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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 2: to be empty, and.

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Speaker 1: I said, no, guess your own presences, presents, and I

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Speaker 2: So how did you dare to sbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. I

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Speaker 3: hope you're feeling well. I hope things are just you're

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Speaker 3: having a nice day. I read earlier this morning that

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Speaker 3: beans are having a moment, so that's something to keep

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Speaker 3: an eye out for. I would say my favorite bean

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Speaker 3: If you have a favorite bean, probably don't let me know.

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Speaker 3: But if you don't have a favorite bean, that might

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Speaker 3: be something you think about today.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Look, I want to get to my guest because I

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Speaker 3: She is probably shouldn't be here, she should be enjoying

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Speaker 3: her day. It's Janelle James.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm over here dyeing. Hello. I'm so

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Speaker 2: happy you're here. Your voice listening to you like you

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Speaker 2: always sound so shady. I love it so much. I

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Speaker 3: Yes, we wrote on Black Monday that was cool, which

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Speaker 3: people can see on showtime. They can see you in

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable, my first acting thing in my jiggy. How did

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Speaker 2: I was just like, don't fuck this up, like that's

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Speaker 2: it because I was just so like, first of all,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't I didn't get the job thinking I was

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Speaker 2: So I was already so like what that was the

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Speaker 2: whole experience for me? What like, just like, don't you

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Speaker 2: don't like, I know, I played it mad cool. I

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Speaker 2: Of course. I didn't feel like out of body all

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Speaker 2: this or just like it's just in me. I'm joys

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Speaker 2: like I guess I was acting because I couldn't even Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And you're like in it's a lot of shows now

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Speaker 3: like you just basically play yourself or whatever.

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Speaker 2: This you were like in a full God, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: I still can't believe it. I can't believe they trusted me.

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Speaker 2: I can totally believe it. I'm still in shock.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, uh, And you played Choice, who's like a

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Speaker 3: like a lady in the office, and my memory is

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Speaker 3: pivotal role with it. I mean, like you like your accent,

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Speaker 2: I cannot believe it, and I can't believe I did it.

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Speaker 2: I'm real, real proud of myself. It just shows what

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Speaker 3: You just work through that ship. It's probably better that way.

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Speaker 3: You're just not thinking at all.

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Speaker 2: I really wasn't. I was just like, do not embarrass yourself,

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Speaker 2: don't fuck up this opportunity. Were there any especially difficult

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Speaker 2: like yelled in my face and I had to do

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Speaker 2: at some point. That's how good an actress she is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, that's crat. That's what I'm telling you

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Speaker 2: remember it started off somebody suggested like, oh, Jane's was

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Speaker 2: So it went from something where I might have just

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Speaker 2: but nobody has. I don't think anyone has. I did

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Speaker 2: laugh is the divisive the divisive topic. People like. People

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Speaker 3: I think it's incredible. I think it's such a nice

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Speaker 3: Well, look, look I want to talk about the moment

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Speaker 3: I from the moment I met you, I loved you,

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Speaker 3: the moment you found an egg in your pa? Is

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Speaker 3: that okay to talk about publicly. Sure, Hell, so do

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Speaker 3: you want to explain it? Or I feel like you

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Speaker 2: It's not a whole explanation. It's not a thing. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, there was like genuine shock. Had no

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Speaker 2: Because I think I had told a story about having

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Speaker 2: a meatball in my pocket. Oh that's right. Was the

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Speaker 2: I would love to find a meatball in my pocket. Yes.

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Speaker 2: So one day I made meatballs again. I had to go, right,

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Speaker 2: And I remember I was at a crosswalk. This is

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Speaker 2: And so a couple of days later, I just happen

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely imagine I'm cool.

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Speaker 3: Well that's the that is the crazy thing about you

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Speaker 2: That's an incredible achievement, if anything, that makes him even

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Speaker 2: more attractive. Of course, yeah, totally. This was more than

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Speaker 3: I mean, do you want to explain what happened or

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Speaker 3: oh god, we don't have to get into it now,

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Speaker 2: You've made out with you know what I'm you know

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Speaker 3: I feel like Lenny Kravitz is this sort of person

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I actually I saw him at sn

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Speaker 2: What exactly did you do? I did pattern making? Oh

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Speaker 3: Pad like on the like almost transparent paper like which

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Speaker 2: So the pattern that you unfold, you know, it's what

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Speaker 2: in more computer Wow, it's almost like engineering or something. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you've worked in fashion and you've for a while,

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Speaker 3: and you've also worked in comedy for a while.

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Speaker 2: Yep, about the same amount of song.

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Speaker 3: Which field has more psychopaths?

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Speaker 2: I remember leaving fashion like everybody is nuts, like I

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Speaker 2: I give him a comedy witch little did you know?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you know? I feel like comedy

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Speaker 3: it entirely on my own without telling anyone exactly, But

432
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: like when you actually do reach out for it, I mean,

433
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 3: we're surrounded by maniacs who are saying what they want

434
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: and bearing getting it.

435
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 2: So, yes, I want to be in the next Grand Theft.

436
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 2: I absolutely. You play a lot of video games. This

437
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: goes back to specifically, that's how I decomproud by punching

438
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: random strangers in the back.

439
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 3: And.

440
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 2: I, uh, yeah, I love.

441
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 3: I've never finished a Grand Theft Auto game because it's

442
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 3: I'm immediately distracted. I remember I bought that Grand Theft

443
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 3: Auto game and the first thing I did was punch

444
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: someone off their bike. Yeah, and then ride out into

445
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 3: the country and then just punch aout it.

446
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 2: I mean it says a lot about you. But I

447
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 2: was just like, what can you do in this thing?

448
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 2: And it's just like, oh yeah, this is bonker. This

449
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 2: is just assaulting people consequences. I love it. He does

450
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 2: like a donkey kick, Like I've always wanted to just

451
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: donkey I've like visualized donkey kick and someone like in

452
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: the back is like they like if they say something

453
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: then they go to walk away in it. I just

454
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 2: in the middle of the back. You can do that

455
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: and grat the photo. You guys, It's so satisfying. Just

456
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: get in there kick people in the back. I don't

457
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: even really shoot people. I just want to kick on.

458
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like to cause chaos, get on the

459
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 3: car and.

460
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 2: Just run into so great. I love it.

461
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 3: But you play a decent amount of video games, don't

462
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: you know.

463
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 2: I mean I like games like that, like First person

464
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: I don't like like war games. No horror ship because

465
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 2: I've even like Lower Croft. You know that. Sure, sure,

466
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: if you have like surround sound and you play that

467
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 2: game terrifying, it's not a horror game. But I can't

468
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 2: even play. I can't play by myself, So I don't

469
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 2: like those type of games, but I like, uh gt,

470
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: I like a god of war, like a masher, yes,

471
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: of course. And hit Man. Oh, I've never played Hitman.

