Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Baron Trend.
Speaker 1: Computer a hacker. Mm hmm, my name is Jack. That
Speaker 1: over there is Miles yeap year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got hackers. Y'all, watch your fucking hardwares and
Speaker 2: your softwares because the hackers they can get in there.
Speaker 1: Dude, late hackers like steal money from your wallet. That's
Speaker 1: what my kids ask me. Like the hackers take over
Speaker 1: the car. Oh, I mean they got like that. They
Speaker 1: got that late nineties CBS TV show writer concept of
Speaker 1: how computer you are?
Speaker 2: Could you could you could engage like a kill switch
Speaker 2: on a car, would they Yeah?
Speaker 1: I guess they could get out of the car. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: they can really pack the money directly out of my wallet.
Speaker 1: I don't think. No, they would have last words.
Speaker 2: They would pretend that they are asking you for an
Speaker 2: unpaid toll fee.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and that's.
Speaker 2: How they would steal the money out of daddy's wallet.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Yeah, And that's how they did
Speaker 1: steal the money out of my wallet.
Speaker 2: And that's why kids, you can't get bracest. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Look the white sucking whole to these told people, dude,
Speaker 1: jagged teeth are in right now. Yeah, you just need
Speaker 1: to start dating Walton Goggins on an HBO show and you.
Speaker 2: Need someone with gigantic teeth to hear like oh yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah not un teeth is normal that there's some
Speaker 2: chick lits.
Speaker 1: Are you're still not caught up right? No? No, so
Speaker 1: you haven't seen the same rock well no, and he.
Speaker 2: Kept hearing about it and just seeing memes about it
Speaker 2: that I'm like, oh, this ship it's like launched a
Speaker 2: thousand memes and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, Goggins has been kind of wasted in this role
Speaker 1: or like so far, like it hasn't paid off, like
Speaker 1: you know, he's one of my favorite actors anywhere, and
Speaker 1: it was all worth it for the just his reaction shot.
Speaker 2: Well you got you got him. You can double dip
Speaker 2: because he's uncle baby Billy right now Gemstones.
Speaker 1: And they got two episodes out of the he got
Speaker 1: beat out already.
Speaker 2: Oh for real, some dumb it's fucking it's stupid, right.
Speaker 1: Just Gemstone season is stupid.
Speaker 2: Like the gratuitous full frontal new.
Speaker 1: Gratuitas meat out full frontal and uh yeah, maybe that's I.
Speaker 2: Read a thing where the guy who was the dad
Speaker 2: of like the Duke family, right, he's got his meet
Speaker 2: out in one of the scenes. And then I saw
Speaker 2: this thing where he was like, it's a double standard
Speaker 2: for me to be asked about my penis, like when
Speaker 2: women aren't asked about He's like, I don't think Mikey
Speaker 2: Madison's asked about her volva and I was hanging out
Speaker 2: the whole time of Anora d.
Speaker 1: Yo gets so defensive, I know.
Speaker 2: And then he was like, Okay, that's on me. Maybe
Speaker 2: that was the wrong way to phrase it. It is weird.
Speaker 1: Was hanging out all over town.
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you my grandfa who says that
Speaker 2: hanging out everywhere? Then he was like, it's just weird
Speaker 2: when people ask you in an interview, like if that
Speaker 2: was a prosthetic, because he's like, basically it feels like
Speaker 2: people was asking Me's like, so was I looking at
Speaker 2: your real dick?
Speaker 3: Was dick?
Speaker 1: H That is a weird question? Like fair, fair enough
Speaker 1: on his part, like that's a weird question, don't you.
Speaker 1: Definitely with that, definitely what I wanted to know, but
Speaker 1: definitely not a thing that as a journalist I would
Speaker 1: be like, hey, man, is that real meat or what
Speaker 1: we talked about real U A grade real A grade beef?
Speaker 2: Is that what's for dinner?
Speaker 1: Kind of packing?
Speaker 2: But yeah, the Baron Trump thing that's trending right now
Speaker 2: because again just fucking the goofy goofy hitler. Donald Trump
Speaker 2: continues to terrorize us and demonstrate how.
Speaker 1: Stupid he is.
Speaker 2: He was doing an interview with Laura Ingram and he
Speaker 2: just he just got this real cool, one cool quote
Speaker 2: out about how Baron is so good at computer and
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, try not to have your ears bleed?
