Speaker 1: Hi, guys. God, I'm so excited, so pro fished.
Speaker 2: Here we are.
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, we're shining right now, shine
Speaker 3: and shine and shine and shineing. Yeah. Winning, that's what
Speaker 3: we're doing right now. We're doing great.
Speaker 4: See how many times did you watch the Beyonce Coachella performance?
Speaker 3: You know the one that the one song? That's what's
Speaker 3: the song? Everybody mad? I watched that performance about twenty times.
Speaker 1: I was getting any money? Everybody mad? Yeah? And then
Speaker 1: I downloaded the song and it doesn't sound the same.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It needs the fucking horn, needs the band, but I
Speaker 3: really needs it.
Speaker 1: It No, it needs Beyonce dancing. No, it needed the band, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are trombones at? Yeah? Drums? It needs
Speaker 1: some dancers. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't get into it as much as I.
Speaker 3: And then she performed a second time. Did you see
Speaker 3: Is there a tape.
Speaker 1: For the second performance?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: They didn't do that.
Speaker 3: They just they're so smart. Yo, that's what I want
Speaker 3: to have, like marketing and promote. I need a team,
Speaker 3: that's what the fuck we need, dude, We need a team.
Speaker 4: I spoke to my friend who was at Coachella. For
Speaker 4: both weekends, and I was like, well, how much does
Speaker 4: it cost? Because I just want to know. Was she
Speaker 4: there for both weekends? She was there both weekends, and
Speaker 4: she said it cost four hundred dollars, and then she
Speaker 4: spent a bunch of money. You spend money on like
Speaker 4: food and merch and stuff.
Speaker 3: I was like, four hundred dollars. I feel like it
Speaker 3: should be more. We could do four hundred we could
Speaker 3: do I mean, steer, I feel like I'll have four
Speaker 3: hundred extra dollars.
Speaker 1: We can split a ticket.
Speaker 4: But you but once you're in, you get to see
Speaker 4: Like it was when we went to Afropunk. You don't
Speaker 4: pay to see each person perform individually, right, It's wild.
Speaker 4: So the people went to see Beyonce just stood there
Speaker 4: and waited for Beyonce the entire weekend.
Speaker 1: Bitch, no way, they were not giving up their spot.
Speaker 1: What time did she go on? Like eleven o'clock at night?
Speaker 3: Girl by, do you know how much drugs you gotta
Speaker 3: be on? You gotta be like sitting on the ground
Speaker 3: the whole time waiting for her. I feel like the
Speaker 3: people who came to see Beyonce and parked their asses
Speaker 3: by her stage were probably not even doing drugs.
Speaker 1: They want to be so bad, they want to be sober,
Speaker 1: so bad, so bad. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Drugs to do something like that. I feel like if
Speaker 3: I go to Cochella, I'm gonna do drugs. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 3: like a little bit of a little bit of molly,
Speaker 3: a little bit of trooms shrooms.
Speaker 4: No no cook came for me. My body is a
Speaker 4: temple nigga. Speaking of temples, I went to Uh. I
Speaker 4: went for a run the other day. Body still hurts, okay.
Speaker 4: I did a couple laps and I was like, ah.
Speaker 1: I want to work.
Speaker 3: I just want to get I want to get my
Speaker 3: body tightened. Right after I see Kelly Rowland, I was
Speaker 3: just like, fuck, like that is body goals Like she
Speaker 3: thick but still in shape, but like you know, she's there,
Speaker 3: but they're not like, uh, prominent, you know, like I
Speaker 3: know that they're not in your face. They're not they're
Speaker 3: humble abs. And so that's what the body I would
Speaker 3: like for the summer.
Speaker 1: You want to be slim, thick, You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: have a baby.
Speaker 3: No. I mean last year, last summer I was thick,
Speaker 3: and then what happened.
Speaker 1: The guest is laughing.
Speaker 3: I feel some dust on my shoulder, and it's the
Speaker 3: damn gas.
Speaker 1: That's all the huffing and touffing.
Speaker 3: Blowing your house down, blowing your body down, the big
Speaker 3: bad wolf, the.
Speaker 1: Big dusty wolf. AnyWho, Yeah, I would, I honestly I
Speaker 1: want that. I what it is.
Speaker 3: I gotta eat, I gotta go to the gym, and
Speaker 3: I got a bike. Biking really helps with the body,
Speaker 3: it really does.
Speaker 1: I don't three.
Speaker 3: We have an extra bike. I'm not about to let
Speaker 3: me get murdered. We're not gonna get bared.
Speaker 1: Bike. Dude.
Speaker 4: No, I feel like I'm you won't do skating, you
Speaker 4: won't do biking. I can't skate and I can't really
Speaker 4: ride a bike.
Speaker 1: It's like, so, what do you the apocalypse? What are
Speaker 1: we gonna use you for? What do you you me for?
Speaker 1: Safe in the house?
Speaker 3: You won't use me for prayers. I'm gonna pray to God.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna listen to you because you gave. But
Speaker 3: when I prayed, God is gonna be like I hear you,
Speaker 3: my daughter.
Speaker 1: He's not. He don't he don't hear you. Good fucking lord.
Speaker 1: He sends lesbians to voicemail. Shut up. Why my friends.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know what thinking of not knowing why
Speaker 1: we're friends.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: The guest today, uh is a friend. So we're not
Speaker 1: doing expertise.
Speaker 3: Did you see how I just skipped it because I
Speaker 3: don't have one and you just and I know you
Speaker 3: don't have one.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna do the expertise.
Speaker 3: You're the expert of not letting me do smooth transitions.
Speaker 3: I am okay, Well I'll cock block you cock block
Speaker 3: me when I make comments. You cock block me with
Speaker 3: actual cock and you cocklock Marie.
Speaker 1: I do not cock block you in real life.
Speaker 3: I talk a lot of shit about blocking you, but
Speaker 3: there's not been one, damn dude that I was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, this is the one for you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, actually, I'm gonna stop this.
Speaker 4: That's not he don't have to be the one for mesis.
Speaker 4: But I mean, you don't beat like Ali open the
Speaker 4: dick to me.
Speaker 1: What do you be? Like? Are you? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are we gonna do this? Let's do it, Marie.
Speaker 3: I am first of all, if anything, I hold you
Speaker 3: at like a really high standard. So I just want
Speaker 3: you with somebody that you deserve to be with, not everybody.
Speaker 1: Deserves to you, Marie. Yes, yes, we.
Speaker 3: Didn't give you your fucking microphone. We did not intro
Speaker 3: you yet, so shut up, Marie. I just feel like
Speaker 3: not any and everybody should be in the Marie Foston Temple.
Speaker 1: That's all. I'm not blocking you, boo. That's called black No,
Speaker 1: it isn't.
Speaker 3: When the right person comes, who has a job both limbs,
Speaker 3: they have to have both their legs.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't really have to have a job.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not gonna marry him, you know, speaking
Speaker 4: of not having a job.
Speaker 3: The guest today, no, Yo, ready for you.
Speaker 1: We're not ready for you, dude, you ain't got no credit.
Speaker 1: So just like nig over here, our next guest is
Speaker 1: this niggle Sidney. Do you want to talk about your
Speaker 1: expertise since you interrupted.
Speaker 3: You No, dude, all that and you didn't even want
Speaker 3: to actually say anything.
Speaker 1: Unbelieved, Yo, I'm the expert in.
Speaker 3: We've definitely been oil and vinegar, Laidler, oil and water,
Speaker 3: whatever the hell you call it. We've been opposites complete
Speaker 3: I believe, always been opposites. No lately like you just
Speaker 3: be like I'll say something and you'd be like, no, actually,
Speaker 3: we're not like, just now, just let's talk about how
Speaker 3: we were at a show.
Speaker 1: Marie was being really mean. You're a mean person.
Speaker 3: I've been a mean person consistently since nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 3: because that's when I was born.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she was I'm not the show, just
Speaker 1: doing my things.
Speaker 4: Ghost and City was like Allay like screaming from the
Speaker 4: back that I was being mean, and.
Speaker 1: The crowd was like, kind of witted. No, she screams.
Speaker 1: People are like, oh no, this is not good. And
Speaker 1: I was like, Sidney, you your room.
Speaker 3: No. They were definitely like if she wasn't pretty, we
Speaker 3: definitely fucked this bitch up.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what they were thinking at all.
Speaker 3: That's they let you get away with it because they're like, well,
Speaker 3: she's got cute cheese on, her hair is big, she's pretty.
Speaker 1: If you was missing one tooth, girl, they wouldn't even
Speaker 1: allow it.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, look at that homeless man. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something about this. You're telling about
Speaker 3: yourself rapp. Yeah all right, well, Sidney, way to bring
Speaker 3: you know, you just killed all of my momentum.
Speaker 1: I'm tired now you've.
Speaker 3: Been tired since. Wow, that's how we feel. That's how
Speaker 3: you feel right now because you got a new T
Speaker 3: shirt on. You dude, disrespect me in my home. You
Speaker 3: disrespected me, calling me a cock blocker. You're really giving
Speaker 3: me this title now, even though all I do is
Speaker 3: say nothing but amazing things.
Speaker 1: You can say amazing things.
Speaker 4: About me while I'm there and then like a dude
Speaker 4: come up and you'd be like, nah, nigga, you're not her.
Speaker 3: T keep it keep it moving, you can. That's what
Speaker 3: cop blocking. And she's like, City's like, that's not cock blocking,
Speaker 3: all right? There he dusty open micros. Then I don't
Speaker 3: talk to comedians.
Speaker 1: Talk to him. I don't talk.
Speaker 3: He must be the one, so that I'll be like,
Speaker 3: non niggas, she ain't got time for you.
Speaker 1: Listen. I don't go to open mic, so I don't
Speaker 1: even see these people.
Speaker 4: So you're saying that they be in your inbox, and
Speaker 4: you're telling me that you don't coalk block.
