WEBVTT - "The Philly Expert" with Reggie Conquest 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:06.800 Hi, guys. God, I'm so excited, so pro fished. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:07.560 Here we are. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:11.840 I feel like, you know, we're shining right now, shine 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:17.159 and shine and shine and shineing. Yeah. Winning, that's what 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:18.639 we're doing right now. We're doing great. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.680 See how many times did you watch the Beyonce Coachella performance? 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.680 You know the one that the one song? That's what's 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.800 the song? Everybody mad? I watched that performance about twenty times. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:37.559 I was getting any money? Everybody mad? Yeah? And then 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.200 I downloaded the song and it doesn't sound the same. 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:39.760 It doesn't. 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.560 It needs the fucking horn, needs the band, but I 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:43.400 really needs it. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.800 It No, it needs Beyonce dancing. No, it needed the band, dude. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.280 I'm like, what are trombones at? Yeah? Drums? It needs 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:51.479 some dancers. I don't know. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.240 I just couldn't get into it as much as I. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.200 And then she performed a second time. Did you see 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:58.080 Is there a tape. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.720 For the second performance? 0:00:58.760 --> 0:00:58.880 No? 0:00:59.080 --> 0:00:59.720 They didn't do that. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.080 They just they're so smart. Yo, that's what I want 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:05.600 to have, like marketing and promote. I need a team, 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.840 that's what the fuck we need, dude, We need a team. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.480 I spoke to my friend who was at Coachella. For 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:12.920 both weekends, and I was like, well, how much does 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:14.240 it cost? Because I just want to know. Was she 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.679 there for both weekends? She was there both weekends, and 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.000 she said it cost four hundred dollars, and then she 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.039 spent a bunch of money. You spend money on like 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:24.280 food and merch and stuff. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.120 I was like, four hundred dollars. I feel like it 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:30.200 should be more. We could do four hundred we could 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.440 do I mean, steer, I feel like I'll have four 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.760 hundred extra dollars. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:36.639 We can split a ticket. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.000 But you but once you're in, you get to see 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.320 Like it was when we went to Afropunk. You don't 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.120 pay to see each person perform individually, right, It's wild. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.480 So the people went to see Beyonce just stood there 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:50.960 and waited for Beyonce the entire weekend. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.120 Bitch, no way, they were not giving up their spot. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.120 What time did she go on? Like eleven o'clock at night? 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.040 Girl by, do you know how much drugs you gotta 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.080 be on? You gotta be like sitting on the ground 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.680 the whole time waiting for her. I feel like the 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.000 people who came to see Beyonce and parked their asses 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.120 by her stage were probably not even doing drugs. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.320 They want to be so bad, they want to be sober, 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.120 so bad, so bad. I don't know. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:15.360 Drugs to do something like that. I feel like if 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.960 I go to Cochella, I'm gonna do drugs. Yeah, definitely, 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.120 like a little bit of a little bit of molly, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:24.160 a little bit of trooms shrooms. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.560 No no cook came for me. My body is a 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:33.400 temple nigga. Speaking of temples, I went to Uh. I 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:37.600 went for a run the other day. Body still hurts, okay. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:42.640 I did a couple laps and I was like, ah. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:41.720 I want to work. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.560 I just want to get I want to get my 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.480 body tightened. Right after I see Kelly Rowland, I was 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.680 just like, fuck, like that is body goals Like she 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:55.840 thick but still in shape, but like you know, she's there, 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.760 but they're not like, uh, prominent, you know, like I 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.440 know that they're not in your face. They're not they're 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:05.360 humble abs. And so that's what the body I would 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:06.240 like for the summer. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:08.320 You want to be slim, thick, You're gonna have to 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:09.440 have a baby. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:13.480 No. I mean last year, last summer I was thick, 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.160 and then what happened. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.440 The guest is laughing. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:21.519 I feel some dust on my shoulder, and it's the 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:22.200 damn gas. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.639 That's all the huffing and touffing. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.079 Blowing your house down, blowing your body down, the big 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.480 bad wolf, the. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:35.280 Big dusty wolf. AnyWho, Yeah, I would, I honestly I 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:36.840 want that. I what it is. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.440 I gotta eat, I gotta go to the gym, and 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.000 I got a bike. Biking really helps with the body, 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:41.720 it really does. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:42.480 I don't three. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.560 We have an extra bike. I'm not about to let 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.960 me get murdered. We're not gonna get bared. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.320 Bike. Dude. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.680 No, I feel like I'm you won't do skating, you 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.960 won't do biking. I can't skate and I can't really 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:55.440 ride a bike. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.160 It's like, so, what do you the apocalypse? What are 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.320 we gonna use you for? What do you you me for? 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.080 Safe in the house? 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.840 You won't use me for prayers. I'm gonna pray to God. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.720 You're not gonna listen to you because you gave. But 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.680 when I prayed, God is gonna be like I hear you, 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:12.400 my daughter. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.960 He's not. He don't he don't hear you. Good fucking lord. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:22.200 He sends lesbians to voicemail. Shut up. Why my friends. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:24.440 I literally don't know what thinking of not knowing why 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.240 we're friends. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:25.600 Uh. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:29.880 The guest today, uh is a friend. So we're not 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:30.760 doing expertise. 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:32.640 Did you see how I just skipped it because I 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:34.440 don't have one and you just and I know you 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:35.080 don't have one. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:37.359 We're not gonna do the expertise. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.600 You're the expert of not letting me do smooth transitions. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.640 I am okay, Well I'll cock block you cock block 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.039 me when I make comments. You cock block me with 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.599 actual cock and you cocklock Marie. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.039 I do not cock block you in real life. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.280 I talk a lot of shit about blocking you, but 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.960 there's not been one, damn dude that I was like, 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.320 oh yeah, this is the one for you. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.880 And I was like, actually, I'm gonna stop this. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.120 That's not he don't have to be the one for mesis. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.200 But I mean, you don't beat like Ali open the 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:04.760 dick to me. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.480 What do you be? Like? Are you? Are you serious? 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.080 Are you? Are we gonna do this? Let's do it, Marie. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.240 I am first of all, if anything, I hold you 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.839 at like a really high standard. So I just want 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.600 you with somebody that you deserve to be with, not everybody. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:26.000 Deserves to you, Marie. Yes, yes, we. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.960 Didn't give you your fucking microphone. We did not intro 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.039 you yet, so shut up, Marie. I just feel like 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.880 not any and everybody should be in the Marie Foston Temple. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:39.520 That's all. I'm not blocking you, boo. That's called black No, 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:39.920 it isn't. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:44.880 When the right person comes, who has a job both limbs, 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:46.880 they have to have both their legs. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.320 I mean, you don't really have to have a job. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:52.560 You know, I'm not gonna marry him, you know, speaking 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:53.360 of not having a job. 0:05:53.400 --> 0:06:00.680 The guest today, no, Yo, ready for you. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.880 We're not ready for you, dude, you ain't got no credit. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:08.760 So just like nig over here, our next guest is 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.599 this niggle Sidney. Do you want to talk about your 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.359 expertise since you interrupted. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.640 You No, dude, all that and you didn't even want 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:16.960 to actually say anything. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.240 Unbelieved, Yo, I'm the expert in. 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:25.440 We've definitely been oil and vinegar, Laidler, oil and water, 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.560 whatever the hell you call it. We've been opposites complete 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.320 I believe, always been opposites. No lately like you just 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.479 be like I'll say something and you'd be like, no, actually, 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.360 we're not like, just now, just let's talk about how 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:37.960 we were at a show. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.640 Marie was being really mean. You're a mean person. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:46.120 I've been a mean person consistently since nineteen ninety six, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:47.200 because that's when I was born. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.960 Oh my god, she was I'm not the show, just 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:51.720 doing my things. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:55.800 Ghost and City was like Allay like screaming from the 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.080 back that I was being mean, and. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.880 The crowd was like, kind of witted. No, she screams. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.599 People are like, oh no, this is not good. And 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.320 I was like, Sidney, you your room. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.200 No. They were definitely like if she wasn't pretty, we 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:10.800 definitely fucked this bitch up. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.240 No, that's not what they were thinking at all. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.520 That's they let you get away with it because they're like, well, 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:18.880 she's got cute cheese on, her hair is big, she's pretty. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.760 If you was missing one tooth, girl, they wouldn't even 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:22.400 allow it. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:27.320 They'd be like, look at that homeless man. And I'm like, well, 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.000 I'm gonna tell you something about this. You're telling about 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:35.040 yourself rapp. Yeah all right, well, Sidney, way to bring 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.080 you know, you just killed all of my momentum. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:38.840 I'm tired now you've. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:43.520 Been tired since. Wow, that's how we feel. That's how 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:44.760 you feel right now because you got a new T 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.360 shirt on. You dude, disrespect me in my home. You 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.440 disrespected me, calling me a cock blocker. You're really giving 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.880 me this title now, even though all I do is 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.400 say nothing but amazing things. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.800 You can say amazing things. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.480 About me while I'm there and then like a dude 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.520 come up and you'd be like, nah, nigga, you're not her. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.880 T keep it keep it moving, you can. That's what 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:09.080 cop blocking. And she's like, City's like, that's not cock blocking, 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:15.080 all right? There he dusty open micros. Then I don't 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:15.760 talk to comedians. 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:16.640 Talk to him. I don't talk. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:18.440 He must be the one, so that I'll be like, 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.080 non niggas, she ain't got time for you. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.560 Listen. I don't go to open mic, so I don't 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:23.520 even see these people. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.760 So you're saying that they be in your inbox, and 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.239 you're telling me that you don't coalk block. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:31.920 But you do cockwalk anyway. Thank you for not letting 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.280 me hook up with anybody. Poor. That's all it is 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.200 speaking of poor. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:41.000 Oh my god, right on time, God is good, God, 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.280 my god, it's every lady's always right on time. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.439 Okay, this next guest here. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:50.040 Friend has been here before, but you guys didn't get 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.440 blessed to hear his episode yet. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.520 But he's a funny guy, super funny. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:58.240 He's somebody that I feel like. He's a funny guy. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.839 He used to walk, yes, but he's actually a stand 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.280 up comedian. He's open for Michael ja before. That's like 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.959 a big thing. I guess you know I was on TV. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:18.400 Is a YouTube He Philly expert. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:25.280 Experts want a son, come down, Marie, you need you 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.200 need to go to Philly and get you a nice man. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.800 That because there's nothing but gentlemen out there with nothing 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.280 but we a little dusty like y'all say, but that's 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:34.400 a sign of endearment. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.640 Though, do we even say wait, hold on, do we 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:37.800 even say your name? No? 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:43.760 He just starts. People know who this is? Not like 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.719 they're gonna know who it is when I say your name. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.079 I mean they might recognize him from TV. Yeah, he's 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.479 a Philly expert. It's conquest. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.440 Y'all got sound effects yet? 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.880 Did you bring the clapping app Yeah, clap your feet 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:03.679 together the up, Reggie, this is wonderful. High Reggie, you're 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.760 from Philly and you're saying that the men in Philly 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.079 are nice, but then they are in New York. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.000 I mean, am I not a sweet guy from Philly? 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:13.960 You are sweet, but I don't know if you're anybody's type. 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:18.280 But yeah, it is plenty. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:26.600 Of wonderful man Derek Monroe, Chris nothing but meek meek. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:28.880 Wow, those are all people that I don't want to do. Yeah. 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.480 I mean he just got out of jail and all. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.199 But yeah, definitely not my type. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:32.720 Yeah. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.360 Yeah, you only been in Philly one time? First of all. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.840 No, I've been to Philly twice theater. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.600 No, actually i've been to I had a my ex 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.920 boyfriend went to Temple, so I was from Philly. We've 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:47.439 been all through Philly before. 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:51.079 Shut up. Listen. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.600 I got my Nokia phone stolen from a house party 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.520 in Philly and then I had to go meet at 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.040 a Checkers to get my phone back, and they tried 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:02.880 to charge me two hundred dollars for Nokia And it's 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:03.760 not even that's a. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.080 Very Philly things. Stilling phones at house parties, that's what 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:06.440 we do. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:08.360 They made on brand for them. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.880 They made me come meet them at four o'clock in 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.840 the morning and Checkers, Wait, someone stole your phone and 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.400 then told you had to give them two hundred dollars 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:15.839 to get it back. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.520 Yeah, a check, and you met them and you went. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:20.920 I went with my I went with my boyfriend at 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.040 the time, and I was like, Yo, you would have 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.640 just got a new phone for like fifty dollars. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.480 That had to be like ten years. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:28.240 Yeah, I had to. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:29.240 It was like thirty. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:35.000 When it's happened, It's happened at thirty in Philly. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:41.720 So tired of yo, Sydney you were This was ten 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.160 years ago. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.720 This was when I was in college. Dude, phones cost 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:45.680 like fifty dollars. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.280 You gotta little rebate and then it was free. I 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:49.320 feel like that's what phones us. What happened was I 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.880 needed my phone because I took the bus from Philly 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.840 to Massachusetts. So I needed my I need my phone 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.240 to get back to school. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:58.600 I know you didn't need your phone to get back 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:58.880 to school. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.160 You know what the bus was. You have jumped on 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.520 Meds and you stayed down in Temple with your boyfriend. Yes, 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.160 how was that North Philly? 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.839 You know what? The campus was nice, but outside of 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:10.880 the campus was Oh. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.040 Yeah, that's when that should get up. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.600 That's when turned into. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.240 It gets it gets bad around North Philly. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.520 Yeah, I mean he the amount of times he told 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.160 me that he got robbed or like people that he 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.400 knew was like robbed at gun point? 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.200 Is what did this man look like like? Describe him physically? 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:32.640 We want to see very light skin, very tall. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.040 He's a ball player, No, he should have played ball, 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.960 but he's actually like a doctor. 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.560 Now really yeah, and you keep up with him. I 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:45.800 mean I see him on Instagram keeping up with him. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.240 That don't he make the introduction? See oh my. 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:54.600 God, you could definitely said you definitely cock blocking Marie. Wait, 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:59.319 definitely listening to that. You definitely sound like you block what. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:01.199 It sounds like you? 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.040 Why do you think that? What do you mean? 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.000 She just she just described it. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:08.720 Every time a man come talking my husband his money, 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.679 he broke it is you don't know nothing about him. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.719 I don't know nothing about him. But I see his 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.040 shoes and I'd be like, what are those? What are 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:21.599 the Meanwhile, he's a doctor, She's like, what are the 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.640 around said you're gonna be a Lesbion team. That's not true. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:33.600 I honestly I always pushed Marie towards greatness, looking like 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:38.080 that always gymnastics very trying. We go out, Marie, I'm like, look, 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.120 I'm like, well look at that guy. 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:40.360 You're like, and what is this? 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:41.480 U was stick last summer? 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:45.360 I don't remember that I was when his whole face 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:49.320 is like, okay, yeah, you couldn't tell my thickness by 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:54.680 your big ass. You're with your big ass pounds. Oh 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.280 doing what walking because you don't have money for the. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.000 New York saved my life? 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.720 Yeah, because you read it used to be three hundred 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:07.280 pounds thirty to be exactly thirty. Since I've known you, 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.559 you couldn't even sit on this couch if you When I. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.720 First moved here from Philly, Philly kept me fat all 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:13.880 those cheese steaks and ship. 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.640 I had a Philly cheese steak recently, And where'd you go? 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:23.000 What's the famous one? The famous spot? It's that's where 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.440 you went. That's a very tauristy tours talking about it. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.680 What's like, what's the big deal with Philly cheese seak? Anyway? 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:33.360 Greasy, greasy, they delicious, Let's don't forget that. 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.720 So I feel like a chopped cheese from about Dagga cheese. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:42.200 Chopped cheese is uh, it's like the beef like ground beef. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.840 Oh that's why Harlem chicks edges would be out. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:48.920 Don't have edges. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:52.000 Yeah, a lot of edges in Harlem. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:56.880 So it's called it's called chopped cheese. Yeah, what is it? 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:57.880 Wait? 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.240 I'm so tired of you. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:00.480 Yo. 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.720 We got to end this podcast right now. Time we 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.680 got less ye. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.400 Trap and what is it on? 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:09.280 Wrong? 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:10.160 Okay? 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.120 All right, phillyes steak che steak. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.280 I would say, get bordinary. It's in the hood North Philly. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.400 I'm not going to you go out there. It's gonna 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.000 smell like p it's gonna be niggas. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:33.560 It's gonna go to the yo window. Does this look 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.400 like you? 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:39.880 That's exactly what it would be. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.200 If you go to Broadenary and get a cheese steak, 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.160 it's gonna smell like pe. Niggas gonna be trying to 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.520 rub musslem ore on you. I don't know they would 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:49.600 love your Philly man. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.880 Steak. How do you know we get the Philly from here? 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.080 How do you make you walk? 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:03.320 Because I lost eighty talk this way? 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:09.600 Naga bus, China bus, greyhound, SAMN track. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.040 Ground is awful. Oh amstruk, you got amstruck money. 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.720 If I got to get the Philly really really quickly. Yeah, 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.880 if you book it in Advanil. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:17.480 How long does it take you to get to Philly 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:17.760 from here? 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:20.520 Stop at all? 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.280 Yeah, me and to Any went to Philly in a snowstorm. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.680 It took us a cool hour. No, we did remember 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:28.520 that out there, Oh for good, good comedy. And the 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:29.920 people were there, they showed up. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:33.280 And how the Philly Cross is dope. They don't give 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:35.680 a not sensitive. You can say whatever you want. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:37.640 It was we had actually had a good time. I 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.840 like I like that. So, Reggie, where Philly are you from? 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:42.760 I'm from West Philly, born and raised on the playground. 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.280 How are y'all not tired of that yet? 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:51.120 Nope? Nope, not at all. Are you tired of it? 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.200 You should be tired of chop cheese, but you still 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.080 promoting that. 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.080 I don't eat it. That's why you're not thick. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.400 That's why, yeah said thinks last. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.480 Year, growing growing, They are think exactly. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.200 From West Philly. And then I moved up West Oak Plane. 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.399 The street, huh is that a street? 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:13.480 That a neighborhood. So it's uptown. It's like New York. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.399 Like West Philly, you got uptown in New York, you 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:19.480 got uptown here, but Uptown here biggest ship, whereas uptown 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:25.040 is like four blocks across Broad Street. But Phillip and 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.800 popping Man, Philly, it's for Super Bowl Eagles. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:32.200 Yeah, you finally, finally, you guys didn't know how to act. 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.080 You guys do y'all didn't know how to act when 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:35.679 y'all want. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:36.560 Every sports team. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.640 That's true, burning ship, that's all. 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:41.640 I was out there that night. