1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: I know you saw this pop up and you were like, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: horrible decisions. But no, Mandy and are too busy swallowing 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: children to have them. So we were excited to tell 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: you about a new podcast called The Motherload from actresses 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: and friends Constance Zimmer and Missy Pile. Now we all 6 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: know that parenting is messy, and this show gets real 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 1: and it RiPPs the band aid right off, the idea 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: that anybody could be a parent. Not the words wry 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: to trick you, but you know it's all about progress, 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: not perfection. 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Um? 29 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: I was sitting in my car waiting to go into 30 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: an audition. I don't think I got the job, so 31 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: I think I left. I put my grand panties off. No, 32 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: I went home. You went home with the poop. What 33 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: did you do with the panties? I threw them away? 34 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: Yeah you have to. Yeah that was too much anyways. 35 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: So yeah, some of them are really cute. I really 36 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: try to get that poop out. Wow. Okay, so there 37 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: we go. You guys. It's so think about the kids 38 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: that bread poop all over the walls when they're piste off. 39 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: Has your daughter ever done that? No? Not yet. No, 40 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: here's hoping. She did poop in the hot tub and 41 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: I mean, there were two other girls thoughts too, So 42 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: I was like, poop and I was like, Zoe, did 43 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: you poop? Know? And then like what's that? And she's 44 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: like it was so tiny. It's like, well, the tiny 45 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: is a little tiny negget of poop. I was cool, 46 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: what's that? She's like, poopoop it wasn't and then yeah, 47 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: and then again in the bethtub the next day. It's 48 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: like she hadn't done it ever. In the hot tub. 49 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: She did a couple of times to the bethtub and 50 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: she's like one when you talk that your life is over, 51 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: not your actual life, but the life before you had 52 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: a kid is over. How much you lose friends? Oh 53 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: my god, you lose friends and you gained friends. How's 54 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: that going? Have you lost any friends? Honestly, I haven't 55 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: seen any of my close friends in five and a 56 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: half months. Yeah, they haven't even come to visit, and 57 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: I feel bad at this when they Here's the thing. 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: I also haven't really invited them. It's just there's so 59 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: many different movie parts of this point, and I wanted 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm completely settled, Amy's happy, and 61 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: then they can come and meet. I don't know, is 62 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: that six months too long? At this point, I feel 63 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: like they may think, but see, this is against these 64 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: are going to be great things to talk about, you know. Um, 65 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 1: because I had like one friend when I had a 66 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: brand new baby who came over twice a week, brought 67 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: food even though I didn't need food, but just like 68 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,119 Speaker 1: did it because why not, and always wanted to see 69 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: me because she knew I wasn't leaving the house because 70 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: I was pumping and taking care of the baby and 71 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: Russ was working and so I needed to be home 72 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: and we didn't have help. And you know, it's like 73 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: that was for me. One of the biggest things that 74 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: I realized are the friends that I lost and then 75 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: I've gained some incredible friends, because it's very hard to 76 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: maintain the friendships when they don't understand what you're going 77 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: through and you cannot explain it. And had a producer 78 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: tell me when Zoe was born, because like your friends 79 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: will abandon you, They will leave you and just be 80 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: like hello, hello, Hello, And for the most part that 81 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: was true for me my first year. Like they didn't 82 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: abandon me, they just didn't know, like you said, they 83 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: when your child is screaming at you in a way 84 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: that is like so shocking you can't believe it. Every 85 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: other parent of a childer knows exactly what you're talking about. 86 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: That happened to them, right, and you watch it and 87 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: then you know they're just a little tiny For the 88 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: longest time, when I didn't have a kid, if I 89 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: saw that, if I saw a little child just screaming 90 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: at the top of their lungs at their mother or father, 91 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: I would think that's bad parenting because I wouldn't know 92 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: any better. No, you just don't know, and you judged them. 93 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 1: You you almost have to. Is it's kind of it's 94 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: just you don't understand what somebody means when they say 95 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: your life will never be the same again. I mean 96 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: he I think he was saying his life was over. 97 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: But I didn't couldn't have understood that.