1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Hey, do you need to ride? Listeners, this is Chris 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: Fairbanks with an upcoming show announcement. I will be in Boise, Idaho, 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: March first at the Shrine Social Club. I've been to 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,239 Speaker 1: the Shrine before for music shows. It's one of my 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: favorite venues. I'm very excited. Do go, do come get 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: tickets at Chris Fairbanks dot com. Thank you and you're welcome. 7 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 2: Are you leaving? 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home? 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how 10 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and they 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 2: turn and all engage. We want to send you off 12 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 2: in style. We want to welcome you back home. Tell 13 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 2: us all about every scared or was it fine? Melbourn? 14 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 15 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,559 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? 16 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 17 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? 18 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? 19 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 4: Do you need. 20 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride? 21 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,759 Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks. 22 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 2: This is karcal Gar. Sorry I cleared my throat while 23 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 2: you were It's okay introducing yourself. 24 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: I'll just I'll make up for it by giving a 25 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: sample and then we'll just put that where your throat cleared, 26 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: it will just simply sound like you was cursed, but 27 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: you cursed. Well, no, my bead. They won't know it's 28 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: my voice. It'll over your guttural voice. Chang, yeah, flemmy. Oh, 29 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: welcome to this slimmy episode. Yes, we've just recorded. I 30 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: let people behind the curtain, just recorded last week's episode. 31 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: So if you like the mood we were in last week, 32 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: good news. It's ten seconds later, same days ago. 33 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 5: Oh oh right, oh sure, Well if you liked our 34 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 5: mood two weeks ago, remember before the brief nostalgic episode 35 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 5: in er lude, You're gonna love this one. 36 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 2: Hello. 37 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 6: Hello, clubs and colleges across the country. Put your ears 38 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 6: together for Salmon Georgia. Yay, Hi, good to see you. 39 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 3: Hi, nice to see you. I know so long is 40 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 3: your birthday? 41 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 4: It is happy birthday. You still young looking. 42 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: I'm a very grown man. I know half of a 43 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: damn dakat. I worked with Hugh Moore on a who 44 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: was on a show Eyes on the Other Night, and 45 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: he did he act in the show that you were. 46 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 4: He was on the first season of Survival askest. 47 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, Michelle. 48 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, he was. He played the creepy, the first creepy dude. Okay. 49 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: I for some reason I thought, because he does a 50 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: lot of writing too, that maybe you guys were in 51 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: the room together. 52 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 4: Oh I wish, I wish well, I wish delight. Yeah, 53 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 4: that guy have When I figured out his name was 54 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 4: a joke and a pun, yeah was I was, it was. 55 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 4: It was way way longer than I expected it to 56 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 4: It was like five years ago. 57 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: I for me, it was right now what And I'm 58 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: embarrassed that I don't get it? 59 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 4: Oh? 60 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: Oh, for god, it's very like next thing. You know, 61 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: his parents didn't say, let's name him Bob's any when 62 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: that name? That's probably that's so funny, Hugh More. 63 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 2: Somehow are you? I haven't seen you. What's going down 64 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 2: that much. 65 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 4: I've just been twiddling around lately doing nothing. 66 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: Which feels great. I've been doing a lot of that myself. 67 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I'm I'm sort of like, okay, breaking up 68 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 4: of the stagnant winter and moving into the more stagnant winter. 69 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 4: I guess. 70 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: I like how it comes in phases that are slightly 72 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: different than the previous phase. 73 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, essentially, yeah, exactly. 74 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 75 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 2: Is there anything good within walking distance? 76 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 4: In your name distance with the driving. This is because 77 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 4: there's the Have you ever been to Kettle Glaze the 78 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 4: doughnut shop? No on Franklin, No, it's amazing. 79 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 3: Should we go there? 80 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 4: We should go there. Just go up to Franklin and 81 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 4: take a rite perfect. 82 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: What's it called now, kettle Glaze? Kettle Glaze? I like it. 83 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 4: They're also right next to my favorite smash burger spot 84 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 4: for the wind. 85 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 3: Oh, I've never been there. 86 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 4: And they have a Detroit pizza place there as well. 87 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 3: What's happening? Oh is that that? 88 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a little tiny area right. 89 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 3: Right, kind of by the one on one cafe Clark Street. 90 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just lamenting the end of all cafes. Yeah, 91 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: the diners, well. 92 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 4: At least the late night ones right, like you can 93 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 4: go to that's kind of that was a cornerstort of 94 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 4: being a stand up comic, right, especially when we were 95 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 4: starting and doing the open mics. We'd all just go 96 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 4: to a diner afterwards. And that's I think in New 97 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 4: York they got rid of is it Kellogg's. 98 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 3: The Cereal? 99 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 4: No, there was a diner. There's a diner I think 100 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 4: that was called Kelloggs. That's like, right, by the God 101 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 4: where they did a Oh my god, how verses show 102 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 4: that for a long time, that nitting factory. 103 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: Oh sure, Sure. 104 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 4: There was a diner that was right by there. I 105 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 4: think it's gone. 106 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 2: Now, and it was like an old famous one twenty 107 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 2: four hours. 108 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 3: The food was terrible, but the hang was amazing. 109 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 4: I've never looked I've never been like a diner spot that. 110 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 4: I'm like, the food is just. 111 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just talking about do you remember the 112 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 2: bright spot used to be on Sunday? Yes, that place 113 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 2: had for a little while, there was an ownership phase, 114 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 2: and we were just talking about. 115 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 3: How good like it was good food. Yeah, and that pie. 116 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,960 Speaker 4: They also make their own pop tarts too, Yeah, I 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 4: think they did. 118 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: And it was used to be a place where a 119 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 1: lot of priests and nuns ate. 120 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 4: You know what. 121 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: Oh, I guess because of the giant there's like a 122 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: giant convent. Yeah, there's a huge church a block away. 123 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: I'm just now putting it together. 124 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 4: But I have no idea there can be so many 125 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 4: things right by Yeah, yeah, there's a church right by there. 126 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know where churches are. 127 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 3: I know, are you averting your eyes at all time? 128 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 4: I just truly don't. I don't quock them. 129 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: I was like, well, this one, you wouldn't notice. It's 130 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: it's like a giant. I think it's a Mormon place. 131 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 4: Also, I feel like most of the churches don't look 132 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 4: like classic churches. Yeah, they're all like architectural like wonders that. 133 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 4: I'm like, Oh, that's a nice building. Yeah. 134 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: Have you heard that all churches the friend of them 135 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: are facing I don't want to know it's west or east. 136 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 4: I would never know. 137 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: Yeah that that was on a show and I had 138 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: to google it and it was correct. 139 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 2: I guess it was facing It would be facing east, 140 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 2: like you're facing the sunrise. My guess was like Jerusalem 141 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 2: or yeah from Yeah. 142 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 4: I heard, I've heard where he's from. I've heard he 143 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 4: kicked around there for a little bit. 144 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 1: I have to consult. 145 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 3: My nap Jesus around the way guy. 146 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: It's on that map inside the Bible. Yeah, one of 147 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: those towns. 148 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 4: And I think it should just be left than Argyll 149 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 4: and it should be just an immediate right on Franklin. 150 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 1: Everything looks so different, it does. What is that giant 151 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: building that's a hotel? Okay? 152 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 5: You? 153 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 4: Oh, is that what you were looking at Yes, I 154 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 4: thought that was a hotel, but I'm wrong. That's just 155 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 4: a regular building. No, dank, here's a restaurant. The hotel 156 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 4: is that's a kipton? Are they ever ever? 157 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow, that looks nice. 158 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 7: Actually it's nice for this area. 159 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,319 Speaker 3: Look what's over there across the street. 160 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: Yep? 161 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 2: A church? 162 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: Sure, yep. 163 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 3: Now we're going to see him everywhere? 164 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, not gonna know every church. 165 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 1: I went to. There was like a comedy festival in 166 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: a town, the town that Johnny Carson was from, and 167 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 1: there was later really a church on every street, maybe 168 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:07,559 Speaker 1: a town of fifteen thousand people, and they had hundreds 169 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,439 Speaker 1: of churches. 170 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 4: I wonder if they have a bark to get people. 