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Speaker 1: Karen forbids me to buy boys clothing and calls.

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Speaker 2: Me a swir how dare you buy what you want?

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Speaker 2: How you know what's sam? How dare you live your

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Speaker 2: life the way you want to?

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Speaker 1: Well? Fashion police over here. I'm sure Karen is the

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Speaker 1: most sort of fashion. I'm sorry, Karen, I'm not tiking.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not taking Fashion twenty twenty two. Karen

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Speaker 1: classes Sat Dior Karen Dior.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how about you?

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Speaker 1: How about you d or how about your d's nuts?

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Speaker 1: This story happened a few days ago, and I still

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Speaker 1: can't believe it happened. My friend suggested I tell Reddit,

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Speaker 1: because hey, maybe get a little fame, and you're about

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Speaker 1: to get even.

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Speaker 3: More famous because you're all Okayop, we're blowing you up.

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Speaker 1: Bby the cast me Akaop, a fourteen year old female

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Speaker 1: who has mostly boy interest. Entitled mother, a woman who

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Speaker 1: was clothes shopping for a son and happened to run

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Speaker 1: into me. The final member of this class is burd,

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Speaker 1: which is her mom. What Birther birth?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Mother's day is coming up. I'm gonna be like.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Birther, you birthed me, birthed me, that's you are

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Speaker 1: the birther mom.

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Speaker 2: Was too it was too obvious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too obvious, you know, too close and personal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just want to call you a birther. You were

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Speaker 1: in the canal by which I escaped. That's right, and

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Speaker 1: that's all you'll ever be. It's all for context. I

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Speaker 1: fourteen female, have been a tomboy since I was nine.

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Speaker 1: I'm a weird tomboy. You could say I hate dresses,

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Speaker 1: but I'm fine with skirts. And I never wear nice pants,

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Speaker 1: only leggings or sweatpants. Oh. Hair and makeup isn't something

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Speaker 1: I avoid doing, but it's not something I do daily.

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Speaker 3: However, when the time comes to get.

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Speaker 1: Fancy for a date, usually with friends, because I'm not

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Speaker 1: getting a boyfriend and girlfriend in time soon with my weirdness,

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Speaker 1: come on, o' be someone I have confidence.

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Speaker 3: Bro. There's freaking eight billion people, billion people. There's one

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Speaker 3: match for you. There is a match somewhere. Absolutely. And also,

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Speaker 3: people are getting weirder and weirder every day. This is true, dude.

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Speaker 1: The Internet makes people freaking weird. I can get pretty

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Speaker 1: excited and turn into a girly girl. My interests are

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Speaker 1: where I mostly categorized as a tomboy. I like Pokemon

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Speaker 1: dang goa non rapa?

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Speaker 3: What Dang's the one that they like.

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Speaker 2: We had flooded with comments when we said dangpona, but

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Speaker 2: it's not.

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Speaker 1: That now, Pokemon dang rapona. Hey, Minecraft lots of gory

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Speaker 1: and bloody animes and just other boy interests. Anime is

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Speaker 1: unis universal, dude. I know more girls that watch anime

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Speaker 1: than than boys. My sister Sofia, shout out Sofia, She's

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Speaker 1: like hugely in anime. She actually got me into Parasite.

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Speaker 1: She got me into Attack on Titan.

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Speaker 2: Women leading the way in the animal, lead in the way,

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Speaker 2: the anime way anime.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 1: I should also mention I have no desire to be

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Speaker 1: a boy whatsoever, and find me a girl. However, when

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Speaker 1: I go clothes shopping, I always make a bee line

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Speaker 1: for the men's section girls and boys stuff.

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Speaker 3: It just doesn't fit.

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Speaker 1: Me in women's junior's my style, so I find most

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Speaker 1: of my clothes in men makes sense onto the story.

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Speaker 1: Sorry for the long, confusing backstory, but it's necessary. I'm

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Speaker 1: in Walmart with my mom and she gives me the

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Speaker 1: okay to go walk around the store while she grocery stops.

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Speaker 1: As long as I have my phone notifications turns on

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Speaker 1: so she can call or text me when she's ready

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Speaker 1: to leave or if there's an emergency. Back in the

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Speaker 1: good old days before we had phones.

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Speaker 3: You what we did? What do we do? Sam?

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Speaker 1: If we got lost, like I often did, I would

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Speaker 1: go to Costco and I would get freaking lost all

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Speaker 1: the time, and then I couldn't find my mom, Like, Mom, Mom,

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Speaker 1: where are you in Costco's freaking big ass, huge huge

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Speaker 1: it's a child, yeah, And so I would have to

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Speaker 1: go like som really to like the front of the

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Speaker 1: the grocery store in front of Costco.

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Speaker 3: And I would be like, mister megaphone man, can you

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Speaker 3: call my mom?

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Speaker 1: And then uh, And then the megaphone man would come

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Speaker 1: on He's like like on the on the speakers and

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Speaker 1: be like, there is a lost sound child going by

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Speaker 1: the name of Sandual Daughner and the Costco could the

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Speaker 1: brother of this could the brother of this child please

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Speaker 1: come to the front. And then my mom would come

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Speaker 1: and be like, Bro, you can't get lost. You're fucking nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Or do you do it?

