Speaker 1: Second date update. You know, we need so many different
Speaker 1: types of people on these second date updates. Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we don't really have a lot of time to
Speaker 1: go into what they do for a living, That's true.
Speaker 1: We never actually asked him that, but I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: time today. Okay, it doesn't seem really relevant to someone's date, well,
Speaker 1: because Chris is on the phone and he puts something
Speaker 1: in his email to us, and I'm going to need
Speaker 1: an explanation for Okay, So, Chris, you said you already
Speaker 1: talked to your date about this, so I'm not blowing
Speaker 1: it for you. But apparently in your spare time, you're
Speaker 1: a soap carver. Yea, So what does that mean? Basically,
Speaker 1: you take a standard bar soap and you take specific
Speaker 1: tools for that and you'll carve it into different works
Speaker 1: of art or different shapes. Okay, so yeah, so you
Speaker 1: take like Irish spring and turn it into the Mona
Speaker 1: Lisa pretty much? Yeah. Yeah, interesting. I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of prison movies over the weekend, and soap carving a
Speaker 1: lot different than what you just describe. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're the expert, so that's another way to carm So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So does this have anything to do with your date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you start with who you met? What's the
Speaker 1: name of the girl? Jill? Jill? How did you meet her?
Speaker 1: So we met on one of those dating sites where
Speaker 1: the girl has to choose you. And it's kind of
Speaker 1: weird because I'm gonna be honest, like most of the
Speaker 1: girls that choose me are a little different from this girl.
Speaker 1: This girl's a lot more attractive. Oh, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: only that's a nicely of putting it. Um. I was
Speaker 1: a little surprised, kind of like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: she's real kind of thing, really hot. You thought she
Speaker 1: was maybe like a bot or somebody catfishing you or yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this was just kind of like, oh okay. I did
Speaker 1: literally look and make sure she wasn't from Russia. So
Speaker 1: I love them birth So instead of being excited about it,
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, right, yea one, this must be a state.
Speaker 1: Did you mean to swipe left? I hate the Internet? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know where you you are, so I know where
Speaker 1: I stand. I know where I stand in the pack.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Chris. So I was like Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a little weird, but I I'm a messenger or
Speaker 1: we She messaged me, and so we started talking and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I want to set up a
Speaker 1: date with her. At this point, at this point, were
Speaker 1: you trusting her or did you still not believe she
Speaker 1: was who she said she was? He'll didn't believe No, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't. Once again, I'm I'm batting out of my league.
Speaker 1: So something's a little weird. So I could have a
Speaker 1: golf date where there's something that's just, you know, not boring,
Speaker 1: like you sit at a dinner table and stared at
Speaker 1: each other for an hour, like I hate that. Is
Speaker 1: this a mini golf course or a real golf course? No,
Speaker 1: there's a real golf course, like a full golf course.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah at a country club. Well not a country club, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: a public golf course. Yeah okay, Well if you've ever been,
Speaker 1: you know there's a difference. I've only been to public.
Speaker 1: Just wait, Brook, mine's gonna be blunt, but sorry, Chris,
Speaker 1: keep going. What was the golf date? Like? So I
Speaker 1: got there and I started walking and I realized I
Speaker 1: couldn't find my glasses. So basically I was like whatever,
Speaker 1: I guess I just don't have them. So I went
Speaker 1: out in the parking lot and I saw her and
Speaker 1: I started waving at her and like both hands and everything,
Speaker 1: like just make sure she saw me because we've never
Speaker 1: met and everything, and it sounds like you're signaling a play,
Speaker 1: not actually waving at anyone. Yeah, I want to make
Speaker 1: sure she saw me because my visions a little off.
Speaker 1: So I kept waving at her, and then I got
Speaker 1: a little closer and this girl was like can I
Speaker 1: help you? And I was like Jill. She was like no.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it was just some random lady.
Speaker 1: So it was embarrassing, super embarrassing. I'm like, okay, great,
Speaker 1: what have Jill's in the parking I've probably seen this
Speaker 1: like look like an idiot. Well, back to my car.