171 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: Oh, I think they're I think they're packed. I was 172 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: disqualified from the competition because oh wait, I said, shit, no, no, 173 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: that that that's yeah. Yeah yeah, this was in Norfolk. 174 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:33,439 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, everyone there called at Norfolk or north Fork, 175 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: but it was spelled Norfolk. What state it begins with an? 176 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,679 Speaker 1: And I I don't know a lot of corn. I 177 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: think it was perhaps Indiana. 178 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 4: Indiana, Yeah, yeah, like it was, that makes sense. 179 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're from there, I'm sorry, I don't recall 180 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: all I saw was that I was driven to that 181 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: town and then. 182 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 4: Easier to just stay straight and then take the next 183 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 4: little like side street. 184 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, but it was one of those situations where 185 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,719 Speaker 1: they did not, Oh, let's do it. I love a 186 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: back allegant. It's a same Is it like a speakeasy? 187 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 4: Oh no, it's just it's just an easier way to 188 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 4: get it. I wish it was. It was grimy and gross, 189 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,360 Speaker 4: but now it's it's I just like pretty it eventful. Yeah, 190 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 4: this is Franklin. There's nothing going on this part of now. 191 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 2: This is not the donut shop where Ariana Grande touched 192 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 2: her tongue to one of the donuts. 193 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 3: Is it remember when she did that? 194 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:35,040 Speaker 4: Did she do that? I don't know if it's this one. 195 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 3: It was so long ago. 196 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 2: They just hit me where it was like pre COVID 197 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 2: pre I don't even know. But she was standing in 198 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 2: a donut shop and she just leap forward and went 199 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 2: like a little lizard and touched her tongue to one 200 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,760 Speaker 2: of the donuts and then like got caught on video 201 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 2: doing it. 202 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,319 Speaker 4: I think it's all right here. I think Chapel Road 203 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 4: worked at a donut friend really no way, Yeah, like 204 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,200 Speaker 4: a decade ago, and then she. 205 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 3: Is so gigantic right here here. 206 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 4: That's why car. And there's some parking. 207 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: Oh, here's the donut ballet. 208 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 3: Are you the donut king? 209 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 4: Oh? It's popular right now it is. We can pop 210 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,360 Speaker 4: out and back in. 211 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,960 Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it. Can I do this? 212 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 4: Yeah? 213 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: I got the guy with headphones. It's gonna come yell 214 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: at us. 215 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 4: But I think so this seems like there's something else 216 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 4: going on. 217 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's okay. Yeah, maybe it's a walkway. 218 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 2: And I'm do you think I could get through these 219 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 2: two things and get into the parking. 220 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: Part of me wants to maybe, are there. 221 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,319 Speaker 3: Should we just park here? 222 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean you can risk it. You don't care 223 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,320 Speaker 1: about this fucking car. 224 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 2: That's very true, that's very true. But my thing is, 225 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 2: do you think there's a thing here? 226 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: I don't think so. But the only way of knowing 227 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 1: is if we slowly, slowly roll forward. 228 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, there is the thing in the way. 229 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this this is this has all the makings 230 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: of success. 231 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 4: Well, the car will yell you see. 232 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was read for that poll. But we're like, 233 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: oh and now look at us. That guy took his 234 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 1: headphones off and slow clapped in all my years of 235 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: donut valeting, a job I invented. 236 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 4: He was just upset that we're taking so long. 237 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like fucking hurry it up. 238 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,119 Speaker 1: You wished we were more sure of ourselves. 239 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 3: Should we go in? 240 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 4: There? We go in. 241 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 3: I will stay back and watch the nice thank you. 242 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 1: Oh will stay back as well. I got my sugar 243 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 1: fixed from this beauty. 244 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 2: We'll get you, We'll get you. 245 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,319 Speaker 1: Oh A surprised. 246 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 4: I think that's yeah. It's probably should sing you happy 247 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 4: birthday for your donut birthday. I'll be so off key, 248 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 4: you'd be so fun. 249 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 1: It's the one song that says fun to hear as 250 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: it is to sing the Royalty Free Jam. 251 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 3: That was a huge fart. 252 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,559 Speaker 1: Yeah did you say fart? 253 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 2: I was genuinely disappointed, enough so that I grabbed Solomon's 254 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 2: jacket and pulled on. 255 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 1: Why are they closed? 256 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 4: They closed? They have a time that close? 257 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 3: They closed at five? 258 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,839 Speaker 2: Oh okay, I mean I guess donuts it's early morning game, right, Yeah, 259 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,360 Speaker 2: I know, but. 260 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 4: It's like it's it's Los Angeles. Don't should be like 261 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,120 Speaker 4: a twenty four hour Yeah? 262 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,840 Speaker 1: Let us let us have something in this chaos. 263 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,680 Speaker 2: Let us have our themes. 264 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 4: But yeah they have. They have really good cake donuts. 265 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 4: That's why I love them so much. 266 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 3: What's your best favorite donut? 267 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 4: I love an old fashion Yes, I like just an 268 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 4: old fashioned santard glaze. 269 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: Yes, dence, yeah. 270 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,200 Speaker 2: Me too, or that's my truly my number one donate 271 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 2: old fashioned glaze. 272 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 4: And then follow up with apple fitter. Yes, I want 273 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 4: a hockey puck of a donut. 274 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've tried because I like the way 275 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: they look. It reminds me of the Simpsons or whatever. 276 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: The pink glazed with sprinkles, Oh yeah, and it's no, 277 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: I always regret it. I wish I had gotten a 278 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,440 Speaker 1: standard glazed I see. 279 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 4: For me, like, I'm only gonna eat one, so I'm 280 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 4: gonna do the one that feels like that, like I'm 281 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 4: full afterwards. 282 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: Right, but not one with bacon on it. Something happened 283 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 1: with me and donuts in Portland maple and bacon. Yeah, bro, 284 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: you don't want a sugar hamburger donut? 285 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 4: No? 286 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 6: Like? 287 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 4: Also like, do I need a pull bowl of cereal 288 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 4: on top of my donut? Right? 289 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,600 Speaker 1: Soggy? 290 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 4: And that was also like especially that for some couple 291 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 4: times I did, I was broke. So that's all I 292 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 4: ate for like two days, Yeah, a pie. 293 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 3: Donut? 294 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: Right, there was no eating an a venue and you 295 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,880 Speaker 1: just would pay attention to being somewhere and then oh 296 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: yeah there. I guess there would be pizza. But all 297 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 1: we ate for four days was pizza and donuts. 298 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 4: Oh, I think there was one time, because there was 299 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 4: always somebody selling edibles, so it was all I had 300 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 4: was donuts that day, an edible, oh, half of an edible, 301 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 4: like I was told to do yes, And then it 302 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 4: was an energy drink that was sponsoring I was having 303 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 4: any drinks mixed with vodka, and I'm I offered the 304 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 4: other half of my edible somebody else and they said no, 305 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 4: and in my brain it became a cookie again, and 306 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,960 Speaker 4: I hate the whole thing. Oh my poor roommate at 307 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 4: Bridgetown conr Fessel I woke rab at four. I was like, well, 308 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 4: guess who has to go to the hospital because you 309 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 4: think they're having a full panic attack right now. Yeah, 310 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 4: that was an amazing comedian in Chicago. 311 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, those that was such a nostalgic. I mean I 312 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,760 Speaker 1: am nostalgic for all those Bridge towns, but it was 313 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: everyone on their worst behavior. 314 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,479 Speaker 4: Oh yes, it. 315 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: Was Hey we're all going to a strip club. Here's 316 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 1: where the booze is. That's the most important part. That's 317 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 1: the first announcement at any venue. Yeah, and I I 318 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: was overdoing it always. 319 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 4: I fell asleep halfway through introducing Janine Garofalo, really for 320 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,040 Speaker 4: half a second, and I woke up and I blamed 321 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 4: it on nerves. But it was fully I was fully asleep. 322 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 4: It was a three hour show too, after like being 323 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 4: wasted for three days straight. 324 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 2: Were you the host I was hosting. 325 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 4: I was hosting a three hour show on the last day, 326 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 4: and it was like three days of partying. And I 327 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 4: just halfway through. I'm so excited to tach your next comic. Like, 328 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 4: so I'm nervous. 329 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 1: That has to be at first. I don't think any 330 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: comic has ever fallen asleep on the stage. 