472
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: So you're a hit Man in a suit, a Bond

473
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 2: type figure and you go around and you kill people silently.

474
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 2: But that sounds stressful. It can be, I mean, they

475
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: all can be. But let me get my thrills.

476
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 3: Bridge, I mean, but you're just telling me you can't

477
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 3: be you can't have these stressful other things. I guess

478
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 3: you were like maybe you're more in control and Hitman

479
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 3: or something.

480
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you turn it off. I mean I've gotten to

481
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 2: tense points in games and like put it down for

482
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 2: like two weeks because I'm just like I can't know.

483
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 2: Of course, you know, so I'm not a gamer where

484
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 2: I play every you know, sure day or I like

485
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: miss it, but yeah I play. And then Hannibal had

486
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 2: a radio station named Granted all right, like three I

487
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 2: think it was the It wasn't San Andres. I don't

488
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: know which one it was, but I was. That's how

489
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 2: I even knew it was possible. Okay, so wow, that

490
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: must have been before he kind of hit it. Yeah,

491
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: that's crazy, I mean, Cannibal, Cannibal has always been like

492
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: the cool dude, like he's he's one of my I

493
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,239
Speaker 2: guess idols. He's one of the first people I went

494
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: on tour with. He's like helped me out so much.

495
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: Like he has a and other comics will tell you

496
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: this who know him. He has like a gift for

497
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 2: knowing when you have three dollars in your bank account.

498
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: There's been multiple times where I was like so broke,

499
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna quit comedy, Like this is crazy, you

500
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Huh, and Hannibal would like hit

501
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: me up like, hey, do you want to open for

502
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: me in North Dakota? You know what I mean? That

503
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: ship will They'll just like take you till the next time.

504
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: Like He's done that for multiple people. And he also

505
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: seems to write his own path, which a lot of

506
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: people don't. Yeah, he really does seem to just do it,

507
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 2: just does whatever the fuck he wants. Is so admirable,

508
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: Like most people will think they're.

509
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 3: Doing that, but they're not. You know, I mean a

510
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 3: small example of that. I feel like you told me

511
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 3: something about him with a rental car at the airport,

512
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 3: right he Oh God, can we talk about it?

513
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 2: I want to say, And then if I want you

514
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: to cut it, I'll tell you. We went to we

515
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 2: were somewhere and we had a return to rental. But

516
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 2: we drove up to the where you get out, like

517
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: we've totally forgot. And that's happened to me before. I forgot.

518
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: I'm in a rental, just like I'm at the airport.

519
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: You like, drive to where you're going. You don't think

520
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: about it. And and we were like late and like

521
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 2: you got to return this rental and he was like, no,

522
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: I don't. And I was like, what do you mean?

523
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 2: And he said just leave it there. I was like,

524
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 2: what do you can't do that? And he's just already

525
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: walking in. And so later I said what happened? He

526
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: said they came and got it. He said, I called him.

527
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: I told him this is where it is. They said

528
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: you can't do that. He was like, well, I want

529
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: getting on a plane. So if you want your car

530
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: and nothing happened. I mean, is he going back to

531
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: North Zakota where the fuck we were?

532
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: No?

533
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: Probably not so good? An incredible time tickets. In another stage,

534
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't want to go back to Kansas.

535
00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 2: Yeah forgot.

536
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't want me back in your state.

537
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's just cool as fuck to me. You know,

538
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: I don't want to get away from this conversation, but

539
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: you did. Earlier this morning you texted me and you said,

540
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 3: I believe the text said something like I'm looking around

541
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: my house and I'm like, what the fuck? Which on

542
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 3: a podcast where gifts are happening?

543
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 2: This sort of thing.

544
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 3: Anytime I'm getting a gift and somebody sends me a

545
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 3: text about with along those lines, I know the gift

546
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 3: is going to be incredible. And you show up today.

547
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: You have this beautiful bag. It says a new baby

548
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: on it. It's like a beautiful do you want to

549
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 3: describe that?

550
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 2: It is baby pink with a old school, you know,

551
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: downtown Abbey type baby stroller. Okay, and that stroller contains

552
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: a teddy bear with a cute little pink bow around

553
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: his neck and just multiple ruffles and oh another, a

554
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: whole other basket of teddy Bears on the floor. Like

555
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,239
Speaker 2: this bitch is rich, her parents are doing it, Her

556
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: nursery is dipped, she got she has a light above

557
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: with teddy bear. So it's a whole thing. You know,

558
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: they had a stylist like consult on this. You know

559
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: what I mean? So and it has like the nice

560
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: bougie tissue, the gift tissue, and do you want to

561
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: see what the gift? I mean? This is this for me?

562
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: It is should I open my new baby? You want

563
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 2: me to open always? What's up? Let me open this?

564
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: You brought it all this way, I'll open it extended up.

565
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 2: Let's see what's happening here? Makes some noise by the

566
00:29:54,600 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: microphone like that. It's like your hair. It's a it's

567
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: a day planner? Is that what this is? Yes? Did

568
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: you bring but you still have a huge ahead of

569
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: you the whole chunk of the year. Are you somebody

570
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: who uses a day planner? Okay? I want to be

571
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: someone who uses sure day planner, which is why I

572
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: had that already in my house because every year I

573
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: buy one and I want to be that person. And

574
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: as you see, I didn't even get to the opening

575
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: part of that one this year, so I'm devolving even more.

576
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: What's the furthest you've ever gotten into this goal? I

577
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: want to say, March March.

578
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Three months of having a life.

579
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 2: Some days in between. Like I just I want to

580
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 2: be someone who writes things down and does it and

581
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: check I want that check mark feeling and sure, I

582
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: am just not And what sort of put stuff are

583
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: you putting when you're doing it?

584
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 3: What will you put in? It is like everything or

585
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 3: is it just big events?

586
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 2: Or but here's what these things do to you. You

587
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 2: get it like this is for my important stuff, and

588
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: then when you have a day without important stuff, you

589
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: feel like you have to write something or it becomes

590
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: like eggs just anything to make my life feel full

591
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: watch Ozark. I should exist because you almost have to

592
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: do it every day, regardless if you have anything. Get

593
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: the But what if I have a couple of days

594
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: with nothing I'm done?

595
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 3: That mine would be just a neverending void, just this

596
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: thing that I'm well, I would feeling like.

597
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: I'm doing so much, not only not only so much,

598
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: but so many different things. I'm doing. Stand up, I'm

599
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 2: doing that, I'm getting I was getting and have been

600
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: like frazzle, But I'm not. I am just not a

601
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: list and check my person. I am just flailing through

602
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: the universe letting things happen to me. And I have

603
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 2: to get okay with that, you know. So when I

604
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: saw that, it made me think about what I want

605
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: to be as a plan ahead person. And I always

606
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: tell people I've only done that once in my life.

