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Speaker 1: the reformed slat wheezy Hi. Um So today, guys, it's
Speaker 1: just us. I don't know if you miss it being
Speaker 1: just us. Please let us know that. Do you love
Speaker 1: our guests? Do you not like our guests? Do you
Speaker 1: want us more? Do you like it when we have
Speaker 1: a threesome? Do you like it when we're a twesome?
Speaker 1: Tell us? Do you want us to have a foesome like?
Speaker 1: Let us know? Um? I guess how we wanted to
Speaker 1: start the show this week because we have had so
Speaker 1: many guests. We we actually acquired such a lot of
Speaker 1: new listeners. Shout out Sam White, out our last guests.
Speaker 1: Everybody fucking loves him. Some girl wrote me, bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't even tell you that. I was like, um, you
Speaker 1: always thirst in for white niggas? Why you ain't talking
Speaker 1: to him because he half black? First of all? Bit no,
Speaker 1: he didn't think he was half black because he was
Speaker 1: a capital I'm telling you, like, he got me. Did
Speaker 1: you hear us? He was? He definitely was. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: wanted to come in the studio today and kind of
Speaker 1: just introduce ourselves, and we're gonna try to do it
Speaker 1: every few episodes again so that you guys know what
Speaker 1: we're about, who we are, what we stand for, things
Speaker 1: like that. Um, I think the Missing Condom episode, Uh,
Speaker 1: details are well enough, but here we go. You want
Speaker 1: to start, Yeah, I guess we can start. I guess
Speaker 1: what I want to start off is kind of the
Speaker 1: mission of our show, because that's kind of something we
Speaker 1: didn't quite say clear enough in our first because we
Speaker 1: didn't really know what we wanted at of what we
Speaker 1: wanted at all, um, and so we just know we sucked, Dick,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what I said, Dick,
Speaker 1: you said, Dick, we both have condoms in us. Let's
Speaker 1: do this first episode and talk about how we got
Speaker 1: to come at a more perfect time with the missing condom. Um.
Speaker 1: But basically the reason we started this show essentially, of course,
Speaker 1: Wheezy brought the idea to me, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is exactly what I would have
Speaker 1: in mind because of everything that we talked about being
Speaker 1: so taboo. It's it's a platform that I wanted to
Speaker 1: express all of these sexual things, dating, sex, relationships from
Speaker 1: two corporate women. Um, we're not in the sex industry.
Speaker 1: And I feel like a lot of people assume that
Speaker 1: a free code gotta be a porn stars. If you
Speaker 1: listen to all episodes, you would know she is um
Speaker 1: and so yeah, that's why we we we brought on,
Speaker 1: you know, guests with herpes. Um, we brought on a
Speaker 1: by couple. I'm just saying we were trying let over phrase.
Speaker 1: You said, free coast, that's how we brought a girl
Speaker 1: with her And He's like, no, we want to educate,
Speaker 1: we want to entertain. We want you guys to know
Speaker 1: the shitty things about sex, the fun parts of sex,
Speaker 1: teach you about things you don't know, learn things that
Speaker 1: we don't know, which is why we love to have
Speaker 1: guests on all the time ship. Before we started the podcast,
Speaker 1: I would have never appeared on someone. Yeah, and now
Speaker 1: have you since then? Are we talking about a bit? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: because I can't squirt, so it's just like kisses um.
Speaker 1: And then another thing that's been coming up, um, which
Speaker 1: I guess we should clear the air now. For the record,
Speaker 1: once again, me and Weathy have never had sex, nor
Speaker 1: are we sisters. Yes, Oh my god, there. They are
Speaker 1: there in my d m s and they're I'm looking
Speaker 1: at our picture right now because like I mean, even
Speaker 1: though I'm not gonna know, you got better hair, Yeah
Speaker 1: I did get I did get my wife when I
Speaker 1: got interrupted. I'm walking in my neighborhood. Eli. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: lived my orchard in Riminton. So I'm like four am.
Speaker 1: Everybody's sucked up. This dude is walking standing on the
Speaker 1: like against the wall I'm walking by. He takes his hand,
Speaker 1: puts his fingers through my hand, goes yeah, she makes
Speaker 1: yeah does this? Does his hands get stuck? The first
Speaker 1: a little bit? And then I made an insta story
Speaker 1: about it in some bigger role? Is that that ship
Speaker 1: do look? Kind of course? Oh my god. But let
Speaker 1: me just tell you guys, uh a little bit about me,
Speaker 1: and let's talk about each other separately. I feel like
Speaker 1: you guys know that we're just skanky, um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna talk about maybe our differences just
Speaker 1: a little bit to kind of get you guys um
Speaker 1: a little bit caught up on maybe who we are personally,
Speaker 1: where we come from, and where we want to go. Right. So,
Speaker 1: I am mid twenties. I work in a tech industry
Speaker 1: with data pretty fucking geeky. Um yeah, I think I'm
Speaker 1: the only girl in the office with like their tips
Speaker 1: out every day, but you know they enjoy it and
Speaker 1: that's how I make my money. Um yeah, my dating
Speaker 1: status is kind of single, kind of not. Um. I
Speaker 1: think that something to describe me. I'm a passionate person.
Speaker 1: I'm a giving person. I try to make sure that
Speaker 1: every day I either spread a compliment or love somewhere,
Speaker 1: whether it's a homeless dude or someone random and needs it.
Speaker 1: I try to put really good energy in the world
Speaker 1: so I get it back. Um. And so with this podcast,
Speaker 1: I've always hoped to even take my moments in life
Speaker 1: that are shitty and put it out there so to
Speaker 1: make someone feel good. I hope that every episode, you
Speaker 1: guys hear, you laugh, you smile, you take a break
Speaker 1: from things. UM shout out. By the way, we have
Speaker 1: a listener. I don't want to say your name, but
Speaker 1: that is really going through a tough time with her health.
Speaker 1: Remember she wrote me when I was in Europe and
Speaker 1: um actually let me read her text. She Um, she's
Speaker 1: been struggling with um like seizures and having strokes. Early
Speaker 1: and UM, it's been really hard on her, and she
Speaker 1: sent this email. Um, she said, I woke up this
Speaker 1: morning super early, just downloaded your podcast to see and
Speaker 1: I listened to it and it's amazing. I laughed so hard,
Speaker 1: learned a few things, ignored my kids for an hour,
Speaker 1: and I had the best morning you and your home
Speaker 1: croller bomb. Thank you so much. And that ship made
Speaker 1: me feel so fucking good because just to think that
Speaker 1: us sucking dick could lead you know, a girl farting
Speaker 1: on Mandy's face that was episode six, me pissing in
Speaker 1: a treehouse episode four, would fucking make you guys feel
Speaker 1: this way. And I just I love that that's happening.
Speaker 1: And um, thank you guys for listening every fucking week.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, Mandy, And UM, I guess a little bit
Speaker 1: about me because as much as I assume everyone who
Speaker 1: listens knows me, I I am seeing that I'm getting
Speaker 1: new followers and there's new people, and there's people that
Speaker 1: don't know me, and there's people that you know, have
Speaker 1: been followers of Wheezy who are now being introduced to me. Um,
Speaker 1: so I guess I want to explain kind of what
Speaker 1: I do. I am also a mid twenties, six years old.