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.560 But Philly, y'all don't have much to burn. So if 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:47.880 you burn one can, trash can, that's the whole fucking place. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.920 I went down there and it was mostly white people, 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.879 of course, people that are like but it was it 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.840 was very entertaining to watch. Cops was out there tripping. 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:57.399 It was it was fun like it was. 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.120 Cops were flipping their own cars over. 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:02.280 Cops didn't give a ship, and you could do. You 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.920 could have did anything you wanted in the city of 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:05.880 Philadelphia that night. 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:06.399 It was crazy. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.480 So you went home for the I went home, watched 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:10.440 the game with my pop, and I'm gonna go home 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:11.800 for the Sixers championship too. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:13.440 You got a dad that's so great. 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:14.880 My dad's a Philadelphia cop. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.480 You know that. Well, the listeners don't. 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:20.080 Oh yeah, my dad's a Philadelphia cop. So that's what 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:21.720 I was going to do before I moved here. 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.040 But I was too overweight to. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:25.359 Be a cop. You wanted to take the tar and 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:25.919 they told you. 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:28.040 They tried to make me be a corrections officer. 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:29.240 I can see you doing it. 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.320 I want to be a correction. 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.080 But I was about to do that. Then this old, 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.880 this old old ceo. Dude, he knew me from when 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:38.320 I was kids. Just like, man, you don't want to 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.240 do that. He was like, you ain't that type of nigga. 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:45.600 That's what correction officer body? Though, I do. But that 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:54.960 Reggie showed up the picture of his he looked like SpongeBob. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:57.200 His was like SpongeBob. 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.360 It's like, I couldn't believe he showed me your butt leave. 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:05.200 My butt looked like people look like to us. 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:11.600 Wait, but I didn't know that having a having a 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:12.800 bad butt was a thing. 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:13.480 Yo. 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:17.640 You are it. You're the poster child of a bad ass. 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:18.600 Cared about that. 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.280 Yeah, girls like us that have like good butts. Yo, 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.520 I got a good back though, but one. 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.440 Yeah it's a holy but yes, I do. Dude telling 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:33.760 them I got a butt, she got something back there. Thanks, friends, 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:34.639 I see you tried. 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:35.080 Yeah. 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:38.320 If Sydney got a waist trainer and like everything was 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:41.560 like like twelve inches around the waist, her butt would 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:42.400 look massive. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:48.159 It is a butt like a shotgun, like a shot. 0:19:50.720 --> 0:19:53.600 Yo, are we gonna get anything done at this podcast? 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:55.720 I feel like we're accomplishing a lot. We're learning about 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:59.000 the Philly Man. So you're you were you almost want 0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:00.520 to do corrections. 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:01.840 But you wanted to be a cop. Yeah? 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:03.680 Almost, I wanted. I was trying to be a cop. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:06.840 But then they was like no. They told me I 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.720 had to lose eighty pounds. You did, no, but this 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:10.919 was the way. This was when I was like, I 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:12.520 thought I couldn't do it. I'm like, I'm doing that 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.119 ship and they made me be they try to make 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:15.240 me be a corrections officer. 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:17.720 I'm so glad that that's not the path he went. 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:19.760 I'm so glad either yauld have been. 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:20.680 I would have been. 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:21.920 That ship fucks. 0:20:21.720 --> 0:20:24.199 People up, even even tho people that worked there, like 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:25.360 their mind is different. 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:27.480 So I'm so glad. Then I tried to be a fireman. 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:28.240 Yo. 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.920 You wanted to do everything that you had to be physical. 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:35.880 Then you have to like three hundred and thirty pounds. 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:39.240 Can't climb that finass, that ladder on the truck. 0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:41.080 I will. 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:43.760 Before I'm here. 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:50.199 Everything that requires you to move your biggest hands. You 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:52.600 were like because I wanted to be swat. 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:56.560 I wanted to be in the Marine Corps. 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:59.840 Like no, no, no, I was going to be a spot. No. 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:03.359 But you understand I was still in like football shape, 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:04.000 you know what I mean? 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:10.119 But they football, it's fat football players. I was in 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:11.080 football shape. 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:15.600 You were shaped like a football, shaped like a linebacker. 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:17.480 You know. 0:21:18.080 --> 0:21:21.680 I was still in shape to do the training, meaning. 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.880 Like, but she was three thirty, what does that mean? 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:30.640 But I was muscle though, No, I was muscle. 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:33.679 The lies that fat people tell No, I was muscle. 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:35.000 It was pounds. 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:37.600 You gotta have the confidence of a Reggie Conquest, y 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:40.000 know the fact that he was like, I was muscle. 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:41.200 I was muscle. 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:43.040 I wish I had old pictures talking. 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:46.359 Well, what is the firefighters test? The Fireman's test? 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:47.159 It's training. 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:49.560 You go to a fireman camp and some ship, and 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:50.280 did you do that? 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:51.720 I was going to do that. 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:53.160 You know what the city of Philadelphia did. 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.080 They pushed the test back for three years because it's 0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:57.720 this one, you know Bush and all that ship. 0:21:57.920 --> 0:21:59.919 So they just tried to curve you. 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:05.800 They're the day niggas was in their auditioning. 0:22:06.080 --> 0:22:11.000 People getting called back. They were sending other people Fireman's scripts. 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:13.040 It's just not you, that's it, Yo. 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:15.120 That shit hurt me because every time I seen the fire, 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:16.880 every time I see a fire trug. I still think 0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:19.320 about that to this day. Like I knew that test 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:20.919 you had to take a hundred You had to take 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:22.960 a test. There's a hundred questions. You had to get 0:22:22.960 --> 0:22:26.120 all of them, right. I knew every single answer. 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:29.720 You knew the answer, but you physically no. 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:32.440 This The thing was Fireman was hyping me up, like, nah, 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:34.439 you'll get that weight off, Like you know, Fireman is 0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:36.399 normally jack and like, Yo, we're gonna get that weight off. 0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:37.800 We're gonna get keep going, keeping. 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:38.959 Were they're going to the gym with you where you're 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:39.600 picking you up. 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:42.040 They were training with us and everything like they was. 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:44.239 They was determined to get this weight off. So I 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:46.359 was training with these dudes and don't worry about we're 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:47.640 going to do the test. We go do the test 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:50.879 in the city Philadelphia. Push that test back and I. 0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:53.879 Didn't the city of Philadelphia. The whole city was like 0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:58.640 you too big for this. Yeah. The Mayoria was. 0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:03.000 Like, nah, yeah, I'm telling that should hurt. That should hurt. 0:23:03.040 --> 0:23:04.640 To this day, every time I see a fire truck, 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:05.280 I think about that. 0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:06.320 And I had it all planned. 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:07.879 I was like, I was gonna be a fireman, and 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:09.280 I'm gonna do stand up at night because you know, 0:23:09.440 --> 0:23:11.440 Siremon worked four days on four days off. 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:12.240 Oh I didn't know that. 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.840 But but after the four days of like fire and stuff, 0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:16.480 don't you want to. 0:23:16.440 --> 0:23:19.720 Like firemen don't when do they be chilling? They be 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:21.879 chilling in the firehouse. But the thing is they got 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:25.119 to stay overnight. Yeah, firemen have to stay in the 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:26.320 fire house in case of the fireman. 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:27.160 So you were Ford. 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:28.320 I don't know how it is in New York. 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:30.199 But I feel like there's a lot of fires in 0:23:30.240 --> 0:23:30.840 Philly though. 0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:34.680 No, it's a lot of fire trucks whizzing down the 0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:35.760 street in Brooklyn though. 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:37.080 But I've never seen a fire. 0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:41.200 It's never a fire. It's like some old lady fell. 0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:42.520 And call the fire department. 0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:44.440 Why do they call the fire department for the old 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:46.800 lady that falls in my fireman? I don't know. I 0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.080 feel like you know the answers. 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:50.960 No, no, no, that wasn't one of the answers though, Like 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:55.760 it was like extinguish your answers like this extinguished Yeah, 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:57.640 like grease fire and ship and all that shit. 0:23:57.600 --> 0:23:59.840 It wasn't that. Well, how do you stop at grease fires? 0:23:59.840 --> 0:24:02.480 They they don't the water on it, definitely, But I 0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:05.159 don't remember that ship now. Oh god, I'm just saying that. 0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:07.160 She was ten years ago when I was in football, 0:24:07.200 --> 0:24:12.760 in shape, Reggie, like a football shape. Now I'm in 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:14.400 great shape. Now you are? You look great? 0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:15.119 I've been running. 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:17.880 You look great, Reggie. I'm so proud of you. 0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:18.760 I can only run here though. 0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:20.240 I try to work out, and Philly niggas be like, 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:21.639 what the fuck is you doing? 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:22.720 Like they be cussing me out? 0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:24.280 So I just want to do You don't do the 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:27.520 rocky workout. You don't run up the stairs and run. 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:28.919 My stairs are good for you. 0:24:29.200 --> 0:24:31.280 If you don't get your fucking feet off of me. 0:24:31.359 --> 0:24:45.120 What's wrong? You gotta something? Milk, Reggie, laugh. 0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:52.080 Philly for sure, Philly damn mood. 0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.959 So funny because your face is so pretty and your 0:24:56.119 --> 0:24:59.760 feet are so that, what's wrong with it? 0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.200 They are bad? They look like little squares. Why do 0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:04.040 you got a nerve? They have the rhyme stones on 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.639 your big stone. 0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:08.879 I don't know. 0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:13.440 It's confetti. It's a party on my tone now dazzled 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:15.600 and I was like, yo, if I put some glitter 0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:23.280 on this ship. God was like, nah, nacis. 0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:27.080 Let me go ahead and send that to voicemail. Yeah, so, Reggie, 0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:29.399 you don't do Rocky is Philly? 0:25:29.600 --> 0:25:31.359 Right? Yeah? It was made in Philly. 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:31.639 He not. 0:25:31.920 --> 0:25:34.840 It's a character that's that Isn't there like a real gym? 0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:35.359 No? 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:37.760 No, no, no, it's no real gym. It's a statue 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:39.800 in Philly with the Art Museum. 0:25:39.920 --> 0:25:41.760 So is it not a real movie or no, it's 0:25:41.800 --> 0:25:44.160 a real movie, but it's a character. Rocky ain't real. 0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:46.320 He might be on. I thought that the gym that 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:48.520 he trained at was a real gem. Yeah, oh in 0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:48.920 the movie. 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:50.359 Yeah, seen the movie Rocky. 