WEBVTT - Risen From The Dead! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.880 I so O believe it. I'm recording you yelling say 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:09.960 out loud, so obelieve it. We are back. I want 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:14.480 to apologize sore Losers Nation. We left you high and 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.640 dry at the end of last week. Boys and girls. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.920 There wasn't no doing it. Couldn't do it, wouldn't do it. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:23.599 I had no choice. How's it going, I'm sissing. Hey, 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:28.080 what's up, dude? It feels fantastic. What's your name? My 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.520 name is lunchbox. Dude. You know that if you. 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.680 Waited any longer, we're gonna have to cancel the podcast 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.040 because they have to put ads in our podcast. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.320 And I sent you a text. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.239 I said, uh, the suits and mustaches are gonna be 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:41.160 emailing us. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.320 Hello. I know I was about to just come on 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:47.280 here and fart. You should have. You could have done anything, 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.000 because they were starting to worry that the podcast was over. 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.760 They thought we had folded. They thought it we had 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.040 packed up shop. I did get a text from one 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:58.760 of the bosses. He was like, whoa, uh heal up? Man, 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.279 you look bad. Thanks man, appreciate that. Ray. You could 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.039 do two farts and do ads on each side. Another 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.640 boss did comment on one of my posts and said, 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:11.640 glad I didn't high five you in the hallway. What 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.280 the golden hallway shower. Yeah, So those were the two 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.000 comments I got from upper management. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.720 Oh man, upper management. They've been bizarre lately. With this 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:25.000 cruise coming up, I feel ain't nowhere to put their hands. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.280 Ah. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.280 The other day, the program director for the one stage 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.520 and came and sat on Scuba's chair and just sat there. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:32.600 Really yeah. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.319 And then by the time I went to the bathroom 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:35.959 and came back, I go, Abby, where did he go? 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.399 And she said, I don't know. He just came in here, 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.760 sat down, nobody was in here, and then he left. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.720 Eh. I wish I was out wide open. Hey, weird 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.720 things going on, man. You know what I never got 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.720 to last week that I was ready to tell you all. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:52.040 About Jamaica stories. The box that you're supposed to open, 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:52.520 I don't know. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.280 No, No, the Jamaica stories on March eighth. That was 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.400 one of the things that we're gonna get to eventually 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.480 in like a week and a half, two weeks. But no, 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.320 I had to go fishing in my toilet and I 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.880 never got to tell you about it. Well, do you 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:06.840 want to start the show. Yeah, let's start the show 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.480 as we go fishing in the toy. Oh no, we're 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.119 going to do the start of the show and then 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:12.959 do that because I have a new intro. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.960 What I spent three minutes on it because I know 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:18.240 you're going to criticize it. But I was never I 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.160 was bored and had been so long since we'd done 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:20.840 a podcast. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.520 Oh, you have a new intro. Yeah, I thought you 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.440 made you like recorded something. My fault. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:40.359 It's the sore Losers story, Lunchbox listen. I was all 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:47.200 sick and I had to get on Sealis. Also Starry Raymundo, 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.119 my name's Bennett. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.000 I ain't in it. My name's Paul. That's up to y'all. 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:58.480 And in turn Arnold one turn. I was so drunned 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:04.240 on Broadway with Abby, I picked myself. These are the 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:12.720 sore Losers. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's really funny. I 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.800 like it when you're bored. I need you to be 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:19.360 more bored more often. That's pure entertainment. People love it. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.760 All Right, Well we're gonna do it live. Woo oh 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:30.480 the one two, three sore Losers? What up, everybody? I 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.600 am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.880 give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.760 pretty much a sports genius. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.760 What up be all it says, and I'm the voice 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:41.640 guy you heard there. I'm also from the North. I'm 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.120 in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.720 Nashville with Bazer. We got two point three three acres. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.440 We got two kids at Vanderbilt, probably defrosting. It's been 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:52.080 seventy lately. Justins in Michigan. Nobody knows when he's coming back. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.440 He's been going to the gun Lake casino up down. 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:54.920 Who knows. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.080 He's probably down big. He randomly texted me in Bazers 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:02.040 Saturday night and said, my job now is gambling not 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:02.880 going well. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:05.480 I'm like, not the. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.360 Text to send Bazer, just send that to me right. 