Speaker 1: I so O believe it. I'm recording you yelling say
Speaker 1: out loud, so obelieve it. We are back. I want
Speaker 1: to apologize sore Losers Nation. We left you high and
Speaker 1: dry at the end of last week. Boys and girls.
Speaker 1: There wasn't no doing it. Couldn't do it, wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I had no choice. How's it going, I'm sissing. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, dude? It feels fantastic. What's your name? My
Speaker 1: name is lunchbox. Dude. You know that if you.
Speaker 2: Waited any longer, we're gonna have to cancel the podcast
Speaker 2: because they have to put ads in our podcast.
Speaker 1: And I sent you a text.
Speaker 2: I said, uh, the suits and mustaches are gonna be
Speaker 2: emailing us.
Speaker 1: Hello. I know I was about to just come on
Speaker 1: here and fart. You should have. You could have done anything,
Speaker 1: because they were starting to worry that the podcast was over.
Speaker 1: They thought we had folded. They thought it we had
Speaker 1: packed up shop. I did get a text from one
Speaker 1: of the bosses. He was like, whoa, uh heal up? Man,
Speaker 1: you look bad. Thanks man, appreciate that. Ray. You could
Speaker 1: do two farts and do ads on each side. Another
Speaker 1: boss did comment on one of my posts and said,
Speaker 1: glad I didn't high five you in the hallway. What
Speaker 1: the golden hallway shower. Yeah, So those were the two
Speaker 1: comments I got from upper management.
Speaker 2: Oh man, upper management. They've been bizarre lately. With this
Speaker 2: cruise coming up, I feel ain't nowhere to put their hands.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: The other day, the program director for the one stage
Speaker 2: and came and sat on Scuba's chair and just sat there.
Speaker 1: Really yeah.
Speaker 2: And then by the time I went to the bathroom
Speaker 2: and came back, I go, Abby, where did he go?
Speaker 2: And she said, I don't know. He just came in here,
Speaker 2: sat down, nobody was in here, and then he left.
Speaker 1: Eh. I wish I was out wide open. Hey, weird
Speaker 1: things going on, man. You know what I never got
Speaker 1: to last week that I was ready to tell you all.
Speaker 2: About Jamaica stories. The box that you're supposed to open,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, No, the Jamaica stories on March eighth. That was
Speaker 1: one of the things that we're gonna get to eventually
Speaker 1: in like a week and a half, two weeks. But no,
Speaker 1: I had to go fishing in my toilet and I
Speaker 1: never got to tell you about it. Well, do you
Speaker 1: want to start the show. Yeah, let's start the show
Speaker 1: as we go fishing in the toy. Oh no, we're
Speaker 1: going to do the start of the show and then
Speaker 1: do that because I have a new intro.
Speaker 2: What I spent three minutes on it because I know
Speaker 2: you're going to criticize it. But I was never I
Speaker 2: was bored and had been so long since we'd done
Speaker 2: a podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have a new intro. Yeah, I thought you
Speaker 1: made you like recorded something. My fault.
Speaker 2: It's the sore Losers story, Lunchbox listen. I was all
Speaker 2: sick and I had to get on Sealis. Also Starry Raymundo,
Speaker 2: my name's Bennett.
Speaker 1: I ain't in it. My name's Paul. That's up to y'all.
Speaker 1: And in turn Arnold one turn. I was so drunned
Speaker 1: on Broadway with Abby, I picked myself. These are the
Speaker 1: sore Losers. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's really funny. I
Speaker 1: like it when you're bored. I need you to be
Speaker 1: more bored more often. That's pure entertainment. People love it.
Speaker 1: All Right, Well we're gonna do it live. Woo oh
Speaker 1: the one two, three sore Losers? What up, everybody? I
Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I
Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
Speaker 1: pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2: What up be all it says, and I'm the voice
Speaker 2: guy you heard there. I'm also from the North. I'm
Speaker 2: in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of
Speaker 2: Nashville with Bazer. We got two point three three acres.
Speaker 2: We got two kids at Vanderbilt, probably defrosting. It's been
Speaker 2: seventy lately. Justins in Michigan. Nobody knows when he's coming back.
Speaker 2: He's been going to the gun Lake casino up down.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: He's probably down big. He randomly texted me in Bazers
Speaker 2: Saturday night and said, my job now is gambling not
Speaker 2: going well.
Speaker 1: I'm like, not the.
Speaker 2: Text to send Bazer, just send that to me right.
Speaker 2: She didn't like it, laugh or even comment on it.
Speaker 2: He's in a dark place. Hopefully he didn't find the
Speaker 2: bottle coach over to you.
Speaker 1: I will say Justin has come out of his hibernation
Speaker 1: when I've seen him commenting on some of the Facebook
Speaker 1: posts that people are putting, and he is making little
Speaker 1: comments trying to be funny, trying to like get his
Speaker 1: groove back, and so there may be uh instead of
Speaker 1: how Stella got her groove back, it's how Justin got
Speaker 1: his nah. I couldn't think of a word. It's okay,
Speaker 1: you've been sick.
Speaker 2: And also sometimes the last time we hear people remember
Speaker 2: sore Losers Locks. I heard he went to Phoenix and
Speaker 2: then you know, Nancy Guthler went missing. Where's Nancy, y'all?
Speaker 1: I don't think Nancy's the one that's missing, Yes she is,
Speaker 1: you're right, But also why have we not of sore
Speaker 1: losers Locks? And how close does he live to Tucson?
Speaker 1: You know who haven't we heard from either? Taylor Dial?
Speaker 1: I don't know if he still listens. Uh. And there
Speaker 1: was one guy that lived right here in Murphy's bro
Speaker 1: I don't even remember his name, but he used to listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's still around. But that's not
Speaker 1: that's here North there. We're not here to talk about
Speaker 1: the people that we don't know where they are. They
Speaker 1: have gone into the evaporation zone. Anyway, dude, I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you, I have been so lucky with my
Speaker 1: kids because you don't have kids. Yeah, I do? You do?
Speaker 1: I have a daughter? Oh yeah, she's top low Piper
Speaker 1: Piper crap was Pablo's old one. Pablo is past rest
Speaker 1: in peace? Sang it? Why you name him both peace?
Speaker 1: That's screwed up about at all.
Speaker 2: Piper got named by Reddit Maser said, here's the picture
Speaker 2: of my cat.