331 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 4: Oh no, that's never happened. I mean. 332 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 2: But also the end, it truly is such a marathon 333 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 2: of social is like organized socializing and working. So it's 334 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:20,360 Speaker 2: like all the time in the daytime when the comics 335 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 2: aren't performing, they are being kind of like everybody meet here, 336 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,120 Speaker 2: everybody do this thing, everybody do that, And of course, 337 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,359 Speaker 2: of course you're gonna want to like drink and do 338 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,600 Speaker 2: drugs during the day because it's the ultimate, like, look 339 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 2: at us, we're doing our thing together. 340 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're at a cafe that has coffee and a 341 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: dozen cats. 342 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. 343 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,439 Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, we 344 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 4: have to go do shows now. 345 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 2: Yeah what a bummer. 346 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, we all have to go to perform. Oh. In 347 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,440 Speaker 4: our worst date, I I think it was Greg Edwards. 348 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 4: It was a small town comedy festival. We all got 349 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 4: so wasted and he was so funny, but he forgot 350 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,720 Speaker 4: that he just did a joke, and he did it 351 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 4: immediately afterwards again and everyone clearly is like laughing their 352 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,360 Speaker 4: asses off, and he's very confused while people were laughing 353 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 4: at the primis that is just he just did the 354 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 4: joke high. I think that was just drunk right, probably Stone, 355 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 4: but not much. 356 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 1: I did that all the time, and I realized now 357 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,560 Speaker 1: that I'm not drinking, it's like, but that's one of 358 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,159 Speaker 1: the things that has gone away. Oh yeah, I'm not 359 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: going to ever tell the same joke in the same set, 360 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 1: but back to back, that's. 361 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 4: That's it was hilarious. I've only I've only done I've 362 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 4: only did stand up Stone once and that was the 363 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 4: last time, Like, and I don't even drink anymore before sets. Yeah, 364 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 4: it's just, yeah. 365 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,240 Speaker 3: It's so hard. 366 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 2: It really is so much harder when you are compromised, 367 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,360 Speaker 2: but especially when you're stoned, Like I just I did 368 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 2: it once. I think there was a show where you 369 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 2: had to get high beforehand, Yes, and you just certainly 370 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,840 Speaker 2: like you kind of just don't know where you are, right. 371 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 4: I did that. I did a show where you like, 372 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,960 Speaker 4: you do the sober set and then you do the stones, 373 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,199 Speaker 4: and then I did a stone set. I'm like, it 374 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 4: was only five minutes, but the way those five minutes 375 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 4: became an hour and a half. Yeah, And I'm like, 376 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 4: and I don't know if I was bombing, but it's 377 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 4: time moved so slowly that laughter wasn't happening fast to 378 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,719 Speaker 4: feel good and not have the thousands. 379 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,399 Speaker 2: You couldn't get the waves on you quickly enough to 380 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 2: make up for it. 381 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: It was proven. There was some UCB show and granted 382 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: they were doing like improv, but there was a high 383 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,200 Speaker 1: group on weed. There was a group that did mushrooms, 384 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,199 Speaker 1: and then a drunk group, and the drunk group was 385 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 1: by far the funniest. Yeah, like everyone else was going 386 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 1: through this, you know, they're petting each other's faces. But yeah, 387 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: it was like an advertisement. 388 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 4: I think the only bit I remember saying is marijuana 389 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 4: makes your stone. I literally just said that, Like, what 390 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:53,720 Speaker 4: are you doing? 391 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 2: I'm working on this. Hold let me get through it, 392 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,120 Speaker 2: let me get to it. I loved the post all 393 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,600 Speaker 2: the shows because I think everybody felt very I felt 394 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 2: very like, oh I hope I do well was I 395 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 2: was really tight into like not eating it because it 396 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,199 Speaker 2: was like, we're all being so cool and social, but 397 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 2: you can't show up to like the big warehouse party 398 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 2: at the end of the night having had like either 399 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,600 Speaker 2: a medium. 400 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,120 Speaker 3: Or shitty set. 401 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 402 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 3: Right, So I was extra. 403 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 2: Kind of keyed up about that. And then by the 404 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 2: time we got to that end of night party, I 405 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,720 Speaker 2: was just like, this is the best party of all times, 406 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 2: because it was like, truly I was exhausted. 407 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:37,159 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I just remember Andy Kindler being at the 408 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,399 Speaker 1: dance party and were there not balloons with his face 409 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: on them? 410 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 4: Kids, I'm very bad at remembering details. 411 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, I just have the most random detailed things. 412 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: But I just remember him dancing so happy among balloons 413 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,400 Speaker 1: with his face on them, and then every and then 414 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaker 1: you know. 415 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 4: I hope that happens more than a says life. 416 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 3: Yes, for real. 417 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,920 Speaker 1: I think that's why I appreciated it is because it 418 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 1: will never and has not happened to him ever, won 419 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 1: if it was his like birthday or I wish I 420 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,920 Speaker 1: knew why there is the balloons. 421 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 2: Also, honestly, I hope I brought my normal glasses because 422 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,360 Speaker 2: it's too dark for sunglasses. 423 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 3: Now I look like Robert. 424 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:26,239 Speaker 1: Evans The Kids Stays. I still don't know. All I 425 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,800 Speaker 1: know is there's a movie called The Kid Stays in 426 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: the picture and it's about him. That's all I know 427 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: about him. 428 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 4: I do not know no more than I do. 429 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, Robert Evans what he did. 430 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 3: He's a big movie producers. 431 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 4: And it sounds deadly what I'm saying, deadly familiar. That nothing, 432 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 4: It sounds very familiar. 433 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, deadly, deadly, deadly familiar. 434 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 4: I recognize so well that I died. 435 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. 436 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 3: Now I'm dead. 437 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,920 Speaker 4: He related too hard. 438 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:05,160 Speaker 1: There was a I worked a club in Boise, Idaho 439 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: once and showed up a day early, and there was 440 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,040 Speaker 1: a comic that was popular at the time. He was 441 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,639 Speaker 1: a hypnotist comic Jay medicine hat. He was a native 442 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:20,159 Speaker 1: of an American comic and he was on stage. I 443 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: showed up after this had happened, but he collapsed on stage. Oh, 444 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 1: paramedics showed up. He had had a heart attack. They 445 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: I think brought him back to a fib. I don't 446 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 1: know if they paddled him, but he not for being naughty, 447 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: I mean with electricity. And he came back and then 448 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 1: did twenty more minutes. No wow, Yeah, he would not 449 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,400 Speaker 1: get off stage, and he put another audience member under 450 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 1: and like was still able to do it. 451 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,400 Speaker 4: Look, so these clubs don't pay you if you don't 452 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 4: do it right. 453 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, they told me I had to do it over 454 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,480 Speaker 1: forty five. 455 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 4: I've got to do it no matter what. 456 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,239 Speaker 3: Do you know, I have to pay for this ambulance. 457 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: Totally, Like that's exactly what I would be thinking. Oh man, 458 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 1: I have to take five hundred dollars out of my chat. Yes, 459 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 1: christ I don't think. I think he was a hard hand. 460 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 4: I have skipped out on a lot of medical bills 461 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,320 Speaker 4: in my life, and I'm out to do it again. Yeah, 462 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 4: because FI, they can't bother you, that's right. If they 463 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,879 Speaker 4: take into collections against the rules, they can't have access 464 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,680 Speaker 4: to your medical information. 465 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, second party collectors are illegal and so you don't 466 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 2: have to pay them. 467 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 4: Yep. 468 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,399 Speaker 1: Has this always been the case? 469 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 4: Yep? 470 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,640 Speaker 2: I just read about it on like or heard about 471 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 2: it on TikTok a year ago or so. 472 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,720 Speaker 4: I literally I'm all my all, Like, all the damage 473 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 4: I did in my twenties was all because I don't 474 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,640 Speaker 4: have any sooner loan debt. I just only had credit debt. 475 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,919 Speaker 4: I just waited it out. Oh that's I just waited 476 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 4: seven years and it all went away. 477 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,640 Speaker 1: I think I'm doing it accidentally by never picking up the. 478 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 4: Phone when I told him. I told him to put 479 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,359 Speaker 4: me on the no call list sometimes, yeah, like what 480 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 4: are they gonna do? Like if they can find your job, 481 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 4: they can garnish your wages. But I was like a 482 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,720 Speaker 4: stand up comic doing temp work. Good book, Yeah. 483 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 3: You're invited to find me. 484 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,239 Speaker 1: I have had doctor's call and be like, hey, I 485 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,959 Speaker 1: don't want to send you to collections, but can you 486 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,199 Speaker 1: please pay this last bill? And when that happens, I'm like, 487 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 1: all right, put me on a payment plan. But I 488 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,640 Speaker 1: did not know that I could ignore collections. This is new. 489 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 4: Medical bills, right, Yeah, they have no they have they 490 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 4: have no right to your medical information. 