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Speaker 1: Hello Joel. What is that? These are olives with garlic

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Speaker 1: in them? Why would you bring those two our to

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Speaker 1: our meeting? Because it goes so good with this? This

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Speaker 1: is a bourbon? What do you? What do you said?

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Speaker 1: Is that champagne? Well, um, we're out of wine glasses

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to have a little sansair with you today. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I poured it into a champagne flute. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to think I'm drinking champagne. I'm not. Donald. Well,

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Speaker 1: this is a Scotch glass, and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: think I'm drinking arm orange juice or something like that.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Scotch. Yes, I see you, I see you.

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Speaker 1: How are you? How's it going? The hair is looking good.

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Speaker 1: The hair is feeling good too. Man, you are looking good.

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Speaker 1: You're looking all shaggy and everything. Their heads looking all shaggy,

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Speaker 1: look like Hans Solo in the episode one. There you go? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well that didn't take long to get us into that. Well,

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Speaker 1: not episode episode four, I should say episode four. Save

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Speaker 1: My hair is long. My hair is long, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm freshly shaved and excited to see you guys. It's

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Speaker 1: always nice to check in with our with our friend

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Speaker 1: group here and everyone listening. It's nice. I feel excited

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Speaker 1: to be talking to all these fine people who are listening.

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Speaker 1: Someone told me on on one of the social media

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Speaker 1: that that we've actually helped them lose weight because they

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Speaker 1: are listening to the podcast as they jog or power

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Speaker 1: they said, like, I wanted to thank you guys because

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Speaker 1: it gave I read that too, that was that was

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. It made me feel good. Man. I don't

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Speaker 1: know about you, but if we're entertaining you while you're

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Speaker 1: working out right now, that makes me so happy. I

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Speaker 1: don't know about Daniel and Joel how that makes you

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Speaker 1: guys feel, But for me, that's like one of those

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Speaker 1: things like if I can distract you to the point

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great feeling. And if you haven't

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Speaker 1: done that yet, you know, you can take your dog

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Speaker 1: on a walk with us. We're willing to go with you.

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Speaker 1: Take us, take us anywhere you go. You can take

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Speaker 1: us in the pool if you've got the right headphones.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Don't electrocute yourself on our behalf. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I you know, it's nice. It was in all seriousness.

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Speaker 1: It was nice to hear that we were sort of

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Speaker 1: indirectly aspiring someone to to take care of themselves and

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Speaker 1: was also nice to see the love that she got

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Speaker 1: on the show last week. Everybody loves say, how do

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Speaker 1: you not love Shane? And he's just so smart and

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Speaker 1: humble and kind. And I want to be real friends

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Speaker 1: with Shay. I would love to when the pandemics over,

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Speaker 1: Sha maybe go to a restaurant, have a meal. It's

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Speaker 1: I would be making new guy friends. Um, when you're

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Speaker 1: when you're our age, right, you just kind of have

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Speaker 1: but don't you think it's a little weird to be like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: to record her admonishing us for talking about our willie's

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Speaker 1: a baby being born, Elliot, that's not sexual. A baby

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Speaker 1: how about this stories about show? We made nurses around here?

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Speaker 1: daddy get out his timer. Get that time of daddy.

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Speaker 1: fuck's sake. No, enough, that's enough, Sorry, deeb. Sorry, you're ready, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and go. Karma is a bit, that's it, that is it.

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Speaker 1: You just didn't do your homework. I did do my homework.

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Speaker 1: It's just that there's nothing really to this this episode.

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Speaker 1: much that you have something. You know when when I

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Speaker 1: tip to Donald? Yeah, she's gonna pour me some songs

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Speaker 1: The pizza came out good as you could see. Did

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Speaker 1: you like the oil? I love the oil. The problem

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Speaker 1: So you could put that on your salads, on your

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Speaker 1: garlic Broadsta be good with that. This has been another

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Speaker 1: edition of Glasses Cooking Tipsy Donald another one put some Okay,

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Speaker 1: so your next pizza, you're gonna get some goats cheese,

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Speaker 1: so I think that makes it true. There it is. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking it up right now. At all plays they

422
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: moved in, they were old roommates. Wow, you were not

423
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: into golf at all. And in fact, you say in

424
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: this episode like, damn it you, damn you Tiger Woods.

425
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 1: Why did I have to get into golf? Um, but

426
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: we have clubs and everything, Like, we have the gear.

427
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,479
Speaker 1: Why are we so bad? That's that's golf. That's how

428
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: it is. That literally is how it is. Your first

429
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you you have to invest in yourself

430
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: and in golf to get really good at it. There's

431
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: no way that you can come into golf and just

432
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: be a really good player. That you know. It took

433
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,239
Speaker 1: me a year to break a hundred, And after I

434
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: broke a hundred, people were like, you're now in the

435
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 1: ten percentile of golf players. And then from breaking a

436
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 1: hundred to breaking ninety to breaking eighty, to all of

437
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 1: these things. It just gets smaller and smaller. There are

438
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: very few people that are scratched golfers in the world.

439
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: What are you hitting these days? So my handicap right

440
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: now is uh seven point nine. It was at one

441
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: point I got it all the way down to six

442
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: point six, which was really cool. How are you on

443
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: on on? When they put sort of the obstacle things

444
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: like if there's a windmill or a loop de loop,

445
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: are you good at those? I don't ever play that

446
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: stuff anymore. When I was a kid, that was a

447
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: great or to date, but I don't never go So

448
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: you're saying what you're telling me here, and this is

449
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: probably a lot of this is new information for a

450
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: lot of people listening, is that when you get into

451
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: the bigger golf courses, there are no loop de loops

452
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: or windmills. No, there are no there are they are

453
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: no longer. Loop sounds considerably less fun. Ye, yes, I

454
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 1: mean I used to love it when my when my

455
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: when my ball would go in the hole and then

456
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: you'd go into the tube and he'd be like, where

457
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: is it gonna come out? Oh ship, where's the tube

458
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: go and he'd be running down a look where the

459
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: tube came out. And then are you telling me you're

460
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: removing the most fun element of golf from the game.