Speaker 1: Name it. Piper got it? You know how mister bees
Speaker 1: got his name Beast Reality some gaming YouTube. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip the other day. I don't really
Speaker 1: know overseas. But anyways, so I have been lucky because
Speaker 1: you get a lot of kids that are upset with
Speaker 1: the toilet and they like to put things in the
Speaker 1: toilet and they drop cars, they drop you know, legos,
Speaker 1: they drop marbles, they put all sorts of things in
Speaker 1: the toilet, or capy dropping bombs. The only thing they
Speaker 1: refuse to drop in the toilet is their pee that
Speaker 1: goes all over the floor. Not get it happen? What
Speaker 1: do you mean that wouldn't happen in my house? Oh,
Speaker 1: it happens, and you can't you can't stop it. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to stop it. One of those things
Speaker 1: you put on a dog cone put on the toilet,
Speaker 1: could do that? Oh like a funnel, Yeah, not a
Speaker 1: bad idea. Problem is they missed the front of the toilet,
Speaker 1: it's right there on the ground. Make them sit. No,
Speaker 1: not doing that, not gonna you know, we're not We're
Speaker 1: not trying to do that, cause you know, weird things
Speaker 1: in their head, you know, Am I a boy or
Speaker 1: a girl? Not that there's anything wrong with that, Not
Speaker 1: trying to do that anyway. My house we sit, that's sure,
Speaker 1: how our house we stand. Honey. I want to see
Speaker 1: you standing up. Yep, don't you sit down? No, don't
Speaker 1: you dare. This is a stand up household. Guys, this
Speaker 1: isn't even a joke. And I want you to get
Speaker 1: into what you're gonna say. Amy here at the show,
Speaker 1: from the Big Show, she said she never wants to
Speaker 1: touch the seat, so she'll sit, she stands up and
Speaker 1: goes a bathroom. Really have you not heard her say that? No?
Speaker 2: And at the old building, the walls were paper thin,
Speaker 2: and we were right next to each other, and you
Speaker 2: could hear her because she's shooting from two feet up.
Speaker 1: That's why it sounded like that. It sounded like she
Speaker 1: was standing at a urinal gushing. Huh. Never knew that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I need to check that feeling yourself yet her
Speaker 1: with with Cat Van Buren Cat Van Buren. So anyway,
Speaker 1: or is it touching yourself? It may be touching yourself.
Speaker 1: Not really sure. I haven't I haven't downloaded the most
Speaker 1: recent episodes, so I'm not really I'm a little behind
Speaker 1: on my podcast. And we got a voicemail. We do
Speaker 1: have a voicemail? Are we behind? Wow? We're behind? Do
Speaker 1: we need I don't know if we need to play
Speaker 1: that today? And you got a box from Laurie. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I got that present for Morgan. I forgot all
Speaker 1: about it. Dang it, dude, I'm telling you it's been
Speaker 1: wild anyway, So this is like a week and a
Speaker 1: half ago. Now, dust it off. I'm dusting it off.
Speaker 1: I was gonna tell it last week and I totally forgot.
Speaker 1: And we had a basketball game. Baby Box had a
Speaker 1: basketball game. I was like, go in and brush your teeth.
Speaker 1: And he goes in there and he's brushing your teeth
Speaker 1: and I hear oh oh. And he comes out and
Speaker 1: I'm like what and he goes I was playing with
Speaker 1: a golf ball Dad. I'm like okay, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I dropped it. It hit off the counter, it bounced
Speaker 1: on the floor, and it went in the toilet. Was
Speaker 1: it a prov one. My next question was was it
Speaker 1: a pro v one ray? It was a paloma. He said,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, Dad, I said, was
Speaker 1: it a title list? I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: That it's in the toilet. I said, all right, well
Speaker 1: grab it out.
Speaker 2: Was it one of those Uni balls they refurbish and
Speaker 2: try to sell you at full price?
Speaker 1: Probably? And he goes, why, I can't pull it out,
Speaker 1: So what do you mean? He goes, well, one of
Speaker 1: my brothers peeding the toilet and didn't flush it. I said,
Speaker 1: so the golf ball is in a p infested toilet.
Speaker 1: It's a porta potty. At this point he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, do not flush the toilet, don't touch the toilet.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you for coming out here and
Speaker 1: telling me without flushing the toilet. Now, let me see
Speaker 1: this final point. I got the over very smart. Come on, spurs. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have cable, ray cable or Internet. You need
Speaker 1: blank direct. I need something. No, that's what I have,
Speaker 1: c word direct. I don't know what that is anyway.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, well, I got to get it out.
Speaker 1: And I go in there and I get a pair
Speaker 1: of tongs and I'm trying to get in there, but
Speaker 1: the tongs aren't long enough because the ball is down
Speaker 1: kind of in the pipe. You guys don't have help
Speaker 1: at the moat. No, don't have help at the moat.
Speaker 1: Don't have a ball recovery. I didn't have any of that,
Speaker 1: and I don't have one in my golf bag where
Speaker 1: you can just get it and get it out of
Speaker 1: the pond. That'd have been easy. You do your own yard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really not that hard. You get a mow where
Speaker 1: you go real quick. I know, it's so inexpensive in
Speaker 1: the country. It's amazing. It's pretty awesome anyway. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. We gotta go to the basketball game.
Speaker 1: I'll just leave it for later. That's what our country
Speaker 1: is founded on. Hey, kick the can down the road
Speaker 1: and we go to the basketball game, but make sure
Speaker 1: it's bud light. And then we come home and I
Speaker 1: forgot we got that birthday party that night, and we're
Speaker 1: having a babysitter come over, and I have to tell
Speaker 1: the babysitter, Hey, they are not allowed to use that toilet,
Speaker 1: don't So then the babysitter really doesn't have anyhere. To
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, can you when you see the golf ball,
Speaker 2: I can see it, get your arm down there. There's
Speaker 2: no time for this putting up cones, traffic cones, dude,
Speaker 2: get the bathroom toilet cleaned.
Speaker 1: I got a guy for that. I understand that I
Speaker 1: could just stick my arm in there at this point,
Speaker 1: but this, at this point, we're supposed to be at
Speaker 1: this birthday party over at the neighbor's house, the neighbors
Speaker 1: turning thirty nine. She's having a party. We're all supposed
Speaker 1: to bring an appetizer. Of course, my wife didn't plan
Speaker 1: in advance, didn't go to the grocery store, didn't make
Speaker 1: an appetizer. So we went through the drive through at
Speaker 1: McDonald's and got five large fries. And that's the appetizer
Speaker 1: we brought. That's America, that's dining out. That's how you
Speaker 1: do it, and that's how you show up in style.