Speaker 4: Is Baron's aptitude in your view?
Speaker 1: Business or politics?
Speaker 4: Maybe technology? He can look at a computer, I try
Speaker 4: turn it off. His turn it off. I turn off
Speaker 4: his laptop. I said, oh good And I go back
Speaker 4: five minutes or he's got his laptop. He said, how
Speaker 4: do you do that? None of your business? Dad, No,
Speaker 4: he's got an unbelievable aptitude in technology.
Speaker 1: What what that he can turn it back on?
Speaker 2: How you do that? You do that? How does he
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 4: Turn it off? His turn it off? I turn off
Speaker 4: his laptop. I said, oh goodness, And I go back
Speaker 4: five minutes later, he's got his laptop. He said, how
Speaker 4: do you do that?
Speaker 1: You do that?
Speaker 2: How do you do that. Yeah, tremendous attitude for turn
Speaker 2: on laptop.
Speaker 1: Turn tremendous aptitude for yeah, how you do that?
Speaker 2: And and he's like, none of your business, dad. I
Speaker 2: do believe that part where he's trying to interact with
Speaker 2: his son and he's like, get the fuck out of
Speaker 2: my face, you motherfucker your dad.
Speaker 1: God Crypto kiss his ass, I think because they I
Speaker 1: think I think everybody close to him kisses his ass
Speaker 1: because they recognize that they dans too. They are I
Speaker 1: think he is going to try to pass power onto
Speaker 1: Barn Like I don't think he. I think he hates
Speaker 1: Donald Junior too much, so he'll probably up yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: or Eric or something. He's try and keep it in
Speaker 1: the family, right.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the only that's how this sort of
Speaker 2: despotic shit works usually.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what if Hitler was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus Christ. So he has a tremendous aptitude because
Speaker 2: he can turn off computer.
Speaker 1: Damn. Put him in charge of fucking NSA. I turn
Speaker 1: out the computer, I come back five minutes later, Like
Speaker 1: that is the lowest fucking bar for like he must
Speaker 1: he must be having his mind blown by the most
Speaker 1: basic magic tricks. What at this?
Speaker 2: But this is my thing? Is oh right? Like if
Speaker 2: you do the thumb like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker's probably getting like people are like he put
Speaker 1: must have a pee tape. He probably believes Putin has
Speaker 1: his ear like that might be give it, give it back,
Speaker 1: give it back, you hear back.
Speaker 2: I doubt they'll learn some Russian swear words. But I
Speaker 2: also like the interaction. If you sort of distill it
Speaker 2: down to what the narrative was of this anecdote, it's
Speaker 2: that Baron's on his computer. Trump hates that he's on
Speaker 2: his computer. He's like, hey, get on the dank computer.
Speaker 2: I'm turning it off. And I finally get that thing off.
Speaker 2: I come back five minutes. The kids got the dang
Speaker 2: thing back on that I told him to turn off.
Speaker 2: And I'm like hiding jud and he's like, fuck you,
Speaker 2: that's my man.
Speaker 1: I got it. Like what did you think? Wow, it's
Speaker 1: such a it's such a low bar with these rich
Speaker 1: people and their children. Yeah, Jesus Christ, we're in We're
Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble if we can't calaw this
Speaker 1: thing back.
Speaker 2: Why immigrant mom and black father? The bar was too
Speaker 2: damn high, exactly man. And then you don't you don't
Speaker 2: have the self confidence to just be like, how do
Speaker 2: you do do that? I remember when I did that,
Speaker 2: my dad said, you know, as a young black child,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to turn on the computer twice as
Speaker 2: hard than the white kids. That's right before anybody recognizes you.
Speaker 1: People are just gonna be coming by knocking it out
Speaker 1: of your hands. You just gotta yeah all right. Uh.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of this administration, uh, I think we
Speaker 1: were wondering on the on the podcast, like what it
Speaker 1: was gonna look like with these comedians who got famous
Speaker 1: during the Biden administration and now suddenly like the side
Speaker 1: that they root for are like in power, Like, are
Speaker 1: they just gonna be like, yeah, man, you see what
Speaker 1: happened to the White House today? That was sick. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: you know they just like get the talking point.