Speaker 1: But you do cockwalk anyway. Thank you for not letting
Speaker 1: me hook up with anybody. Poor. That's all it is
Speaker 1: speaking of poor.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, right on time, God is good, God,
Speaker 4: my god, it's every lady's always right on time.
Speaker 1: Okay, this next guest here.
Speaker 4: Friend has been here before, but you guys didn't get
Speaker 4: blessed to hear his episode yet.
Speaker 1: But he's a funny guy, super funny.
Speaker 3: He's somebody that I feel like. He's a funny guy.
Speaker 3: He used to walk, yes, but he's actually a stand
Speaker 3: up comedian. He's open for Michael ja before. That's like
Speaker 3: a big thing. I guess you know I was on TV.
Speaker 3: Is a YouTube He Philly expert.
Speaker 2: Experts want a son, come down, Marie, you need you
Speaker 2: need to go to Philly and get you a nice man.
Speaker 2: That because there's nothing but gentlemen out there with nothing
Speaker 2: but we a little dusty like y'all say, but that's
Speaker 2: a sign of endearment.
Speaker 1: Though, do we even say wait, hold on, do we
Speaker 1: even say your name? No?
Speaker 3: He just starts. People know who this is? Not like
Speaker 3: they're gonna know who it is when I say your name.
Speaker 3: I mean they might recognize him from TV. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: a Philly expert. It's conquest.
Speaker 5: Y'all got sound effects yet?
Speaker 4: Did you bring the clapping app Yeah, clap your feet
Speaker 4: together the up, Reggie, this is wonderful. High Reggie, you're
Speaker 4: from Philly and you're saying that the men in Philly
Speaker 4: are nice, but then they are in New York.
Speaker 2: I mean, am I not a sweet guy from Philly?
Speaker 3: You are sweet, but I don't know if you're anybody's type.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it is plenty.
Speaker 2: Of wonderful man Derek Monroe, Chris nothing but meek meek.
Speaker 1: Wow, those are all people that I don't want to do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean he just got out of jail and all.
Speaker 3: But yeah, definitely not my type.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you only been in Philly one time? First of all.
Speaker 1: No, I've been to Philly twice theater.
Speaker 3: No, actually i've been to I had a my ex
Speaker 3: boyfriend went to Temple, so I was from Philly. We've
Speaker 3: been all through Philly before.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Listen.
Speaker 3: I got my Nokia phone stolen from a house party
Speaker 3: in Philly and then I had to go meet at
Speaker 3: a Checkers to get my phone back, and they tried
Speaker 3: to charge me two hundred dollars for Nokia And it's
Speaker 3: not even that's a.
Speaker 2: Very Philly things. Stilling phones at house parties, that's what
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: They made on brand for them.
Speaker 3: They made me come meet them at four o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning and Checkers, Wait, someone stole your phone and
Speaker 3: then told you had to give them two hundred dollars
Speaker 3: to get it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a check, and you met them and you went.
Speaker 3: I went with my I went with my boyfriend at
Speaker 3: the time, and I was like, Yo, you would have
Speaker 3: just got a new phone for like fifty dollars.
Speaker 5: That had to be like ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to.
Speaker 5: It was like thirty.
Speaker 2: When it's happened, It's happened at thirty in Philly.
Speaker 4: So tired of yo, Sydney you were This was ten
Speaker 4: years ago.
Speaker 1: This was when I was in college. Dude, phones cost
Speaker 1: like fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: You gotta little rebate and then it was free. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's what phones us. What happened was I
Speaker 3: needed my phone because I took the bus from Philly
Speaker 3: to Massachusetts. So I needed my I need my phone
Speaker 3: to get back to school.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't need your phone to get back
Speaker 1: to school.
Speaker 2: You know what the bus was. You have jumped on
Speaker 2: Meds and you stayed down in Temple with your boyfriend. Yes,
Speaker 2: how was that North Philly?
Speaker 1: You know what? The campus was nice, but outside of
Speaker 1: the campus was Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's when that should get up.
Speaker 1: That's when turned into.
Speaker 5: It gets it gets bad around North Philly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he the amount of times he told
Speaker 3: me that he got robbed or like people that he
Speaker 3: knew was like robbed at gun point?
Speaker 1: Is what did this man look like like? Describe him physically?
Speaker 1: We want to see very light skin, very tall.
Speaker 3: He's a ball player, No, he should have played ball,
Speaker 3: but he's actually like a doctor.
Speaker 1: Now really yeah, and you keep up with him. I
Speaker 1: mean I see him on Instagram keeping up with him.
Speaker 1: That don't he make the introduction? See oh my.
Speaker 2: God, you could definitely said you definitely cock blocking Marie. Wait,
Speaker 2: definitely listening to that. You definitely sound like you block what.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you?
Speaker 1: Why do you think that? What do you mean?
Speaker 5: She just she just described it.
Speaker 2: Every time a man come talking my husband his money,
Speaker 2: he broke it is you don't know nothing about him.
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about him. But I see his
Speaker 1: shoes and I'd be like, what are those? What are
Speaker 1: the Meanwhile, he's a doctor, She's like, what are the
Speaker 1: around said you're gonna be a Lesbion team. That's not true.
Speaker 3: I honestly I always pushed Marie towards greatness, looking like
Speaker 3: that always gymnastics very trying. We go out, Marie, I'm like, look,
Speaker 3: I'm like, well look at that guy.
Speaker 1: You're like, and what is this?
Speaker 5: U was stick last summer?
Speaker 3: I don't remember that I was when his whole face
Speaker 3: is like, okay, yeah, you couldn't tell my thickness by
Speaker 3: your big ass. You're with your big ass pounds. Oh
Speaker 3: doing what walking because you don't have money for the.
Speaker 5: New York saved my life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you read it used to be three hundred
Speaker 3: pounds thirty to be exactly thirty. Since I've known you,
Speaker 3: you couldn't even sit on this couch if you When I.
Speaker 2: First moved here from Philly, Philly kept me fat all
Speaker 2: those cheese steaks and ship.
Speaker 3: I had a Philly cheese steak recently, And where'd you go?
Speaker 3: What's the famous one? The famous spot? It's that's where
Speaker 3: you went. That's a very tauristy tours talking about it.
Speaker 1: What's like, what's the big deal with Philly cheese seak? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Greasy, greasy, they delicious, Let's don't forget that.
Speaker 3: So I feel like a chopped cheese from about Dagga cheese.
Speaker 1: Chopped cheese is uh, it's like the beef like ground beef.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why Harlem chicks edges would be out.
Speaker 1: Don't have edges.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of edges in Harlem.
Speaker 1: So it's called it's called chopped cheese. Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of you.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: We got to end this podcast right now. Time we
Speaker 1: got less ye.
Speaker 5: Trap and what is it on?
Speaker 1: Wrong?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, phillyes steak che steak.
Speaker 2: I would say, get bordinary. It's in the hood North Philly.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to you go out there. It's gonna
Speaker 2: smell like p it's gonna be niggas.
Speaker 1: It's gonna go to the yo window. Does this look
Speaker 1: like you?
Speaker 5: That's exactly what it would be.
Speaker 2: If you go to Broadenary and get a cheese steak,
Speaker 2: it's gonna smell like pe. Niggas gonna be trying to
Speaker 2: rub musslem ore on you. I don't know they would
Speaker 2: love your Philly man.
Speaker 1: Steak. How do you know we get the Philly from here?
Speaker 5: How do you make you walk?
Speaker 1: Because I lost eighty talk this way?
Speaker 2: Naga bus, China bus, greyhound, SAMN track.
Speaker 1: Ground is awful. Oh amstruk, you got amstruck money.
Speaker 2: If I got to get the Philly really really quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you book it in Advanil.
Speaker 1: How long does it take you to get to Philly
Speaker 1: from here?
Speaker 5: Stop at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, me and to Any went to Philly in a snowstorm.
Speaker 1: It took us a cool hour. No, we did remember
Speaker 1: that out there, Oh for good, good comedy. And the
Speaker 1: people were there, they showed up.
Speaker 2: And how the Philly Cross is dope. They don't give
Speaker 2: a not sensitive. You can say whatever you want.
Speaker 1: It was we had actually had a good time. I
Speaker 1: like I like that. So, Reggie, where Philly are you from?
Speaker 1: I'm from West Philly, born and raised on the playground.
Speaker 1: How are y'all not tired of that yet?
Speaker 2: Nope? Nope, not at all. Are you tired of it?
Speaker 2: You should be tired of chop cheese, but you still
Speaker 2: promoting that.
Speaker 1: I don't eat it. That's why you're not thick.
Speaker 5: That's why, yeah said thinks last.
Speaker 1: Year, growing growing, They are think exactly.
Speaker 5: From West Philly. And then I moved up West Oak Plane.
Speaker 1: The street, huh is that a street?
Speaker 5: That a neighborhood. So it's uptown. It's like New York.
Speaker 2: Like West Philly, you got uptown in New York, you
Speaker 2: got uptown here, but Uptown here biggest ship, whereas uptown
Speaker 2: is like four blocks across Broad Street. But Phillip and
Speaker 2: popping Man, Philly, it's for Super Bowl Eagles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you finally, finally, you guys didn't know how to act.
Speaker 3: You guys do y'all didn't know how to act when
Speaker 3: y'all want.
Speaker 5: Every sports team.
Speaker 1: That's true, burning ship, that's all.
Speaker 5: I was out there that night.
Speaker 3: But Philly, y'all don't have much to burn. So if
Speaker 3: you burn one can, trash can, that's the whole fucking place.
Speaker 2: I went down there and it was mostly white people,
Speaker 2: of course, people that are like but it was it
Speaker 2: was very entertaining to watch. Cops was out there tripping.
Speaker 2: It was it was fun like it was.
Speaker 1: Cops were flipping their own cars over.
Speaker 2: Cops didn't give a ship, and you could do. You
Speaker 2: could have did anything you wanted in the city of
Speaker 2: Philadelphia that night.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: So you went home for the I went home, watched
Speaker 2: the game with my pop, and I'm gonna go home
Speaker 2: for the Sixers championship too.
