1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: I abandoned my father in law because he broke my toy. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: This is a toy that should not be shared. Yeah, 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: it's a not for kids. I mean, I hope not. 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: Oh please not butt plugs for Djibouti. 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: I thought we were talking about the Barney and you 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 2: know Superman and no, no, no, I think every child in 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 2: Djibouti should have access to a butt plug. 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: Diarrhea is an epidemic over there. And do you know 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: how many people die from diarrhea? 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 3: How many is that dysentery? 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, basically I thought it's like severe diarrhea. How many 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: people die from diarrhea every year? One point six million deaths. John, 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: that's bad. And if every person who had diarrhea had 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: a butt plug, we would cut those deaths in half. 15 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: Problem solved. I guess SIT's over. If it can't come out, 16 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: it stays in. 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 3: Dude, you're the next Bill Gates. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,919 Speaker 1: You're welcome, America. I moved in with my now fiance 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: back in January of twenty twenty two. His stepmom owns 20 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: the house and his dad owns nothing. 21 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 3: Damn poor broke ass. 22 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: Yeah it doesn't even known himself. 23 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 3: No, he doesn't. 24 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: Man is whipped that's right. His step mom wanted us 25 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: to watch the house for them while she did her 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: travel nursing, so someone would be around to keep her 27 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: cats fed, and of course the dad went with her. 28 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: We were not staying there for free. They still charge 29 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: just rent and we had to pay all the utilities, 30 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: but between the two of us it wasn't an issue. 31 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 3: Hey, could you watch my kid? Just make sure you. 32 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: Pay me for the opportunity to babysit my child the honor. 33 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: Our cats are so sick, This pussy is so dang 34 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: that it should be paid to be played with. 35 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 2: Thanks pussy on Earth, you know what I mean? No sex, Yeah, no, 36 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 2: we're talking about cats, that's right. And of course the 37 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 2: dad went with her. It was a really nice experience, 38 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 2: being able to finally live with the man I love, 39 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 2: and everything was going perfect for the first three months. 40 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: Then we got to notice that they were coming back 41 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 2: because the contract was over and they would be visiting 42 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks before his stepmom got another contract. 43 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 2: So I went into super duper cleaning mode because I 44 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: didn't want it to look like we lived there, right, 45 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 2: Lowell cleaned every room except mine because I wasn't expecting 46 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 2: them to go anywhere near it or in it without asking, 47 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 2: just as I never went into their room because that's 48 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 2: their stuff. I have a lot of special stuff laying 49 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 2: around in my room because it's my private space where 50 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 2: private things. 51 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 3: How special are we talking over here, Samuel. 52 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: Let's just say she recently came back from a mission 53 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: trip in Jibouty. 54 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 3: Interesting, she recently came back. 55 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: She recently came back on her back donating butt plugs 56 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 1: to every citizen in Jibouti. 57 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,679 Speaker 3: Wow, once again the greatest humanitarian effort ever. 58 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: Made, Bill Gates, why aren't you investing this Nobel butt 59 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: plugs for the children? 60 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 3: Hit Sam's line? 61 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: Come on nobl hit us at four four zero, five 62 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: zero eight six five sixty seven if you want to 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: donate now, that's right for the kids, for the kids. 64 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: So the day comes and they arrive. It's all pleasant 65 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: greetings and ordering pizza because nobody wants a cook. And 66 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 1: somehow a conversation comes up where his dad asked me 67 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: if I cooked any recipes from his binder of recipes. 68 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: I told him I did it because I usually just 69 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: cooked things I know and didn't think to look for 70 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: a book to get a new recipe. He then decided, 71 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't believe that shit, and went 72 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: on a hunt to find his binder and looked everywhere 73 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: in the house and started getting frantic, where's the recipe? 