461
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: There's no secret tubes, you know in the last hole

462
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: in mini golf when you get like a free game

463
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: if you get it in the right hole. I once

464
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: did that. Yeah, and it was three bells went off.

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Speaker 1: Did you keep score? Yeah? I don't remember what I got,

466
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: but it was probably a seven point nine. I think

467
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: it's actually actually I am recalling it was a seven

468
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: point five by the way. You know, it would be

469
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: a good product. First to invent would be a full

470
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: um huggable plastic suit that you can put on to

471
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: hug people during COVID. It's like the michelin Man outfit.

472
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: It's got like inflatable aspects. It's like it's like Marty

473
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: McFly and Doc Brown and back to the future when

474
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: they got the freaking nuclear uh, the hazmat suits on.

475
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: We should make thank doctor Real friends Hug had Matt

476
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: hazmat suits for all of the populace. And then a

477
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: little disclaimer that's like, we're not responsible if you get

478
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 1: COVID from using this thing, and hugging people. Do you

479
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: remember when um, do you remember when Dan came over

480
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: to drop off the Funko pop and he was has

481
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: matted out. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're gonna wear. Dan.

482
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: I said it before and I'll say it again. Dan's

483
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: a lot bigger than I thought he was. I thought

484
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: Dan was gonna be like five to Yeah, he's like six.

485
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: He's like six one. Well, you've only seen You've only

486
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: seen Dan sitting d Dan looked like he could suck

487
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: somebody up. Dan looked like he could suck somebody up.

488
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: When I saw him, I was like, oh Dad, oh ship,

489
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm honored by that. Should we take a break? What

490
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 1: are we doing? Take a break? Let's get back into it.

491
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: One of the Bill's favorite lines he always quoted was

492
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: do not say splotchy, good spot, doctor splotchy. When Ken

493
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: comes in with his base all burnt. Yeah, I thought

494
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: he was amazing in this episode. That is this is

495
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: a perfect example of a storyline in an episode that's

496
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: the It's like the d storyline in the episode, and

497
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: it's so funny that you're you laugh at it the

498
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: whole way through. From the beginning where he's talking about

499
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: how the coffee sucks in the hospital and he has

500
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: to go to the freaking uh coffee Bucks across the

501
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: street to get it too. It's spilling on his face

502
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: to hide Doctor Spock splotchy, that line all the way

503
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: to the ship, that fucking Johnny says to him, dark

504
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 1: roast and sucking, Like all of those things. This was

505
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: one of the funny I remember this storyline from when

506
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: we recorded it, when from when we shot it back

507
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: in the day, And I always thought, if you're ever

508
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: on a show and you have the opportunity to have

509
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: something this funny and that least amount of work, like

510
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Ken had to work maybe

511
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: two days the whole episode. But his storyline is so

512
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: funny and so good that it's memorable. It's it's you know,

513
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: it's a wind dude, Yeah and everything. It's one of

514
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: those things where it was the gift that kept on giving.

515
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: Every time he showed up, there'd be another funny joke

516
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, and what about this my my, how

517
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: about my Seinfeld impersonation Regan? What's the deal with Q tips?

518
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: They're not cues and they're not tips? I know, I know,

519
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: it's meant I know it's meant to be a horrible joke,

520
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: But why couldn't the writers have come up with like

521
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: an actual joke? Like this is just like nothing, Like

522
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: you can you know, you can come up with a

523
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Are you trying to tell me that Seinfeld

524
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: isn't funny? No? I love Seinfeld. I'm saying that this

525
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: joke that's a fake Seinfeld joke doesn't even make any sense.

526
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: What's the deal with two tips? They're not cues and

527
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: they're not tips. There are great Seinfeld one liners, like

528
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: one of my favorites, if the black is the only

529
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: thing that survives the plane crash, why don't I make

530
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: the whole plane out of the black box? It's great,

531
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: great fucking joke. Dude. He has some of the best

532
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: jokes that are you know, It's like he took the

533
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: simplicity of what it means to tell a joke and

534
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: he does it so well. He's one of the In

535
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: my opinion, I love Jerry Seinfeld. I think he's one

536
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: of the best comedians out there. You know, I'm just

537
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: saying I didn't know why they just didn't come up

538
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: with a real joke. I guess it's not funny and

539
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: then to the patient going dudes right. I love I

540
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: love Jerry Seinfeld. I think he's amazing. I think Jerry

541
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: sein felt like uh. When I was a kid, Bill

542
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: Cosby himself was one of the dopest uh uh stand

543
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: up jump things that I had ever seen, and my

544
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: parents would let me watch it because Bill Cosby didn't

545
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: curse right. And I feel like Jerry Seinfel is one

546
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: of those people that I could put Mike, you want

547
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: to know how do you want to learn the the

548
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: algorithm of how to tell a joke and how to

549
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: make it funny? I would play that documentary that he

550
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: had back in a day What was a comedian? Was that?

551
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: What it was called where he Arts Off Doing. It's

552
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: the anatomy of how he builds a set and it's

553
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: one of the greatest uh that one was. That's when

554
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: he like went back and like said, I'm gonna do

555
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: all new material. Yeah, I'm gonna start. They did it.

556
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: They did a documentary that followed him and other comics,

557
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: but um and Chris Rocks in it. Like a bunch

558
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: of lot of comics will always use some of their

559
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: go to jokes forever. Whereas he was like, no, I'm

560
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: gonna throw out everything I've ever done and I'm gonna

561
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: start from scratch, which was was was pretty cool. I

562
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: was documentary. It's such a yeah, such a great storyteller.

