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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode edition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin? Is that? Hey, you're the one who said,

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Speaker 1: let's in fact keep the line in the coconut, but

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Speaker 1: not drink a boat together. Now we can't enjoy no particular.

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Speaker 1: Have you driven a jet ski? And if so, how

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Speaker 1: did you like? H No and no perfect, Those are

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Speaker 1: both correct answers. Look out, it's Chris A Varado g

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Speaker 1: mcg and he what's the most disgusting thing you ate

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Speaker 1: on purpose or otherwise? Geez? I know what it is,

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Speaker 1: but it would be a lot of controversy if I'm involved.

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Speaker 1: It involved hurting something and eating it's heart. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: why don't we just say that's very true? Enough said,

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Speaker 1: I'll stop there. Okay, I think you did it. Please

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, Patrick Rowland. P Land Memories from your first

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Speaker 1: time at Disneyland and or Walt disney World. Please. Oh

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Speaker 1: they don't exist because I never went. We couldn't afford it.

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Speaker 1: But I did go to six Flags in Illinois. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I remember my cousin was afraid to write roller coaster,

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Speaker 1: so all we did was play games. So I'm really

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Speaker 1: good at carnival games. What's your favorite carnival game? Oh,

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Speaker 1: the one where you push the bowling ball and it's

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Speaker 1: like this like hill and it's got to fall into

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Speaker 1: this little uh, not fall into the dip, but go

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Speaker 1: over the the little hill and not come back to

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Speaker 1: You played that perfectly, you know that over game little Hill,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's called little Hill, Yeah, which also

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Speaker 1: is a rapper light and match. It's Caroline Carters Wolves.

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Speaker 1: How are you at sea? Oh? Great question. So I'm

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Speaker 1: afraid of the ocean. First of all, so I'm already

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Speaker 1: going in with a lot of fear because there's so

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Speaker 1: much we don't know about it. But secondly, I do

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Speaker 1: actually get sea sick, so but I don't puke. I

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Speaker 1: just feel sea sick. So I'm really good at sea.

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Speaker 1: Invite me on your boats. I'm always curious how people

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Speaker 1: are at sea. Uh. Last, but bring him donuts if

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Speaker 1: you think him least. It's Joey Grier, Pistol Patty if starving?

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Speaker 1: What oh if starving? And out of options, which one

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Speaker 1: of the alchemists are you eating first? And why? Oh? Man? Well,

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Speaker 1: Chris is not. It's got to be high after because

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Speaker 1: he already has another heart inside of him. Yep. So

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Speaker 1: like I know he has the spirit of some animals

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Speaker 1: and I might need both. But I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Corter seems like she wouldn't put up that much of

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Speaker 1: a face. You feel like. I feel like she would

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I'll do it for you and you

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Speaker 1: cut it out, you know, And so that might be

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Speaker 1: a But Chris has that that bunny hearten him or

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Speaker 1: whatever it was, Bunny smaller antal You know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with, Kevin, bless you. Let's do a damn

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Speaker 1: show show and with all of our scenes and suggestions

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Speaker 1: and seen one comes to us. Some patron v I

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Speaker 1: p Steve, who wrote, Dear Kevin, thank you Alchemist for

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Speaker 1: providing two hours of light each week during this very

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Speaker 1: dark time. I am proud to be a patron subscriber.

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Speaker 1: I have a brilliant scene suggestion. Yeah, Steve, see you

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Speaker 1: don't want to raise expectations. It's super complicated. You get

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Speaker 1: to play yourselves and it's all during a pandemic. I'm

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Speaker 1: kidding anyway, here's the suggestion. There's a genie in a

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Speaker 1: bottle of ketchup all the best Steve in PACIFICA. Mom,

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Speaker 1: it's just good. It's just gonna it's gonna be jack

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Speaker 1: stop singing. You said it's my birthday. I can invite

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Speaker 1: who I want. Said, you can invite your top three

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Speaker 1: friends as can you stop singing? Please? He can't be

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Speaker 1: played the song? What he can't? I don't want him here.

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Speaker 1: He's your twin. He's your twin, and I'm only letting you.

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Speaker 1: I let you alternate which birthday you're celebrating your birthday

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Speaker 1: next you twins birthday? Okay? Are you singing? You keep singing?

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm gonna smack you. Mom. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna wear a shirt? What? What are you gonna wear

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Speaker 1: a shirt? No? I like to let my titties swap out.

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Speaker 1: No shirt? No wrong? You know you know that's the

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Speaker 1: way I like the parent Okay, but they're they're gonna

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Speaker 1: be staring the whole time. They're my friends. I'm third

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Speaker 1: tane O. Don't know. It looks like we get an

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Speaker 1: invitation to the Talent and Twins birthday party. I just

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Speaker 1: feel comfortable going over there. Her titties are always flopping out.

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Speaker 1: I just see, like that's that's a plus for me.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just like the smoke. Of course it is, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's just the smell I can't get past.