Speaker 1: No kids. UM, I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of what I'm used to saying
Speaker 1: with dating, UM, I sex, location, p gotta put a
Speaker 1: pick gottas in a pick. Um. But I currently am
Speaker 1: entering my last semester of school. I am obtaining my
Speaker 1: BS and accounting with a minor in business, and I
Speaker 1: currently work part time at one of the largest private
Speaker 1: UM investment banks UM and so I am there until
Speaker 1: I complete my degree, in which I will be pursuing
Speaker 1: my c P a UM And on the weekends I
Speaker 1: like to get pulled out and get fucked. I mean
Speaker 1: that's kind of I'm currently leaving a life that I
Speaker 1: once lived UM so prior to me getting back into
Speaker 1: school and now being in finance, I know what I
Speaker 1: do like all of that, UM, you know. UM. But
Speaker 1: I was a model and then for most people know,
Speaker 1: I ran a sports blog for about five years, wrote
Speaker 1: a book, did another podcast with Lamar Woodley who used
Speaker 1: to play for the Steelers, and just a kind of
Speaker 1: a lot of dipped and dabbed in on crepreneurship and
Speaker 1: now you know, trying to get set on my career path.
Speaker 1: Um currently I wanted to talk about it because I
Speaker 1: brought it up last show. Um, I'm currently abstinent dud. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: dog abstin O knocks on your door today with his
Speaker 1: dick in his hand. You're gonna suck him right now.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel. That's the thing abstinence is like,
Speaker 1: because you have Okay, I want to fuck And so
Speaker 1: seven seven did hit my phone right now and be
Speaker 1: like w y D, Because that's how we know we're
Speaker 1: about to get We're gonna suck each other, Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: what you're doing? Because whatever you're doing, you gotta stop
Speaker 1: and you need to come suck this dick. That's all
Speaker 1: he has to say text to me is w y D.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean how is my day? What am I doing? Actually,
Speaker 1: it means, bitch, are you free to come sit on
Speaker 1: this dick? And honestly, if he were to hit me
Speaker 1: right now where I'm at emotionally and mentally, I probably
Speaker 1: would I go. And it's because we've been sucking out
Speaker 1: for three years. I know what that relationship is. And
Speaker 1: right now I want to focus on finding someone who
Speaker 1: can stimulate more of my mind conversation and meet me
Speaker 1: on an intellectual level other than the sexual level, because
Speaker 1: I told you I just had too much mediocre dick
Speaker 1: to continue trying to get. You're not absent, you just
Speaker 1: ain't sucking because because I genuinely want to find someone
Speaker 1: who I like, and that's becoming fucking hard as fuck. Um.
Speaker 1: I was on Bumble last night for ships and Giggles.
Speaker 1: He's bringing this up because I want to talk about
Speaker 1: how much we've talked about dating apps. I want to
Speaker 1: discuss the trashness. It's like, I just I had a
Speaker 1: guy that I was like, oh my god, he's super
Speaker 1: cute and interesting and just for the record, you know,
Speaker 1: lovegay and O are dating, and he would probably kill
Speaker 1: me even I'm on Bubble, but you know, no titles yet,
Speaker 1: so I'm free to do it. I won't, So I'm
Speaker 1: talking to him to fine a ship works for like
Speaker 1: Morgan Stanley, which is like down the street from me,
Speaker 1: and you know, as far as work goes, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, should meet for a drink after work sometime
Speaker 1: and he's like absolutely, He's like I'm so intrigued by you.
Speaker 1: I said, really, what about me? And he goes the
Speaker 1: black In Israeli part that bothered me because my profile
Speaker 1: is detailed about a lot of things that I like
Speaker 1: and a lot of things I enjoyed doing. You had
Speaker 1: to just pick the Nike apart. Huh, That's what it was.
Speaker 1: And it's just like why, I don't know why it
Speaker 1: bothered me. Maybe I'll get tell me. Maybe I'm tripping.
Speaker 1: But I just always feel like sometimes like ethnicities are
Speaker 1: feticized and it just drives me. You kind of said
Speaker 1: anything else. I told three embarrassing truths about myself. One
Speaker 1: of them is that I'm a spelling bee champ. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you think I fucking want to say that? Ship? No,
Speaker 1: But it's like a conversation starter, right, know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You could have pulled out game of drawls. Bro. You're
Speaker 1: just like I like you, and you're black your blackness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I just had actually kind of I wasn't as upset.
Speaker 1: I kind of was. Actually so I just recently matched
Speaker 1: with um. He was twenty four long, I know, kind
Speaker 1: of young but still kind of close to my but
Speaker 1: he's in law school at Columbia University. So I was like, oh, Columbia.
Speaker 1: Anytime I see Columbia. But my pussy get wet, like,
Speaker 1: I love to know that you're that smart to be
Speaker 1: accepted into Columbia. He's very handsome looking poley, about six one,
Speaker 1: which is a little short for my liking. But I'm willing.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to settle at this point. I'm proud of
Speaker 1: you six just really handsome. Bro. His first what was he? Brown?
Speaker 1: Black guy? Clearly his which you know also turned me on.
Speaker 1: His first his first message to me was do you
Speaker 1: want to come over and smoke this bowl and watch Netflix?
Speaker 1: What his? And I'm just like, you're at Columbia and
Speaker 1: that's your first and so it's just like, I feel
Speaker 1: like dating apps right now are turning it to where
Speaker 1: it's actually taking away from the date. Like my nigga,
Speaker 1: you don't know me and you're straight inviting me to
Speaker 1: your house to watch Netflix off of a dating app.
Speaker 1: Brod bitches Robin niggas bro not not cool? Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, I just said I just explored Southeast Asia,
Speaker 1: so maybe you don't. Maybe I need to put that
Speaker 1: I was in Africa or that I was in the
Speaker 1: Middle East because maybe we'll scare people a little bit more.
Speaker 1: You know, Southeast Asia, I guess sounds too innocent. They
Speaker 1: don't think I'm out there hustling. I just really don't
Speaker 1: have another, um place to shout this out. But like,
Speaker 1: if any of you have been visiting Japan recently, Kyoto, Toyokyo, Tokyo,
Speaker 1: I'm going for Halloween for a few weeks, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted you guys to send me some places, even
Speaker 1: they're awesome. That's it. Um. Anyway, I guess another thing
Speaker 1: about us just really quick. UM, So if you are
Speaker 1: a new listener, um, we have known each other since
Speaker 1: we were kids teenagers. That's pretty anyway. So we took
Speaker 1: a little break, I had a high a friendship hiatus,
Speaker 1: and we reconnected back in New York. And the reason
Speaker 1: I came to Mandy about this podcast idea is because
Speaker 1: I felt like we kind of jumped right back into
Speaker 1: our friendship, just kind of like we're right where we're
Speaker 1: left off and right back into talking about dicks. But
Speaker 1: the amazing part is that we were just like all
Speaker 1: grown up, and I just really appreciated that most people
Speaker 1: I know have kind of evolved out of their whole
Speaker 1: phase or I don't know, or just like being free
Speaker 1: with talking about sex or not having any any like
Speaker 1: you know inhibitions with Hey, I wanted to fund this
Speaker 1: guy went to his house and I left it. I'm
Speaker 1: in the cab and I still smell like Dick and
Speaker 1: at sexy. You know, people feel like they're too old
Speaker 1: for that, and you know, I've I'm past that, never
Speaker 1: too old, and I just and I think the the
Speaker 1: amazing part about this now is and I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys follow us on Instagram. If you don't,
Speaker 1: the Instagram is horrible, underscore decisions. Make sure you follow
Speaker 1: us and d m us and you know, engage with us.
