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Speaker 1: Do a blog.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you, dear blog. So this is for

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Speaker 2: all my people that have to do everything for their partner.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Now, my boyfriend Mike does a lot for me, like

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Speaker 2: provide me shelter. Okay, right, And however, if you remember,

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Speaker 2: I won a trip to anywhere that I want to

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Speaker 2: go in the whole world from here from work. It

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Speaker 2: was amazing. And so one thing that we're getting everything together.

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Speaker 2: But one thing that we need to work on is

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Speaker 2: that Mike does not have a passport, and that has

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Speaker 2: never had one in his fifty years on this earth.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have a passport. So I go online. I

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Speaker 2: read the five page document about how you get a passport. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we make I make the appointment for him. We have

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Speaker 2: to go to the post office to get you know,

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Speaker 2: his picture taken and to get the passport. Role like,

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Speaker 2: I read the checklist of all the things that we

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Speaker 2: have to bring. I then pull said things and put

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Speaker 2: them all in a flabeled folder like his true assistance. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's like a good assistant wood Okay, it's.

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Speaker 1: Like my mom and my dad. Honestly, this is yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and basically prepared. So all my dad has to do

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Speaker 1: is physically be there exactly, and even that is a challenge.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but your boy messed up on one thing, and

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Speaker 2: that was putting his phone number as the contact and

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Speaker 2: not my own. And the reason that was a mistake

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Speaker 2: is because last Saturday I made the appointment. On a Saturday,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'll be home. You're off, let's go.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go together. I drive him to the post office. Okay.

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Speaker 2: We walk inside, wait in line, get up to the

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Speaker 2: to the nice man at the counter, We're like, we

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Speaker 2: have a passport appointment, and he goes, what are you

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Speaker 2: guys doing here? We called and canceled all those We

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Speaker 2: don't have an agent today who does passports.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get a call. I was like, did you get

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Speaker 2: a call? My keeping? Mike's like I didn't get a call.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't get an email. Like I

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Speaker 2: put my email. I was smart enough to do that,

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Speaker 2: put Mike's phone number. So I'm like mad, Right, we

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Speaker 2: get in the car, I'm like, just check your voice, smail, whatever.

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Speaker 2: And in today's episode of Why I'm Dating the male

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Speaker 2: version of Kiki, he opens his voicemail. There are twelve

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Speaker 2: unlistened to voicemails, one being from Tanya at the post

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Speaker 2: office to say that we get to cancel our appointment.

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Speaker 1: What so, how do people live like this? I don't

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Speaker 1: know twelve listened to voicemails or fourteen or whatever it

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Speaker 1: was to me, that is fourteen little mysteries that are

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Speaker 1: just sitting there waiting for me to solve them. Like,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine the stress of knowing that I had

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Speaker 1: fourteen unlistened to voicemails. And you live in this stop

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Speaker 1: and light the mechanic and Kiki live in this kind of.

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Speaker 2: Shy scrolling through her phone. What is the number, Kiki?

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Speaker 3: I don't even know where where do you find?

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Speaker 2: It's not even it doesn't stay on the bottom of

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Speaker 2: the little red badge. Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Two voicemail, Yes, voicemails.

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Speaker 1: That is two hundred fifty Q. I mean you know

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Speaker 1: what why Seacrest could be in there the next van

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Speaker 1: of white and you don't even know it. Listen, how

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Speaker 1: do you live like this?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: The people probably need to talk to you, Well they

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Speaker 4: don't because why are you leaving me a voicemail? It's

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty five? Like, come on, now, you can text me,

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Speaker 4: you can DM me on Instagram. We can go love together.

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Speaker 4: Why do you send me a voicemail?

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Speaker 1: We didn't respond to that either.

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Speaker 3: Let's resort I respond to you know, dms okay and

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Speaker 3: comments on Instagram, not always text. I got a lot

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Speaker 3: of those two. But you know, this is Mike's way

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Speaker 3: of protecting his peace, because if you truly need to

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Speaker 3: get to Mike, you'll call Jason.

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Speaker 2: Is the problem.