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Speaker 1: You know that doesn't make me feel good when you

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Speaker 1: say that in front of me, You know that, right? What?

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Speaker 1: What that? It makes? It makes me feel inadequate, Okay,

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Speaker 1: makes me feel like I should have flap me titties too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you like, you know, like we're so

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Speaker 1: disive like Washington? You don't want to beat things out Washington?

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Speaker 1: Do you? No? I don't. I'm done playing him, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to be getting oldman for a change. He's

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Speaker 1: a fucking chameleon. Yeah that's true. But hey dad, Hey dad,

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Speaker 1: did you get an invite to another thirteen year old's

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Speaker 1: birthday party? Yes? You can need to stop going to those. Well,

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Speaker 1: they need to stop inviting us. Okay, we tell best

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Speaker 1: with a pair of thirteen year old twins. Why not?

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Speaker 1: They're they're they're cool, they're cool as hell. Were you

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Speaker 1: they're younger than me. Come in, we'll talk about this later. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: did you get my invitation. Hey, Ralph, anyway, Um, so

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Speaker 1: are you guys gonna make it like I only invited

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Speaker 1: YouTube and I invited Kevin. Also my three best friends. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we go to school together. I don't rough we're talking

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Speaker 1: here to be respectful, all right. I want to tell

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Speaker 1: you guys, I don't I don't want presents this year.

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Speaker 1: I just want you. I just want you guys to

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Speaker 1: hang out. I want it's like, you know, like we

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Speaker 1: do hang out. Yeah, I mean sure, I mean, of

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Speaker 1: course we're gonna get you something, but something the theme

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Speaker 1: hot dogs? What's the theme of the party? Just hot dogs?

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Speaker 1: Yeahs at the birthday? Boy? Get over here you Kevin?

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Speaker 1: I got you a gift. Yes, I did that. Took

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Speaker 1: me an hour and a half to wrap it. Well,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and open it. I think you'll enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Grandpa was invited to Yeah, your three best friends are

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Speaker 1: my two dads and my grandpa. Yeah, Ralph, are you

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Speaker 1: having the party here? Now? Is this a constant concern

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Speaker 1: of yours? Just open the gift it? But okay, wow,

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Speaker 1: it's not just a bottle of catchup. Don't just jump

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Speaker 1: to conclusions that there's a surprising side catch up. Maybe

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Speaker 1: something more well, okay, I'll see my house in a

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Speaker 1: half hour. Party starts in a half hour. Ralph, don't come, Ralph,

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Speaker 1: do you mind coming to my desk per moment. I

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Speaker 1: just want to talk to you. Thank you everyone. Good class,

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Speaker 1: good class. What's up Mrs Murphy, Ralph, you're slipping. They're

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Speaker 1: slipping hard and past. Mrs Murphy's a booch? Who said that?

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Speaker 1: Who said that? Who said that? I think it was

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Speaker 1: Jimmy kipping rough following me for a second. Jimmy, Jimmy, Come, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: Get my boomerang. Get my boomerang. Where's your boom? It's

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Speaker 1: above my test Get my booming Okay, I'm Mrs Murphy,

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Speaker 1: can suck a butt? Are you fucking kidding me? Get

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Speaker 1: my hunting rifle? Where rifle? It's under my desk? Roup

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Speaker 1: quickly looking reflecting device? What guy, um? Janice Murphy. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you've been working for us for fifteen years. You've got

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Speaker 1: your tenure right away. You've been with the system for

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Speaker 1: so long, right away. I got that tenure. I know

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Speaker 1: you did. And this I think is the year. It's

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Speaker 1: too much. It was the first week of school. And

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Speaker 1: you have murdered six students. What do I tell that

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Speaker 1: these kids parents are dead? And it's not even like

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Speaker 1: I can't even pass it off like before you would

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Speaker 1: give them, you know, poison or whatever, and I could

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Speaker 1: say it's natural causes. But now you're using hunting rifles,

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Speaker 1: you're using buner rags, you're using bear traps that you

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Speaker 1: set in their lockers. Understand well, you could spin it

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Speaker 1: as physics, you could spin it. I don't understand how. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Principal Paramore. H. I mean, my name is

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Speaker 1: on my name is on the desk. Can I change

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Speaker 1: my last name to be also the name of my

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Speaker 1: favorite band? Yes? And I know it's an adjustment for

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Speaker 1: people to get used to. It used to be Wilson

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Speaker 1: and now it's more. Are we to understand that our

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Speaker 1: child that of natural causes? Yes? I'm so sorry. What

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Speaker 1: do I mean? Um? My boy? And I know that

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Speaker 1: there are fifteen arrows in his back, that's how it

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's just kind of the circle

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Speaker 1: of life investigation of some sort. We don't believe in

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Speaker 1: police in our schools, and I Um, so I do

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Speaker 1: have another appointment in five minutes, so um any last

