker 1: from him, it's just that what white America sees is
Speaker 1: he's the only black person that's we're gonna give a
Speaker 1: shot too. And that's the reason why you understand. So
Speaker 1: I always tell people, get an education, get a skill,
Speaker 1: and learn how to take care of your family. And now,
Speaker 1: if you are entertaining of a family, to me, that's
Speaker 1: really a bad thing to do. The reason why it's
Speaker 1: a bad thing to do because anytime you're on your square,
Speaker 1: you should never be in a relationship. You should always
Speaker 1: be in a situation where you have nothing to distract you,
Speaker 1: no emotion that would make you make a decision that
Speaker 1: you can't follow your dream. And this is the purpose
Speaker 1: of sticking your dick and a woman. You have to
Speaker 1: understand the consequences. Then once you get an erection and
Speaker 1: there's something else that you want what's small important? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because everybody like to have money,
Speaker 1: and you know you ain't gotta be rich, but I
Speaker 1: want you all to make money. You know, whether you
Speaker 1: get in twenty a month, ten thousand a month, learn
Speaker 1: how to save your money. You've got five h bank
Speaker 1: last year, you should have a thousand of bank this year.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying, and that's what I want
Speaker 1: for people. And you gotta understand do you due diligence?
Speaker 1: And that's why I was talking about hustles. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, no one should go to jail to day
Speaker 1: because you have so many examples or what not to do.
Speaker 1: You have the junior MANFA, you got BMF, you got
Speaker 1: everybody that's that's your family. That's my family. Yeah. Well
Speaker 1: James Cole is my cousin. And back in the day
Speaker 1: when I was in college, I was what you call
Speaker 1: the navigator. I was a guy who threw people in
Speaker 1: and got people out because back then they didn't have
Speaker 1: what they have now. You can walk on the plane
Speaker 1: with five keys on you and nobody was gonna patch
Speaker 1: you down. That's gonna happen. I was like that just
Speaker 1: talked about the eighties early nineties, you know, so um
Speaker 1: when technologies started changing, everything went down and you just
Speaker 1: couldn't get through the airports no more so. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, they always say, don't talk on the phone.
Speaker 1: And there's one particularly when all of us, my other
Speaker 1: connectors are burnout. So you know, we should do the
Speaker 1: burnout thing. So we take people's phone numbers some ministries
Speaker 1: and make thousands of dollars on that. But this one
Speaker 1: particularly day, the fett bugged our phones and not even
Speaker 1: sent about. Whole organization got locked up. And on that
Speaker 1: particular day, I think I was in school, so I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't on the phone at that time, but everybody
Speaker 1: else got locked up, and that's how I went down.
Speaker 1: It makes a little you've really been through a lot
Speaker 1: of ships. I've been through a lot of ship y'all.
Speaker 1: Another crazy story. Nobody on the other this one more thing,
Speaker 1: please give this is this is gonna suck everybody out.
Speaker 1: I was one of the founders of Scientology story y'o
Speaker 1: in Santa Rose of California. To this day, to this day,
Speaker 1: they still call me because I'm like a god to them,
Speaker 1: to Scientology. So see when I was in Santa Rose
Speaker 1: of California, I ran into some people at the library
Speaker 1: and they was Ron L. Hubbard and all them. So
Speaker 1: I gave my little advice and all that type of
Speaker 1: ship to what they should do. But as anything I do,
Speaker 1: I introduced people together and then I move on, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's just um po thing and to you know what,
Speaker 1: this is one of the things for scientology. You have
Speaker 1: to make a phone call. And I want to put
Speaker 1: this guy. He's been trying to get me on the phone.
Speaker 1: It's the scientology guy. This side out. Yes, I wanted
Speaker 1: to make it. Yeah, we're gonna make this ship insane.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get sign telling you say, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get this right on the phone, right, Yo. I know
Speaker 1: that fucking guys makes some fucking them is a drunk.
Speaker 1: He's just joke, just way too much crazy when I'm wild.
Speaker 1: Give me a second, you need This is about ticket
Speaker 1: in a while. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna change the world. Right,
Speaker 1: and make sure you'll put this mother about takee YACU
Speaker 1: drink kind of sports maybe, oh ship, he was right
Speaker 1: about basketball, right about best. I heard your piss right true?
Speaker 1: He said something he said the calves. No baby, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we got t K. We got t K in the kee.
Speaker 1: You the motherfucking game t K. He already, Um, he said,
Speaker 1: he come with drink Chace for Network. He's gonna leave
Speaker 1: last speaker, but you know we're gonna cut you in. Charlottaigne.