Speaker 2: That's just so sick, like that we're just kind of
Speaker 2: like really reinforcing like the standards of like Western European civilization.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: I love that they stand for that shit, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, that'sh it's so fucking sick. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: fucking sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we got a glimpse Andrew Schultz was on
Speaker 1: THEO Van's podcast and uh or vice very, I can't
Speaker 1: tell the fucking different he was on this past weekend
Speaker 1: with he was on this past weekend with this past
Speaker 1: weekend and uh yeah, let's just play a little bit
Speaker 1: because it's it's interesting you can't quite see his hand
Speaker 1: if he has the same talking points that Trump had
Speaker 1: during the Tesla infomercial on the White House lawn. But
Speaker 1: it feels like it feels like he's been he's got
Speaker 1: his marching orders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, come on, man, glaze that glaze that
Speaker 2: musk train.
Speaker 5: So this is like a kind of shitty situation where like, yes,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, he's entising people. He's like rubbing people the
Speaker 5: wrong way. You don't like the guy, you don't like
Speaker 5: the beliefs, you don't like what he's doing, and.
Speaker 1: There are things you don't like the beliefs, and there
Speaker 1: are things the criticized. Again, but I really think a
Speaker 1: lot of people turned at the hailing of the Hitler,
Speaker 1: the seeking of the hail the Hitler. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some people that's not their thing. And I get it.
Speaker 2: There's stuff you're against that that's fine, But then that
Speaker 2: is also other people saying so like maybe we should
Speaker 2: create space for them. Okay, continue, Andrew.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying aren't things are criticized, like everybody is
Speaker 5: nobody's above criticism. But to punish that car company that
Speaker 5: is one hundred made in America may both live in America.
Speaker 5: Americans rely on those jobs, Like, maybe we criticize another thing.
Speaker 2: Dude I love is so stupid that he clearly has
Speaker 2: not he is not actually comprehended him and just like
Speaker 2: energetically because the way it's like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like maybe they say, right.
Speaker 1: My interview style is also uh huh yeah, and then
Speaker 1: like five sentences later, wait a second, you.
Speaker 2: Just say the thing the person just said five minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Look it all happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Joe Rogan just seemed to be agreeing themselves
Speaker 1: to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, okay, sorry, go on, let's let's let's
Speaker 2: allow the man to continue.
Speaker 1: Is another thing, right, what is your goal that we set?
Speaker 1: Is funny?
Speaker 5: Freezing those Americans lose those jobs? That makes you feel
Speaker 5: better about your gripe with Elon.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Some people they they just want to win an argument.
Speaker 1: It feels like hell yeah, really good point, jobs. Oh
Speaker 1: that's a really good that's a really good point, man.
Speaker 2: They just want to win the argument that, like fascism
Speaker 2: is destroying everything.
Speaker 1: At a rapid tic and they want to try and.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like they just want to win
Speaker 2: that argument.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that is a comedy podcast, but it's it's truly
Speaker 1: like a sub Fox News de of Like there's just
Speaker 1: a fucking real surface level uh Trump Elon Musk made
Speaker 1: in America.
Speaker 2: Doug Andrew Schul can't even concoct an argument that doesn't
Speaker 2: contradict everything he's saying. Right, He's like, because like Americans
Speaker 2: are losing jobs because of fucking Doge.
Speaker 1: Right, right. The worst thing that he has been Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: the guy who took a cartoonishly big chainsaw to Seapack
Speaker 1: to write like emphasize how much jobs he's cutting.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. But but yet the thrust of your fucking
Speaker 2: defensive Musk is to tap into people's outrage over Americans
Speaker 2: losing their jobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And That's what I'm going with. And if
Speaker 1: you disagree with that, man, I feel like you just
Speaker 1: like want to win the argument because this is not
Speaker 1: an iron clad that.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to win the argument. I'm just
Speaker 2: literally observing the facts that it is what it is, man, But.
Speaker 1: It's actually and Miles, if people stop buying Tesla's, they're
Speaker 1: not going to buy other cars, so those jobs just
Speaker 1: go away and don't get picked up by any other
Speaker 1: car companies. So yeah, yeah, yeah, you're killing America with
Speaker 1: your criticism of that guy hiling Hitler and trying to
Speaker 1: privatize the US government. You're actually anti American with that
Speaker 1: with that criticism. Cool discomfort coo, yeah man.