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.240 She didn't like it, laugh or even comment on it. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.200 He's in a dark place. Hopefully he didn't find the 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:16.800 bottle coach over to you. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.080 I will say Justin has come out of his hibernation 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.560 when I've seen him commenting on some of the Facebook 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.240 posts that people are putting, and he is making little 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:29.120 comments trying to be funny, trying to like get his 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:33.440 groove back, and so there may be uh instead of 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.719 how Stella got her groove back, it's how Justin got 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:40.080 his nah. I couldn't think of a word. It's okay, 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:40.680 you've been sick. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.640 And also sometimes the last time we hear people remember 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:47.400 sore Losers Locks. I heard he went to Phoenix and 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:51.760 then you know, Nancy Guthler went missing. Where's Nancy, y'all? 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.960 I don't think Nancy's the one that's missing, Yes she is, 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.440 you're right, But also why have we not of sore 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.279 losers Locks? And how close does he live to Tucson? 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.760 You know who haven't we heard from either? Taylor Dial? 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.480 I don't know if he still listens. Uh. And there 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.320 was one guy that lived right here in Murphy's bro 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.279 I don't even remember his name, but he used to listen. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:13.960 I don't know if he's still around. But that's not 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.640 that's here North there. We're not here to talk about 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.440 the people that we don't know where they are. They 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:22.560 have gone into the evaporation zone. Anyway, dude, I forgot 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.039 to tell you, I have been so lucky with my 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.240 kids because you don't have kids. Yeah, I do? You do? 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.080 I have a daughter? Oh yeah, she's top low Piper 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:36.039 Piper crap was Pablo's old one. Pablo is past rest 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.720 in peace? Sang it? Why you name him both peace? 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:40.800 That's screwed up about at all. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.400 Piper got named by Reddit Maser said, here's the picture 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:43.839 of my cat. 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.240 Name it. Piper got it? You know how mister bees 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:51.800 got his name Beast Reality some gaming YouTube. I don't know. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.400 I saw a clip the other day. I don't really 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:57.600 know overseas. But anyways, so I have been lucky because 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.279 you get a lot of kids that are upset with 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.280 the toilet and they like to put things in the 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:08.200 toilet and they drop cars, they drop you know, legos, 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:11.680 they drop marbles, they put all sorts of things in 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:18.000 the toilet, or capy dropping bombs. The only thing they 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.320 refuse to drop in the toilet is their pee that 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:24.039 goes all over the floor. Not get it happen? What 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.480 do you mean that wouldn't happen in my house? Oh, 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:30.560 it happens, and you can't you can't stop it. I 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.080 don't know how to stop it. One of those things 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.919 you put on a dog cone put on the toilet, 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:39.120 could do that? Oh like a funnel, Yeah, not a 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.920 bad idea. Problem is they missed the front of the toilet, 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.480 it's right there on the ground. Make them sit. No, 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.120 not doing that, not gonna you know, we're not We're 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.320 not trying to do that, cause you know, weird things 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.200 in their head, you know, Am I a boy or 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.680 a girl? Not that there's anything wrong with that, Not 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:59.800 trying to do that anyway. My house we sit, that's sure, 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.800 how our house we stand. Honey. I want to see 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.240 you standing up. Yep, don't you sit down? No, don't 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.120 you dare. This is a stand up household. Guys, this 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.600 isn't even a joke. And I want you to get 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.679 into what you're gonna say. Amy here at the show, 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.080 from the Big Show, she said she never wants to 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.760 touch the seat, so she'll sit, she stands up and 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:23.560 goes a bathroom. Really have you not heard her say that? No? 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.680 And at the old building, the walls were paper thin, 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.280 and we were right next to each other, and you 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.480 could hear her because she's shooting from two feet up. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.280 That's why it sounded like that. It sounded like she 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:36.560 was standing at a urinal gushing. Huh. Never knew that. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:41.240 Maybe I need to check that feeling yourself yet her 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.640 with with Cat Van Buren Cat Van Buren. So anyway, 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.120 or is it touching yourself? It may be touching yourself. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:50.000 Not really sure. I haven't I haven't downloaded the most 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.240 recent episodes, so I'm not really I'm a little behind 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.240 on my podcast. And we got a voicemail. We do 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:58.040 have a voicemail? Are we behind? Wow? We're behind? Do 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.280 we need I don't know if we need to play 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.880 that today? And you got a box from Laurie. Oh, 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.760 and I got that present for Morgan. I forgot all 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:10.560 about it. Dang it, dude, I'm telling you it's been 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.520 wild anyway, So this is like a week and a 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:19.040 half ago. Now, dust it off. I'm dusting it off. 