74 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 3: I need them? 75 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: I don't know how much human to put in. 76 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 3: How much salt? How many stirs do I do? I'm blind? 77 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: Man needs to watch ratitude again, get some tips from 78 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: Chef Gusta. 79 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 3: He needs some flavor profiles. 80 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: Tossing the couches apart, lifting tables and things going everywhere. 81 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: My fiance was in our room looking for it, so 82 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: I figured that was good enough, and his dad wouldn't 83 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: try looking in there himself. I think at this point 84 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: this is when you maybe like proactively clean your room 85 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: just in case this crazy man comes looking for a 86 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: cookbook and then see as you're like twelve inch fun 87 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: stick in there. 88 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 2: You know, but you know what, what if I proudly 89 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 2: want to display my fun stick with the world to see, 90 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 2: you know, why should I have to hide it away? 91 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 3: You know it's convenient where I leave it. You know 92 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 3: I can just the job is done. 93 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: The job is done. You know that John's sitting on 94 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: something right now. Man needs to be stimulated at all 95 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: times to ensure that he can read these stories. 96 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 2: Well, I'm still stimulated. Don't take away my convenience of stimulation. 97 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. 98 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 1: Don't think it. Oh, he's leaning back into it. Man 99 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: has trained for years to take that. You know why 100 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: his posture is so good. Goes all the way up 101 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: to his neck. That's what I call a spine. Baby 102 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: curves up yep, yep, or to the left a little bit. 103 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: But you know, our room is downstairs at a basement 104 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: with three other rooms, and I didn't think much of 105 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,359 Speaker 1: it when his dad came upstairs and asked me where 106 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,239 Speaker 1: some scissors were, and I handed him a pair. About 107 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 1: thirty minutes later, after food arrived, he looked above the 108 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 1: fridge in the super high cabinet and finally found his 109 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: recipes where he left them. Come on, bra They were 110 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 1: there the whole time. We ate food and watch a movie, 111 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 1: and then after saying good night, we went to our room. 112 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: As I was about to lay down, I noticed one 113 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,359 Speaker 1: of my toys was in a weird spot. Then I 114 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: got a better look and the charging cord was cut 115 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: up in four separate pieces, with a USB still plugged. 116 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: Into the wall and the other part still inside the 117 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: toy cut cut four different pieces. 118 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 2: What did a scissorhands get himself into over here? Bro, 119 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 2: he's just anti fun dude. Man hates stimulation. Don't take 120 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 2: my stimulation away from me. I'd be a grumpy, grumpy puss. 121 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: You could take my guns, yeah, but don't take my 122 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: fun sticks. 123 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 2: Second Amendment, baby, Right to bear arms, right to bear fists. 124 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 3: Right to bear fists. That's it. I won't elaborate any further. 125 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: To grit it and just bear that fist. 126 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 3: Oh, I mean I don't have to bear it, but 127 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 3: you know. 128 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man's trained. Man's trained. He's training right now, 129 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: wide open gaping. 130 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. That's all I will say. 131 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: John's not donating any of his plugs to any Jiboutians. 132 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: They can't make one big enough for me. 133 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: It would destroy the children if he was to donate it. 134 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: Who would rip them apart? Oh? 135 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 3: How did we here? 136 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,599 Speaker 1: Let's keep going? So my heart sank and I showed 137 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: my fiance what happened. He at first thought maybe the 138 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: cats got to it. But these were clean cuts, and 139 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: the loose parts were in a pile and not scattered. 140 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: I no longer felt safe in that house. My fiance 141 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: didn't want to have to confront his dad because he 142 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: is extremely hardheaded and would probably lead to them fighting 143 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,159 Speaker 1: and then us getting kicked out, so he begged me 144 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: to be strong and to not bring it up. I 145 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 1: cried so hard that night. Not only did I want 146 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: to confront him, but I wanted him to pay for 147 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: the toy because it was super expensive. Felt violated. But 148 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: it is like the whole toy broken or is it 149 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: just the cord? I mean, the act itself is not cool. 150 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,279 Speaker 1: It's so like the weirdness of it as well. It's 151 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: just like so it's like, oh, man, I can't charge 152 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: it for a few hours, I'll just go get a USBC. 153 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 2: No, I mean the weirdness from the father in law, 154 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: like what would possess you? 155 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: No? Daughter? 