Speaker 2: Cool, thanks, nice mustache, tickhead, nice mustache, Dickheadia.
Speaker 1: Let me just put a to like this, all right,
Speaker 1: a nice sash. Are you from New York or something? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I could be also just another one. We'll move off
Speaker 1: of Trump in the second act after the break, But
Speaker 1: I do just want to say his whole like fuck
Speaker 1: the Court's energy. Where he's you know, being like, let's
Speaker 1: sue these judges, let's impeach these judges who aren't on board.
Speaker 1: Is unpopular. As a CNN numbers guy Harry and Tim
Speaker 1: put it him, listening to the courts is more popular
Speaker 1: than Mother Teresa. It is all adults eighty four percent,
Speaker 1: which apparently does better than Mother Teresa, who you know,
Speaker 1: she's She's still Catholic, So people don't people don't trust that. Ultimately,
Speaker 1: eighty four percent of people are like, dude, stop trying
Speaker 1: to take right, stop trying to take over the government.
Speaker 1: Like the court. I guess everybody was just leaning on
Speaker 1: the courts thing. They're just like, yeah, but we got
Speaker 1: the courts. He can't overthrow the court. It truly was
Speaker 1: I trying. I heard that from people who were like scared,
Speaker 1: like Jesus, this guy's going to take over. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that eighty percent of the GOP was also like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: at least we have the courts. These are like early.
Speaker 2: Luigi Mangione numbers, Like we're like, oh, it's a lot
Speaker 2: of overlap here, damn. Across the political spectrum. When like
Speaker 2: you're a seventy nine percent of Republican voters.
Speaker 1: Republican voters, please, they know.
Speaker 2: They're like, well then nothing if it's too oh that
Speaker 2: is actually bad. So I do think that I know
Speaker 2: that much about civics. If there's no law that zero church,
Speaker 2: I've seen the perch.
Speaker 1: People seem uncomfortable with zero checks on his power. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well an independence eighty two percent think Trump should follow
Speaker 1: court rulings. Republicans seventy nine percent. I think Trump should
Speaker 1: follow court rulings when they go against him specifically.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is like a thing too, like right now,
Speaker 2: like the doe, Like the courts are like, you cannot
Speaker 2: fucking just vapor vaporize the doe. And so now he
Speaker 2: just announced its like, well, I'm just gonna dismantle it.
Speaker 2: And so now the announcement is that you will be
Speaker 2: significantly downsized.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Great. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back, and
Speaker 1: just a bit of an update to our earlier story
Speaker 1: because we were like, man, maybe it would be dumb
Speaker 1: if the Democrats went along with this spending bill and
Speaker 1: just kind of co signed whatever the Republicans were doing.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants that. Literally, nobody wants that except the Democrats.
Speaker 1: They're the only ones who still seem to be like,
Speaker 1: well we get points for being bipartisan. Yeah, so Chuck
Speaker 1: Schumer did it. He was like, let's let's hang in there.
Speaker 2: Guy, collaborate with this fucking regime.
Speaker 1: Let's see where they're going with this one. And uh,
Speaker 1: it has been very unpopular, to the point that people
Speaker 1: are calling for him to step down, and it's not
Speaker 1: what people called for, and it like people like, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, it's people are like, yeah, that actually sounds
Speaker 1: like a really good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean like so Democrats also held town halls.
Speaker 2: Guess what, ug l y, Why the fuck are y'all
Speaker 2: not fighting these motherfuckers? It was ugly in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of I saw a lot of clips. People
Speaker 2: are just so fucking pissed, Like, whether it's Schumer or
Speaker 2: at them, be like, how the fuck do you not
Speaker 2: do a fucking thing about this? Like what is going
Speaker 2: on with you guys? And you know, Chuck Schumer had
Speaker 2: to cancel his little book tour that he was gonna
Speaker 2: go on because everyone's gonna be all fucking mean to him.
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't know that. I know that he
Speaker 1: had to cancel his book tour. I would be I'm
Speaker 1: not on board with anybody to sell a book when
Speaker 1: you're a millionaire. Yeah, maybe get your cousin Amy Schumer
Speaker 1: to help you launch that. Cool and cool And I
Speaker 1: like her.