Speaker 1: You got a dad that's so great.
Speaker 5: My dad's a Philadelphia cop.
Speaker 1: You know that. Well, the listeners don't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my dad's a Philadelphia cop. So that's what
Speaker 2: I was going to do before I moved here.
Speaker 5: But I was too overweight to.
Speaker 1: Be a cop. You wanted to take the tar and
Speaker 1: they told you.
Speaker 5: They tried to make me be a corrections officer.
Speaker 1: I can see you doing it.
Speaker 3: I want to be a correction.
Speaker 2: But I was about to do that. Then this old,
Speaker 2: this old old ceo. Dude, he knew me from when
Speaker 2: I was kids. Just like, man, you don't want to
Speaker 2: do that. He was like, you ain't that type of nigga.
Speaker 1: That's what correction officer body? Though, I do. But that
Speaker 1: Reggie showed up the picture of his he looked like SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: His was like SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: It's like, I couldn't believe he showed me your butt leave.
Speaker 3: My butt looked like people look like to us.
Speaker 2: Wait, but I didn't know that having a having a
Speaker 2: bad butt was a thing.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: You are it. You're the poster child of a bad ass.
Speaker 5: Cared about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girls like us that have like good butts. Yo,
Speaker 3: I got a good back though, but one.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a holy but yes, I do. Dude telling
Speaker 1: them I got a butt, she got something back there. Thanks, friends,
Speaker 1: I see you tried.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If Sydney got a waist trainer and like everything was
Speaker 4: like like twelve inches around the waist, her butt would
Speaker 4: look massive.
Speaker 1: It is a butt like a shotgun, like a shot.
Speaker 3: Yo, are we gonna get anything done at this podcast?
Speaker 3: I feel like we're accomplishing a lot. We're learning about
Speaker 3: the Philly Man. So you're you were you almost want
Speaker 3: to do corrections.
Speaker 1: But you wanted to be a cop. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Almost, I wanted. I was trying to be a cop.
Speaker 2: But then they was like no. They told me I
Speaker 2: had to lose eighty pounds. You did, no, but this
Speaker 2: was the way. This was when I was like, I
Speaker 2: thought I couldn't do it. I'm like, I'm doing that
Speaker 2: ship and they made me be they try to make
Speaker 2: me be a corrections officer.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that that's not the path he went.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad either yauld have been.
Speaker 5: I would have been.
Speaker 1: That ship fucks.
Speaker 2: People up, even even tho people that worked there, like
Speaker 2: their mind is different.
Speaker 5: So I'm so glad. Then I tried to be a fireman.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: You wanted to do everything that you had to be physical.
Speaker 1: Then you have to like three hundred and thirty pounds.
Speaker 1: Can't climb that finass, that ladder on the truck.
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 1: Before I'm here.
Speaker 3: Everything that requires you to move your biggest hands. You
Speaker 3: were like because I wanted to be swat.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, I was going to be a spot. No.
Speaker 2: But you understand I was still in like football shape,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But they football, it's fat football players. I was in
Speaker 1: football shape.
Speaker 3: You were shaped like a football, shaped like a linebacker.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: I was still in shape to do the training, meaning.
Speaker 1: Like, but she was three thirty, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: But I was muscle though, No, I was muscle.
Speaker 1: The lies that fat people tell No, I was muscle.
Speaker 1: It was pounds.
Speaker 3: You gotta have the confidence of a Reggie Conquest, y
Speaker 3: know the fact that he was like, I was muscle.
Speaker 5: I was muscle.
Speaker 1: I wish I had old pictures talking.
Speaker 3: Well, what is the firefighters test? The Fireman's test?
Speaker 5: It's training.
Speaker 2: You go to a fireman camp and some ship, and
Speaker 2: did you do that?
Speaker 1: I was going to do that.
Speaker 5: You know what the city of Philadelphia did.
Speaker 2: They pushed the test back for three years because it's
Speaker 2: this one, you know Bush and all that ship.
Speaker 1: So they just tried to curve you.
Speaker 3: They're the day niggas was in their auditioning.
Speaker 1: People getting called back. They were sending other people Fireman's scripts.
Speaker 1: It's just not you, that's it, Yo.
Speaker 2: That shit hurt me because every time I seen the fire,
Speaker 2: every time I see a fire trug. I still think
Speaker 2: about that to this day. Like I knew that test
Speaker 2: you had to take a hundred You had to take
Speaker 2: a test. There's a hundred questions. You had to get
Speaker 2: all of them, right. I knew every single answer.
Speaker 1: You knew the answer, but you physically no.
Speaker 2: This The thing was Fireman was hyping me up, like, nah,
Speaker 2: you'll get that weight off, Like you know, Fireman is
Speaker 2: normally jack and like, Yo, we're gonna get that weight off.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get keep going, keeping.
Speaker 1: Were they're going to the gym with you where you're
Speaker 1: picking you up.
Speaker 2: They were training with us and everything like they was.
Speaker 2: They was determined to get this weight off. So I
Speaker 2: was training with these dudes and don't worry about we're
Speaker 2: going to do the test. We go do the test
Speaker 2: in the city Philadelphia. Push that test back and I.
Speaker 1: Didn't the city of Philadelphia. The whole city was like
Speaker 1: you too big for this. Yeah. The Mayoria was.
Speaker 5: Like, nah, yeah, I'm telling that should hurt. That should hurt.
Speaker 2: To this day, every time I see a fire truck,
Speaker 2: I think about that.
Speaker 5: And I had it all planned.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna be a fireman, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do stand up at night because you know,
Speaker 2: Siremon worked four days on four days off.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: But but after the four days of like fire and stuff,
Speaker 3: don't you want to.
Speaker 2: Like firemen don't when do they be chilling? They be
Speaker 2: chilling in the firehouse. But the thing is they got
Speaker 2: to stay overnight. Yeah, firemen have to stay in the
Speaker 2: fire house in case of the fireman.
Speaker 1: So you were Ford.
Speaker 5: I don't know how it is in New York.
Speaker 1: But I feel like there's a lot of fires in
Speaker 1: Philly though.
Speaker 3: No, it's a lot of fire trucks whizzing down the
Speaker 3: street in Brooklyn though.
Speaker 1: But I've never seen a fire.
Speaker 2: It's never a fire. It's like some old lady fell.
Speaker 5: And call the fire department.
Speaker 1: Why do they call the fire department for the old
Speaker 1: lady that falls in my fireman? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like you know the answers.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that wasn't one of the answers though, Like
Speaker 2: it was like extinguish your answers like this extinguished Yeah,
Speaker 2: like grease fire and ship and all that shit.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that. Well, how do you stop at grease fires?
Speaker 1: They they don't the water on it, definitely, But I
Speaker 1: don't remember that ship now. Oh god, I'm just saying that.
Speaker 1: She was ten years ago when I was in football,
Speaker 1: in shape, Reggie, like a football shape. Now I'm in
Speaker 1: great shape. Now you are? You look great?
Speaker 5: I've been running.
Speaker 1: You look great, Reggie. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 5: I can only run here though.
Speaker 2: I try to work out, and Philly niggas be like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is you doing?
Speaker 5: Like they be cussing me out?
Speaker 3: So I just want to do You don't do the
Speaker 3: rocky workout. You don't run up the stairs and run.
Speaker 3: My stairs are good for you.
Speaker 5: If you don't get your fucking feet off of me.
Speaker 1: What's wrong? You gotta something? Milk, Reggie, laugh.
Speaker 5: Philly for sure, Philly damn mood.
Speaker 3: So funny because your face is so pretty and your
Speaker 3: feet are so that, what's wrong with it?
Speaker 1: They are bad? They look like little squares. Why do
Speaker 1: you got a nerve? They have the rhyme stones on
Speaker 1: your big stone.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's confetti. It's a party on my tone now dazzled
Speaker 1: and I was like, yo, if I put some glitter
Speaker 1: on this ship. God was like, nah, nacis.
Speaker 3: Let me go ahead and send that to voicemail. Yeah, so, Reggie,
Speaker 3: you don't do Rocky is Philly?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? It was made in Philly.
Speaker 3: He not.
Speaker 1: It's a character that's that Isn't there like a real gym?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's no real gym. It's a statue
Speaker 2: in Philly with the Art Museum.
Speaker 5: So is it not a real movie or no, it's
Speaker 5: a real movie, but it's a character. Rocky ain't real.
Speaker 1: He might be on. I thought that the gym that
Speaker 1: he trained at was a real gem. Yeah, oh in
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, seen the movie Rocky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the boxing I thought was like a like a
Speaker 2: notorious thing is everything is shot in Philly, but that
Speaker 2: gym that he was at is gone.
Speaker 1: Oh they took it down after Creede. Yeah, it was going,
Speaker 1: Oh they're shooting Creed right now. You're doing Creed too?
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan Wenna have to jump on that Chinatown. Let's
Speaker 1: do it, Marie.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I see you in a movie with him, Thank
Speaker 3: you so much, because I feel like it's.
Speaker 5: Going like a server in a restaurant scene.
Speaker 1: Here, yo, see you in a movie with Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan too, as the car that he drive away, the
Speaker 1: car he was as a Brins truck. Excuse me, mister Jordan.
Speaker 5: Did y'all like Creed?
Speaker 1: That was the best I've ever seen his body the best.
Speaker 1: It's so big. You're talking about the movie. I ain't really,
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about his body.
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought it was a great representation
Speaker 2: to feel the parts that they shot it at.
Speaker 5: It's dope to watch.
Speaker 2: Something You're from New York, right, so you see it
Speaker 2: all the time in the movies. You too, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: dope being from Philly. And then like a movie like
Speaker 2: that shot in Philly. So I'm watching, Oh ship, that's
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: And that's not that great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But when they do that in movies for New
Speaker 1: York City, I'm like, it don't look that clean. That
Speaker 1: corner don't look like that.