Speaker 1: But I think the amazing part is right now that
Speaker 1: we were so close back then, and it's just we
Speaker 1: we took a five year break and right now we're
Speaker 1: literally getting to know each other all over again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is like it's like the same it's like the
Speaker 1: same person, but it's not. And so you're learning everything.
Speaker 1: Like five years, people grow, Minty. We stopped being friends
Speaker 1: at twenty one. That's at like the bulk of your exploring.
Speaker 1: You need to be fair with our experiences with each other.
Speaker 1: We're from fift so we knew each other for a
Speaker 1: long time before, you know, so the way that we
Speaker 1: talked to each other is different. The things that piss
Speaker 1: us off are different. Um, you know, they get under skin,
Speaker 1: and so it's all taking time. Like, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: share this because we thought last night that's what she
Speaker 1: wanted to say. I am said maybe we shouldn't do
Speaker 1: it no more. I'm not gonna lie. She was sitting
Speaker 1: here trying to get a guest on today because I
Speaker 1: know she ain't just want to talk to me. She
Speaker 1: she sat here last night. She thought I knew what
Speaker 1: she was doing, but I knew, but she wanted a
Speaker 1: guest because she really didn't want to sit here and
Speaker 1: talk to me. She wanted to talk to somebody else.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, um, can you see what
Speaker 1: we can record on Friday? Because that was to give
Speaker 1: her two days? Did knew it? I was like, no, bitch, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm coming to Brooklyn on Friday. It
Speaker 1: is I just I need a lot of space, which
Speaker 1: is um, it's funny because you told me you gave
Speaker 1: me too much space in our friendship. Space to me
Speaker 1: is like the healer of everything, and it's funny. So
Speaker 1: we we've sat here and there's just so many things
Speaker 1: that we disagree with. So there's there's a topic that
Speaker 1: we're gonna wait till I bring on some actual guests
Speaker 1: to you know, talk about it with. But something that
Speaker 1: I found completely funny with us is we were sitting
Speaker 1: here discussing what's fun to us. And I think this
Speaker 1: is something that is interesting because we're during that five
Speaker 1: year span, we clearly surrounded ourselves with completely different types
Speaker 1: of people, and people do shift you and change you
Speaker 1: and mold you. Um. And so we were talking about
Speaker 1: going out, and I straighte told Wheezy, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I think our definitions of what is fun. You've had
Speaker 1: fun with me when I've taken you bar hopping, Um,
Speaker 1: it was cool. But it's not. I go out because
Speaker 1: I ain't got shut up to do. But if I
Speaker 1: had a nigger in town who was like, I got
Speaker 1: a table here, come here, I'm feeding you here, I
Speaker 1: probably would have gone out. But I just wanted to
Speaker 1: get out of the house. So this is the difference.
Speaker 1: And I'll sit here and explain to me, like, so
Speaker 1: I'm friends with a lot of UM, I guess I
Speaker 1: would sit here and call them influential, Like I'm friends
Speaker 1: I'm friends with celebrities, with athletes, rappers, models, um socialites.
Speaker 1: I'm in that mix and in that crowd, and so
Speaker 1: I've grown accustomed to when I go out, I don't
Speaker 1: really pay for ship. I'm eating at the best restaurants
Speaker 1: in whatever city I'm in. I'm going to a club,
Speaker 1: and when my feet motherfucking hurt, I have a table
Speaker 1: to sit at. So the reason this came up is
Speaker 1: because Mandy made a comment, um something about like we
Speaker 1: were talking about like a perfect birthday. Oh, that is right,
Speaker 1: that is right, And that was at the club. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm not just gonna be like getting
Speaker 1: a massage and a pettycare on my birthday and chilling
Speaker 1: bay to pool if I'm out of town. No funk
Speaker 1: that I'd be doing this, that that would be turning up.
Speaker 1: Let's see my dog a blissful bird. I would love
Speaker 1: to get petty Mandy, And that's cool. But my birthday
Speaker 1: I was also we were it was mostly the nightlife too,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, bro, I understood why. They
Speaker 1: also didn't want to just stand in line at a club.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to pay to get in somewhere, to
Speaker 1: stand at a bar. And the one night they did
Speaker 1: that in Atlanta, it was like this. The security kept
Speaker 1: moving them out the way because if there ain't no
Speaker 1: fan of room. See this is the thing, I think.
Speaker 1: The reason I think I don't have these experiences when
Speaker 1: I'm going to the club because I told Mandy, like,
Speaker 1: I don't like going to the club off of a
Speaker 1: dude space. I don't I don't like hanging around at
Speaker 1: a duce table. I don't like having to stick with them.
Speaker 1: I don't like that ship. I'd rather know that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna spend a hundred dollars on drinking by myself tonight,
Speaker 1: then get that money for then keep that hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: but have to stick with somebody else. But see, that's
Speaker 1: that's that's where you're You're wrong real quick. These guys
Speaker 1: I go out with this day my friend and I'm
Speaker 1: wait for it. They got he had a lack of
Speaker 1: See here happened. They're like, you gotta be I don't know. Like,
Speaker 1: I just like to know that I'm not going to
Speaker 1: one off and then I can show by the bar
Speaker 1: with my girls within twenty minutes somebody's gonna come to
Speaker 1: hop And then if I really want to go to
Speaker 1: a duce table, if I'm filling him. I will, but
Speaker 1: I want to have my own. I don't know, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what that is. The only that
Speaker 1: is one thing that changed with me and you got
Speaker 1: older once I fucking made enough money that I knew
Speaker 1: I could do it. See, And that's the thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a money thing for you at all.
Speaker 1: But you have to realize, like I can haven't ever
Speaker 1: much money I want. I still don't want to pay
Speaker 1: for ship for me, I don't think I ever really
Speaker 1: enjoyed being with people in the club. I think I
Speaker 1: always wanted independence but couldn't afford it. Now that I
Speaker 1: could buy whatever I want, So you have to realize
Speaker 1: to the difference and and something that I don't think
Speaker 1: people even know about me either. So while I was
Speaker 1: doing my blog, while I did everything entrepreneur like before
Speaker 1: I got I bartended for seven years in nightclubs, in
Speaker 1: strip clubs, in event spaces, and so to where it
Speaker 1: was like I'm in the club every week. Me going
Speaker 1: to the club was not fun going to the club.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm really not a club. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But even not only that, you'll have to realize Wheezy
Speaker 1: is probably a d d to the thousandth power. So
Speaker 1: she's not a drinker and say what I do because
Speaker 1: you're not a drinker, bro, to drinks and your winking out.
Speaker 1: I'm so drunk, okay, so you can obvious sitting here
Speaker 1: halfway down to my drink. And she'll be like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me know. When you're done with that, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go to the next part. And let me just tell
Speaker 1: you this is the truth. This is let me finish.
Speaker 1: I only want to leave the fucking bar because there's
Speaker 1: nobody in there. I would fox, but that's you, bro.
Speaker 1: You ain't give me time enough to nobody see. And
Speaker 1: that's the other thing. She takes me to these spots
Speaker 1: where I have all of two bits of sprinkles to choose.
Speaker 1: First of all, many we went to Mr Purple. You
Speaker 1: fucking cun did I not let We stayed an hour
Speaker 1: after to talk to the two black dudes. It was lay.
Speaker 1: There was four They were lawyers from d C. And
Speaker 1: you ain't want to but it didn't not stay, you
Speaker 1: did say, but that was also a cool night. There
Speaker 1: wasn't bad people, okay, So I still couldn't suck at
Speaker 1: him because they weren't cute enough, thank you. Well, we
Speaker 1: just have difference, by the way. I just want to
Speaker 1: say that, and wasn't because they was black. It because
Speaker 1: they wasn't cute. There was one that we both thought
Speaker 1: was fine as hell, the one that came out the girl.
