Speaker 1: Is this a Crown Royal r C situation? That's not
Speaker 1: That's not my particular flavor there, young man, I don't
Speaker 1: Crown Royal. I'd like to live past six take. I'd
Speaker 1: like to be able to donate some part of my
Speaker 1: body something at some point. No, I'm good, donate my
Speaker 1: foot to our if. If you donate your body after
Speaker 1: Crown Royal, they give it away in a little purple
Speaker 1: bag like, oh this is a Crown Royal. Hearts racist
Speaker 1: money can't tell me bang bang bang skeet, skeet skeet. Yes, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me Podcast,
Speaker 1: where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories and we finally worked to prove that Scissor is
Speaker 1: the sexiest human with the speech impediment on the current
Speaker 1: planet Earth. There's nobody with a more beautiful that can't
Speaker 1: pronounce their ares then, siss It's it should be embarrassing,
Speaker 1: we should be sitting around shaming her, but no, she's
Speaker 1: so goddamn sexy that we just accepted whatever bullshit is
Speaker 1: coming out of her mouth. I'm David Bori, and I'm
Speaker 1: an advocate for speech impediments worldwide and not on the
Speaker 1: same side as my goals. I want that right now.
Speaker 1: Why do you always turn on me? I just say,
Speaker 1: don't you just support me inside of these burn burn bridges.
Speaker 1: I'm back the list. I'm back the list. Drop those as,
Speaker 1: drop those das babies. You're right, I it's me that's
Speaker 1: making a mistake here. I'm your I'm your other hosts,
Speaker 1: like stink Kerman, we're here today, uh, celebrating speech impediments.
Speaker 1: I guess that and also fat ass speech impediments and fatasses.
Speaker 1: I think is is a worthy celebration to one of
Speaker 1: those who never even und question. Yeah, well exactly. I'm
Speaker 1: glad we can at least agree on the latter. Perfect.
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited today because our our guest today,
Speaker 1: I don't think he has a speech impediment. He might
Speaker 1: got a fat ass. I'm not sure what he's working with.
Speaker 1: I haven't taken enough of a look. But he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's a he's a phenomenal comedian, a very funny actor.
Speaker 1: You know him best as one of these stars and
Speaker 1: writers of the show South Side which is currently got
Speaker 1: working on season three coming soon. He's hilarious. Please give
Speaker 1: it up for our guests. Mr Sutan Salahudine. Hell yeah, dog,
Speaker 1: So what's up everybody? My mama told me as glad
Speaker 1: you're very happy and thanks for having Hell yeah, man,
Speaker 1: We're very excited you're here. This has been a long
Speaker 1: one in the making. I've known you for a few
Speaker 1: years now when we haven't had you on, so I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that you're finally doing it. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that our schedules collided and allowed us to
Speaker 1: work because hit here, guys is equally funny, if not
Speaker 1: more funny, So this should be really really interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be toxic. Buddy. You came to us. You
Speaker 1: came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'll say
Speaker 1: this off the bat and Borio. I don't know how
Speaker 1: you feel about this, but it's not a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that I would necessarily immediately think of as a black
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory, you know what I mean. Like, it's not
Speaker 1: one that I immediate lee associate with the black community,
Speaker 1: which is not a bad thing. I think I think
Speaker 1: this might open up some conversations that we don't normally
Speaker 1: get to have on this show, and so I won't.
Speaker 1: I won't hold my the listener's breath any longer. But
Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me some strange ship happened
Speaker 1: in ross Welle. Absolutely, Actually it wasn't my it was
Speaker 1: my mama's sister. It was. Yeah, so this was let
Speaker 1: me set the background for you. So we're in Chicago.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was young. I was at my
Speaker 1: grandmother's Christmas celebration. It was like Christmas even and follow
Speaker 1: you that don't know that we grew up Muslim, so
Speaker 1: we didn't really celebrate Christmas. So it was a treatment
Speaker 1: of itself from my mom to take us over there
Speaker 1: to hang out with my grandmother. So my aunt is
Speaker 1: over there. So in that you are your aunt does
Speaker 1: still celebrate Christmas. Your family specifically does not. We're the
Speaker 1: only family within the whole generation. Was one of two
Speaker 1: founders in the whole generation is settled that uh practice Islam.
Speaker 1: The rest of our families were like Christians, Catholics and
Speaker 1: everything else. So I had a nice melting pot of
Speaker 1: religions growing up. I got all the information from everywhere.
Speaker 1: The point, yeah, whether it was stuck and out. That's
Speaker 1: a different story. But my favorite aunt, um, I'm not
Speaker 1: listening one of my MANI favorites, and I have a
Speaker 1: lot of favorite for us. I was very privileged child
Speaker 1: to have a lot of strong female role models in
Speaker 1: addition to male roles. I just had it every like
Speaker 1: family wise, it was plentiful. But this particular aunt, I
Speaker 1: tended to believe her more. Here's why. One she was
Speaker 1: a Chicago police officer. N yeah, she's passed on. She's
Speaker 1: in Chicago Police office. So you know, if you know
Speaker 1: anything about police, they know stuff that they don't necessarily
Speaker 1: tell you to share with the public. This I had
Speaker 1: to be like, man, I think I was like eight
Speaker 1: or nine, and I just got a lot some kind
Speaker 1: of gifts and my just like geeked off the gift.
Speaker 1: And my aunt, my auntie, she used to uh have
Speaker 1: Crowned Royal in her couple lots. She would drink a lot,
Speaker 1: like I was gonna ask. But but even if she was,
Speaker 1: even if she was like she was a good kind
Speaker 1: of alcohol, you know the kind. Why do you gonna
Speaker 1: give you kisses in toys and tell you to watch
Speaker 1: out and watch your ass like that? Well you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I think a loving aunt. But here's the deal. Like
Speaker 1: when we would um, when we would go visit with her,
Speaker 1: she would she would get a little saucy he drink
Speaker 1: every now and again. And I remember it. As soon
Speaker 1: as I got the gift in my hands, she comes
Speaker 1: down to my level, looks me in the eyes, and
Speaker 1: she goes seven, roswell. It was real and walks away. Damn,
Speaker 1: that's what she said to me. Now, that said cop.
Speaker 1: Mind you. When she was bending down talking to me,
Speaker 1: I saw her shiny thirty eight and in her bags.
Speaker 1: She had my attention. It wasn't even a question. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna argue with her when when there's
Speaker 1: a gun sitting there and she's like, yeah, I'm drunk,
Speaker 1: and roswell was real. It was lit so honestly, So
Speaker 1: when she told me that, I was just like, all right, whatever.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually look it up like maybe seven years later,
Speaker 1: like when I got older, and it started like and
Speaker 1: I started looking it up and I started doing research
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. So that's where
Speaker 1: it started for me. And since then, like listen to
Speaker 1: interviews on researches. I find it to be fascinating. There
Speaker 1: are parts of it that I necessarily I don't know
Speaker 1: if if I can believe them, But there are parts
Speaker 1: of it where I'm just like, how do you not
Speaker 1: at least acknowledge existence of it? Mm O, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's a double left sword. I have one first question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one first question everybody's mind. What is the relation
Speaker 1: to Roswell, New Mexico and Chicago p D. I think
Speaker 1: that we need to get to the bottom of here. Well,
Speaker 1: coming from it was not a cop, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. She told me about a
Speaker 1: lot of things she told me about. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: She told me about the O J trial while it
Speaker 1: was going on and when she heard the wire before
Speaker 1: it actually that never hit the news. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: She knew information, specific information about the mutilation of the
Speaker 1: cold that never came out to light and I was
Speaker 1: able to verify with another cop and so yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm telling you. So yeah, it's sort of
Speaker 1: like cops had Facebook before Facebook was the thing, and
Speaker 1: then they could like connectict right. It was just basically
Speaker 1: it would go across the wire, and if you're a
Speaker 1: copy in America, you would hear it. Damn. So she
Speaker 1: about crimes all across the nation. You know, that's that's
Speaker 1: terrifying that they that they're able to talk that closely
Speaker 1: to each other. Oh Man, well said some yearly shootings.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. No, not at all. They're no where to
Speaker 1: be fat. But we know everything else. So but that's
Speaker 1: what that's also when I learned that, you know, there
Speaker 1: is a big net that's cast when it comes to
Speaker 1: police departments and how they communicrate across the whole nation.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that then either. She told me that
Speaker 1: was like, how do you know that? Chicago? So so
Speaker 1: she tells you this, you are not inclined to argue
Speaker 1: at the time, I think is the way that you
Speaker 1: You said that the gun No, he couldn't say No.