Speaker 1: And so you got to get a guy. Phil.
Speaker 2: We had water pressure and some heating issues with two
Speaker 2: showers at once. Phil had it fixed within twelve hours.
Speaker 2: We got a guy for that.
Speaker 1: No crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil hit up a guy and then and then
Speaker 2: he came on and then he came over with a
Speaker 2: buddy for two hours. But we got a guy for that.
Speaker 1: Does that guy drive to the city. No, that guy
Speaker 1: maybe does. But also I don't know if we owe
Speaker 1: any money, just kind of just floats around in the ether.
Speaker 1: H ray, I need that kind of guy. So we
Speaker 1: go to the party and we come home and we
Speaker 1: have cocktails. Like the neighbor Josh was making this cocktail.
Speaker 1: It was freaking delicious. Don't even know what it was,
Speaker 1: what was in it. It was smart, really good, had
Speaker 1: some coconut on the rim like he made. He was
Speaker 1: making some fancy for the thirty ninth birthday, had a
Speaker 1: you know, what do you have for the guys? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know he had these cocktails that had like coconut
Speaker 1: on the rim I think it was. And where's the
Speaker 1: beer cooler? Oh? There was a beer cooler if you
Speaker 1: wanted it, sorry, seltz aer cooler for you. And I
Speaker 1: had probably good five of those and then started to
Speaker 1: go home. We go home and were you good to walk? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good to walk? You know, just a couple of blocks.
Speaker 1: Get home and the babysit ter leaves and I'm silly,
Speaker 1: whoa what was that truck? Slow? Down the road. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there on the couch and I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to bed, and I'm like, oh no, the golf ball.
Speaker 1: And I said, all right, I'm gonna go get the
Speaker 1: golf ball out, and I go and luckily I went
Speaker 1: Instagram Live. Becaure's what a golf ball sounds like. Instagram
Speaker 1: Live saved my life because I was just gonna go
Speaker 1: hand in the toilet, get the ball out. This should
Speaker 1: have been a commercial with the Super Bowl. And someone
Speaker 1: on Instagram lives like, dude, put the tongs down, don't
Speaker 1: worry about your hand. Go get a wire hanger and
Speaker 1: use the hook part to pull it out and then
Speaker 1: you can grab it with the tongs. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: about that hanger. You're never gonna have it again. That's okay.
Speaker 1: A hanger is three cents. Use a brown shirt to
Speaker 1: hang afterwards. And so I was like, this is so smart,
Speaker 1: and dude, let me tell you I got that hanger.
Speaker 1: I mean, scoop got the what do they call tongs,
Speaker 1: grabbed that ball, dropped it in the trash. Wa la
Speaker 1: hang golf ball out? Hanger can still be used? No,
Speaker 1: because I had to I had to unravel it because
Speaker 1: it was not long enough the hook to reach down
Speaker 1: to get the ball right.
Speaker 2: But if there's only so much feces on it, it
Speaker 2: can still you can put a yellow shirt on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, the tongs went back in the dishwasher. That'll clean whatever,
Speaker 1: that'll clean whatever. Not worried about golf ball. Someone on
Speaker 1: the live feet said they wanted the golf ball. I said,
Speaker 1: send me a DM. They never sent me a DM,
Speaker 1: so it's still sitting there. Would have been funny as
Speaker 1: if you gave it to me as a present.
Speaker 2: And then right now I hear this story and the
Speaker 2: whole time I slowly realized that's the.
Speaker 1: Ball you just gave me. Damn. That would have been funny.
Speaker 1: That would have been a good segment. Damn. I should
Speaker 1: have brought that to him, be like, hey, dude, this
Speaker 1: is a golf ball you're gonna hit a hole in
Speaker 1: one with, and tossed it to you. Why did you
Speaker 1: not do that? I was probably gonna do that, but
Speaker 1: then I got sick and that it was from a
Speaker 1: week It app it was from a week and a
Speaker 1: half ago, dude. And so the story's not even that
Speaker 1: great because it's on my Instagram live and everybody's already
Speaker 1: seen it, but I just wanted to share the story
Speaker 1: because a week and a half ago it was funny
Speaker 1: and now it's just I needed to talk about it
Speaker 1: to get it off my chest.
Speaker 2: What we wanted to say real quick before we do
Speaker 2: go to commercial those that we care about, thank you
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Speaker 1: While you were gone. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Forgot about
Speaker 1: you farmers. Dude, Yeah, we're back live. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something though, Yes you are looking live. I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell you that there might be someone that is
Speaker 1: better at selling cable than you were at Grand Day Communications.
Speaker 1: I was top sales, illegally or not. I was number
Speaker 1: one on the spreadsheet. They may have absolutely figured out
Speaker 1: how to do their job, and I have never received
Speaker 1: better advice from a customer service representative.
Speaker 2: It's his Ray Mundo. Thanks for calling Grinding Communications. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be a resistance to you. Oh yeah, you have
Speaker 2: a problem with your dish. Let me reconnect you hang
Speaker 2: up on them. This one right here messed with my
Speaker 2: sound effects.
Speaker 1: Gosh, continue now I'm waiting for the sound You said
Speaker 1: you did this, so the story is incomplete if we
Speaker 1: don't have your sound. Ah, there's a problem with your dish.
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, and what would you do there?
Speaker 1: You go hang up on them because it's not going
Speaker 1: to get you a sale.
Speaker 2: I realized with the algorithm it did not benefit you
Speaker 2: to stay on the phone with them because they don't
Speaker 2: want any upsales. They don't want any of that. All
Speaker 2: they want is their issue fixed. Hang up with them.
Speaker 2: It's better for your overall QUM ratio and how you
Speaker 2: get paid out to just hang up on an old person,
Speaker 2: hang up on a person that doesn't know what they're
Speaker 2: talking about, hang up on a person that needs a
Speaker 2: quick fix.