156 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 2: Love? 157 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: Mine is getting any Oh. 158 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna get may myself. I mean enough for you. Wow, 159 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 3: come on, daddy in law. Everyone deserves a little fun, 160 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 3: you know what I mean? 161 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the pink, one of the stink. 162 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 3: That's right, that's how we do it. 163 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: I avoided his dad like the plague for the whole 164 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: time he was there. Until the step mom took me 165 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: aside to ask if I was okay, because she knew 166 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: I was avoiding her husband and wanted to know what happened. 167 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 1: So I told her what he did, and she looked 168 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: mortified and said she would talk to him. 169 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 3: Oh, that's such a weird thing. I get why they 170 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 3: were uncomfortable wanting to talk to him. 171 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. It is a weird thing to be, like, dad, 172 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 1: why did you cut my fun stick? 173 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 3: Come on? 174 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: And he's like, hey, after I used it, no one 175 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 1: else should use that. 176 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 2: Maybe that's it. Maybe he's embarrassed. Maybe he's embarrassed, couldn't 177 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 2: help himself. 178 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: Good and help good in help And it's like, you 179 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: know how like yo, if you use your phone too much, 180 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: you just have to like lock it in one of 181 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: those like lock boxes things. It's like, hey, I was 182 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: using this shit way too much. I just had to 183 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: cut ties with it completely. You know, if it's too charged, 184 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be done. I'm 185 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: gonna be done. I will give in to temptation, throw 186 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: it away, get it out of here, Yeah, get it 187 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: out of here. Donate it. Donate it to Jaboti, a 188 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: self aware daddy. Let's see it. Does Jibooty deal with diarrhea? 189 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: Does the country of Djibouti have problems with dysenterian diarrhea? Yes, 190 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: Like many countries in the developing world disease, it has 191 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: dysentery and diarrhea. 192 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 2: Maybe it's like like bali belly montes umers revenge kind 193 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,200 Speaker 2: of a thing. 194 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: Would a butt plug help with diarrhea and managing it 195 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: so people don't dehydrate it? A butt plug is not 196 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: methically recommended for managing diarrhea. Facts are in ladies gentlemen, 197 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: using a butt club could be harmful by causing irritation 198 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,079 Speaker 1: or damage to the recordal tissue only if you're a bitch. 199 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 2: We're all shocked. We're sitting here in disbelief. Could not 200 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 2: imagine that that wouldn't be an effective solution. 201 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: I really thought I solved diarrhea. 202 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 2: Dude, we were this close. We'll get him on the 203 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 2: next one. We'll get him on the next one. 204 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: The next day, his dad went out early in the 205 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: morning to go work out for about an hour, but 206 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 1: didn't come home until the late afternoon. Me and the 207 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,599 Speaker 1: step mom, we're just having a nice talk in the 208 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: living room when he came back and was holding his 209 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,079 Speaker 1: hand like a kid trying to pretend they are injured 210 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,199 Speaker 1: and wanted attention. He went straight to the freezer, got 211 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,080 Speaker 1: an ice pack, and made a scene of going to 212 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: the bathroom. His wife called out asking what was up, 213 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: and he said nothing, like a little immature kid. She 214 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: asked me if I saw what he grabbed, and I 215 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 1: told her he grabbed an ice pack. She called out 216 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: to him again and said what happened? Did you hurt yourself? 217 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: And again, like an immature kid, said you don't want 218 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 1: to know and close the bathroom door. What do you 219 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 1: think he did? How did he hurt himself? 