Speaker 1: I was not so young, and I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the gravity of what she was saying.
Speaker 1: I was just you might she might as well have
Speaker 1: been saying trains roll back. Well, that's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask you. She's she's she's drunk, she's drinking midshelf
Speaker 1: hard hard liquor make with PEPSI might I add with
Speaker 1: mid shelf cola and I'm sorry, down r C. You
Speaker 1: can't do that. That's we call that a three quarter.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's what I remember. But yeah, now,
Speaker 1: at the time, what she told me, she wasn't drunk,
Speaker 1: she was tips. She was TI. She tells you this,
Speaker 1: she says, she says, roswell was real. What do you do?
Speaker 1: You do you feel anything at this point? Are you
Speaker 1: just like, I've never even heard of roswell? Are you like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know at least what you're kind of referring to,
Speaker 1: because you're not a You're not a kid who was
Speaker 1: born in a time period where roswell is even in
Speaker 1: the lexicon necessarily exactly. Plus this is before the internet
Speaker 1: really blew up. So I was kind of like, get
Speaker 1: the funk out of my face. I want to play
Speaker 1: with toys like that was I was that young? I
Speaker 1: didn't really, but it's stuck. I don't know why it's stuck,
Speaker 1: but it's stuck. At when the maturity caught up with
Speaker 1: the curiosity, it was like, first of all, I was like,
Speaker 1: why would she tell me that, Adam, all the people here,
Speaker 1: why why would she choose Why was she choose that
Speaker 1: moment where I'm experiencing exhilaration from toys that I've never
Speaker 1: gotten before, because again, we didn't sell thebrate Christmas. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, it's it's a it's a it's huge when
Speaker 1: you don't do it versus somebody who showed the puppet side.
Speaker 1: I just didn't understand the timing of it all. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I've always been trying to process in my mind,
Speaker 1: like what was it that she saw and that I
Speaker 1: was holding? They triggered that thought for her to drop
Speaker 1: down and say that, And I'm like, that's that's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the toy? Do you remember the toy like
Speaker 1: a Teddy rug span or I think it was Teddy.
Speaker 1: It was a cabbage batch kid man, you know the
Speaker 1: black boat? Yeah, look like no, no, it was it
Speaker 1: was a rapper, cabbage batch, dungaree's on and everything. Um.
Speaker 1: I think it was like a fire truck or something
Speaker 1: that my grandmother game. She thought. I was like four,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but you know, she
Speaker 1: was the fire truck or something like that. It was
Speaker 1: an innocent suite. Here you go, gift. Here, here's the
Speaker 1: big question I sort of have in relation to this
Speaker 1: because because when someone says Roswell was real, what do
Speaker 1: you think she was referring to? Or follow up question
Speaker 1: before you even answer, what do you believe to be real? Now?
Speaker 1: Because I think that's what you're suggesting at least, is
Speaker 1: that you do believe something real happened there. Break down
Speaker 1: exactly what is the real that happened in Roswell for
Speaker 1: you and your eye? Okay, So from my perspective, I
Speaker 1: think that she didn't share everything with me. I think
Speaker 1: she just spit that out to start to spark my interest.
Speaker 1: It's like for your own Yeah, you're down the line
Speaker 1: so I can have a breakdown and trying to figure
Speaker 1: all this out. That's what she was really doing. She's
Speaker 1: sucking with my And then after that, like I I
Speaker 1: so as I did the research and I started this
Speaker 1: is research for ten fifteen years. I didn't just sit
Speaker 1: out one day and go through it. I wouldn't go
Speaker 1: to and check it out, leave not messed with it
Speaker 1: for a while. He or's something that remind me of this.
Speaker 1: So it was a it was a series over years,
Speaker 1: but it was just one thing. It was this guy
Speaker 1: named Gerald Anderson. Now this guy was in Yeah Gerald Anderson.
Speaker 1: He was interviewed September. I remember that day because I
Speaker 1: remember it was low fi. It was low value. But
Speaker 1: before the video came on. I think you might be
Speaker 1: able to still find it on YouTube. Before the video
Speaker 1: came on, there was another guy introduced him was like,
Speaker 1: all right, he's went through a polygraph test and we
Speaker 1: have found no inclination of him lying about anything. So
Speaker 1: they set up was amazing, like if he was gonna
Speaker 1: fool somebody, they did a great job. And they did
Speaker 1: it back in nineteen eighty two or something like that.
Speaker 1: But this guy talks about how he was there, how
Speaker 1: his family had just moved to New Mexico and that
Speaker 1: July and when they were out about that's when the
Speaker 1: crash happened. In him and his brother and his dad,
Speaker 1: and I think it was just the three. It might
Speaker 1: be one other person I don't remember, but they basically
Speaker 1: walked up on the aircraft. Dude was talking about how
Speaker 1: he touched the aircraft and how it was really cold
Speaker 1: just in the area where they were, but everywhere else
Speaker 1: was like ninety degrees. He talked about the color of
Speaker 1: the aliens that he saw he described their heads. Now,
Speaker 1: I was watching his body language, even though he just
Speaker 1: did the Hood League graph test. I was just watching
Speaker 1: his body language to see if I could pick up
Speaker 1: on anything. There's like, honestly, little ship, you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't pick up anything. And the way that he was
Speaker 1: describing the events, it was it was as if they
Speaker 1: were real and he was pulling them from memory versus
Speaker 1: making them up. So that put me in the direction like, yo,
Speaker 1: this there may be more to it than it is.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing when I went further research,
Speaker 1: did a little bit further research around the time when
Speaker 1: it happened. Shortly thereafter, the military was like, oh, it
Speaker 1: was a blow, and then almost every paper in a
Speaker 1: America reprinted another story saying, oh, it was just a
Speaker 1: blow and it was don't worry about it. So for
Speaker 1: me when it smoked this fire, like why would all
Speaker 1: the papers do that? At the same side, why would
Speaker 1: this guy to make this up? Why would they make
Speaker 1: a TV show based off of it? Shortly thereafter, Area
Speaker 1: fifty one was developed. After that, you had like I
Speaker 1: think it was one, two, three, four elements added to
Speaker 1: the periodic charts. Great, wait, wait, I'm just giving you
Speaker 1: mad yo know are teen won fifteen one, seventeen one eighteen.