Speaker 1: There you go, Well, this lady didn't hang up on me, Brian,
Speaker 1: that's what we should do our listeners at the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bone Show. I needed a quick fix. I needed to
Speaker 1: call and report that the line to my house was
Speaker 1: severed in the backyard. I'd already called twice and they
Speaker 1: told me there's a major outage. That I could not
Speaker 1: report it. So it had been almost three weeks since
Speaker 1: this ice storm. WHOA was this a Nancy Guthrie case? No, well,
Speaker 1: it seems like it went about that long. And I
Speaker 1: called and I said, hey, yeah, I just need to
Speaker 1: call and she said, yeah, I see there's a big outage.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, I need to report that
Speaker 1: my line is severed because I do not want them
Speaker 1: to come out here and fix the line and then
Speaker 1: me still be without cable on internet. And she was like, yeah, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to put that in. And I said,
Speaker 1: can you give me an estimate on how long until
Speaker 1: this is back up and running? And she said, let
Speaker 1: me look here, sir, let me look over here. Actually, sir,
Speaker 1: I can't. There's not really an estimation up there yet.
Speaker 1: I said, so what am I supposed to do? I
Speaker 1: have been without cable and internet without for three weeks
Speaker 1: and you can't even give me an estimate a ballpark
Speaker 1: figure when you guys are gonna be able to come
Speaker 1: out and fix this problem?
Speaker 2: Did you start saying websites you're not able to go
Speaker 2: to Solarlosers, dot Com, Cinemax, Hbo, Max Stars, Max.
Speaker 1: Didn't say, any website. Didn't even think about.
Speaker 2: That, ESPN, the NBA All Star Game, the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: Mugsy Bunny, I said, I am losing all.
Speaker 1: My hotspot is run out for the month. You didn't
Speaker 1: get to see the halftime show a kinky Rabbit. No,
Speaker 1: I did because I did the hotspot thing. She doesn't
Speaker 1: know that, oh, the antenna, the antenna things. She thinks
Speaker 1: everything severed correct. So she was like, yeah, I understand
Speaker 1: that can be very frustrating. And I said, yeah, so
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm going to get my work done.
Speaker 1: My house can't operate properly without it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do. What do you suggest I do?
Speaker 1: And this is when she won Employee of the Year.
Speaker 1: She goes, Sir, what I would do is call another service.
Speaker 1: She referred you to the competition. She goes, if that
Speaker 1: was my house, I would call another company and get
Speaker 1: a new service.
Speaker 2: That's an upsale. I never tried at Grande Communications.
Speaker 1: She goes, I know this is on a recorded line
Speaker 1: and I'm probably not supposed to be saying this, but
Speaker 1: I would make them earn my loyalty back. I'd make
Speaker 1: them call me and give me a huge discount and
Speaker 1: try to woo me back after I join another service.
Speaker 1: If after three weeks I'm not able to be told
Speaker 1: when my cable and internet is going to be restored,
Speaker 1: I would go somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I want to be dis I was like hol a truck.
Speaker 1: I said, wow, she goes yeah. I mean it's unfair
Speaker 1: to you as a customer to just be sitting there.
Speaker 1: So if that was my house, that's what I would do.
Speaker 1: It's probably not what they want to hear down the
Speaker 1: line when they're listening into this call, but that's my
Speaker 1: honest opinion. Don't worry, lady.
Speaker 2: They're only going to audio if you get in trouble
Speaker 2: and they'll pull the calls.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're in the clear. If there's a call center
Speaker 1: thirty people, you'll get audited once a month they call
Speaker 1: pull five calls. Maybe. Well, for the most part, you
Speaker 1: should be good. So there's not someone listening all the time.
Speaker 1: Heck no.
Speaker 2: And if she's got nothing but rave reviews, no customers
Speaker 2: actually calling in and saying her name, and if her
Speaker 2: sales numbers are fine, they'll never listen to her calls
Speaker 2: for years. I was good for a year and then
Speaker 2: I tried to go number one at sales. All of
Speaker 2: a sudden they started pulling calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I was like wow. So I sat
Speaker 1: down with the wife and I was like, look, we're
Speaker 1: making the change. We're calling this company, we're calling this company.
Speaker 1: We're going to see which one can be out here first.
Speaker 1: And we are doing it. And so Thursday I get
Speaker 1: home from work and they're out there fixing the line. Wow,
Speaker 1: the old company, the old company. So her little saying
Speaker 1: you should switch companies to me. They were listening in
Speaker 1: and said, we got to send someone to that account. Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that was twenty years ago. They could have buzzwords.
Speaker 2: If somebody says F word, S word, it might ping.
Speaker 2: So they could then pull that call.
Speaker 1: And they sat up there and they fixed the line
Speaker 1: in the alley, and then they're fixing the line to
Speaker 1: my house. And some person that lived in my house
Speaker 1: before had a different company. So there's another wire and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, can you cut that down? He goes,
Speaker 1: not our wire man can't do it. Of course, man
Speaker 1: if hey let the other guy do it. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: But he goes, you have to call that company. I said,
Speaker 1: there is there's no way does this company start with
Speaker 1: Benjamin Frank Glenn. I said, there is no way. If
Speaker 1: I call that other company and say, hey, man, I
Speaker 1: need you guys to bring a truck out here because
Speaker 1: I have a wire. I need you guys to cut.
Speaker 1: They will be here in six years. Roll a truck.
Speaker 1: They would say weird stuff like that to me.
Speaker 2: I would hang up on them, and so I was like, anything,
Speaker 2: roll a truck to come get some cord come out
Speaker 2: of the ground. Yeah, yeah, let me transfer you all right.
Speaker 1: Next call hello running Communications, racele in here. How can
Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, an upseil, I'll get you stars HBO and that
Speaker 2: UFC fight you said you had a little bit of
Speaker 2: blurry problems.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't. Let me just credit it.
Speaker 2: Anyways, You're welcome, of course, just make sure you call
Speaker 2: back in three months or what we're gonna bill you
Speaker 2: thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: You're probably gonna complain and to hate me. Then all right,
Speaker 1: how good they it's beautiful, coach. It was great until
Speaker 1: it wasn't until what until the bottom filler. And I
Speaker 1: looked up at the guy in the ladder and I'm
Speaker 1: like man, and he goes, I'm sorry, man, it's just
Speaker 1: like liability reasons, all right, buddy, And I let them.