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Speaker 1: in my car? Mr Coleman, I know this is a

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Speaker 1: really tough time for you with the loss of your

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Speaker 1: um kitty. I don't know you'd refer to him, but

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Speaker 1: I was told to give you this, uh invitation to

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Speaker 1: a birthday part neats it's for your for your dead son,

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Speaker 1: whatever you said. And uh so, just so you know,

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Speaker 1: are your clown? Is this you dressed it? What is

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Speaker 1: this a thing? Is this a birthday? Graham? What is this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I do this. I got the call a rise, I

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Speaker 1: and you know, my boss is like, you don't have

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Speaker 1: deliver my card and hey, Jumbo, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: do this. Yeah I already did it. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: big shoes, the whole thing, the whole night. Did you

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Speaker 1: haunk your nose honked? My nose honked his? Uh you

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Speaker 1: haunted a little clients knows? Yeah, okay, well that might

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Speaker 1: be a yeah, I thought about that in the moment,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, I thought a little levity is

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Speaker 1: always good. Levity brings bread, and you gave this the

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Speaker 1: invite to the birthday party as well as the subpoena

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, the subpoena ship jumbo. Get back? Then, all right, mom,

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Speaker 1: so mane it adjustment. Have my three best friends coming,

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Speaker 1: and then also step on one of my boobs of

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Speaker 1: the dead kid. Shut up. If you don't stop singing

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Speaker 1: that song, I will smack you so far that you

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Speaker 1: will travel to the next town over just from a

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Speaker 1: thank you. Sorry, what was that, honey? Okay, okay, boy,

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Speaker 1: I know the party starting in like two minutes, but

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Speaker 1: I had my three my three best friends coming, and

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Speaker 1: then I gave it. I sent well, I hired a

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Speaker 1: clown service to deliver an invitation to the Dead Kid's father.

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Speaker 1: It just seemed like it would be nice to do

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Speaker 1: because he's like, he's like eight, it's like the age

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Speaker 1: range of my other friends. That's really just as long

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Speaker 1: as you include your Okay, I am my blood pressure

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Speaker 1: is so high. I am on medication for it already,

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Speaker 1: and you are making it. I can feel it go above.

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Speaker 1: Oh and mom, Kevin already gave me this gift, so

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Speaker 1: if we can instead of using whatever ketchup we have.

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Speaker 1: If we can use this ketchup, that'd be better, because

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Speaker 1: that is sweet. What do you mean the boat is missing?

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Speaker 1: He just knows an item to be sold. This is

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Speaker 1: an ancient relic holding inside the bottle, and I gave

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Speaker 1: a shot and I get sold it for one point

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Speaker 1: two thousand dollars dollars. That bottle holds a gin, right now,

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Speaker 1: a gin? Oh okay, wish Master. You've never seen wish

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Speaker 1: Master wish Master two and three, but not the original.

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Speaker 1: Drugger and visitor? You must be Oh, I'm clem clem okay,

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Speaker 1: I like this color on you? Uh what maroon? No? No No, no,

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Speaker 1: different time. There's different time. Excuse me, producer, producer, you're

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Speaker 1: I don't I like what you're doing. I'm sure you're like,

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Speaker 1: You know. I looked at this actor named Chris Obarado.

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Speaker 1: All right, yes, sir, yes, sir, all right, Jerry. How

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Speaker 1: My name is Chris Barbarado. A good listening to? Listening to? Okay?

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Speaker 1: like the coins. Chris chrispa, are you CHRISP? Chris Chris?

415
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: How many times I tell you? Don't run away from

416
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: me like that? You are gorgeous beautiful man. Okay, more

417
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: than just my looks. I know who you are. Holes.

418
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm Dana White. Also, Jerry, Hi, nice to meet you. Hi,

419
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: I am You're gorgeous. Thank you, sir. When can I

420
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: call you Dana White? You can call me Dana White

421
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: when you're not my goddamn trainee. Do you understand that? Okay?

422
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, okay, I'm gonna use this blood. I'm

423
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: gonna use this blood. Put it on myself. There is

424
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: a child president, Chris a virtual eyes. I can't look away,

425
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: there's so much blood on his face. Listen, miss, you're gorgeous.

426
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: Can I beat up your son in the Arctagon? How

427
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: much for art's sake? Well, for for art? Talk to Jerry.

428
00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: Jerry's got the money for your first fight? She how

429
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: about two hundred fifty thousand dollarino? You mean two point

430
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars? MM? I don't know. Chris, how do

431
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: you feel about this? Like visits in coins so I

432
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: can eat them when we're done, I'll give it a

433
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: thumbs up. Okay, Um, just be really gentle on Chris piece.

434
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: He's he's unique. I have soft bombs. Hey, Greig, have

435
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: you saying this that looks like. I don't know if

436
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: it's a type or not, but Chris is fighting Shila Buff.