0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:52.240 Yeah, the boxing I thought was like a like a 0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:55.399 notorious thing is everything is shot in Philly, but that 0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:56.880 gym that he was at is gone. 0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.600 Oh they took it down after Creede. Yeah, it was going, 0:26:00.640 --> 0:26:02.560 Oh they're shooting Creed right now. You're doing Creed too? 0:26:02.720 --> 0:26:02.880 Oh. 0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:07.160 Michael Jordan Wenna have to jump on that Chinatown. Let's 0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:07.800 do it, Marie. 0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:10.240 Honestly, I see you in a movie with him, Thank 0:26:10.280 --> 0:26:11.800 you so much, because I feel like it's. 0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:17.440 Going like a server in a restaurant scene. 0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:24.520 Here, yo, see you in a movie with Michael B. 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:29.639 Jordan too, as the car that he drive away, the 0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:33.600 car he was as a Brins truck. Excuse me, mister Jordan. 0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:34.520 Did y'all like Creed? 0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:40.119 That was the best I've ever seen his body the best. 0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:42.080 It's so big. You're talking about the movie. I ain't really, 0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:43.320 I'm just talking about his body. 0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:45.520 I was like, I thought it was a great representation 0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:47.639 to feel the parts that they shot it at. 0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:48.760 It's dope to watch. 0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:50.600 Something You're from New York, right, so you see it 0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.760 all the time in the movies. You too, Yeah, it's 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:55.240 dope being from Philly. And then like a movie like 0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:58.240 that shot in Philly. So I'm watching, Oh ship, that's 0:26:58.280 --> 0:26:59.160 blah blah blah. 0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:00.320 And that's not that great. 0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:02.199 Yeah, But when they do that in movies for New 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.600 York City, I'm like, it don't look that clean. That 0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:06.040 corner don't look like that. 0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.920 I'm like everything in Enlightening and everything is shot in 0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.240 New York, right, I feel like I'm lessed that about 0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:11.600 New York. 0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:14.080 When I lived in LA for like a month, I 0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:15.879 was watching Pretty Women and I was like, oh, that 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:18.560 sounds from right. Yeah, I know whereose hoes are at. 0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:18.960 Yeah. 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.080 Every time I see a Philly every time I see 0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:23.240 a film shot in Philly, I'm like, Yo, that's crazy 0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:23.880 right there. 0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:27.480 Okay, so Rocky Creed, what else is has been shot 0:27:27.480 --> 0:27:31.960 in Philly? What's that movie Jamie Fox did a while ago? 0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:36.480 Bait Bait? Is it? Baby? I can't believe you remember 0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:38.280 that movie that was trash? 0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:41.280 It's bath the one that he was they dig up 0:27:41.480 --> 0:27:44.840 like money under the the baseball Fielders. 0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:48.040 Was that one with Gabrielle Union. No, no, it was 0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:51.359 Jamie Fox. Gabrielle Union was in Jamie Fox was like 0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:53.360 the one he was going to have sex? 0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:56.080 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, this was like 0:27:56.200 --> 0:27:59.119 a thriller. This was I remember still living in Philly 0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:00.639 when they were shooting this movie, and we used to 0:28:00.720 --> 0:28:02.960 just be watching, like, oh, ship, they shooting the movie 0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.720 here here. Everybody just walk past and feel like you 0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:08.800 got a gang of niggas, Like, Yo, they're shooting a 0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:11.000 movie right here, Like That's that's how I know Creed 0:28:11.119 --> 0:28:11.480 is crazy. 0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:12.400 C New York. 0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:14.640 We walk I walked, the pas be like I'm sorry, 0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.440 we're shooting something, can you not? And I be like nope, 0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:18.640 I live here, and I walk through and I don't even. 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:19.000 You know what I do. 0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.760 Since I was doing, since I learned the background, the 0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:26.399 background world, you could just walk to the catering and 0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:27.200 get something. 0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.480 Because you look like a background, look like somebody would 0:28:30.520 --> 0:28:32.160 be like a person too. Yeah. 0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:34.920 Come on, every time I see a catering truck, I 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:38.840 follow those arrows in those pink sounds, and. 0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:40.479 Then you try to pick up something. They're like, sir, 0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:43.000 you mean you want the apple? Apple for you? Sir. 0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:44.600 They're like, the crew's not eating today. 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:47.560 Yeah. Reggie's like, I'm the background. They're like, I go 0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:49.680 right to them, follow them signs and get some of me. 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:52.400 Every single time, Reggie have a question, John, what's this 0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:53.080 Jawn thing? 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:54.160 About Jawn? 0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:55.000 What doesn't mean? 0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:55.520 What is it? 0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:59.680 It's a it's a nown okay, it's everything everything going 0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:03.560 some place of things in New York. Say in New 0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:06.400 York we say son, son and Philly, y'all say. 0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:10.760 Everything Son, I call it or b or I feel 0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:11.800 like sis just started. 0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.800 No, but we say B. We say yo, B what's 0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.600 good like we don't say B, y'all don't. 0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:20.160 Say like yo to bo like John can be. Y'all 0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:21.920 went to this John. She came back and we went 0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:23.320 to the John over there. I got something, You got 0:29:23.400 --> 0:29:25.000 something from the from the John over there. And then 0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:26.040 we went back to our crib. 0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:28.880 Dumb. 0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:32.440 And then I jo I feel like I used the drawing, 0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:34.720 and then I went to the drawing, and then this joining. 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:36.600 And then I was sitting on the jowing. I ran 0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:45.880 out of toilet paper. Everything is dickhead, dickhead bull b 0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:48.680 U l b. 0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:51.160 B. 0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:52.280 This is dumb. 0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.080 That sounds Listen, I already speak grammatically terrible. 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.120 Yeah, I don't need to before John. 0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:00.400 Just another word thanks to. 0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:03.640 Just another word needed. Oh it stands for something like. 0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:05.000 My boy made that up. 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:10.840 He's just another word needed. That's pretty good clothing. I'm 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:12.600 gonna start running up here soon, you know, as soon 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:18.600 as they got your yes, cool, cool, as soon as 0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:19.680 they get your sight. 0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:21.120 No. 0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:23.800 No, you started comedy in Philly. 0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:28.440 Started comedy in Philly at the laugh House. Uh started there, 0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:30.440 did it for four years there and moved here. 0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.160 You know, everybody from a laft house. Kevin Hart. You know, 0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:36.160 we all seen Kevin Hart is Philly too. Yeah yeah, 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:41.000 Kevin Hart, real hard Cosby, all of us to kill Cosby, 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:45.160 pill Cosby. His name is Bill Till, his Bill because 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:46.320 it is Pillip Cosby. 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:46.680 Yeah. 0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.600 Yeah, we all started there, but then the lath House closed. 0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:53.120 It was the black Club in Philly, okay, and closed, 0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:55.200 and then everybody moved up here. 0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.160 It's a lot of Philly comics in New York. 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:02.760 Y'all taken over like Tago comedians locally. Basically, that's what 0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:06.520 y'all do. Y'all infiltrate, y'all infiltrate, y'all make sure y'all 0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:07.560 put everybody. 0:31:07.320 --> 0:31:11.920 On la I feel like there are more Chicago comics. 0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:13.200 Yes, it definitely is. 0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:16.440 And I have you been in Chicago? 0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:21.960 No, she's going though, I'm going trip coming up. She 0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:25.480 got some jawns And can we say drawn in Chicago? 0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:27.240 No, you can't say John if you're not from Philly. 0:31:27.480 --> 0:31:29.200 That's the only thing my problem with Creed when they 0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:30.240 had that girl saying. 0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:34.280 That testa see Thompson, She's so beautiful she could say drawn. 0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:36.200 She was sucking it up and it was really buzzing? 0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:38.240 Was she saying? How was she? She was just saying 0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.400 it wrong. You can just tell it was forced. It 0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.040 wasn't it wasn't good. It was Did she give us 0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:43.720 an example. 0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:47.200 When it was in a restaurant diner, She kept saying 0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:50.160 it and it was just like you can tell they 0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:51.640 cut it and it was bad. 0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:55.400 They copy and plasted drawn in yeah words, Yeah, it 0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.640 was just bad. The fact that you can be so 0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:00.320 picky about that. But I understand what you mean. I 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.080 get it, Like you're like that don't sound right. 0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.360 You see a Harlem chick with edges in a movie, 0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:07.800 you're gonna feel some type of way that are you 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:08.760 originally from Harlem? 0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:12.680 I was playing Harlem and then I moved to California 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:14.880 and I was too, and then came back to Harlem 0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:15.600 when I was thirteen. 0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:19.080 She came back with titties. No, I didn't get titties 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:22.080 until late You didn't. Yeah, five years ago you still 0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:24.840 got the new boop smell. No, girl, they're done. I 0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:25.880 need to get the re up. 0:32:26.880 --> 0:32:34.560 Yeah, upup it up, just plase ready. 0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:37.480 They would legit love you Philly though, yeah. 0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:37.640 They would. 0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:39.960 I feel like everybody, what are some Philly women. Who's 0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:41.040 from phil Eve. 0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:44.320 Yeah, Jill Scott, Jill Scott, I love me some joke 0:32:44.360 --> 0:32:46.240 and then who else he loves me? 0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.200 Said you could go right the honor. You would get 0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:58.280 a lot of money Onyx, that god, he said. 0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.480 I was like, there's no way that's but he said 0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:04.320 that your thick, slim back can make some money. 0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:07.800 No, dude, you can go right to just words. It's 0:33:07.800 --> 0:33:11.160 an open mic spot. It's a poetry open mic. 0:33:11.520 --> 0:33:14.280 Oh, I look like I do poetry. I feel I 0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:16.080 think we need to switch it up. I think she 0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:17.680 needs to go to ONYX and I need to go 0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:19.840 to the port said. 0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:20.160 He said. 0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:21.760 They're not here for me, They're here for you. Said, 0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:24.960 you look like he said, I definitely want to do 0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:26.280 well there. I don't have hips. 0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:31.040 Well, you can't dance too, that's you got a lot 0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:37.160 of nerve you need for your joints. You dance, No, 0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:40.160 you can't. Let's go back to getting into your business. 0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:42.120 So your dad is a cop. What does your mom do? 0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:44.440 My mom is broke. 0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:52.600 Yeah, my mom she worked for the school district for 0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:54.600 a couple of years. I honestly don't know what my 0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.160 mom did that that's said, But I don't know it's 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:57.880 not she growing. 0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:02.320 She she retired from school district and she's doing whatever 0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:02.640 she does. 0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.040 She's about to go to Jamaica. That's all I know 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:07.280 about my mom. Man, God, I'm gonna go down there 0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:08.160 and get her groove back. 0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:08.399 Yeah. 0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:09.319 What's your name? 0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:09.920 Sheila? 