491 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 2: I had a seizure and my friend took me to 492 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,879 Speaker 2: Cedar Sinai and place work right and I had no insurance, 493 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 2: so they were immediately bundled me up and got me 494 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,399 Speaker 2: out of there. But I did They did say I 495 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 2: owed them seven grand for being in their emergency room. 496 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,199 Speaker 2: And they would call me and I would just be like, 497 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 2: you can call me all you want. I literally have 498 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,720 Speaker 2: zero dollars in my bank. 499 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 3: So I don't know. 500 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,120 Speaker 2: You keep calling, do whatever you want. I will never 501 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 2: pay you. I can't pay you. And they just stop calling. 502 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,320 Speaker 1: Right. Oh wow, No, I'm very much. 503 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 4: If you're in your twenties, you want to make a 504 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 4: much mistakes, just go off the grid for seven years. 505 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:09,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish someone. I wish there was a class. 506 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: There's In high school, I took a class called prep 507 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 1: for Life, and I thought I would have information about taxes, 508 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 1: how to get a job. It was home ac. They 509 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: tell you to like bake, but there's so many it is. 510 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,840 Speaker 1: If you're you know, without clothes or a place to live, 511 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 1: it's important to know how to make an upside down bunt. 512 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 1: But I I seriously like when I moved here, I 513 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: ran out of money immediately and I paid my rent 514 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: with a credit card. Like that's classically the worst thing. Yeah, 515 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,200 Speaker 1: you gotta be careful though with the I someone told 516 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: me because I had a fever and I was in 517 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 1: the middle of shooting some very bad MTV thing. I 518 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: was like a neighbor that had nun chucks. It was 519 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,280 Speaker 1: a a show where they would took these kids and 520 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: move them into a house. It was called the Seventies House. 521 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 4: I know, Natasha, Yeah, Nasha, Yeah, I remember that. 522 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: So I was like a neighbor. 523 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 4: Yes. 524 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,919 Speaker 1: They would like quiz them, like, hey, pop quiz and 525 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,159 Speaker 1: it was questions about the seventies. But whoever lost I 526 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 1: had to kick off the show and then they cried 527 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: because they were they didn't get money that week. And 528 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,919 Speaker 1: I'm like, it had me so stressed out that I 529 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: was used as an actual tool in the gaming part 530 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: of it. 531 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,720 Speaker 4: Proud of what you were doing. That was that was 532 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 4: the heyday of Like I'm not like a current reality 533 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 4: TV show watcher because I loved reality TV show of 534 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,400 Speaker 4: that era so much. Yeah, I'm currently watching Flavor of Love. 535 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 4: I just watched the first season, season two. It is 536 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 4: the things they just allowed back then. Yes, nothing will 537 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 4: love like for me, it will always be the swam 538 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 4: will always be the most insane thing of all times. 539 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, wan made me feel like the world was ended. 540 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 3: It wasn't. It was pure insane. 541 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 4: It was like it was like how many like eight 542 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 4: women or four? Yeah, and then like it was like 543 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,360 Speaker 4: months of healing from class of surgery and then oh god, beauty. 544 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 2: Pageant they reveal the beauty pageant reveal that was. And 545 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,479 Speaker 2: then there was an article I read after the fact 546 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 2: where those women basically all almost to a person, broke 547 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,360 Speaker 2: up with their husbands, basically were like I'm hot now 548 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,119 Speaker 2: I'm going to fuck whoever. They went into like a 549 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,959 Speaker 2: world of where they were hot women basically socializing and 550 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 2: it all fell apart, and the people who produced them 551 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 2: on that show and changed their faces and changed their lives. 552 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,560 Speaker 3: They would call them afterwards like I don't my. 553 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 2: Husband won't talk to me anymore, and I blah blah blah, 554 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 2: and I got I got an STD and did it. 555 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 2: And these producers were like, we have fucked these women 556 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 2: and their lives like a minute. 557 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 4: There was also because like the I forget, I think 558 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,919 Speaker 4: people forgot, like Extreme Makeover Home edition. There was that 559 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 4: insane plastic surgery one where it was a guy and 560 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 4: a girl they got a bunch of plastigery and then 561 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,120 Speaker 4: went out a date with each other. 562 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 3: Oh wow for Extreme Home Makeovers. 563 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,360 Speaker 4: No, that was initial Extreme. That was Extreme Makeover. Oh 564 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,439 Speaker 4: the first the first iteration of it was this plastic 565 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 4: surgery reality show. And then out of nowhere they go 566 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 4: and we'll do a home one and. 567 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,680 Speaker 2: We'll do home on so that there's not so much 568 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 2: psychological impact. 569 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,120 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we're going to fix the damage we did 570 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 4: off of this one season of TV by doing fifteen 571 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 4: seasons of being nice. 572 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. 573 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 5: Yeah. 574 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: There is a guest that was a judge on that 575 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: the plastic surgery mine. You just meant and I jokingly said, oh, 576 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,719 Speaker 1: I've always wanted to have a butt gin and he's like, 577 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: I can do that for you. Do you want to 578 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,440 Speaker 1: be on this show? And I'm like, I don't really want. 579 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to really want to, but Gen, He's like, 580 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,480 Speaker 1: all we'd have to do is this and this. But 581 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: he told me that the pieces of plastic are blue, 582 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: so you'd have blue plastic attached to your skull somewhere 583 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: I don't know why it's blue. 584 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, somewhere it's yeah, you. 585 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 1: Know, yeah to do the buttch and they actually do. 586 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 3: Oh I thought you said so what Oh? 587 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,920 Speaker 4: I said somewhere somewhere. 588 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, they hide it. It's a guessing game. Guess where 589 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: we put the figure it out. I was almost on it, but. 590 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna get something done. I don't know what yet. 591 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, I why not? That was like, I want to 592 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 1: be sleek. 593 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 2: I got my I got a bluffer of plasty. I 594 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 2: got my eyes done because in my family, hooded eyelids 595 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,040 Speaker 2: or like start when you're like forty five, and in 596 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 2: the last like two or three years, they were they 597 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 2: just dropped like I couldn't wear eyeshadow anymore, and I could, 598 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 2: like my eyes. I looked tired all the time, and 599 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? And then basically my 600 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 2: sister was like, mom got that done when she was 601 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 2: like fifty. 602 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,440 Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, then I'm fucking getting it. 603 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 4: Should I have had eyes? And and some of you 604 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 4: does drag every once in a while. It's it is 605 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 4: I don't like the liner disappearing. Yes, like you do 606 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,160 Speaker 4: all that work to do your cat ie and and okay, 607 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 4: Like it's just it's just extra skin right here. 608 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 3: Extra skin right there. 609 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,080 Speaker 2: And also the way they can do it these days, 610 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 2: because everything is so advanced. 611 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 3: You just don't even know anybody did it right? 612 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 4: Why have li suction? You did? It was like a 613 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 4: six week recovery and then I was just was it painful? No? No, 614 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 4: Like it was like because they give you like I 615 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,320 Speaker 4: think oxycoton or something like along the line. So I 616 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 4: didn't feel anything. 617 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 7: They all like three days, like I don't wear I 618 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,080 Speaker 7: don't like, ok, it's because it's they just actually there's 619 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 7: like there's like where there's multiple a lot of places. 620 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 4: There's like one under my belly button. Then there's like 621 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 4: four like six other like tiny incisions that they pulled from. Wow. 622 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,520 Speaker 1: And then you're sore or you were probably pre Like. 623 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 4: You're sore, you're like wearing a nice little corset year 624 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,720 Speaker 4: guts and oh yeah. 625 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 2: Were you at like a medspa or did you dude 626 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 2: it like a hospital. 627 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 4: I went to like this hospital. It was it's like 628 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 4: the surgery like took like thirty minutes. Yeah, I was 629 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 4: out same day, So crazy. 630 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: That place tod chase you down for the bill for sure. 631 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,880 Speaker 4: The money was upfront. It's like a mobby with taxic surgery. 632 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,240 Speaker 4: I don't want to see the cash in front. Maybe 633 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 4: hopefully in a briefcase. 634 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 3: H they're trusting no person. 635 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, well they offer financial like stuff, but I was like, 636 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,160 Speaker 4: I can I can do this right right? 637 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, makes you I feel like with something 638 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,719 Speaker 1: like that, I would want to pay, like just for 639 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: the like, I don't want to cut corners. 640 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,840 Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, I was the best guy. 641 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: Want some free lace of guy surgery? No, I definitely 642 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: want to pay full price. 643 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want, you know, I want to just 644 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,360 Speaker 4: go and tack on a little more just to make 645 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 4: sure that you're it's my eyeballs. 