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.360 I was gonna tell it last week and I totally forgot. 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:26.400 And we had a basketball game. Baby Box had a 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.640 basketball game. I was like, go in and brush your teeth. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.280 And he goes in there and he's brushing your teeth 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.520 and I hear oh oh. And he comes out and 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:38.600 I'm like what and he goes I was playing with 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:42.840 a golf ball Dad. I'm like okay, and he goes, well, 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.880 I dropped it. It hit off the counter, it bounced 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.960 on the floor, and it went in the toilet. Was 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.840 it a prov one. My next question was was it 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.800 a pro v one ray? It was a paloma. He said, 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.480 I don't know what that means, Dad, I said, was 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.640 it a title list? I don't know what that means. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.240 That it's in the toilet. I said, all right, well 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:05.800 grab it out. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.680 Was it one of those Uni balls they refurbish and 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:09.959 try to sell you at full price? 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:14.720 Probably? And he goes, why, I can't pull it out, 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.760 So what do you mean? He goes, well, one of 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.959 my brothers peeding the toilet and didn't flush it. I said, 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.640 so the golf ball is in a p infested toilet. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.880 It's a porta potty. At this point he said, yeah, 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.880 I said, do not flush the toilet, don't touch the toilet. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:35.040 I'm very proud of you for coming out here and 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.520 telling me without flushing the toilet. Now, let me see 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:43.400 this final point. I got the over very smart. Come on, spurs. No, 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:47.960 I don't have cable, ray cable or Internet. You need 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.880 blank direct. I need something. No, that's what I have, 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.400 c word direct. I don't know what that is anyway. 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:57.960 So then I'm like, well, I got to get it out. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.280 And I go in there and I get a pair 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:03.880 of tongs and I'm trying to get in there, but 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.000 the tongs aren't long enough because the ball is down 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:09.120 kind of in the pipe. You guys don't have help 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.720 at the moat. No, don't have help at the moat. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.160 Don't have a ball recovery. I didn't have any of that, 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:16.959 and I don't have one in my golf bag where 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.079 you can just get it and get it out of 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:23.400 the pond. That'd have been easy. You do your own yard. Yeah, 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.439 it's really not that hard. You get a mow where 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.040 you go real quick. I know, it's so inexpensive in 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.920 the country. It's amazing. It's pretty awesome anyway. So I'm like, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.600 we gotta go. We gotta go to the basketball game. 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:37.160 I'll just leave it for later. That's what our country 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.960 is founded on. Hey, kick the can down the road 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.880 and we go to the basketball game, but make sure 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:46.800 it's bud light. And then we come home and I 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:50.680 forgot we got that birthday party that night, and we're 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:52.320 having a babysitter come over, and I have to tell 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.280 the babysitter, Hey, they are not allowed to use that toilet, 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.280 don't So then the babysitter really doesn't have anyhere. To 0:10:58.280 --> 0:10:59.080 go to the bathroom. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.240 Well, hold on, can you when you see the golf ball, 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:03.920 I can see it, get your arm down there. There's 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.559 no time for this putting up cones, traffic cones, dude, 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.600 get the bathroom toilet cleaned. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.240 I got a guy for that. I understand that I 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:14.959 could just stick my arm in there at this point, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.800 but this, at this point, we're supposed to be at 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.480 this birthday party over at the neighbor's house, the neighbors 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.000 turning thirty nine. She's having a party. We're all supposed 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.960 to bring an appetizer. Of course, my wife didn't plan 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.360 in advance, didn't go to the grocery store, didn't make 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.800 an appetizer. So we went through the drive through at 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:33.400 McDonald's and got five large fries. And that's the appetizer 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.720 we brought. That's America, that's dining out. That's how you 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.280 do it, and that's how you show up in style. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.199 And so you got to get a guy. Phil. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.839 We had water pressure and some heating issues with two 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.160 showers at once. Phil had it fixed within twelve hours. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:47.920 We got a guy for that. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:48.400 No crap. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.679 Yeah, Phil hit up a guy and then and then 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.320 he came on and then he came over with a 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.959 buddy for two hours. But we got a guy for that. 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:58.640 Does that guy drive to the city. No, that guy 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.400 maybe does. But also I don't know if we owe 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.360 any money, just kind of just floats around in the ether. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:08.719 H ray, I need that kind of guy. So we 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:12.120 go to the party and we come home and we 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.720 have cocktails. Like the neighbor Josh was making this cocktail. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:19.040 It was freaking delicious. Don't even know what it was, 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:22.960 what was in it. It was smart, really good, had 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.120 some coconut on the rim like he made. He was 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.079 making some fancy for the thirty ninth birthday, had a 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.440 you know, what do you have for the guys? Oh? 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.960 I know he had these cocktails that had like coconut 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:37.400 on the rim I think it was. And where's the 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.679 beer cooler? Oh? There was a beer cooler if you 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:44.920 wanted it, sorry, seltz aer cooler for you. And I 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.880 had probably good five of those and then started to 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.040 go home. We go home and were you good to walk? Yeah? 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.000 Good to walk? You know, just a couple of blocks. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.920 Get home and the babysit ter leaves and I'm silly, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:01.719 whoa what was that truck? Slow? Down the road. I'm 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.400 sitting there on the couch and I'm like, I'm gonna 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.000 go to bed, and I'm like, oh no, the golf ball. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:09.599 And I said, all right, I'm gonna go get the 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.480 golf ball out, and I go and luckily I went 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:20.319 Instagram Live. Becaure's what a golf ball sounds like. Instagram 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:24.840 Live saved my life because I was just gonna go 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.280 hand in the toilet, get the ball out. This should 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.319 have been a commercial with the Super Bowl. And someone 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.880 on Instagram lives like, dude, put the tongs down, don't 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:36.480 worry about your hand. Go get a wire hanger and 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:40.160 use the hook part to pull it out and then 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.520 you can grab it with the tongs. Yeah, but what 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.120 about that hanger. You're never gonna have it again. That's okay. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.040 A hanger is three cents. Use a brown shirt to 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:53.560 hang afterwards. And so I was like, this is so smart, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.240 and dude, let me tell you I got that hanger. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:02.000 I mean, scoop got the what do they call tongs, 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.440 grabbed that ball, dropped it in the trash. Wa la 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.520 hang golf ball out? Hanger can still be used? No, 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:12.640 because I had to I had to unravel it because 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.640 it was not long enough the hook to reach down 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.559 to get the ball right. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.840 But if there's only so much feces on it, it 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.120 can still you can put a yellow shirt on it. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:25.120 Oh, the tongs went back in the dishwasher. That'll clean whatever, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.120 that'll clean whatever. Not worried about golf ball. Someone on 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.080 the live feet said they wanted the golf ball. I said, 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.120 send me a DM. They never sent me a DM, 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.160 so it's still sitting there. Would have been funny as 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:36.560 if you gave it to me as a present. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:38.560 And then right now I hear this story and the 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.320 whole time I slowly realized that's the. 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:42.160 Ball you just gave me. Damn. That would have been funny. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.960 That would have been a good segment. Damn. I should 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.680 have brought that to him, be like, hey, dude, this 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.080 is a golf ball you're gonna hit a hole in 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.600 one with, and tossed it to you. Why did you 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.760 not do that? I was probably gonna do that, but 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.160 then I got sick and that it was from a 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.480 week It app it was from a week and a 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.480 half ago, dude. And so the story's not even that 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.720 great because it's on my Instagram live and everybody's already 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.840 seen it, but I just wanted to share the story 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.960 because a week and a half ago it was funny 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:08.840 and now it's just I needed to talk about it 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:09.880 to get it off my chest. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.040 What we wanted to say real quick before we do 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.520 go to commercial those that we care about, thank you 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:22.720 for listening to tuggers. Wow, the firefighters whoa thank you 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.120 for what you boys and girls do ro blest the 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:36.240 truck drivers and the HR professionals. Sharpen your pencils. We 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:37.960 got some new beds and stuff. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.680 While you were gone. I love it. I love it. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.240 We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Forgot about 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:49.680 you farmers. Dude, Yeah, we're back live. Let me tell 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.440 you something though, Yes you are looking live. I wanted 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.560 to tell you that there might be someone that is 0:15:56.680 --> 0:16:00.960 better at selling cable than you were at Grand Day Communications. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.800 I was top sales, illegally or not. I was number 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.760 one on the spreadsheet. They may have absolutely figured out 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.800 how to do their job, and I have never received 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.560 better advice from a customer service representative. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.960 It's his Ray Mundo. Thanks for calling Grinding Communications. I'm 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.000 gonna be a resistance to you. Oh yeah, you have 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.560 a problem with your dish. Let me reconnect you hang 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:27.400 up on them. This one right here messed with my 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:28.120 sound effects. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:32.960 Gosh, continue now I'm waiting for the sound You said 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.160 you did this, so the story is incomplete if we 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:40.560 don't have your sound. Ah, there's a problem with your dish. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.240 Hold on one second, and what would you do there? 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.040 You go hang up on them because it's not going 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:45.800 to get you a sale. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.280 I realized with the algorithm it did not benefit you 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:49.720 to stay on the phone with them because they don't 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.440 want any upsales. They don't want any of that. All 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.480 they want is their issue fixed. Hang up with them. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.800 It's better for your overall QUM ratio and how you 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.040 get paid out to just hang up on an old person, 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:00.840 hang up on a person that doesn't know what they're 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.640 talking about, hang up on a person that needs a 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.160 quick fix. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.560 There you go, Well, this lady didn't hang up on me, Brian, 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.280 that's what we should do our listeners at the Bobby 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.679 Bone Show. I needed a quick fix. I needed to 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:13.439 call and report that the line to my house was 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.879 severed in the backyard. I'd already called twice and they 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.720 told me there's a major outage. That I could not 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.640 report it. So it had been almost three weeks since 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:24.160 this ice storm. WHOA was this a Nancy Guthrie case? No, well, 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.479 it seems like it went about that long. And I 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:28.200 called and I said, hey, yeah, I just need to 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.159 call and she said, yeah, I see there's a big outage. 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.720 I was like, no, no, no, I need to report that 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:38.680 my line is severed because I do not want them 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.440 to come out here and fix the line and then 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:44.480 me still be without cable on internet. And she was like, yeah, sir, 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.280 I'm not allowed to put that in. And I said, 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:52.320 can you give me an estimate on how long until 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:56.879 this is back up and running? And she said, let 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:01.320 me look here, sir, let me look over here. Actually, sir, 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:04.120 I can't. There's not really an estimation up there yet. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:07.880 I said, so what am I supposed to do? I 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.800 have been without cable and internet without for three weeks 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.879 and you can't even give me an estimate a ballpark 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.200 figure when you guys are gonna be able to come 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:20.480 out and fix this problem? 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.840 Did you start saying websites you're not able to go 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:30.720 to Solarlosers, dot Com, Cinemax, Hbo, Max Stars, Max. 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.840 Didn't say, any website. Didn't even think about. 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:38.600 That, ESPN, the NBA All Star Game, the Super Bowl, 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:42.880 Mugsy Bunny, I said, I am losing all. 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:46.320 My hotspot is run out for the month. You didn't 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:48.720 get to see the halftime show a kinky Rabbit. No, 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:51.840 I did because I did the hotspot thing. She doesn't 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.720 know that, oh, the antenna, the antenna things. She thinks 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:59.919 everything severed correct. So she was like, yeah, I understand 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:02.720 that can be very frustrating. And I said, yeah, so 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:04.840 I don't know how I'm going to get my work done. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.480 My house can't operate properly without it. I don't know 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.000 what I'm supposed to do. What do you suggest I do? 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:16.080 And this is when she won Employee of the Year. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.719 She goes, Sir, what I would do is call another service. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:28.199 She referred you to the competition. She goes, if that 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:31.240 was my house, I would call another company and get 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:31.840 a new service. 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:35.960 That's an upsale. I never tried at Grande Communications. 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:38.200 She goes, I know this is on a recorded line 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.840 and I'm probably not supposed to be saying this, but 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:45.000 I would make them earn my loyalty back. I'd make 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.600 them call me and give me a huge discount and 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.040 try to woo me back after I join another service. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.720 If after three weeks I'm not able to be told 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:56.560 when my cable and internet is going to be restored, 0:19:57.280 --> 0:19:58.320 I would go somewhere else. 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:03.840 I want to be dis I was like hol a truck. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.200 I said, wow, she goes yeah. I mean it's unfair 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:09.160 to you as a customer to just be sitting there. 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:11.720 So if that was my house, that's what I would do. 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:13.399 It's probably not what they want to hear down the 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:16.720 line when they're listening into this call, but that's my 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:18.640