Speaker 1: I said, Man, so I'm gonna go through the hassle
Speaker 1: of trying to call this other company after I just
Speaker 1: sat here with three weeks with no internet and no
Speaker 1: cable and you're right there, inches from it, and all
Speaker 1: you got to do is a little slice and it'll
Speaker 1: come down. And then you got to go to the
Speaker 1: other end and do a little slice and it'll come down,
Speaker 1: and then that that wire won't be hanging over my
Speaker 1: backyard and it'll be like I'll be free of this
Speaker 1: whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, so it was hanging over the entire yard. You
Speaker 2: didn't say that. I thought it was just up on
Speaker 2: the telephone pole.
Speaker 1: No, and he less, let me go, alright, I got
Speaker 1: your dog. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the show, That's what I'm saying. And he
Speaker 1: just he just looked at him. He goes big fen
Speaker 1: the potty, al right, I got your dog, and he
Speaker 1: cut it down. And so I mean, everything is right
Speaker 1: in the world right now. Let me float you a
Speaker 1: couple of coins. Click any carpciate. I thought my life
Speaker 1: was headed in the right direction, like it was every
Speaker 1: day was like looking great, and then Friday hit and
Speaker 1: that's when I was sick. Oh that was on Thursday. Man, okay,
Speaker 1: like everything was like wow, wow wow, and then how
Speaker 1: how how down I went? That was amazing, dude. But
Speaker 1: I do have cable and internet back. I have cable
Speaker 1: and internet back.
Speaker 2: Well, you can finally watch the Spurs in Kansas because
Speaker 2: both doing well.
Speaker 1: Well, I did get to well. I kind of watched
Speaker 1: Kansas on Saturday when we didn't watch the Peterson kid.
Speaker 1: He never plays, no, he played on Saturday. That's when
Speaker 1: my eyes were almost all the way shut, so I
Speaker 1: couldn't see it that well, honey, what's the score? I
Speaker 1: got a first half over, but we were getting our
Speaker 1: butts kicked and uh I think I fell asleep on
Speaker 1: the couch. At that point. I was like, man, we're
Speaker 1: not We're not gonna win this game. We've been hotter
Speaker 1: in a pistol that was riding on the wall. We
Speaker 1: gave Iowa State their first loss. We were bound to lose.
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what, I'm okay, my
Speaker 1: eyes are hurting, I'm not feeling good. My name's Bennett.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna be in it. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we are back. We are back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and careful with the references to a pistol, just
Speaker 2: because of the Nancy Got three case right now, he
Speaker 2: had a pistol in his front crotch and no glove resferences. Ray,
Speaker 2: it's been warmer in here than a glove thrown on
Speaker 2: the side of the road.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's just avoided since you've been here. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and we'll take a break. We'll be right back, dude.
Speaker 2: Ray, tell you what one of those nest cams it's been, uh, Ray,
Speaker 2: it's been more photographic.
Speaker 1: In here than a ring camera. You know what I'm saying. Right,
Speaker 1: it's been hotter in here in a day in Phoenix.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Ray, it has been more confusing here than that sheriff
Speaker 2: down there in Tucson.
Speaker 1: You don't know what I'm saying. Just avoid those references, man, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Do you have any more that you have
Speaker 1: on the list that you've been keeping track since we
Speaker 1: haven't been here? No, that was it, right?
Speaker 2: It has been uh more ged confusing than Gma or
Speaker 2: she's on the Today Show.
Speaker 1: Ray, how are you doing today? No? Too soon, too soon, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Our prayers are with the family Savannah guth three
Speaker 2: Nancy Guthrie, as Baser would say, y'all, where's Nancy?
Speaker 1: Hello? Love the pod. My husband is a huge fan
Speaker 1: of the podcast and a huge fan of you guys.
Speaker 1: He listens to The Big Show too, but Sore Losers
Speaker 1: is by far his favorite above the other one. I
Speaker 1: wanted to reach out and ask for help with a
Speaker 1: birthday present for my husband Patrick. I was wondering if
Speaker 1: you give him a shout out on his birthday. It's
Speaker 1: February seventeenth, and I know he'd think you guys wishing
Speaker 1: him a happy birthday would be one of the coolest
Speaker 1: birthday gifts ever. Patrick loves all things sports. He loves
Speaker 1: baseball's I mean baseball, the Cincinnati Reds, college football, and
Speaker 1: basketball Kentucky Wildcats. They suck, golf and almost every sport
Speaker 1: but soccer. He is very knowledgeable about sports. I'd say
Speaker 1: he's a sports genius two and does sports coverage with
Speaker 1: thirteen Region Media high school boys and girls basketball. He
Speaker 1: does great interviews and articles. Needless to say, he's very
Speaker 1: talented and knowledgeable about sports and a big sports fan.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know I'm asking for all this. I wanted
Speaker 1: it to be a surprise. If y'all have time to
Speaker 1: I know he'd probably get freak out and be one
Speaker 1: of the best birthdays of all time. Thank you for
Speaker 1: taking the time to read this. May God bless you. Jaden.
Speaker 1: This just in. It was yesterday his birthday. Happy birthday, Patrick, Yeah,
Speaker 1: yea yeah, but we didn't have a podcast on his birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh so this is the first Patrick birthday, first day
Speaker 1: since his birthday. So this is his birthday podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: you stumbled over your words very memorably. He's gonna love that.
Speaker 1: Do you want the voicemail that we got? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: not today? What right? We can hold the handle so
Speaker 1: much excitement. You can only handle so much excitement, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean it is Patrick's birthday. We just want to
Speaker 1: soak this in for a minute. I mean, Jaden wrote
Speaker 1: some glowing things about her husband, Jaden. That's the white
Speaker 1: I thought he was gay or blind. Oh god, no,
Speaker 1: Patrick is a sports fan. The climber was blind. I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did Mount Kelmanjaro. Excuse me. Yeah, So, happy birthday
Speaker 1: to Patrick Man. I hope it was a great one.
Speaker 1: I don't know how old you are. But you like
Speaker 1: the Reds. They sucked, the Wildcats they suck. So you
Speaker 1: like some crappy teams.
Speaker 2: But it's a great birthday, man, And you got Eli
Speaker 2: Dela Cruz randomly neighbor is obsessed with the Reds. Really
Speaker 2: had a connection with a guy there at the Old
Speaker 2: Reds New Reds. Dude, he has a turnstile from one
Speaker 2: of the red stadiums. He's got bases all over. Guy's
Speaker 2: going on YouTube. I did a whole hour video up
Speaker 2: in his upstairs of all the red stuff he has.