563
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: He is. And I took offense just now when you

564
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: said they were trying to make a bad joke, like

565
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: as if Seinfeldt told bad jokes. He tells great jokes. Okay, well,

566
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: I hope I didn't offend you, um Donald's um when

567
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: I know I took it. I'm telling you right now,

568
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: I took offense. I took offense for him, for this

569
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: New York native, for the dude whose show is based

570
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: on the building I up in. I took offence. Okay,

571
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: do you watch um Cars and Coffee with Comedians. I

572
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: don't watch any of his work. I just took offense.

573
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh my god. I would like the

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00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: record to reflect that Donald has never seen an episode

575
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: of Seinfeld. He's never seen an episode of Drinking Coffee

576
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: with the Comedians and Cars I have. I have seen

577
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: episodes of Seinfeld. I have seen several episodes of Seinfeld.

578
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: I told someone the other night that you had only

579
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: seen the finale of of Breaking Breaking Bad, and they

580
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: were like they had to like sit down. They were

581
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: so upset by this. They were like, who would do that?

582
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: I did? I did. My wife was like, my wife

583
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: binge the whole ship. She binged all of it, and

584
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't watch any of She was like, you gotta

585
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: watch this show. It's so good. And she was doing

586
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: it so she could be on time for the finale

587
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: for the last season. So she watched everything within like

588
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: with like a six month span, she watched every episode

589
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: of Breaking Bad just so she could watch the last season. Right.

590
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: I didn't watch any of it. I didn't watch any

591
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: of it. I would walk into the room and I

592
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: would see and I'd be like, that's overacting. Oh my god,

593
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: he's overacting, and I would clown. I would clown certain

594
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: spots knowing that. Look, when you watch a show, and

595
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: in its entirety, there's a reason why certain things are done.

596
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: But when you just see a little specific, you know,

597
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: moments in it, you're you're lost one and two. You

598
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: don't get that, you don't get what's going on, and

599
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: so therefore you're very judgmental. That last That being said,

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00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: that last episode is one of the best things I've

601
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: ever seen on television, and I've never watched one episode

602
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: of Breaking Bad in my life. Disconnect the disconnect I

603
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: have in my brain. And I'm sure every person who

604
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: has at least one ear listening to this is thinking,

605
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: then why would you not go back and watched the

606
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: show many people think is one of the greatest of

607
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: our lifetime because I saw it in I know how

608
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: it ends. It's a waste of time. Oh my god,

609
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: all right, listen, I watched the finale of Breaking Bad

610
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: at Kate Hudson's house. She had a suare where they

611
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: were going to do a viewing party of the last episode. Now,

612
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 1: in hindsight, I don't know why I went to this.

613
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: If you love the show, you kind of want to

614
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: be like on your couch focusing. But I thought it

615
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: sounded fun. Now, you know the guy who plays uh

616
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: o'donald won't know, but you guys know the guy who

617
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: played um Hank, the bald cop. Right, wasn't his name Hank?

618
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: What's that actor's name? Anyway? The point is Dean something,

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00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 1: Dean Norris. All right, So Dean Norris is a wonderful actor.

620
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: With his head shaved, he looks a lot like Bruce Willis.

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00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen them next to each other, they

622
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: could easily be brothers. So um, I get to Kate

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00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: Hudson's house and they've got TVs set up. You know,

624
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: it's a party. There's there's multiple places within her house

625
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: to watch the show. I want to pick a good location,

626
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 1: so I find a good spot and I look over

627
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: and then seated on the couch next to me is

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00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: Dean Norris And sitting next to Dean Norris is Bruce Willis.

629
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: And there's not much more to the story other than

630
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: that was really weird because they didn't know each other.

631
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: It was clearly didn't know each other, and they had

632
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: just met. It was clear that they really really look

633
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: a lot alike. And then there we were watching this

634
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: elaborate finale with Dean Norris sitting right there. It was

635
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: very trippy. I wish the story had more of a

636
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: flourish ending. And then I wrestled them both to the

637
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: ground and tickled them. Huh. Kate throws some dope parties, man.

638
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: I've I've been to two parties at Kate Hudson's house

639
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: thanks to you, and both times I was like, holy shit.

640
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Leo's here best party of my life. It's funny that

641
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: you would bring up, of all actors, um, Leo, I

642
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: I wonder, are you surprised. I'm just wonder of all

643
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: actors that are in the same actor's guild, you decided

644
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: to bring up one the actor specifically. Well, you know,

645
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: I I love Leonardo DiCaprio. It's just how it goes.

646
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: He's one of the He's my favorite actor of my generation.

647
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of the fans are clamoring for

648
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: merch that says I dock with Leo, and I think

649
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: that's a great Now, we gotta get I gotta I'll

650
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: call him and I'll if I could, I would call

651
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: him and I'd get him to sign off on it.

652
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people. Look, we used to

653
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: be friends. We're not. We don't talk much anymore unless

654
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: we see each other. But I would hit him up

655
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: if I could, and say, Leo, I want to put

656
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: out a shirt or some merch that says a mug

657
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: that says I would dock Leo. I'd I'd wear a

658
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: tank top that says I do Leo. For fox sake.

659
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: To stop talking about your willis alright, sorry, Jeff, alright,

660
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: let's let's let's get back to the show. Who knew

661
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: that Carla was scared of toilet snakes? Yes, Carla is

662
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: afraid of a snake crawling out of the toilet. Have

663
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: you seen the video of the dude who went to

664
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: the bathroom and had to jump off the toilet because

665
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: there was a snake coming out of it? No, you

666
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: haven't seen this somewhere in Florida, of course, of course,

667
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: of course there is a man who was sitting on

668
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: the toilet and he jumped off the toilet because there

669
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: is a snake literally coming out of the toilet, which

670
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: means it's like a water moccasin or some ship like

671
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: that that could really fucking do damn because or I mean,

672
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't know any other serpents that fucking swim like

673
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: I guess, Ah, there's a anaconda. Anaconda swims, but it

674
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: didn't look like an anaconda. You're saying. It came out

675
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: of the toilet, up up the sewage, and it's coming

676
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: out of this dude's toilet. Look it up, Look it up,

677
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: I will I mean a little tickle, if it was

678
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: just a little like a little tongue lick, it might

679
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: feel nice, doesn't like a tongue like, but I'm thinking

680
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: it's some type of poisonous serpent or some sh it

681
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: like that that will bite um, that will bite you.