437
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado is finding syl a buff. Joey, what's up? Okay,

438
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: Kevin Craig, come over here. We're done. Sorry, man, I

439
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't know he was gonna come. I know,

440
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry. I tried. Sorry. Is he living here? Yeah,

441
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: he's in my spare room for the month, but he's

442
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: fucking Christ, dude, this is insane. You told me you

443
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: were filled up, you told no one could stay here,

444
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: and then you guys are out of peanut butter to sell,

445
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, you guys include you for the month

446
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: while you're here. So we're out of peanut butter. Okay,

447
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: so what do we do when we're out of peanut butter?

448
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: Let you know? Okay, yes, thank you. He has a

449
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: fucking Costco card. Just tell him to buy everything in Bolk,

450
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: get like a palette peanut butter. Jesus Christ, what the

451
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: hell did you told me you were filled up? You

452
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: said no one can stay hey? Hey, Patrick, Yeah, you

453
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: you guessed on that that that podcast? Right, Yeah, a

454
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: couple of times? Sorry, Yeah, you think do you think

455
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: that guy could take me that Alvarado guy. What's what's

456
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: the pot? What's the pause here? Oh? Nothing. I was

457
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just weighing. I'm I'm digesting with you

458
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: asked me, and like, I mean, by the way, by

459
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: the way, you're like the best part of that podcast recently.

460
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, you kill it of course,

461
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: of course sometimes freezes on. I don't know, Okay, then yeah, okay,

462
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: I got some stuff I want to run by you,

463
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: uh later on since you like me so much, like

464
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: I know, I don't want to do because I host

465
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: this late night talk show was Barack Obama and you know,

466
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: but Chris, I don't know. Uh, he's a hard one

467
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: to like putting a putting a putting a square peg,

468
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: you know. So am I right? Yeah, yeah, that's true.

469
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, between you and him, it's

470
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, is he Mike Tyson and

471
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: you're Roy Jones Jr. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah

472
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: yeah but but where white? Yeah, okay, so do I

473
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: you can keep cutting, just cut finished, you can take

474
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: a little off the back place. Oh I'm sorry I

475
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: went excuse me, I'm sorry. I've also been cutting your

476
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: hair too. I've just been doing that. I was just

477
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: doing double. So do you get crunchy or smooth? What's

478
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: your what's your kind of on that? Crunchy? Yeah, Greg,

479
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: get my head out to pick up some peanut butter.

480
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking would go smooth, just to check it out.

481
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: I just got crunchy. I just got crunchy, Kevin, Okay,

482
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: So if I wanted smooth, I should just get get it.

483
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: Get it yourself. You have a Costco card? Well, hey, Jake, Uh,

484
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: what's your STIs on that? What's your STIs on that?

485
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: We make creamy butter sauce here and crunchy butter sauce here.

486
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: Don't ask people what their sts is? Sorry, I just

487
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: I was hopeful. I don't know. I try to up

488
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: my lingo. Less of you is what I'm saying. Less

489
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: of you, none of your style, one of the things

490
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: you do want to talk about, None of the clothes

491
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: you want to wear, none of the women you want

492
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: to date, none of the movies you want to watch,

493
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: none of the cars you want to drive, none the

494
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: homes you want to live in, none of that you

495
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: want to breathe, No ste If you could just clarify

496
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: what you mean, I just feel like ding ding ding

497
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 1: to the art. I was an Arcticon. Please all rise

498
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: for a moment of silence for Papa Georgio. Tragic, tragic silence, silence.

499
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm now let the fight begin. At one quarter the

500
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: Star of Holes and Honey Boy and the bad Indiana

501
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: Jones try a la buff it's both. And the other

502
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: quarter a ten year old boy named crisp ab Jaccato.

503
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 1: He's got coins in his mouth. Supposed to be here, honey, honey,

504
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: we talked about this. Just getting the ring and do

505
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: your thing. I am in the ring. Why do I go?

506
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: Why do I have too much vasiline on my face?

507
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: It's to make the fists like just swipe off your

508
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: favorite fighters. Center the ring. Go ahead and go. Okay, now,

509
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: Dana White to start the fight. This should be a

510
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: fair fight. Okay. Now, I wanted to go down the

511
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: way it's supposed to be. Got a superstar terminator guy

512
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: was was the franchise? You were Terminators? And then we

513
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: got Daniel Boy who coins his mouth. Not want this clean?

514
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: I want this mean, I want this full of green.

515
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: And if anybody says in my now you let it go.

516
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: Let's say boxing, says UFC. Feet are allowed, pants are allowed,

517
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: all right, so let's use it all. So what do

518
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: you think it's better when it has a little crunch, right?

519
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: I mean the smooth is fine, but when there's also

520
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: nuts in there? I mean, can we get at least

521
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: get some common ground over this? Yeah? Yeah, sure, So Joey,

522
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: what were you saying about that fight it happened? What? Yeah,

523
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: Alvarado was in a fight, a UFC fight, Yes, well,

524
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: I mean yes, or a ten year old version of

525
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. Then it was cig You guys got

526
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 1: a salami? Are you serious? Get a salami platter at costco?