Speaker 1: He did like girl, let me tell you that when
Speaker 1: are excited to tell you when black men that are
Speaker 1: especially are excited to hate to say, especially successful black men.
Speaker 1: But I'm just gonna admit like white women. And he
Speaker 1: did say that just the truth, and I think, wait,
Speaker 1: sure when that happened, because it's not that I don't
Speaker 1: want to date black men. It's just like I just
Speaker 1: honestly haven't ran into them in my circles right, whether
Speaker 1: it's after work or where I'm living. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be wheezy in her circles because it's not like
Speaker 1: successful black men I love, I love them, but when
Speaker 1: I meet them right, like a lot of them, like
Speaker 1: women town right like by the Empire State Building, and
Speaker 1: so of course there's gonna be one of niggas and
Speaker 1: the office that go out to the happy hours, and
Speaker 1: I be I fucking and the first thing, like I
Speaker 1: already know they're not working with me. You know. And
Speaker 1: then I'll even make comments like well, I'll be feeling
Speaker 1: good because I got the good hair. But then it's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you look down past my neck. Oh, it's all black
Speaker 1: from the neck down. Like I'm very thick and voluptuous,
Speaker 1: so there's no like. And that's the thing too, Like
Speaker 1: certain black men, they feel like what happens is like
Speaker 1: once they hit this peak of success, it's like the
Speaker 1: fucking prize. Like I even love to click on like
Speaker 1: ball Earler. When they post like a wedding, they know
Speaker 1: exactly what. When they post like a black dude, it
Speaker 1: is white, white with the blonde hair. You know, I
Speaker 1: can't say. And it's funny because I'm a product of
Speaker 1: a mixed couple. You know. My mom is black, my
Speaker 1: dad is white. But it sucks me up. How I
Speaker 1: really do get angry. But it kills me because I
Speaker 1: just feel like they just don't want black women. I
Speaker 1: feel like they don't want to And then they'll make
Speaker 1: a lot of comments like oh, you know, because you know,
Speaker 1: you get see it's so weird, it's so weird. I
Speaker 1: don't take it that way. And that's because I'm on
Speaker 1: the opposite end, Like I come from a white mom
Speaker 1: and black dad, and so to me, like, I hate
Speaker 1: the disgust in the comments that I read about interracial dating,
Speaker 1: and it's mostly from black women, and I have a
Speaker 1: problem with that because we're sitting here wanting to blend,
Speaker 1: We're wanting to be one. Don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 1: don't think black men are allowed like I've had I've
Speaker 1: had a few girlfriends be like, no, like, you ain't real, nigga.
Speaker 1: If you are, you can't really ride for black women
Speaker 1: or black people. If you're if you start dating white women,
Speaker 1: think this bullshit. I think that part is bullshit. Because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real. I date white boys and they
Speaker 1: get all my lectures. I'd be like, we're gonna watch
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to learn. I'll be saying links
Speaker 1: like do you know who Eric Garner? Oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: making sure. Um, yeah, we rally rally up. I tell
Speaker 1: you like you have to. I don't believe that black
Speaker 1: men don't do this their white girlfriends, But I do
Speaker 1: think there is a thing about I make money now
Speaker 1: I'm white, helles. I really believe it. And you don't
Speaker 1: got money now, you fucking white boys. I think that's
Speaker 1: about the same guy. Damn thing, because if we go
Speaker 1: back to five years ago, it was drug dealers and
Speaker 1: um dope boys. If Harlem wasn't that far when I
Speaker 1: was hanging in the Orland though, you know, I've see
Speaker 1: some of my old drug deals and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't get I go back to the South and
Speaker 1: I'll be missing my club stories about jumping, isn't it. Well,
Speaker 1: before we get into our club story and our horrible decision,
Speaker 1: we talk about the kick up throw up, but no
Speaker 1: one's discussed it. Better not be that ship that you
Speaker 1: showed me with. Okay, we might have a brief his name,
Speaker 1: I'm asked him if he wants something. But this is nasty.
Speaker 1: This is real nasty. So I'm so mad because when
Speaker 1: she sent this to me, all right, I didn't know
Speaker 1: this word was that hold on, go ahead and tough
Speaker 1: way it comes over and he's like, bitch, you can't
Speaker 1: judge me. I said, I know it's gonna be bad
Speaker 1: because we talk about some nasty ship's holding his finger
Speaker 1: up like I want you to google something. Well, the
Speaker 1: fact that I think this is nasty, guys, just brace yourself. No,
Speaker 1: this is this is this is too far fairy, But
Speaker 1: I tried to. Now, I try to internalize every fetish
Speaker 1: and I try to figure out what it is that
Speaker 1: people like about it. And I think I'm explaining to
Speaker 1: you what it is. The word is blumpkin. Blumpkins spell
Speaker 1: that for the c l U M p k I N.
Speaker 1: It is the delicately balanced art of getting your cocked sucked,
Speaker 1: cock sucked taking a ship. You've heard of that before,
Speaker 1: really heard of it? I've never heard of it. Now.
Speaker 1: Let me just say I'm disgusted because I stake out
Speaker 1: of my mouth. I know you wouldn't one do when
Speaker 1: it was you, like you would on your knees. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, bitch. Let me tell you what I
Speaker 1: think it is. Certain people love to be so submissive
Speaker 1: that they try to think of anything like the most
Speaker 1: demeaning thing, meaning thing. I'm thinking the dick sucking is
Speaker 1: like pleasuring someone while they're doing something that's just totally
Speaker 1: funked up. I don't get it. Wait, can I ask them?
Speaker 1: I have to ask a song like real quick. I
Speaker 1: know you oldest, you don't like me the oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I have to ask some questions. Can
Speaker 1: your your Can your dick be hard while you take
Speaker 1: a ship as a man like? So was he sucking
Speaker 1: a softic? Or was it he told me he was
Speaker 1: already said he was able to do it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: If you both come, if you both come and ship
Speaker 1: at the same time, then yes, you die. If you
Speaker 1: don't believe me, try it and find someone who has
Speaker 1: my blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary. That's the
Speaker 1: best dude. Let me ask you, is that's something that
Speaker 1: that you would do? I mean, you're into being submissive.
Speaker 1: You take the collar around your neck, you like to
Speaker 1: be walk out. I'm bro you you think I will
Speaker 1: tek somebody's dick? Whant you taking a ship? Bro? Maybe
Speaker 1: as long as you they running? Like if it's like
Speaker 1: maybe some solid dig you think I'm about to get.
Speaker 1: First of all, what toilet? Let's start with the toilet factor,
Speaker 1: because the toilets be dirt maybe air around in ship?
Speaker 1: What a public toil? Like? What are we gonna be
Speaker 1: in a hotel like you dealing with some pretty clean men?