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Speaker 1: I think level of anxiety that this, this this generates

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Speaker 1: out from me is just wild. People who have hundreds

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Speaker 1: of unready emails, with thousands and unlistened to voicemails. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I get off the plane, you know, like a lot

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Speaker 1: of times you don't have internet on the plane. I'll

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Speaker 1: land you need and there's a bunch of messages and

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Speaker 1: emails and stuff, and I'm going, I'm just freaking out

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Speaker 1: because I'm like, what did I miss? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: And I have to catch up? No, because if I don't,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what if there's something important

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Speaker 1: in there? What if they're calling to tell me, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what are they? I mean, hey, you're fired,

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Speaker 1: Like you don't have to come anymore. Like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and I've been calling. By the way, Kiy, I've been

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Speaker 1: calling you for two hundred and fifty times, tell you

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Speaker 1: not to come anymore, and you I'm going to keep

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Speaker 1: on coming.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get the message. This is why you guys.

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Speaker 3: You need to protect your piece.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Like someone's leaving you a voicemail, they don't really want

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Speaker 3: anything you don't.

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Speaker 2: Is that other way? Is that's true. I will not

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Speaker 2: leave a voicemail like now in this day and age,

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Speaker 2: because it gives me strust to screwd. You're looking at

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Speaker 2: it as problems. I'm looking at it as there's two

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty pieces of bad news. Like that's where

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Speaker 2: my brain initially goes.

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Speaker 1: To a voicemail if it's imperative, like the only way

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Speaker 1: if you if it's a voicemail from me, then it

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Speaker 1: was something that I needed you to know, which is

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Speaker 1: how voicemail should be used in twenty twenty five, By

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Speaker 1: the way, nobody should just be leaving Willy Neely voicemails.

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Speaker 1: Hey it's me. I know it's yeah, Okay, I already

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Speaker 1: saw the color Idea already saw Okay, I know it's you.

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Speaker 1: But if you leave me if a voicemail pops up,

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Speaker 1: that means okay, oh wow, like we got to talk

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Speaker 1: about something.

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Speaker 3: Apparently, Yes, no, it's it's the student loan people inviting

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Speaker 3: me to start repaying it. And I'm like, no, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm not listening to that. I got too much going on.

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Speaker 1: Inviting you as well, right, I think we wanted two things.

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Speaker 1: We've learned two things. There there are people out there

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Speaker 1: who are wild people, and they apparently don't even think

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Speaker 1: they need to read or respond to email messages or

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Speaker 1: listening to voicemail. And then there are then also, we've

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Speaker 1: learned that there are people out there, like Jason Brown

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Speaker 1: who basically have to prop up their partner and physically

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Speaker 1: mar them to their obligations. And I'm telling you my dad,

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Speaker 1: I love my dad to death. My dad is Mike

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Speaker 1: the mechanic he's except he's not gay. It's the same

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Speaker 1: thing my mom has to do everything for this man,

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Speaker 1: Like literally, okay, here, you need to go to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you need to ask them, here's a list

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Speaker 1: of questions. You know what, forget it, I'll go with

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Speaker 1: you because and then she's like, I want to see

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Speaker 1: the report from the visit. Correct, you know, you got

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Speaker 1: to go do this, Hey, you got to go do that. Hey.

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Speaker 1: And my dad is a wonderful man, and my mom

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Speaker 1: is very controlling and type in a lovely way. But

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Speaker 1: nonetheless it is crazy to me, Like it is nuts

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Speaker 1: that that there are people out there who need someone

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Speaker 1: else to do this for them in the way that

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Speaker 1: I mean, Jason, how would he survive without you?

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Speaker 2: Well, the thing, it's so funny. So I rescheduled his

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Speaker 2: appointment right, which is today, but it's during work. So

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Speaker 2: I was like, you're gonna have to leave the garage

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Speaker 2: and it goes. So I put the passport, but I

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Speaker 2: put the folder by his keys, and so I was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: tomorrow to forty five, you know, don't forget. He goes,

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Speaker 2: looks at me and goes, well, are you gonna be here?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I'm going to be at work. You're

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Speaker 2: going to need to leave work, yeah, and go take

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Speaker 2: care of your business by yourself. So let's take a vote.

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Speaker 2: How many people the certain think that he's actually this

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Speaker 2: is going to get accomplished today.

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Speaker 3: Jason, why would you say you want to send him

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Speaker 3: with a file folder. They're gonna they're gonna ask that man,

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Speaker 3: what's his name? He go, I don't know what it's called.

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Speaker 4: Jason like function in my no.

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Speaker 2: I'll report fact. You know

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Speaker 1: You better, you've been