Speaker 3: I'm like everything in Enlightening and everything is shot in
Speaker 3: New York, right, I feel like I'm lessed that about
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: When I lived in LA for like a month, I
Speaker 1: was watching Pretty Women and I was like, oh, that
Speaker 1: sounds from right. Yeah, I know whereose hoes are at.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time I see a Philly every time I see
Speaker 2: a film shot in Philly, I'm like, Yo, that's crazy
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Rocky Creed, what else is has been shot
Speaker 1: in Philly? What's that movie Jamie Fox did a while ago?
Speaker 1: Bait Bait? Is it? Baby? I can't believe you remember
Speaker 1: that movie that was trash?
Speaker 3: It's bath the one that he was they dig up
Speaker 3: like money under the the baseball Fielders.
Speaker 1: Was that one with Gabrielle Union. No, no, it was
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox. Gabrielle Union was in Jamie Fox was like
Speaker 1: the one he was going to have sex?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, this was like
Speaker 2: a thriller. This was I remember still living in Philly
Speaker 2: when they were shooting this movie, and we used to
Speaker 2: just be watching, like, oh, ship, they shooting the movie
Speaker 2: here here. Everybody just walk past and feel like you
Speaker 2: got a gang of niggas, Like, Yo, they're shooting a
Speaker 2: movie right here, Like That's that's how I know Creed
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: C New York.
Speaker 3: We walk I walked, the pas be like I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: we're shooting something, can you not? And I be like nope,
Speaker 3: I live here, and I walk through and I don't even.
Speaker 5: You know what I do.
Speaker 2: Since I was doing, since I learned the background, the
Speaker 2: background world, you could just walk to the catering and
Speaker 2: get something.
Speaker 3: Because you look like a background, look like somebody would
Speaker 3: be like a person too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Come on, every time I see a catering truck, I
Speaker 2: follow those arrows in those pink sounds, and.
Speaker 1: Then you try to pick up something. They're like, sir,
Speaker 1: you mean you want the apple? Apple for you? Sir.
Speaker 1: They're like, the crew's not eating today.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Reggie's like, I'm the background. They're like, I go
Speaker 3: right to them, follow them signs and get some of me.
Speaker 3: Every single time, Reggie have a question, John, what's this
Speaker 3: Jawn thing?
Speaker 1: About Jawn?
Speaker 2: What doesn't mean?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: It's a it's a nown okay, it's everything everything going
Speaker 1: some place of things in New York. Say in New
Speaker 1: York we say son, son and Philly, y'all say.
Speaker 5: Everything Son, I call it or b or I feel
Speaker 5: like sis just started.
Speaker 1: No, but we say B. We say yo, B what's
Speaker 1: good like we don't say B, y'all don't.
Speaker 2: Say like yo to bo like John can be. Y'all
Speaker 2: went to this John. She came back and we went
Speaker 2: to the John over there. I got something, You got
Speaker 2: something from the from the John over there. And then
Speaker 2: we went back to our crib.
Speaker 1: Dumb.
Speaker 3: And then I jo I feel like I used the drawing,
Speaker 3: and then I went to the drawing, and then this joining.
Speaker 1: And then I was sitting on the jowing. I ran
Speaker 1: out of toilet paper. Everything is dickhead, dickhead bull b
Speaker 1: U l b.
Speaker 3: B.
Speaker 1: This is dumb.
Speaker 3: That sounds Listen, I already speak grammatically terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to before John.
Speaker 5: Just another word thanks to.
Speaker 1: Just another word needed. Oh it stands for something like.
Speaker 5: My boy made that up.
Speaker 1: He's just another word needed. That's pretty good clothing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start running up here soon, you know, as soon
Speaker 1: as they got your yes, cool, cool, as soon as
Speaker 1: they get your sight.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: No, you started comedy in Philly.
Speaker 2: Started comedy in Philly at the laugh House. Uh started there,
Speaker 2: did it for four years there and moved here.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody from a laft house. Kevin Hart. You know,
Speaker 1: we all seen Kevin Hart is Philly too. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, real hard Cosby, all of us to kill Cosby,
Speaker 1: pill Cosby. His name is Bill Till, his Bill because
Speaker 1: it is Pillip Cosby.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we all started there, but then the lath House closed.
Speaker 2: It was the black Club in Philly, okay, and closed,
Speaker 2: and then everybody moved up here.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of Philly comics in New York.
Speaker 3: Y'all taken over like Tago comedians locally. Basically, that's what
Speaker 3: y'all do. Y'all infiltrate, y'all infiltrate, y'all make sure y'all
Speaker 3: put everybody.
Speaker 1: On la I feel like there are more Chicago comics.
Speaker 5: Yes, it definitely is.
Speaker 1: And I have you been in Chicago?
Speaker 3: No, she's going though, I'm going trip coming up. She
Speaker 3: got some jawns And can we say drawn in Chicago?
Speaker 2: No, you can't say John if you're not from Philly.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing my problem with Creed when they
Speaker 2: had that girl saying.
Speaker 1: That testa see Thompson, She's so beautiful she could say drawn.
Speaker 1: She was sucking it up and it was really buzzing?
Speaker 1: Was she saying? How was she? She was just saying
Speaker 1: it wrong. You can just tell it was forced. It
Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't good. It was Did she give us
Speaker 1: an example.
Speaker 2: When it was in a restaurant diner, She kept saying
Speaker 2: it and it was just like you can tell they
Speaker 2: cut it and it was bad.
Speaker 1: They copy and plasted drawn in yeah words, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just bad. The fact that you can be so
Speaker 1: picky about that. But I understand what you mean. I
Speaker 1: get it, Like you're like that don't sound right.
Speaker 2: You see a Harlem chick with edges in a movie,
Speaker 2: you're gonna feel some type of way that are you
Speaker 2: originally from Harlem?
Speaker 3: I was playing Harlem and then I moved to California
Speaker 3: and I was too, and then came back to Harlem
Speaker 3: when I was thirteen.
Speaker 1: She came back with titties. No, I didn't get titties
Speaker 1: until late You didn't. Yeah, five years ago you still
Speaker 1: got the new boop smell. No, girl, they're done. I
Speaker 1: need to get the re up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, upup it up, just plase ready.
Speaker 1: They would legit love you Philly though, yeah.
Speaker 3: They would.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody, what are some Philly women. Who's
Speaker 1: from phil Eve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jill Scott, Jill Scott, I love me some joke
Speaker 3: and then who else he loves me?
Speaker 1: Said you could go right the honor. You would get
Speaker 1: a lot of money Onyx, that god, he said.
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way that's but he said
Speaker 3: that your thick, slim back can make some money.
Speaker 2: No, dude, you can go right to just words. It's
Speaker 2: an open mic spot. It's a poetry open mic.
Speaker 1: Oh, I look like I do poetry. I feel I
Speaker 1: think we need to switch it up. I think she
Speaker 1: needs to go to ONYX and I need to go
Speaker 1: to the port said.
Speaker 5: He said.
Speaker 3: They're not here for me, They're here for you. Said,
Speaker 3: you look like he said, I definitely want to do
Speaker 3: well there. I don't have hips.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't dance too, that's you got a lot
Speaker 1: of nerve you need for your joints. You dance, No,
Speaker 1: you can't. Let's go back to getting into your business.
Speaker 1: So your dad is a cop. What does your mom do?
Speaker 1: My mom is broke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom she worked for the school district for
Speaker 2: a couple of years. I honestly don't know what my
Speaker 2: mom did that that's said, But I don't know it's
Speaker 2: not she growing.
Speaker 5: She she retired from school district and she's doing whatever
Speaker 5: she does.
Speaker 1: She's about to go to Jamaica. That's all I know
Speaker 1: about my mom. Man, God, I'm gonna go down there
Speaker 1: and get her groove back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 5: Sheila?
Speaker 1: Shela, Shela, Sheila quest.
Speaker 2: And all my friends call her that like she she
Speaker 2: them to call her Sheila.
Speaker 1: Sheila cool mom? Yeah, she is pretty cool, Sheila. You
Speaker 1: want some red striped mom every time? Hey, what's up, Sheila?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Shela? Yeah, Shelao. But that boom boom, Oh that's a song.
Speaker 1: She told me to play it at her funeral. Sheila. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's wheat.
Speaker 3: That's very morbid of your mother. She did say that
Speaker 3: nobody's playing Prince at your at her funeral.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with wait? Is that that's not a prince.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's a prince? You know that song? Sheila? Wait?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually, can you google it?
Speaker 5: Sheila?
Speaker 1: Ah, that's what it is. She dude, you know that
Speaker 1: that's when I came out in high school when you
Speaker 1: were in high school.
Speaker 3: But you've got a lot of nerves. You give me
Speaker 3: forty five year old energy? Okay, older, how old are you?
Speaker 1: I'm thirty. I'm thirty one in August. First, look at
Speaker 1: what you're doing. What you're doing for your birthday? Who knows?
Speaker 1: What do you usually do for your birthday?
Speaker 5: Last year? I didn't do much.
Speaker 3: This year.
Speaker 1: I might be going to dr Oh, you're saving up.
Speaker 1: You got You're gonna be wearing a T shirt the
Speaker 1: whole time in the pool.
Speaker 3: Though, the white you wear in my white tea, in
Speaker 3: my white tea, Reggie, you wear shirts in the pool?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I wear white beaters.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 5: I got good shoulders.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you notice I got I got
Speaker 2: really good shoulders. Like anything up here is good, Like
Speaker 2: I look like football in.
Speaker 1: Their hair is like you have good four arms too?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? When you wear your shirts, I'm like, you could
Speaker 1: tell you are then.
Speaker 2: I got good shoulders from from the arms and the shoulder.
Speaker 2: Your arms pretty good? Up, look good?
Speaker 3: Like you know you're right whenever I see you. You
Speaker 3: have videos of you and Kevin I so in the gym,
Speaker 3: I'm like, look at Ren and Stimpy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're so cute. You ready never did a
Speaker 1: fat nigga before? No, no that.
Speaker 3: I don't like squishy bodies, so I gotta be like
Speaker 3: rock solid. It's gotta be hard, I mean, semi rock
Speaker 3: stylid at least, like you can't have that butt at all.