Speaker 1: Those are the elements. Tell the science, baby, what are
Speaker 1: the world? What? We got four new medals after this
Speaker 1: get dropped, dude in that's when they were added to
Speaker 1: the periodic change. You're saying that that is medals from
Speaker 1: the spacecraft. I'm not saying that specifically. What I am
Speaker 1: saying is their medals that aren't from this planet, the
Speaker 1: newly discovered it's what has been reported, their newly discovered
Speaker 1: medals that may not be from this planet. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say maybe because some people say they are something like,
Speaker 1: oh I invented it, you ain't. It's the way. So,
Speaker 1: but there are four new elements that are added to
Speaker 1: the periodic truck, and that's been around before both of
Speaker 1: us was born, and then two other people. Is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is like, how do we have some new
Speaker 1: elements we just got discovered that those are the kind
Speaker 1: of things that and then I have a friend who
Speaker 1: used to be in the Marines, and I had a
Speaker 1: cousin who's in the Navy, and this is I'm gonna
Speaker 1: share something with you that my cousin from the name
Speaker 1: and leave his name because I don't think he's passed
Speaker 1: his time before you can start talking about it. I
Speaker 1: think it's like ten to twenty years before you can
Speaker 1: talk about you discharged for this dumbass podcast. But he's
Speaker 1: already gone, he's already out. He's probably got like we're
Speaker 1: going in. Oh no, but he told me. He told
Speaker 1: me that when they were out at sea on their
Speaker 1: naval ships, they would see aliens go in the ocean.
Speaker 1: It let me rephrase, they would see ships, unidentified flying
Speaker 1: objects go in and out of the ocean all the
Speaker 1: time where they were. That's what he told me. Very
Speaker 1: m yeah, that's one of the things. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means, but I like the way.
Speaker 1: But behold, you never heard of that book, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you should read it. You should read it
Speaker 1: just for yeah, just for jokes. I mean you should
Speaker 1: read that. I don't know. I'm out here, I'm unread
Speaker 1: Oh ship, God damn. That's but that is one of
Speaker 1: the things that that I think the government has sort
Speaker 1: of like been very tricky about over the course of
Speaker 1: like all of these alien sightings whatever the funk it is,
Speaker 1: is that they are very specific to use the phrase UFO,
Speaker 1: and they say UFO meaning identified flying objects which we
Speaker 1: have associated with aliens, but for for government officials, for
Speaker 1: the military, for whoever is quote unquote in charge. When
Speaker 1: they say that, they at least suggest that that's not
Speaker 1: always what they mean, that it merely could be an
Speaker 1: object that they have not yet associated with a country
Speaker 1: or a another power or whatever. The How how often
Speaker 1: does that happen? Airspace is regulated, highly regulated. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't just get to fly a plane without I can't
Speaker 1: get on my plane and like, oh, we didn't know
Speaker 1: unidentified It is just going to believe you or whatever
Speaker 1: I do. Have you guys ever seen one? That's my
Speaker 1: question to have any of you guys ever seen I
Speaker 1: have not. I want to say, let me, let me
Speaker 1: explain the circumstances. When I was in Kentucky, I was
Speaker 1: sitting on the back porch. She was man, my dog,
Speaker 1: addys that's it was a lab and go to retrievers,
Speaker 1: favorite dog in the world, sitting back there and this
Speaker 1: was it was. I would say, it was like eleven
Speaker 1: thirty at night and I was just sitting for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: It was been a long day. I was whatever the
Speaker 1: hell I was doing, I was sitting on the back
Speaker 1: decade with the full lent to the house, and I
Speaker 1: just happened to be looking back into the trees and
Speaker 1: then I noticed in the top right of the sky
Speaker 1: there was a light. And then that light went straight
Speaker 1: down like ohn't no, man, it was like it was
Speaker 1: it was so fast, and then it made a nine
Speaker 1: degree angle and went west in the sky and then
Speaker 1: it disappeared. That's all I saw. So I can't say, hey,
Speaker 1: that was alien driving drunk board, that was the military practice.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know I saw unusual lights
Speaker 1: in the sky that went from the top of the
Speaker 1: zenus of the sky down to the horizon and then west.
Speaker 1: And I would say it didn't for at least, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It happened in like five seconds. And
Speaker 1: and when this happened, what were the feelings? Were you scared?
Speaker 1: Where you were? You like, I gotta call somebody, I
Speaker 1: gotta make this known that what I saw, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a total obsoe. I like, I couldn't believe that
Speaker 1: I saw myself. And then I was like, I want
Speaker 1: you gonna tell somebody, And I thought about I was
Speaker 1: like anybody, and I just sat there and joined the
Speaker 1: rest of the evening. Didn't like because what, yeah, what
Speaker 1: can I do? Like, it's a thousand miles away. I
Speaker 1: just saw it. If nobody else is out here with me,
Speaker 1: it's just me and the dog. It's a reasonable black man.
Speaker 1: I get that. You know, you gotta make a choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't be crazy nigging in the police station. You
Speaker 1: gotta just yell about yeah drunk. I was like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my dog. He was there. All right, they're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the drunk tank for the evening. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play this game. You're not even drunk.
Speaker 1: All Let let me ask you this, this last question
Speaker 1: before we go to break. So you are definitively on
Speaker 1: the side of believing that this was alien activity, specifically
Speaker 1: in ron'swell, and not just the the military sort of
Speaker 1: blanket UFO conversation. I you know what, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to lean towards uh proofs in the pudding Man, because
Speaker 1: from all the counts that I studied, the military showed
Speaker 1: up after the crash happened. They weren't there. They weren't
Speaker 1: there like flying planes and trying to experiments. This cracks
Speaker 1: from what I understand that that saucer hit a mountain,
Speaker 1: went through not through it, but scraped it, and then
Speaker 1: got lodged into another building and it was debris everywhere,
Speaker 1: like you couldn't hide it, and people were walking up
Speaker 1: picking up stuff there. From from what I understand, there
Speaker 1: were alien bodies laying on the ground, etcetera. So I
Speaker 1: wasn't there. I can't say the fact, but y know,
Speaker 1: it's it's the military. That's not a project that the
Speaker 1: military would do, and they don't do their projects like
Speaker 1: that out the open. They're closed there, They're they're secret,
Speaker 1: they're not just hey, everybody go for it. So they
Speaker 1: were that was damaged control and they were trying to
Speaker 1: clean up that mess. And the guy in the video
Speaker 1: said that the military made them leave and go up
Speaker 1: the ridge when they were trying to go back down,
Speaker 1: and he said, as soon as he got to the top,
Speaker 1: he saw C. Nine Thames, he saw all kind of
Speaker 1: hummers and humbies and he's like he didn't even hear
Speaker 1: them when they showed up, but they just happened to
Speaker 1: be there, So I, you know, yeah, they yeah, the
Speaker 1: militaries everywhere, you know that. But I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: I don't believe that that was anything that the military
Speaker 1: was doing. I think they were responding to something, because
Speaker 1: they do have people like that in the military. From
Speaker 1: what my cousins Rumpy worry, where are you at with it?
Speaker 1: You you what you buying into? So I've been not
Speaker 1: at the whole time my aliens, baby, great boys. Now
Speaker 1: I think I agree, possibly drunk r c and Crown,
Speaker 1: let's go check out what they're doing down there. You know,
Speaker 1: you're drunk, guitar to fly. I don't believe the government
Speaker 1: in anything. I think they're all and the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's a reasonable approach. I'm not always convinced
Speaker 1: that it's specifically aliens in every scenario, but I definitely
Speaker 1: think that we're being lied to, uh nine nine point
Speaker 1: nine percent of the time. The space is fast and
Speaker 1: it's black as hell, and it's someone who is fast
Speaker 1: and black, as I understand, that can be complicated and
Speaker 1: it can contain platitude. So of course I think I believe,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm all, I'm with all that. All that. I
Speaker 1: think it would be foolish of us too, so that
Speaker 1: we are the only intelligence species within the universe. I mean,
Speaker 1: if we're on our own planet. You know, they're cats, dogs, fish,
Speaker 1: different species. So like the proof is right in front
Speaker 1: of us that we're not the only species in the
Speaker 1: in the universe. What else is out there? Don't don't
Speaker 1: eat me up. Dr buses share DNA with no one
Speaker 1: the offense. Oh, don't get me started on dolphins and
Speaker 1: their ability to communicate. I mean, where does that come from? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't teach them to talk. Damn. I I feel
Speaker 1: like I need to listen animal right now just to
Speaker 1: be able to keep up with y'all. Platypus, what's going
Speaker 1: on there? Latin eggs and a mammal? What that's crazy?