Speaker 1: Their toilets are not dirty. I don't care who's been
Speaker 1: cleaning the house. Do you think about to get all
Speaker 1: like what I'm not I won't even I've never I
Speaker 1: don't even suck take on a toilet with the sea
Speaker 1: boat closed. I haven't thing about being on my knees
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Well I totally did recently. I was
Speaker 1: I had a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: I have. I think ship's too far. Um, it's not
Speaker 1: a thing for me, not at all. The only reason
Speaker 1: I said this show has made me consider urine is
Speaker 1: because I've tried to gain more of an open mind
Speaker 1: about like golden showers. Like when you had told your story,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: it's not that story. I just feel like I will
Speaker 1: never say it's just a little bit of shit. I
Speaker 1: just know that's one thing I would never do. And
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because I've been to do Buy three times,
Speaker 1: and of course there's this whole stigma of women going
Speaker 1: to Do Buy and apparently that's what they say, is
Speaker 1: that these sheikhs and the Arabs like to shoot on
Speaker 1: their women, apparently, And it's just like that is one thing.
Speaker 1: How much money be? First to ask you what's the
Speaker 1: lowest you would take? What did you know you would take?
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask, Okay, so I'll tell you all,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, really high, and you don't start high if
Speaker 1: you're sitting here right there, right now, real quick cash
Speaker 1: on the able to see this is gonna be hard
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to buy my parents apartment right now.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of things are not. So how
Speaker 1: much money would it take for you to get shipped on?
Speaker 1: Just once? The number? And I mean mine is kind
Speaker 1: of low too, So I just want to guess what
Speaker 1: the number? Can you guess what the number would be?
Speaker 1: How much money it would take for us to get
Speaker 1: for us to get shifted on? Yeah, one time? And
Speaker 1: we're not gonna talk about diarya. It's gonna be a solid,
Speaker 1: solid used to super ship, not a comedy ship. Not
Speaker 1: I just had soul food ship. Just a regular ship,
Speaker 1: like a morning ship. Okay, I'm but there's different amount. Okay,
Speaker 1: just say the amount this they could just say half
Speaker 1: a million calculator because when you hold the same time.
Speaker 1: Because I'm embarrassed, I feel like people can really don't
Speaker 1: judge me this we get here? How did we get here? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: So the lowest Wait, I don't want to share my already?
Speaker 1: If it's tax break, what was it so the answers
Speaker 1: were fifty thoy. Honestly, I think I had to add
Speaker 1: another five thousand. Okay, I'm gonna just say. You could
Speaker 1: just wash it right after to me like some of
Speaker 1: my shop man, there's a lot of things that I
Speaker 1: need in my life, a ton of things I need
Speaker 1: to change my life, said, you know my credit card
Speaker 1: debt right now, Like if I had it, I'd like
Speaker 1: you shipped on me from fifteen. You can shoot me. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. It sounds bad, but let me just say.
Speaker 1: Let me just say that to me. That's someone saying
Speaker 1: to you want to double your savings account, all you
Speaker 1: gotta do is get always I'm going to take a shower,
Speaker 1: like dude talking fair factor, fear Factor BN fear factor.
Speaker 1: They don't even know if they're getting the prize, and
Speaker 1: in listen, I used to think looking as was like
Speaker 1: fair factory. Gonna tell you what I couldn't do for money.
Speaker 1: This is the truth. I couldn't eat ship though, oh
Speaker 1: hell no, oh for no money. If you really a
Speaker 1: million dollars, don't think I could put it in neither.
Speaker 1: I'm not even allowed to you nah no, But why
Speaker 1: am I really thinking about this too. I think like
Speaker 1: every well, I can't be bought held on what kind?
Speaker 1: Is it? A human or a dog? Ship? Because dollar
Speaker 1: chips are you know what? I feel like a few
Speaker 1: people have stopped listening and I will think. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this week eyes for our horrible decision again. If you're
Speaker 1: a new listener, what we like to do is talk
Speaker 1: about some embarrassing things. Things maybe we shouldn't have done,
Speaker 1: things that we did and we probably should have done,
Speaker 1: but we liked anyways, all that good stuff. This is
Speaker 1: our horrible decision and so this week say it again.
Speaker 1: I want to make love in this club? I think,
Speaker 1: I think right? Um, So this week the topic is
Speaker 1: loving the club or not love sex in the club.
Speaker 1: The reason we started talking about this is Savandy and
Speaker 1: I were talking about like the whole club seeing and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and then we started talking about club
Speaker 1: sex and we both actually have a story to share
Speaker 1: with you. Guys. Mine, I feel like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: worse anyway. Oh yeah, mine is definitely not bad. So
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and share mine very briefly, because I'm
Speaker 1: hoping it happens again very soon. This was Yeah, this
Speaker 1: wasn't Um, it was pretty horrish of me, but I
Speaker 1: actually had a great time. So this is also another
Speaker 1: reason why I had to move up Miami because it
Speaker 1: was one of those Miami nights. Um, I moved to
Speaker 1: New York from Miami for those that don't know. And
Speaker 1: I had a friend in town and my homegirls were
Speaker 1: with him, so they hit me and was like yo,
Speaker 1: such as such, we had Tutsis right now. Tutsis is lit.
Speaker 1: Tutsis is the strip club in Miami that you can
Speaker 1: literally go in and spend hours, your whole day, whole
Speaker 1: workshifting and not even works whole workshift there about six
Speaker 1: hours before, like bitch to where I've ordered food twice,
Speaker 1: like a bitch has been there long. So I get
Speaker 1: in there, it's it's late night. It's probably one am
Speaker 1: at this time. I'm actually coming from the office which
Speaker 1: is right next door. So I had already been drinking
Speaker 1: with another nigga just loved him, came and shot with them,
Speaker 1: and um, so right now it's it's me, him and
Speaker 1: four of my other home girls. So we all vibe
Speaker 1: and we all vibe and he's like that I'm about
Speaker 1: to get a room, so we lit because we got
Speaker 1: the strippers. So we go to the private room, get
Speaker 1: to the private room, and it I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened when we got in that private room. I guess
Speaker 1: we just felt like it was ready who who? Who
Speaker 1: was the dude my friend ball player used to play
Speaker 1: for the nets, um, And so we're in this room
Speaker 1: and all I know is the one Okay, he starts
Speaker 1: sucking this trooper and then yes, yes he did. That
Speaker 1: was really awesome. He didn't have a condom. Um. And
Speaker 1: then so my home girl that this is a boom boot. No,
Speaker 1: this is actually a full room. There was a door,
Speaker 1: and there was actually a private state already, so the
Speaker 1: girl had her own polar dance on. There was a minibar,
Speaker 1: everything already in there. So because I have just had
Speaker 1: a curtain sheet, no, but it was a whole room.
Speaker 1: So there was like this little cubby area and me
Speaker 1: and my homegirl had already fucked, so I guess I
Speaker 1: was horning. So I started playing pussy on her dress
Speaker 1: later on the floor at to season started eating her.
Speaker 1: I did, so I was eating her. Let me hold
Speaker 1: my comments. But you hear my ship, I am because
Speaker 1: you probably filthy. So I started eating her pussy out.
Speaker 1: And then this is where it got strip club, but
Speaker 1: it got better. This is how it got better. So
Speaker 1: the other girl who we had been friends on Instagram,
Speaker 1: he was stripper. He was sucking the stripper. I was
Speaker 1: eating my home girl out. But the best part is
Speaker 1: when I got done with that her homegirl that she
Speaker 1: was with, who we knew each other from Instagram, but
Speaker 1: this was our first time meeting. She bragged about how
Speaker 1: good my mouth was and was like, girl, you gotta
Speaker 1: try it. So then I laid her on the floor
Speaker 1: started eating her pussy out. So I ate pretty much
Speaker 1: both their pussies out on the floor and suncies. And
Speaker 1: then that night when we got back to the house,
Speaker 1: I ended up eating her pussy out on the dock.