Speaker 1: Like your eyes is unacceptable. Wait, it's pretty damn bad.
Speaker 1: I never did a fat nigga.
Speaker 3: Why why are you leaning on city like that? The
Speaker 3: strength that holds you upde she don't have the knee strength.
Speaker 3: The amount of pressure you're putting on her knees right
Speaker 3: now is gonna give her.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Regie, how much you ain't nowt you?
Speaker 1: You look great? You look good, look good, you look
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because I was never concerned about my waiting Philly.
Speaker 1: I never get.
Speaker 5: Philly got voted the ugliest city.
Speaker 2: Philly got voted the ugliest saying we were like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: we got voted the ugliest city like three years in
Speaker 2: a row, and you don't really know. I'm from Philly,
Speaker 2: but you don't really notice how ugly the city is.
Speaker 2: And when you go until you go back, like I
Speaker 2: be on the bus in Philly now now I'm just
Speaker 2: com to because when you're from Philly, you don't want
Speaker 2: to catch up that. It's just everybody got a car.
Speaker 2: If you ain't got a car, you're done. But now
Speaker 2: I openly catch the bus everywhere when I go to Philly,
Speaker 2: and we are ugly, some ugly motherfuckers in Philly.
Speaker 1: It's sad. You're cute. I'm probably a little cute now.
Speaker 1: Cut for you cute ugly? You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm pretty cute now.
Speaker 3: But back then, you better send us a really good
Speaker 3: photo so that we could post like your best photo.
Speaker 1: Please for the for the because people are gonna be
Speaker 1: checking for me. All right.
Speaker 3: I got when you have a girlfriend, so nobody should
Speaker 3: really yesterday.
Speaker 5: Okay, jesus you alright. I wanted to be cool on
Speaker 5: social media.
Speaker 1: Now entertained not not not in my black house.
Speaker 5: Yeah nothing, it's nothing wrong with entertaining. I can entertained.
Speaker 1: Can you entertain how somebody like you entertain?
Speaker 5: Be funny and chill and be flirty?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Here are the least attractive cities in twenty seventeen. Don't
Speaker 4: believe you looked it up. Baltimore, Maryland is number one. Sacramento, California.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not right.
Speaker 1: Sacramento was cool.
Speaker 3: But ugly, people Spokane, Washington, Charlotte, Okay, Milwaukee, Cleveland, Tampa, Atlanta,
Speaker 3: and Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Philly's not on this list.
Speaker 3: They not.
Speaker 2: They didn't make it to the He was up there
Speaker 2: like maybe like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: He was real ugly Okay.
Speaker 4: Top five most attractive cities Honolulu, Boulder, Colorado, Scottsdale, Arizona,
Speaker 4: Salt Lake City, and San Diego.
Speaker 3: Scottsdale is a damn lie. A lot of people from Scottsdale.
Speaker 3: They do mass somebody from the.
Speaker 1: Scottsdale but made this list because I don't see it.
Speaker 3: Look up the Rudest, the Rudest Twitter City, the Rudest
Speaker 3: Twitter City. That was like a thing too, America's eight
Speaker 3: Ugliest Cities. I mean, there's a lot of lists. This
Speaker 3: is crazy and so y'all just we was up there.
Speaker 3: You found out because it was a joke. It was
Speaker 3: a big joke and that's ugly dirty what you're looking up? Said, yes, Sidney,
Speaker 3: what are you looking at? We're in the middle of
Speaker 3: our studio time. I'm trying to find a decent picture
Speaker 3: of you, Reggie, and there's none. I think you need
Speaker 3: to get your Instagram better. My Instagram does say, like
Speaker 3: your social media is black, and do you like the stories?
Speaker 5: I like the stories now more than I like posting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, even your stories be like you could tell
Speaker 3: he ain't got no neck the way he.
Speaker 1: He ain't got no neck. He ain't got no neck.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna get a good puture for y'all to post.
Speaker 2: But you know, I got a lady, So so let's
Speaker 2: talk about your girl.
Speaker 1: Where is she from? She's from Denver actually Colorado. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she moved to Philly, so she don't know.
Speaker 3: What tastes when she lives in Philly and you live here,
Speaker 3: so you in a long distance relationship. She really likes you,
Speaker 3: but also she probably just doesn't know what good is yet,
Speaker 3: so I guess she run through you a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, you might get some money soon, so she might
Speaker 1: like catch you.
Speaker 2: She was dope, And you know what, I never thought
Speaker 2: I could do the long distance ship. But I mean
Speaker 2: it's really not that long. Philly and New York is
Speaker 2: literally we see each other everywhere. But also, who's like
Speaker 2: throwing themselves at you, Reggie.
Speaker 1: Here in New York.
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2: Record I was you know what, I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 2: in Philly, I was. I got more out there when
Speaker 2: I moved to New York.
Speaker 3: Like, as far as those girls can't see, they can't hear,
Speaker 3: they don't girls can't hear in Philly.
Speaker 1: Here in New York.
Speaker 2: Oh here, you were getting hear more in New York.
Speaker 2: I got more love in New York than I did
Speaker 2: in Philly. Really, yes, because i mean just girls can
Speaker 2: hear or see.
Speaker 5: Like I'm just saying. When that, when the wave started
Speaker 5: to drop.
Speaker 2: Off and all that, I started to be confident, I
Speaker 2: was starting to get confidence went up.
Speaker 5: So I'm you know, swiping and talking and and.
Speaker 1: You're really funny, Reggie, You're really funny. I love the
Speaker 1: sweetish thing you ever said to me.
Speaker 3: You're very funny. And I like how you start conversations
Speaker 3: with women.
Speaker 1: How do you start it? You like wings? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's how I met my girl. Actually, you said you
Speaker 1: like wings, so you're cute. Do you eat wings? Well?
Speaker 5: Because we met we met on an app?
Speaker 1: What app is this? You already know? So I was
Speaker 1: on soul Swipe, but I'm off now.
Speaker 4: Of course, imagine if you still have that you've been
Speaker 4: on soul swag is like black people bumble.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's black people, tender black people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but all the pictures are like pixelated and people
Speaker 3: take your picture and bathrooms.
Speaker 5: So that's why you meet the person.
Speaker 2: Though. My girl's very cute. So yeah, she's still So
Speaker 2: we met and it's been like a year now almost almost.
Speaker 1: You've been long distance for a year. Yeah, And every
Speaker 1: weekend she's here or you're there, she's here, I'm there.
Speaker 1: She comes here more.
Speaker 2: And that's what she's coxpensive. It's really not because everything
Speaker 2: is playing. That's the thing about long distance dating. Everything
Speaker 2: is playing. So she knows when she's coming here. She
Speaker 2: knows when I'm coming here. She buys tickets a head.
Speaker 2: You get a ticket for five dollars.
Speaker 1: What five dollars? Where's five dollars? That sounds like you
Speaker 1: like right in the back of a pic. Don't even
Speaker 1: busga bus.
Speaker 2: There's a five dollar van China bus five dollars or
Speaker 2: sometimes if I don't have ship to do, like in
Speaker 2: the morning, I'll go I've caught the Philly.
Speaker 5: I've caught the bust to Philly for a day and
Speaker 5: we just go get lunch and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't do that much. But I've done that before.
Speaker 1: Damn love Yo.
Speaker 3: You can take a bus to get a lush that's
Speaker 3: not like some rich poor nigga ship take to get
Speaker 3: some lunch for the day.
Speaker 2: I go, I leave here about eleven, go down there
Speaker 2: and be back in the city by like eight, and
Speaker 2: it's five.
Speaker 1: Dollars and you ain't got a spot.
Speaker 5: So you got.
Speaker 1: Spot?
Speaker 3: Yeah's where's a good place to go to in Philly
Speaker 3: for lunch?
Speaker 5: Downtown? Philly City City, Philly has changed so much.
Speaker 2: He was crazy when I I never was a downtown
Speaker 2: person in Philly, Like I know New York downtown better
Speaker 2: than I know Philly. Then you move when you go back,
Speaker 2: and that's all I do now is sity downtown. And
Speaker 2: because it's like gingerfied and gingerfied.
Speaker 5: Everything is new, it's clean, like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Like so I places, uh, places to hang if you
Speaker 2: go to Philly, Raven Lounge is dope Friday night.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: It's a lounge sports bar? No, no, no, it's a
Speaker 2: it's like it's like a lounge bar. It's like an upstairs.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: They got food, they got food and the music be good.
Speaker 5: Music be popping.
Speaker 2: Wait y'all did. Y'all did good good, right. I'm surprised,
Speaker 2: you know, didn't take out there or y'all left right after.
Speaker 1: We went to the Asian The that it's good, but
Speaker 1: that was good about the prices though, they were what
Speaker 1: they were, but it was cool.
Speaker 2: No, the prices are are totally different. Cheaper, it's way cheaper.
Speaker 1: It's Philly, but everything in New York is more expensive
Speaker 1: than anywhere else I know. So why don't you just
Speaker 1: move to Philly? Y'all playing left here talking about back though?
Speaker 1: When when I get it, some money, you get somebody,
Speaker 1: you're gonna stay here. You're gonna get wanting.
Speaker 2: To move downtown Philly. I'm going to commute from New
Speaker 2: York to l A. I don't want to live in Philly.
Speaker 2: I don't want to live in New York that much.
Speaker 2: I mean, until you know, some success comes where I
Speaker 2: can move. You want to PREMI that God, until some
Speaker 2: success come. God, you're like yelling at the ceiling like
Speaker 2: he can't hear you. Okay, I want to I want
Speaker 2: to move downtown phill like right downtown.
Speaker 3: Okay, you would love Philly, huh? I do love you
Speaker 3: live really really repping for your city. How you feel
Speaker 3: about Mek.
Speaker 1: Meal right now?
Speaker 2: Oh, that ship was lit, that that that night, that game,
Speaker 2: everything was lit. His whole situation. I mean, it's all goofy.