607
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: It was in college. It was an English paper. We

608
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: got the assignment on Friday, it was due like Wednesday,

609
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: and I did it over the weekend, like truly unheard, unhurt,

610
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: especially for me, And I always I remember the feeling.

611
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: This is years and years ago, this is decades ago,

612
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 2: and I remember just who that person, And every year

613
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 2: I try to recapture.

614
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: What do you think about that one particular thing made

615
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 3: you a different person for four days?

616
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 2: Why you think? I mean, it was a paper just

617
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 2: important to you? Or was it just so I wanted

618
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: to do? Because everything I do I do I work

619
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: best under pressure. Yeah, you see how I ran in here.

620
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not usually late. I'm the person that's

621
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: like if it's twelve o'clock, I'm walking in at twelve o'clock,

622
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: you know. So if everything the lead up is always

623
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: like oh, panic, and I hate the panic feeling. I

624
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: think it feels horrible. But why the fuck can't I

625
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: write you in my planner? Then? Like if I don't,

626
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: I know, I don't like it. Why do I keep

627
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: doing it?

628
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: But you don't tell me branch or town. Do you

629
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 3: do you miss? Do you miss events? Because you don't

630
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 3: That's what I'm done.

631
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: But I will many times find out about it fifteen minutes.

632
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: So there's just a lot of like make it eating

633
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: down the road, and I'm like, it doesn't have to

634
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 2: be like this every time I do it. Yeah.

635
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: Are you the same with work stuff? Like if you

636
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: have a writing assignment or oh god, stuff, do you

637
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 3: put it?

638
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: Oh god, You're gonna make me so sad. I have

639
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: a pilot right now, people want it, just look at

640
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: it to now do the changes they ask for. It's

641
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: been like six months. I fully relate to now. If

642
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 2: they said I need it tomorrow about five am.

643
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: At four point thirty, of course, just like an actual debt,

644
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 3: I would do it a real deathline.

645
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: I would wait till four forty five if they need

646
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 2: it at five. You know, so I just hate it, No,

647
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: I must love it in some way.

648
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a I have that same thing built into

649
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: me from high school, you know, like waiting till the

650
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 3: very last minute to write a paper. And I do

651
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 3: that now. If I have a script writer, why not

652
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 3: take the first four.

653
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 2: Days to just do think about the apartment I'm like,

654
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: I'm writing in my mind that's absolutely not true. There's

655
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: no bottom. Of course, I hate it because and every

656
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: once in a while I'll run across one of those people,

657
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: a planner people per se, Oh, and they just seem

658
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: so content, and uh yeah, everything's in order up about it?

659
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,760
Speaker 2: You know, how could they not be? But supposedly we're smarter.

660
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: I don't believe that you find proof that collaborates whatever

661
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: bath in Youah, of course we do. Late people having advantage.

662
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: I'm more creative, I'm more interested. Okay, So I'm fine,

663
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: that's what you're telling me. Yeah, I am an objective

664
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 2: proof that it's so. Now it's up to you to

665
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: plan my life, to plan your life and become an

666
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 2: efficient person? Are you not using your phones for you?

667
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 2: I'm using everything. I am using everything. I got alarms

668
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 2: on alarms. I will make lists. Forget to look at it.

669
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: And that's what happens with a planner. You forget to

670
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: even even I forget it even exists.

671
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 3: Of course, of course I see it again, because it

672
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 3: has to be like a habit before you're actually using

673
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 3: it or whatever.

674
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: What I end up doing. I hired an assistant. This

675
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 2: is the dream. Yeah, and I'm not a rich person,

676
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 2: but it's helped me out just mentally. I think we

677
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 2: were talking about that in the Black Monday room one

678
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 2: day about some director or writer whatever where he doesn't

679
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 2: make decisions, he makes five decisions a day. Sure, yeah,

680
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 2: that seems so, I mean, that's nuts. But yeah, just

681
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: you know, I think about so part of the thing

682
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 2: where my polot is, my brain is doing too many

683
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: other things. You just don't even want to be bothered,

684
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 2: you know what I mean with something that in the

685
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: back of my mind is like it's I did it,

686
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? To go back into it,

687
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: it has been and if I didn't have to do

688
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: laundry or in the case of my assistant, read emails

689
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: and response, it frees that up. So I was very

690
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 2: resistive to it for a while, but it's been so Wait.

691
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 3: The assistant is mostly just going through emails and stuff.

692
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: That's all. She's not like, I wish you would do

693
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: my laundry, but I'm not there.

694
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 3: But she's setting up your schedule, my schedulefirming with other people.

695
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 2: Go between, in between all your freaking agents that all

696
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: want to call, your preference calls. I don't have to

697
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: do that anymore, you know, soly.

698
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 3: Not helping you find gifts. Let's just let's just put

699
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: that on the table. We're friends, So you texted me

700
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 3: that's right, I need to become friends with your assistant.

701
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: That's the next time you're on this.

702
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm you know what it means is I forgot to

703
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: tell her I was doing that because it didn't come

704
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 2: through the emails. She needs my email.

705
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: Well, next time you're on you'll hear about me, like

706
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 3: getting dinner with your assistant, like two weeks before.

707
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's not that expensive. Also, I wanted because I'm

708
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: sure I have a bunch of creatives, how did you

709
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: find an assistant? To find her?

710
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: Oh?

711
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: Ariel for Oh, I love recommended her.

712
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: Oh okay, and she's the ultimate assistant. I mean she's

713
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 3: not really an assistance. She's doing she's at high level.

714
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: She's great. Yeah. So yeah, and I think that's how

715
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: all of them is referral.

716
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 3: Yeah right, they've just worked with various people and that

717
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 3: sort of thing. Yeah, I would I would have a

718
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 3: hard time trusting somebody initially, but.

719
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: Oh it definitely. She was like, so, you know, I'm

720
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 2: not touring as much anymore, but when I was doing

721
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 2: the road a lot. She does all my airplane booking,

722
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: hotel and figures out between a venue, like am I

723
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 2: getting picked up all that ship? And then I would

724
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 2: figure out because I'm multiple times showing up at an

725
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 2: airport like wait, what am I? Not only what am I?

726
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: Where am I? Because that's how the road gets when

727
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 2: you just keep going and going and going. Your looks

728
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 2: like I wrote me the other day, like when I

729
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 2: met you in Oklahoma, and I was like, I went

730
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: to Oklahoma? Does not sound like me? Apparently I did,

731
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: and I said I'm so sorry I don't remember you,

732
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 2: and she put up a picture I took her and

733
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: she's like, I'm dying because the conversation we had had

734
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: what changed me and for you you did not care

735
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: it was transformational. And I'm like, I went to Oklahoma.

