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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello, howdy, neighbor. I know you

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Speaker 1: took it. What you heard me? Neighbor? I know you

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Speaker 1: took it? Wait a, who who is this? What's going on? Okay?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play dumb now, aren't we? I know you

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Speaker 1: took it. I saw it in my ring cam and

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Speaker 1: I know you took it. Who what do you want?

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Speaker 1: Is this Jack? Yes? This is Jack Jack. The name

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins, and I'm one of your neighbors. And

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Speaker 1: I have got more than a few bones to pick

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Speaker 1: with you. What do you what's going on? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Mister grabby hands? Is? I saw you took it. You

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Speaker 1: came and took my things. I didn't take your things.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, If you didn't take my things, then why

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Speaker 1: are my things in your backyard? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I didn't take anything from you. You grabbed my wood,

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Speaker 1: and I am sick and tired of people in this

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Speaker 1: neighborhood just grabbing my wood whenever they want. I had

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Speaker 1: some wood sitting out that I was gonna use for

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Speaker 1: a fire, and you grabbed it and took it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought you were throwing that stuff out

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Speaker 1: because they just looked like scrap wood, so I just

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Speaker 1: I took it. I'm really sorry. Oh he's sorry. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well sorry's not gonna get my wood back, is it.

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Speaker 1: I want you to grab my wood and put that

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Speaker 1: wood right back where you found it. Unfortunately, I kind

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Speaker 1: of like use some of the wood up. I can

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Speaker 1: give place it for you if you want, or do whatever.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it, like, first things first, what kind

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Speaker 1: of maniacs? SE's a pile of wood and things. Oh great,

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Speaker 1: there's some wood. I'm just gonna put my grubby little

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Speaker 1: hands all over someone else's wood and then use it

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Speaker 1: as my own. And you said you thought my wood

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Speaker 1: was trash. You think the things in front of my

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Speaker 1: house are just trash. I'm not saying that the things

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Speaker 1: in front of your house look like trash, or just

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Speaker 1: that this is the way it was piled, where it

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Speaker 1: was piled. I just thought that you were putting it

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Speaker 1: out for collection. And there you go. There's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Thinking you had thoughts, and unfar for you, those thoughts

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Speaker 1: fled to action. And I know you've already used my wood.

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Speaker 1: I saw what you did with my wood, And how

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Speaker 1: do you even explain yourself? Well, listen, I see, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's all I can say, right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to take another wood. I made a

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Speaker 1: birdhouse out of it then hanging up on the side

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Speaker 1: of the house. Bird house, that's what you call that.

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Speaker 1: I thore if I were a bird, I'd rather be

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Speaker 1: homeless than live in that shack. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the poor excuse for a birdhouse that

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Speaker 1: you built using my wood. You should be ashamed of

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Speaker 1: yourself and listen, Okay, I'm not don't want to get

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Speaker 1: into what you know about birdhouses and don't know about

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Speaker 1: bird houses. But it's a good birdhouse, all right. It's

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Speaker 1: got a freaking porch on it. Birds like perches, not

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Speaker 1: porches yet, idiot, I don't know what your freaking problem is,

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Speaker 1: all right, buddy, And okay, I took My problem is

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Speaker 1: a jother joint because I took some of your wood

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Speaker 1: that looked like trash. Correction, you stole it. No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't steal it. It was out there. It was on

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Speaker 1: the parkway where it's like, if you wanted to keep

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Speaker 1: it closer to your house, do you know anything? Are

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Speaker 1: you sick? Holy? You're an apple and bool? Oh boy, okay,

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Speaker 1: you did it. You're a wood still in thief and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops and you're gonna be arrested for

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Speaker 1: getting your hands on my wood and building in a

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Speaker 1: she bird house. Good, good ahead. I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to them. I want to talk to them with you.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to take this with the police,

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Speaker 1: they're take it up with the police. Why don't we

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Speaker 1: just meet outside right now and talk about it. Huh okay,

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Speaker 1: he wants to take it there. Hey, yours is grass

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Speaker 1: and I'm the lawn mower budd. I'd love to meet

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Speaker 1: you outside, but I'm not at home right now. You

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Speaker 1: know where I'm at. Where are you? Where are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the parking lot of a home depot

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Speaker 1: about to buy some new wood because you're a wood thief.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna go to the police station and tell

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Speaker 1: them you stole my wood and you're threatened to fight me,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna come home and fight you and

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Speaker 1: meet you outside. Oh yeah, yeah, right, you buy more

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Speaker 1: wood cash me outside, how about that? Right? That's enough?

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Speaker 1: All right? You you and your wood all right. I

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Speaker 1: have tried to be nice to you. I have offered

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Speaker 1: to replace your wood, and then you are escalating like crazy,

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Speaker 1: your petty as hell. I'm tired of it, all right.

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Speaker 1: I tried to be nice. I tried to be the

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Speaker 1: bigger guy here, but you won't let it happen because

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Speaker 1: you're a tiny little guy. All right. That might be

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Speaker 1: a tiny little guy, but I got some big wood

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna beat you over the head with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get you an uber and get you

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Speaker 1: over here quicker you get over here now, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: for you. Well, I'm ready to tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: break on you. What what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: How your wife Carol set you up? Oh my god, Carol,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Yeah, this is The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show and your wife Carol set you up because

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Speaker 1: she said you took some wood off of your neighbor's

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Speaker 1: property the other day and build a birdhouse with it,

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Speaker 1: and we're worried about it. The Jewel Show on Demand