646 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to cut corners. 647 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 4: Yeah. 648 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. The time that I did the mistake you were 649 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,479 Speaker 1: talking about where I went into repeatedly went into an 650 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,160 Speaker 1: er because someone in there said we need to monitor 651 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: your blood over a series of days, so multiple just 652 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: me not knowing, multiple er visits at Kaiser Permanent day 653 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,600 Speaker 1: and they it was so many thousands of dollars and 654 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,760 Speaker 1: I called almost crying because I'm like this will end me. 655 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 1: And they said, well, you can apply for our our 656 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,360 Speaker 1: financial aid. They might help you out, so I it 657 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 1: was the old timy days. I wrote a handwritten with 658 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,959 Speaker 1: a feather quill and said, please, I'm a comedian. I 659 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 1: don't have just a sub story. And then they wrote back. 660 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: I got a letter and said, okay, we covered it, 661 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,080 Speaker 1: all of it. Wow, to where I felt like, oh, 662 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: I just worked the system meant for someone in more 663 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: need than me. I'm like, I didn't want. I didn't 664 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: want all of it, you know what I mean? 665 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 4: But yeah, I got it. 666 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 1: I was the only one that wrote a letter that month. 667 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,800 Speaker 4: Maybe you got you got the you gotta you got 668 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 4: the one insurance person on a good day. 669 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 2: Yes, exactly one, the one caring like they probably. 670 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,160 Speaker 4: Got fired afterwards. 671 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,800 Speaker 1: Who who would have thought this episode would have all 672 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:21,120 Speaker 1: these raids reviews the American healthcare system? Well, I got 673 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: a free ride back in two thousand and four. 674 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 4: At this point, if people need to find ways to 675 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 4: rig the system, yeah for sure, I'm happy to help. 676 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 5: Yeah. 677 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that though. 678 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 2: That's really that's good takeaway for a podcast, is like, 679 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,120 Speaker 2: are you suffering under a medical debt? 680 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 4: Yeah? 681 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,520 Speaker 3: Just ignore it? 682 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 4: Yeah. Also just light of the government. It's fun. Yeah, 683 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 4: there's too many of us to figure out which ones slide? 684 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, I learned from someone uh that rear 685 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: ended me and just they simply didn't pick up the phone. 686 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: If someone's calling you and you don't know who it is, 687 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: maybe they'll leave a message, but just don't pick up 688 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: the phone. 689 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 4: I haven't picked up the phone in ten years. 690 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,880 Speaker 3: You're right, for real. 691 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm also realizing that's what's happened to me with chill business. 692 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,080 Speaker 4: There are drawbacks, sure, yeah, yeah, a lot of people 693 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,000 Speaker 4: are answering the mine. 694 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:24,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, last minute comics on TV. I don't answer those either. 695 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,840 Speaker 1: That's a fancy hotel for dogs, Yes, for dogs only. 696 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 1: It used to be a late night place for sex 697 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: and not because. 698 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 4: It still is. 699 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,720 Speaker 3: It's it depends. 700 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,600 Speaker 1: I when I first moved here, I there was a 701 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,319 Speaker 1: guy punching a late I just had moved here and 702 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: I had I'm like, oh what, I didn't know this city, 703 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: and I went in there. I'm like chasing after him. 704 00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,799 Speaker 1: And that was the place where the cops showed up 705 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: and said, use that phrase you've used, that's not a 706 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,239 Speaker 1: legit and not a legitimate person or whatever, And I'm like, 707 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,720 Speaker 1: did you just say that's heard it on like crime docs? 708 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,880 Speaker 2: Some sort of inside yace lingo where they it's like 709 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,960 Speaker 2: end something somebody rod. 710 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,680 Speaker 1: He yelled at me for calling the cops that he 711 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 1: said that was a pimp and his employee, And I'm like, 712 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 1: where have I moved? I don't want to live here. 713 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 4: But it's sorry. 714 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360 Speaker 2: You have to explain what you mean with a place 715 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,840 Speaker 2: for late night sex and you're pointing to a building 716 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,360 Speaker 2: on the pilot, right, It's. 717 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,359 Speaker 4: Just it's nice. 718 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,360 Speaker 1: It's a yeah, it's like an hourly hotel for set you. 719 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,279 Speaker 4: Right. 720 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:49,080 Speaker 1: I didn't know. 721 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,919 Speaker 2: That it's like a car right, the bathroom in a bar. 722 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I was just saying, hey, don't punch 723 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,040 Speaker 1: your friend, but it was a whole different situation. And 724 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,800 Speaker 1: then the cop yelled at me. It's just a terrible 725 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,479 Speaker 1: thing for it to be my first, like day. 726 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,320 Speaker 4: I feel like LA likes to do that to you. 727 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,719 Speaker 4: If you're a transplant. LA is like, I'm gonna show 728 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:17,919 Speaker 4: you truly the toughest month of your life, okay, guy. 729 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 3: For thirty eight months in a row. 730 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 4: I think, like my second day here, I went to 731 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 4: take the bus for the first time and there was 732 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 4: a guy just scooping the ship out of his pants 733 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,680 Speaker 4: to the garbage. Yeah. I was like, okay, maybe I'm 734 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,479 Speaker 4: gonna go to the next bus. 735 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,000 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I should have started with Seattle. Oh 736 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 1: you are from Seattle. 737 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:34,640 Speaker 4: I'm Seattle. 738 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: Yeah that's where I started. Yeah. 739 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,880 Speaker 4: You were there the year Cobaine killed himself. Wow, And 740 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 4: I was like, oh, white people are very sad. Yeah, 741 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,720 Speaker 4: I got so what's this music? What's it about? 742 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,640 Speaker 1: Wow? That was ninety ninety three, ninety. 743 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,720 Speaker 3: Four, Okay, that's the year I moved here. 744 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,760 Speaker 4: Yeah year I was. I was some mean teen in Seattle. 745 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 1: Was but you how many places did you move around to? 746 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 4: As Because we came to America when I was like four, 747 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 4: from Sudan and we lived in Saint Louis, Missouri for 748 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,279 Speaker 4: a couple of years. We hated that. Then we moved 749 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 4: to Frenst of California for seven years and we hated that, okay, 750 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 4: and then Seattle. I was in Seattle for like sixteen 751 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 4: years that I mean, sat went there, and then I 752 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,840 Speaker 4: came here. I try to live here for this is 753 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 4: three times to try to live here. The first time 754 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 4: I was like a teenage run away when I was 755 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 4: seventeen in nineteen eighty nine. Oh wow, and I ran 756 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,040 Speaker 4: out of money and stayed in like shelters, including one 757 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:36,040 Speaker 4: for like sex workers under the age of eighteen. Yeah, 758 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,520 Speaker 4: and I wasn't one, but she could tell that, Oh, 759 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,399 Speaker 4: this is a closet homosexual, these girls will fine around. 760 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, get in here. 761 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,839 Speaker 4: And then I went back home. And then I came 762 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,719 Speaker 4: back again when I was like twenty four in two 763 00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,759 Speaker 4: thousand and six, and I was like the like the 764 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 4: vague idea of becoming famous but not having anything, like 765 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,600 Speaker 4: nothing attached to it, right, just a dream. Yeah, And 766 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,839 Speaker 4: then I like I got I got, I was going, 767 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,920 Speaker 4: I was leaving akbar to go to my house and 768 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,720 Speaker 4: it's over like and I got mugged like two houses down. 769 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: From my own with with a gun or a knife 770 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: with a gun. 771 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,920 Speaker 4: It was two guys. Oh, and like it was a 772 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 4: big guy and it was a tiny guy behind him 773 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440 Speaker 4: was like a very like Russian doll. 774 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,640 Speaker 1: Wow. 775 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 4: But like I had all like pick because I just 776 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,319 Speaker 4: got a new jobs, like all my documents are on 777 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,880 Speaker 4: me oh shit, and my cell phone side just like 778 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,920 Speaker 4: I went back home Seattle again and then I started 779 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,879 Speaker 4: to stand up the next year and then five years 780 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 4: later I came back and this city stuck with me. 781 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,200 Speaker 2: And and you're looking for that big guy and that 782 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 2: little guy. 783 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,760 Speaker 4: Honestly, they were they did a great job. They were efficient, 784 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,759 Speaker 4: they were fast. It took like less than ten seconds, right. 785 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were just like give us your bag. 786 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like give us everything. And I'm like sure, sure, 787 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,160 Speaker 4: lud love. 788 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 2: To and did you did you try to say can 789 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,240 Speaker 2: you please at least just give me my papers? 790 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,320 Speaker 4: Oh? I just feel like it's a weird time to negotiate. 791 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I. 792 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 4: Don't really think. Yeah, you are so right. Unfortunately I'm 793 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:10,919 Speaker 4: not great improblem. This is the year before you start 794 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,719 Speaker 4: doing stand ups. I'm not wasn't there yet. 795 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:20,520 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that is my last stick. Oh man ship. Yeah. 796 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: That the times I've been mugged, it seemed very casual 797 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 1: and did that just happen kind of a situation, it's not. 798 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I remember like that night I went and 799 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 4: met up with a few friends. It was like still 800 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,080 Speaker 4: a time, like a lot of people getting mugged in 801 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,920 Speaker 4: like sort of lake. And I went to Spaceland and 802 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 4: me and my friend spoke cigarets and everybody told me 803 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 4: their story about getting ugged. 