527
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I brought a tube of salami over. I don't know

528
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: why I am going to eat salami out of a

529
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: tube again. It's fine. You just roll up the box

530
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: and then you roll up the back. He Patrick, Yeah,

531
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: how bad was that? Man? That was pretty bad? Like

532
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,959
Speaker 1: that kid, You didn't even pause this time. You didn't

533
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: even pause. You You just had an answer for me

534
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: this time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no pause. Um he sucked

535
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: up pretty Yeah. I just cut the last piece of

536
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: hair off your head too. I've kind of been sorry.

537
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,959
Speaker 1: Should should have win. It wasn't looking at good on. Yeah,

538
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: Hey Patrick, Yeah, got you? Got your I got it,

539
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: I got everybody. I don't you wanted to get your

540
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: ass kicked by a ten year old got you? Oh?

541
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: How does that feel? How does that feel to be

542
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: a part of an experiment larger than yourself? I mean,

543
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how it was affecting. Watch do you

544
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: feel that? Hey? Everybody gets what? I'm not a ten

545
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: year old boy. I'm Chris Alvarado, That's right. Um, I'm

546
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: a I love improv I love I love saying yes

547
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: and where. I love establishing characters. I love responding. I

548
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: love um, yes, yes, everybody. Chris, Chris, we we had

549
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: a conversation about this. We knew what you were gonna do.

550
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: I trusted that he could play Crisp. He had you

551
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: all fooled. Hey, got you because remember Crisp mother one? Yeah?

552
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: Does that familiar? Oh my god, Chris, were you in

553
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: on this? I know I thought that he was actually

554
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: my mom. Holy the humble Butler's actually dude to White.

555
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: There's no data Data, there was no Butler where, Yes, sir,

556
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: that character got cut you fers. Data White's hitting me.

557
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: I see you, Data White, I see you. Yes, I

558
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: said your name, and that character was played by me,

559
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski. Wow Wow, and that scene too, What has happened?

560
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: C three? Where are you? Here? We go? Pict b

561
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: I P Chris A k A Crispy A. I look

562
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: at hello who wrote Hello Kevin? For the sake of brevity,

563
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: You're all awesome and my scene suggestion is a vape shop.

564
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 1: Please keep doing what you're doing some of the UK

565
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Patreon member Crispy A. I mean, what kind of rig

566
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: do you want? I don't know. Oh, I'll just wait. Yeah,

567
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm not helping you, sir. All right, So her first,

568
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: who's first? How did this? She's first? Okay, take a ticket.

569
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: I was looking for um like I usually smoke like

570
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: Marbororo red. So if you have that, yeah, you just

571
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: want to like pure nicotine? Yeah alright cool. So what

572
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: you want to do? I mean your this is your

573
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: first vape thing, so I don't want to get you

574
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: on too crazy of a rig. I do I do have?

575
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: I have Alien Snot that's a brand that just just

576
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: stuff like the craziest electronic fingerprint l E D DNA

577
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: sampling on in the whole line. But what I'll introduce

578
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: you to you right now. This is a vortex, buttle,

579
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: and what does it want to do? This is okay?

580
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, ding ding dinging. It's about sounds. It sounds broken.

581
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know a lot about that one sounds.

582
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: That's how you know. It was like a loose gasket

583
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: or something. That's it carefull smoke coming off of the

584
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: but yeah, buttle, it's really simple. Using cree two. It

585
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: is seventy five bucks gassing one. Uh and yeaheah, sure, yeah,

586
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: here's my credit card. Thank you. Looks good to me.

587
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: All right, see you later. Thank you. Oh sorry you

588
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: didn't run it or anything, you just looked at it. Okay,

589
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank you? Ding? Next, can I

590
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: get service now? Yes? Yeah, number fourteen? Let me Raspberry

591
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: peach please number four? Are you fourteen? Buddy? Are you

592
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: just calling? Sure? I'm fourteen? Oh? We gotta get tickets,

593
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: all right? Raspberry what Raspberry peach? Fo a piece of ship?

594
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: Here you go? There you go? Thanks man? Next? Can

595
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 1: I here? I have it? Right? I? Can I help you?

596
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: I want some edible jummies jummies? Yeah, totally totally, and

597
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: you want those nicotine uh, seventy you have seventy five percent.

598
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean I got the lows I got right now

599
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: is ninety two? Okay, I'll do that. Do you hear me?

600
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: Just letting it go? Yeah, which it's interrupting. Okay, can

601
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: you we got an orter in the back. Do you

602
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: want me unloading your truck? No? I think this guy

603
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: will do it. Hey dude, you work here? Now? Oh

604
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: all right? Uh follow me. We got unload the truck. Okay,

605
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: I was okay, can I get some chocolate or yeah?