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with more Suiti, Solid, Houdine and more, my mama told me,
Speaker 1: And we are that you ever feel, you know? Not? No, no, no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here a more su time solid who being
Speaker 1: more And my mama told me. We're still talking about
Speaker 1: the possibility that Roswell is the the true landing of
Speaker 1: some real alien crashes. That's that or an alien crash
Speaker 1: that led to all kinds of chaos and and speculation
Speaker 1: and conspiracy born from that crash. Let me ask you this,
Speaker 1: Do you feel like that. I guess that the conspiracies
Speaker 1: that you've heard or sort of like the conspiracy that
Speaker 1: that was born from it is something that you're proud
Speaker 1: to attach to because some of what I think people
Speaker 1: worry about with Roswell is that it it turned into
Speaker 1: almost this cult ish thing where people are like aliens
Speaker 1: are real and they're showing up in a sort of
Speaker 1: costumes and ship like that. Is that where you're brought in?
Speaker 1: Are you Are you down to go visit and clown
Speaker 1: with those people? Are you more like, No, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: watching from a far type energy. Yeah, I think that's silly.
Speaker 1: Get dressed up like the clown alien and go hang
Speaker 1: out what you think they used to be? Like, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting that. I'm more into First of all, I'm
Speaker 1: more about being made aware of stuff. Like I. I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily have to hear something and abscribe to it
Speaker 1: and make it part of my DNA. I can hear something,
Speaker 1: it goes, one ear, I can process and they keep
Speaker 1: going without having a belief attached to it. But as
Speaker 1: far as this particular one goes, I just know that
Speaker 1: after Roswell happened, area fifty one was created, and that
Speaker 1: for me is a big tailtale, like why do you
Speaker 1: need to create the whole area that nobody can go
Speaker 1: to and you and there have been documented extraterrestrial activities
Speaker 1: above and around that area. So for me proof in
Speaker 1: the pudding, Like, I'm not gonna sit here and say, hey,
Speaker 1: that's not real and it doesn't exist, because I can
Speaker 1: only go by what I know. But I'm not stupid,
Speaker 1: and I know how to put two and two together
Speaker 1: and where there's smoke, there's fire, so um I would
Speaker 1: In other words, I can't prove that there are aliens
Speaker 1: there or that ross will literally happened. I have no
Speaker 1: way to prove that physically to anybody and make them
Speaker 1: believe it. But at the same time, I would not
Speaker 1: be shocked. I just wouldn't be shocked if it was
Speaker 1: all true. I wouldn't. There's too much DNA for me
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, that's bull I feel it. I
Speaker 1: will say that that those reports that came out, what
Speaker 1: was it like to three years ago where the US
Speaker 1: government finally like admitted that for years, these these unidentified
Speaker 1: flying objects exactly been been very present in our skies
Speaker 1: and they have not quite figured out what the fuss
Speaker 1: is happening. Does give me some assurance that something weird
Speaker 1: is happening throughout time, right, that this is like an
Speaker 1: isolated incident. It truly is like over the course of decades, generations,
Speaker 1: we're seeing this ship. I mean, I've even seen some uh,
Speaker 1: some alien depictions and Egyptian higher glyphs. Hmm, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you know how so, yeah, exactly to Egypt. So if
Speaker 1: you know how to read, God damnage, you gotta be
Speaker 1: started sitting all over the world. But anyway, if you
Speaker 1: if you if you're able to, because my mom took
Speaker 1: us to like, oh my god, I went to every
Speaker 1: use them in Chicago is good. And the Museum of
Speaker 1: Natural History has a amazing section on Egypt as well
Speaker 1: as higher glyphs, and they do a whole program about that.
Speaker 1: And I've studied a little bit of the sim As
Speaker 1: you know, they don't use words, they use signs and symbols.
Speaker 1: If you go back and look at some of the
Speaker 1: higher glyphs, there are clear pictures of flying saucers, beings
Speaker 1: with cone shaped heads, alien looking beings like it's all
Speaker 1: throughout there. So if you don't know what to look for,
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're looking at, but if you do,
Speaker 1: it's it's like clear. So my question then goes, why
Speaker 1: is that in Egyptian higher glyphs before I even existed
Speaker 1: and we're still talking about today. Is there a connection there?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think a fool would be like,
Speaker 1: well that that's just a coincidence. But is it? Damn
Speaker 1: if you can read hier glyphs, you gotta change your
Speaker 1: name to Indianapolis Jones crusis one glys that's I'm thirsty
Speaker 1: out this motherfucker. You gotta water out. What's the one
Speaker 1: that's the only higher? Uh? Albano. It's just a bunch
Speaker 1: of sids. Oh that way. So let's jump into this
Speaker 1: research because because there's a little there's quite a bit
Speaker 1: to unpack here. So summer of nineteen forty seven, as
Speaker 1: you mentioned this rancher W W. Brazil, I think it's
Speaker 1: already what's the Brazilian doing in New Mexico? You're already
Speaker 1: you're already skeptically. So he is the original person cited
Speaker 1: for being found the wreckage of this very on his
Speaker 1: very sizable property, Lincoln County, New Mexico, approximately seventy five
Speaker 1: miles north of Roswell's what they said also seventy five
Speaker 1: years ago, pretty much. Now do the man whoa Okay,
Speaker 1: now we gotta do one of them YouTube videos where
Speaker 1: we break down numbers. For some reason, I love this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the god only shines so bright, pimic because you shine
Speaker 1: like one. Yeah, I'm sorry, I would know. This is
Speaker 1: exactly what the YouTube video needs to be. It's like
Speaker 1: you're almost making a point and then it gets interrupted
Speaker 1: by I guess a thoughtful phrase when you were talking
Speaker 1: about math and I was thinking about O. D. B
Speaker 1: and the gods. Yeah. So one of the things that's
Speaker 1: worth noting is that that summer, in particular ninety seven,
Speaker 1: the summer of ninety seven, there was a massive influx
Speaker 1: all across the country, not just in New Mexico of
Speaker 1: UFO sightings and was really the start of the language
Speaker 1: around what we now know to be quote unquote flying saucers.
Speaker 1: That before that, that word, that phrase did not exist.