220 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 3: Dude? 221 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 2: He was inspired by OPI and tried his own fund 222 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 2: stick and it did not or maybe just tried his 223 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 2: own fist broke his wrist. Dude, all naturalities, all natural baby, 224 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 2: and I always say keep. 225 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: It or gat Yeah, yeah, you know you got you got, 226 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: you got this one, you got this one, you got 227 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:48,079 Speaker 1: this one. 228 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 3: Dude. 229 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 2: Hands are just nature's butt hugs. That's that's all it is. 230 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: What is your favorite combination of fingers? Put your answers 231 00:09:55,320 --> 00:10:00,680 Speaker 1: in the comments, all women out there, Yeah, oh my god. Anyway, 232 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 1: he eventually came out and came straight to my face, 233 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: very aggrassively, and said, well, if I wasn't so upset 234 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: about being accused of cutting your cord, this wouldn't have 235 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,079 Speaker 1: happened to my hand. He came up with a BS 236 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: story about how he was shopping at a gas station 237 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: and some guy was being abusive to his girlfriend and 238 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,320 Speaker 1: he told the guy to stop, and the guy swung 239 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 1: at him, and so he beat the guy up, and 240 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 1: now he has a busted hand. 241 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 3: I am so lost. 242 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: He then proceeded to tell me that it was my 243 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: fiance that cut my cord and he needed to be 244 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 1: questioned instead. I was at a loss for words because 245 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: of how stupid he was and that his wife believed him. 246 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,680 Speaker 1: I was going to tell him to f off with 247 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: that BS, but I had to go to work, so 248 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: on my way to work, I texted my fiance everything 249 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 1: that his dad said. He later told me he expected 250 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 1: something like this to happen because every time his dad 251 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: gets caught in a lie, he has to make up 252 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: some stupid story of him being a victim or some 253 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: kind of hero to make people empathize with him. Bro, 254 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,440 Speaker 1: this guy he cut a cord, cut his hand. How 255 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: could I cut this cord? I was saving a homeless 256 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: person from an aggressor. 257 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 3: I was saving ten hundred kittens from a tree. 258 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: I was helping some elderly woman with her fisting, Like 259 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: what is this guy on? 260 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 3: Like? 261 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 2: And the mom, you know what, the mom believing it. 262 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 2: She probably always believes him, so he works every time. 263 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves his stories. He does have a way 264 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,960 Speaker 1: with words and fists and fists. Oh yeah. Let's just 265 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 1: say the elderly are very happy, satisfied. Something actually that 266 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: happened during COVID is a lot of elderly there wasn't 267 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,959 Speaker 1: enough stimulation that was happening, and so their brains kind 268 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,599 Speaker 1: of like turned the mush right, And so fisting for 269 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: the elderly could actually be a really helpful solve for 270 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: those people that you know, don't get a lot of 271 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 1: extra stimulation in their lives. 272 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 3: I think we found your way back to a noble 273 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 3: peace price, man, I think we just found it. 274 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,560 Speaker 1: I got you, y'all. 275 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 3: Bill Gates, step down again. 276 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,319 Speaker 1: Every wizard sleeve needs to be filled sleeve. 277 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 3: That's correct, that's right, it's empty. It needs it. 278 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: Needs it desperately. Those buttonhole aren't going to fill themselves. 279 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 3: No they won't. 280 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: We got to put the troops on the front lines 281 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: or the back lines. That's true, the back intestinal lines, 282 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: that's right. To go right there, right there, breach the gates, 283 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: breach to the walls, just crawling. 284 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,600 Speaker 3: Just when you think he runs out of steam, he 285 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:34,839 Speaker 3: comes back. He keeps going, oh rare, oh dude. 286 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: Okay. So basically he was just like my dad always 287 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: lies and tells these crazy stories to get people empathize 288 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: with him. For example, he cheated on his wife and 289 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 1: got caught, so we went out for a while and 290 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 1: supposedly a couple of guys tried to jump him and 291 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: he killed them both. Babe, babe, let's not focus on 292 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 1: all this cheating stuff. You know, that's trivial. I just 293 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: killed two men. I just bodied two men. I bodied 294 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: a man with this thumb. Have you heard that? You 295 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: that lingo from the kids these days? 296 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 3: Body? 297 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like he talks to another girl. That's a body. 298 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: He puts his hand on another girl's small of her back. 299 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 1: That's a body. He doesn't drive his friend home because 300 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:14,560 Speaker 1: it's one minute more than he was expecting. That's a body. 301 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: Big body, big body. Some might even call it gross 302 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,679 Speaker 1: and disgusting. Some might how dare he one. 303 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,319 Speaker 3: Hundred thousand people might say that, actually. 