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Speaker 1: uyoway dot com or call eight hundred duy away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap, and today we've been

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Speaker 1: thrown into the middle of an ongoing neighbor feud. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: apparently this is something that's been brewing for years between

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Speaker 1: two guys. Oh, it's involved the lawsuits, no contacts, and

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Speaker 1: a bunch of other craziness. Why are we going to

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Speaker 1: involves Terry? Exactly? Why both of you move? Well, one

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Speaker 1: of the guys, brothers, asked me to phone tappen. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: he told me. If I just say I'm a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be enough to make an angry. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that seems pretty it's like too easy. Oh yeah, because

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Speaker 1: he was right. You'll hear it in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now. It's another tap on the twenties to I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: a mister Thomas. You got him? Man? Hi, Thomas. My

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Speaker 1: name is Rick Stickler. I'm an attorney representing your neighbor Raymond.

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Speaker 1: He lives immediately to your west. Oh good, all right,

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Speaker 1: yeah what what now? That was an interesting response. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm calling in his behalf because you know what, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you don't live next to the dude. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I understand there's been a couple issues between you two

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Speaker 1: in the past, so Raymond wanted me to run something

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Speaker 1: by you in order to avoid any future conflict. Oh

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Speaker 1: really conflict like when he started using my WiFi, that

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Speaker 1: kind of conflict. He did mention that incident to me,

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Speaker 1: but in his defense, your WiFi was not password protected

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Speaker 1: at the time, so anybody could have logged on. Oh

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Speaker 1: wait wait, then there was a time that this lunatic

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Speaker 1: felt a twenty five foot observation tower in his backyard,

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Speaker 1: so he's gaze at night. But the damn tower it

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Speaker 1: looked into my ben woo. Yeah, he did mention a

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Speaker 1: little bit about that too, but it's my understanding that

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Speaker 1: he took it down. Yeah, after nine months, he took

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Speaker 1: it down. Nine month. Okay, well, problem solved. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean problem solved? Not even closed? I understand your frustration, mister.

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Speaker 1: But look, Raymond has learned his lesson by virtue of

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Speaker 1: him having me contact you regarding his newest project project. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what kind of bull is he trying to pull out? Sir?

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Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. This is much different than

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Speaker 1: any of the other conflicts you two have had. He

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Speaker 1: just wants to create family fund center in his backyard.

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Speaker 1: What did you say, a family fund center? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? You know? It has batting cages, some put

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Speaker 1: put golf. He's even got plans for this windmill with

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Speaker 1: a tiny door that opens and closes. Right, this is insanity.

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Speaker 1: It's against all codes. I'm sure. I'm sure this guy

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Speaker 1: breaks codes over you sound very worked up, I do

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Speaker 1: hear you. But in conjunction with his project, he does

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Speaker 1: also want to put up a zip line. Do you

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Speaker 1: mean a zip line? Zip line? I don't know of

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Speaker 1: any other kind of zip line. But it would just

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Speaker 1: involve a forty three foot pedestal. What the are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? But it's gonna be very tastefully built, Okay built, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's gonna be a framed fiberglass hale that's a

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Speaker 1: two scale replica of the Statue of Liberty. No way,

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Speaker 1: get out of here. No, I'm serious. He wants to

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Speaker 1: call the zip line. Get this the statue of Zipperty. Mister,

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Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, and even I think that's funny. Where

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Speaker 1: did you get your law degree? This is not funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see a giant, fake statue of Liberty. Okay, if I'm

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Speaker 1: reading this correctly, i'm picking up that you're not exactly

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Speaker 1: happy about this. Oh wow, you're very observant, thank you,

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Speaker 1: but I would being sarcastic you more on. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to see that. Sorry, you're a little bit hard

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Speaker 1: to read here. But here's the thing. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: very tastefully done, and there's gonna be children zip lining

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Speaker 1: out of the statue of Liberty's mouth. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: very very I don't want to see what children. It's

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Speaker 1: not gonna happen. Okay, there's no way that the county

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Speaker 1: would have proved something like that in a residential labor

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Speaker 1: No way, Actually, Thomas, Actually they've already signed off on

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Speaker 1: it in construction in a couple of weeks. You're telling

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Speaker 1: me that they're allowing this to be built, when it's

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Speaker 1: taller than all of the house. No way. You know

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking at my backyard and see a monstrosity.

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Speaker 1: No way, monstrosity. Excuse me, sir, but that's lady Zipperty

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Speaker 1: you're speaking of. Okay, I'd show some respect. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what you call it. There's no way that's being

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Speaker 1: built in my neighborhood next time. I how No, No, okay,

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Speaker 1: I hear you. I'm willing to negotiate on this matter.

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Speaker 1: Negotiate there's no negotiation. Well what if I told you

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Speaker 1: that mister is generously willing to give you and your

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Speaker 1: family unlimited zip line rides and put Putt golf for

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Speaker 1: just twenty dollars a month. You know I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: Do you tell that told who hired you? His zip line?

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Speaker 1: Family fun Dome will never never come a reality? Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's come down. It's a family fund. Don't come me

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Speaker 1: to come down. Don't call me to coton. Well what

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Speaker 1: if I told you that this is actually Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank call here? What will you call them? Frank call? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's all a Joe None of it's true. Wait, my

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Speaker 1: name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and your brother Tim sets you for

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Speaker 1: a phone tap because he told me the backstory of

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Speaker 1: you and your weird neighbor. So the last time I

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Speaker 1: tell him as to anything, you got angry there. Man,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you just went through what I've

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Speaker 1: gone through for the past three years, just relax, man.

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Speaker 1: There's no statue of Zipperty going up. That's totally fake.

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Speaker 1: But your neighbor does want to set up a ninety

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Speaker 1: foot water slide called Mount Gushmore. That's happening you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Holy two point five