Speaker 1: But they found all these different sightings, or at least
Speaker 1: reported all these different sightings in places like New York,
Speaker 1: in Spokene, Washington, in somewhere else in Washington. That's name
Speaker 1: is is missing me, right, now the state or or
Speaker 1: d C. There was also one in d C. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was over the over the White House for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. Yeah, And it became such a big
Speaker 1: deal that in fact, in fact, Yeah had to make
Speaker 1: a statement where he said, I spoke to someone in
Speaker 1: the Air Force, like a high up in the Air Force,
Speaker 1: who assured me we are not being visited by aliens
Speaker 1: from outer space. Right. And that's interesting because he also
Speaker 1: went missing for like two to three days when that
Speaker 1: when that encounter happened. Whoa, he went miss? I didn't
Speaker 1: hear that part. Look it up. Eisenhowerd went missing for
Speaker 1: like two to three days. They couldn't find him. Say also,
Speaker 1: do we think he's a plant? If you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: it was too late now I'm saying I will I
Speaker 1: will also say that Eisenhower lived his life on the
Speaker 1: down low and very well could have disappeared on some
Speaker 1: uh on just a little bit of a rendezvous with
Speaker 1: with you know, is that that he's a movership? I
Speaker 1: believe so, And maybe I'm spreading uh misinformation, but but
Speaker 1: I'm also also to do that there's no president that
Speaker 1: I'm willing to protect without spreading from misinformation, And I'm
Speaker 1: almost positive that Eisenhower was known as somebody who was
Speaker 1: like secretly canoodling. Yeah it was from Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna jump down a rabbit hole where I don't have
Speaker 1: the references, just some things that I heard as it
Speaker 1: related this. What I understand. From what I understand is
Speaker 1: like Dwight daz and Eisenhower went and met with aliens.
Speaker 1: He met with him for a couple of days, and
Speaker 1: then he returned, and then he returned talking about he
Speaker 1: had to go do a dental appointment, but he was
Speaker 1: gone for a couple of days. And the story goes
Speaker 1: is that he met the leader of some kind of
Speaker 1: federation and as the result of that, he made a
Speaker 1: deal with them to exchange technology for human beings people
Speaker 1: cell phones and commuters and all that other ship. So
Speaker 1: that's so you gotta think, how did we go from
Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties too and exponentially increased our technology, Like,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody that's smart, y'all? I think we're not that smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not that smart. I'm just saying we're not that smart.
Speaker 1: So as a result of that, have you guys ever
Speaker 1: heard of missing for one one no Malaysia Airline. What
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Okay, it's this guy by the name
Speaker 1: of David Politis, and he's an ex cop from l A.
Speaker 1: But what he does is he specialized in finding missing people.
Speaker 1: But they have to have these but very particular circumstances
Speaker 1: for them miss In other words, they have to go
Speaker 1: to like a national park, they have to be with
Speaker 1: the group of people, they have to disappear. He has
Speaker 1: books that he has a movie and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: So he's found out that a lot of people are
Speaker 1: coming up missing in national parts. Hence the connection between
Speaker 1: Eisenhower and the missing individuals on our planet. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. Like he was like, you could have some
Speaker 1: of us, but you gotta get him out of yellow Stone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, we gotta do this on on federal ground.
Speaker 1: Not you can't just go to Detroit and grab right.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go with you anyway. You don't
Speaker 1: want that DNA. What if the experiment? Oh now, if
Speaker 1: you get some dumb ass gazing up at the nights
Speaker 1: guy at the Grand Canzy, yeah, you call them. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've read some military documents before. They
Speaker 1: were hard for me to decipher, I will admit, so
Speaker 1: I didn't go all the way through them, so I
Speaker 1: can't report anything on them, but I do know that
Speaker 1: there there is some documentation out there somewhere that talks
Speaker 1: about this, specifically about him missing and the things that
Speaker 1: he did or allegedly did when he And then that
Speaker 1: also made from what I understand, that also made the
Speaker 1: powers that be in the military really focus on devolution
Speaker 1: and continuity of government because they were like, see your
Speaker 1: very question, how do we know that's the guy that left,
Speaker 1: and how do we don't know if he's coming back
Speaker 1: with a plan to do something? Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: So that was another thing that came out of that.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of things that came out of it.
Speaker 1: So you spoke to this earlier, and I do think
Speaker 1: this is sort of like the inciting incident that makes
Speaker 1: roswell and and every anything that transpired there. So tricky
Speaker 1: is that when the initial findings happened, when like they
Speaker 1: found all this ship debris in my boy's yard, he
Speaker 1: comes forward, he gives it to the police. The police
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, so then they give it
Speaker 1: to the military, and then the military the first day
Speaker 1: goes this is some weird flying saucer thing we've never
Speaker 1: seen before. Like the military goes on, that's right. So
Speaker 1: the first day they go, this is unidentified, we ain't
Speaker 1: never seen this before, and they literally use the language
Speaker 1: of flying disc slash flying saucer exactly. They that gets
Speaker 1: a lot of attention immediately. And then your boy I
Speaker 1: exactly calls and we don't know for sure that he calls,
Speaker 1: but perhaps he calls between geting his booty eight. He
Speaker 1: calls and he says that's should We don't know. He
Speaker 1: might like to eat. I don't know, so he calls.
Speaker 1: And then the next day, following the second day, the
Speaker 1: military comes forward and says, actually, we were mistaken. That
Speaker 1: language is inrect the the what was found was a
Speaker 1: military balloon that that we were just using for testing
Speaker 1: whether in this area it's nothing to worry about. And
Speaker 1: they even go so far as to put a picture
Speaker 1: of one of the officers in the newspaper holding what
Speaker 1: looks like the the basic parts of the balloon to
Speaker 1: show that like, oh, this is the dude that was
Speaker 1: working on it. This is why you're finding the things
Speaker 1: that you're find. Meanwhile, in a five mile radius, we
Speaker 1: have all kind of medals and parts and aliens said
Speaker 1: that you'd effort. See, so yeah, that's that that that
Speaker 1: action right there for me, the cover up, that's what
Speaker 1: makes me go, oh, wait a minute, why do you
Speaker 1: feel they need to cover all that up? And then
Speaker 1: again it was in every paper across the nation like
Speaker 1: at once, Oh that was the weather bloons, so it's
Speaker 1: kind of killed it. Yeah. And one of the things
Speaker 1: that they did that was especially sort of like damning
Speaker 1: to to whatever their plans were, was that they made
Speaker 1: the mistake of even in one of the newspapers saying specifically,
Speaker 1: we captured a flying saucer, even though what they technically
Speaker 1: did was recovered debris from another person who gave it
Speaker 1: to another person. But in sort of like this poor
Speaker 1: articulation of the thing, they basically said we found aliens,
Speaker 1: right basically basically. And then there is the whole element
Speaker 1: of like, now, I don't know if you saw this
Speaker 1: in your research, but from from what I remember, there
Speaker 1: were four alien beings that were outside the craft who
Speaker 1: were dead. One was moaning around like he got shot
Speaker 1: with a twelve gage, and others sitting Yes, I was
Speaker 1: just sitting there like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: just taping what I understand. Yeah, hey, don't drink space tesse.
Speaker 1: Guys don't know what to tell you. My girl's gonna
Speaker 1: kill me. I shouldn't have been drinking crowning our sea
Speaker 1: driving around. I just got this whip. I was trying
Speaker 1: to show those guys. I was trying to show my friends.
Speaker 1: I just got this whip. It's the latest show. We
Speaker 1: were just gonna take it around the block. He's like,
Speaker 1: I got spinners on this small fuck. Hey, y'all trying
Speaker 1: to see something cool watch this. He was in there like, hey,
Speaker 1: hold my beer. Yeah, I bet you can't whip this
Speaker 1: motherfucker whip it. Then, Frank crazy friend. But that is Frank.
Speaker 1: All the names a the world, they're not better than us.