804 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,280 Speaker 3: Wow. 805 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,879 Speaker 1: Everyone, Yeah, mine, I don't know if it's mugged if 806 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,160 Speaker 1: it's like it's been my idea, Hey do you want money? 807 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:54,719 Speaker 1: Like yeah, well that and our interaction because uh, maybe 808 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,759 Speaker 1: you were just showing me your gun and covering it up, 809 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: uh like communication. 810 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 4: And you're too worried that there was a gun that 811 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,560 Speaker 4: you're right. 812 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 1: You know what. 813 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,440 Speaker 4: I don't want to be rude. 814 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,480 Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, hello. 815 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,000 Speaker 4: I don't assume that you don't have a gun, because 816 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,080 Speaker 4: that was just mean of me. 817 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 5: No. 818 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,480 Speaker 1: I had a guy who showed me his gun and 819 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,080 Speaker 1: then he didn't say anything, and so I took over 820 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'll give you. How about I give 821 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,319 Speaker 1: you some money. I don't have a lot, And then 822 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,600 Speaker 1: he walked away. I'm like, did I just maybe I 823 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,480 Speaker 1: mugged myself. Yes, it's very bizarre, like you. 824 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,960 Speaker 4: Kind of have to like wait for them to request 825 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,040 Speaker 4: things you shouldn't offer us. 826 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,640 Speaker 1: Right, I know what. I just wanted to end the 827 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,240 Speaker 1: weird thing that was happening. 828 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,279 Speaker 4: If somebody just showed me the gun and doesn't tell 829 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 4: me exactly what, I'd be like, I have a daven 830 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 4: Buster's car. 831 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean. 832 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,839 Speaker 2: That, because that is the thing of a person that's 833 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,839 Speaker 2: like I don't even know what I'm trying to do, 834 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,160 Speaker 2: and I have a gun. That's bad situation. 835 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 4: These guys had give me everything, and I'm like, and 836 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,640 Speaker 4: I was wearing skinny jeans so they could see everything, right, right, 837 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,719 Speaker 4: that was the curse of skinny jeans. I'm very glad 838 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,880 Speaker 4: that we walked back out of that because now no 839 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,279 Speaker 4: one knows what's in my pockets. 840 00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:00,799 Speaker 3: That's right. 841 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,759 Speaker 4: Oh you can see my fucking cell phone from a 842 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,280 Speaker 4: mile away back then, God damn it, especially the flip 843 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 4: phones oh. 844 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,279 Speaker 2: Sticking out like double yeah. 845 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,160 Speaker 4: Oh, and my poor ankles. I'm so I'm glad I'm 846 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:12,919 Speaker 4: that era. 847 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,640 Speaker 2: I read an article though lately, or like a headline 848 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 2: where it was like our skinny Jean's back, and I 849 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,880 Speaker 2: was just like, why do we do this to ourselves? 850 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's fun. It's still it's still fun. I 851 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,960 Speaker 4: feel well. I'm also the wall of gray thing now, 852 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 4: was like after like forty why, like right, why am 853 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,640 Speaker 4: I even trying to tip my toes into anything? Yeah, 854 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,640 Speaker 4: it's none of my business anymore. They're not talking to me. 855 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,800 Speaker 4: It's not about our skinny te's back. No, they don't 856 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,799 Speaker 4: worry about it. You're a ghost sit up. 857 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,640 Speaker 3: Not for you. 858 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,920 Speaker 4: No one cares what you're awarreing. 859 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 3: Just put this apron on and sit down. 860 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,280 Speaker 4: Just make sure no ite can see your loose nipples. 861 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,600 Speaker 4: It was happy. 862 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I think I've just resorted to like I'm 863 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,719 Speaker 1: gonna just wear what I wore when I was at 864 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:04,440 Speaker 1: my happiest and some dressed like an early nineties skateboarder 865 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:04,959 Speaker 1: all that time. 866 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,399 Speaker 4: I'm just like, I just buy a bunch of soft 867 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,399 Speaker 4: shirts and jeans in those colors. Yeah, Like that makes 868 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,799 Speaker 4: me feel so good, buying something in every color and 869 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 4: being like, this is what I'm gonna wear for the 870 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:15,920 Speaker 4: next two months. 871 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,720 Speaker 3: This is the plan. 872 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, just different color, like a pill box for the week. 873 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 4: It's just yeah, it's just it's just all just been 874 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,600 Speaker 4: narrowed down to the very basics of a wardrobe. 875 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,640 Speaker 2: I really do think quarantine boiled things, really boiled things 876 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 2: down for people in that way where it's just like, 877 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,880 Speaker 2: I'm definitely not going back out of soft pants if 878 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,520 Speaker 2: I got to live in them for two years. 879 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,960 Speaker 3: And felt this like truly overjoyed. 880 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,799 Speaker 2: In being it's like putting on jeans like, oh. 881 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,439 Speaker 3: It's like a pain. 882 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,440 Speaker 4: Well, it's like I had underwhere I would wear if 883 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,040 Speaker 4: I'm going out to like a gay bar to like 884 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,600 Speaker 4: hook up. I'm like, that's I had like special fun underwear. 885 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,120 Speaker 4: I'm like, never again, they're all they all go down 886 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:59,799 Speaker 4: to my knees. Now, yeah, it's all. Comfort has been 887 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 4: the number one thing for me from now on. 888 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that a lot of people. It's like, 889 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:09,759 Speaker 1: that's the revelation. Yeah, no more. I didn't know my 890 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,279 Speaker 1: pant I had skinny jeans until I'm like, oh, I 891 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 1: like these jeans. I have one more in these for 892 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,920 Speaker 1: a couple of years, and then it's just. 893 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,520 Speaker 4: Like, I don't think we get the respect for how 894 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,040 Speaker 4: truly uncomfortable our clothes were in the early two thousands, 895 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,560 Speaker 4: especially women's club wear, those were truly some of the 896 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,920 Speaker 4: most insane heels business casual, all the way down to 897 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,759 Speaker 4: the toe of the toes. I've like, I have friends 898 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,279 Speaker 4: who'd had those wear those heelss heels shoes, the ones 899 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,000 Speaker 4: that had no back heel, and go dancing with those. 900 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,120 Speaker 4: I'm like, what we do? 901 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:40,600 Speaker 6: Wait? 902 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,560 Speaker 1: What is back there? Their heels just hovering, You're just you're. 903 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,600 Speaker 4: Just floating on the top, You're just sitting on the 904 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,360 Speaker 4: balls of your feet. 905 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,439 Speaker 3: It's almost like a sea. 906 00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,879 Speaker 2: It's like the thing you would put your laptop on, 907 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,920 Speaker 2: but it's a shoe. 908 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,480 Speaker 1: Oh my, I can't even so you actively have to 909 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 1: walk on your tippy toes. 910 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,480 Speaker 4: Yes, well you kind of have to with heels. It's 911 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,759 Speaker 4: really it's really a dangerous thing to do. There's also 912 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,799 Speaker 4: this insane they weren't wedges, but they were like those 913 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,400 Speaker 4: angled heels. 914 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. I was I have rolled both my ankles enough 915 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,200 Speaker 2: time so that heels. I'm like, I bet it would 916 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,360 Speaker 2: look great. I simply can't do it. I have to 917 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,439 Speaker 2: stay near the ground and all the time. 918 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,279 Speaker 4: I feel like it's you should it should be like 919 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,880 Speaker 4: a driver's license. 920 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:20,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. 921 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,040 Speaker 4: Well if you if you take them off in an 922 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,360 Speaker 4: hour and you're walking breakfoot in the street, you're like, okay, 923 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,920 Speaker 4: we can't let you. 924 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,440 Speaker 1: Yeah you have to take you have to take the 925 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:36,080 Speaker 1: written test again. Wow, over too far? Yeah, don't like it. 926 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,680 Speaker 1: Don't like your anticipation. 927 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, people get really into it's it's a lot of like, 928 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,560 Speaker 4: let me put my dick in your lane, and why 929 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,799 Speaker 4: don't you just go all the way? 930 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't just play grab ass with your bumpers. 931 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,239 Speaker 4: It's like they stop, like if they're about to turn 932 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,719 Speaker 4: in front of you, and they see you coming and 933 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,360 Speaker 4: they stop halfway through. I'm like, well, what do you 934 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,960 Speaker 4: think we're gonna do here? Right? Like, I can't drive 935 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:58,800 Speaker 4: through you. 936 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, you've forced to let you go. 937 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,960 Speaker 3: You better go. 938 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you can't negotiate. 939 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,160 Speaker 4: It's like you can't pause. Now. It's I feel like 940 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,880 Speaker 4: that's always one thing specific by LA. It's people are assholes, 941 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:16,200 Speaker 4: but they stop and think about it halfway through. Just 942 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,040 Speaker 4: you could have just been the asshole. Fine, you stopping 943 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,960 Speaker 4: to think about it ruined it from I. 944 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,719 Speaker 2: Think that's the delay of pills, don't you Or there's 945 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,600 Speaker 2: so many people on some serious, serious medication. 946 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:35,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just only here on Henwood Cream. 947 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,359 Speaker 3: Just trying to live my life. 948 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,280 Speaker 1: I have to get home and sit on a donut. 