WEBVTT - The Mother Load w/ Missi Pyle & Constance Zimmer

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<v Speaker 1>I know you saw this pop up and you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions. But no, Mandy and are too busy swallowing

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<v Speaker 1>children to have them. So we were excited to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about a new podcast called The Motherload from actresses

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<v Speaker 1>and friends Constance Zimmer and Missy Pile. Now we all

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<v Speaker 1>know that parenting is messy, and this show gets real

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<v Speaker 1>and it RiPPs the band aid right off, the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that anybody could be a parent. Not the words wry

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<v Speaker 1>to trick you, but you know it's all about progress,

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<v Speaker 1>not perfection. And together with a bair of variety guests,

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<v Speaker 1>some celebrity friends and experts, they talk about what really

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<v Speaker 1>happens as a parent, the confusion, the uncomfortable moments, and

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<v Speaker 1>the best and worst when it comes to raising kids.

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<v Speaker 1>This show provides an unfiltered community filled with authentic conversation

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<v Speaker 1>and experiences, lots of laughs and even a few tears. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's a show for me if it's tears.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's the place people go to express their frustration,

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<v Speaker 1>all about the parenting mishaps that nobody wants to admit

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<v Speaker 1>see if you funk with it. I did poop in

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<v Speaker 1>my pants once when I came back from a trip

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<v Speaker 1>and I was I was on an audition my pants.

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<v Speaker 1>I gambled during the audition. No, not during the audition,

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<v Speaker 1>waving gamble by having poop in yours. I gambled and

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<v Speaker 1>lost by farting and something coming out. Where were you? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting in my car waiting to go into

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<v Speaker 1>an audition. I don't think I got the job, so

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<v Speaker 1>I think I left. I put my grand panties off. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I went home. You went home with the poop. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you do with the panties? I threw them away?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you have to. Yeah that was too much anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, some of them are really cute. I really

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<v Speaker 1>try to get that poop out. Wow. Okay, so there

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<v Speaker 1>we go. You guys. It's so think about the kids

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<v Speaker 1>that bread poop all over the walls when they're piste off.

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<v Speaker 1>Has your daughter ever done that? No? Not yet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>here's hoping. She did poop in the hot tub and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there were two other girls thoughts too, So

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, poop and I was like, Zoe, did

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<v Speaker 1>you poop? Know? And then like what's that? And she's

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<v Speaker 1>like it was so tiny. It's like, well, the tiny

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<v Speaker 1>is a little tiny negget of poop. I was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that? She's like, poopoop it wasn't and then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then again in the bethtub the next day. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like she hadn't done it ever. In the hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>She did a couple of times to the bethtub and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like one when you talk that your life is over,

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<v Speaker 1>not your actual life, but the life before you had

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<v Speaker 1>a kid is over. How much you lose friends? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you lose friends and you gained friends. How's

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<v Speaker 1>that going? Have you lost any friends? Honestly, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen any of my close friends in five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half months. Yeah, they haven't even come to visit, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad at this when they Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I also haven't really invited them. It's just there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many different movie parts of this point, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure that I'm completely settled, Amy's happy, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they can come and meet. I don't know, is

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<v Speaker 1>that six months too long? At this point, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they may think, but see, this is against these

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be great things to talk about, you know. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>because I had like one friend when I had a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new baby who came over twice a week, brought

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<v Speaker 1>food even though I didn't need food, but just like

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<v Speaker 1>did it because why not, and always wanted to see

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<v Speaker 1>me because she knew I wasn't leaving the house because

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<v Speaker 1>I was pumping and taking care of the baby and

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<v Speaker 1>Russ was working and so I needed to be home

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<v Speaker 1>and we didn't have help. And you know, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>that was for me. One of the biggest things that

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<v Speaker 1>I realized are the friends that I lost and then

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<v Speaker 1>I've gained some incredible friends, because it's very hard to

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<v Speaker 1>maintain the friendships when they don't understand what you're going

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<v Speaker 1>through and you cannot explain it. And had a producer

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<v Speaker 1>tell me when Zoe was born, because like your friends

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<v Speaker 1>will abandon you, They will leave you and just be

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<v Speaker 1>like hello, hello, Hello, And for the most part that

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<v Speaker 1>was true for me my first year. Like they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>abandon me, they just didn't know, like you said, they

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<v Speaker 1>when your child is screaming at you in a way

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<v Speaker 1>that is like so shocking you can't believe it. Every

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<v Speaker 1>other parent of a childer knows exactly what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened to them, right, and you watch it and

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<v Speaker 1>then you know they're just a little tiny For the

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<v Speaker 1>longest time, when I didn't have a kid, if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, if I saw a little child just screaming

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<v Speaker 1>at the top of their lungs at their mother or father,

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<v Speaker 1>I would think that's bad parenting because I wouldn't know

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<v Speaker 1>any better. No, you just don't know, and you judged them.

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<v Speaker 1>You you almost have to. Is it's kind of it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you don't understand what somebody means when they say

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<v Speaker 1>your life will never be the same again. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he I think he was saying his life was over.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't couldn't have understood that.