606
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: You're talking to you man? You were right? Yeah, babe,

607
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: where the hell were you? I'm like over here, jones ng.

608
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: I need a jummy good news. Somebody's got a job me.

609
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm somebody. You're you're a lawyer. You have done a

610
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: second job. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

611
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: Give me a jumpy me. Right, it's what Yeah, that's

612
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: the loss they had. I'm sorry, I'm sarry hear me.

613
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: Don't don't. You're gonna get it. You're gonna give it me. Yeah, sorry, um, yeah,

614
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: take it. Okay. So you're so you have another job? Yes,

615
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: I work at a babe shop now, oh my god.

616
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: All right now listen, we ought to make sure that

617
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: you gotta make sure that the commenced peas they understand

618
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Speaker 1: they're right. Okay, now what they've been Tyler? Huh yeah, Tyler,

619
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: were you just sleeping? Yeah? He was that don't yeah

620
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: he I think that one is out on the other

621
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: side of the window. But this is a sky scraper.

622
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: What the heck was that noise? Yeah, I'm telling you,

623
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: I hear it. It's behind right outside the window. Asshole. Okay, Sarah, Okay, sir.

624
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: If you hear it, then then you hear it. I'm

625
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: asking you not. Can you not bring our personal life

626
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: into the office, please, because you're like a rude little

627
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: dude right now. Alright, So you're asking me to build

628
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: you a seventy four skyscraper. Unfortunately, the lowest I can

629
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: go with a skyscraper, you know, listen, it means more offices,

630
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: more spaces to fail. It's up to you talk me

631
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: through the differences. I can't. I got I got another appointment. Unfortunately, Listen.

632
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: I was told all my friends say that in ninety

633
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: four is the way to go. Well, you're saying you

634
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: can't do it ninety four or you can totally do

635
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: it seventy four. The lowest I can do is in

636
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: ninety four? Do you want to get that phone? But

637
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: this is the contractor's phone. This is you want to

638
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: pick that up? This is Chris, Chris, it might be here.

639
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: You grab Chris. I'm on speaker right, yeah, all right?

640
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, well I'll get you. Let's go. Who's waiting? Fifteen?

641
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: I'll take this phone? Called them? I missed it? Who

642
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: was it? Hello? Hey? Hello? Yes, hello? Oh my god,

643
00:45:52,239 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: oh my god? Uh sixteen? Is there a sixteen here? Sixteen? Hey?

644
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Yeah? I wanted to

645
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: get a couple of two by fours and some some

646
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: yellow paint, ah, and uh, some trawlers. Oh okay, how

647
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 1: many of those it you want? One? Seven? You? One? Okay?

648
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: There you are. You have a good day. Thanks man,

649
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: It's it's me again. Do I have to take a number?

650
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: We were just talking a couple of minutes ago. So

651
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: is this mostly a retail shop? Because I know I

652
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: did want a skyscraper built? What you mean you sold

653
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: the vapor? The vape holds in itself an ancient being

654
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: and entity of a noble power. What do you mean

655
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: you just gave it away? New? So? What? So? What

656
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: if you're new that's clearly an ancient section of the

657
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: vay shop. Just look, it's older would call webs and such.

658
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: I see, I see. But like the one of the guys,

659
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: he just looked at a credit card and let the

660
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: person leave with the products. So I thought, like, that's

661
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: the business brand he did? What he just did? I

662
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: did I make a noopsie. No, you didn't get anyone

663
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: in trouble. You just told me something that was he's

664
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: stealing steally your honor. I obviously I am not qualified

665
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: to speak anymore, so I will let my attorney take

666
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: it from here. Yeah, do you want to go? Do

667
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: you want to go? Or you should? If one of

668
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: your attornies could step forward and speak at this time,

669
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't think that would be Tyler Tyler Tyler you go,

670
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: you go? Tyler? Yeah, you go, Tyler, Tyler go, Tyler go,

671
00:47:51,640 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: someone go? Or I'm callares, come on, Tyler Tyler Taylor, Taylor, Madam,

672
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: I stopped kissing me your honor and ladies and well

673
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: everybody of the jury. Um, he smells like jummies. My clients.

674
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: Is uh such a client, I mean man? And you

675
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: know that accused of or just accusations and what is

676
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: an accusation, but he looks tired. Good people are shut summation. Uh, counselor,

677
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: can you ask a couple of questions for me? Please? Yeah,

678
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: where did you attend law school? Oh? Yeah, I attended

679
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,959
Speaker 1: law school at May. I guess May, I guess where

680
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: you attended law school. There is house of law you know. Yeah?

681
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: This house is so great? Uh, wood paneling. All right?

682
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: So you have a receipt here for skyscraper. You can't.

683
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: It's been thirty days, so I can't. I can't. I

684
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 1: can't exchange that for you. You told me you would

685
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: build a Yeah, and I got a seventy four, which

686
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: is what I had asked for in the first place,

687
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: but was not what you had promised. Look, it's been

688
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: past thirty days. You can see in the receipt here.