682
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: How about Elliott calling herself four date read, which means

683
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: she waits until the fourth date to have sex with everyone.

684
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: Elliott admitting the act that she's crazy, She says to Carla, Carla,

685
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,479
Speaker 1: you know that I'm crazy, right, and she goes, yeah,

686
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm having a hard time hiding it from

687
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: Nurse Flowers. Yeah. Well, later in the episode, she has

688
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: a really funny monologue that she just didn'gree it was

689
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: written very well, it's funny, but she she just delivered

690
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: it really funny about how fucking nuts she is. And

691
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: then and then she's just just finally, finally, finally, she

692
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: says to Rick Schroeder, like, you want to know, this

693
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: is why I'm hiding, and he just lets all her

694
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: fucking crazy loose and it's really really funny. And then

695
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: Rick Schroeder's like, I'm so turned on right now, and

696
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: then they going like furiously make up. That was funny.

697
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: Do you know why he's so turned on? Why that's crazy?

698
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: Because crazy is good It gets old quick, but it's

699
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: good in the beginning if you can find yourself somebody

700
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: crazy In the beginning, you're like, holy shit, we were

701
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: doing so many crazy things and means crazy sexually or

702
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: do you mean crazy like a crazy person? You mean

703
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: crazy bed? I mean crazy sexually. So what happens is

704
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: crazy person usually means crazy sexually, and so from crazy sexually,

705
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: you're like, holy ship, look at all the things we're doing.

706
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Crazy gets old real quick because

707
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: at some point you're like, yo, this person is fucking crazy. Yeah.

708
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: But also, don't you worry sometimes of someone's two nuts

709
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: in bed that they're You're a little like Jesus, they've

710
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: got ten hours. Who gives a funk? Who cares? There

711
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: with you at that moment? Who cares? Who cares? Dude?

712
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: Who the funk cares? What happened before you and what's

713
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: going to happen after you? This was something that was

714
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: hung up on for so long. Oh my god, she's

715
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: too experienced, or oh my god, she's not experienced enough.

716
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: Fuck that ship. When you're with someone, you're with someone,

717
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: and that's your moment together. What happens before and after

718
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: is irrelevant. Dude, it has nothing to do with you,

719
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: so why worry about it? All? Right? Well, I think

720
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: that's good advice for people. I'm sure there's other people

721
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: out there it was across their mind when their partner

722
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: all of a sudden is doing some position that not

723
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: even the Kama Sutra had had time to draw. Um.

724
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: But they're like, then where did this come from? That's

725
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: your own hang up? Honest to goodness, that's your own

726
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: hang up. If what I do is too advanced for

727
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: you and you're not having a good time, then you

728
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: know what, we shouldn't be together, and vice versa. Your love.

729
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: Your love might be too much for me. It might

730
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: be like a double black diamond sex. And I'm just

731
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: ready for for blue square? Is there such thing as

732
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 1: a blue square? Is that? Is that? Yeah? It goes green,

733
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: It goes green circle, blue square, black diamond, double black diamond?

734
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: Got it? And I I'm just saying, you know, you

735
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: might be a blue square. Um, this person in bed

736
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you're in bed with

737
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: a double black diamond person. You're like, oh, ship, this

738
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: is scary. These moguls are hard. I don't know how

739
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: to keep this medical Listen did someone die. As long

740
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: as you don't die, it's all good. Right, if you

741
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: survive a double black diamond, you're like, I'm gonna do

742
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: that double black diamond again, right, as long as you

743
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 1: don't die, Right, as long as you survived Donald. Why

744
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: did golf clubs need socks? I've been dying and know

745
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: this my whole life. Why do you have to put

746
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: little booties on them? Or they could they get cold? No,

747
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: it's just that dents and things like that happen to clubs,

748
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: and scratches happen to clubs, and you know, it's all

749
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: about what you see when you look down at the

750
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 1: ball and the club. So if there's a dent or

751
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: a scratch on your club, it might throw your alignment off.

752
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: It might. Uh these are this is honestly like when

753
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: I first started playing golf, I didn't understand why all

754
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: these people had socks on their clubs. But it's actually

755
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: to keep the ship looking uh so much. Uh. You're

756
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: used to a certain picture. When you're playing golf and

757
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: you're looking down at a golf ball and you're driver

758
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: or your three would or your hybrid club, you're you're

759
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: used to a certain picture. If there's a scratch on

760
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: it that might throw off your swing. If there's a

761
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: dent in it, that might throw off your swing. So

762
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: it's important to take care of your clubs. When I

763
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: first when I first started playing golf, I was like,

764
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: that's bullshit until you until it happens to you, and

765
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, okay, I get it now. But donald,

766
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: excuse me for not knowing this. This is true, but

767
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: it seems to me only certain clubs get little dinky

768
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: cozy socks. Not all the clubs get them right, because

769
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: there are certain like your irons usually can handle clinking

770
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:48,959
Speaker 1: against each other. Your would, well, that's more like a driver,

771
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: your one would as a driver. But like your drivers

772
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: and your woods, if they get a dent on them,

773
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: they're not as effective as they would be if they

774
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: were in good conditions. So you want to keep those

775
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: in pristine shape. You want to keep all of your clubs.