736
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: Well that just shows your power. So happened in this

737
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: assistent Well, hopefully let me enjoy it because I don't

738
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: have to think about that. Is that's the only reason

739
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: I want money. I've realized I don't want to do

740
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: tedious ship. Oh that's all I want.

741
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: I need someone to take care of My text is

742
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: like I don't, I don't want to think about it

743
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 3: for even a second.

744
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like I don't want to know it exists,

745
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 2: but yeah, you get. That's how you get.

746
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: You know, like celebrities like going to jail or whatever

747
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 3: because like they don't know, they get to a point

748
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 3: where somebody else is doing it and that person starts

749
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: skimming off the top or whatever, and I wouldn't even

750
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: which also, sure, I don't care anymore.

751
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 2: You are doing me. If you want a.

752
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 3: Little something something on the side, figure it out. I mean,

753
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 3: if it means I get to have like a relaxing Friday,

754
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: you know, of just ignorance, that's all I need.

755
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: That's all I need.

756
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 3: And then you probably spend five years in jail. White

757
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: collar And also yeah, white collar people are talking about

758
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 3: you again. You're back in the headlines. It almost feels

759
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 3: good tother pushing money yeah or whatever. People are like

760
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 3: people have forgotten about you. They're like, we're waiting for

761
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 3: their renecessary.

762
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

763
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: America, baby, that's that's an Americ country. We are living

764
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 2: just the absolute hell pitch that is this nation. Oh.

765
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,479
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody on this recently about Lauren Hill,

766
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: who was like obviously had text problems or whatever did

767
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 3: you know that, Like she can't sing her songs like.

768
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she doesn't own a massic. So I mean,

769
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 2: if you we want to get in this song black gossip. No,

770
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: I don't know you came to the news segment black.

771
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 3: I would love to have you sitting over here during

772
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: every episode.

773
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 2: And now we're turning to Ja it's time for no

774
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, So I've known that about Lauren, but

775
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, there's a lot of black artists who

776
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: came out in the nineties who are now saying that

777
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 2: even though they were aligned with like a black producer

778
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: in a lot of cases, Puff Daddy, like all these people,

779
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 2: all these black rappers and performers who are now like

780
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: I'm a billionaire like jay Z, they own all these

781
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 2: all shows people's soul because like Lauren Hill started when

782
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: she was like sixteen or something. You know, you're touring

783
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 2: making money. You've gone from whatever situation to this like

784
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 2: a like crazy, you just don't even know what's happening.

785
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 2: You signed stuff and.

786
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: You're surrounded by people in suits where you're like, oh,

787
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 3: they probably know that's what.

788
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 2: Happened to her. She doesn't own her own hard and

789
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: I think That's what Taylor Swift went through, right where

790
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: she didn't own her masters or something, so she didn't read.

791
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 2: She had to read or threaten to, like re recorded

792
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: was doing that his first album. He doesn't own the

793
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: masters and so he's not getting any money from it,

794
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: and he tried to buy it back from them and

795
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: they said no, the de are and so he's re recording.

796
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: Also what I'm saying, he's so cool anyway. So yeah,

797
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: I feel like I just read about Khalis so this

798
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: was one may remember puff Daddy and oh yeah, of

799
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 2: course I've been wondering about what happened. Well, I mean

800
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 2: apparently he was on like some of the biggest hits

801
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 2: of the nineties, of course, and then whatever his deal was,

802
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: I don't think that money is coming anymore, just like

803
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: residuals die. Yeah, of course, because he doesn't own his music.

804
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 2: And he said the same thing. He tried to buy

805
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: his master's back from Puff Daddy for two million. They

806
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 2: were friends when they started, and puff Dady said no,

807
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: Puff Daddy just does not have enough money. That's so

808
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: much money, you know, So yeah.

809
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 3: Puff Daddy were disappointed. Pee Yady, Yeah, did you please

810
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: do the right what uh, I think that's who we

811
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 3: did puff Daddy p diddy, Diddy Diddy did he and

812
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 3: then we returned to puff Daddy Puff. I think it's

813
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 3: just puff Puffy. It's never too right to do the wrong,

814
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 3: to late to do the right, It's never too late

815
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 3: to do the right thing. You tune in for Black

816
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 3: Gossip every week. Janelle has unveiled what's going on with you? Yes,

817
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 3: we all know, man, turn it around.

818
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: Plan.

819
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: You've got enough money. America will forgive you. We will forge,

820
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 2: We forgive every single yeah, single right after right in

821
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: the middle of the whole raucous Yeah, I feel.

822
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: A single about doing the right thing. What Yeah, Brendan

823
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 3: just wrote it for you. Man, very, I'm now the

824
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 3: puff Daddy of the world. I have a puff Daddy story.

825
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: You all that you have to tell it in a

826
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 3: line with my egg in my pocket type thing.

827
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 2: Any we found puffed add in your pocket. He's a

828
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 2: tiny thing. He's a small man. Yeah. I so first time,

829
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 2: first couple of years in New York going to fashion school,

830
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 2: so broke, Like I had told my mom I had

831
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: found an apartment and I've had him. I was like

832
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: crashing all over the city and this I met this

833
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 2: girl and we're still kind of friends. It's so fun.

834
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: We just found each other on Facebook. But she was

835
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: just like you know those New York girls where he's

836
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: like I know this person in there, and I'm just

837
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: like what. But she's like slumming it, you know. With me.

838
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 2: That's when everybody when it was like cool to act

839
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 2: like you're poor, you know what I mean. Anyway, So

840
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: one night I'm hanging out with her. She's like, oh,

841
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: I gotta have dinner with this guy. Do you want

842
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: to go? And I'm like, dinner?

843
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 3: You know, I do not care who this man's who

844
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 3: the man?

845
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 2: You said dinner? So we go and it's this fancy

846
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: restaurant and then it's buff Daddy what. So this is

847
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: like sixteen years ago or something like that, and I,

848
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 2: like I said, I did not give a fuck. So

849
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 2: they're talking and I am destroyed, like everything that comes.

850
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: I mean, her sons shop to swim. At one point

851
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 2: there was this like tray of shrimp cocktail and it

852
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: was you know, in the fancy but they put it

853
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: like in a circle Vegas of course. But this is

854
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 2: you know, early two thousands when I was classy. Yeah, yeah,

855
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 2: this was about past now and uh, I guess I

856
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 2: was just killing up and so Bummy says, do you

857
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 2: want more? Have asked that question? My buf daddy, Oh

858
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 2: my god, about this this so long?

859
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 3: I said, four of them are in your persons. But

860
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, hey sure girl. He said, yo, yo yo,

861
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 3: give her all the shp.

862
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 4: This woman came because the shirt was with a terrible

863
00:45:54,200 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 4: it's like sorry, the woman comes back and she puts

864
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 4: it right in front of me.