Speaker 1: We skinny dipped. We were like together all night, like
Speaker 1: I was in love with the friend now and she's
Speaker 1: still the girl that I deal with to this day.
Speaker 1: How did you eat too? And one night which wasn't
Speaker 1: that bad, and I got my pussy eight the second
Speaker 1: girl ate my pussy out. We had a great time.
Speaker 1: We were like together on that like I was in
Speaker 1: love and I fell in love with her. This is
Speaker 1: a girl that came to New York and like you,
Speaker 1: that's the only girl that who's pussy. I still eat
Speaker 1: every time I see her. For letting us about your meal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no. And is it a what Cuban flavor?
Speaker 1: What is she Moroccan? I don't know what she is,
Speaker 1: but she exoctic and so I love it. Um. And
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's my story about sex in the club.
Speaker 1: I mean it was oral sex in the club. But
Speaker 1: like I tell you guys all the time, oral sex
Speaker 1: equals sex um according to Dr According to Dr Kim,
Speaker 1: so hold on, share the story of you in the club.
Speaker 1: Remind me to give the bodies equation. When we're done
Speaker 1: with this, I want to tell you about how me
Speaker 1: and shout out to the a guard from No Chaser podcast.
Speaker 1: Anyway cool. So uh yeah, I went to live with
Speaker 1: one of my drug dealer boyfriends. Oh god, you see
Speaker 1: wait real quick, this is again a Miami story. Miami.
Speaker 1: I have some fun. So I gamble a lot and
Speaker 1: we and I get a lot of free cruises. So
Speaker 1: me and love Way we're gonna go on one end
Speaker 1: of September. And I was like, bro, we're gonna put
Speaker 1: somebody who like I don't even know if we need
Speaker 1: to get like nah, because you already know a toll man.
Speaker 1: So I mean, my regular way friend wants to live.
Speaker 1: And it's actually funny because of course we were just
Speaker 1: saying when you dated, you do like this, and when
Speaker 1: like this you go to live because it's popping. And
Speaker 1: it was Sunday and if you guys remember live all Sunday,
Speaker 1: king a Dame is Monday. And now I at the
Speaker 1: time was maybe two. How my experiences with girls were
Speaker 1: only in threesomes, and I really really liked women, and
Speaker 1: I kind of I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've ever fingered a girl um like this, like just
Speaker 1: knowing what I don't know. But I was on a
Speaker 1: drug called molly, which I do. I don't used to
Speaker 1: be friends, not not bro like. I wouldn't touch that
Speaker 1: ship today, not the way it's sucked up like no anyway,
Speaker 1: I am a good person with a nice job, and
Speaker 1: I don't do those things. But I have had experiences
Speaker 1: in my life and so I was a molly freak.
Speaker 1: I used to love to rave and do a much
Speaker 1: crazy ship. So of course the drug deal look like
Speaker 1: prob molly and we are in the club and all
Speaker 1: I want to do is touch and I gave some
Speaker 1: of the girls some Molly two and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I want you so bad, blah blah.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful, and um, I just started feeling like the aggressor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because he was turned on
Speaker 1: and watching me, and I liked it. So I told
Speaker 1: her to take her panties off and hand them to me.
Speaker 1: So she did it, and it was super sexy, and
Speaker 1: I told her sit down and I started fingering her
Speaker 1: while I was standing up like kind of hiding her
Speaker 1: and finger fucking her. She My hands were like soaking wet.
Speaker 1: She was super wet. She was super like so into it,
Speaker 1: and it was making me go deeper, like I was
Speaker 1: fucking loving it. It was like it was the ship.
Speaker 1: Now it was labor day weekends, so I believe it
Speaker 1: was all white party. And I only know this because
Speaker 1: of what's going to come next, because I don't really
Speaker 1: wear white. So whoever she was, um said, stopped all
Speaker 1: of a sudden. I remember she grabbed my wrist and
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta I'll be our back, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, maybe like I got her
Speaker 1: too excited. Whatever, So um, I sat back down. My
Speaker 1: hand was so wet, so I wiped my jeans and
Speaker 1: um I started drinking again, and the motherfucker looked at
Speaker 1: me and said, bit, you want your part? I said, no,
Speaker 1: you are sucking want me in a car? What you're
Speaker 1: talking about? He's like, what the fund is? That? Is
Speaker 1: that your lipstick? And I looked down and there is
Speaker 1: fucking period blood all over, smeared on my jeans, like disgusting. Well,
Speaker 1: I threw up in a cup, not a full throw.
Speaker 1: It was either the molly or her. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, was this from drinking molly or just the disguy?
Speaker 1: I started to I don't even know if I could
Speaker 1: smell it, but it just it just like literally just
Speaker 1: real quick, because you know what was somebody else blood
Speaker 1: hid the cup to throw up under the damn the
Speaker 1: same with the bottles on it. I was freaking the
Speaker 1: funk out. I left into our room and that was
Speaker 1: my clip story. So damn. I want to say this
Speaker 1: real quick though. I don't consider finger fucking fucking and
Speaker 1: like it's second base, it's fingering second base, but it's
Speaker 1: my love in the club story. I'm sorry I eat
Speaker 1: pussy on Huh. I was telling a friendness on the phone,
Speaker 1: and he said, how do bitches not know? Now, I
Speaker 1: will tell you one thing, maybe appy bullshit about like
Speaker 1: when it dudes like oh like you pod be like
Speaker 1: oh it's coming off when I wants a dick, but
Speaker 1: like I'm not about to let you just fingered me. Well,
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because there was this bitch is pussy
Speaker 1: I was eating and like, we have please, I haven't
Speaker 1: really stop that nasty to me? It wasn't. I didn't care. Um, well, no,
Speaker 1: we fun. We had funk the night before, remember that girl?
Speaker 1: I asked, Wait, so we the night before? So I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool. We woke up actually, so we
Speaker 1: had a three something the night before. In real life,
Speaker 1: the nigga left, so it was just me and her
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I really just wanted to suck
Speaker 1: her from the beginning. So it was just me and her,
Speaker 1: her in the bed, and she rolled over and gave
Speaker 1: her I guess, you know, gave her some head in
Speaker 1: the morning. But I was figuring her and so I
Speaker 1: wasn't like when I when I was eating her. It
Speaker 1: was morning, so I was just you know, on the
Speaker 1: clip finger and you know, because I'm trying to make
Speaker 1: a bit squirt. That's really my goal. I'm focused on
Speaker 1: making it happen. So the nails you got, I don't know. Well, no,
Speaker 1: my nails wasn't this long. Clearly, I ain't been eating
Speaker 1: pussy with these nails looking like this. They're too long
Speaker 1: right now to be eating pussy. Um. But yeah, So
Speaker 1: when we got done, she went to the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom, and when she came out the bathroom,
Speaker 1: I noticed she put a tamp on it. So I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck? Like I didn't smell, not
Speaker 1: that it was nothing. I was like, So I go
Speaker 1: to like clean up and everything, and she had to
Speaker 1: give me clothes because I was staying at her house
Speaker 1: and it was under my fucking like, oh ship, her
Speaker 1: period just started. But it was like just started because
Speaker 1: it wasn't flowing, like, it wasn't a lot. It was
Speaker 1: clearly like just you know when you first started. It's
Speaker 1: like I know, yeah, And it was under my finger. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a remember damn the girl that we tell
Speaker 1: y'all a lot of stories this episode. Uh, let me
Speaker 1: keep you all the question. I fucking really funk with
Speaker 1: this ship. So I was sitting at work today. I
Speaker 1: fucking loved this. Let me see if I can pull
Speaker 1: it up, because I need to remember the equation. I
Speaker 1: have a list of men that I've slept with, and
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Garden. He was telling me that he
Speaker 1: was playing Oh, we talked about living in your truth
Speaker 1: and how nobody can hold it against you, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I really funk with bitches that live in their truth.