776
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: If you paid a thousand like them, things ain't cheap

777
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: like usually you pay like a thousand dollars for clubs,

778
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: upwards of a thousand dollars for clubs, and so you

779
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: want to maintain that investment. You wanna you wanna keep

780
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: that all for all of your clubs. So like you

781
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: go from putter putter to driver, you're spending upwards of

782
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. Usually there are some people, there are

783
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: some manufacturers that make clubs that are like I'm I'm

784
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm very lucky. I I am down with p x

785
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: G and that's like the ultimate club in golf in

786
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: my opinion. Uh, they are the dopest of the dopest.

787
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: And because of that, you damn right. I I protect

788
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: that ship, I protect my driver, I protect my three

789
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: would I protect my hybrids? I protect you? Or you

790
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: might want to change where you're playing, because where I play,

791
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: they give you a club and you don't have to

792
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: take care of it. You just pick one that's the

793
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: right size for you and you you also play where

794
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: they got windmills. You also play where they got windmills,

795
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: and freaking there's no extra charge for the windmill. There's

796
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: no extra charge for the windmill. Right, the snacks snacks

797
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: at real golf courses. Right, let's go to break. Let's

798
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: go to break. You gotta we gotta be right back

799
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: after this break, and we're back. The ladies and gentlemen,

800
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: please welcome to the show. We have Nicholas solid, Hi, Nicholas,

801
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: are you good to see you? Welcome? I am loving

802
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: your COVID beard and hair. Thank you, thank you ye

803
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: to getting longer and longer. The beard I have to keep.

804
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: My wife said, you'll leave me if I ever get

805
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: rid of it. So you must. You must look like

806
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: a baby without it. I do. I'm you know, nervous.

807
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I don't be nervous. Don't get nervous.

808
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: This is You're just around talking with a with a

809
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: couple of friends. They got Joel and Daniel here, that's Donald.

810
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: Why are you sleep deprivate? What is going on? And

811
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Are those action figures in your background

812
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: or no? Yes, some of them are. There's Don Della,

813
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: and there's a dog. I got him on some travels,

814
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: and then there's just a bunch of mess. My wife

815
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: and I are both teachers, so this is our teacher shelves.

816
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: We're teaching from home, and so we have to switch

817
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: in and out to teach right now because rather than virtual,

818
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll show you the reason I am sleep deprived. Let's

819
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: see if he's oh, here comes to baby, y'all, it's

820
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 1: gonna be a baby puppy got to be a baby.

821
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen giving up for market, and the baby

822
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: was precious, so cute. He's he's uh yeah, he's our angel.

823
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: He's a little going back on sleep aggression right now,

824
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: so we're trying to see if we could get him

825
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: back to sleep at some point. So he's been staying

826
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: up a lot of nights and stuff and so congratulations.

827
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: That's very exciting, Thank you very much. Yeah, it's just

828
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: been exciting week overall. So I'm super happy. Uh, can

829
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: I do one thing right now? Anything you want? Well,

830
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: he knocked over the Are you okay? Are you okay? Dude? Nicholas, Nicholas,

831
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: don't die, dude, don't die, dude. I told you I

832
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: was nervous. Don't be nervous. Okay, you guys know. Oh,

833
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: and then I wrote the day after that, I wrote,

834
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: what ask good question of fake doctor's real friend? And

835
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: it happened, and turn your key to turn your k

836
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: turn your kid, turn your kid. I turned my key,

837
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: I turned my phone. Nicholas has held up a white

838
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: board and it says goals at the top, because we

839
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: did a segment talking about white boards and writing down

840
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: your goals. And the very first thing on his goal

841
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: list is asked a question on fake doctor's real friends

842
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: and it is beautifully crossed out. And then after that,

843
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: it's win a dance battle. Dude, we could make that

844
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: happen today too. Yeah, but you better know how to dance. Okay,

845
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: it's done, it's done. I'm not gonna win that one

846
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: right now. Well, I'm really I'm really happy for you, man,

847
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: And and and you know, we choke around the time here,

848
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: but I'm really believing this stuff. I really believe in

849
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: and writing your goals down and manifesting things and looking

850
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: at it every single day. And I've seen a handful

851
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: of people out there who who sent me sort of

852
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: joking or maybe they're not joking, screenshots of the whiteboard

853
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: they got and uh, and I'm I'm really, I really

854
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: am a big fan of it. I think there's you know,

855
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: looking at something every day, even if it's going into

856
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: your brain subconsciously and going, God, what have I done

857
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: today to further that goal? I think that that's it's

858
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: very very effective. So I listen, Nicholas, you're you're you're

859
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: walking proof it works here, you are on on the show.

860
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 1: I know it's so it's so exciting. Yeah, I totally

861
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: believe and tell my students that I try to, like,

862
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,959
Speaker 1: I try to put a lot of positivity in the world,

863
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: and I try to do positive stuff, and so I

864
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: just also trying to make positive fun. So I'm like,

865
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 1: if it doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. But I'm gonna

866
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: keep on trying. And so, yeah, I've set jelf you

867
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: emails and this is the one I got picked. So

868
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, it worked, it works, So I'm

869
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: super good. Good. You made you made me happy. You

870
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: made me happy. I just the fact that we can

871
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: make a miniscule difference in your life in any way

872
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: makes us happy. Wait, hold up, I have a random

873
00:49:54,760 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: question for Nicholas. Yeah. Have you ever watched Eight Is Enough? Yeah,

874
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: it was a long time ago, but I've seen it.

875
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: Do you remember Nicholas from Eight Is Enough? Yeah? He

876
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: was so cute's cute? Yeah, he was the haircut, the

877
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: bowl haircut. He was like Joey uh Lawrence. Joey Lawrence

878
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: was Joey and everything. I feel like Nicholas was Nicholas

879
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: and everything. This is just a nonsequ a moment, a nonsequor,

880
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: a moment from Yeah, but Joey. Lawrence really always played Joey,

881
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: and I always wondered, why does he have in his

882
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: contract that the character is going to be named Joey.