689
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: I can give you store credit. I can give you

690
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: a sixty four. Um, I can give you, uh, pretty much.

691
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: Any of this yellow paint here is ready to go. Uh.

692
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: Do you vape? I do vape as a great vape

693
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: store right next store to here. You can. All I

694
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: know is I have a skyscraper that I can't use this.

695
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, man, I don't know

696
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: what to say, like, I don't have time to go

697
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: through all the fine print. H It's just a see.

698
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dad, I don't want your stupid ship.

699
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: You can't return to the store for my birthday. What

700
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: am I going to do with the nine ft skyscraper

701
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: for my eighteenth birthday? I don't want this, dad. Look,

702
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: you'll take my handy downs and you'll like them handy downs.

703
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: I gave you why me and asked me for a

704
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: freaking birthday list. If you're just gonna give me old skyscrapers,

705
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: this is This is classic you. Every time there's a

706
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: guy damn birthday, you just suck it up. You know what.

707
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, honey. Five years ago, Maureen, I wanted

708
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: like a book. I wanted like a funny mug. I

709
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: wanted like a blanket, and you got me a bucking

710
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: ninety more on sabies. Do you even listen to her?

711
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: Do you even listen to her? It's the handiest of downs,

712
00:50:51,719 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: shut dad, you. I wish I was never born. Did

713
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: somebody make a wish my vape? Oh my god, a

714
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: gin a gin came out of that bag? Kid? Oh

715
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: my god, wish master. We remember I've always seen two

716
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: and three. Now I heard a wish Yeah born, I

717
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: want to never be well. This one is so well

718
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: spoken you won't need to wish for him to clean

719
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: up his voice. Oh my god, where god curly she is?

720
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: She is partially an a inside of you and spur

721
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: instead of you, sir. Okay, so she wished she was

722
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: never born, but still we remember her somehow. Classic wish master.

723
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: There's always a catch. There's always a catch, Mr Craven.

724
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: We appreciate you coming in, and we understand you got

725
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: a new film idea. I can't wait to hear it.

726
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: I just wanted to bring you up to speed a

727
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: little bit. We're looking to mix things up a little

728
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: at the studio. We'd like to bring in some pictures

729
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: that a little more believably relatable to uh, to today's society.

730
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: So if you're could bring that out in one of

731
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: your pictures, that would be fantastic. What do you got

732
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 1: for us today? I noticed you called me Mr Craven,

733
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: which is uh, you may have the wrong guy. Like

734
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: I was hoping everything would be totally centered and um

735
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: that there would be a lot of eccentric characters. I

736
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: have Bill Murray already lined up. Uh my god, what

737
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. At least not free that two dollars.

738
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 1: And I do have to attend Papa Georgio's memorial service

739
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: as that. I know the lot is shutting down for

740
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: for that. So yeah, of course, of course. So what's

741
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: the new idea you have for us today with the

742
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: Bill Murray attached? Okay, well, it's it's centers around an

743
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: eleven and a half year old who is a child genius,

744
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: part of a family of geniuses. They're all very eccentric,

745
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: and there's there's mice that talk, and there's a there's

746
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: an immaculate gramophone record in the background. There's gonna be

747
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: subtitle to explain exactly what that is. What the kids

748
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: four that's maybe a little too old. I just think

749
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: eleven and a half is the perfect age. And then

750
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a lot of British Invasion music from

751
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: the sixties and maybe some Charlie Brown Christmas stuff. Ok again,

752
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: everything's gonna be totally centered, right, with lots of helpful subtitles. Uh,

753
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: I just want my money back. I saw that West

754
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: Craven movie. It was super weird. I don't I think

755
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 1: it was Wes Anderson. I don't even think it was craven.

756
00:53:52,160 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: It wasn't scary. Got you, got you, you're shy. You

757
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: work at the movie theater. Surprise, the movie is still continuing.

758
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: You're now in it. Look behind you, You're perfectly centered

759
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: frame that you can run, run a long, long distance

760
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: behind you and you'll still be in the shot. Uh.

761
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. I just want my money.

762
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: I just want my money back for the for the movie.

763
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: I that's what what half all? Right? Hey? Good, good shot,

764
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: good good good take there, dude, Yeah, thank you. You

765
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: want a hot dog? I'm fine. I'm filled up with

766
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: hot dogs. I'm filled up with the dogs. M m,

767
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: well you've got meet up by a ten year old,

768
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: so yeah, but if it ended up being uh, in

769
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: our installation, a grown man dressed as a ten year old,

770
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: you guys, touch you up. Just you're a little shiny. Wait,

771
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: why do you have scissors? Huh? Head? I cut all

772
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: of your hair, but just mostly in the middle, and

773
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: I left the spots. I cut a reverse mohawk. Okay,

774
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: and for you just a little just a little powder

775
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: on the nose. You just have to breathe in really

776
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: quick now through your nose. You just give me one

777
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: he yes, okay, and that's it. Uh, Mrs Murphy, can

778
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: we talk about my grade? Yeah? What's going on? Well,

779
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: you gave me a B, which kind of lowers my

780
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: g p A he can suck my toe? Okay, who

781
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: said that? Oh God, damn it? Hey, get my hunting

782
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: knife from my death. Okay, I got your hunting knife.