Speaker 2: And they was treating that nigga like he was Nelson
Speaker 2: Mandela or Muhammed and Ali is going a little too much.
Speaker 2: But it's good, is it? Sean's light on the other
Speaker 2: niggas that's locked up for goofy shit. My brother Donald free,
Speaker 2: Donald Free, Donald Conquest.
Speaker 1: You have a brother named Donald Conquest that's in jail
Speaker 1: right now that looks just like you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he actually looks way better than me.
Speaker 1: So the good one is in jail out and they
Speaker 1: got you out here.
Speaker 5: Got a beard, he's musket like, he's muscular.
Speaker 1: He's in jail.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a good fitness plan.
Speaker 1: Wait, why why was Meek Mill sent to jail? Let's
Speaker 1: get into it.
Speaker 5: This nigga did something.
Speaker 1: He broke his he violet his probation probation.
Speaker 2: But he'd been on probation since he was eighteen for
Speaker 2: doing dumb ship popping Willie's little dumb shit here and there,
Speaker 2: and this judge has just been on his case for
Speaker 2: the past ten years. This happened in eighteen and the
Speaker 2: ship now the Nigga thirty and she still was ridding them.
Speaker 5: So she gave him to you. She was trying to
Speaker 5: make an example out.
Speaker 1: Of him, or she just was like that last album.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: It was like a lot of like drama's running the
Speaker 4: Judge though, because they were like, oh she like she
Speaker 4: she's doing this because he didn't like.
Speaker 1: Shout her out on an album, or.
Speaker 5: There was a lot of those rumors going around.
Speaker 1: She wanted to be an actress for a while.
Speaker 4: Williams be showing the video of her, like her acting
Speaker 4: debut for the Judge, The Judge video of her. Wendy
Speaker 4: like she's like the name of the movie something like
Speaker 4: where's my baby or like my baby's missing or something.
Speaker 1: And she's like, where's my man and she's like screaming
Speaker 1: and face The acting is terrible. I love Wendy. She's
Speaker 1: so he said, dude, be exposing my man.
Speaker 5: But no, that was all the type of rumors. But
Speaker 5: he did is he did, only did five months.
Speaker 1: But when you got but he violated his probation. He
Speaker 1: did how did he do that?
Speaker 5: Pop and Willie's or something and he got to fight
Speaker 5: in the airport.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Well, it was supposed he was trying to break up
Speaker 2: a fight, but you know somebody like that around something,
Speaker 2: they're gonna put it on him anyway.
Speaker 5: The niggas out.
Speaker 2: I just don't get why niggas kept visiting them like
Speaker 2: he had had Kaepernick visiting them.
Speaker 5: He had the billionaire's visits music.
Speaker 1: It's not even that good for all these people to
Speaker 1: be pressed. I don't know. He yells a lot, and
Speaker 1: he's like, me.
Speaker 5: Can rap his ass off, I don't care what anybody say.
Speaker 1: Me can wrap his angry and shouting, and I bec
Speaker 1: like what I mean? That's that's the ongoing joke that
Speaker 1: he yelled.
Speaker 2: But yeah, whatever, he still he still touched a lot
Speaker 2: of topics that your favorite rappers.
Speaker 1: Touch, Like I just remember him, him and Drake re
Speaker 1: beefing and Drake won the beat. Yeah he did. He
Speaker 1: bodied it. Is that your girl too? You got by
Speaker 1: singing niggas well? Yeah, they'll Drake will be bringing him
Speaker 1: out on stage soon.
Speaker 5: So you heard we heard it here first.
Speaker 2: They're friends. It's all act free meet six is winning
Speaker 2: sid still.
Speaker 1: A Sixers are the Sixers are good now?
Speaker 5: Sixers are popping almost I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go back to Philly that night just
Speaker 2: to go to the game, because was going to be there,
Speaker 2: just the game, the energy, all that shit.
Speaker 3: You ain't got no money, You ain't got no money.
Speaker 3: He couldn't find a final ticket. That's why he didn't go.
Speaker 3: I was dis close to going, and then what happened.
Speaker 3: You only had four dollars. You only had four dollars.
Speaker 2: You see, y'all never really listened to a me album
Speaker 2: because y'all, I don't listen to rap, though, so I.
Speaker 4: Don't listen to listen to sid I listened to rap,
Speaker 4: and I do. There's a Meek song that I like.
Speaker 4: It's called That's My Nigga and Snoop Dogg is on it,
Speaker 4: and it's that I like Will Smith or something like that.
Speaker 2: How about Will Smith Instagram though, I mean, it's getting
Speaker 2: kind of old now, but when he first came out
Speaker 2: it was great.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently he has a YouTube page now too. Will
Speaker 3: Smith is just doing everything like he's trying to make
Speaker 3: money in other ways. He's getting paid off of the YouTube.
Speaker 3: Because you get to know you, Sidney, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: We're having a conversation. I was just got the phone
Speaker 3: on your phone.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to.
Speaker 2: Will Smith is Will Smith is great. His Instagram is great.
Speaker 2: But I always forget that he from Philly.
Speaker 1: Right, I always doesn't give back to the community.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that, It's just he was like considered
Speaker 2: like one of the first like weirdos of Philly, like
Speaker 2: when he was because Philly is such a city, like
Speaker 2: you had beans, you had freeway, and all these rappers,
Speaker 2: and Will Smith was.
Speaker 3: Just like like right, Will Smith was the original, the creative. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it worked for him. What happened to where is
Speaker 3: Beanie Siagell?
Speaker 1: Now, where's freeway? They'd be there when jay Z be there,
Speaker 1: and be there when j Z be there. But but everything,
Speaker 1: everybody's course ain't the same exactly.
Speaker 3: So that's why you can't some ugly niggas people the
Speaker 3: kind of look a little bit like they could.
Speaker 1: I do got that Beanie, So you got that Beanie Siagell.
Speaker 3: Fit my makeup chef boy or beans just getting me
Speaker 3: a little cute though what that means Like I'm losing weight,
Speaker 3: I'm getting more I'm getting more cute.
Speaker 1: Plus my girl cute, So I'm getting cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're in a relationship, you're not getting You're
Speaker 4: not trying to get be cute anymore. Why not, Like
Speaker 4: when you're in a relationship you're happy, that's when people
Speaker 4: normally get fair.
Speaker 2: Nope, that's when people you know, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I ain't trying to get this way back on. And
Speaker 2: we're working out this summer.
Speaker 1: All of us summer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is going to start doing the classes, and thank goodness,
Speaker 3: I really need to do that.
Speaker 1: I like, I mean to. I feel like you would
Speaker 1: be there and you'd be cutting a lot of corners.
Speaker 1: I'm working, not Marie, I was working.
Speaker 2: Yo found out since she was talking about bikes. City
Speaker 2: bike is forty eight dollars for the year. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Actually it's it's pretty cool. You pore or you
Speaker 1: could just get a bike, dude, I do have a bike.
Speaker 1: So what you need city Bike for?
Speaker 5: Because sometimes I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, parking is like annoying and like when it's late
Speaker 2: one in the morning, trying to bike home at three
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's true, you could just leave Sydney was I was
Speaker 1: saying it on Instagram. She's gonna get like two am
Speaker 1: crossing the bridge. With her little bell. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Trying to do that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: People were definitely messaging me like are you okay? You
Speaker 4: were like biking a Harlem and then going all the
Speaker 4: way back down to Brooklyn. I was like, dude, you're
Speaker 4: gonna die its It was.
Speaker 5: No, I ain't trying to do that. So I'm definitely
Speaker 5: going to invest in city bike.
Speaker 1: But it's one hundred and threty dollars for the year,
Speaker 1: but you only go use it for a couple invests.
Speaker 1: You're hilarious invest in it.
Speaker 3: That's an invest but you're only gonna use it for
Speaker 3: like a couple of months because you're not gonna use
Speaker 3: it in the wintertime.
Speaker 1: Why not if it's not snowing, he could use it
Speaker 1: up until November probably if.
Speaker 2: It ain't no snow on the ground, I'll be city
Speaker 2: biking with a with a first down on.
Speaker 1: What did he take?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no snow on the ground. I'm gotting city bike.
Speaker 1: You got a little Philly mask, but I got this.
Speaker 5: Whole summer of the city bike. We're working out.
Speaker 1: So what's the plan. How much weight you trying to lose?
Speaker 1: How sex are you trying to be?
Speaker 5: I've been stuck at sixty for.
Speaker 3: Almost a year now, I've been to sixty is not doesn't?
Speaker 3: I mean it's big If you're short, I'm sure. How
Speaker 3: told are you six foot?
Speaker 1: You fucking don't lie to them about six eight five
Speaker 1: eleven nine?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Let me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what men do that you put the
Speaker 1: height on your license.
Speaker 5: If I knew that, I would have put six foot.
Speaker 5: I knew she wasn't gonna be like I would have
Speaker 5: put six.
Speaker 1: Let me see your license. I don't even have it.
Speaker 1: Reggie's five nine and a half, y'all tripping? No, I
Speaker 1: don't see it. Where is it?
Speaker 2: But I got this extra Any listeners that's listening that
Speaker 2: can help me get this extra thirty weight off?
Speaker 1: Help me?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to lose thirty because I think I plateaued you.
Speaker 4: Did you have been stuck at the same that's called yeah,
Speaker 4: So I don't listen to he'd be at the cellar
Speaker 4: in wing.
Speaker 1: No, No, no, I don't see you. I've never seen
Speaker 1: a Peter platter in front of you. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5: It's like I used to.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I might go eat a wing
Speaker 2: here and there, but I don't do it like wing.
Speaker 2: I used to go in like they only serve six.
Speaker 2: I get two orders in another order wing King baby Wing.
Speaker 2: I used to be there ten and wings up. But
Speaker 2: I don't do it like I used to, though. I
Speaker 2: carry a little can of tuna around if I can hungry.
Speaker 1: I can. So who are you? You can't open her
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 3: You don't like put it in some tradeed Joe's now
Speaker 3: change a little silly cat. Do you have a little
Speaker 3: plastic thing? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, You get the can that you can open
Speaker 2: with your fingertips. Pop it open, keep it going.