949 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,719 Speaker 4: Please may I know the world has changed a lot. 950 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,200 Speaker 4: You don't need donuts anymore. I have, like I literally have. 951 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,840 Speaker 4: If anything comes up, I have like nitroglycerin and botox 952 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,759 Speaker 4: ready to go. 953 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,279 Speaker 1: Oh wait, need old time you poke it. 954 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 4: I've don't like. I don't like last year. 955 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,400 Speaker 1: That's amazing. 956 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,480 Speaker 4: Since then, it's been sweet relief. 957 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 3: Wow, that's great. 958 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,279 Speaker 4: I probably should take a picture of it. Sh like, 959 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,799 Speaker 4: it's never looks so good in my life. 960 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,279 Speaker 3: It's not. 961 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,320 Speaker 1: Is it the same botox you would put on your face? 962 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:12,120 Speaker 4: Do you ever shoot? Because it under your eye a 963 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,759 Speaker 4: little left over, but no hemrhoids, like because henrooid's like 964 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 4: the tissuar area and it's a nerve damage. Like it's 965 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,440 Speaker 4: it's nerves that causes pops occur. Oh wow, like desnsizing 966 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,520 Speaker 4: them with botox kind of is very beneficial because. 967 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,520 Speaker 1: That is really taking matters into your own hands. I 968 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,759 Speaker 1: guess I've never I can't imagine. Yeah, I can't raise 969 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,800 Speaker 1: my buttole up anymore. But right right, Yeah it's frigid, 970 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,879 Speaker 1: but no without getting some ribs removed. Yeah, I don't 971 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,920 Speaker 1: think I could put a needle in me in my 972 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,800 Speaker 1: in meself. 973 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,880 Speaker 4: Oh I don't know't do myself. Oh okay, as a 974 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 4: doctor doesn't. Oh no, I think I'm just by myself 975 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 4: at my house. Just yeah, no, just botox is. 976 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,320 Speaker 2: So impressed, just like this is an incredible story. 977 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,440 Speaker 4: Oh no, it's it is a It is a it 978 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,360 Speaker 4: is a survey to the greater people. 979 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,040 Speaker 1: I thought you had botox in your apartment. You're just 980 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,479 Speaker 1: not done. Your neighbors like a shooting calm. 981 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 4: I'm I would be so impressive by I cannot give 982 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,160 Speaker 4: myself a needle, yeah, especially I don't hate it when 983 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,760 Speaker 4: somebody else gives me one, but I can't do it myself. 984 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,320 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, there's no way. I tried to during COVID 985 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: like this, it's going to be the time I look 986 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,000 Speaker 1: at it and it I can't handle it. I have 987 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:28,680 Speaker 1: to look away. 988 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,680 Speaker 4: I actually when somebody's giving it to me, I do 989 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,480 Speaker 4: like to look at it. 990 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,880 Speaker 1: And we are talking about heroin, right, yes, okay, go 991 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,360 Speaker 1: ahead and. 992 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,680 Speaker 3: You can shoot whatever up down sideways. 993 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,240 Speaker 4: Everything is there. 994 00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,120 Speaker 2: I have to say, because I have been taking Montaro 995 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,840 Speaker 2: for almost two years now, miracle drug, and it is 996 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,960 Speaker 2: a needle that I have to inject myself once to 997 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,160 Speaker 2: make and it is no big deal like like the 998 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,640 Speaker 2: I was worried at first, And once you do it 999 00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,799 Speaker 2: the way they have it set up, it just you 1000 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,680 Speaker 2: put it against your skin, push a plunger and the 1001 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 2: needle isn't like outside of the thing, so it's not. 1002 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,840 Speaker 4: I think the first time you do it is the 1003 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,720 Speaker 4: scariest edything. 1004 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,680 Speaker 2: After that and then you just go, oh, it's just 1005 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:14,480 Speaker 2: this tiny little prick of a feeling the end. 1006 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,759 Speaker 4: I've never had like it's I've never been in a 1007 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,960 Speaker 4: position to have to do it myself yet. Yeah, but 1008 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Speaker 4: I feel like boy because like I think I'm currently 1009 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Speaker 4: eating somebody who he has to write his issues and 1010 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 4: he has to give himself a shot twice a month, 1011 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,400 Speaker 4: and he's like he hated. They told me hated in 1012 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,239 Speaker 4: the beginning, but now it's like, yeah, it is what 1013 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:29,800 Speaker 4: it is. 1014 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not. 1015 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,640 Speaker 2: I think people imagine the old like a nurse from 1016 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,480 Speaker 2: a movie that's squirting a big you know, sitting and 1017 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,520 Speaker 2: the needle is free and loose and really long, and 1018 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,080 Speaker 2: it's like, I don't I think the average when you have. 1019 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,000 Speaker 3: To inject like that it is. It's the little short one. 1020 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,840 Speaker 1: And you put it in your butt or your abdomen 1021 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,920 Speaker 1: or something. 1022 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,040 Speaker 4: It's like. 1023 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,880 Speaker 3: You can pick, but you have to kind of rotate. 1024 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,760 Speaker 2: So it's like if you do either side of your 1025 00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:00,279 Speaker 2: belly button or either underarm, and you. 1026 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,200 Speaker 3: Just kind of go all month, you just kind of 1027 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:02,880 Speaker 3: go in a circle. 1028 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,320 Speaker 1: Boy, it had to be awful the first time. 1029 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,440 Speaker 8: Though, No really, well no, I mean cause I think 1030 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,640 Speaker 8: a nerves because I don't think it's I've never like 1031 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,319 Speaker 8: it's ever been the pain with the shots, right, the 1032 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,000 Speaker 8: initial like I get it done exactly. 1033 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,319 Speaker 3: It's like building up in your head. You do it once, 1034 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 3: like I. 1035 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,680 Speaker 4: Want to get bood drawn or I get an ivy. 1036 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,080 Speaker 4: I'm not bothered by that needle ever. 1037 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'm just a whim. I can't even put 1038 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,279 Speaker 1: in a contact lens. Oh, I've never. I've tried, but 1039 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,319 Speaker 1: they're the halloweeny. 1040 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,919 Speaker 4: Uh. You know, I've successfully done a handful of times, 1041 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,600 Speaker 4: and it is very difficult. 1042 00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,440 Speaker 3: I just don't like it. 1043 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just because you have to look away but 1044 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:45,799 Speaker 4: also not look away, and it's you're crossing multitasking. 1045 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,880 Speaker 1: You have to get all Marty Feldman. 1046 00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,320 Speaker 3: Look away, not look away. 1047 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,120 Speaker 4: Like if I could put it in like a fucking 1048 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,840 Speaker 4: like blow dart and like shoot it off a mirror 1049 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,280 Speaker 4: into my eyes, I'd be so happy. 1050 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,640 Speaker 3: It's so true though. 1051 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,040 Speaker 2: It's like you're you are first of all, touching your eyeball. 1052 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,000 Speaker 2: You are you're having to land it correctly, but then 1053 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,200 Speaker 2: you also can't. You can't like you have to, like 1054 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,520 Speaker 2: your vision does have to go a little blurry just 1055 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,719 Speaker 2: to like go and then you're there. 1056 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, I finally, like I just I think this year 1057 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,000 Speaker 4: was like or last year was a year that I 1058 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,840 Speaker 4: finally figured out I drops without closing my eye and 1059 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,479 Speaker 4: then just pulling off to the side. 1060 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm still I'm still about it took 1061 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,480 Speaker 1: it took so long to get there. Yeah, Usually it's 1062 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:36,040 Speaker 1: six or seven right in my eyelashes. Yes, but I'm flinching. 1063 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,040 Speaker 4: And eventually get in through the cracks and. 1064 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,640 Speaker 1: I just I aim for a little reservoir next to 1065 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,160 Speaker 1: my nose and then I just wipe it in with 1066 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,719 Speaker 1: my fingers and hopefully. 1067 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,080 Speaker 4: Somebody told me how to aff in the right way recently, Yeah, 1068 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,760 Speaker 4: the nose spray. Yeah, for like like whenever you're congested. 1069 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,239 Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, because I've been doing it like straight up, 1070 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,560 Speaker 4: and they told me that you're supposed to aim it 1071 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,120 Speaker 4: out and then squeeze and then lightly in hell, you 1072 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,560 Speaker 4: don't need to do that much. 1073 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,239 Speaker 3: Even outside you're like. 1074 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,160 Speaker 4: You're supposed to a like towards the outer part spray 1075 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,920 Speaker 4: so it goes up and but you'd lightly in hell, 1076 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,120 Speaker 4: I might be saying it the wrong way. It's been 1077 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,800 Speaker 4: a minute since I did like three months ago, so 1078 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,720 Speaker 4: I can't remember anymore. 1079 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,360 Speaker 1: Well. With afron, I think that's something where it's like 1080 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,480 Speaker 1: you're go directly up. I'm going to abuse this, I'm 1081 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,800 Speaker 1: gonna do it too long. It feels it's the immediate results. 1082 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,440 Speaker 4: Things like when I'm so congested from the allergies, I 1083 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:37,279 Speaker 4: just need some because I can't think at all when 1084 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:37,960 Speaker 4: I'm congested. 1085 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,000 Speaker 1: Do you have allergies in your house? 1086 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,879 Speaker 4: Not in my house, but there's always something because LA 1087 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,279 Speaker 4: doesn't get rid of the stuff you're allergic to, right, Yeah. 1088 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,560 Speaker 4: So it's like most days I'm fine, but whenever there's 1089 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,120 Speaker 4: like a season of like tiny seasonal shift, like for 1090 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 4: like a two weeks, I'm just like, yeah, please see 1091 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:00,479 Speaker 4: I just. 1092 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,040 Speaker 1: Was I was having a I thought it was mold. 1093 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,719 Speaker 1: I don't know. And I'm two days in having multiple 1094 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,000 Speaker 1: air purier fires in my house and I was sneezing outside. 