0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:17.200 Shela, Shela, Sheila quest. 0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:19.600 And all my friends call her that like she she 0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:21.400 them to call her Sheila. 0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:25.239 Sheila cool mom? Yeah, she is pretty cool, Sheila. You 0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:29.240 want some red striped mom every time? Hey, what's up, Sheila? 0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:29.920 What's going on? 0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:38.200 Shela? Yeah, Shelao. But that boom boom, Oh that's a song. 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.879 She told me to play it at her funeral. Sheila. Oh, 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:42.480 that's wheat. 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.120 That's very morbid of your mother. She did say that 0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:47.920 nobody's playing Prince at your at her funeral. 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:49.600 What's wrong with wait? Is that that's not a prince. 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:54.319 I don't know that it's a prince? You know that song? Sheila? Wait? 0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:56.200 I don't know. Actually, can you google it? 0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:57.240 Sheila? 0:34:58.360 --> 0:35:02.920 Ah, that's what it is. She dude, you know that 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:07.320 that's when I came out in high school when you 0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:08.120 were in high school. 0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:11.000 But you've got a lot of nerves. You give me 0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:15.000 forty five year old energy? Okay, older, how old are you? 0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:18.839 I'm thirty. I'm thirty one in August. First, look at 0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:21.439 what you're doing. What you're doing for your birthday? Who knows? 0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:23.120 What do you usually do for your birthday? 0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:24.719 Last year? I didn't do much. 0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:25.120 This year. 0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.960 I might be going to dr Oh, you're saving up. 0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.480 You got You're gonna be wearing a T shirt the 0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:31.680 whole time in the pool. 0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:36.800 Though, the white you wear in my white tea, in 0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:39.439 my white tea, Reggie, you wear shirts in the pool? 0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:40.840 Yeah, no, I wear white beaters. 0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:41.239 I got. 0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:42.360 I got good shoulders. 0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.600 I don't know if you notice I got I got 0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:48.160 really good shoulders. Like anything up here is good, Like 0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:49.400 I look like football in. 0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:51.799 Their hair is like you have good four arms too? 0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:52.400 Do? 0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:54.640 Yeah? When you wear your shirts, I'm like, you could 0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:55.680 tell you are then. 0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:59.360 I got good shoulders from from the arms and the shoulder. 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:05.279 Your arms pretty good? Up, look good? 0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:09.120 Like you know you're right whenever I see you. You 0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:12.279 have videos of you and Kevin I so in the gym, 0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:13.680 I'm like, look at Ren and Stimpy. 0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:21.000 I'm like, they're so cute. You ready never did a 0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.239 fat nigga before? No, no that. 0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.120 I don't like squishy bodies, so I gotta be like 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:29.399 rock solid. It's gotta be hard, I mean, semi rock 0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:33.000 stylid at least, like you can't have that butt at all. 0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:38.439 Like your eyes is unacceptable. Wait, it's pretty damn bad. 0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:39.760 I never did a fat nigga. 0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:42.520 Why why are you leaning on city like that? The 0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:46.240 strength that holds you upde she don't have the knee strength. 0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:48.680 The amount of pressure you're putting on her knees right 0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:49.480 now is gonna give her. 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.759 I don't know, Regie, how much you ain't nowt you? 0:36:52.000 --> 0:37:01.960 You look great? You look good, look good, you look 0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:02.759 you know what. 0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:06.080 It's crazy because I was never concerned about my waiting Philly. 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:06.799 I never get. 0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:10.960 Philly got voted the ugliest city. 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.600 Philly got voted the ugliest saying we were like, all right, yeah, 0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:22.200 we got voted the ugliest city like three years in 0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:25.720 a row, and you don't really know. I'm from Philly, 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.759 but you don't really notice how ugly the city is. 0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:30.960 And when you go until you go back, like I 0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:32.840 be on the bus in Philly now now I'm just 0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:34.759 com to because when you're from Philly, you don't want 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:36.440 to catch up that. It's just everybody got a car. 0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:40.040 If you ain't got a car, you're done. But now 0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:42.840 I openly catch the bus everywhere when I go to Philly, 0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:46.360 and we are ugly, some ugly motherfuckers in Philly. 0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:50.560 It's sad. You're cute. I'm probably a little cute now. 0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:52.680 Cut for you cute ugly? You know what I mean. 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.080 I'm I'm pretty cute now. 0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.359 But back then, you better send us a really good 0:37:56.400 --> 0:37:59.280 photo so that we could post like your best photo. 0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:03.360 Please for the for the because people are gonna be 0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:04.120 checking for me. All right. 0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:06.640 I got when you have a girlfriend, so nobody should 0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:07.760 really yesterday. 0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:11.160 Okay, jesus you alright. I wanted to be cool on 0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:11.880 social media. 0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:15.680 Now entertained not not not in my black house. 0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:18.840 Yeah nothing, it's nothing wrong with entertaining. I can entertained. 0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:22.600 Can you entertain how somebody like you entertain? 0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.120 Be funny and chill and be flirty? 0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:27.279 Okay? 0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:31.759 Here are the least attractive cities in twenty seventeen. Don't 0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:36.440 believe you looked it up. Baltimore, Maryland is number one. Sacramento, California. 0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:37.759 Oh that's not right. 0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.200 Sacramento was cool. 0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:50.040 But ugly, people Spokane, Washington, Charlotte, Okay, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Tampa, Atlanta, 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:51.040 and Memphis, Tennessee. 0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:52.440 Philly's not on this list. 0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:53.680 They not. 0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:55.359 They didn't make it to the He was up there 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:59.040 like maybe like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen. 0:38:58.760 --> 0:38:59.919 He was real ugly Okay. 0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:06.520 Top five most attractive cities Honolulu, Boulder, Colorado, Scottsdale, Arizona, 0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:08.680 Salt Lake City, and San Diego. 0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:11.960 Scottsdale is a damn lie. A lot of people from Scottsdale. 0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:15.200 They do mass somebody from the. 0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:17.440 Scottsdale but made this list because I don't see it. 0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:21.520 Look up the Rudest, the Rudest Twitter City, the Rudest 0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:25.920 Twitter City. That was like a thing too, America's eight 0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:27.880 Ugliest Cities. I mean, there's a lot of lists. This 0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:31.640 is crazy and so y'all just we was up there. 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:34.360 You found out because it was a joke. It was 0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:41.680 a big joke and that's ugly dirty what you're looking up? Said, yes, Sidney, 0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:43.080 what are you looking at? We're in the middle of 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.320 our studio time. I'm trying to find a decent picture 0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.000 of you, Reggie, and there's none. I think you need 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:52.200 to get your Instagram better. My Instagram does say, like 0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:56.320 your social media is black, and do you like the stories? 0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:59.320 I like the stories now more than I like posting. 0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:02.319 Yeah, yeah, even your stories be like you could tell 0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:04.040 he ain't got no neck the way he. 0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:09.839 He ain't got no neck. He ain't got no neck. 0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:14.439 Now, I'm gonna get a good puture for y'all to post. 0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:16.919 But you know, I got a lady, So so let's 0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:17.600 talk about your girl. 0:40:17.640 --> 0:40:21.839 Where is she from? She's from Denver actually Colorado. Yeah, 0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:24.520 and she moved to Philly, so she don't know. 0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:26.879 What tastes when she lives in Philly and you live here, 0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:31.120 so you in a long distance relationship. She really likes you, 0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:35.239 but also she probably just doesn't know what good is yet, 0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:38.480 so I guess she run through you a little bit. 0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:40.920 Well, you might get some money soon, so she might 0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:41.680 like catch you. 0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:44.080 She was dope, And you know what, I never thought 0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:45.759 I could do the long distance ship. But I mean 0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:48.080 it's really not that long. Philly and New York is 0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:50.719 literally we see each other everywhere. But also, who's like 0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:52.759 throwing themselves at you, Reggie. 0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:53.520 Here in New York. 0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.320 Uh, you know, I don't want to get into it. 0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.880 Record I was you know what, I'm not gonna lie 0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:05.920 in Philly, I was. I got more out there when 0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:06.799 I moved to New York. 0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:10.560 Like, as far as those girls can't see, they can't hear, 0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:12.600 they don't girls can't hear in Philly. 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:14.040 Here in New York. 0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:15.839 Oh here, you were getting hear more in New York. 0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.120 I got more love in New York than I did 0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:21.839 in Philly. Really, yes, because i mean just girls can 0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:23.000 hear or see. 0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:26.480 Like I'm just saying. When that, when the wave started 0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:27.040 to drop. 0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.160 Off and all that, I started to be confident, I 0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:30.840 was starting to get confidence went up. 0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:34.560 So I'm you know, swiping and talking and and. 0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:37.360 You're really funny, Reggie, You're really funny. I love the 0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:38.840 sweetish thing you ever said to me. 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:43.560 You're very funny. And I like how you start conversations 0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:44.040 with women. 0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.239 How do you start it? You like wings? Yeah, that's 0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:49.040 that's how I met my girl. Actually, you said you 0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:52.359 like wings, so you're cute. Do you eat wings? Well? 0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:53.960 Because we met we met on an app? 0:41:54.719 --> 0:42:00.480 What app is this? You already know? So I was 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:01.920 on soul Swipe, but I'm off now. 0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:05.480 Of course, imagine if you still have that you've been 0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:08.840 on soul swag is like black people bumble. 0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:11.279 Yes, it's black people, tender black people. 0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.919 Yeah, but all the pictures are like pixelated and people 0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:17.400 take your picture and bathrooms. 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:18.279 So that's why you meet the person. 0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:21.560 Though. My girl's very cute. So yeah, she's still So 0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:24.360 we met and it's been like a year now almost almost. 0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.880 You've been long distance for a year. Yeah, And every 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:32.359 weekend she's here or you're there, she's here, I'm there. 0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:33.920 She comes here more. 0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:37.720 And that's what she's coxpensive. It's really not because everything 0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:40.560 is playing. That's the thing about long distance dating. Everything 0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:42.719 is playing. So she knows when she's coming here. She 0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:45.319 knows when I'm coming here. She buys tickets a head. 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:46.840 You get a ticket for five dollars. 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:51.960 What five dollars? Where's five dollars? That sounds like you 0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:55.239 like right in the back of a pic. Don't even 0:42:55.600 --> 0:42:56.520 busga bus. 0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:00.200 There's a five dollar van China bus five dollars or 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:03.000 sometimes if I don't have ship to do, like in 0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:06.600 the morning, I'll go I've caught the Philly. 