Speaker 1: They got the same names as us. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that his name is. Anyway, what I understand,
Speaker 1: the military took Frank alive, and and that's and that's
Speaker 1: how Area fifty one was created. And also there's a
Speaker 1: level to the military that's called above majestic. It was
Speaker 1: established shortly after Roswell because majestic is the highest level
Speaker 1: of brass in the military. Above majestic means yo you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta have all kinds of ship to get to
Speaker 1: any of that information. It's so classified that the President
Speaker 1: of the United States cannot act. Yeah best, No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even know that. I believe
Speaker 1: Biden's majestic, like the majestically clunky. Yeah, yeah, majestic probably
Speaker 1: looks a little a little sexier than that. But I
Speaker 1: just you know, Biden's like meets expectations, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, whatever that that level of clearances for fours,
Speaker 1: Like truly he has no blue you know, they're like
Speaker 1: cautious to tell him we have fifty states states. Still
Speaker 1: he's like, he's not even a certain that that's the thing. So,
Speaker 1: so before we go to break, because I do think
Speaker 1: that this will be a great lead in for us
Speaker 1: to to keep the conversation going. One of the things
Speaker 1: that this does is it starts all the conspiracy theory, speculation,
Speaker 1: conjecture that follows. Right once once they make this mistake
Speaker 1: and then try to retract that mistake by calling it
Speaker 1: a weather balloon. But then in after years and years
Speaker 1: of all kinds of speculation, all kinds of different conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories that are being born, the military Eventually, the government
Speaker 1: eventually admits that they were lying about the weather balloon
Speaker 1: the entire time. They come forward and they put it
Speaker 1: together a document where they explicitly say we wasn't telling
Speaker 1: the truth. It was not a weather balloon. That picture
Speaker 1: was fraudulent. What it was is what they claim is
Speaker 1: spy where spy materiods that they were using to to
Speaker 1: keep track of Russia and testing in the Roswell area
Speaker 1: at the time of the incident. So let me get
Speaker 1: this trade. You gotta go to the bottom of the
Speaker 1: nation and Russia's the total opposite direction that I believe you. Also,
Speaker 1: balloons is the worst technology for the air. It's not great,
Speaker 1: are not tourists notoriously terrible air air like technology. Notoriously
Speaker 1: we had jets. You were gonna float balloons to Russia.
Speaker 1: That sounds made up. It seems very weird as the choice.
Speaker 1: And then if you have weather balloons, I'm it a
Speaker 1: little supposed to control the weather, and I phone like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What are we doing? I think they're
Speaker 1: in buying that the weather balloons were more for tracking
Speaker 1: and and sort of research of whether why they would
Speaker 1: do it in a desert where there really isn't weather. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot tomorrow. We know where that's not
Speaker 1: even gonna be. Yeah, you gotta have the weather balloons
Speaker 1: otherwise you'll simply never know what temperature it'll be outside
Speaker 1: in a desert. I just yeah, I just again see
Speaker 1: your point. Um like said, it's just too many inconsistent,
Speaker 1: too much backtracking for me to be like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: believe you now. Oh no, that was it. Oh, I
Speaker 1: believe you now, Okay, whatever you tell me, like, And
Speaker 1: that is the the scary part with the game that
Speaker 1: they're playing, right because at any point, and and I
Speaker 1: if I was to give the government any grace, which
Speaker 1: I don't know that they deserve, but if I were
Speaker 1: at any point, if I did buy into your story,
Speaker 1: you are then proving that you are willing to falsify
Speaker 1: stories and then also change stories over the course of generations.
Speaker 1: So not only are you lying to people who actually
Speaker 1: are invested in your ship, but you're giving all the
Speaker 1: leeway for everybody else who's like you know, I never
Speaker 1: believed you in the first place. Yep. Oh. And my
Speaker 1: last point about Frank is they took him created Area
Speaker 1: fifty one, and that's where he lives to this day,
Speaker 1: is what. That's why you have all those people out
Speaker 1: there in the vata up at area fifty one, because
Speaker 1: they think we want to get in there and me Frank.
Speaker 1: You know, obviously Frank is the area that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: But that's that's that's why they have such a following.
Speaker 1: That's when there's so many people up the outside of
Speaker 1: everything that they see. But that's how the story goes.
Speaker 1: One survived and now that one is helping them discover
Speaker 1: all kinds and see. I that's where I call bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, is because I think that
Speaker 1: if we did catch an alien and we did keep
Speaker 1: that alien, that motherucker died pretty quickly. I don't see
Speaker 1: a world where you don't know. It's like I don't
Speaker 1: know about that. It's like the fucking killer whales in
Speaker 1: sea world. They ain't gonna live to their natural end.
Speaker 1: They are not from here. But I'll give you. I'll
Speaker 1: give you one better to show you the government would
Speaker 1: do that. The ski experiments. Let those motherfucker's die. That's
Speaker 1: what you're saying. We're not gonna just let let him
Speaker 1: live off of vegetables. We're gonna poke some ship into
Speaker 1: him and he's gonna die. Well, they may keep him
Speaker 1: alive to get information from. So that's the other thing.
Speaker 1: The military is very smart. They're not gonna just like
Speaker 1: all right, this motherfucker's not six foot five and get
Speaker 1: Doug kill him. No, that wouldn't be like, Yo, what
Speaker 1: talents do you have? How do we learn how to communicate?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's just me. That's that's how I think.
Speaker 1: But you could be but I think like, no, they
Speaker 1: kept that motherfucker alive, and it's mathematical formulas and learn
Speaker 1: how to re engineer ship all kinds of stuff like
Speaker 1: That's that's like if you had an enemy who was
Speaker 1: a commander of a legion, you wouldn't kill him right away.
Speaker 1: You get as much information as you good for him.
Speaker 1: Between suppose of that body. From a military perspective, we
Speaker 1: have no idea about alien life expectancies. We have no
Speaker 1: idea on what he takes for substance. Maybe you maybe
Speaker 1: he wasn't even that hurt the man. I think, what
Speaker 1: if he lives seven hundred years? I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's like Tillicum, y'all. I think I think Tillicum
Speaker 1: could have lived to a hundred, but till it Coom
Speaker 1: is only gonna live to twelve because you put him
Speaker 1: in that little tunk, you know. Yeah, yeah, they really
Speaker 1: tell them the alien in my mind, but and you
Speaker 1: know what, like here's the beauty of it. You you
Speaker 1: could probably be wanted an accurate that's the beauty with
Speaker 1: all these conspiracies, Like no one can say for sure
Speaker 1: what's what. You could have your speculations, but as much
Speaker 1: as I can say, you know, he's still alive. Gonna yes, So,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a it's a scary game we're playing.
Speaker 1: But but you know what, we're gonna keep playing this game.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and we'll be back with
Speaker 1: more su time Slalo Houdein and more, my mama told me.
Speaker 1: And we are back anyway. Yeah, we're back here with
Speaker 1: more su time Slalo Houdein more. My mama told me.
Speaker 1: We're still talking about the possibility that there's aliens, one
Speaker 1: specifically named Frank that was captured in the Roswell incident.
