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Speaker 1: see if you funk with it. I did poop in
Speaker 1: my pants once when I came back from a trip
Speaker 1: and I was I was on an audition my pants.
Speaker 1: I gambled during the audition. No, not during the audition,
Speaker 1: waving gamble by having poop in yours. I gambled and
Speaker 1: lost by farting and something coming out. Where were you? Um?
Speaker 1: I was sitting in my car waiting to go into
Speaker 1: an audition. I don't think I got the job, so
Speaker 1: I think I left. I put my grand panties off. No,
Speaker 1: I went home. You went home with the poop. What
Speaker 1: did you do with the panties? I threw them away?
Speaker 1: Yeah you have to. Yeah that was too much anyways.
Speaker 1: So yeah, some of them are really cute. I really
Speaker 1: try to get that poop out. Wow. Okay, so there
Speaker 1: we go. You guys. It's so think about the kids
Speaker 1: that bread poop all over the walls when they're piste off.
Speaker 1: Has your daughter ever done that? No? Not yet. No,
Speaker 1: here's hoping. She did poop in the hot tub and
Speaker 1: I mean, there were two other girls thoughts too, So
Speaker 1: I was like, poop and I was like, Zoe, did
Speaker 1: you poop? Know? And then like what's that? And she's
Speaker 1: like it was so tiny. It's like, well, the tiny
Speaker 1: is a little tiny negget of poop. I was cool,
Speaker 1: what's that? She's like, poopoop it wasn't and then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then again in the bethtub the next day. It's
Speaker 1: like she hadn't done it ever. In the hot tub.
Speaker 1: She did a couple of times to the bethtub and
Speaker 1: she's like one when you talk that your life is over,
Speaker 1: not your actual life, but the life before you had
Speaker 1: a kid is over. How much you lose friends? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you lose friends and you gained friends. How's
Speaker 1: that going? Have you lost any friends? Honestly, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen any of my close friends in five and a
Speaker 1: half months. Yeah, they haven't even come to visit, and
Speaker 1: I feel bad at this when they Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I also haven't really invited them. It's just there's so
Speaker 1: many different movie parts of this point, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm completely settled, Amy's happy, and
Speaker 1: then they can come and meet. I don't know, is
Speaker 1: that six months too long? At this point, I feel
Speaker 1: like they may think, but see, this is against these
Speaker 1: are going to be great things to talk about, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: because I had like one friend when I had a
Speaker 1: brand new baby who came over twice a week, brought
Speaker 1: food even though I didn't need food, but just like
Speaker 1: did it because why not, and always wanted to see
Speaker 1: me because she knew I wasn't leaving the house because
Speaker 1: I was pumping and taking care of the baby and
Speaker 1: Russ was working and so I needed to be home
Speaker 1: and we didn't have help. And you know, it's like
Speaker 1: that was for me. One of the biggest things that
Speaker 1: I realized are the friends that I lost and then
Speaker 1: I've gained some incredible friends, because it's very hard to
Speaker 1: maintain the friendships when they don't understand what you're going
Speaker 1: through and you cannot explain it. And had a producer
Speaker 1: tell me when Zoe was born, because like your friends
Speaker 1: will abandon you, They will leave you and just be
Speaker 1: like hello, hello, Hello, And for the most part that
Speaker 1: was true for me my first year. Like they didn't
Speaker 1: abandon me, they just didn't know, like you said, they
Speaker 1: when your child is screaming at you in a way
Speaker 1: that is like so shocking you can't believe it. Every
Speaker 1: other parent of a childer knows exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That happened to them, right, and you watch it and
Speaker 1: then you know they're just a little tiny For the
Speaker 1: longest time, when I didn't have a kid, if I
Speaker 1: saw that, if I saw a little child just screaming
Speaker 1: at the top of their lungs at their mother or father,
Speaker 1: I would think that's bad parenting because I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: any better. No, you just don't know, and you judged them.
Speaker 1: You you almost have to. Is it's kind of it's
Speaker 1: just you don't understand what somebody means when they say
Speaker 1: your life will never be the same again. I mean
Speaker 1: he I think he was saying his life was over.
Speaker 1: But I didn't couldn't have understood that.