Speaker 1: He was talking about a story how he played drunk
Speaker 1: Jenka with this girl and they pulled out a Jena
Speaker 1: piece that says truth or dare, and the truth was
Speaker 1: what's your body count? And she goes not sharing it?
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do to dare? And he said I
Speaker 1: funk with her for that, and I said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean how she wasn't her keeping it real? Her keeping
Speaker 1: it real was I don't know the number or giving
Speaker 1: a number, well, like, I'm not going to share. That
Speaker 1: is not keeping it real. I said to him, like,
Speaker 1: what is a shameful body count? Like I'm really curious, right,
Speaker 1: So he was like, think about it. If you started
Speaker 1: sucking his sixteen and you're now twenty eight and you
Speaker 1: twenty or thirty's like, that's like three niggas a year.
Speaker 1: So this is how you give your body count. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me he has a calculation of the calculation. Okay,
Speaker 1: you take your current age. Let's do yours. Okay, let's this.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a lot. Get to calculator this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna calculate the body current listeners. If you're currently listening,
Speaker 1: pull out your calculator on speaker. Oh wait, I guess
Speaker 1: you don't keep your headphones in because y'all need to
Speaker 1: be listening to us with headphones on, and pull out
Speaker 1: the calculator on your mobile device. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Take your current age minus the age that you started sucking. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you have left? Ten? Okay, damn bitch, really
Speaker 1: you lot the same year? It was awful. You remember.
Speaker 1: Divide that? Divide that by how many niggas you so tend?
Speaker 1: Divided by a hundred way, but I don't know the number. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's take a guess. Let's just say you fun
Speaker 1: forty niggas ten divided by forty. You fucked two and
Speaker 1: a half niggas a year, And that's definitely wrong. That's
Speaker 1: that's like at one time, like one day I got
Speaker 1: the same kind of anyway. So let's talk about, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's your body count calculation. Isn't it great? Because yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's like, yeah, okay, it sounds like forty, but
Speaker 1: you've only really fucked two or so many years and
Speaker 1: you haven't really ever been in a relationship. So well,
Speaker 1: that's why there's no way that calculation works, bitch, because
Speaker 1: you ain't at forty. That's why the calculation don't work
Speaker 1: for you. I'm damn sure not Okay, So what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, yeah, if if some girl at seven told
Speaker 1: a dude I've fun forty dudes, They're like, damn, that's
Speaker 1: a lot. But hold on, that's two and a half
Speaker 1: a year. And that's only if I've been thinking. So
Speaker 1: I fed dudes every you know when the season changes,
Speaker 1: you know what, fall through winter I was with Dave,
Speaker 1: Spring and summer I had Carl And I feel like
Speaker 1: it's not that much I have my list. Bro, let
Speaker 1: me just read some dudes off my list. God, I
Speaker 1: hope love Boy doesn't hear this episode. Jesus Christ, he's
Speaker 1: gonna hear it. Hold on, wait, this ship is so funny.
Speaker 1: I have to type in one of my ex's names
Speaker 1: and I'll find it. Okay, I'm just gonna read you
Speaker 1: a few of these. Nick and y C, Nick Orlando,
Speaker 1: Nick Miami, the fact that Superman costume Italian guy in Miami. Wait,
Speaker 1: you don't know their names? Baseball player guy wait Miami.
Speaker 1: One night, that's when you told me we forgot about
Speaker 1: the name dreadhead from o'calla. But you know what, this year,
Speaker 1: I only have one new name. You only have one
Speaker 1: new name. Loboard is the only new niggau the dude
Speaker 1: with my ex Remember, I don't feel I came from
Speaker 1: when you from last year? Yeah, it was just dude,
Speaker 1: I had a spa so loverybody's the only new person
Speaker 1: I fucked. I am very proud of my pussy. I
Speaker 1: just want to say my crising skills wasn't that good?
Speaker 1: And you know it's I'm the advocate of sticking to
Speaker 1: what is it sticking to the lakes? And what's that
Speaker 1: sticking to the waterfalls that you used? Don't go chase
Speaker 1: the waterfalls? Why this year? The reason why I'm currently abstinent.
Speaker 1: I tried the new Dick route and it really stretch
Speaker 1: me out. I was not pleased. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: this is bad. Hold on what Carl, United Kingdom or Ireland.
Speaker 1: Question mark the fact that you started the list. There's
Speaker 1: no way that I could go back to the age
Speaker 1: of sixteen. Bro, There's no way I could go back
Speaker 1: to that I did. I was able to do it.
Speaker 1: Actually named one dude um by the airline he worked
Speaker 1: for a flop. I'm telling you I know their names.
Speaker 1: It's just I didn't feel like doing it at the time.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, there's no total weight. I was talking
Speaker 1: to my homegirl right my first week I haven't had
Speaker 1: it's my bit. I don't want to say her name
Speaker 1: because they might get married, but I'm telling her about
Speaker 1: this list that I made. Right, and I started reading
Speaker 1: off names so she could laugh at me, and she
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, you know you fuck was the same
Speaker 1: way I do. If I didn't bit, you fucked U
Speaker 1: with me. I said, really, let me pull up the notes.
Speaker 1: I'm do lose my phone. Not only is my pussy, Well,
Speaker 1: they don't know what that list is unless did you
Speaker 1: title it fault who don't know what that list is? Well,
Speaker 1: I am not interested in making a list, um, but
Speaker 1: maybe because you can't. And that's fine, that's fine. I
Speaker 1: had memory laughed. Um, but I guess, um, I guess
Speaker 1: we can get into vanilla ship, which we haven't been
Speaker 1: able to touch on in weeks. But we're talking about
Speaker 1: ship and periods clearly Jesus Christ, So um, this part
Speaker 1: of the show what we like to actually know funk
Speaker 1: vanilla ship. We have fucking homemail? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: That's why we haven't gotten to let's fucking vanilla ship
Speaker 1: because we now currently get homemail. So what I wanted
Speaker 1: to do is read I mean, this is this is
Speaker 1: kind of um, not a little much. It's not to
Speaker 1: see how dirty we get when we're together. I know
Speaker 1: this is a fucking philth, pure fucking philth. So us,
Speaker 1: this is the letter that I'm gonna read. And so
Speaker 1: before I start, if you guys want to send us
Speaker 1: a letter, tell us a story, a horrible decision you made,
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Speaker 1: Horrible Underscore Decisions. So this one comes from a male listener,
Speaker 1: and I was really excited to get this because I
Speaker 1: love when guys really truly want to experiment and find themselves.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with your masculine so this
Speaker 1: letter says. So, I've been listening to all of your
Speaker 1: podcasts and while it got me thinking and wanting to
Speaker 1: try things. So I found a lady friend who I
Speaker 1: was comfortable with and told her about some things I've
Speaker 1: been curious with. Long story short, I asked her if
Speaker 1: she would be okay with prostate play. Let's just say
Speaker 1: that was a great decision. Ship feels amazing. But now
Speaker 1: I want to basically try everything, like I want her
Speaker 1: to funk me with a strap on. So how should
Speaker 1: I go about convincing her or finding a female I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: oh Jesus, who is comfortable doing it. Also, I kind
Speaker 1: of want to try having sex with a guy, but
Speaker 1: in a threesome setting because I want to do everything,
Speaker 1: and I mean everything. If the female friend is not
Speaker 1: about that, how should I go about making this happen?