865
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I just kept eating. Who knows,

866
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,479
Speaker 2: I probably have either boys just foam mercury, not only

867
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 2: I remember being in New York and eating a slice

868
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 2: a day like I was like, pizza, I looked so

869
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 2: fucking good. Let me. I was just I was, you know,

870
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 2: like pursuing fashion able to fit in the clothes you

871
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 2: can tell me ship. But my hair was falling like

872
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: I was starving. And I remember like feeling probably the

873
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: euphoria from when your brain is like oh the body

874
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 2: is not hanging out, feeling pretty good, and then going

875
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: home and seeing my mother and my mother just like crying,

876
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 2: like looking at me like what is happening? You know?

877
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 2: So that's when I was like, oh, I got to

878
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: eat and then that shrimp opportunity came along. That was

879
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: in the midst of this. But you probably kept you

880
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 2: going for years. I hadn't. I didn't give a fuck

881
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 2: who he was. I was just like, please, sir, give

882
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: me more shrimp. Of course, may I have more shrimp?

883
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 2: That's a flood home like I mean, I still do that.

884
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 3: It's incredible, and you're still in touch with him obviously.

885
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: That's been sure. You know, after you're full and embarrassed,

886
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: maybe it's here your life holy.

887
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 3: But at that point it's just like keep going. There's

888
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: no coming back from being caught eating too many shrimp.

889
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 3: When you're finally like.

890
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: Okay, what yes, more shrimp. Oh that's yo, yo yo,

891
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 2: give him all. I'll never forget. Wow, that's truly beautiful.

892
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 2: Thank you. I kept me another year of life. He

893
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: saved you.

894
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 3: You can credit him with saving your life, So I

895
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 3: guess he's done one good thing. We forgive him for

896
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 3: everything else. Yeah. Yeah, that concludes that segment. I'm going

897
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 3: to give you a choice of games. One is called

898
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 3: gift or a curse. One is called gift, master, gift

899
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 3: or a curse. Okay, I need a number between one

900
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 3: and ten eight Okay, I'm going to calculate a few

901
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 3: things here.

902
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 2: Oh well, shoot, I don't know what. I don't know

903
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: what I'm doing tomorrow. Man, you've got my planner. No,

904
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm on Netflix. Watch my Netflix quarter hour. If someone

905
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: introduced me the other night, I was like, bitch, you

906
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 2: didn't have to say that. You didn't have to say

907
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: quarter hour. Just say I'm on Netflix. You ain't have

908
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 2: to reduce it down to fifteen minutes in the intro

909
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 2: because that just sounds lame, even though it was amazing

910
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 2: and I got a lot of money for it, so

911
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 2: you know what you could, you know, go fuck yourself.

912
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: But so, but you guys, go check it out. Fifteen

913
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: minutes it feels like an hour, not in a bad way,

914
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: just that I packed so many jokes into it and

915
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: then go on my website smoking a blunt in the picture.

916
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 2: My mom hates it. I don't know why I've chosen

917
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: to keep that up, because now everybody thinks I'm doing

918
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 2: some like weird weed comedy. I maybe mentioned it once

919
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 2: or twice, but people think I'm like Theug and Benson

920
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: or some shit now. But anyway, I look hot in it.

921
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 2: That's that's why I put it up. I look hot

922
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: in it anyway. Go on my website and you can

923
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 2: see all my tour dates and uh, come see me

924
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 2: around uh in LA and come in the audience and

925
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 2: actually laughs, So you know, don't be one of these

926
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: non impressed with everything motherfuckers that keep popping up in

927
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 2: these bar shows around here. Like everybody is so unimpressed

928
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 2: in LA, Like I'm up here being a clown for you?

929
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,720
Speaker 2: Can you? I know, I'm funny, Like stop fucking playing.

930
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: Why don't you just like enjoy something for once? And

931
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 2: so if you're one of those people that actually laugh,

932
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 2: come through and see me there, and you know, just

933
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 2: follow me on the socials. Guy, I'm you know, I'm.

934
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 3: I've given I've given you too much, chun. I have

935
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: to find a new way to calculate these things that you're.

936
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 2: Out of control.

937
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 3: You're absolutely I take everything back. You're talking too much.

938
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 3: Enough is enough. We have a game to play here,

939
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 3: and you're here criticizing the horrible audiences in Los Angeles.

940
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 3: Then they are very bad. I don't even do stand

941
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 3: up and I know they're bad. Why are you here?

942
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 3: But why are you here?

943
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: Stay home? Oh?

944
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 3: All that aside, we're gonna play a game and let

945
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 3: me explain what's gonna happen. I'm gonna name three things

946
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 3: and you're gonna tell me if they're a gift or

947
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: a curse and why. Okay, the first thing gift or

948
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 3: a curse, throw pillows. I'm gonna go a curse because

949
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 3: who gives you throw pillows unless you specifically asks for them?

950
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 3: So that's kind of presumptuous that you think you're gonna

951
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: pick out something, but you.

952
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: Know I'm stop you right now. Okay, just the general

953
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 2: concept of oh I thought it was, but people give

954
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 2: you as a gift, like, why would you didn't explain it?

955
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: I do explain it.

956
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 3: This is this is my fault as a host. Okay,

957
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 3: start over, first strike against me ever so high?

958
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: So you have to explain ship like to the minutia

959
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: like I'm in space right now? Okay, the gift or

960
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 2: a cursed throw pillows, right? Gift? Why As someone who

961
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 2: frequently falls asleep on her couch, I'm glad I don't

962
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 2: got to go get up and get go and get

963
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 2: another pillow, because then I would end up in bed

964
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: where I'm supposed to do.

965
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 3: You have a lot of throw pillows I don't know,

966
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: don't know. Well, you're living sort of temporarily in alass.

967
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: I don't live anywhere. It's basically you're kind of a vagabone. Yeah.

968
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,479
Speaker 2: And so my current place it's super cute. You should

969
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: come over. But and it has two throw pillows, but

970
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 2: they're comfy. Are they good looking? They're good looking. This

971
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: place is decorated, like people are really stepping up their

972
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: rental games.

973
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: Out like this in the Airbnb situation or what.

974
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a house that but not through Airbnb.

975
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: I got referred. It was like, oh I stayed, and

976
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: so this couple mainly rents the people in entertainment industry.

977
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: Oh so it's like kind of like word of mouth

978
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: right hand down thing, which is the same where I

979
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: got my apartment in New York. It's just like comedians

980
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: all talk to each other. Of course.