Speaker 1: And he's he's I guess I gotta twisted up dorsal,
Speaker 1: but he's still alive. According to bory In two time,
Speaker 1: well well, we're not sure he's in. He hasn't a
Speaker 1: bad address, he's got a a bad adge. So to
Speaker 1: the the original point, not the original point, but the
Speaker 1: point that we left off on of the the military
Speaker 1: claiming that these were this was spy materials that were
Speaker 1: happening or that they were using that ultimately got knocked down,
Speaker 1: and then this is what everybody was conflating or confusing
Speaker 1: rather with the the alien materials the UFO materials. One
Speaker 1: of the things that experts, a lot of experts have
Speaker 1: come forward and said that it's actually a very stupid
Speaker 1: argument on the part of the military. One of the
Speaker 1: things that they've said proves that this is a sort
Speaker 1: of dumb position to take is the fact that at
Speaker 1: the time near Roswell they were actually testing the nuclear bombs,
Speaker 1: that this was like the location for where they were
Speaker 1: doing a lot of the test sites for nuclear bombs,
Speaker 1: it was the test site for a lot of the
Speaker 1: things that they were using for like military equipment, and
Speaker 1: so them at one point signing off as UH saying
Speaker 1: that this was alien or UFO meant that they were
Speaker 1: going to be drawing attention to an area that they
Speaker 1: wouldn't obviously want any attention drawn to If you're testing bombs,
Speaker 1: you don't want people coming by and trying to take
Speaker 1: a peek. And so for you to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it might have been aliens as an excuse to distract
Speaker 1: away from the actual thing, which is spyware, then you're
Speaker 1: only making more attention not getting rid of it, right,
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. It's this this is stupid argument. You're
Speaker 1: absolutely correct, I think. Um. One of the things that
Speaker 1: I remember reading and hearing about is the fact that
Speaker 1: one the alien from Now this is going to kind
Speaker 1: of contradict the whole argument of they've been aroused its Egypt,
Speaker 1: But that's a totally different argument. This argument is like
Speaker 1: I put that other things, that's that's all for what
Speaker 1: I understand, And the fact that once we started as
Speaker 1: a as a as a planet, once we started testing
Speaker 1: nucle their weapons, the alien activity increased on our planet
Speaker 1: because they were like, what the funk are you guys doing? Now?
Speaker 1: How did you learn how to split the adam? So
Speaker 1: that's one of the things. So when you brought that up,
Speaker 1: I was like, that that lies up with something else
Speaker 1: that I race. So that's wan throw that point. M hmmm.
Speaker 1: And I will say that I've seen a few alien
Speaker 1: documentaries that have talked a little bit about sort of
Speaker 1: like what the potential motive of aliens coming to visit
Speaker 1: the planet might be. And one of the things that
Speaker 1: they specifically point to is saying that there are two options.
Speaker 1: One they're either coming here to beat our ass and
Speaker 1: take our ship, which you know, I think Stephen Hawking
Speaker 1: has come forward and even said that back then. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sort of like did a wheelie into a room
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, y'all. Uh hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: if aliens do ever come to the planet, they're only
Speaker 1: coming here for divisive reasons or to like take resources.
Speaker 1: That was his belief. Now the other argument, the other
Speaker 1: suggestion is that they might be coming here to provide
Speaker 1: us with technology that would free us of our own
Speaker 1: sort of like self destruction. That like, we as humans
Speaker 1: are going to destroy the planet, which we all know
Speaker 1: to be true, and so the aliens in theory are
Speaker 1: seeing us do it, i e. Looking at these nuclear
Speaker 1: bombs going off, and they are going to introduce technology
Speaker 1: that would be less destructive and or anti destructive to
Speaker 1: everything that we've built. I've heard that as well, and
Speaker 1: uh no, signs that you're saying. It's it doesn't seem
Speaker 1: to be working. The phones were going crazy. Here's here's
Speaker 1: X videos. Maybe you won't kill each other. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it doesn't. I don't know what your preference. And yeah,
Speaker 1: my coming on what you were saying, it was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's I forgot the name of this famous philosopher,
Speaker 1: but he says, the universe is it's not stranger than
Speaker 1: we know. It's stranger than we can though, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense. In other words, your mind doesn't have the
Speaker 1: ability to comprehend how strange the universe is. And that
Speaker 1: for me was just like WHOA, you're right, because if
Speaker 1: you think about your day to day activities, Oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta go here and make this meeting, I gotta drop
Speaker 1: this off, I gotta come back, you're not even thinking
Speaker 1: about what's going on two galaxies away. So my point is,
Speaker 1: like he's got a point, it's you just can't. I
Speaker 1: can't absolutely say, absolutely me absolutely say that anything is
Speaker 1: a hun certain unless I'm touching it, seeing in the
Speaker 1: feeling it. Other than that, man, like, I can't say
Speaker 1: it's not. I just I I would feel foolish to
Speaker 1: be like, oh that ain't true, and my knowledge is limited.
Speaker 1: So that's how I approached the world, not necessarily believing everything.
Speaker 1: But I'm open to the idea it's possible that it's true.
Speaker 1: Would it? Would it change your mind that that philosopher
Speaker 1: was Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey said that, uh what I know.
Speaker 1: I know it's not the astro physicists and said it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, you found that. I don't
Speaker 1: think I didn't find it. It's how Dane. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. His name is how Dane. Yeah, he was JBS.
Speaker 1: How Danny was a Marxist, he was from he was
Speaker 1: from the UK. Hell, yeah, I love that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I love that last edition. He was from
Speaker 1: the UK, So you know, you know whatever that is
Speaker 1: for you. But yeah, so one of the last pieces
Speaker 1: of conspiracy that I had never heard before, and I'm
Speaker 1: curious to hear both of your thoughts on this. Some
Speaker 1: claim that the crashing flying vehicle that was that what
Speaker 1: crashed rather was neither extra terrestrial or US spot, that
Speaker 1: in fact, it was an unconventional plan induced by Joseph
Speaker 1: Stalin to create widespread American panic across like the nation
Speaker 1: that basically Stalin figured that it was an easy strategy
Speaker 1: to pretend to have this alien crash that they claim
Speaker 1: had children in the aircraft, and those small people that
Speaker 1: came out were in fact just kids. The kids come out,
Speaker 1: they look alien. People will see it. It will create
Speaker 1: panic and subsequently tear America apart without having to necessarily
Speaker 1: shoot a gun at you know, obviously one of the
Speaker 1: more dangerous countries in the world. That's worse than the
Speaker 1: weather below. Oh you think that's a worse argumentsh like,
Speaker 1: why would you? Why would he? Yeah, that don't that
Speaker 1: don't even that's yeah, that sounds like somebody's like, did
Speaker 1: not buy the weather little Let's throw Stalin at them.
Speaker 1: You neither of you are. Is no that over there?
Speaker 1: He had a lot of people to kill. He got tied. Yeah, like, bro, no,
Speaker 1: it's not I don't even whoever wrote that deleted? All right,
Speaker 1: Well I'll let them know in the comments. Uh, I'll
Speaker 1: write down, Hey, the boys didn't like it very much.
Speaker 1: You might want to you might want to cross this
Speaker 1: one off of the page. You got to use a
Speaker 1: different dictator because that ain't going so one of the
Speaker 1: other pieces of information that I didn't know and you
Speaker 1: were talking about hieroglyphics a little bit earlier. But there
Speaker 1: are also suggestions that the son of the intelligence offered
Speaker 1: officer who first reported seeing the higher or first reported
Speaker 1: obtaining rather the debris that came from the crash. Uh.
Speaker 1: The Sun claims that there were hieroglyphic like writings on
Speaker 1: the craft, on the pieces of metal that came back
Speaker 1: to their home, which may have been in fact Russian,
Speaker 1: but because the boy was eleven at the time, any
Speaker 1: other language just seemed alien to him. So this is again,
Speaker 1: no I'm not proving it, but this is what he
Speaker 1: claims and thought there were hyperd glyphic writings, and some
Speaker 1: people speculate that it could be Russian writing or some
Speaker 1: sort of foreign writing that he didn't understand because he
Speaker 1: was a big old dumb dumb who hadn't finished his
Speaker 1: brain yet. It was Egyptian Russians. Yeah, Egyptian Russians I
Speaker 1: think I read about. I mean, you know what, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised. I just there's okay. So I do
Speaker 1: a lot of research, do a lot of reading on
Speaker 1: things that I'm sure most people don't give two ships about.