Speaker 2: The thing though, with like the Schumer stepping down things
Speaker 2: like you know, Pelosi has even been like not full
Speaker 2: throated defense, like like like not really committing to saying
Speaker 2: he should stay. There's already members who are just like, no,
Speaker 2: this needs to stop. They're more and more active, like
Speaker 2: liberal activist groups like you know, calling for him to
Speaker 2: step down. This is not the way. There's a there
Speaker 2: was a reporting from one of the excerpts in his
Speaker 2: book that this whole time, he held this belief that
Speaker 2: the Republicans were going to eventually just get rid of
Speaker 2: Trump because they were sick of him.
Speaker 3: Jesus, that's like, that's that's been the like underlying sort
Speaker 3: of teen thinking, Yeah, how what fuck could Literally ten
Speaker 3: years ago he knew that that was no longer the case,
Speaker 3: literally a decade behind.
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, it's these old ass people.
Speaker 2: Like I do feel like as you age, like you
Speaker 2: don't really learn new things, like your core like gravitational
Speaker 2: center of reality is like an average is still an.
Speaker 1: Average of all your experiences. It's not what you learned yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's a great it's an average of all your experiences,
Speaker 1: and these people just can't shit.
Speaker 2: You learn in ten years means nothing when you're eighty
Speaker 2: years old. Yeah, exactly, that's the one eightieth or that's one.
Speaker 1: Eight if they don't get that not a shit, not enough. Yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I keep hearing people being like, Guys, two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: we all thought or two thousand and four we were
Speaker 1: like we're screwed, but four years later we got Obama,
Speaker 1: and it's this thing just swings back and forth, and
Speaker 1: like the Ezra Kleine and Derek I'm Sinner releasing a
Speaker 1: book about like how the Democrats can like come back
Speaker 1: by continuing to be the Democratic Party, it seems like,
Speaker 1: and they're just like basing everything around this idea of
Speaker 1: like it just kind of goes back and forth.
Speaker 2: If this is anything as if this is still two
Speaker 2: thousand and four.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. It feels like it's they don't realize. And
Speaker 1: I I really feel like as bad as it it's
Speaker 1: getting and going to get under Trump, like there's no
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party is like more unpopular, like they are
Speaker 1: as long as they continue with this shit where they're
Speaker 1: still like riding for some past like bipartisan bullshit, Like
Speaker 1: it's just not that's not going to get more popular.
Speaker 1: They're going to need to be taken down by like
Speaker 1: somebody who actually is like willing to fucking you know,
Speaker 1: upset the norms of the Democratic Party, like to the
Speaker 1: point that it might as well not no longer be
Speaker 1: the same party. Yeah, I mean, I just I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, Like what is just historically reckless take to be
Speaker 2: like it's like two thousand and four, you're completely leaving
Speaker 2: out citizens united in two thousand and nine, two thousand tens. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess if that also isn't a factor in this,
Speaker 2: like oligarchical fucking take sure, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, there's still the people who like but like
Speaker 1: swallowed at an early age, like their early inception moment
Speaker 1: that they just that's locked away deep in their unconscious
Speaker 1: is like anything that's not ultimately motivated by like profit
Speaker 1: and like you know, uh, economic growth and like markets
Speaker 1: is like unrealistic and childish, you know, and they just
Speaker 1: like can't get can't get past that.
Speaker 2: Because it's the status quo. If they're hooked on that
Speaker 2: status quo.
Speaker 1: They're hooked on that status quo.
Speaker 2: That's stat quo.
Speaker 1: Hey. Lastly, on some good news, I mean it's not
Speaker 1: so the word the story has happiness in the title
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, so it must be good world happiness
Speaker 1: report is out and the US is dropping like a
Speaker 1: rock in terms of national levels of happiness. Finland continues
Speaker 1: to dominate eight years in a row. Mexico has entered
Speaker 1: the top ten, which I just I continue to think
Speaker 1: we should be kind of looking at Mexico for how
Speaker 1: this whole, like the way forward is what the Mexican
Speaker 1: government is currently doing. We can report from Brian the
Speaker 1: editor has just weighed in on the chat and said.
Speaker 2: I'm happy, yeah in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, nice to be in number ten. We're number twenty four.