1095 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:16,560 Speaker 1: Oh it works. I did not. I can't believe. It's 1096 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,279 Speaker 1: one of those things where it's like, how did I 1097 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,680 Speaker 1: just discover this? Now? 1098 00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,680 Speaker 4: It truly it's it makes the air of the house 1099 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,600 Speaker 4: so much better. But yeah, I have like three air purifiers, 1100 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,040 Speaker 4: the Dyson ones in my house. I just I need it. 1101 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:28,719 Speaker 4: I have to. 1102 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:33,600 Speaker 1: I need to Breathe never paid attention to them until 1103 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,640 Speaker 1: recently and it's great and. 1104 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,200 Speaker 4: You clean them out to you're like, oh my god. 1105 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,279 Speaker 2: Well there's times where because for it went so long 1106 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,920 Speaker 2: without rain, we went so long without rain that there 1107 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,680 Speaker 2: was just like all this accumulated pollen. And then there 1108 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,920 Speaker 2: was apparently I remember reading something about how there was 1109 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:55,520 Speaker 2: like if normally there's three hundred thousand whatever of pollen 1110 00:52:55,600 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 2: in the air like that, now it's you know, wait, 1111 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,800 Speaker 2: what's the first number. I gave three hundred thousand, Yeah, whatever, 1112 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,719 Speaker 2: Now it's two million or something. Where the parts per air, 1113 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,680 Speaker 2: it was like all pollen. We're just like, that's why 1114 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,240 Speaker 2: everybody had allergies like two years ago. 1115 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,720 Speaker 3: It just never stopped. 1116 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,520 Speaker 1: Man, I'm it's funny that someone. 1117 00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,480 Speaker 4: Look up all that, Yeah, because honestly that nobody look 1118 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,520 Speaker 4: it up. Somebody put on. 1119 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:31,640 Speaker 2: The most anti science information that what am I saying? 1120 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 3: What am I saying? 1121 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,719 Speaker 1: Well, there is no I don't know why. I constantly 1122 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,880 Speaker 1: I just could not breathe all the fifteen years I 1123 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:44,360 Speaker 1: was in Venice living by the ocean. The minute I 1124 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,320 Speaker 1: got out of there and moved downtown, I could breathe. 1125 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,160 Speaker 1: I'm allergic to the ocean. You would think that's the 1126 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:56,040 Speaker 1: air that everyone strives for the ocean. Yeah, yeah, beautiful 1127 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,640 Speaker 1: ocean air, a dolphin, gander and. 1128 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,279 Speaker 4: I but that's where life came from. You would think 1129 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,239 Speaker 4: it's fully kicked your bloods hard out. 1130 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,680 Speaker 1: When I'm at the beach, I can't breathe. 1131 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,279 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 1132 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,799 Speaker 1: No one really weird. No one tells this story. I 1133 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,799 Speaker 1: don't know what it is. 1134 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,040 Speaker 4: Somebody, honestly, we should. I'm glad you told the story. Yeah, 1135 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:18,880 Speaker 4: but it does. 1136 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,319 Speaker 1: Make sense if someone says, oh, I have no allergies 1137 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,520 Speaker 1: in the desert, like or maybe I'm thinking of our thread. 1138 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,239 Speaker 4: It kind of reminds me of do you remember those 1139 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,960 Speaker 4: like it was a reality show, like there was no 1140 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,920 Speaker 4: talk shows where they had those kids that were allergic 1141 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,799 Speaker 4: to the sun and they had to hang out at night. 1142 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,560 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, some of those kids, I don't no one's 1143 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,120 Speaker 4: ever checked back. 1144 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,080 Speaker 2: And they're kind of like the bubble boy type of children. 1145 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,319 Speaker 2: Or it's just like they really couldn't be like, no. 1146 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,920 Speaker 4: There's they're allergic to sun or UV raised so they 1147 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,000 Speaker 4: can only hang out at night. 1148 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where I used to park for MBAR. 1149 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,640 Speaker 4: Is it We're still around? So? 1150 00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,720 Speaker 1: What what is that? 1151 00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:57,799 Speaker 5: That? 1152 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,360 Speaker 1: What is that called I've never even heard of aldren 1153 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,719 Speaker 1: that can't be in the sun. 1154 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,680 Speaker 4: It was just it might be in a fake talk 1155 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,080 Speaker 4: show thing. 1156 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,600 Speaker 3: It was like a rare disease. 1157 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:05,799 Speaker 4: You know. 1158 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,520 Speaker 2: They loved the feature, like, oh, this child is suffering 1159 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,360 Speaker 2: in this way. 1160 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,120 Speaker 4: Like Donahue. 1161 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:12,759 Speaker 1: It's just like that. 1162 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,120 Speaker 2: Stuff you should not be watching as a child, that 1163 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,360 Speaker 2: you absolutely can't stop watching as a child. 1164 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,279 Speaker 4: And also like the like like the people that like 1165 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,680 Speaker 4: aged very old, very young. 1166 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,560 Speaker 2: He's twelve, but he looks like he's eighty nine. 1167 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,680 Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I love. The big babies. 1168 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,759 Speaker 3: I love a big baby, just a gigantic Yeah. 1169 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,960 Speaker 4: And they just had like, oh my baby weighs fifty pounds. 1170 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,440 Speaker 4: I'm like, absolutely break them out. 1171 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, please tell me he smokes. 1172 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:45,880 Speaker 4: Oh the smoking baby. Oh wow, Oh yeah, that did. 1173 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,400 Speaker 1: I thought that was that he was like such an adult. 1174 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,600 Speaker 3: He had been he'd seen some ship that baby. 1175 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,640 Speaker 4: You know. Sometimes that's how I guys to pick the habit. 1176 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,480 Speaker 2: So, do you have anything you want to plug or 1177 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,879 Speaker 2: talk about that we. 1178 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,440 Speaker 3: Didn't get to. 1179 00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,399 Speaker 4: Well, there's a season two of Survival with Thickest. He's 1180 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,360 Speaker 4: going to be out on Netflix on March twenty seventh, 1181 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,440 Speaker 4: and I'm very proud of that. I make a small 1182 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,440 Speaker 4: appearance as a drag queen working at a bar. So 1183 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,560 Speaker 4: oh that's great for the giant woman. 1184 00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:17,400 Speaker 3: She's tall. 1185 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:22,000 Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I haven't watched any yet and I'm 1186 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,400 Speaker 1: going to start from scratch. Yeah, I totally She's slept on. 1187 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,880 Speaker 4: Selle is like one of the best people. 1188 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:27,760 Speaker 3: Michelle Buteau. 1189 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,600 Speaker 2: And also we have Michelle Bute's podcast Adulting. They retired 1190 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,080 Speaker 2: from it, but we still have it in our catalog. 1191 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,080 Speaker 2: So listener if you want to hear two hilarious people, 1192 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,080 Speaker 2: Michelle Buteu and Jordan Carlos. 1193 00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,799 Speaker 1: What are you do? You have a podcast as well? 1194 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,400 Speaker 4: I'm just free and hanging out. 1195 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,120 Speaker 1: You've had one? 1196 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,879 Speaker 4: I did have one? Okay, good, I probably should bring 1197 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,200 Speaker 4: it back. I'm just not doing it. I need to 1198 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,719 Speaker 4: be active again. Yeah, I should care about I'm reintroducing 1199 00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,600 Speaker 4: myself into the world of standum comedy after like taking 1200 00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,399 Speaker 4: a little bit of a break. 1201 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,520 Speaker 1: So I'm that was going to be and Naya one 1202 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,080 Speaker 1: hundred percent understand that. 1203 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,120 Speaker 2: But you absolutely have to your your voice is very 1204 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,280 Speaker 2: important and stand up coming. 1205 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,080 Speaker 4: Oh and it's it's so demeaning and degrading and I'm 1206 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,239 Speaker 4: so happy to hurt all these men's feelings. I miss 1207 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:12,839 Speaker 4: it so much. 1208 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,680 Speaker 2: But I started following you on TikTok and you're doing 1209 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,760 Speaker 2: an amazing job on TikTok. 1210 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,520 Speaker 4: Yes, it's an absolute to do that. I didn't know 1211 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:20,720 Speaker 4: you fo. 1212 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on there, except for I made the ultimate 1213 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 2: mistake because I'm fully addicted to TikTok and so in it. 1214 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,600 Speaker 2: And then uh, I fucking deleted the app the day 1215 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,120 Speaker 2: that they because I was like, I don't want to 1216 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,720 Speaker 2: stare at it, like I don't want to just sit 1217 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,880 Speaker 2: here and not be able to access it. And literally 1218 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,880 Speaker 2: twelve hours later, Bridge's like, yeah, it's over, the the 1219 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,600 Speaker 2: ban is over, and I'm like, wait what and I 1220 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,560 Speaker 2: go to download it again. 1221 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:45,800 Speaker 3: They look, you can't do it. 1222 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,600 Speaker 4: Yeah it's yeah, it's not so legal. 1223 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:54,880 Speaker 1: It was a political stunt. Well, I also want you 1224 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,960 Speaker 1: to stand up again and remind you. I'll make you happy. 1225 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,160 Speaker 4: I don't know if this is out. Yeah, I'm being 1226 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,960 Speaker 4: around town in LA doing stand up. So find me. 1227 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,040 Speaker 4: Hunt me down, don't hurt me down, actually never mind, 1228 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:10,080 Speaker 4: just look me up there. Gently approached me, Gently approach me, 1229 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:15,600 Speaker 4: I wrote, I can't wait, Yes, yes. 1230 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,240 Speaker 1: Yes, no tight pants please? 1231 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, well, no wear type pants. I want to see 1232 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,600 Speaker 4: what you're carrying, right, right? 1233 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,640 Speaker 1: Do not bring tight pants for me to then wear. 1234 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,120 Speaker 1: Thank you for being honest. 1235 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,480 Speaker 4: So much appreciated. I missed you too. 1236 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,400 Speaker 1: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? Do 1237 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:48,960 Speaker 1: You y In? 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