Speaker 2: You did, Joey Vado, chairs, bats balls, basses, There's benches, seats,
Speaker 2: ticket holders from the old stadium, helmets, pine tar, chalk, condoms.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of stuff. I mean, I
Speaker 1: really need to get up to a Reds game. Man.
Speaker 1: We were gonna go last year, take the boys see
Speaker 1: the Cubs Reds first weekend out of school. But then
Speaker 1: we ended up not going. And I don't know why
Speaker 1: we didn't go, but man, it's just right up the
Speaker 1: road South Beach. Lived there for a whole year.
Speaker 2: And I go, dude, how many Bengals and Reds games
Speaker 2: did you go to? And he goes none, huh, he said,
Speaker 2: I don't go to games by myself. That's such a
Speaker 2: loser thing to do.
Speaker 1: I can see that, bro. I went to Vandy all
Speaker 1: by myself and at the best time ever. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: when I bailed on you bad and Justin Yeah, who
Speaker 1: was another one. Kevin was also supposed to roll a bailed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's tough, man, I just think. Yeah, Vandy football, though
Speaker 1: not very ill. I had a blast Paba threw for
Speaker 1: five hundred four tugs. Yeah. Baseball, I mean I've been
Speaker 1: to one baseball game by myself. I went to see
Speaker 1: the A's versus the Rangers in Arlington by myself. It
Speaker 1: is weird when you go when you're cheering because you
Speaker 1: ain't got that person to high five. But I believe
Speaker 1: at one point I high five to a dude.
Speaker 2: Next to me, and then you just kind of act
Speaker 2: like your person's always coming. Oh, two seats here, okay cool,
Speaker 2: So then they think your person's just late.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was going because I was going to They
Speaker 1: were doing an open casting call for Real World and
Speaker 1: road Rules. And so my buddy Wade lived in you
Speaker 1: know Bogs not Wade, Bogs, Wade Pack. He lived up
Speaker 1: and his sister lived up there, and so I was
Speaker 1: going to stay with her. And so I went to
Speaker 1: the Rangers game while I was in town, and they
Speaker 1: were playing the A's and I sat right behind home plate.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember if it was Mulder or Huts
Speaker 1: or Zito, and they but either. They were both lefties,
Speaker 1: so I don't remember which one it was. But that curveball, Dude,
Speaker 1: it dropped off a cliff dropped. It was so great
Speaker 1: to watch. You're like, whoa bam gone? Sitting right behind
Speaker 1: home plate was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't have a baseball stadium here nearby, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to make a drive if you do.
Speaker 1: Go. No, No, we got one right down the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one you get in the outfield drinking some
Speaker 2: of those Jack Daniels slushies. You forget you're at a
Speaker 2: baseball game playing bags.
Speaker 1: No that they got a party, they got the miniature golf,
Speaker 1: they got everything. Justin goes. Why what do you mean
Speaker 1: we're leaving?
Speaker 2: And I said, the game ended. What do you mean
Speaker 2: we're leaving? It's only ten, This bar is still open.
Speaker 2: I said, dude, you're in right field of a baseball game.
Speaker 2: The game's over. This bar closes when the game ends.
Speaker 2: What do you mean bars don't close at ten? They
Speaker 2: do it a baseball game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they kick you out, dude, Like this is a
Speaker 1: baseball stadium. They locked the gates because they don't want
Speaker 1: you running on the field. Yeah. So man, so what
Speaker 1: have you been up to the last week? Man? I
Speaker 1: mean this it feels like a weird hodgepodge of podcast
Speaker 1: here because I mean, we're all over the place, but
Speaker 1: it feels good to be back. Well. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: worried for you. Baser did say where are you getting
Speaker 1: your lip injections at? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Get her person that information because she liked them. They're
Speaker 2: plump apparently where they were huge.
Speaker 1: We were worried.
Speaker 2: About you and I can't believe though. So was it
Speaker 2: just the Z packs they pumped you with?
Speaker 1: Did they pump me with steroids? Antibiotics? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. They were an oral steroids, a steroid shot everything?
Speaker 2: Because I mean, you you say Z pack. I'd heard
Speaker 2: it so many times, but she didn't say right. But
Speaker 2: when you always have these problems, it's usually a Z pac.
Speaker 2: So this time they had to throw the kitchen sain cakes.
Speaker 1: They had to throw kitchen. It was a lot different.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the normal pack that I usually get.
Speaker 2: And like you said, how do single parents do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know, go out like that.
Speaker 1: There's no way. I mean, my kids, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, Amy's a single parent. I mean, like
Speaker 1: my her ex husband's miles away, and I mean she
Speaker 1: has the kids every other week. I mean, how does
Speaker 1: she freaking do it? I don't know. My wife, Like
Speaker 1: she was able to take the kids to the basketball
Speaker 1: game on Saturday, and then after the basketball game they
Speaker 1: went to the park, the playground for three and a
Speaker 1: half hours. He got to and just gave me time
Speaker 1: to just kind of almost die at the house by myself.
Speaker 1: She want she didn't want the kids to see me
Speaker 1: pass away. No, she didn't want them there.
Speaker 2: When I took my last breath and three and a
Speaker 2: half hours at a park. That's not called being bored
Speaker 2: and finding something to do. That's called just being homeless.
Speaker 1: Dude. I know, because they overran the park downtown. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: it's right next to the river. They're gonna make a
Speaker 1: walking track. They're also gonna make monkey bars and basketball hoops.
Speaker 1: It was overrun. It was a homeless encampment within two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, my nephew's in town. We'll play ping pong.
Speaker 1: This homeless person takes his shoe and throws it at
Speaker 1: my wife and sister.
Speaker 2: This is the one thing Tristan remembers by his childhood
Speaker 2: from me.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's still playing basketball, Yeah got it.
Speaker 2: They've been struggling. But he put up twenty the other night,
Speaker 2: and me and Beazer made a deal with him. He
Speaker 2: puts up combined points and rebounds twenty five. He gets
Speaker 2: a pair of Denver Broncos chubby shorts, and he has
Speaker 2: one game to do it on third tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if he does.
Speaker 2: Anyways, this homeless person, drunk and high on X throw
Speaker 2: he's whipping around like a helicopter, throws his shoe in
Speaker 2: the air, lands a foot from my sister and.
Speaker 1: Wife girlfriend at the time. God, we are since been
Speaker 1: in May, are married. I go up to this homeless guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't you ever ever can throw your shoe?