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Speaker 1: I have my headphones in and my purse slung over

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Speaker 1: my body, listening to my music and looking at the

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Speaker 1: graphic t's with the band logos odes.

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Speaker 3: Rocking on bro freaking gnarly Bro.

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Speaker 1: Looking at anime characters and video games on them in

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Speaker 1: walks entitled Wether titled mother is looking around for shirts

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Speaker 1: and mentioned something about not knowing what size or son was.

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Speaker 1: I'm minding my own business and title. Mother wasn't really

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Speaker 1: paying attention to me until she saw.

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Speaker 3: Me holding the shirts up to my body.

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Speaker 1: How dare you making it clear that I was shopping

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Speaker 1: for myself and not a male friend, relative or boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Disgusting? She walks over with her cart in pure shock.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, mass, She puts emphasis on any female terms.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yes, is then section right? The women's section

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Speaker 1: is over there? See then points in the opposite direction.

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Speaker 1: I know, I just don't like shopping there because it's

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Speaker 1: not my style. Perfectly reasonable response, the most reasonable response.

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Speaker 1: How much time do you got in your hands where

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Speaker 1: you could go out of your schedule to just harass.

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Speaker 3: Truly, and you take time to do this, Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: But I'm taking public transport around to lat late at night,

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Speaker 1: like there are people that are blasting their music on

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Speaker 1: you know, these kids with their bullboxes, blasting music, throwing

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Speaker 1: trash on the ground. Do I say anything, No, because

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Speaker 1: I'm in a hurry. I need to get to my

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Speaker 1: next location, even though it's a flagrant disrespect of the

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Speaker 1: public space.

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Speaker 2: And here's someone buying a shirt at a store door,

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Speaker 2: not bothering nobody.

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Speaker 1: So entitled mother then goes on to say, oh, so

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Speaker 1: you're shopping for yourself. You're a girl, so you need.

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Speaker 3: To wear girl's claws.

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Speaker 1: She's getting closer and grabs short I was holding and

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Speaker 1: puts it back down on the rack. She persively takes

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Speaker 1: this shit back on the rack. I just stare at her,

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Speaker 1: dumbfounded at her capacity. She then gestures for me to leave,

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Speaker 1: like Tata be gone, be gone. Miss I picked the

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Speaker 1: shirt back up and tuck it under my arm and

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Speaker 1: walk to the other side of the display. And this person,

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Speaker 1: this Karen, is still looking at her mass. You need

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Speaker 1: to buy girls' clothes. You're a pretty pretty girl, and

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Speaker 1: you won't get a boyfriend dressing.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: She then points to my baggy shorts that fall midway

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Speaker 1: down my thigh and my Hero Academia shirt that has

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Speaker 1: Douky on it.

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Speaker 3: Decu, deco. On it.

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Speaker 1: Don't love that one. I'm visibly annoyed at this point. Lady,

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Speaker 1: you aren't my mom, so stop. Even if you were

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Speaker 1: my mom, she's just my brother, and I wouldn't let

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Speaker 1: her dictate my clothes, and I won't let you dictate

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Speaker 1: it either. I've been dressing like this since I was nine.

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Speaker 1: Leave me the f alone or real. She mutters, I

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Speaker 1: would never let my daughter dress like an f slur.

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Speaker 2: The audacity of this woman, dude. She just raises the

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Speaker 2: stakes every time for nothing. Let her buy the freakin shirt.

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Speaker 1: I have to restrain myself from beating the crap out

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Speaker 1: of her as I'm by, and my dress habits have

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with it, and so I let her

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Speaker 1: walk away and I put down the shirt I was holding.

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Speaker 1: I changed my mind and just walk over to look.

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Speaker 3: At video games.

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Speaker 1: I ended up getting nail polished, a tombra plushy, and

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Speaker 1: some polymer clay. I always knew Karens like this were around,

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Speaker 1: but I never thought I would run into one in

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Speaker 1: the wild.

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Speaker 2: Here we are with the Karens. Karen's out here run

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Speaker 2: a while. We need to catch them like Pokemon, dude.

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Speaker 1: I was literally thinking that, like you're like, every story

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Speaker 1: is like the bushes that you walked in.

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Speaker 3: Pokebon is like.

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Speaker 1: A wild Karen has approached. Will she demean you or

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Speaker 1: use She'll use a racist attack? Use ig live, yeahcord

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Speaker 1: on phone.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the guy on TikTok who dresses up

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Speaker 2: like Lincoln asks people if they want to go on

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Speaker 2: a mission Lincoln link from Legends of Zelda. He'll just

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Speaker 2: literally in full, just like straight up like Lincoln, be like,

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Speaker 2: would you like to go on a mission? Good sire?

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Speaker 2: Just like random people on the street. It's like that

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Speaker 2: people go on the mission. Some people go on the mission.

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Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. It's about that life.

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Speaker 2: Peace.

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Speaker 3: Peace,