883
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: The guy never played anyone not named Joey. Apparently he

884
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: did that too. Tony was always Tony and almost every

885
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: show that he ever did, even on Taxi, Yeah Taxi,

886
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: and then it was Tony and Who's the Boss? And

887
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: then he was Tony. He just came up with another

888
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: Netflix solo on he was always Tony in every show.

889
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: All right, Nicholas, do you who have a question for

890
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: for any of us that could be about any topic

891
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: in the world. I have a question, and then I

892
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: also have a six six for your were excited to

893
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: fix your life. We're gonna fix it. We're gonna fix

894
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: we can fix anything. You got a new baby, a

895
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: beautiful wife. I got to fix your life. This this

896
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: new segment um a lot of new segments hitting the show. Donald,

897
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: There's uh, there's uh, but but fix It I think

898
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: is the world's favorite. Everyone is clamoring about all the

899
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: fixing we're doing. They want me to fix their life,

900
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: and they want you to fix their life. Well, we're

901
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: gonna do it a a right, Nicholas. Question first, go ahead, Okay,

902
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: question first, And this is one that I that was

903
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: really hit home. I was trying to think of a

904
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: lot of shows before y'alls that had like two male

905
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: characters that were very open with their emotions, uh and

906
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: so loving. And I remember, like I had a roommate,

907
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: we lived together forever. We like that was what we did.

908
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: We were just very open and loving. I remember we

909
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: There wasn't just like toxic masculinity where you had to

910
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: be you know, all the time. And it was just

911
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: like I really thought, like Scrubs spoke to me, and

912
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 1: I think the more I watched it, the more senior

913
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: friendship it was. For me. It was a way to

914
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: just kind of be like, oh, I can be open

915
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: with my feelings and I can say I love you.

916
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: And even now, like as you know, growing up and

917
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: raising my son, that's something I want to I want

918
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 1: this openness and I don't like you guys have talked

919
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: about it a lot, but even in the first season

920
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: it was very there was very a lot more openness,

921
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: even before you all had built a lot of chemistry

922
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: and stuff outside of the show, so I didn't know,

923
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: like did Bill bring that in or did he just

924
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: build off because y'all just instantly connected, Like, how did

925
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: that happen? I don't know how that happened. That's a

926
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: good question because I think it was both of us

927
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: two things happening, and simultaneously it was May and Donald's

928
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: friendship really growing and becoming really true best friends in

929
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: real life, and then we were so like that that

930
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: I think that he started to lean it even more

931
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: in that direction, like it was I feel like it was.

932
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: I feel like it was always ja D and Turk

933
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: were always meant to be the relationship that every guy

934
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: wishes they could have with another male. Uh you know,

935
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: you they they but Zack and I we became that relationship,

936
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 1: and then it was like, well, then I know, let's

937
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: go even further with it, you know what I mean.

938
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how to I don't know how that happened.

939
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: That's a that's a that's a great question, because it

940
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: started off that way and then we just we just

941
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: ate it up and took it to the next level.

942
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: I guess yeah. I don't think if you look at

943
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: the pilot, there's not a whole lot of like commentary

944
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 1: on masculinity I mean, my character is a little nerdy,

945
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: but it's more about like about me and Donald being

946
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 1: best bros. And there's stuff about like race. There's stuff

947
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: about like, hey, if there's a rap song and the

948
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: N words in there, am I allowed to sing it?

949
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: And He's like no, And I'm like, okay, good. I

950
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,439
Speaker 1: needed to know that, Thank you very much. So there's

951
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: I think Bill wanted to like talk about two close

952
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: friends who were who who were best buds and and

953
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: and race barely even came into the equation. But I

954
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: think the sort of commentary we started doing on on

955
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: what is traditional masculinity um sort of developed over time

956
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: with with with me and Donald's relationship. I really liked it.

957
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean it was very free, I guess, and I

958
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: couldn't think of any other show before y'alls that had

959
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: that type of relationship. It was like, you know, you

960
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: think of all these ones and it's just two dudes

961
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: hanging out, drinking, be stip along those lines. But this

962
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: was this felt very like an authentic friendship, and I

963
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: mean it was, but it was just it was very

964
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that. So thank you for that, Nicholas.

965
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: I I agree with you on that because on television

966
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: you don't see it, but in real life that is

967
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: how guys are you know what I mean? I remember

968
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: my best friend in high school, he's also an actor. Now,

969
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: my best friend in high school was dash Myhawk, right,

970
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: him and this other kids, Kevin Jordan's, but dash Myhawk,

971
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: who was now on Ray Donovan and has been in

972
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 1: several movies and stuff like that. He and I were

973
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: best friends in high school and we both moved to

974
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: Los Angeles at the same time. And I remember one

975
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: time seeing him and his roommate, who just happened to

976
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: be Josh Hopkins, who was on one of Bill's shows,

977
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: and I, yeah, Cougar Town, and I saw them act

978
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: the way Zack and I act towards each other, and

979
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, Zack and I aren't you know,

980
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: we're not. Obviously we're one of a kind because we're

981
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 1: who we are. But this relationship is out there. There

982
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: are plenty of people out there that are like Turk

983
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: and j D, that are like Zack and Donald. Now

984
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 1: I hate to talk about myself and if that person,

985
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 1: I apologize for that, but but there are a bunch

986
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: of people out there that are like that. It's just

987
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: not portrayed on television, uh in a positive way that

988
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: Zack and I were able to portray Turk and j

989
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: D you know what I mean. And so I like,

990
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 1: but I really like you said that that's gonna um.

991
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't mean to imply that it was from watching us,

992
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: but the way you talked about wanting to raise your son,

993
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: you know, not programming him to be filled with the

994
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 1: same bullshit that a lot of us were were program

995
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: programmed with. It. Yeah, absolutely, it's like the same. Like

996
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: I I didn't drink beer till this twenty six I

997
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: was always drinking apple teens and I was drinking you

998
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 1: know these, and like everybody give me a hard time

999
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: for it, but I was like, well, that's doing it.