0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:08.880 I've caught the bust to Philly for a day and 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:10.279 we just go get lunch and ship. 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.120 I don't do that much. But I've done that before. 0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:16.560 Damn love Yo. 0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.919 You can take a bus to get a lush that's 0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:23.480 not like some rich poor nigga ship take to get 0:43:23.520 --> 0:43:25.160 some lunch for the day. 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.680 I go, I leave here about eleven, go down there 0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:32.600 and be back in the city by like eight, and 0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:33.240 it's five. 0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:34.480 Dollars and you ain't got a spot. 0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:35.480 So you got. 0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:38.080 Spot? 0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:41.200 Yeah's where's a good place to go to in Philly 0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:41.640 for lunch? 0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:45.839 Downtown? Philly City City, Philly has changed so much. 0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:49.040 He was crazy when I I never was a downtown 0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:51.719 person in Philly, Like I know New York downtown better 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:54.160 than I know Philly. Then you move when you go back, 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:56.320 and that's all I do now is sity downtown. And 0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:59.160 because it's like gingerfied and gingerfied. 0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:01.240 Everything is new, it's clean, like it's crazy. 0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:04.719 Like so I places, uh, places to hang if you 0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:07.239 go to Philly, Raven Lounge is dope Friday night. 0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:07.880 What's that? 0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:11.200 It's a lounge sports bar? No, no, no, it's a 0:44:11.400 --> 0:44:14.280 it's like it's like a lounge bar. It's like an upstairs. 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:15.799 Uh. 0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:20.040 They got food, they got food and the music be good. 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:21.200 Music be popping. 0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:23.880 Wait y'all did. Y'all did good good, right. I'm surprised, 0:44:23.920 --> 0:44:26.400 you know, didn't take out there or y'all left right after. 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:33.440 We went to the Asian The that it's good, but 0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:38.440 that was good about the prices though, they were what 0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:39.680 they were, but it was cool. 0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:44.080 No, the prices are are totally different. Cheaper, it's way cheaper. 0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:46.400 It's Philly, but everything in New York is more expensive 0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:48.719 than anywhere else I know. So why don't you just 0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:53.719 move to Philly? Y'all playing left here talking about back though? 0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:57.959 When when I get it, some money, you get somebody, 0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:00.600 you're gonna stay here. You're gonna get wanting. 0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:03.480 To move downtown Philly. I'm going to commute from New 0:45:03.560 --> 0:45:06.040 York to l A. I don't want to live in Philly. 0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:07.879 I don't want to live in New York that much. 0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:10.719 I mean, until you know, some success comes where I 0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:12.719 can move. You want to PREMI that God, until some 0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:19.840 success come. God, you're like yelling at the ceiling like 0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:23.120 he can't hear you. Okay, I want to I want 0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.160 to move downtown phill like right downtown. 0:45:25.480 --> 0:45:27.719 Okay, you would love Philly, huh? I do love you 0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:29.960 live really really repping for your city. How you feel 0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:30.560 about Mek. 0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:31.000 Meal right now? 0:45:31.360 --> 0:45:34.439 Oh, that ship was lit, that that that night, that game, 0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:37.400 everything was lit. His whole situation. I mean, it's all goofy. 0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:39.120 And they was treating that nigga like he was Nelson 0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:42.200 Mandela or Muhammed and Ali is going a little too much. 0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.120 But it's good, is it? Sean's light on the other 0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:48.799 niggas that's locked up for goofy shit. My brother Donald free, 0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.680 Donald Free, Donald Conquest. 0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:53.839 You have a brother named Donald Conquest that's in jail 0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:55.400 right now that looks just like you. 0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:57.880 No, no, no, he actually looks way better than me. 0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:00.640 So the good one is in jail out and they 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:01.440 got you out here. 0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:05.320 Got a beard, he's musket like, he's muscular. 0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:06.279 He's in jail. 0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:08.080 Yeah, he's got a good fitness plan. 0:46:08.320 --> 0:46:12.520 Wait, why why was Meek Mill sent to jail? Let's 0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:12.960 get into it. 0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:14.239 This nigga did something. 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:16.720 He broke his he violet his probation probation. 0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.759 But he'd been on probation since he was eighteen for 0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:22.839 doing dumb ship popping Willie's little dumb shit here and there, 0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:25.719 and this judge has just been on his case for 0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:29.920 the past ten years. This happened in eighteen and the 0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:32.319 ship now the Nigga thirty and she still was ridding them. 0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:33.719 So she gave him to you. She was trying to 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:34.800 make an example out. 0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:37.000 Of him, or she just was like that last album. 0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:37.239 Man. 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.640 It was like a lot of like drama's running the 0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:43.320 Judge though, because they were like, oh she like she 0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:46.360 she's doing this because he didn't like. 0:46:46.800 --> 0:46:48.239 Shout her out on an album, or. 0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.399 There was a lot of those rumors going around. 0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:53.560 She wanted to be an actress for a while. 0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:56.800 Williams be showing the video of her, like her acting 0:46:56.920 --> 0:47:01.600 debut for the Judge, The Judge video of her. Wendy 0:47:02.080 --> 0:47:04.880 like she's like the name of the movie something like 0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.520 where's my baby or like my baby's missing or something. 0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:09.440 And she's like, where's my man and she's like screaming 0:47:09.480 --> 0:47:13.520 and face The acting is terrible. I love Wendy. She's 0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:17.640 so he said, dude, be exposing my man. 0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:22.680 But no, that was all the type of rumors. But 0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:25.439 he did is he did, only did five months. 0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:28.000 But when you got but he violated his probation. He 0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:29.160 did how did he do that? 0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:31.640 Pop and Willie's or something and he got to fight 0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:32.280 in the airport. 0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:32.759 That's it. 0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:35.160 Well, it was supposed he was trying to break up 0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.960 a fight, but you know somebody like that around something, 0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:38.920 they're gonna put it on him anyway. 0:47:39.160 --> 0:47:39.799 The niggas out. 0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:42.360 I just don't get why niggas kept visiting them like 0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:44.279 he had had Kaepernick visiting them. 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:47.080 He had the billionaire's visits music. 0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:48.640 It's not even that good for all these people to 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:51.800 be pressed. I don't know. He yells a lot, and 0:47:51.880 --> 0:47:54.120 he's like, me. 0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:56.399 Can rap his ass off, I don't care what anybody say. 0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:59.319 Me can wrap his angry and shouting, and I bec 0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:02.080 like what I mean? That's that's the ongoing joke that 0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:02.600 he yelled. 0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:05.480 But yeah, whatever, he still he still touched a lot 0:48:05.560 --> 0:48:08.279 of topics that your favorite rappers. 0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:11.000 Touch, Like I just remember him, him and Drake re 0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:13.680 beefing and Drake won the beat. Yeah he did. He 0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:16.719 bodied it. Is that your girl too? You got by 0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:20.200 singing niggas well? Yeah, they'll Drake will be bringing him 0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:21.120 out on stage soon. 0:48:21.320 --> 0:48:23.720 So you heard we heard it here first. 0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:27.640 They're friends. It's all act free meet six is winning 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:28.640 sid still. 0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:30.920 A Sixers are the Sixers are good now? 0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:33.760 Sixers are popping almost I was so excited. 0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:35.279 I wanted to go back to Philly that night just 0:48:35.360 --> 0:48:37.359 to go to the game, because was going to be there, 0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:39.759 just the game, the energy, all that shit. 0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:42.799 You ain't got no money, You ain't got no money. 0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:45.239 He couldn't find a final ticket. That's why he didn't go. 0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.720 I was dis close to going, and then what happened. 0:48:48.040 --> 0:48:52.000 You only had four dollars. You only had four dollars. 0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:54.479 You see, y'all never really listened to a me album 0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:56.719 because y'all, I don't listen to rap, though, so I. 0:48:56.880 --> 0:48:59.880 Don't listen to listen to sid I listened to rap, 0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:01.600 and I do. There's a Meek song that I like. 0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:04.200 It's called That's My Nigga and Snoop Dogg is on it, 0:49:04.360 --> 0:49:07.600 and it's that I like Will Smith or something like that. 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:12.000 How about Will Smith Instagram though, I mean, it's getting 0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:13.600 kind of old now, but when he first came out 0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:15.160 it was great. 0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:17.440 Well, apparently he has a YouTube page now too. Will 0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:20.040 Smith is just doing everything like he's trying to make 0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:22.360 money in other ways. He's getting paid off of the YouTube. 0:49:22.400 --> 0:49:25.239 Because you get to know you, Sidney, what are you doing? 0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:27.760 We're having a conversation. I was just got the phone 0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:28.520 on your phone. 0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:29.680 I was just trying to. 0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:35.399 Will Smith is Will Smith is great. His Instagram is great. 0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:38.480 But I always forget that he from Philly. 0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:42.120 Right, I always doesn't give back to the community. 0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:45.080 No, it's not that, It's just he was like considered 0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:47.800 like one of the first like weirdos of Philly, like 0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:50.360 when he was because Philly is such a city, like 0:49:50.520 --> 0:49:52.920 you had beans, you had freeway, and all these rappers, 0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:54.400 and Will Smith was. 0:49:54.440 --> 0:50:01.359 Just like like right, Will Smith was the original, the creative. Yeah, 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.120 and it worked for him. What happened to where is 0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:04.800 Beanie Siagell? 0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:09.239 Now, where's freeway? They'd be there when jay Z be there, 0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:13.120 and be there when j Z be there. But but everything, 0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:15.560 everybody's course ain't the same exactly. 0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:19.640 So that's why you can't some ugly niggas people the 0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:22.319 kind of look a little bit like they could. 0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:26.239 I do got that Beanie, So you got that Beanie Siagell. 0:50:26.000 --> 0:50:32.000 Fit my makeup chef boy or beans just getting me 0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:34.839 a little cute though what that means Like I'm losing weight, 0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:36.399 I'm getting more I'm getting more cute. 0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:37.919 Plus my girl cute, So I'm getting cute. 0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:39.759 Yeah, but you're in a relationship, you're not getting You're 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.120 not trying to get be cute anymore. Why not, Like 0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:44.040 when you're in a relationship you're happy, that's when people 0:50:44.080 --> 0:50:44.799 normally get fair. 0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.080 Nope, that's when people you know, I don't want that. 0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:49.200 I ain't trying to get this way back on. And 0:50:49.280 --> 0:50:50.520 we're working out this summer. 0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:51.560 All of us summer. 0:50:51.640 --> 0:50:54.480 Yeah, is going to start doing the classes, and thank goodness, 0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:56.000 I really need to do that. 0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:57.959 I like, I mean to. I feel like you would 0:50:58.000 --> 0:50:59.760 be there and you'd be cutting a lot of corners. 0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:01.960 I'm working, not Marie, I was working. 0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:05.120 Yo found out since she was talking about bikes. City 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:09.200 bike is forty eight dollars for the year. Okay, I'm 0:51:09.239 --> 0:51:09.520 doing that. 0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:13.120 Yes, Actually it's it's pretty cool. You pore or you 0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:15.719 could just get a bike, dude, I do have a bike. 0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:16.920 So what you need city Bike for? 0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:18.880 Because sometimes I don't. 0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:22.480 Know, parking is like annoying and like when it's late 0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:24.520 one in the morning, trying to bike home at three 0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:25.239 o'clock in the morning. 