Speaker 1: But that's that's cool. That's that's whatever. But I have
Speaker 1: seen over and over again that there is some connection
Speaker 1: between extraterrestrial activity and Egyptians. I don't I don't specifically
Speaker 1: know that story or the history of that story, but
Speaker 1: I will say that I'm not be surprised if the
Speaker 1: symbols and signs that are in Egypt would show up
Speaker 1: on a spacecraft somewhere that is not from this Platt.
Speaker 1: I would not be surprised by that at all. Damn
Speaker 1: BORI where you at with it? I think he was
Speaker 1: a little idiot. I think he was. I think he
Speaker 1: was a small dullard. I think dullard. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very good. I got a whole text thread. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I mean because Russian writing doesn't look like pictographs, right,
Speaker 1: doesn't hieroglyphics and Russian room is very differently. Even if
Speaker 1: it was Sanskrit like hieroglyphic glyphics or pictures, And if
Speaker 1: you're gonna reference something the hieroglyphics, you would know at
Speaker 1: least that whether or not you know what Russian would
Speaker 1: look look like, you would know that hieroglyphics look like pictures.
Speaker 1: You're saying that to identify hyeroglyphics is a very specific
Speaker 1: thing and not can it can't be confused with any
Speaker 1: of these other sort of much more. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't think so. It's a very specific thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing I've seen close is like
Speaker 1: that fine wind wingdings. Yeah yeah, and he definitely didn't
Speaker 1: have wings back then. Yeah. Yeah. If he would have
Speaker 1: said the plane, I think somebody typed, uh, can I
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and wing things on the plane?
Speaker 1: So Frank, Frank is like put your seatbelts one. So
Speaker 1: the last thing that i'll i'll I'll throw out for
Speaker 1: us to to maybe have a little bit of a
Speaker 1: debate about, because I've long been of the belief that
Speaker 1: the powers that be are not nearly as smart as
Speaker 1: I think some you're sort of giving credit to suitan
Speaker 1: I think you and I differ in this way that
Speaker 1: I don't actually think that they're nearly as smart as
Speaker 1: we often think they are, but they are very advantageous,
Speaker 1: and so a part of me thinks that they saw
Speaker 1: roswell in this fiasco that took place, be it alien
Speaker 1: or otherwise, and it worked better in their favor to
Speaker 1: create conspiracy theory, which would eventually lead to like this cultuge,
Speaker 1: obsession and then eventually capital than it is to just
Speaker 1: allow the real version of the story to be left,
Speaker 1: you know, us to absorb and deal with. If that
Speaker 1: makes sense. That it's well, and now you know they
Speaker 1: have fucking spaceships that they turned into restaurants in this
Speaker 1: town that otherwise wouldn't have been a thing. It's that's
Speaker 1: that's minimal television, but it's television. You think that the
Speaker 1: government covered it up so we can make TV You
Speaker 1: think the government covered it up incorrectly so we can
Speaker 1: make TV shows. I think that well, I think what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that the government. Well, well, then called
Speaker 1: crazy because I am right now I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: think that that is. I think that in these situations
Speaker 1: they find ways to basically take advantage for the purpose
Speaker 1: of our government, which is largely making money. I don't
Speaker 1: know that they need, like to be perfect, that's the
Speaker 1: money for the government, but it is. It's it's all
Speaker 1: come on, baby, it's all circulating, you know how money
Speaker 1: everybody gets. What are you saying, so that's just not
Speaker 1: you know, daddy gets the taste. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: is a that's a lot of that's a lot of
Speaker 1: foresight for nineteen seven for them to drop a bumbass story,
Speaker 1: because in two thousand two the WB Network was gonna
Speaker 1: have a show based on Roswell. Well, I think I
Speaker 1: think it was in development that whole time, and they
Speaker 1: were like, listen, after Steve Harvey Show drops, we got you. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do Steve Harvey Show. Then we'll do the
Speaker 1: Wayns Bros. And then we'll do a spinoff of The
Speaker 1: way Ins Bros. About the white character, and then Roswell
Speaker 1: just wait, we'll be We'll be right. Just got me patient. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't. I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I think uh, I think it was too
Speaker 1: big of a mess for them to try to clean up,
Speaker 1: and they did the best damage control they could do.
Speaker 1: And I just feel like there's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: And I you know, I military science and just some
Speaker 1: folks that I know from the military and conversations that
Speaker 1: I've had. They don't have to be smart, but their
Speaker 1: technology as smart as fun and the things that they
Speaker 1: have access, the things that they have access to give
Speaker 1: them advantage. Well beyond the dude, my cousin told me
Speaker 1: that the iPhone in your cousin in the military sense,
Speaker 1: I have to I can't say his name because we've
Speaker 1: got a lot of just say, somebody told me, somebody
Speaker 1: like my cousin that uh you gotta um. You know
Speaker 1: that certain technologies have been out in the hands of
Speaker 1: the militaries almost two decades before we've seen them on
Speaker 1: the civilian side. An example of that would be the iPhone.
Speaker 1: Damn yeah. So like, yeah, there can be a bunch
Speaker 1: of dummies from whatever, but they have access that control
Speaker 1: and they have information that they can filter that never
Speaker 1: gets to us. So while we're thinking we know it all,
Speaker 1: you probably know like maybe a third of it. Maybe
Speaker 1: if maybe one that's been well, then that's what we
Speaker 1: doing this podcast for. Let's just wait till the military
Speaker 1: does a podcast about all this stuff. We don't know.
Speaker 1: They've been podcast listen opening, they've been podcasting for the
Speaker 1: last thirty years. They've been they already been doing all right, yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: all right, this this guy, Man, this got too heavy
Speaker 1: for me. I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need to
Speaker 1: go and take a walk and and get a cold
Speaker 1: glass of water to to reset. We did it. I
Speaker 1: no I get some Crown World, I go get some
Speaker 1: bad whiskey. Soon enough, ude out of the freshest ride,
Speaker 1: Uh su time. Could you tell the people at home
Speaker 1: where they could find you on what cool ship you
Speaker 1: have going on? Well, first of all, again, thank you
Speaker 1: very much for having me. It's been a pleasure and honor.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram. That's the only place
Speaker 1: I'll be. I'm not on Twitter or Facebook because it's
Speaker 1: just too many relationships to have it one time. So
Speaker 1: I'm on Sigmon Jay south Side and Instagram. And I
Speaker 1: have another project coming out. I can't speak to it yet,
Speaker 1: but we're in the process of writing it. And UH
Speaker 1: keep us outside going and being funny man and contributing
Speaker 1: to the overall comedian culture that we need, especially during
Speaker 1: these times. That's beautiful, So I love that, Yet Glory,
Speaker 1: could you tell the people that they can find you
Speaker 1: what you got going July? I will be at the
Speaker 1: DC Improv Lounge. Come funk with me there, uh July
Speaker 1: through sixteenth. That will be at Rumors Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
Speaker 1: And UH watch me on the most recent episode UH
Speaker 1: your show Langston Pause with Sam J Hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: watch watching bores he has. He has one of our
Speaker 1: more provocative conversations of the season. It surely is maybe
Speaker 1: one of my favorite arguments that I've ever seen. Three
Speaker 1: adults have h please watch pause. It's it's on Friday's
Speaker 1: at eleven and as always or ten. I don't at
Speaker 1: what time it comes on. Fuck you. I don't pay attention.
Speaker 1: I just you know, I do everything I can and
Speaker 1: then I walk away into the sunset like David Banner.
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