Speaker 1: What's up my name Monday? He wrote with us. You
Speaker 1: heard that, he said, he's just being nice, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. You know we're the Black Luminati, right,
Speaker 1: We're the Black Room, the Cuban bro. You're black to me.
Speaker 1: You e f tax Stone U t Kkkland We kicked,
Speaker 1: we kicked be dot Matt might come in, but we're
Speaker 1: kicking Elliot out because let let man be that sacrifice.
Speaker 1: Eliot be be that sacrifice. Elliot. It's a terrible accident
Speaker 1: gonna happen to Elliots five broad level. I know very soon, Um,
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. Yeah, that's the wrong year to be
Speaker 1: saying that. Ship I've never seen that like this. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Charlotte Mane say that one one time. Elliot's gonna wake
Speaker 1: up doin. That's funny. It's out. He's going to be
Speaker 1: the opposite of Vil Cartel. Yeah, Vil Cartel woke up
Speaker 1: light skin from gonna work up. T Kerr Kirkland selling me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get him to do push ups. Nigger
Speaker 1: chances on the stomach. That's why he leans over like
Speaker 1: if people think it's against the wall. The nigger got ted.
Speaker 1: It was t k give me his conversary. He can't
Speaker 1: give me his conversary. And nobody laughs, right because they
Speaker 1: know it was not true. No, no, they know that.
Speaker 1: And that jail nigga, right, that's true. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: jail man. We love your prostate car. Let's go. Let's
Speaker 1: go for it. Brother, I don't know. We're taking one
Speaker 1: more show. He can't You can't do what he can.
Speaker 1: He can't stole pump Daddy press. There's still a credit
Speaker 1: card and you can't let him out. Many bracelests you
Speaker 1: have on no broke, I'm fucked up. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: I got four of I don't know they Rubbert rings
Speaker 1: them niggas is bracelet I'm from on school the bracelets nigga.
Speaker 1: Pol you're not for you got your life, you got
Speaker 1: a beautiful wife. You gotta show you've got people who
Speaker 1: believe in your You don't pay do this. You'll do
Speaker 1: this once a week. They here every day. They're here
Speaker 1: once a week. They're here before you said once a week.
Speaker 1: Every day here you get to take a shot. No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to trick. I'm done with the alcohol. You'll
Speaker 1: call you my gift, nigger. Look at this. I feel
Speaker 1: like I got an award. Yeah, I got a fine wife.
Speaker 1: I probably met my wife here, nigga. I wish I
Speaker 1: got everything here. You we never officially gave you that.
Speaker 1: You know what you get me up? No, you gave
Speaker 1: it to me about an hour ago. Yeah, like this
Speaker 1: we start. It's never a rumor until we have a conversation.
Speaker 1: M We don't care. We believe it, but we believe
Speaker 1: in me. We believe in being positive. That's being positive. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You know I'm truly interested. After you grabbed it like that,
Speaker 1: it's definitely your box. You said that in our right finestic.
Speaker 1: The way you held it's your I can't touch you
Speaker 1: that that. Wow, it's kind. Well, I just need somebody
Speaker 1: to get the market because I need them to sign it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna signed. I gotta gotta sign it, all right.
Speaker 1: Put the tea to the motherfucker cave to date. I'm
Speaker 1: a good fred artist. Okay, don't drop the bottom. Don't
Speaker 1: you got weak rest for the weekend? Okay, but I
Speaker 1: might not put the date and all that ship looking
Speaker 1: forward for it? But doited? I just wanted Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the data is, believe it? And aren't
Speaker 1: you left hand it? No? I have a gestus. Okay,
Speaker 1: you could say it. I can't say the word. Give
Speaker 1: it the look. But my ship, my ship is shining.
Speaker 1: Look are you gonna take that back on the flight
Speaker 1: with you? Oh? No, I got my way of getting
Speaker 1: to the house. A right, we know us on what
Speaker 1: you need to focus? You do? Rob and your mac?
Speaker 1: What's up with you with Mike Tyson types? Some good friends,
Speaker 1: never Rob Mike. No, it ain't. But Mike, my nigger.
Speaker 1: Mike used to come pick me up in that fucking
Speaker 1: landball have the doors problem? Is this a matter of fact?
Speaker 1: The night that Mike came to pick me I'll never
Speaker 1: get it was me, Mike, Hatia and Jack going to
Speaker 1: mcdonna's house. Oh sure, yeah, back in the day. You know,
Speaker 1: when I hear my story, when I hear when I
Speaker 1: when I'm talking, I'm so thankful ship. I'm so thankful
Speaker 1: that the life that I've had. You know, you don't
Speaker 1: think about until you you can actually hear it. But
Speaker 1: there's been one great motherucker journey, great fucking journey. And
Speaker 1: you've seen with Donna. Yeah, Donna, cool person. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she had spread. You just don't know what happened. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened in other room, but cold people.