Speaker 1: I've had extra pair glasses and churn up. My glasses
Speaker 1: had fallen in that little craft between the seat and
Speaker 1: the console, so golf would have not gone well for you.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. So got my glasses and
Speaker 1: now I'm like ten minutes late and ended up meeting
Speaker 1: Jill and shure enough, she's really hot in person, so
Speaker 1: like wait, she she actually was that hot? She's real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's real. What were to be honest? I was. I
Speaker 1: was pretty excited all over. Oh oh yeah, that's an
Speaker 1: interesting way to phrase it. Gonna lie. My five iron
Speaker 1: went to a six iron, So I surprised you went
Speaker 1: with iron on that one. But yeah, yeah, she decided
Speaker 1: to play with me to spite my handicap. So again,
Speaker 1: there's too many euphemisms happening. Did she notice, Well, she
Speaker 1: knew I wanted to get a home on now. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think she could tell. It's a little
Speaker 1: nervous and everything incided. So anyway, we went out and
Speaker 1: we played golf and just kind of talked about our
Speaker 1: hobbies and she asked me fad the hobbies and I
Speaker 1: told her I carved ship sculptures. This is where the
Speaker 1: soap comes in. Now it makes me Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought she'd be a little bit weird it out. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm already late and I'm a little nervous, and you
Speaker 1: know I carved solcier, So I'm like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: probably a little different date from her on golf course.
Speaker 1: But she thought that was pretty cool, and so I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed the day, got to know her and like
Speaker 1: when we got to the parking lot. At the end,
Speaker 1: she kissed me. It was att surprised there and it
Speaker 1: wasn't really Yeah, it wasn't like it like a passionate
Speaker 1: kiss or a makeout, but she did kiss me. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So good. Yeah, And so basically I've been
Speaker 1: texting her and haven't heard back from her since then.
Speaker 1: She hasn't responded in any way. No, I've sent a
Speaker 1: couple of texts now. It was just like, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun, you know, let's hang
Speaker 1: out again. And then nothing and then another text. So
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh, hey, I hope you're having
Speaker 1: a good week. Anyway, I'd like to try to hang
Speaker 1: out again. And didn't get anything back from that. Do
Speaker 1: you know if she's still up on the dating website? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got back on there and noticed that she was
Speaker 1: on there. So maybe she's just playing the field. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, that would be weird after one date
Speaker 1: to take your entire dating profile down Like that's like
Speaker 1: maybe a third or fourth date type of situation. I
Speaker 1: would have done that for her. She's that hot. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. Chris we're gonna play a song.
Speaker 1: Come back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and carve
Speaker 1: some soap. But then when we come back, I don't. Okay,
Speaker 1: guys again, get stop. We'll come back and then we'll
Speaker 1: call Jill and get you your second date update. Okay, okay, perfect,
Speaker 1: All right, hold on if you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: the second date update, we've been talking to Chris. Yea,
Speaker 1: and Chris is just your stereotypical golf playing soap carven
Speaker 1: type of guy. Yeah, basically he puts the men in
Speaker 1: Dove Men's Care or maybe the lay and oil of Olay. Oh,
Speaker 1: get a little. Anyway, Chris met a woman named Jill online,
Speaker 1: who he described as being out of his league. Those
Speaker 1: are his words. So he's definitely nervous going into the date.
Speaker 1: Are you saying he'd have to dial it up? Chris,
Speaker 1: I hope you signed up for lots of soap puns,
Speaker 1: but don't worry, they'll all be clean. Maybe we shouldn't
Speaker 1: even call Jill. Let's just do soap puns all day
Speaker 1: for the next fifteen minutes. I'd really like to watch
Speaker 1: this phone call away. Here we go. Anyway, Chris took
Speaker 1: Jill out for a round of golf. Things went well.
Speaker 1: He even got a kiss at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: but ever since he's not been able to get a
Speaker 1: hold of her. Yeah, and that's pretty accurate, you know,
Speaker 1: chrisy sounds so chill almost where you're like, not even
Speaker 1: that invested in this. I can't get a read on
Speaker 1: how you're feeling about it. Yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 1: did anything wrong, per se. I think maybe she's a
Speaker 1: little weird now by the fact that I do soap sculpture,
Speaker 1: So I don't I mean, maybe she thought it was
Speaker 1: really nerdy or something. I don't know. Yeah, women actually
Speaker 1: like guys to nerd out on something. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: what it is, like, have an interest, have a hobby.