Speaker 1: Get the f out of here, get care, get the cattire.
Speaker 2: I scared the demons out of that guy. I think
Speaker 2: he went sober and got a job the next day.
Speaker 1: Dude, Wow, I don't again.
Speaker 2: I don't know what came over me, but it was
Speaker 2: the first time that I felt my family was in danger.
Speaker 2: It's fine if he's just over their sunbathing. But when
Speaker 2: he threw the shoe and got into their space, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I could see that he was
Speaker 2: on crack cocaine.
Speaker 1: He had been doing some heroin. He was on another
Speaker 1: planet planet. I yelled at him and he cleared out,
Speaker 1: But Boomer goes, hey, hunt the way. Remember that one
Speaker 1: time the homeless guy threw the shoe at us. That's crazy, man,
Speaker 1: I like a hero. I just had to kind of
Speaker 1: he was weird me out, dude. I just had to
Speaker 1: get him out of there. And I think Hillary was
Speaker 1: there too. Were you more scared for your sister or
Speaker 1: for your girlfriend? I didn't think he was going to
Speaker 1: come that close to him. I'm all fine, ten feet cool,
Speaker 1: five feet no worries, two feet need a dollar, one
Speaker 1: inch away from my family. I was like, get the
Speaker 1: got and I was like five deep and I was
Speaker 1: just trying to play football with my nephew. I was like,
Speaker 1: at the got him out of there. I think he's sober.
Speaker 1: It's great, man. I saw I think I saw him
Speaker 1: working at Al Dean's. Yeah, yeah, well probably holding road signs.
Speaker 1: That's usually where they go after jail. Coach, Good to
Speaker 1: have you back. I didn't know if the pod was
Speaker 1: going to continue. No, it's good, man. I really don't
Speaker 1: know what else was going on in the sports world.
Speaker 1: I had no other choice, but I was like posting
Speaker 1: on the socials. I was like, well, we haven't done
Speaker 1: a new one since Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, did you listen to our last podcast yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? A man, sometimes people get sick, dude. It was
Speaker 1: just it was a it was a rough It was
Speaker 1: a rough time. Well, you know, I'm not even that
Speaker 1: hard on you. Why McAfee's been off for since the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl? Whoa, they just take two weeks off. Laura
Speaker 1: Rutledge from ESPN that Blondie. Don't know her, she does
Speaker 1: sideline reporting for all the football games. Don't know her.
Speaker 1: She's been traveling, she's been Disney. She's off. So I
Speaker 1: mean that was the time when people take their breaks.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, well we'll take a break.
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying we weren't competing against anybody. There
Speaker 2: was nobody else putting out any content. So hopefully our
Speaker 2: old content is better retread than other people.
Speaker 1: I don't think people go back and listen to our
Speaker 1: old content. I think they just you're dead wrong. You
Speaker 1: are dead wrong because you want I do to McAfee.
Speaker 1: If it's fantasy football, seasm, you go back and listen old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to listen to new if it's fantasy football? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That really didn't work. I thought that was going to
Speaker 1: do better. I didn't even make the playoffs. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're getting the information on guys from two years ago,
Speaker 1: doesn't really hold up to what it is now. But
Speaker 1: I will go listen to funny episodes.
Speaker 2: I will go back to a certain date that I
Speaker 2: remember I laughed my butt off, and I'll go back
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: So I think you're dead wrong. I would. I would
Speaker 1: say ninety nine percent of our listeners none of them
Speaker 1: have gone back and listened to an episode over once.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone back to an old fling? Not recently?
Speaker 1: No ray, not in the last Hell would I admit
Speaker 1: to what year did I get married? Not in the
Speaker 1: last eleven years? Has it been eleven years? Make sure
Speaker 1: that timeline's good. I'm like, oh, what year was ye?
Speaker 1: I think I got married in fifteen.
Speaker 2: It is funny you always joke about timelines, and what
Speaker 2: we've learned with forensics in the first forty eight is
Speaker 2: timelines are so critical because it's like, especially with marriages
Speaker 2: and affairs, because it's like, how long y'all been togay,
Speaker 2: Oh we've been together a year? When did y'all break up?
Speaker 1: Oh we broke up like nine months ago? What? Those
Speaker 1: timelines don't match.
Speaker 2: So that's why it's always huge with affairs and crimes
Speaker 2: and so who was the last person to see Nancy
Speaker 2: at what time? And when did that camera record that?
Speaker 2: Timelines that's why we always set up a timeline, have
Speaker 2: to they're huge.
Speaker 1: It's such a big issue.
Speaker 2: That's because when you said I was Thursday, the golf
Speaker 2: ball was in the pisser, that's your timeline, and then
Speaker 2: Friday you were sick. It wouldn't have matched up with
Speaker 2: your story. That's why I was good. The timeline flowed.
Speaker 1: No, No, Thursday was when the cable guy right showed
Speaker 1: up and you were you were puffy faced or you
Speaker 1: were piss hand. No, no, piss hand was the last weekend.
Speaker 1: We just didn't have enough time for it. On that Wednesday, pot. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we had to set up a whole week and
Speaker 1: a half time. Oh gosh, I mean, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: other stories that I forgot that i'd written down, that
Speaker 1: you probably had that you want to talk about last
Speaker 1: week and memorize.
Speaker 2: This one thing. Vanderbilt is gonna start giving out marshmallows.
Speaker 2: But it's like a kid's toy. That's a marshmallow.
Speaker 1: Great, they'll probably charge you for it. Well, I was
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, oh my god, I can't wait. That's
Speaker 1: another game you need to go to. Nope, not going
Speaker 1: to the games now. I'm getting bombarded with advertisements. Spend
Speaker 1: your Saturday inside with Vandy basketball. I just saw one
Speaker 1: for Georgia. They played Georgia on the twentieth. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm good. Not gonna be there. I would say,
Speaker 1: since we're talking basketball teams that could win it, Michigan,
Speaker 1: that's it. Michigan. Arizona is apparently these kids from overseas.
Speaker 1: I've just watched them for the first time. They lost,
Speaker 1: and the Kansas they all seem.
Speaker 2: Like they're they played overseas for a little bit and
Speaker 2: then came over here. So I'd say Arizona not that
Speaker 2: they're bad. They're just they just don't look like they're
Speaker 2: as athletic.
Speaker 1: Michigan.