1000
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: Like I like it. Just it was very free and

1001
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: I loved it, and I was just I don't know,

1002
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: I really did appreciate that, especially growing up, because it

1003
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: meant I could be more open with the people around

1004
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: me and stuff. And now you know, you're older, you

1005
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: in your way, yeah, this is just who I am.

1006
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: I'm okay, but when you're younger, it's kind of hard

1007
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: to be as open as as I think you want

1008
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, because you're judged. You're judged, and and

1009
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: other people's judgment has an effect on you, which it shouldn't,

1010
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Uh? And when you become

1011
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: when you become an adult and you realize that, you know,

1012
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: everybody else is dealing with their own ship and you

1013
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: need to deal with your own. Who gives a funk

1014
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: what everybody thinks about it? Really, it really warms my

1015
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 1: heart though. I gotta tell you what when you say

1016
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: something like that that the show in some way inspired

1017
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: you to be more who you truly are, whatever that is.

1018
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's what we're all striving for,

1019
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: is is to be in relationships that allow us to

1020
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: be who we truly are. And um, you know, we

1021
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: were just at the time making a comedy, but then

1022
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: we did kind of tiptoe into something cultural about masculinity

1023
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 1: and and and talking about what is acceptable in in

1024
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: our society. And this was twenty years ago, as we

1025
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: all know, we're still battling a lot of these issues

1026
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: right now. How how can we fix your life? Because

1027
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: that's what we're really good at, our word, that's where

1028
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: our specialty is. Nicholas, I'm going to fix your life

1029
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: right now. Well, you're the one number five, number five.

1030
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: It's a sleep more baby boys going through a sleepergression

1031
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: right now. And I wanted to know Donald, you have

1032
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: so many children, I was wondering us, do you have

1033
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: any tips on like methods for sleep training and how

1034
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: to get him to sleep more at night? Okay, first

1035
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: of all, how old is your kid? He's three months

1036
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: three and a half, he's about three four And the

1037
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: books say that this is about the time when you

1038
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: start doing it, right, So you're trying to sleep train

1039
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: right now, right? Yeah. I think we're gonna start this

1040
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: weekend because he's been staying up most nights for the

1041
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: last few nights. So when the baby starts crying, you

1042
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: kind of have to ignore it and let it is

1043
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: very heartbreaking, but you kind of have to ignore it

1044
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: and trust that the baby will put himself back to sleep.

1045
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: And so they screaming. I mean that must be really

1046
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: you know, when there's a problem, you know what I mean?

1047
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: You know, if there if it's here's the thing, you

1048
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: have a healthy baby, right am? I correct in saying that,

1049
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: so you know when there is a problem. Right now,

1050
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: it's just like every kid out there in the world

1051
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: at a very young age, you're being tested to see

1052
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: if you will jump when called for. I promise you

1053
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: what I'm I promise you what I'm telling you is true. Dude. Listen,

1054
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: we were we were very lucky, and we hired a

1055
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: night nurse and all of that stuff, and the and

1056
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: and the night nurse explained to us the whole situation too.

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00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: It really is you being able to say, I know

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00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: you're crying. I know you want me right now sort

1059
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: this out for yourself, you know, and you know, if

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00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: your baby is crying for over an hour, then yes,

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00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: obviously run into the room forty five minutes. Obviously run

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00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: into the room and see what's going on. But most

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00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: likely it's not gonna last for more than fifteen to

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00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, and then they're gonna go back to sleep.

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00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: All right, we'll give it a shot, all right, Nicholas,

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00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: Do you think we fixed your life? Yeah, we're gonna

1067
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: see thunder, some claws, thunders, some blows and thunders of blocks.

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01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: I think we did it, Nicholas, Nicholas, it doesn't happen.

1069
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen overnight. It's gonna take some time. I'm

1070
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: just gonna always fix his life. Donald stop, sucking up

1071
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: the segment. It fucking worked. Okay, you're welcok you, Nicholas,

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01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Nicholas, You're welcome. Come. Thank you guys so

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01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: much for fixing my life than Las. Good luck with

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01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: the baby, Nicholas, good luck bye, buddy. You're amazing. I'll

1075
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: always remember I'll always remember it. Nicholas should put on

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01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: that whiteboard. Learned not to fall out of chair. What

1077
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: a nice man. Balance. Speaking of babies, j D fights

1078
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: a demon baby in this episode. That was funny when

1079
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: he fights the demon baby. Huh, not only was it

1080
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: a demon baby, it was a demon baby doll because

1081
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 1: the baby didn't move and it looks like it was

1082
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: so bad, but it was. That's what I think. The

1083
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: badness of it made it even funnier than I'm like

1084
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 1: running and then I fall out a frame of it.

1085
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had a field there with that

1086
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: that fake baby. Hey guess what. This is the very

1087
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: first episode where the janitor meets Turk. I was I'm

1088
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 1: about to say that. Turk and the Janitor finally meet

1089
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: for the first time, and the Janitor says to Turk,

1090
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't care. He's like, what's your name? Who are you?

1091
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: But you're so excited to meet him. I mean, j

1092
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: D must have told you about this janitor. And you're like,

1093
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm Dr, You've got like a smile. Everybody's like Dr.

1094
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: Turkey's like, I don't care when he's doing, but but

1095
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: but with the fist and he punched me and I

1096
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: laughed when he goes when I laugh, you can see

1097
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: if you go back and watch you guys, you can

1098
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: see that Donald is fucking holding in his laughter at that.

1099
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: He You thought Neil was hilarious in that moment, well,

1100
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: and then what if this was the first time working

1101
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: with Neil on the show. Yeah, that scene in the

1102
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: office with with Ted the lawyer are Sam Lloyd is hilarious.