Speaker 1: But she was sucking. Oh ma, I was sucking back
Speaker 1: in the day. Yeah, she definitely was sucking. Tufa. Everybody
Speaker 1: that came was the first one. Yeah. But when men
Speaker 1: meet certain girls, niggas don't know how to pull them
Speaker 1: and make them queens. You know. That's why I almost
Speaker 1: came out of retirement. Give me Kanye West with the
Speaker 1: with um home girl that with Khalife, what's her name.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cute girls on the market, right,
Speaker 1: So men, young men who meet these beautiful girls, don't
Speaker 1: have the experience to make them better ladies. To the
Speaker 1: man makes a woman who's already great a better woman.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Because I always telling men,
Speaker 1: knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick. So
Speaker 1: when you teach a woman the knowledge about her self,
Speaker 1: knowledge about being a better woman, skys and motherfucker limit.
Speaker 1: And that's why the who Raised Your thing is just
Speaker 1: so phenomenal because as a city that go through, I
Speaker 1: dropped knowledge on them. To anybody, just get one person,
Speaker 1: because I got men who hit me and my d
Speaker 1: M don't even know how to talk to a female.
Speaker 1: They're like, T, can you teach me how to say X,
Speaker 1: Y and Z too so and so I want to
Speaker 1: fuck a girl? How do I go about? And I'm
Speaker 1: reading this and I'm like, what the fund has happened?
Speaker 1: He said, who to the world who raises playing the
Speaker 1: tender games? When we chased nigga, I've been chasing women
Speaker 1: sauce I was motherfucking eleven years old eating pussy behind
Speaker 1: the church and eleven years old. That's from my pusseyologist.
Speaker 1: It's only two of us in a world. I don't
Speaker 1: wanna die. Last year, I want to Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: dropping some jewels. Man, come out, yo, big big guy.
Speaker 1: That's that's gonna be so blessed, y'all. Yeah, that's a blessing.
Speaker 1: We don't give those gas. I know, thank you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that, you know, you didn't you did
Speaker 1: you really talking? I could have to, I didn't didn't
Speaker 1: say you got one, but you still get the way
Speaker 1: out me the gangst of comedy. And we love you
Speaker 1: for that. Nori. I want to thank you. We love
Speaker 1: you for being a real person. From a very moment
Speaker 1: we met you came and counter to with with you. Sir.
Speaker 1: We never we searched anything that was fortulent right, and
Speaker 1: we want you to know that you have a platform
Speaker 1: to come here and continue. I'm gonna come twice a year,
Speaker 1: and you can also drink. Yo. You're trying to drink.
Speaker 1: That's listen to me, guys, I told you on their listen.
Speaker 1: I think all the alcohol and the gifts is come
Speaker 1: on you. But that's one one thing I want to
Speaker 1: share with you. Guys. I'm fifty something years old and
Speaker 1: everybody knows not secret. And when you get a certain
Speaker 1: acid reflects kicks five fifty five fifty five look at
Speaker 1: look at you not that I'm not got it now.
Speaker 1: He ain't sixty because he got all his teeth and
Speaker 1: it's strong, show little, that's nasty. I was showing me
Speaker 1: that again. I was sad right as we speak, that
Speaker 1: need because he did it like this, like I'm going like,
Speaker 1: who that's thet yo. I'm wanting to send y'all some chairs.
Speaker 1: The she campaigne goes more than the check was A
Speaker 1: body gonna be small and you that kind of juicy
Speaker 1: around you. I can't get that. You know you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm unembarrassable. No you lovable home. You can't get getting
Speaker 1: back smooth hol on niggas broke out? Why don't niggas
Speaker 1: move out? Another one of on? That's what we need?
Speaker 1: Cold by now, another one of these because we get
Speaker 1: t K the fu fucked up doing it? Look like
Speaker 1: he ain't drinking this champage that I got to get
Speaker 1: back to what I gotta go. Thank you to you
Speaker 1: because I catched up. I can't look sad. Another cold
Speaker 1: maybe see that one. I'm taking this one. No, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: please don't drop my bottles. Okay, yeah, that's it's not
Speaker 1: for let's let's never been. Only certain guests get especially
Speaker 1: we get this on tap, No, no, no, only can
Speaker 1: we get this on Take listen, Timmy, you gotta be
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