Speaker 1: You need a pouch. You don't put nothing in the tune.
Speaker 5: I just started doing.
Speaker 1: The pouch is good, and they have different flavors in
Speaker 1: the pouch.
Speaker 5: I just had one lemon pepper.
Speaker 1: It's really good. You should just do it.
Speaker 5: But it's not enough.
Speaker 1: They're not supposed to have a whole can. It's a pouch.
Speaker 1: It's a snack, you, reggie, because your body's full of mercury.
Speaker 1: Right now, that's what it is. I've been meaning to
Speaker 1: look that up. What the fuck is mercury? It's not
Speaker 1: good for you. It's a metal. It's not vibranium.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you that your sisters can help me get
Speaker 5: the sturdy way to pay.
Speaker 1: Doesn't. She doesn't do a community service, so I mean
Speaker 1: she might like you might be able to get there
Speaker 1: the summer though. It'll be good. You'll be good.
Speaker 2: Last year I came out there with my rope, I
Speaker 2: had my head bands. Nobody was out there.
Speaker 3: So my sister does these workouts in the park and
Speaker 3: watching the square park and we would do it every
Speaker 3: weekend and Reggie just came on two weekends that we
Speaker 3: did not do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hello, I was.
Speaker 5: Out there and ready.
Speaker 2: I was warming up, like, let me get it going,
Speaker 2: just in case they come they see me working out.
Speaker 1: It was so good. It was raining, it was like drizzling.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nobody, no.
Speaker 3: Black woman was gonna be out there with our hair
Speaker 3: exposed in the drizzle.
Speaker 1: Not one not one time. You should be pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get this extra thirty off. And when
Speaker 2: the extra thirty off, sexy is coming.
Speaker 3: Change the diet. You should run. Running will slim you down.
Speaker 3: If you can swim, you should swim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you run for the bus right in the train.
Speaker 1: You got a license, No, you got license? I do,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have my license, but I had
Speaker 1: a license. The New Yorkers don't got license. We don't
Speaker 1: need to have the driver's license. I just lost it.
Speaker 2: But if you go to another city though, I'm a
Speaker 2: uber everywhere, No no, no no. If you start doing
Speaker 2: colleges and ship and you need to drive, I'm still uber.
Speaker 1: That feet into my uh my feet or just get
Speaker 1: get somebody open for you? Who got a car? Who
Speaker 1: got a car? I see what people do. Somebody messaged
Speaker 1: me last night and was like, hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to do a show with me? Do you have a car?
Speaker 1: And I was like no, no, m hmm. A bunch
Speaker 1: of users this dude. I mean so what? Also, what's
Speaker 1: your plans to summer for comedy? What you're doing? What
Speaker 1: are your goals?
Speaker 5: I do have goals. I'd rather not say I'm on
Speaker 5: this podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay because we're going to shut them down, but shut
Speaker 1: them down, open up shop, but not goals.
Speaker 3: But what do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: I do want to I do want to do something
Speaker 1: in Philly since we're on the Philly.
Speaker 2: I want to do something that good good actually, and
Speaker 2: I'm planning up a proposal to do because I want
Speaker 2: to do an hour and do something because I haven't done.
Speaker 2: I haven't done anything. Like when I first moved there,
Speaker 2: I had a monthly in Philly that was popping.
Speaker 1: Okay, what was it called? Just laughs?
Speaker 5: Just Las?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah with uh.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 1: He's surer. No, no, no, Jermaine Jones.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: But we we ran shown Philly for two years and
Speaker 2: it was packed. It was full of my people's fully
Speaker 2: Philly people.
Speaker 1: And then you know, stopped after a while because you
Speaker 1: stopped there just.
Speaker 5: Because we was. She was trying to change it up.
Speaker 5: We had differences.
Speaker 2: He wanted to do a certain way I want to
Speaker 2: do and I was meeting mad comics up here and
Speaker 2: was like, yo, they can come down there, and but
Speaker 2: you know, he was like, no, I want to put
Speaker 2: the Philly people want. It was just, you know, the
Speaker 2: black room was black. Was considered a black room, but
Speaker 2: it was the same, like, is a cool white dude,
Speaker 2: Let's put him up.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, you know, trying to get fully on
Speaker 1: here and he's like, nah.
Speaker 5: Fully did it fully from Philly.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was trying to get like New Yorkers
Speaker 2: down there and he wasn't trying to have it. So
Speaker 2: me and Jermaine had a falling off, but we're cool now.
Speaker 4: I'm actually supposed to be in Philly to do Chanel
Speaker 4: Ali her show.
Speaker 2: She fucking popping. Channel Ali is fucking popping.
Speaker 1: She was our laid back expert, or like our chill chill.
Speaker 1: She's a mad chill.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And me and Chanel met in Philly at a at
Speaker 2: an open mic, a poetry open mic, because she was.
Speaker 3: In there trying the feelings out. Huh, you're trying to
Speaker 3: get your feelings out. I think I was bustling on
Speaker 3: her pants when we first met. She just she got
Speaker 3: a lot of trying to pants.
Speaker 5: She had on some pants.
Speaker 1: I was roasting out of snow, but on her pants
Speaker 1: and I forgot. She like a saggy saggy.
Speaker 5: They were bad pants.
Speaker 3: Her doing that with a ballet, flat like a squishy,
Speaker 3: like a doctor show flat. And fast forward fifteen years later,
Speaker 3: she's killing it, killing it. She's doing a great Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's is great. We just I just did her show.
Speaker 1: It's fine. She up next, She definitely is up next.
Speaker 1: She also opened for Michel check. Yeah she does. She's
Speaker 1: fucking she's great.
Speaker 2: But I just did show good, good, and that's what
Speaker 2: I really want to do a big show on Phillydude.
Speaker 1: That's one of the connect there and day. I feel
Speaker 1: like they were laid back. They're just like you know,
Speaker 1: and you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 2: And I really gotta it's funny you bring on social media.
Speaker 2: I gotta start using it more like my Facebook. I
Speaker 2: don't be on my Facebook.
Speaker 3: Your Facebook, my shows through Facebook, your Twitter be like whatever.
Speaker 1: You used to write more on Twitter, but you stop.
Speaker 5: I stopped because.
Speaker 1: She said you can't tweet through cricket.
Speaker 2: I got caught like I was on Like I was
Speaker 2: just on Twitter for shipping giggles, like it wasn't before comedy.
Speaker 2: So it's like I was just going to with my friends,
Speaker 2: joking around and it was certain stuff like I would
Speaker 2: say on Twitter that my my friends be.
Speaker 1: Like, yo, come on, you can't do that now, Like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you gotta go scrub your account.
Speaker 2: When you gotta scrub my account, I got a lot
Speaker 2: of horrible what do you say? But you gotta know,
Speaker 2: I remember this was just before comedy, was before.
Speaker 3: You said, but you still got to scrub it because
Speaker 3: when when you pop and they might still find the
Speaker 3: deleted stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: So just like how I'm talking, Like how we talking?
Speaker 2: So many of the conversations we had at the diner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we would talk about type ship like that on our.
Speaker 1: That was so homophobic, transphobic. It was so bad. I
Speaker 1: was embarrassed. Keith Robinson was in it. They always talking.
Speaker 2: It's just really that's really how it is, though, No, dude,
Speaker 2: that is not our. This how it is before social media.
Speaker 1: No, it don't need to be there at all.
Speaker 3: Everybody was uncomfortable, but nobody came over to be like,
Speaker 3: shut up, what were y'all?
Speaker 1: What were they talking about? It can't I can't even.
Speaker 3: What was we?
Speaker 5: Can we talk about it? It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: It was just I was saying they were making rape jokes.
Speaker 5: No, no, it wasn't rape jokes.
Speaker 2: Listen, it was I was trying to break that, like
Speaker 2: I was saying, a lot of Philly younger dudes.
Speaker 1: Don't Philly kids don't believe in consent. Don't they don't
Speaker 1: know what this rape, like know that they're raping? Like
Speaker 1: what okay? Because when people say no live, we live?
Speaker 3: I think I really he trying to explain this, dude,
Speaker 3: and then you can't explain it, dude, the way y'all
Speaker 3: were saying it.
Speaker 1: It was funny. But I was like, yo, y'all are
Speaker 1: od was she was?
Speaker 5: She was over there crying.
Speaker 1: She was adding, I was, I was not. I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: She woke on the podcast comfortable and they started chanting.
Speaker 1: They were like, rape said rape said rape. And she
Speaker 1: stopped laughing.
Speaker 5: No, she was still laughing crazy around home.
Speaker 1: That does sound like that Sydney watching it. I was
Speaker 1: sitting up there laughing her asshof. It was like, it's on.
Speaker 1: It was more to it than that.
Speaker 2: It sounds bad the way she's saying it was so bad.
Speaker 2: The conversation was very funny.
Speaker 1: It was not a conversation. It was then get like
Speaker 1: going there.
Speaker 3: It was a long as Ra said, actually sounds like
Speaker 3: it's pretty funny. Damn, just the whole conversation. I mean,
Speaker 3: like the chance and stuff.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have people thinking I'm fat as ship.
Speaker 1: No, you're not. You're you're not a rapist. That's what
Speaker 1: we're gonna put.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be the title here, fat ugly rapist experts.
Speaker 1: From Philly. You're not. You're actually really great. You're one
Speaker 1: of the good ones.
Speaker 3: You're always looking out and you always have great things
Speaker 3: to say about us, even though we'd be shipping on you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 4: So we went out to get food, right, we got
Speaker 4: like Thai food or something, and we all put our
Speaker 4: cars down. And when we left, me and Reggie had
Speaker 4: grabbed the wrong car and I went to get a
Speaker 4: Metro card and I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, Reggie got my car
Speaker 1: because I had his.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I didn't even know. I was
Speaker 2: just like, dam I't no money on my car. Just
Speaker 2: see it because I never looked at the car.