304 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 1: One hundred thousand people might have hurt my feelings. 305 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 3: Guys, stop it, stop it. 306 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: We're on good terms. You haven't seen that episode is 307 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: probably confusing for you, all right, and his wife believed it. 308 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say to that. Well, 309 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: my fiance was younger. He caught his dad in a 310 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,680 Speaker 1: lie and his dad accidentally poured beer on his xbox 311 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: he bought with his own money. He has the mentality 312 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 1: of if I'm wrong, and then everyone else is. Anyway, 313 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:49,520 Speaker 1: back to the story, So my fiance was going to 314 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: talk with him privately and tell his dad he owed 315 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 1: me money or the toy to a ball, and he 316 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: said to apologize to me. Unfortunately, his dad canceled their 317 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: hangout and ended up leaving the next day with nothing 318 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: being resolved. I wonder, who's going to body right now 319 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: and come back with a crazy story. 320 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,359 Speaker 3: True, I had a molly wall of ten people to save. 321 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,079 Speaker 1: One granny, one granny, Come on, dude, another few months 322 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: go by, and another in between visit. I completely ignore 323 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,040 Speaker 1: his dad, not even give him a glance of recognition. 324 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: That he is there. He pulls my fiance aside one 325 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 1: night and tells him he forgives him and has to 326 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: put the whole thing behind him. I laughed so hard. 327 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 1: He's such a narcissist that he believes his own lies. 328 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 1: Funny thing is the toy isn't just for me. My 329 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: fiance uses them too, so he has no reason to 330 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: maliciously destroy something he likes. This visit was a lot longer, 331 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,640 Speaker 1: and everyone was so annoying. They wouldn't say anything to 332 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: my face. They would tell my fiance things to the 333 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: telephone to me. The last thing was the step mom 334 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: saying I needed to be nice to her husband because 335 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: he's in a good mood when they are out traveling, 336 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: but when they come back, I'm ignoring him. It puts 337 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 1: him in a back mood and he stabs and he snaps. 338 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: Oh geez, I wonder why. Maybe I'm just a reminder 339 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: that he's an a hole that got caught. She said. 340 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: If I didn't act nice, they would kick us out. 341 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 1: Oh please make my freaking day. Find someone else willing 342 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: to pay your rent, all the utilities and feed your 343 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: domass cats and a puke everywhere, and can't stop me 344 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 1: eating plastic and find wrappers in the litter box. OMG, 345 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: I don't miss it. So I complied and just stayed 346 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 1: in my room the whole time and only left to 347 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: go to work. Christmas came and it was the performance 348 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 1: of a life. I felt sick to my stomach, pretending 349 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 1: to tolerate him. We didn't get him any presents except 350 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 1: a toy now okidding a gift card to Adam and 351 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: Eve now accept a gift card. I got the stepmom 352 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: a lot of pamper presents and an auto feater for 353 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: her cats because they are huge, massive fat cats. They 354 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: got us a bunch of hand me downs and extra 355 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 1: cooking supplies and household items they no longer needed since 356 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: they are now no longer doing travel nursing, so it 357 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,640 Speaker 1: sounds like they just gave them the junk they didn't want. 358 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: And now I'm so happy to be moved out as 359 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: of January third this year and we are on our 360 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: own and don't have to see them every day. We're 361 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 1: going to have a family talk soon because if his 362 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 1: dad doesn't own up to the shit he has done, 363 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: we are going one hundred percent no contact. And there 364 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: is a juicy update, but John, I want to know, 365 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: and I want everyone else like, please put your comments below. 