1103
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 1: I really laughed out loud at that. If we go

1104
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: in and we tell him, hey, um we go and

1105
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: we said, he goes, hey fellas always nice to have

1106
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: some visitors. What's the DeLeo? And we're like, hey, Ted,

1107
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: if if two doctors were hitting golf balls off the

1108
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: roof and they caused the car accident and now the

1109
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: guys in the ICU, would it would that be a

1110
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: big problem. And it's like a long pause and he's

1111
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 1: just frozen and we go ted and he goes, hey,

1112
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: fellas always nice to have visitors. What's the deal? Like

1113
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: he just he totally went into like a dark hole.

1114
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: And then I laughed when you put out your fist

1115
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: and you put out your fist to fis bump him

1116
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: and then he slaps it like like he's slapping you five. Yeah,

1117
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: I dude, It's always great to watch him. At the

1118
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: end of the episode, when he's on the roof with

1119
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: the Todd and he's hitting golf balls off the roof,

1120
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: He's like, I wonder, I just can't believe where did

1121
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: I get the idea to hit golf balls off the roof?

1122
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: And Todd's like, yeah, man, hey, do you mind if

1123
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: I stripped down to the banana hammock? He looks back

1124
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: at him and he's like, oh god, And he's about

1125
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 1: it at the golf ball. Why his Todd sun bathing?

1126
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: Why does he feel the need to get into the

1127
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: fucking fire covered banana hammock at this moment? This is

1128
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: a traditional fire. This isn't the traditional one either. This

1129
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: is like this is one, though it's a little different.

1130
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: It doesn't look the same, it's not as it but

1131
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: it had, but it wasn't as flame on as the

1132
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: as the real Todd one. As you're saying the fire,

1133
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: the fire is burning lower on his on his banana hammocks,

1134
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: on his on his banana hammock in this episode. That's

1135
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: a good thing. We should bring Todd in right now, Todd, Hey,

1136
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,479
Speaker 1: let's ask Rob. Here's a great, great moment to ask

1137
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: the talk. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Todd Talk Rob.

1138
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: The Todd has had several banana hammocks. What was the

1139
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: most comfortable for you? And is it? Is it us?

1140
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: Or if you don't mind referencing the one in that

1141
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: you wear at the end of My Karma. Why does

1142
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: that banana hammock feels slightly different from some your other

1143
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: more notorious banana hammocks. And feel free not to write

1144
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: this in a long prepared paragraph, or feel free to

1145
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: write this in a long prepared whatever whatever you prefer.

1146
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: Talks comfortable, the Todd Hamn's up for the people. Comfort

1147
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: is of no imports. Now after season two, episode one,

1148
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: with the premiere of the banana hammock in Mirror Todd,

1149
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 1: it made a big impression. There's a lot of talk,

1150
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 1: a lot of scuttle button. I think they wanted to

1151
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: tone it down, tamp it down, tape it down. But

1152
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 1: you can't keep the big dog down in this episode

1153
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 1: my camera. That was no banana hammock. It was a

1154
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: Speedoh I should swim the hundred meter freestyle on the

1155
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: Olympics and that thing never again. Five And please, if

1156
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: you're listening to this higher rob on cameo, you can

1157
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: you can send your your Scrubs friends messages from the

1158
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: todd He just had a birthday, guys, he just had

1159
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: a birthday. He turned I know. I put him on

1160
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: my my the fifty three, I think, I think, I

1161
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: think three fifty four one or the other. Yeah, looks good.

1162
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: He looks real good man. I'm telling you that when

1163
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: we were doing the show, he would always joke that

1164
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: he was much older than us. Uh, and he was.

1165
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: He really was. Yeah, but he looks good. He's got

1166
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 1: he's got a nice skin. You know. The episode really

1167
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: is about, I felt at the end, was about vulnerability,

1168
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 1: about putting yourself out there, being afraid of how you're

1169
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: going to be judged. Several characters are are afraid of

1170
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:40,919
Speaker 1: being vulnerable, and I just thought that was another theme

1171
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: that that crept up for me. I just wrote I

1172
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: wrote down vulnerability and relationships and and how we're all

1173
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: wearing this this armor to protect our hearts. Um, but

1174
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: the characters in this episode are going out of their

1175
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: way to to to put themselves out there and be brave.

1176
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: I wish I would have thought of that when I

1177
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: was doing the recap of the show. Well, your recap

1178
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: is so thorough. It was so incredibly thorough. I don't

1179
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: know where you would have had time in the thirty

1180
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: seconds to do that. All right, everybody, that's our show. Donald,

1181
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: anything else you want to tell the people, Yes, I

1182
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: do want to tell all of the frontline workers still

1183
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: to this at this moment, right now, we still want

1184
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,919
Speaker 1: to shout you out and give you all the love

1185
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: we possibly can. And I don't just mean the frontline

1186
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 1: workers in the hospitals. I mean the frontline workers that

1187
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: work at supermarkets, that work at testing sites, the frontline

1188
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: workers that are out there, the essential job people that

1189
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: are out there in the streets. Right now. You are

1190
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 1: living a life that a lot of people are afraid

1191
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: to live. And I respect you and I support you

1192
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 1: from my closet right now because I am afraid to

1193
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: do those things. So that being said, God bless you

1194
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: and I support you. Thank you everybody for listening. Don't

1195
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: forget to subscribe to the show. Tell your friends about

1196
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: the show, because you might be loving the show, but

1197
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: you're not telling all your friends. Why are you? Why

1198
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: aren't you saying dear so and so again you'll put

1199
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 1: your friend's name there, un listen to their name is

1200
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: so and so? Why? Why aren't you listening to the podcast?

1201
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: It's getting more bad ship every week. You gotta check

1202
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:30,000
Speaker 1: this thing out. Rate the show. Subscribe to the show. Uh.

1203
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: Follow Joel and Daniel on Twitter. We love you guys

1204
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: that we'll see six seven, eight stories about show we

1205
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of doctor nurses and stories. So

1206
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: get around here. Are around here? M hm