Speaker 1: It's really attractive. Okay, bo I'm just so Yeah. But
Speaker 1: then you see a hot guye with muscles, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have to talk, and you're like, oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to date him. You just want
Speaker 1: to have a night with him, you know what I'm saying. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll send you to the mathlete convention and we'll see
Speaker 1: how that goes. But Chris, let's call Jill right now
Speaker 1: and find out how she really feels Okay, yeah, definitely
Speaker 1: call her and just so you know, she even sounds hot,
Speaker 1: so just wow, gosh, so we don't get too like,
Speaker 1: what works up. I appreciate the heads up there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can tell she's hot just by listening to her.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get a moist towel at ready, and
Speaker 1: let's down the numbers right now here we go? Hello,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, is Jill there? Yeah? Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Jill. Who's this? My name's Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have
Speaker 1: a moment to talk to us. I'm sorry, who are
Speaker 1: you again? I'm Jeffrey. Okay, Brooke is over here, Hi, Jill?
Speaker 1: Oh hi, Jose is also here. We have a radio
Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
Speaker 1: doing something with you called a second date update. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if you're not calling them back, they can reach out
Speaker 1: to us and we'll call them try and figure out
Speaker 1: the reason why. Okay. Wow, um, it's interesting. So someone
Speaker 1: wrote us about you really yeah yeah, okay, do you
Speaker 1: know who it is? I literally have no idea. Well,
Speaker 1: he's going to feel really happy when he hears that.
Speaker 1: But his name is Chris. Oh, I think I know
Speaker 1: who that is. Thank you. You went golfing with him, right,
Speaker 1: the soap guy? Yeah, did you forget your date? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I go on a lot of dates, so it's kind
Speaker 1: of hard sometimes. Yeah. Well, maybe to help refresh your memory.
Speaker 1: He told us a little bit about what happened. He said,
Speaker 1: he took your golfing, and he was running a little
Speaker 1: bit late because he lost his glasses. But you guys
Speaker 1: played around together, and he told you about his soap carving.
Speaker 1: And it even ended with you giving him a kiss,
Speaker 1: a little kiss. It was on the cheek. Okay. So
Speaker 1: he wants to know why aren't you answering him now?
Speaker 1: Because he's trying to get a hold of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just gonna be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: just don't want you to judge me, So please don't
Speaker 1: judge me. Oh it's always bad when people start sings
Speaker 1: like that. But we will try. We will try, Jill. Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want to come across as someone
Speaker 1: who sort of like thinks a lot of themselves. They
Speaker 1: don't want to see them sort of conceited or anything.
Speaker 1: But I would like to date down. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? What do you mean you like
Speaker 1: to date down? Okay, I don't know if that's exactly
Speaker 1: the way to say it, but um, I know I'm
Speaker 1: good looking. I know I'm attractive. That's okay to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's fine. It's something I've known
Speaker 1: my whole life. So I like to date guys bet
Speaker 1: are less attractive than I am. Why I mean, you
Speaker 1: purposely go out and look for unattractive men? Okay? There
Speaker 1: are two reasons. One, they treat me better, they're more appreciative.
Speaker 1: And the second thing is a lot of these guys
Speaker 1: have a low self esteem. They've never really dated an
Speaker 1: attractive girl. And I just I feel like, in a way,
Speaker 1: it's sort of like I'm helping them because I'm going
Speaker 1: on a date. I'm making them feel good about themselves. Wait, no,
Speaker 1: that nice. You're pity dating dudes and you think that
Speaker 1: that is the only thing that's lifting their self confidence
Speaker 1: because you find them not very attractive. Like that? Would?
Speaker 1: I think that's a really nice thing of you to do.