366 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: Is this enough to go no contact? 367 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I'm thinking more of the time when 368 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 2: he cheated on his wife and said he saved some 369 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 2: dansel in distress from Tues two mean muggers matterists. It's 370 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 2: already like beyond ridiculous what he's doing, But in that scenario, 371 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 2: that's like, Yo, you are hurting your wife so much 372 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 2: and making up these stupid lives that she believes. 373 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: I guess the cheating hurts. 374 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, so she ended up believing him. 375 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,520 Speaker 1: Right in the end, but she still knows he cheated. 376 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 3: Let me know what you think of the comments. 377 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: So update. So we were going to have a time 378 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: to talk tomorrow, but it has now been canceled. I 379 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 1: showed my fiance this Reddit post and had him read 380 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: the responses. We both got to thinking about how much 381 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 1: stress this whole situation has put on us, and neither 382 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 1: one of us really wants to see him in person 383 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,920 Speaker 1: to talk about the situation because ninety nine percent positive 384 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: it will go through one ear and out the next 385 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,040 Speaker 1: and he will just deny everything and start talking over us. 386 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,160 Speaker 1: So instead of going there and wasting time and putting 387 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 1: ourselves through lots of yelling and turmoil. We've decided to 388 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: write him a letter so we can't have a chance 389 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 1: to interrupt or try to intimidate us. The letter is 390 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 1: already four pages long, and it's been hard for my 391 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: fiance to write because it gets him shaking, having to 392 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,360 Speaker 1: relive some of the horrendous things his father has done 393 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: to him and write it down on paper. I would 394 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: love to share it, but for my fiance's privacy, I won't. 395 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: There's a lot of things in there that he didn't 396 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: even tell me now because he didn't want me to 397 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: immediately hate his family when we first met, which I 398 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: guess makes sense. Families can be hard like that, that 399 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 1: is true. My heart aches for him, and I just 400 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: want this whole situation to be over with already. We 401 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:56,199 Speaker 1: wrote the letter that he not respond to us for 402 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,919 Speaker 1: about a week to think it all over and not 403 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: call or text unless he acknowledges that he did do 404 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 1: the things mentioned the letter and apologize schoolheartedly, and if not, 405 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: this will be the last time he hears from his son. 406 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: We are going to be dropping the letter in his 407 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:12,120 Speaker 1: mailbox in the middle of the night tonight, so there 408 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: isn't a chance of him trying to talk to us. 409 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: If anything comes up before the time we gave him 410 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 1: to read the letter and self reflect, I'll make sure 411 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 1: to update here again. And that is a wrap. What 412 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,360 Speaker 1: a crazy coping mechanism for just avoiding anyone's judgment. 413 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,399 Speaker 3: You know what he really needs to do start a 414 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 3: YouTube channel. 415 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: And let his audience psychoanalyze him. 416 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,120 Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, like he could create these stories, 417 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 2: endless Reddit stories from this man. He just put them 418 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,360 Speaker 2: on camera and you like make him squirm a little bit, 419 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 2: like where were you on the night of the six 420 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 2: He's like, I wasn't cheating on my wife because I 421 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 2: had to go to San Francisco to help the homeless 422 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 2: and ensure that each person had a butt plug from 423 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 2: my fiance. Wow, butt plugs for the homeless. That's another one. 424 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: That one might be your greatest. Yeah, you've had a 425 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 1: lot of great ones, but like universal butt plug. You 426 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: know they've heard of ubi Universal butt plug in coming. 427 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,199 Speaker 1: You got my vote. That's what I'm running on. That's 428 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 1: what I'm running on. But you know what we should 429 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: be running on to this next story, And if you 430 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,520 Speaker 1: have a story yourself. You should submit it to us 431 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: at four four zero five zero eight six five sixty seven. 432 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 1: We'd love to hear it. 433 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 3: Send it in. Let's get into this next one.