Speaker 1: Thanks for your time, e W. I was thinking about
Speaker 1: it on the train on the way here, and I
Speaker 1: think I have the same answer for a lot of
Speaker 1: these things. But I like to introduce porn and see
Speaker 1: someone's reactions. Actually, I had a guy I was dating
Speaker 1: and I didn't think about it until now, and he
Speaker 1: was like, what do you think of this? And it
Speaker 1: was a girl drinking to do it off with her
Speaker 1: feet and I was like, god, no, right my reaction.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And
Speaker 1: then years later, uh, Instagram comes and I've posted certain
Speaker 1: pictures and they who write me and be like yo,
Speaker 1: yo yo, totally nicest book. Um. I think another really
Speaker 1: good way I think to do it with women is
Speaker 1: did he say that she's like fingered him in the well?
Speaker 1: So what she well place? Yes, definitely, Okay, So it's
Speaker 1: not his girlfriend, he said, it's a friend that he's
Speaker 1: comfortable with. I would The only way that I think
Speaker 1: women are turned on by strap on is that aren't
Speaker 1: disgusting like us. Uh are women that like to be dominant.
Speaker 1: And I don't really meet a lot of women that
Speaker 1: seems like when and just are okay with being submissive
Speaker 1: and they enjoy it. It's kind of like a normalcy thing.
Speaker 1: But if you find a woman that's into being dominant,
Speaker 1: that will eventually happen. She won't start getting these you know,
Speaker 1: images of like I mean, because people are really close mind,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gay and blah blah blah blah blah. No.
Speaker 1: I think if you find someone that enjoys that, they
Speaker 1: will do anything to be dominant towards you know absolutely,
Speaker 1: which is which is me And I agree with the
Speaker 1: advice of bringing up the porn um, but I also
Speaker 1: think this is something and clearly because I like the
Speaker 1: turn nigges out. This is how I approach the situation.
Speaker 1: And for the guys that I can tell tiptoe to
Speaker 1: the situation, whether it's on the phone or whether it's
Speaker 1: via text message, maybe play like the twenty one questions
Speaker 1: game and either like kind of would you ever um
Speaker 1: and kind of just see how far their mind goes
Speaker 1: before I forget this. If you I took it as
Speaker 1: how do I find a girl like this? Like you
Speaker 1: want to be with someone? But if you just want
Speaker 1: to get fucked, make a tender profile, put your take
Speaker 1: your face out of it. There's it's so yeah, they
Speaker 1: make those how successful they are? I don't know they're successful,
Speaker 1: but I had to I guess we could. We could
Speaker 1: also relate. Even the advice that UM and women he gave.
Speaker 1: I mean, if this is something that you truly want
Speaker 1: to try, and you're you're nervous about what someone may
Speaker 1: think of you, or you're scared of it getting out.
Speaker 1: You're more than welcome to purchase somebody to do this
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Speaker 1: we'll make you enjoy it, I think, and I know
Speaker 1: how to go slow. I think like, Um, I think
Speaker 1: the only reason that anal went good for me, would
Speaker 1: love or boy post anyone else is because he wasn't
Speaker 1: pressed to funck my ass, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like he knew what he was doing, obviously done a
Speaker 1: few times. And when someone knows, because most people are
Speaker 1: like yeah, like they just really don't know. Absolutely that helped.
Speaker 1: Because people that can't understand how your ass works or
Speaker 1: can't understand how to read your body, it could be
Speaker 1: too much like you need a professional probably and if
Speaker 1: that's if you just want the feeling. And then as
Speaker 1: far as the bringing in a guy for a threesome
Speaker 1: something that I would suggest, which I'll be going too
Speaker 1: soon and I'm excited to share with you guys. Um
Speaker 1: is going to a sex party. Um, I'm literally waiting
Speaker 1: for the email to let me know where who I
Speaker 1: thought you cut off? Lawyer Bay. Um, Lawyer Bay is
Speaker 1: back in the picture. Lawyer Bay is back in the picture.
Speaker 1: So and that's what we're gonna do together. Um. So
Speaker 1: I'm excited about that. But if you're interested and possibly, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the real thing about it, right is like you're
Speaker 1: asking this question because you don't want to come off
Speaker 1: looking crazy. So if you can do it, it's it's
Speaker 1: the mentality that people are gonna look at you. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's it's wrong, but he's scared of what
Speaker 1: other people are gonna essentially think. I think you should, Uh,
Speaker 1: if you really are worried about that, right, someone you
Speaker 1: know where someone judging you, that you've got someone a
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Speaker 1: not like these are all just like tricks and like
Speaker 1: I mean doctors, lawyers, I know a lot of businesses.
Speaker 1: I know a cop as on grinder. If that's something
Speaker 1: yet that you're interested like, this is not just sucking trash,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of people think that with
Speaker 1: that side, because it's so skanky and it's all about
Speaker 1: four sex. But you could have someone come over, drop
Speaker 1: the dick off and leave, be very honest and say
Speaker 1: I just want to try it as the first time. Vinny,
Speaker 1: who we had on the show um has had a
Speaker 1: lot of experiences like that. He honestly, Vinnie is just so.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's old enough for being gay
Speaker 1: long enough, but he don't really like fucking dues that
Speaker 1: are virgins in the ass, I think because it's as
Speaker 1: tamful to them too. But I'm sure someone would like
Speaker 1: to explore it, try a launch of different happenes. I
Speaker 1: hope that advice helped. I hope that advice helped. Also
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Speaker 1: Suck your own ask before someone else does, at least
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Speaker 1: to Italy to get my ass boxed. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you remember how that win like the two coming out
Speaker 1: here and I'm spending all his money. So I bought dilators.
Speaker 1: I bought skinny ones, and I learned something about my ass.
Speaker 1: Last night we were like face timing and um fucking
Speaker 1: on FaceTime. I don't know what I want to say
Speaker 1: it anyway, I could take depth, not girth. I fit
Speaker 1: my whole skinny dildo in my ass for the second.
Speaker 1: I took a fat little plug. Couldn't do it. Well,
Speaker 1: that that makes sense. I mean you're stretching it. Your
Speaker 1: your anus is long. Let bitches your rectum. But stretching
Speaker 1: it is the painful part of Grinder has them send
Speaker 1: their dicks. First you find a skinny one, he's the winner. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Um and I guess, yeah, that's actually our time for
Speaker 1: this week, guys. I super hope you enjoy the filth
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Speaker 1: I do want to read some reviews we have, even
Speaker 1: though y'all tell me one more time. I overtaught people. Clearly,
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Speaker 1: she's not gonna read a new review form today yesterday. No,
Speaker 1: this is a new review today because the one yesterday, Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: I over taught people. Switch. I'll take that. I'll take
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Speaker 1: That being said, I wish I knew more about you
Speaker 1: too in the timeline of your friendship. Hopefully you'll do
Speaker 1: some meets and greets in the future, and I think
Speaker 1: it'd be cool to hear the wild stories that listeners
Speaker 1: are sending you, which we've done all of that. I
Speaker 1: think with this episode we have has a lot of
Speaker 1: stories and I just want to let you guys know
Speaker 1: sometimes we don't write back, but it's because we plan
Speaker 1: on reading them. Um. I really want to find time
Speaker 1: to do that, but as you know, we pay for
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