981
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is how you found your way to

982
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 3: to throw pillows. Yes, I over explain everything. No, you

983
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 3: have a deep system of referrals that lead to throw pillows. Yes,

984
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 3: but you think there are a gift, Yeah, what do

985
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 3: you think? I think you're zero for one? Are an

986
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 3: absolute curve? Well, they're so expensive, it's so difficult to find,

987
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 3: but I do need them, and so it's just a

988
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 3: constant thing. Anytime I'm at Target, I'm at you know

989
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 3: whatever boutique, I'm looking at throw pillows and it's haunting me.

990
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 3: But I don't want to I never want to spend

991
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 3: the money. It's too much to commit. It's way too

992
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 3: much to commit. And I feel like you have to

993
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 3: have multi. I mean, when you tell me you have

994
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 3: two throw that doesn't feel like enough to me. Is

995
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 3: this couch a foot long?

996
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 2: No, it's no. But they're substantial, Okay, they must be huge.

997
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 2: The couch itself is very cushy.

998
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you don't they need but for decoor purposes.

999
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 3: I feel like unless you have I'll show you a pig. Look,

1000
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: we'll throw pillow expert.

1001
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: What.

1002
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 3: No, you're wrong, You're absolutely wrong. And I think that

1003
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: most of America is going to be on my side here.

1004
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 3: I think there are a curse. I have four are

1005
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 3: currently I hate all four of them. My dog is

1006
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 3: destroyed to Target.

1007
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 2: You bought them? Yeah, I bought them, Okay, I just

1008
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 2: you feel like you mad. So I made the wrong choice,

1009
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's throw pillows,

1010
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 2: and your problem is you made this issue.

1011
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,439
Speaker 3: Maybe I need just an assistant to buy my throw

1012
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 3: pillows just so like I don't have to sure they're out. Oh,

1013
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 3: I guarantee you somebody as their throw pillow person. Yes,

1014
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 3: that's that is the goal. I'll get you a referral. Okay,

1015
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,280
Speaker 3: so you're I mean, you're off to a horrible start.

1016
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 2: Zero for.

1017
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 3: Zero so far, all right, give me another chance. Up next,

1018
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 3: we're going to go gift her a curse. You know it,

1019
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 3: you use it. It's on your phone, it's on your computer.

1020
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 3: It's Twitter.

1021
00:54:52,760 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 2: Oh curse. Unfortunately, because only people who want to to

1022
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: hear themselves talk on there, and we're the worst people,

1023
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: you know. It's so easy to forget that it's such

1024
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: a small percentage of the population on it, and that

1025
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: you've chosen the people you follow. I think people forget

1026
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: about as well, and just people think you're having real discourse,

1027
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 2: but you're not. It forces you to speak to people

1028
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 2: you would never fucking talk to in your life, and

1029
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: I think that's okay. You don't all need to be friends,

1030
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like I don't, I know,

1031
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 2: I don't like you, like right, like I don't. It

1032
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 2: makes you. Yeah, it forces these relationships that are just stressful, right,

1033
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 2: and nothing you would choose for yourself in the real world.

1034
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 2: Arguing with people you would never speak to. Well, I

1035
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: don't get into arguments anymore, but I used to be

1036
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: like fuck you type of over what sort of things.

1037
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 2: I mean politics, of course, or just I mean the

1038
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 2: other thing about Twitter. Yeah, it's the same thing for

1039
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 2: we're seeing you to have conversations where you know, I

1040
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 2: know everyone hates Facebook or whatever. I don't know how

1041
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 2: it became. It's like the Apple and you know, like

1042
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 2: the cool people are on Twitter or whatever the fuck is.

1043
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 2: They're both hell holes. We just choose our own personal health.

1044
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 2: But what I liked about Facebook is you choose. If

1045
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 2: you don't go to a fan page, everyone can't talk

1046
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 2: to you. Right. Twitter is all over the world. People

1047
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 2: are just yelling if you so, and there's so many

1048
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 2: awful people on there or bots or whatever the fuck

1049
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 2: is happening. If I go on there and say good

1050
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 2: morning to somebody's like nigger, Like, it's just it's truth.

1051
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 2: It's people just who want to start shit right at

1052
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: seven thirty am.

1053
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 3: If someone replies that you at seven thirty am.

1054
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 2: You know that person's person or you get with one

1055
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 2: of those, you wake up and next at two thirty

1056
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 2: am their time, they're like doing a whole paragraph. It's

1057
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 2: just it's too many nutcases. It's a terse and it's

1058
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 2: affecting our democracy, you know what I mean. And it's

1059
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 2: just like these are the people that are affecting people

1060
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 2: on Twitter, the worst person in the world. Trump is

1061
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 2: on there and that's his favorite ship. Why would you

1062
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 2: want anything that's his favorite ship? Is no favorite ship.

1063
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 3: Don't come on my podcast. You know this is a

1064
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: strongly Trump podcast gossip.

1065
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 2: You don't come on.

1066
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 3: Here for my president. No, I don't even We have

1067
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 3: to just be very clear. This is yeah, Trump is

1068
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 3: not my persident. You have to be very careful. I

1069
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 3: know that is canceled.

1070
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 2: I think I finally I'm free.

1071
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. I mean, do you want to know?

1072
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, you.

1073
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 2: Convince me that it's not I would respect you.

1074
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 3: There's no way, no way in a thousand years I

1075
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 3: can convince convince you it's not a curse. It's the

1076
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 3: worst thing. I mean, that's what happened to any of us.

1077
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of good things have come to

1078
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: it for me because of it, and it helps me

1079
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 3: get into the world the industry.

1080
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's a curse. It's an absolute track.

1081
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: If I wasn't in comedy, I would not be on it.

1082
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: No way, I don't give up. What the fuck I wouldn't.

1083
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: I know way too much about people. Oh, people that

1084
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 2: on my front. I don't need to see your boudoir pictures.

1085
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. People are just too I'm just like,

1086
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 2: what is happening.

1087
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 3: It's weird the things A lot of people have chosen

1088
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 3: to be extremely open about it.

1089
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you have a job? No, No, I

1090
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 2: guess I mean, I just yeah, it's too much information.

1091
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 2: I already feel like my brain is filled with lyrics

1092
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: and fucking god, celebrity gossip, and it's like taking up

1093
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 2: space where I could be learning other ship. Now I

1094
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 2: gotta know what fucking Bob from the job I did

1095
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: three years ago is likes in the bedroom. It's just ridiculous.

1096
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 2: I can't take it. I would never be on there. Okay,

1097
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 2: absolutely correct. It's a curse. It's the worst. I mean,

1098
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 2: we all know it is.

1099
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an unescapable Yeah, I don't know how to

1100
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 3: end it. People leave all the time, is what I

1101
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: tell us, Yeah, but we cannot get away from it.

1102
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 2: I've taken breaks as the best I felt. Yeah, and

1103
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: then you as soon as you come back, you're like,

1104
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 2: I've have you ever done the mistake of looking right before?