783
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: I have your crossbow. Leave the crossbow. Damn it. We're

784
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: to do this personally, you understand. I hope you got

785
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: diarya so, but why are they still insulting you? They

786
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: should know better. At this point they have to learn listen,

787
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 1: we need to eat their hearts. Understand. I can't do

788
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: that anymore. Mrs Murphy, you have so much potential. I

789
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 1: help you murder several people. You give me a B. Now, Ralph,

790
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're in my office as your counselor. Um.

791
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: Two things I want to talk about. One, it's obvious

792
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: you've been helping murder your classmates, but that's not going

793
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: to keep you from Harvard. This be is well, I'm

794
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: in eighth grade. I mean, surely there's time to remedy.

795
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: You think so? You would think so? Now The only

796
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: way I see you getting in a is if you

797
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: found the gin and asked me for it. Oh. Just

798
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: the other day, I went to a party and found

799
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 1: a gin, and I asked for the wrong ship. There

800
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: are more than one jin's they're there's several gin. There's

801
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,320
Speaker 1: several gin. I well, anyway, I gotta get go. Where's

802
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: the first principal paramore? She's right next door. Why don't

803
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: you go wrap on her door? Oh, she's listening to

804
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: the Hailey Williams solo album. Hey, Kurt, I just saw

805
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: you over at the principal's office giving some advice to

806
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: some kids. I appreciate that thing. That's really that's really cool.

807
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: It's my job, counselor counts counselor. Counselor said, Cancelor, you

808
00:57:44,920 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 1: got those yummies? Yeah, bye bye. Here I go. Oh,

809
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: I got ship and as if sent by the God,

810
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: that's our show today. We did end on. I gotta ship.

811
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: Oh so good. Um. Let's thank all of our alchemists,

812
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: starting with the great and new bestie Patrick Rowland. Thanks, guys.

813
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: I hope you had fun. I did. I always have

814
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: fun doing this. He loved having you in the asylum

815
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: with us. Great to be back. Tell us about this,

816
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: uh Barack Obama talk show? Uh so, um I am.

817
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: I played Barack Obama and in my world, Netflix gave

818
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: him a deal and he also wait my talk show

819
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: and he has guests on there, and there's stand ups

820
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: and uh, he just has a really good time, you know,

821
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,479
Speaker 1: just running a talk show. So great. Where can folks

822
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: sign it? Uh? You find out on I'm gonna stay

823
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: in his voice? Now what's our comedy dot com? I

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Speaker 1: of August, so looking up on the Google's Thank you

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Speaker 1: Mr President, very well, please come back, Mr President and

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Speaker 1: Patrick Caroline Cotter, thank you so much for joining the fun.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. What is the item you wish

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Speaker 1: you had in the kitchen today? Um? An item maybe

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Speaker 1: like uh like a nice like a nice bowl, A

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Speaker 1: nice bowl? Yeah, made out of metal? Perfect? You got that,

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Speaker 1: Craig got it? Okay, Thanks Joey great, Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. It was all right, Thanks Pal.

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Speaker 1: I need to take one moment for clarification, please last episode. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to say, if you were listening to

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Speaker 1: Good Night Like, if you were bored, stop dud it stuck.

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Speaker 1: And then I didn't mean if you were listening to

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Speaker 1: I got a big laugh. I didn't understand why. And

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Speaker 1: then our producer, Doug Babe was like, good one. And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, that wasn't my intention. I mean,

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Speaker 1: when you're bored, you pop on an album, and while

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Speaker 1: the album is playing, you can go to Chris dash

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Speaker 1: Operado dot com. That's www dot Chris No not Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that, Chris, You are loved more than

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Speaker 1: you know. Craig at Cowski. Yes, if you're looking for

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Speaker 1: a verb, that means go together with your looking for jibe.

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Speaker 1: J I b not give. Things don't jive together. They

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Speaker 1: jib together. Though I know it's a losing battle. I've

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Speaker 1: even seen it in the New Yorker as jive but

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Speaker 1: it's wrong. Oh. I so love the corrections. It's my

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Speaker 1: favorite part of the show. Is that wrong? No? Alright,

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Speaker 1: right to the podcast. Please your name here tlcom dot com.

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Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer and engineered the stars, Mr Doug Bane.

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Speaker 1: Fine folks and I heart media. Fump bump fump bump bum.

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Speaker 1: Be kind to each other. Please wear a mask and

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Speaker 1: be careful. We will return to our lives at some point.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollic, until next time.