Speaker 1: Israel is number eight. Israel is number eight. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but Miles, they used to be number five, so like
Speaker 1: it's been hard, It's been hard.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's like, so I'm really interested in all I mean,
Speaker 2: I think that just speaks to like the perception of
Speaker 2: what is happening in their own country. And yeah, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Great, uh so so great and fantastic for them.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the stupidity of the Finland doesn't exist
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh Jack, Okay, let me play this for you. There
Speaker 2: are people out this hold on. This clip is gonna
Speaker 2: fucking do your head in. Okay. This is from like
Speaker 2: one of those like street interview tiktoks, like just check,
Speaker 2: just check this energy out about Finland.
Speaker 6: Finland is not a real country. It is just a
Speaker 6: guy set up by the country of Japan.
Speaker 2: So that they can do fishing and fish.
Speaker 6: In the area that Finland occupies.
Speaker 2: Fishes the ocean. Wait elaborate.
Speaker 6: What so Japan wants to have a king spot that
Speaker 6: nobody knows about it, so they created the Guys of Finland.
Speaker 1: This woman is in a white cowboy hat about.
Speaker 2: Fish, big fishes, the fishing spot. Like, yeah, boats are yes.
Speaker 6: On maps, you'll see the country Finland, but if you
Speaker 6: really go there, it's not. It's just there is no
Speaker 6: country to the east of Swedish. What about all the Finnishment,
Speaker 6: the Finnish people that are really Swedish. Have you ever
Speaker 6: met anybody from Finland?
Speaker 1: I guess I haven't. No, have you No, I haven't
Speaker 1: got himn fucking bars, We're fox, dude. The Internet is
Speaker 1: so great? What it locked? What a place, What a
Speaker 1: time to be alive?
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I just a fishing conspiracy. It's and I.
Speaker 2: Think because all of that is from like it was
Speaker 2: a joke that then took hold. Yeah, and people really
Speaker 2: began to believe it. It's it's really something else. It's
Speaker 2: really something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the birds aren't real, conspiracy that like twenty
Speaker 1: years from now there's going to be a civil war
Speaker 1: fought between the birds aren't real, and the Finland doesn't
Speaker 1: exist factions of the US population, just for some context.
Speaker 1: The ranking is calculated using a single life evaluation question
Speaker 1: called the Cantrill Ladder, which asks people to imagine a
Speaker 1: ladder with steps numbered from zero at the bottom to
Speaker 1: ten at the top, the top being the best possible
Speaker 1: life and the bottom being the worst possible one. Okay,
Speaker 1: And it asks on which step do you personally feel
Speaker 1: you stand at this time?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not even standing. I'm laying down, my mouth
Speaker 2: open as a billionaire shits in my mouth from the
Speaker 2: top one.
Speaker 1: That's I'm down here. They actually there's a line from
Speaker 1: the bottom step going around to the back up top.
Speaker 1: They're billionaires shitting off the top of the building into
Speaker 1: our mouths. And then we are actually asked to thank them.
Speaker 1: And if we can't thank them, it's actually called domestic terrorism. Yes,
Speaker 1: if we're actually ungrateful, if we give them a thumbs
Speaker 1: down in response to the shit that just landed on us.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm looking at these rankings, dude, thing doesn't even
Speaker 2: fucking exist. Yeah, so, like, what are you trying to
Speaker 2: fucking say right now? This is all fucking This is
Speaker 2: all Japanese fishing proper. They want their own cool fishing
Speaker 2: spot anyway. Yeah, jeez, it's interesting to see how Like
Speaker 2: it's like one of those things like birds aren't real,
Speaker 2: where some people like, yeah, it's a joke, where a
Speaker 2: guy put that like it was a Reddit post about
Speaker 2: the weirdest shit your parents told you. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: from there, yeah.
Speaker 1: Dude, they want you to believe it's a joke. Yeah
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Netflix is a joke.
Speaker 3: Actually.
Speaker 1: Oh man, now you're talking about my favorite comedy festival.
Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending on this March twentieth. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show m HM. Until then,
Speaker 1: why don't you be kind to each other, Why don't
Speaker 1: you be kind to yourself? Get your vaccines. But while
Speaker 1: you still can get your flu shot, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy. And we will actually all tomorrow. Bye bye, MHM.