1105
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 2: Like in bead before you try to go to sleep

1106
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 2: every every single night, every single night. I can't get

1107
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 2: away from it. And then I wake up and I

1108
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 2: do it again, and I'm like, oh, what a beautiful

1109
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 2: way to book. And that's the one thing I've been

1110
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 2: better on is not looking at that ship like at

1111
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 2: least an hour before I go to sleep. But I've

1112
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: made the mistake of being in bed. Can't get to

1113
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 2: sleep as fast as I want that. Open up Twitter

1114
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 2: and like the first thing you see just makes your

1115
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 2: heart like hurts.

1116
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 3: And then you're like why, brain is just spinning and yeah, oh.

1117
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 2: What's the existence of life? You know, what's the point

1118
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 2: of life? Now that that's what I'm going to sleep?

1119
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 3: Want hell Escape, Hellscape, Hell's Gate. Okay, here's another one.

1120
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 3: Give her a curse. Rye Bread just to as controversial

1121
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 3: as Twitter.

1122
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I know what that is.

1123
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 2: That's the white people said.

1124
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 3: Bread, it's like it's like it's got like a particularly No,

1125
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 3: it's more of a like I don't even have to

1126
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 3: describe it, like on a Ruben.

1127
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: It's oh, I don't like Rubens, but I have had it,

1128
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 2: and I don't know if the bread contributed positively. It's

1129
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: a strong flavor. For sure, I'm gonna say's a curse

1130
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 2: because if I've had it and I liked it, and

1131
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 2: I haven't, If I had it and I liked it,

1132
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: I would have had it again, had it again. Sure,

1133
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was something. To have a real

1134
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 2: opinion unbelievable.

1135
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 3: You would go about your day thinking you shouldn't have

1136
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 3: a strong opinion about ryebread.

1137
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 2: What is this Twitter? You've got to have.

1138
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 3: An opinion on every single thing, and you have to

1139
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 3: be able to determine if it's evil or good, and

1140
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 3: you failed to because Rye bread is a gift.

1141
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 2: Huh.

1142
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 3: I wasn't wild about Rye bread the first time I

1143
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 3: tried it. Look, I don't think a lot of people are.

1144
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 3: But I think it's delicious. It's a nice, complex flavor.

1145
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 3: It's I can't describe it, almost medicinal, which is not

1146
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 3: a great thing to describe a thing. Your sandwiches are, Yeah,

1147
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 3: if you haven't had rye bread.

1148
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 2: Do they send it by a slice so I can

1149
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 2: just try it. I have one slice of er I

1150
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 2: was told it was good. I don't want to make

1151
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 2: a commitment. You've got to have a good rub and

1152
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 2: it's delicious. It's an absolute gift. And Janelle has has

1153
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 2: failed the game. She's gotten one out of three. Thought.

1154
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: You know, you stumbled through this thing and I don't

1155
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 3: even know what to tell you. It's an embarrassing day

1156
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 3: for both of us. But that's fine.

1157
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: You know. You you wake up, you think things are

1158
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: going well, and then your Saturday just gets leveled. It's

1159
01:01:59,040 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: a shame.

1160
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to the final segment of this podcast.

1161
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 3: It's called I Said No Questions. People are writing into

1162
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 3: I Said No Questions at gmail dot com. They have

1163
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 3: to find gifts for people in their lives. We're gonna

1164
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 3: try to help one or two of them. Let me

1165
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 3: read you a letter I've received recently, Bridger, my friend

1166
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 3: invited us to a party for her cat's tenth birthday.

1167
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 3: Do I bring a gift and what should it be?

1168
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 3: That's from Dawn in Reno, Nevada. The cat is turning

1169
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 3: ten years old. Someone is throwing the cat a birthday party.

1170
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 3: Does she have to bring a gift?

1171
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 2: And if so? What? Okay, So first let me say

1172
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 2: I'm opposed to this whole situation, but I'm gonna entertain

1173
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 2: because this is not my show. Uh. If I were

1174
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 2: going to a cat birthday party, you've been asked them anyway,

1175
01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 2: h slash mail stripper anyway, why would I get dressed

1176
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: and leave my house anyway?

1177
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 1: Uh?

1178
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 2: Food, I don't know what the cats want? What are

1179
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 2: you gonna get it?

1180
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 3: The goddamn I think in this situation, and we're in

1181
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 3: front of Stephen right now with Stephen has a cat podcast.

1182
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 3: The per cast you do. I don't like this is Stephen.

1183
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 3: I am so sorry You're not gonna be on his podcast,

1184
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna make sure of it.

1185
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 2: They don't like me, that's the other the bad cat vibe.

1186
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 2: No I'm chilling. I usually I'm like, hey, no problem.

1187
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: So they know they don't like me, and then they

1188
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: come straight to me and I'm allergic, Like that's a problem.

1189
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 2: And so it's just all size they like, they're too quiet.

1190
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 2: I just can't take it. I'm just jumping for cats,

1191
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 2: like I need pattern or sure you need something.

1192
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 3: You look down and say, I can't take it. You

1193
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 3: don't need you don't like the prowling. Well, Donna's comes

1194
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 3: to the I.

1195
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 2: Was a cat in my last life and that's why

1196
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 2: because we are like competing right away like cats, I

1197
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 2: look mean cats like have stair at each other. Man like, bit,

1198
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 2: what the fuck you look at a cat? Yeah, you're

1199
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 2: a cat lady. It's sneaky like me.

1200
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 3: Uh okay, Well, then, don I'm not going to allow

1201
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 3: Janelle to give you any advice here.

1202
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something else.

1203
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you this party is going to

1204
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 3: be a lot of fun, and you should take a

1205
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 3: gift because cat toys are so cheap. Head down to

1206
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 3: your local pet store or even your grocery store and

1207
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 3: get cats will be entertained. Actually, don't even buy anything.

1208
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 3: Find a box in your house, just a small box.

1209
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 3: Wrap that up. The cat is going to love to

1210
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,479
Speaker 3: sit in a box. Take the box. I've solved your problem.

1211
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 3: You don't have to pay a cent. Everyone of the

1212
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 3: party is going to be deeply confused while you brought

1213
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 3: an empty box. But the cat will know.

1214
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 2: There we go. I like that gift cost nothing. Stephen

1215
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 2: does that feel like a decent cat? And I think

1216
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 2: people think it's funny too.

1217
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 3: There we go. You're the star of the party. The

1218
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 3: cat is now resenting you for even coming.

1219
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 2: Steven, you have cat parties. Stephen doesn't have cat parties.

1220
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: Doesn't care.

1221
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 2: She would go into another. That is her birthday in

1222
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 2: this letter. We don't know this question. I'm so sorry.

1223
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry it should we discuss that more? Do

1224
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 2: we all? Instantly?

1225
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 3: No?