Speaker 2: There's Michigan these college kids, so it's Michigan, Arizona'll throw
Speaker 2: them in Michigan State and Kansas.
Speaker 1: Kansas can't win nothing. There's four with the Peterson kid,
Speaker 1: they can't win it all. So there's four teams that
Speaker 1: can win at all. At Duke, Well, they got the
Speaker 1: Boozer kid. That's Woody Award winner or whatever. But other
Speaker 1: than that, it's your four teams. Man, it just feels
Speaker 1: good to be able to put basketball back on. Like
Speaker 1: I watched a little bit this weekend and it was
Speaker 1: just like, man, this is so weird to have TV.
Speaker 2: Well, and this was People always say, I know we
Speaker 2: only talk lifestyle, no sports, but I want to say this.
Speaker 2: After the fourth of July it's notorious. It's like the
Speaker 2: one day of the year there's no sports or something.
Speaker 2: February is pretty damn close because NBA does the All
Speaker 2: Star Break, NHL is playing in the Olympics, so let's
Speaker 2: just consider that on break. Tennis doesn't have anything to
Speaker 2: the French Open. Golf is on a break until the
Speaker 2: Masters are playing other stuff, So right, now this dead
Speaker 2: period because we're waiting until March madness, We're waiting until baseball,
Speaker 2: no football.
Speaker 1: This is almost as bad as Fourth of July. And
Speaker 1: Bezer was.
Speaker 2: Why are you so bored? What do you mean you
Speaker 2: want to watch a movie? Ain't nothing on TV?
Speaker 1: Statistically, there's not. I'm factually correct. Yeah, I have no idea, man,
Speaker 1: I I couldn't tell you. I don't know what happened
Speaker 1: in the All Star Game, no idea. I didn't see
Speaker 1: a highlight nothing, no idea, no clue. They had the
Speaker 1: three point shot? Who won? Watch any of it?
Speaker 2: Don't know it was bad memories because actually that's when
Speaker 2: I was It was uncovered my gambling addiction a year
Speaker 2: ago to the day.
Speaker 1: The only thing I did see was mac McClung didn't
Speaker 1: do the dunk contest because other participants said they wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. He was in it, so he just put
Speaker 1: on Twitter. He put videos up and said these were
Speaker 1: the dunks I was gonna do. They were nasty. They
Speaker 1: were so nasty. What was he making a political stance?
Speaker 1: Bad bunny or whatever you No, other players in the
Speaker 1: NBA wouldn't go to the dunk contest because they thought
Speaker 1: they would lose if he was in it, so he said,
Speaker 1: I won't go. He did one where he jumped up
Speaker 1: toe tapped the ball with his toes and then backwards dunk.
Speaker 1: I was like, dum one of the dunks doesn't get
Speaker 1: enough credit.
Speaker 2: Maybe ten years ago guy jumped up, blew out the
Speaker 2: candle with the cupcake and dunked it. Never even got
Speaker 2: a perfect score because he made it so the ball
Speaker 2: didn't put out the cupcake candle and him putting his
Speaker 2: arms up into it.
Speaker 1: It was literally him blowing the candle out, is what
Speaker 1: did it? That's pretty impressed. Ray. He should have hate
Speaker 1: the cupcake. I'll think it would be cool to dunk
Speaker 1: a basketball. That probably has to be one of the
Speaker 1: best feelings in the world.
Speaker 2: Not a lot of people can. My dad six' seven
Speaker 2: and what he can't? DUNK i think he said because
Speaker 2: his hands were. Smaller he said he couldn't grip the.
Speaker 2: Ball he could touch the, rim but he. Couldn't you
Speaker 2: can't dunk with two, hands it's, harder and he said
Speaker 2: with one hand he couldn't. Dunk i'm like And, boomer
Speaker 2: he's like six,' FOUR and i, Was, LIKE boomer i
Speaker 2: can pertneer touch the net that's right below.
Speaker 1: The rim tell me you. Can't dunk he's got. No
Speaker 1: hops That's what. I'm, SAYING dude I know miguel. Can't
Speaker 1: dunk he can't even. Touch net there's. No way What?
Speaker 1: About uh What about colby the? Truck driver he might
Speaker 1: be able? To dunk What? About cappy don't think he? Can?
Speaker 1: Dunk man don't think he? Can? Dunk man, That's rue capy.
Speaker 2: Goes man you guys don't do enough for the. DISABLED
Speaker 2: community i, was, like well what do you want us?
Speaker 2: To do put wheelchair ramps out front? Of?
Speaker 1: Businesses well do you mean we carried you All around
Speaker 1: nashville for five years and dropped you on?
Speaker 2: Your HEAD and i did learn there's some back alleys
Speaker 2: to some of, those bars some of those places we Went. With,
Speaker 2: cappy yeah they hadn't had any foot traffic since the.
Speaker 2: Place opened it.
Speaker 1: Was dust they're, moving. Chords wires we were in the
Speaker 1: guts of five of the ten. BARS downtown i. Love, It,
Speaker 1: man hey this spot may have, sucked today but we.
Speaker 1: Are back we're. Going home we had to knock the.
Speaker 1: Rust off have A, great, wednesday guys and guys, not
Speaker 1: honestly it's. Not satire we're. Not mad i'm, not anyways it's.
Speaker 2: Serious business Let's get nancy found baser cracks me up
Speaker 2: every time she gets On her instagram In her southern
Speaker 2: accent and she goes just like it's her. Own parent, she,
Speaker 2: goes Y'all? Where's, nancy no.
Speaker 1: REALLY worry i mean we should really cover. That more
Speaker 1: Maybe on friday we'll. Dissect IT but i have, no idea.
Speaker 1: No idea no idea is that when when DOES the nba?
Speaker 1: Come back? YOU know I mean i believe it would
Speaker 1: probably be, this week not taking multiple. Weeks, off no
Speaker 1: it's got to be, like, today, RIGHT yeah i mean, it's.
Speaker 1: BACK dude I mean. PATRICK'S birthday i mean we can't HAVE. No, nba,
Speaker 1: yeah no it's Not. Today olympics we're getting killed in the.
Speaker 1: Medal count, well yeah, it's, winner dude we're not supposed to. Win,
Speaker 1: it yeah we don't have, any winner. Not. REALLY yeah
Speaker 1: i don't SEE any, nba today, all? Right man yeah
Speaker 1: you see the. Dows down Oh that's i'm sad. About that.
Speaker 1: That's sad