Speaker 1: What thank you? Yeah? I want to kind of help
Speaker 1: build them up, so you know, going forward, I feel
Speaker 1: like they should be going into new relationships just feeling
Speaker 1: good about themselves. I see. So basically you're the Mother
Speaker 1: Teresa of ages. You're there for them. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying they're ugly, it's just like another sort of
Speaker 1: level of attractiveness. I mean, you know their levels, and
Speaker 1: because they don't have the looks, if they can build
Speaker 1: up their confidence, they can become more attractive. I don't
Speaker 1: agree with any of this. Well, I appreciate that breakdown,
Speaker 1: Mother Teresa, and you just call her empty from now?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, empty? Okay, Jill, So does that kind of
Speaker 1: answer your question or I mean it does answer my question,
Speaker 1: But I'm just wondering how Chris feels about that. Well,
Speaker 1: hopefully he won't know, and you know, you can tell
Speaker 1: him something else, but I'm just being honest with you.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you can tell him, Okay I got
Speaker 1: back together with my ex boyfriend. Well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be honest with you now and let you know that
Speaker 1: Chris has actually been on the other line listening this
Speaker 1: entire time. That is so uncool. You guys, Hey, Joe, hey, sweetie,
Speaker 1: how are you so condescending Joel. I mean, what happened
Speaker 1: all you in the room being like, no, it's for
Speaker 1: a great cause. Any guy would love this. Brook. You
Speaker 1: promise not to judge. I never promise that. I I mean,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, and I get the logic
Speaker 1: and everything, But you know, I don't think that you're
Speaker 1: helping anybody out by doing that. I just think you
Speaker 1: have so much potential. Like you definitely are actually cuter
Speaker 1: than you give yourself credit for. You're not like really,
Speaker 1: you know, in my league, but you're definitely in your
Speaker 1: own league. And I think a lot of women would
Speaker 1: be attracted to you. Oh god, um, thank you so welcome.
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, I think you have something and it's
Speaker 1: so cute, Like you make like soap, you know, like
Speaker 1: molds or whatever. It's actually called soap carving. I'm a
Speaker 1: soap harver. Okay, all right, well you know whatever it's,
Speaker 1: it's I think it's really fun. And I think there's
Speaker 1: someone you can meet that would be into something sort
Speaker 1: of creative and you could like do art two things together.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jill, Jill, if you want to be
Speaker 1: like a dating expert, just go get a job and
Speaker 1: like people can hire you for help. Nobody wants your
Speaker 1: Chris doesn't want your help. Where are you mad? She's
Speaker 1: being nice? No, she's not. She's like disregarding his like
Speaker 1: art as like some like cuty little thing he does
Speaker 1: on the side. If she's it's sweet, it's like what
Speaker 1: man makes soap harving. Oh my god. I mean, I
Speaker 1: appreciate what you're saying there and everything, but what you're
Speaker 1: saying is you don't want to date me because I
Speaker 1: really look, I just don't think you're outside is particularly beautiful,
Speaker 1: but you're inside is seriously beautiful, and that's okay. I
Speaker 1: don't Jill, I don't understand. I thought that you said
Speaker 1: that you like guys that are less attractive. I'm not
Speaker 1: necessarily it's someone I've been a long term relationship with,
Speaker 1: but I'm enjoy spending time with. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so ridiculous. You're the kickstarter for ugly guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I think the only one with an insecurity
Speaker 1: problem is you, Jill, Like, you're obviously not looking for
Speaker 1: a relationship, and you're you're using this as an excuse
Speaker 1: because you're too scared yourself to like date people who
Speaker 1: you find attractive for some reason, A lot of judgment
Speaker 1: coming from Brook today on a beautiful another beautiful girl
Speaker 1: comes on the phone, and then the clause come out
Speaker 1: from doing it right? Man like you? People like you
Speaker 1: that I'm saying either, just don't waste anybody's time. You're
Speaker 1: wasting people's time. I've heard otherwise. I've seen guys that
Speaker 1: have gone on beat on to find great relationships. And Chris,
Speaker 1: did you waste your time? It is what it is? Wait?
Speaker 1: What that's an interesting attitude. I mean maybe you don't
Speaker 1: deserve a date. Oh last thing, I just started to
Speaker 1: let you know before we go. I am actually really
Speaker 1: good in bed. Oh oh you're you're halfway there. This
Speaker 1: is great. That was like a little path on the head,
Speaker 1: was Chris. I wish you all the best. I think
Speaker 1: your fantastic. Chris doesn't need your good wishes, Jill. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be fine carbon soap all on his own. I
Speaker 1: can carve a girl friend prettier than you anyway. If
Speaker 1: you're still single, I am told you just use build
Speaker 1: me up. Oh great me. Remember Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.