1226
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1227
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 3: Okay, enjoy uh dawn, moving on. We've got one more here, Bridger.

1228
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 3: Our friends are having a housewarming party and we want

1229
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 3: to get something they'll actually use. Any suggestions, thanks, Eric

1230
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 3: in Detroit.

1231
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 2: Oh, Detroit, I was gonna because la I'm gonna if

1232
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 2: it's la humidifire got you. Oh that's not a bad idea.

1233
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that I would love anybody who you

1234
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 2: cannot have too many out here Detroit housewarming gift? Well, No,

1235
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 2: we're divided on the throw pillow situation.

1236
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 3: Look, throw pillows. If you brought throat pillows to my

1237
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 3: swarming party, I'd be thrilled on it takes a lot

1238
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 3: off my plate with neon pink. Yeah, the problem is

1239
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 3: that you bring a decor as go across. Yeah, then

1240
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 3: they've just got something they have to stuff in a

1241
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 3: closet or something. So avoid decor. I think unless you

1242
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 3: like are really on the same wavelength, which I doubt

1243
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 3: you are because you've written.

1244
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 2: Into this podcast. I mean you so many how good

1245
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 2: friends are you? Yeah? What you trying to spend? You

1246
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 2: want to do like a zero to one hundred dollars,

1247
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 2: Let's let's give him a range of zero to five

1248
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Ship just gonna go ahead and get him

1249
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 2: a vest, but a little something to zip around town.

1250
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 2: And trying to think, I mean any one of the

1251
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 2: gadgets that are you know, install it?

1252
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

1253
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 2: People love vite to mix. What do you make anything

1254
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 2: at home? Happens? I do? Could?

1255
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 3: What do you put in an instant pot soup? That's

1256
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 3: what come to my apartment teach me how to know?

1257
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 3: But I need to learn to make food in my apartment.

1258
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. I used to be like like housewife mom,

1259
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 2: I like learned how to cook because it's cheap.

1260
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 3: Of course, and it saves you so much money. And

1261
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 3: I'm throwing money down the trail.

1262
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 2: Instipot is cool in that you can basically just throw

1263
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 2: shit in there that you know, complimentsage and it will

1264
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 2: be a meal. So what kind of souper you're making?

1265
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:28,600
Speaker 2: Chicken toothia, chicken soup, stew, oh, strogan off, that's not soup.

1266
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 2: But I've made that in there. I've made let's see.

1267
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 2: And also I want to say, you don't need it

1268
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 2: in a lot of these things are The benefit is

1269
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 2: you can put it on in the morning and then

1270
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 2: that yeah, right, but all these things can be made

1271
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 2: on this stove. Sure, But what else have I made

1272
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 2: in there? Like french onion, vegetable soup? You know your kale.

1273
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 3: The other night I was dying for soup. I was

1274
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 3: yelping soup. Nobody serves soup, No, no delivery. They can't

1275
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 3: be trusted. So well, and then you're getting a cold

1276
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 3: soup And then why why am I even eating this?

1277
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 2: I'd rather eat the cold burger that I ordered. Everything

1278
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 2: is cold.

1279
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I igagink that's not a bad idea

1280
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 3: instant pod. I uh, airfryers are in the airs. I

1281
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,200
Speaker 3: feel like air friers are going to go away real fast.

1282
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. It feels like right back in. Once

1283
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: you tell your friends.

1284
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:30,759
Speaker 3: Don't tell us, don't get an instant fire. That feels

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Speaker 3: like something in twenty years that like a fondue pod

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Speaker 3: or something. Right, Uh, Eric, I don't know. We've said

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Speaker 3: a bunch of things here.

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Speaker 2: I have one out. Janelle's got an idea. There's services

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Speaker 2: depending also there in a city where you can get

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Speaker 2: a weekly flower delivery. Oh that's not bad.

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Speaker 3: And we've given them zero to five thousand dollars limits,

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Speaker 3: so even it's for even it's.

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Speaker 2: For if it's for a month, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Four or whatever, to have fresh cut flowers in your

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Speaker 3: house deliver.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be nice. That's a great like a little

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Speaker 2: poor thing that I've been doing, like like a gift

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Speaker 2: to myself thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it makes a huge difference. You can go to,

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Speaker 3: you know, just the grocery store, you get some decent flowers.

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Speaker 3: But if you get this person a subscription, yeah, that'd

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Speaker 3: be nice. They'll never forget you. I'd like that, listeners.

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Speaker 3: Janelle would like some flowers. She wants to be signed

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Speaker 3: up for a subscription service. I don't know how many

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Speaker 3: times I have to tell you she obviously is very

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Speaker 3: sad and needs some flowers in her rental. That's how

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Speaker 3: we're going to leave this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Get a gag when you see how nice it is.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe it. I can't what I was staying

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Speaker 2: there last year.

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Speaker 3: Well, first you're coming to my place to teach me

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Speaker 3: how to make a soup, leaving my apartment until I

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Speaker 3: have I'm going to buy an instant pot.

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Speaker 2: So last year, when I was here in La and

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01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 2: it rained like for like three minutes. My friend was

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01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 2: coming on and she always tells everybody because it rained

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Speaker 2: for like three minutes, I had like cann I had

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Speaker 2: soup going. It was like she said, it was so

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Speaker 2: hot in my house. I was just so happy, like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, winter a change, a change in temperater.

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Speaker 2: I immediately went to wood cabin in the woods, like

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Speaker 2: I love soup. Is the point of that story.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we should all be making more soup.

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Speaker 2: So she filling so many different options. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 2: soon into my soup. Pockety, that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: I've listened to that, Janelle. It's been an absolute pleasure time.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for being here. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 3: this thing into use on some level. Yes, And I'm

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Speaker 3: going to try to be a little bit more. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna see you on the street and be like, Bridgie,

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Speaker 2: are you gonna be like? I have a meeting? It's

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Speaker 2: in my bag.

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Speaker 3: The first thing I'm putting in here is Janelle dash soup. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Check it off, baby. All right, everybody, have a wonderful

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Speaker 2: recip your day.

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Speaker 3: I love you. I said no gift. This isn't exactly

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Speaker 3: right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris.

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01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann. You

1341
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 3: can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I

1342
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 3: said no gifts, And if you have a question or

1343
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 3: need help getting a gift for someone in your life,

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01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:20,679
Speaker 3: email me at I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

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01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 3: Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you

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01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 3: found me. And why not leave a review while you're

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Speaker 3: at it?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Invit?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear gonta mad? Myself perfectly clear? But you're

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Speaker 1: I guess to me.

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Speaker 2: You gotta come to me empty And.

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Speaker 1: I said no guests, your presences, presents and I'm already

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Speaker 1: at too. Much stuff, So how do you dad to

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Speaker 1: surbey me became

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Speaker 2: Within Chris