0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:28.440 That's true, you could just leave Sydney was I was 0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:33.080 saying it on Instagram. She's gonna get like two am 0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:40.200 crossing the bridge. With her little bell. Yeah, I'm not. 0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:40.920 Trying to do that. 0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:41.360 No. 0:51:41.560 --> 0:51:44.560 People were definitely messaging me like are you okay? You 0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:46.880 were like biking a Harlem and then going all the 0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:49.000 way back down to Brooklyn. I was like, dude, you're 0:51:49.000 --> 0:51:50.920 gonna die its It was. 0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:54.600 No, I ain't trying to do that. So I'm definitely 0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:55.680 going to invest in city bike. 0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:57.319 But it's one hundred and threty dollars for the year, 0:51:57.360 --> 0:51:59.800 but you only go use it for a couple invests. 0:52:00.200 --> 0:52:02.960 You're hilarious invest in it. 0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:06.480 That's an invest but you're only gonna use it for 0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:08.440 like a couple of months because you're not gonna use 0:52:08.480 --> 0:52:09.200 it in the wintertime. 0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.279 Why not if it's not snowing, he could use it 0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:15.000 up until November probably if. 0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:17.080 It ain't no snow on the ground, I'll be city 0:52:17.120 --> 0:52:19.080 biking with a with a first down on. 0:52:22.560 --> 0:52:23.279 What did he take? 0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:27.040 Yeah, there's no snow on the ground. I'm gotting city bike. 0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:28.719 You got a little Philly mask, but I got this. 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:30.600 Whole summer of the city bike. We're working out. 0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:32.680 So what's the plan. How much weight you trying to lose? 0:52:33.080 --> 0:52:34.200 How sex are you trying to be? 0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:36.360 I've been stuck at sixty for. 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:40.560 Almost a year now, I've been to sixty is not doesn't? 0:52:41.800 --> 0:52:44.759 I mean it's big If you're short, I'm sure. How 0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:46.120 told are you six foot? 0:52:46.640 --> 0:52:54.719 You fucking don't lie to them about six eight five 0:52:54.840 --> 0:52:56.520 eleven nine? 0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:56.920 Yeah? Let me. 0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:58.880 I don't know what men do that you put the 0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:00.000 height on your license. 0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:02.399 If I knew that, I would have put six foot. 0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:06.360 I knew she wasn't gonna be like I would have 0:53:06.360 --> 0:53:06.640 put six. 0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:08.759 Let me see your license. I don't even have it. 0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:16.680 Reggie's five nine and a half, y'all tripping? No, I 0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:17.920 don't see it. Where is it? 0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:20.640 But I got this extra Any listeners that's listening that 0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:22.799 can help me get this extra thirty weight off? 0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:23.520 Help me? 0:53:24.800 --> 0:53:27.239 I'm trying to lose thirty because I think I plateaued you. 0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:30.200 Did you have been stuck at the same that's called yeah, 0:53:30.280 --> 0:53:32.880 So I don't listen to he'd be at the cellar 0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:34.240 in wing. 0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:37.839 No, No, no, I don't see you. I've never seen 0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:40.600 a Peter platter in front of you. Yeah, I don't. 0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:41.759 It's like I used to. 0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:43.879 That's what I'm saying. I might go eat a wing 0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:45.520 here and there, but I don't do it like wing. 0:53:47.960 --> 0:53:49.839 I used to go in like they only serve six. 0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:53.160 I get two orders in another order wing King baby Wing. 0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:55.480 I used to be there ten and wings up. But 0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:57.440 I don't do it like I used to, though. I 0:53:57.600 --> 0:54:00.640 carry a little can of tuna around if I can hungry. 0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:03.440 I can. So who are you? You can't open her 0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:03.719 with you? 0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:06.120 You don't like put it in some tradeed Joe's now 0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:08.640 change a little silly cat. Do you have a little 0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:09.440 plastic thing? No? 0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:11.200 No, no, You get the can that you can open 0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:13.640 with your fingertips. Pop it open, keep it going. 0:54:13.880 --> 0:54:18.400 You need a pouch. You don't put nothing in the tune. 0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:19.239 I just started doing. 0:54:19.280 --> 0:54:22.000 The pouch is good, and they have different flavors in 0:54:22.040 --> 0:54:22.359 the pouch. 0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:23.840 I just had one lemon pepper. 0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:25.680 It's really good. You should just do it. 0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:26.359 But it's not enough. 0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:30.879 They're not supposed to have a whole can. It's a pouch. 0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:34.320 It's a snack, you, reggie, because your body's full of mercury. 0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:36.239 Right now, that's what it is. I've been meaning to 0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.520 look that up. What the fuck is mercury? It's not 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:42.360 good for you. It's a metal. It's not vibranium. 0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:44.640 I'll tell you that your sisters can help me get 0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:45.680 the sturdy way to pay. 0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:50.440 Doesn't. She doesn't do a community service, so I mean 0:54:50.560 --> 0:54:52.600 she might like you might be able to get there 0:54:52.920 --> 0:54:55.359 the summer though. It'll be good. You'll be good. 0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:57.400 Last year I came out there with my rope, I 0:54:57.480 --> 0:55:00.000 had my head bands. Nobody was out there. 0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:03.080 So my sister does these workouts in the park and 0:55:03.160 --> 0:55:05.919 watching the square park and we would do it every 0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:08.320 weekend and Reggie just came on two weekends that we 0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:08.960 did not do it. 0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:12.680 Yeah, but hello, I was. 0:55:12.760 --> 0:55:13.520 Out there and ready. 0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:15.680 I was warming up, like, let me get it going, 0:55:15.800 --> 0:55:17.759 just in case they come they see me working out. 0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:23.600 It was so good. It was raining, it was like drizzling. 0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:24.880 I'm like, nobody, no. 0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:26.799 Black woman was gonna be out there with our hair 0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:28.040 exposed in the drizzle. 0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:32.160 Not one not one time. You should be pissed. 0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:34.440 Yeah, I'm gonna get this extra thirty off. And when 0:55:34.480 --> 0:55:36.400 the extra thirty off, sexy is coming. 0:55:36.520 --> 0:55:39.040 Change the diet. You should run. Running will slim you down. 0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:40.880 If you can swim, you should swim. 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:46.560 Yeah, you run for the bus right in the train. 0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:50.239 You got a license, No, you got license? I do, 0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:52.120 I mean, I don't have my license, but I had 0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:54.759 a license. The New Yorkers don't got license. We don't 0:55:54.760 --> 0:55:56.759 need to have the driver's license. I just lost it. 0:55:56.800 --> 0:55:59.320 But if you go to another city though, I'm a 0:55:59.480 --> 0:56:02.359 uber everywhere, No no, no no. If you start doing 0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:05.920 colleges and ship and you need to drive, I'm still uber. 0:56:08.040 --> 0:56:11.040 That feet into my uh my feet or just get 0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.799 get somebody open for you? Who got a car? Who 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:16.320 got a car? I see what people do. Somebody messaged 0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:17.560 me last night and was like, hey, do you want 0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:19.799 to do a show with me? Do you have a car? 0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:22.680 And I was like no, no, m hmm. A bunch 0:56:22.719 --> 0:56:27.239 of users this dude. I mean so what? Also, what's 0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:29.360 your plans to summer for comedy? What you're doing? What 0:56:29.400 --> 0:56:29.960 are your goals? 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:32.400 I do have goals. I'd rather not say I'm on 0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:33.400 this podcast. 0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:35.560 Okay because we're going to shut them down, but shut 0:56:35.600 --> 0:56:38.160 them down, open up shop, but not goals. 0:56:38.160 --> 0:56:39.400 But what do you? What do you? 0:56:39.560 --> 0:56:41.360 I do want to I do want to do something 0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:43.240 in Philly since we're on the Philly. 0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.840 I want to do something that good good actually, and 0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:49.160 I'm planning up a proposal to do because I want 0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:51.520 to do an hour and do something because I haven't done. 0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:54.359 I haven't done anything. Like when I first moved there, 0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:56.960 I had a monthly in Philly that was popping. 0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:59.560 Okay, what was it called? Just laughs? 0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:00.239 Just Las? 0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:00.440 Oh? 0:57:00.520 --> 0:57:01.160 Yeah with uh. 0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:03.120 I love him. 0:57:04.280 --> 0:57:07.200 He's surer. No, no, no, Jermaine Jones. 0:57:07.440 --> 0:57:07.600 Uh. 0:57:08.000 --> 0:57:10.920 But we we ran shown Philly for two years and 0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:13.959 it was packed. It was full of my people's fully 0:57:14.120 --> 0:57:14.760 Philly people. 0:57:15.440 --> 0:57:17.720 And then you know, stopped after a while because you 0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:19.240 stopped there just. 0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:21.760 Because we was. She was trying to change it up. 0:57:21.800 --> 0:57:22.520 We had differences. 0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:23.880 He wanted to do a certain way I want to 0:57:23.920 --> 0:57:26.000 do and I was meeting mad comics up here and 0:57:26.160 --> 0:57:28.360 was like, yo, they can come down there, and but 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:29.760 you know, he was like, no, I want to put 0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:31.880 the Philly people want. It was just, you know, the 0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:34.560 black room was black. Was considered a black room, but 0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:37.240 it was the same, like, is a cool white dude, 0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:37.840 Let's put him up. 0:57:38.480 --> 0:57:40.400 It's so funny, you know, trying to get fully on 0:57:40.480 --> 0:57:41.400 here and he's like, nah. 0:57:41.440 --> 0:57:42.760 Fully did it fully from Philly. 0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:43.160 He did. 0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:46.040 Yeah, but I was trying to get like New Yorkers 0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:48.440 down there and he wasn't trying to have it. So 0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:50.560 me and Jermaine had a falling off, but we're cool now. 0:57:51.200 --> 0:57:53.560 I'm actually supposed to be in Philly to do Chanel 0:57:53.600 --> 0:57:54.800 Ali her show. 0:57:57.080 --> 0:58:01.680 She fucking popping. Channel Ali is fucking popping. 0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:05.320 She was our laid back expert, or like our chill chill. 0:58:05.520 --> 0:58:06.480 She's a mad chill. 0:58:06.760 --> 0:58:07.000 Yeah. 0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:10.280 And me and Chanel met in Philly at a at 0:58:10.280 --> 0:58:13.560 an open mic, a poetry open mic, because she was. 0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:16.200 In there trying the feelings out. Huh, you're trying to 0:58:16.200 --> 0:58:18.200 get your feelings out. I think I was bustling on 0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:21.360 her pants when we first met. She just she got 0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:23.880 a lot of trying to pants. 0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:25.000 She had on some pants. 0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:27.960 I was roasting out of snow, but on her pants 0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:31.040 and I forgot. She like a saggy saggy. 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:32.200 They were bad pants. 0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:36.160 Her doing that with a ballet, flat like a squishy, 0:58:36.360 --> 0:58:41.520 like a doctor show flat. And fast forward fifteen years later, 0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:44.560 she's killing it, killing it. She's doing a great Yeah, 0:58:44.640 --> 0:58:46.960 she's is great. We just I just did her show. 0:58:46.960 --> 0:58:49.800 It's fine. She up next, She definitely is up next. 0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:52.919 She also opened for Michel check. Yeah she does. She's 0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:53.800 fucking she's great. 0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:56.240 But I just did show good, good, and that's what 0:58:56.320 --> 0:58:59.000 I really want to do a big show on Phillydude. 0:58:59.160 --> 0:59:01.680 That's one of the connect there and day. I feel 0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:03.520 like they were laid back. They're just like you know, 0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:04.840 and you can say whatever you want. 0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:08.320 And I really gotta it's funny you bring on social media. 0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:10.720 I gotta start using it more like my Facebook. I 0:59:10.760 --> 0:59:11.720 don't be on my Facebook. 0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:15.240 Your Facebook, my shows through Facebook, your Twitter be like whatever. 0:59:15.920 --> 0:59:18.040 You used to write more on Twitter, but you stop. 0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:20.800 I stopped because. 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:24.800 She said you can't tweet through cricket. 0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:32.000 I got caught like I was on Like I was 0:59:32.120 --> 0:59:34.920 just on Twitter for shipping giggles, like it wasn't before comedy. 0:59:35.000 --> 0:59:36.360 So it's like I was just going to with my friends, 0:59:36.400 --> 0:59:39.320 joking around and it was certain stuff like I would 0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:41.040 say on Twitter that my my friends be. 0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:42.800 Like, yo, come on, you can't do that now, Like 0:59:42.880 --> 0:59:44.960 you know what I mean, you gotta go scrub your account. 0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:47.200 When you gotta scrub my account, I got a lot 0:59:47.280 --> 0:59:50.160 of horrible what do you say? But you gotta know, 0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:54.040 I remember this was just before comedy, was before. 