Speaker 3: I know, because that's what happened. When you say you
Speaker 3: were trying to swipe it for a Metro card and
Speaker 3: you couldn't.
Speaker 5: I was just like, oh, man, I guess I was like,
Speaker 5: I't got no money.
Speaker 1: Maybe damn. I'm like, well, I was like, this is
Speaker 1: not my car. You canceled it. That quick break, No,
Speaker 1: what we swapped.
Speaker 2: Probably was a moment me and Marie had that guy
Speaker 2: was trying to put us together.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: The best time we had, Reggie, literally was that night
Speaker 3: we were at knitting factory and you bombed so hard.
Speaker 1: Reggie had a really bad set. You bomb so hard?
Speaker 1: Why were you so lost? So I got there at
Speaker 1: eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: Also, when when I say bomb a show, that means
Speaker 3: it was like barely any laughs. And the laughs that
Speaker 3: were like you were laughing at and Sydney were laughing,
Speaker 3: and I were like, before we were we did we
Speaker 3: filmed something before you had the show. So you were drinking,
Speaker 3: you were smoking, don't know.
Speaker 2: But the thing was I got there at eight o'clock
Speaker 2: and didn't get on stage until like eleven, So I
Speaker 2: remember it was a good time backstage, were joking, drinking back,
Speaker 2: I was smoking.
Speaker 1: No, you got on stage and you sound like somebody
Speaker 1: uncle just tou loose. I had a girl there.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you had a girl there' she went
Speaker 3: straight home.
Speaker 1: She was like, and good night.
Speaker 3: I walked in and I walked in and I heard Kevin, I,
Speaker 3: so isn't your dad a cup? And then I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm walking out. He was trying to like help you.
Speaker 3: Remember Jay was trying to lay up. That's a good friend. Listen,
Speaker 3: anytime City and I are on stage and one of
Speaker 3: us is having a bad set, one of us will
Speaker 3: always scream.
Speaker 1: Isn't your dada crop?
Speaker 3: And then we laugh even though the crowd don't laugh,
Speaker 3: I don't understand what we're sometimes.
Speaker 5: That's what it's about.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 5: We gotta have fun, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I like that you had such a rough set and
Speaker 1: then we went to the diners.
Speaker 3: And roasted you for two hours of Sydney roasted Regie.
Speaker 1: You were trying to get out of me. I was like,
Speaker 1: you needed that energy when you was on stage, my man, Honestly,
Speaker 1: where were all these hot John? Look when you go,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're never gonna let it go. But
Speaker 1: you got to do our show one day. One show
Speaker 1: was that the show that, Okay, I guess you don't
Speaker 1: want to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the monthly show that Sidney and I produce at
Speaker 4: a hot box called hot Box Comedy.
Speaker 5: I did see that. What happened to the other one.
Speaker 1: We just got tired of doing it the worm we
Speaker 1: outgrow the space. Yeah, it's coming hot boxes bigger and better.
Speaker 4: Yea, Honestly, we're probably we've probably had grown hot Box too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: low key, but that's how popular. I kind of miss
Speaker 4: calml Lounge too, though.
Speaker 5: A little bit.
Speaker 1: Hookah hated the smell of that ship. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: really like the same.
Speaker 2: People used to smoking y'all show, right, Yeah, we would
Speaker 2: tell them to bring them out to what happened. I
Speaker 2: used to bring the women out, you know, not that
Speaker 2: I you know, am looking, but you know on Saturdays
Speaker 2: they would have their red bottoms one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would come out for your.
Speaker 4: For youall regular ass jokes, Reggie, what can you tell
Speaker 4: the people who are listening about Philly that they don't know?
Speaker 1: What can you leave them? Yeah? Some miss them.
Speaker 3: Some common misconceptions that people have about Philly that you're like,
Speaker 3: this is not it.
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 2: That Philly people are mean. I think it's a lot
Speaker 2: of nice Philadelphians. And I think that's a real thing
Speaker 2: in New York, Like in New York is more mean
Speaker 2: than Philly.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: I mean people listen to the podcast and they hear us,
Speaker 3: so they're like, they come to the live show and
Speaker 3: I'm mean on stage.
Speaker 5: So I mean, Philly people more ugly than they are mean.
Speaker 1: Well, you you're not allowed to be mean if you're ugly,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 3: Huh do you hear what I said? You said what
Speaker 3: you're not allowed to be mean if you're ugly? You know,
Speaker 3: But people actually sympathize with you when you're mean and
Speaker 3: you're ugly. They're like, oh, what do they mean because
Speaker 3: they're ugly?
Speaker 2: All the violence? Well, I mean every every city has
Speaker 2: their ship. People act like Philly is like like you
Speaker 2: go there and you're gonna die immediately.
Speaker 1: It's not like that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, when I think of violence, I don't think
Speaker 4: of Philly. I think like Detroit. I think Chicago.
Speaker 2: Here times you really are, it's not like that. Every
Speaker 2: place got they they ship. Yes, I don't think Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: I don't think New York is that.
Speaker 1: Violent New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, parts of New York that are violent, like East
Speaker 3: New York and KNARSI.
Speaker 5: I feel very comfortable walking around New York.
Speaker 1: But that's what you don't.
Speaker 3: But you don't, you know, you don't live in like
Speaker 3: the hoods of New York. You're walking around with that
Speaker 3: fashion over jacket. Nobody's trying to rob you.
Speaker 1: Like you ain't got no pockets. I guess a wallet
Speaker 1: that's fashion over the pockets is so shut. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel very safe walking around. I guess maybe I
Speaker 2: should walk through flat Bush. You know what, one time,
Speaker 2: remember Essence, that bar show? Yeah, one time we did
Speaker 2: that show and I was about to walk down Troy
Speaker 2: Ave and I didn't fucking know where I was.
Speaker 1: No, don't go down there, you don't go that way.
Speaker 1: I'm like maybe, But before that, I was walking up
Speaker 1: Troy Ave like it was. And then I put in
Speaker 1: two together, like, oh, that's what that nigga get his
Speaker 1: name from. Isn't he in jail right now? Is he
Speaker 1: Troy didn he shoots somebody at a club at a show? Really,
Speaker 1: we just gotta ban the guns, guys, ban the guns.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your political and all right, yeah, the guns.
Speaker 1: Ban those damn guns.
Speaker 3: So Reggie, where can people catch you with your Instagram,
Speaker 3: your Twitters?
Speaker 1: With shows.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start tweeting. I tweet, but I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: posting more and Facebook and more. But you know, I
Speaker 2: don't like Facebook because you don't have a good face.
Speaker 2: I don't like the mix up of my family and comics.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with that.
Speaker 5: I hate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if I can block because I got I
Speaker 2: got a Facebook, I accepted all my family, that's what
Speaker 2: you went wrong. But no, but then I was on Twitter.
Speaker 2: So then I was like, all, I'm gonna do all this.
Speaker 2: I don't have to use this anymore.
Speaker 1: I got Twitter.
Speaker 2: Now I gotta start using Facebook. But now I got
Speaker 2: all my family because.
Speaker 1: What happens what you do with your family, You put
Speaker 1: them on limit no limited.
Speaker 4: Profile, and then every time you post something, you just
Speaker 4: select selected so that like they can't see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so because my somebody else say something. You know
Speaker 2: how you're in comics? Are we ship on each other?
Speaker 2: One time my dad got into it with a comic
Speaker 2: and I just let it go. Yeah, but he and
Speaker 2: then my aunts do that. Sh they and then somebody
Speaker 2: say something fly to com.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, bro, like just put them limited profile.
Speaker 5: Well, but they know some of the comics.
Speaker 2: If they go to like when I used to do,
Speaker 2: if they go too hard, I'm like, bro, you know
Speaker 2: that's my aunt.
Speaker 5: Like you see your last name?
Speaker 1: You know that, you know that's my aunt.
Speaker 2: You know that everybody and everybody in my family has
Speaker 2: the last name Concord.
Speaker 1: That's my aunt. She got my face with a wig on.
Speaker 4: Come on, you know that, you know that, you know
Speaker 4: you know that's not Debbie, Like you know, come on,
Speaker 4: Concrest is your real last name?
Speaker 1: James Reginald McBride conquests. That's beautiful that's James Reginald McBride.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you should be doing more with it. The third,
Speaker 1: like your third, you're junior, m junior.
Speaker 2: But I got my mom's last name, so really my
Speaker 2: government should I put my government out there?
Speaker 1: I mean, you already said the whole name. Nobody cares.
Speaker 3: That's what was on the card, and I was like,
Speaker 3: du yeah, who is James Reginald Conquest is the fourth?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know that white man.
Speaker 2: Conress is my mom's last name, so McBride is my
Speaker 2: dad's last name. But when I first started comedy, my
Speaker 2: name is James McBride.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you changed that.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a white man name could have done that, James,
Speaker 3: you probably would get better jobs.
Speaker 1: To the stage. James McBride, Now that's corny. Reggie Conquest
Speaker 1: is great.
Speaker 4: Reggie Conquest sounds like the is your Sasha Fierce, Like
Speaker 4: Reggie Conquest.
Speaker 1: Is like your alter ego. But I like James McBride.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going to be a cop, officer McBride,
Speaker 3: officer McBride, but if you're going to be a CEO, Reggie.
Speaker 1: Conquest speaking, never mind, I'll say before we get off
Speaker 1: the Reggie again. Where can people find you? All over
Speaker 1: New York?
Speaker 2: Twitter, Instagram, Red Conquest r GG Conquest on Everything, Reggie
Speaker 2: Conquest on Facebook, Red Conquest on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 3: Beautiful so much, mister Conquest, our Philadelphia expert.
Speaker 1: Yes, I learned so much. Let's take it out by
Speaker 1: singing the Fresh Prince of bel Air theme song. Okay,
Speaker 1: yes it's Philadelphia. Borner Mon didn't stay home because she
Speaker 1: was out. She was getting it. Bye. No, it went
Speaker 1: up to no good. Okay, City, I'm done, Bye bye