0:59:53.920 --> 0:59:55.959 You said, but you still got to scrub it because 0:59:55.960 --> 0:59:58.440 when when you pop and they might still find the 0:59:58.480 --> 0:59:59.160 deleted stuff. 0:59:59.320 --> 0:59:59.680 Yeah, I know. 1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:03.520 So just like how I'm talking, Like how we talking? 1:00:03.600 --> 1:00:05.600 So many of the conversations we had at the diner. Yeah, 1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:07.840 we would talk about type ship like that on our. 1:00:08.720 --> 1:00:15.200 That was so homophobic, transphobic. It was so bad. I 1:00:15.360 --> 1:00:18.600 was embarrassed. Keith Robinson was in it. They always talking. 1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:25.600 It's just really that's really how it is, though, No, dude, 1:00:25.760 --> 1:00:29.040 that is not our. This how it is before social media. 1:00:29.120 --> 1:00:31.800 No, it don't need to be there at all. 1:00:32.640 --> 1:00:35.240 Everybody was uncomfortable, but nobody came over to be like, 1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:36.520 shut up, what were y'all? 1:00:36.760 --> 1:00:39.480 What were they talking about? It can't I can't even. 1:00:39.920 --> 1:00:40.200 What was we? 1:00:40.480 --> 1:00:42.360 Can we talk about it? It wasn't that bad. 1:00:42.400 --> 1:00:45.520 It was just I was saying they were making rape jokes. 1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:46.880 No, no, it wasn't rape jokes. 1:00:47.680 --> 1:00:50.880 Listen, it was I was trying to break that, like 1:00:50.960 --> 1:00:54.200 I was saying, a lot of Philly younger dudes. 1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:58.240 Don't Philly kids don't believe in consent. Don't they don't 1:00:58.320 --> 1:01:01.640 know what this rape, like know that they're raping? Like 1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:05.280 what okay? Because when people say no live, we live? 1:01:05.640 --> 1:01:08.240 I think I really he trying to explain this, dude, 1:01:08.640 --> 1:01:11.280 and then you can't explain it, dude, the way y'all 1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:11.960 were saying it. 1:01:12.200 --> 1:01:14.240 It was funny. But I was like, yo, y'all are 1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:15.880 od was she was? 1:01:16.040 --> 1:01:17.480 She was over there crying. 1:01:19.640 --> 1:01:24.720 She was adding, I was, I was not. I was uncomfortable. 1:01:24.920 --> 1:01:28.920 She woke on the podcast comfortable and they started chanting. 1:01:28.920 --> 1:01:32.240 They were like, rape said rape said rape. And she 1:01:32.280 --> 1:01:32.880 stopped laughing. 1:01:33.360 --> 1:01:37.120 No, she was still laughing crazy around home. 1:01:37.320 --> 1:01:41.120 That does sound like that Sydney watching it. I was 1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:45.320 sitting up there laughing her asshof. It was like, it's on. 1:01:45.880 --> 1:01:46.960 It was more to it than that. 1:01:47.440 --> 1:01:50.120 It sounds bad the way she's saying it was so bad. 1:01:50.280 --> 1:01:51.600 The conversation was very funny. 1:01:51.720 --> 1:01:53.560 It was not a conversation. It was then get like 1:01:53.800 --> 1:01:54.400 going there. 1:01:54.600 --> 1:01:57.640 It was a long as Ra said, actually sounds like 1:01:57.680 --> 1:02:01.520 it's pretty funny. Damn, just the whole conversation. I mean, 1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:02.720 like the chance and stuff. 1:02:03.040 --> 1:02:05.200 I'm gonna have people thinking I'm fat as ship. 1:02:05.480 --> 1:02:09.040 No, you're not. You're you're not a rapist. That's what 1:02:09.080 --> 1:02:09.600 we're gonna put. 1:02:09.600 --> 1:02:13.720 That's gonna be the title here, fat ugly rapist experts. 1:02:15.760 --> 1:02:19.200 From Philly. You're not. You're actually really great. You're one 1:02:19.240 --> 1:02:19.960 of the good ones. 1:02:20.560 --> 1:02:23.960 You're always looking out and you always have great things 1:02:24.000 --> 1:02:26.160 to say about us, even though we'd be shipping on you. 1:02:26.640 --> 1:02:27.640 Let me tell you what happened. 1:02:27.800 --> 1:02:31.080 So we went out to get food, right, we got 1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:32.920 like Thai food or something, and we all put our 1:02:33.000 --> 1:02:35.680 cars down. And when we left, me and Reggie had 1:02:35.720 --> 1:02:38.640 grabbed the wrong car and I went to get a 1:02:38.720 --> 1:02:41.080 Metro card and I was like, what is this? 1:02:41.720 --> 1:02:43.200 And then I was like, oh, Reggie got my car 1:02:43.280 --> 1:02:43.840 because I had his. 1:02:44.560 --> 1:02:46.480 So I was like, I didn't even know. I was 1:02:46.520 --> 1:02:48.680 just like, dam I't no money on my car. Just 1:02:48.720 --> 1:02:50.720 see it because I never looked at the car. 1:02:51.120 --> 1:02:52.600 I know, because that's what happened. When you say you 1:02:52.640 --> 1:02:54.280 were trying to swipe it for a Metro card and 1:02:54.360 --> 1:02:54.800 you couldn't. 1:02:54.920 --> 1:02:57.480 I was just like, oh, man, I guess I was like, 1:02:57.680 --> 1:02:58.400 I't got no money. 1:02:58.600 --> 1:03:06.480 Maybe damn. I'm like, well, I was like, this is 1:03:06.520 --> 1:03:09.200 not my car. You canceled it. That quick break, No, 1:03:10.160 --> 1:03:11.480 what we swapped. 1:03:11.440 --> 1:03:13.520 Probably was a moment me and Marie had that guy 1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:14.600 was trying to put us together. 1:03:15.920 --> 1:03:16.120 Well. 1:03:16.280 --> 1:03:19.080 The best time we had, Reggie, literally was that night 1:03:19.200 --> 1:03:21.960 we were at knitting factory and you bombed so hard. 1:03:22.040 --> 1:03:24.360 Reggie had a really bad set. You bomb so hard? 1:03:26.160 --> 1:03:30.040 Why were you so lost? So I got there at 1:03:30.240 --> 1:03:30.840 eight o'clock. 1:03:31.600 --> 1:03:34.080 Also, when when I say bomb a show, that means 1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:37.080 it was like barely any laughs. And the laughs that 1:03:37.160 --> 1:03:39.880 were like you were laughing at and Sydney were laughing, 1:03:40.680 --> 1:03:46.240 and I were like, before we were we did we 1:03:46.360 --> 1:03:49.160 filmed something before you had the show. So you were drinking, 1:03:49.280 --> 1:03:50.480 you were smoking, don't know. 1:03:50.520 --> 1:03:53.040 But the thing was I got there at eight o'clock 1:03:53.480 --> 1:03:55.600 and didn't get on stage until like eleven, So I 1:03:55.640 --> 1:03:59.840 remember it was a good time backstage, were joking, drinking back, 1:04:00.040 --> 1:04:00.640 I was smoking. 1:04:02.560 --> 1:04:04.600 No, you got on stage and you sound like somebody 1:04:04.840 --> 1:04:06.960 uncle just tou loose. I had a girl there. 1:04:09.120 --> 1:04:13.280 I didn't know you had a girl there' she went 1:04:13.360 --> 1:04:13.840 straight home. 1:04:14.000 --> 1:04:15.640 She was like, and good night. 1:04:15.960 --> 1:04:20.680 I walked in and I walked in and I heard Kevin, I, 1:04:20.800 --> 1:04:23.400 so isn't your dad a cup? And then I was like, 1:04:23.480 --> 1:04:25.920 I'm walking out. He was trying to like help you. 1:04:26.040 --> 1:04:29.600 Remember Jay was trying to lay up. That's a good friend. Listen, 1:04:29.680 --> 1:04:31.560 anytime City and I are on stage and one of 1:04:31.640 --> 1:04:33.360 us is having a bad set, one of us will 1:04:33.360 --> 1:04:34.200 always scream. 1:04:34.240 --> 1:04:35.560 Isn't your dada crop? 1:04:36.440 --> 1:04:38.200 And then we laugh even though the crowd don't laugh, 1:04:38.240 --> 1:04:39.919 I don't understand what we're sometimes. 1:04:39.560 --> 1:04:40.240 That's what it's about. 1:04:40.280 --> 1:04:40.440 Though. 1:04:40.840 --> 1:04:42.200 We gotta have fun, you know what I mean. 1:04:43.400 --> 1:04:45.920 I like that you had such a rough set and 1:04:45.960 --> 1:04:47.120 then we went to the diners. 1:04:46.920 --> 1:04:51.960 And roasted you for two hours of Sydney roasted Regie. 1:04:53.080 --> 1:04:54.240 You were trying to get out of me. I was like, 1:04:54.320 --> 1:04:57.360 you needed that energy when you was on stage, my man, Honestly, 1:04:58.040 --> 1:05:03.280 where were all these hot John? Look when you go, 1:05:04.000 --> 1:05:06.200 I feel like we're never gonna let it go. But 1:05:06.520 --> 1:05:08.520 you got to do our show one day. One show 1:05:08.640 --> 1:05:10.520 was that the show that, Okay, I guess you don't 1:05:10.520 --> 1:05:10.840 want to do it. 1:05:10.960 --> 1:05:13.960 Yeah, the monthly show that Sidney and I produce at 1:05:14.040 --> 1:05:15.920 a hot box called hot Box Comedy. 1:05:16.040 --> 1:05:18.360 I did see that. What happened to the other one. 1:05:18.920 --> 1:05:20.720 We just got tired of doing it the worm we 1:05:20.800 --> 1:05:23.919 outgrow the space. Yeah, it's coming hot boxes bigger and better. 1:05:24.400 --> 1:05:27.640 Yea, Honestly, we're probably we've probably had grown hot Box too. Yeah, 1:05:27.840 --> 1:05:30.520 low key, but that's how popular. I kind of miss 1:05:30.680 --> 1:05:32.080 calml Lounge too, though. 1:05:32.240 --> 1:05:32.760 A little bit. 1:05:33.960 --> 1:05:37.439 Hookah hated the smell of that ship. Yeah, I didn't 1:05:37.440 --> 1:05:38.200 really like the same. 1:05:37.960 --> 1:05:40.720 People used to smoking y'all show, right, Yeah, we would 1:05:40.720 --> 1:05:42.560 tell them to bring them out to what happened. I 1:05:42.640 --> 1:05:45.640 used to bring the women out, you know, not that 1:05:45.800 --> 1:05:48.840 I you know, am looking, but you know on Saturdays 1:05:48.960 --> 1:05:50.280 they would have their red bottoms one. 1:05:50.800 --> 1:05:52.120 Yeah, they would come out for your. 1:05:52.280 --> 1:05:55.960 For youall regular ass jokes, Reggie, what can you tell 1:05:56.000 --> 1:05:58.160 the people who are listening about Philly that they don't know? 1:05:58.200 --> 1:06:00.360 What can you leave them? Yeah? Some miss them. 1:06:00.440 --> 1:06:03.480 Some common misconceptions that people have about Philly that you're like, 1:06:03.640 --> 1:06:04.280 this is not it. 1:06:04.480 --> 1:06:05.400 That's not true. 1:06:08.640 --> 1:06:11.480 That Philly people are mean. I think it's a lot 1:06:11.560 --> 1:06:14.840 of nice Philadelphians. And I think that's a real thing 1:06:14.920 --> 1:06:16.760 in New York, Like in New York is more mean 1:06:16.800 --> 1:06:17.240 than Philly. 1:06:17.400 --> 1:06:17.840 That's true. 1:06:17.920 --> 1:06:20.240 I mean people listen to the podcast and they hear us, 1:06:20.280 --> 1:06:22.720 so they're like, they come to the live show and 1:06:22.760 --> 1:06:23.600 I'm mean on stage. 1:06:23.680 --> 1:06:26.520 So I mean, Philly people more ugly than they are mean. 1:06:27.280 --> 1:06:29.520 Well, you you're not allowed to be mean if you're ugly, 1:06:29.720 --> 1:06:30.200 that's true. 1:06:30.880 --> 1:06:33.280 Huh do you hear what I said? You said what 1:06:33.440 --> 1:06:36.000 you're not allowed to be mean if you're ugly? You know, 1:06:36.120 --> 1:06:39.120 But people actually sympathize with you when you're mean and 1:06:39.200 --> 1:06:41.000 you're ugly. They're like, oh, what do they mean because 1:06:41.000 --> 1:06:41.480 they're ugly? 1:06:42.480 --> 1:06:46.720 All the violence? Well, I mean every every city has 1:06:46.920 --> 1:06:51.040 their ship. People act like Philly is like like you 1:06:51.400 --> 1:06:53.160 go there and you're gonna die immediately. 1:06:53.680 --> 1:06:54.360 It's not like that. 1:06:54.840 --> 1:06:56.200 Oh yeah, when I think of violence, I don't think 1:06:56.200 --> 1:06:59.120 of Philly. I think like Detroit. I think Chicago. 1:07:00.080 --> 1:07:04.240 Here times you really are, it's not like that. Every 1:07:04.400 --> 1:07:09.560 place got they they ship. Yes, I don't think Brooklyn. 1:07:09.560 --> 1:07:10.560 I don't think New York is that. 1:07:10.680 --> 1:07:12.360 Violent New York. 1:07:12.560 --> 1:07:15.160 Yeah, parts of New York that are violent, like East 1:07:15.200 --> 1:07:17.320 New York and KNARSI. 1:07:17.040 --> 1:07:19.200 I feel very comfortable walking around New York. 1:07:19.600 --> 1:07:20.439 But that's what you don't. 1:07:20.960 --> 1:07:22.800 But you don't, you know, you don't live in like 1:07:22.880 --> 1:07:26.000 the hoods of New York. You're walking around with that 1:07:26.120 --> 1:07:28.120 fashion over jacket. Nobody's trying to rob you. 1:07:30.280 --> 1:07:32.800 Like you ain't got no pockets. I guess a wallet 1:07:33.640 --> 1:07:35.720 that's fashion over the pockets is so shut. Yeah. 1:07:36.840 --> 1:07:39.200 I feel very safe walking around. I guess maybe I 1:07:39.240 --> 1:07:41.240 should walk through flat Bush. You know what, one time, 1:07:41.480 --> 1:07:46.000 remember Essence, that bar show? Yeah, one time we did 1:07:46.120 --> 1:07:48.840 that show and I was about to walk down Troy 1:07:48.920 --> 1:07:52.600 Ave and I didn't fucking know where I was. 1:07:53.080 --> 1:07:56.200 No, don't go down there, you don't go that way. 1:07:56.600 --> 1:07:59.000 I'm like maybe, But before that, I was walking up 1:07:59.040 --> 1:08:01.320 Troy Ave like it was. And then I put in 1:08:01.360 --> 1:08:03.000 two together, like, oh, that's what that nigga get his 1:08:03.120 --> 1:08:04.960 name from. Isn't he in jail right now? Is he 1:08:05.120 --> 1:08:08.240 Troy didn he shoots somebody at a club at a show? Really, 1:08:11.200 --> 1:08:13.920 we just gotta ban the guns, guys, ban the guns. 1:08:14.080 --> 1:08:20.519 Thank you for your political and all right, yeah, the guns. 1:08:20.760 --> 1:08:22.120 Ban those damn guns. 1:08:22.680 --> 1:08:25.080 So Reggie, where can people catch you with your Instagram, 1:08:25.280 --> 1:08:26.360 your Twitters? 1:08:26.600 --> 1:08:28.040 With shows. 1:08:28.479 --> 1:08:31.040 I'm gonna start tweeting. I tweet, but I'm gonna start 1:08:31.120 --> 1:08:34.720 posting more and Facebook and more. But you know, I 1:08:34.760 --> 1:08:37.719 don't like Facebook because you don't have a good face. 1:08:38.160 --> 1:08:42.240 I don't like the mix up of my family and comics. 1:08:42.560 --> 1:08:43.760 Okay, I agree with that. 1:08:43.760 --> 1:08:44.160 I hate that. 1:08:44.479 --> 1:08:46.840 Yeah, Like if I can block because I got I 1:08:46.920 --> 1:08:49.880 got a Facebook, I accepted all my family, that's what 1:08:50.040 --> 1:08:51.880 you went wrong. But no, but then I was on Twitter. 1:08:52.200 --> 1:08:53.680 So then I was like, all, I'm gonna do all this. 1:08:53.800 --> 1:08:54.920 I don't have to use this anymore. 1:08:54.960 --> 1:08:55.479 I got Twitter. 1:08:55.800 --> 1:08:58.360 Now I gotta start using Facebook. But now I got 1:08:58.439 --> 1:08:59.639 all my family because. 1:08:59.439 --> 1:09:01.400 What happens what you do with your family, You put 1:09:01.439 --> 1:09:03.480 them on limit no limited. 1:09:03.640 --> 1:09:06.760 Profile, and then every time you post something, you just 1:09:07.200 --> 1:09:09.760 select selected so that like they can't see it. 1:09:09.880 --> 1:09:12.240 Yeah, so because my somebody else say something. You know 1:09:12.280 --> 1:09:14.200 how you're in comics? Are we ship on each other? 1:09:14.800 --> 1:09:16.920 One time my dad got into it with a comic 1:09:17.000 --> 1:09:21.840 and I just let it go. Yeah, but he and 1:09:21.920 --> 1:09:24.200 then my aunts do that. Sh they and then somebody 1:09:24.320 --> 1:09:25.519 say something fly to com. 1:09:25.560 --> 1:09:28.719 It's like, come on, bro, like just put them limited profile. 1:09:29.160 --> 1:09:31.000 Well, but they know some of the comics. 1:09:31.240 --> 1:09:32.800 If they go to like when I used to do, 1:09:32.840 --> 1:09:34.160 if they go too hard, I'm like, bro, you know 1:09:34.240 --> 1:09:34.760 that's my aunt. 1:09:34.840 --> 1:09:35.800 Like you see your last name? 1:09:35.960 --> 1:09:37.760 You know that, you know that's my aunt. 1:09:38.280 --> 1:09:41.400 You know that everybody and everybody in my family has 1:09:41.479 --> 1:09:42.400 the last name Concord. 1:09:43.000 --> 1:09:45.320 That's my aunt. She got my face with a wig on. 1:09:45.479 --> 1:09:47.560 Come on, you know that, you know that, you know 1:09:48.479 --> 1:09:50.400 you know that's not Debbie, Like you know, come on, 1:09:51.240 --> 1:09:52.559 Concrest is your real last name? 1:09:53.200 --> 1:09:57.919 James Reginald McBride conquests. That's beautiful that's James Reginald McBride. 1:09:57.960 --> 1:09:59.720 Sounds like you should be doing more with it. The third, 1:10:00.080 --> 1:10:03.120 like your third, you're junior, m junior. 1:10:03.479 --> 1:10:05.360 But I got my mom's last name, so really my 1:10:05.520 --> 1:10:07.760 government should I put my government out there? 1:10:07.960 --> 1:10:11.200 I mean, you already said the whole name. Nobody cares. 1:10:11.240 --> 1:10:12.600 That's what was on the card, and I was like, 1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:16.559 du yeah, who is James Reginald Conquest is the fourth? 1:10:17.640 --> 1:10:18.800 I was like, I don't know that white man. 1:10:19.479 --> 1:10:22.600 Conress is my mom's last name, so McBride is my 1:10:22.680 --> 1:10:24.680 dad's last name. But when I first started comedy, my 1:10:24.760 --> 1:10:25.879 name is James McBride. 1:10:27.479 --> 1:10:29.040 I'm so glad that you changed that. 1:10:29.360 --> 1:10:33.080 That sounds like a white man name could have done that, James, 1:10:33.439 --> 1:10:35.120 you probably would get better jobs. 1:10:35.040 --> 1:10:38.920 To the stage. James McBride, Now that's corny. Reggie Conquest 1:10:39.040 --> 1:10:39.360 is great. 1:10:39.720 --> 1:10:43.000 Reggie Conquest sounds like the is your Sasha Fierce, Like 1:10:43.160 --> 1:10:44.320 Reggie Conquest. 1:10:44.080 --> 1:10:46.519 Is like your alter ego. But I like James McBride. 1:10:47.439 --> 1:10:49.639 I mean, if you're going to be a cop, officer McBride, 1:10:49.720 --> 1:10:53.280 officer McBride, but if you're going to be a CEO, Reggie. 1:10:52.960 --> 1:10:55.559 Conquest speaking, never mind, I'll say before we get off 1:10:55.600 --> 1:10:59.760 the Reggie again. Where can people find you? All over 1:10:59.880 --> 1:11:00.360 New York? 1:11:00.680 --> 1:11:05.679 Twitter, Instagram, Red Conquest r GG Conquest on Everything, Reggie 1:11:05.720 --> 1:11:08.679 Conquest on Facebook, Red Conquest on Twitter and Instagram. 1:11:08.960 --> 1:11:13.519 Beautiful so much, mister Conquest, our Philadelphia expert. 1:11:13.680 --> 1:11:15.640 Yes, I learned so much. Let's take it out by 1:11:15.680 --> 1:11:18.160 singing the Fresh Prince of bel Air theme song. Okay, 1:11:18.680 --> 1:11:25.600 yes it's Philadelphia. Borner Mon didn't stay home because she 1:11:25.680 --> 1:11:33.840 was out. She was getting it. Bye. No, it went 1:11:33.960 --> 1:11:36.240 up to no good. Okay, City, I'm done, Bye bye